I Conquered JAPAN as the MOST POWERFUL VIKING in all of Crusader Kings 3
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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How I Conquered JAPAN as the MOST Powerful Island Kingdom in all of Crusader Kings 3? Easy as blueberry pie! Especially when you play as the most powerful Viking of adventurer of all time: Jarl Haesteinn
In this video, Koifish will play as the Viking Norse, and conquer his way down to take over as much as possible of Japan! Because today, we are playing with the Shogunate Mod! A CK3 mod that changes the usual Crusader Kings 3 world of Europe, Africa and India to Feudal Japan! I also create the Hybrid culture between Japanese and the Norse! The Japanorse! The hybrid culture is one of my favorite features from the last DLC Royal Court!
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*Has Haesteinn gone too far this time?!* And where will he show up next...
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CK3 Fantasy Haesteinn?
can you stop making Jarl Haesteinn....FOR 5 MINS!!!
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Paradox mega campaign
If I would want to buy that bundle where could I find that key cause I don't know how those things work
No matter the era, no matter the challenge, no matter the context, koifish will play as jarl haesteinn
Can't wait for Haesteinn in middle earth
@@sandronecromancer Can't wait for Haesteinn in the fantasy ck3 mod
@@wcs9582 cant wait for haesteinn coming to the real world
Can't wait for Haesteinn in Stellaris
Can't wait for Haesteinn in the Elder Kings mod
Me saying Gracias to the waiter in the chinese restaurant
Haestein goes to Antarctica and fights the penguins!
Don't give me ideas!
Haestein fact: He owns at least 31 bodypillows, one for each day of the month.
Please provide more 100% true facts about Hæsteinn!
Hæsteinn fact #2: He sometimes shits standing upright.
@@Koifish Hæsteinn fact #3: He beat up God once. Which God? We don't know he was shit drunk and didn't write that down. Just that he fucked up a God
Hæsteinn ate a Koi fish in Japan.
@@TheColombianSpartan Haestin should have picked that scholar trait tree then he could wrote down which God he beat exactly
I just finished watching Hæsteinn conquer the Mediterranean and suddenly there’s a Japan video!? Hæsteinn truly rules ALL the seas!
Hæsteinn CONQUERS Om Ghionion's HOUSE!
He has the east _and_ the west. I fear this man's power when he finds out there's another two, three continents to take over.
@@jetex1911 next video: conquering the america's and Greenland as a viking( aka jarl Haesteinn )
@@djcokeisnotreal9810 no space.. You know why Elon Musk is not making that colony in Mars? He is waiting for Jarl Haestinn
@@caniblmolstr4503 I can just imagine hastings on a Nordic boat being pulled by thors goat's heading to Mars to conquer the Martians.🤣
I mean it must be terrifying. Strange people who come from beyond the sun, and then they start raiding and conquering everything they see. Also, I'm pretty sure the average Viking is larger than the average Japanese
Japanese villager. "AH, another warlord, oh look, these ones are Oni." (Massive, and can out drink most of them.)
oh no their thing is bigger than us
This Japanorse saga literally have many things that I didn't know I needed: Japanese berserkers, kimono wearing little blond Norse boi, young drengr with a katana, Norse jarl in an Onsen, vikings side by side with samurais, in the court meeting of the great daimyo, who also happens to be a Norse... Just incredible! I wonder is it possible to push this culture merging even more deeper with mods. Koifish ,as always, did a great job by realising my secret fetish with this masterpiece game.
Imagine Heastein just saying "Today I am bored of the sea, I will be the best Viking of all time, getting the title of the great Khan" and after conquering Mongolia, he forms the Mongol Empire.
No joke, someone actually managed that on a previous patch, I think that's part of why they made the requirements a lot more difficult.
@@wouldntyouliketoknowdeli7640 Jarl Haesteinn can still do it.
I don't believe in any God. But I believe in Jarl Haestinn
@@wouldntyouliketoknowdeli7640 someone even managed to do it in the current patch, take a guess on who it was
So you dont have to imagine that anymore
Koifish and Vikings, name a more iconic duo.
koifish and hæsteinn
Vikings and defeat
Koifish and crippling depression 😎
@@Koifish ooof
@@Koifish Koifish is too cool to have crippling depression, and so I say to him "You got this man, it'll be alright."
Would love to see a multiplayer collab done in the Shogunate mod. Some guys playing actual Japanese characters, others *cough* Japanorse, others the rare, Welshpanese.
Playing as Welshpanese causes memory leeks
Haesteinn Isekai is the adventure I didn't know I needed.
If our daimyo is to become shogun, military leader of all of Japan, we must defeat the current shogunate, the Ashikaga clan, capturing and holding the capital of Kyoto for four seasons. At this point the emperor will declare our clan leader shogun.
"Our general is in grave danger, my lord!"
SHAMFUR DISPRAY!!!
Koifish: "I'm rich and Grand Daimyo of half of Japan!"
But at the cost of two sons :(
Also Koifish: Oh no! Anyway...
Smh, he's just trying to be Count Steve the Simp.
RIP, Never forget.
R.I.P Steve, the greatest warrior and Sĺmp
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama. Although Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression. Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!" The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!" The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Hæsteining Hæsteinn-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!".
Would like to see the Inca-Norse.
Can't wait for Victoria 3. So Koifish can play as Haestein again.
Somewhere in this universe, there is someone in Japan named Toshiro Haesteinn in the future timeline
The idea of Samurai Vikings is terrifying
I love how Koifish beats a guy in a duel, then becomes his friend, and then finds him a wife, he's just chill like that
A real HOMIE! :D
its great seeing Koifish and Haesteinn back together :D i kinda would love to see this turned into a series to make a Haesteinn child the shogun ^^
p.s you missed out on the joke that Haesteinn thought he found Vinland xD
2:30 ghost of tsushima reference
Jarl Haesting is the real Ghost of Tsushima
The Japanese actually call buffets viking ("バイキング") like in the thumbnail, I guess because it's eating "viking style" where you take whatever you want.
"Saga means Story in Swedish and, hey, a lot of the languages, and I guess it means that in english as well!"
Well, he isn't wrong, but not sure how english got involved in a norse invasion of japan.....
4:11 oh there once was a hero named ragnar the red, came riding into old roriksteeeeeeaaaaaad
I wonder how many other people have watched Koifish while mostly hammered. I for one definitely unable to drive, thank god i don't have to go to work till tomorrow.
“T T I jus learned this language” 🤣🤣🤣 good shit
Oh hey, I actually live in modern-day Omura.
(It used to be more important and now it's some tiny city in Nagasaki)
Haesteinn has cloned himself and sent his new brothers across the world to conquer every region in the name of Odin
I want to see Haestings (or his descendents) either continue to conquer Japan or to Conquer one of the Americas.
Form the NorJews to the south of Egypt with Haesteinn.
PDX: *releases CK3*
Hastein: ...
Koifish: I thought love was only true on fairy tales
I have been waiting for this for a long time thank you Koifish very cool
Historians are going to be confused as hell when they discover Ulfberht katanas
Would love to see Haesteinn conquer Middle Earth
I bought ck3 before the humble bundle deal
...
Damn I should have waited.
I did a similar campaign last time but with the Asia expansion mod instead, where you have an entire map of Europe + Asia. In that game I had to hop on a ton from varangian adventure the abbasids, to the Indians, to the cambodians before finally reaching Japan. It was a fun game, I also ended up invading china and Korea
Haesteinn-Dono will have many Strong Children with his Anime Waifu Bodypillows 👌
A sycophant is a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.
The REAL Ghost of Tsushima (with Iki Island DLC) heh heh
Omg it’s my favorite jarl haesteinn UA-camr!
Finish the conquest of the remainder of Japan!
This anime just gets better and better! For the glory of Odin and the Sushi
Koifish Can You Turn This Into A Series And Rule The Entirety Of Japan Within 150 Years It Would Be A Very Cool Video
nice video! you can try a campaign in Asia expansion mod and start as hasteinn and do varangian adventure to japan? that would be nice haha
I actually want this to continue for a bit... conquer the entirety of Japan. Maybe do a video in EU4 with a Japanorse Japan, lmao.
Where shall he go next? Haesteinn, to the moooooooon! Sheer lunacy!
My dude you just saved me £50 with your promo code thru Humble!! I have zero intention of keeping it passed this month, but I'm so glad to have CK3 on Steam now. So much better on PC than PS5!
For Jarl Haesteinn!!
Next you should use the Asia Extension mod and try to become Emperor of China. Still as Haesteinn.
*HELLO EVERYONE*
*AND WELCOME, MY NAME IS HAESTEINN*
*AND TODAY WE ARE TRAVEL TO JAPAN*
Haesteinn goes on an epic quest to destory the One Ring?
One day the European Union will be lead by Karl Heistaens and we all will check what Koifish is up to.
An hour ago the UA-cam thumbnail didn’t have anime eyes.
Haesteinn isekai
Idea: do Jarl Hæsteinn taking over America in after the end(synopsis:Jarl Hæsteinn accidentally travelled 2000 years into the future when he was in Greenland he then saw that he was in the far future and it became his destiny to take over North America in CK3 ATE)
Can't wait to watch Koifish play as Haesteinn in Victoria 3
Great video dude!
Makes me think of that time in CK2 I conqured China as a Norse Russian Empire.
Should make Horse Nomad Vikings.
Haesteinn is clearly a person to save Roman empire from collapsing
Continue and get all of the Japan ! Great work
This is the content we need.
Do Haesteinn in America next tho 🥺👉👈
I mean, once open beta comes out, I'd love to see Haesteinn conquer post-apocalyptic America.
How about the whole island challenge?!
at this point we might as well see Haestein travel to the lands of the godherjia, Realms in exile and tales of ireland mods
I waz wondering if the Haestein jokes on this channel jokes were from cK3 😂
What's next jarl hasting travels into Lord of the rings and becomes the king of wild men
It has been awhile since I played this mod, did you have to mod in the religion and culture of the Norse or are they in the mod by default? You know for reasons in case I feel like bringing my own Norse to Japan for no reason at all.
I want to see Haesting go on crusade.
He has to take a trip to Westeros.
Can't wait for Haesteinn in space.
So when can I expect the Viking/ Norse anime?
I wouldn't mind seeing Hasting attempted to become the Greatest Khan
Ok, Koifish didn't do it, so will I
Khem
BAAAAAAaaA
Complete the Japanese conquest!
I vote we go to Siberia next.
The perfect anime
another great video mr fish
Koifish play as haesteinn in warhammer 40k
In Poland "Saga" is tea
Smth like our local Lipton
This was awsome
Bring him to Roshar next
He should play Haesteinn in LoTR
ah, yes, the unforgettable norse nipon empire
HYPE ✌️❣️⛩️
So thats what you meant with your answer to my comment that you'd use haesteinn even in asia. Cool
Jarl Haesteinn beach episode when?
6:16 oh no
Haesteinn you crazy b*stard you invaded Japan! *raises drinking horn full of Sake.*
Good stuff this!
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I'd watch an alt history series of a group of Vikings landing in Japan
Oh well,since you're in japan already,why don't try to invade the whole mainland china too with Haesteinn? Its just a hopskip boat trip away 😆
Should Hæsteinn go to Mordor?
*SUGOI!*
Koifish
Choo chooooo
Boat trip
Me
Wut
I tried to play the Mod as a Viking starting in the county at the northeastern end of the map. But turns out you can't ride overseas...
Sure hope you play with an oppai mousepad.
Thanks for another funny video. Be safe.