I Made CUBA the MOST POWERFUL NATION with BANANAS in Victoria 3

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Рік тому +48

    Do you want a... *BANANA*
    Diving back into the wonderful world of Victoria 3, this time as a REAL Island: CUBA!
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  • @mbanana23456
    @mbanana23456 Рік тому +131

    Fun fact, did you know that Cuba was founded by Jarl Haestein? It wasn't, but it could've been.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Рік тому +12

      Following his instincts to return to monke he sailed west, told the Skraelings of Viland to feck off and settled paradise (also known as Cuba), where he opened the first banana plantation

  • @michelle_obarna4468
    @michelle_obarna4468 Рік тому +128

    France legit put whipping Spain above abolishing slavery

  • @atomicmassacre1236
    @atomicmassacre1236 Рік тому +56

    9:09 after crushing the aristocratic revolt Cuba's capital remained in Haiti. Great game Paradox.

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 Рік тому +2

      you can change the capital. koifish here, didnt change that..

  • @neoasdrubaul
    @neoasdrubaul Рік тому +28

    Awesome content again! Keep those V3 and CK3 vids comming!

  • @forresterscalan3921
    @forresterscalan3921 Рік тому +35

    I played cuba in a mp game with my friend who played spain would recommend. Granted me independence at the start of the game then i rejoined the market. Although i was much more liberal that you were lol. Cuba is op

  • @gabrielalmeida6917
    @gabrielalmeida6917 Рік тому +39

    Now that's a minion republic right there.

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 Рік тому +10

    Rural economy is also one of the best do it yourself and survive books ever written. Basically teaching you how to live for free

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm Рік тому +8

    Once there’s a conversion mods between EU4, Vic3, and Hoi4, you should do a Haesteinn megacampaign!

  • @Ari-ez1vj
    @Ari-ez1vj Рік тому +10

    the embargo has been lifted on my country because of this video gracias koifish

  • @ShladTheTonkLover
    @ShladTheTonkLover Рік тому +6

    2:18 "Miguel, all we have to do is conquer Haiti and we'll be picking Bananas in a tropical paradise by the end of the season!"

  • @daneskyrodriguezchinique5543
    @daneskyrodriguezchinique5543 Рік тому +5

    I'm from Cuba and I loved it 😂😂

  • @JimK1232
    @JimK1232 Рік тому +5

    Awesome! Do it with Miskito Kingdom next!!!

  • @ParadoxNinja
    @ParadoxNinja Рік тому +1

    Ja for helvede!!! Vi skal til Cuba!!!

  • @erpega
    @erpega Рік тому +33

    How you can make Cuba even greater?!?!?!

  • @johnconnor8206
    @johnconnor8206 Рік тому +127

    Cuba is already the best nation🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺

  • @Johan-kk1sh
    @Johan-kk1sh Рік тому +3

    Me watching koi fish betray Sweden is unbelievable

  • @Secretsofsociety
    @Secretsofsociety Рік тому +2

    Everyone knows that Bananas are the key to good relations with the US. Keep the bananas flowing and no one will get nuked.

  • @stefanstoyanov2126
    @stefanstoyanov2126 Рік тому +2

    SOBER FOR 5 months! respect!

  • @maliselison6449
    @maliselison6449 Рік тому +22

    Koifish you need to speak Danish more in your videos you are doing a great job at it

  • @catka304
    @catka304 Рік тому +1

    I just wanted to say awesome job on five months of sobriety!

  • @kito7947
    @kito7947 Рік тому +3

    Based representation of what could of been 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺

  • @TTGHAST
    @TTGHAST Рік тому +2

    PT-boat on the way to Havana
    I used to make a living, man
    Pickin' the banana
    Now I'm a guy for the CIA
    Hooray for the USA

  • @chesterzimmerman7752
    @chesterzimmerman7752 Рік тому

    I've been sober for 5 months do I feel any better.....I wish🤣🤣🤣

  • @undecidedvr4751
    @undecidedvr4751 Рік тому +4

    when you gonna finish bannerlord sturgia seris or the battania seris with guns but great video anyway

  • @beanoboy62
    @beanoboy62 Рік тому

    Also sober for a few months. Similarly apprehensive. Still, keep up the good work king

  • @ЯворХаризанов
    @ЯворХаризанов Рік тому

    Hey there, Koifish! I think that there is a game, which you would really enjoy - Knights of Honor 2: Sovereign is launching next Tuesday - 6th of December. I would be thrilled if you give it a go and if you like it, make some content for it! This game really has potential :) Anyways Happy Holidays, man!

  • @theorixlux
    @theorixlux Рік тому +4

    Congratulations on 5 months! What did you replace booze with?

  • @thegoodstuf1663
    @thegoodstuf1663 Рік тому +2

    Koi fish please become a colonial power with Cuba

  • @meguminplaysyt3889
    @meguminplaysyt3889 Рік тому

    Vilken bra video min vän

  • @plaguedoctor4009
    @plaguedoctor4009 Рік тому +3

    koifish if you are brave enough play as texas and take over mexico or you cant do that?

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому

    Lore of CUBA the MOST POWERFUL NATION with BANANAS momentum 100

  • @gonzalohiguero6632
    @gonzalohiguero6632 Рік тому +1

    Vote for el Presidente!

  • @Xulgaron
    @Xulgaron Рік тому

    Oh Gosh, its true. You start Wars in Victoria 3 and dont have to fight them... :D

  • @BobfromAccounting-ut5lf
    @BobfromAccounting-ut5lf Рік тому

    Give us More on the Saga of Ulf!!!! Pure Comedy brother #BannerLord

  • @robertsnook7443
    @robertsnook7443 Рік тому

    That was cool do more little nations

  • @bronx_cowboybt3980
    @bronx_cowboybt3980 Рік тому +1

    U love yo video bro just funny

  • @johnconnor8206
    @johnconnor8206 Рік тому +4

    Nationalize the plantations!!!!

  • @BrokenGibus
    @BrokenGibus Рік тому +1

    wow, Denmark actuall being useful? There is a first for everything I guess

  • @DjalmaThuran
    @DjalmaThuran Рік тому

    Hey! Everyone knows that Brazil is the real Banana Republic! I would know, I live here...

  • @doppel5627
    @doppel5627 Рік тому

    Welcome to Tropico!

  • @kuru2446
    @kuru2446 Рік тому +1

    Yes new video

  • @Dov4485
    @Dov4485 Рік тому +1

    I'll give Koi the benefit of the doubt and assume there is some added context that make him point blank blowing up a lone halftrack stuck in a ditch the "best moment of the game" :p

  • @andreanecchi5930
    @andreanecchi5930 Рік тому +3

    try to make a video using Qatar or wherever it was geographically at the time

    • @MangooPangoo
      @MangooPangoo Рік тому +1

      I wonder where Qatar was located in the 19th century. I must’ve skipped that geography lesson.

    • @andreanecchi5930
      @andreanecchi5930 Рік тому +1

      @confusedshakespear1488 English is not my first language if I made a mistake I apologize

  • @somesome23231
    @somesome23231 Рік тому

    Man you can't play victoria, but memes are good

  • @johnconnor8206
    @johnconnor8206 Рік тому +3

    Viva la revolution

  • @mavor101
    @mavor101 Рік тому

    Do you guys remember that time when france navally invaded Qing china just to bankroll a random colonial nation in the middle of the Caribbean?
    I must have missed that day in history class.

  • @johnconnor8206
    @johnconnor8206 Рік тому +2

    Viva la revolution down with Batista.

  • @jaykubisanidiot8657
    @jaykubisanidiot8657 Рік тому

    Koi-Fish Ah!

  • @nyxknight7555
    @nyxknight7555 Рік тому

    As an American I’ve always thought it was quba not how it’s spelled more how it’s said if I’m wrong that’s okay Jlmk I’ll try to say it differently

  • @Di0nysu5
    @Di0nysu5 Рік тому

    madlad

  • @Hanakowasright
    @Hanakowasright Рік тому

    This is what Tropico should be

  • @KaymanDZN
    @KaymanDZN Рік тому

    So... We have Koifish, who's a strategy player, and we ha KoiFishu, who's a Rythmic player... My brain hurts...

  • @CarlMarx
    @CarlMarx Рік тому

    TW: Empires next?

  • @exxtm
    @exxtm Рік тому

    wow Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz Рік тому

    Never try to invade Puerto Rico. It is where the El Chupacabras lives.

  • @cityofmagic4370
    @cityofmagic4370 Рік тому

    This was fun to watch 😂

  • @quinn3334
    @quinn3334 Рік тому

    United Fruit moment

  • @sorasenpai4892
    @sorasenpai4892 Рік тому

    why is the Rock on the thumbnail of this video?

  • @thatonerussiandictator5412
    @thatonerussiandictator5412 Рік тому

    I like my Banana Republic clothes… Sorta overpriced but they feel great and my pants refuse to break down.

  • @bobofat2545
    @bobofat2545 Рік тому

    Overdose of POTASIUM MODerfÜkr

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio Рік тому

    Wow

  • @marchernandez4596
    @marchernandez4596 Рік тому

    Haití became independent by the end XD

  • @battlespud2472
    @battlespud2472 Рік тому

    The kingdom of cooba

  • @Gaby-tf3wn
    @Gaby-tf3wn Рік тому +1

    Cuba 😍

  • @chihaya2299
    @chihaya2299 Рік тому

    Wrong place but close enough

  • @dapimp6861
    @dapimp6861 Рік тому

    You should play haiti and make haitian empire

  • @doppel5627
    @doppel5627 Рік тому +1

    Compadre .. no, wait, that's Spanish. I wonder how they say it in Cuban 🤣

  • @caniblmolstr4503
    @caniblmolstr4503 Рік тому

    Now rename it to Haestinnia?

  • @the_niss
    @the_niss Рік тому

    Buy cloth from haiti?
    No no no. Buy Haiti from Haiti. Payment in bullets.

  • @ernestasluza1787
    @ernestasluza1787 Рік тому

    There is no why u live in apartment with this all screaming :D

  • @Threxer
    @Threxer Рік тому +2

    Koifish, I need help with my english homework. I'm willing to give you and unspecified amount of Haesteinn Facts™ in exchange for you assistance.

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 Рік тому +1

    🍌📈💪

  • @brandnew3225
    @brandnew3225 Рік тому +1

    Cuban Landowner President be like: "ban slavery, crush aristocratic revolt"
    Why is Vicky 3 so FailRP with leaders opposing their own interest groups?

  • @easterbunny3850
    @easterbunny3850 Рік тому

    You should make Cuba communist hundred years early)

  • @vanderley7486
    @vanderley7486 Рік тому

    CUBANANAS!!!

  • @SebastianRoczz
    @SebastianRoczz Рік тому

    as a former customer of banana republic I can confirm:
    it has no bananas

    • @TTGHAST
      @TTGHAST Рік тому +1

      Well is it a functioning Republic at least?

  • @vikinglegacy5188
    @vikinglegacy5188 Рік тому

    Hello

  • @lucidfirework5947
    @lucidfirework5947 Рік тому

    lol

  • @carteor
    @carteor Рік тому

    Very bananice

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 Рік тому

    Kuba

  • @JackManic1984
    @JackManic1984 Рік тому

    Gain independence and immediately gain an obligation to America?! Not your brightest move.

    • @JackManic1984
      @JackManic1984 Рік тому

      And you didn't even get cuba recognized as a power!

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Рік тому

      Dw Cuba doesn't have oil
      This fact crippled my Cuba late game and I had to quit...the stress of having your blossoming industry collapse because no oil is depressing, I truly get the USA now

  • @mimyao9816
    @mimyao9816 Рік тому

    koifish i have a challange, conquer ck3 as dwarf that is as a moron but good at diplomacy

  • @pjr1279
    @pjr1279 Рік тому

    🤨

  • @space__idklmao
    @space__idklmao Рік тому

    LMAO why is your capital in Santiago de los Caballeros? Shouldn’t it move back to Havana after the civil war?

  • @michaelthompson9451
    @michaelthompson9451 Рік тому

    Cooba

  • @johnconnor8206
    @johnconnor8206 Рік тому +1

    Fidel based

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 Рік тому +4

      No.

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated Рік тому +1

      @@kingofcards9516 Compared to what preceded him, yes.

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 Рік тому +2

      @@Arbaaltheundefeated authoritarian is cringe.

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated Рік тому +1

      @@kingofcards9516 I agree. But if you think what they revolted against was anything else... I have some snake oil I'd like to sell you.

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 Рік тому +2

      @@Arbaaltheundefeated I never said the guy beforehand was good, don't put words in peoples mouths it's bad faith.
      Castro was no better, authoritarianism is bad no matter the political side and anymore who thinks otherwise is a bootlicker.

  • @shashwatsinha2704
    @shashwatsinha2704 Рік тому

    Clickbait

  • @Hatsuzu
    @Hatsuzu Рік тому

    *falls asleep* this is boring man, play Vicky 2

  • @bronza2
    @bronza2 Рік тому

    Huh... Where viking?! Where real koifish??? Dirty impersonator!!!!!

  • @TheOwneroftheIC
    @TheOwneroftheIC Рік тому

    This game sucks.