Hozier - Dinner & Diatribes (Audio)
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2019
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“A pillar I am of pride” You’re a pillar in general, Hozier. You’re tall
🤣
*upright. he's talking about a boner lmao
@@dulcetev1010 I really think it is "of pride" though people are fond of saying it is about more than a boner regardless of it not being upright.
@@dulcetev1010 omg
llamaking I literally thought he said “A pillar I am, upright”, reference to his physical response to whatever kinda love his baby told him about.😅
I can't believe that there's a song that perfectly explains the feeling of just wanting to go home and escape a social event to get pegged by your lover like.....
Or more probably oral sex, since Hozier's already written a song about that. None about anal, though. Do we really need to know your anal fantasies?
billiey giles what song did he write about getting pegged?
lmao
there's a song about pegging called "she's a big boy now" or something, has a sick animated music video
@@spaghettiyeti7097 pretty sure most of them are about getting pegged haha
Forest god came back with a valentines day gift for us mortals
Macarena Gimenez I’m agree
Oh all hail our forrest God for he's blessed us again!we dont deserve him!
God issa Hozier
This made me laugh because my name originates from the Roman God of forest, so I guess I am the forest godess?
Actually that would be Goddess aka The True Writer
Only Hozier can make a song this catchy that includes dirty talk, a wild night, and me needing to bust out my dictionary. God, I’m ready for Wasteland, Baby!
I had to look up "fetor" from Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene. One needs a dictionary for this man's dirty talk. And it is truly filthy yet meaningful and poetic.
Chrizelda Bernil I feel like that’s how dirty talk ought to be.
@@lizzyt1248 I so wish it was, then 50 shades of grey and porn lowered everyone's standards.
Pegging anthem
@@reyo.3797 I've seen this everywhere... I might be missing something here. And please clue us in on the whole plan because y'all are very organized.
diatribe
/ˈdʌɪətrʌɪb
noun
a forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something.
Thanks
Thank you
Thank you
Is it the poetic way of our gay "throwing shade"? Yes. That man makes poetry so gay and gayness so poetic, my mind is fucked in enlightment every time
So it’s a family dinner on thanksgiving when your aunt starts talking?
This Man Is Incapable Of Making A Song That Doesnt Slap
Kipland Parker or bop.
@@OddBunsen or tune.
Or jam
dermatologists hate him
no plan and someone new are the only ones i always skip, no matter what
*0:01*
Me: I love this song!
Nina 0:00
Me:I LOVE THIS SONG
But did you cry power tho
@@NightmaresWonderland 😂
Bulletproof Love low key
@@NightmaresWonderland hell yeah I did lmaooo
Another new song. Hozier, on behalf of humanity please keep us dosed with new music as often as you possibly can.
hes immortal so i dont think hes going nowhere ;)
*Blows a kiss to nature* For Hozier
Hozier in this song is basically: hey, this party sucks so lets go to a motel a fuck until every person in the motel files up a complain after hearing our honry asses. incredible :)
Hozier: [literally just breathed]
Me: BRAVO! PERFECT! MAJESTIC!!! SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN AWARD FOR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED!
Cant beat the Hozier fanbase
LMAO
Same
a new Grammy for breathing and he just wins every year
He has a unique technique
The backing SLAPS in this song. The guitar is exceptional. I've never been so excited for an album to be released before.
Jess Contento yes this Man is truly Talented in every way possible ..all of his song's are amazing even his covers done are beautiful in there own way too .
You don’t need English class because you have Hozier teaching you new vocabulary.
this song is the epitome of spacing out in a boring public gathering and you only have horny thoughts to pass the time because you can't look at your phone
jackie and wilson very much gives that energy too
I want this song to play as I ride my horse alone in the desert.
Or like through a forest during the summer
This comment just made this song so much better for me
The production on this is insane holy shit
Wonderful use of synth, everything so tasty and respectful, so mature but so innovative at the same time
“Honey I laugh when it sinks in. A pillar I am, upright”
“Let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised”
“Let there be damaged ensued and tabloid news and that kind of love”
..... ;)
Isn't it "pillar I am of pride"?
@@marissaburdock6550 yeah. but i don't blame them for thinking it was upright, it would also work given the context lol
Well, looks like I’ve found the album I’m going to listen to for eternity.
Dinner & Diatribes
Hozier
Honey, this club here is stuck up
Dinner and diatribes
I knew it from the first look of
The look of mischief in your eyes
Your friends are a fate that befell me
Head is the talking type
I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me
What you'd do to me tonight
Tell me
Tell me
Tell me, ah
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
A pillar I am of pride
Scarcely can speak for my thinking
What you'd do to me tonight
Now that the evening is slowing
Now that the end's in sight
Honey, it's easier knowing
What you'd do to me tonight
Tell me
Tell me
Tell me you're mad
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That’s the kind of love
Oh, oh
Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised
In that kind of love
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
Oh, oh
Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
In that kind of love
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of, ah
Oh
And that's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
And that's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
Songwriters: Andrew Hozier-Byrne
Isn't it "tell your man" That's sexier.
@@mwilson7842i think it is too
'honey i laugh when it sinks in' he's getting pegged, lads
One of the best guitar riffs he's ever produced
sounds a lot like I Zimbra by Talking Heads
*currently googling what diatribes are because my English sucks*
Update: how poetic
Stèph Gee im a writer and English native, and I didn’t know it, don’t feel bad in the slightest
haha me too!!!
Poetic indeed
Me too Stèph 😩
Thats the nice thing: to learn.
Hozier is the best artist alive. Back from the woods with all of his magic.
Eli Sampley Maybe among the best songwriters.
@@lilyraimey3499 I been feeling like he is the greatest song writer on the planet lately. His writing is like nothing I’ve heard
Breaking news: Hozier once again proven to be incapable of making a song that doesn't SLAP.
People with the lyrics, I summon you!
there's a rough version on genius lyrics that's mostly accurate
Go away.
Sorry I'm late, summoning ain't what it used to be :/
Honey, this club here is stuck up
Dinner and diatribes
I knew it from the first look of
The look of mischief in your eyes
Your friends are a fate that befell me
Head is the talking type
I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me
What you'd do to me tonight
Tell me
Tell me
Tell me, ah
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
A pillar I am of pride
Scarcely can speak for my thinking
What you'd do to me tonight
Now that the evening is slowing
Now that the end is in sight
Honey, it's easier knowing
What you'd do to me tonight
Tell me
Tell me
Tell your man
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
Ohh
Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised
In that kind of love
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
Ohh
Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
In that kind of love
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of, ah
Oh
And that's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
And that's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
(That's the kind of love)
Did anyone else think it was 'Dinner and Diabetes'? 😂
I thought I was the only one 😂
@@omgitsvanessavee 😂
lol same
JACQUELINE ELIZABETH literally just scrolled up to see what it’s actually called! 😂🤦🏼♀️
Hahaha same
“i wanna be wined, dined, and sixty nined”
LMAO
A new bop to become unhealthily obsessed with.
Hozier : That's the kind loooooooove
Me: can't catch one's breath, clutches pearls, has heart palpitations
every single song on this album is so good gOd
So far so good
Ah, Hozier never fails to remind us of the beauty and natural aspect of sex
That little "yeah" and "hah" - I mean goddam Andrew, just kill me
Hozier has a unique and mesmerizing sound. I thank the universe for this.
You ever just want to live just to listen to Hozier
I am alive strictly to listen to Hozier
I love that part - "Let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised
/ Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news / and that kind of love". That's the kind of love that's worth it!
I’m loving almond milk and dinner & diabetes from his new album
Almond milk?
Do you mean “Almost (Sweet Music)”?
@@Pinnfeathers No I meant "Almond (milk)"
@@KatalinaN i can’t breathe this response 😭😭
the first time I listened to this I was like "cool, whatever" but now I'm absolutely obsessed with it. I've replayed it like 6 times just now lmao
I can’t listen to this song loud enough, I just want it to wrap my entire being in spirits
"Dinner and Diatribes" debuted at #12 on the New Alternative 40 Chart this week!
I kept scrolling and couldn't find the lyric people so...
[Verse 1]
Honey, this club here is stuck up
Dinner and diatribes
I knew well from our first hookup
The look of mischief in your eyes
Your friends are a fate that befell me
Hell is the talking type
I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me
What you'd do to me tonight
[Pre-Chorus]
Tell me
Tell me
Tell me, ah
[Chorus]
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
[Verse 2]
Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
A pillar I am, upright
Scarcely can speak for my thinking
What you'd do to me tonight
Now that the evening is slowing
Now that the end's in sight
Honey, it's easier knowing what you'd do to me tonight
[Pre-Chorus]
Tell me
Tell me
Tell your man
[Chorus]
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
[Bridge]
(That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love)
Oh, let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised
And that kind of love
(That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love)
Oh, let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
And that kind of love
(That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love
That's the kind of love)
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
Ah, oh-oh-oh, ah
[Chorus]
That's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
And that's the kind of love
I've been dreaming of
Wow this is the kind of love I've been dreaming of. Thank you, Forest God.
Imagine breaking and making mortals in the span of 3 minutes and 46 seconds? Only the Forest God can relate.
I hope he NEVER stops making music. The world needs it to keep spinning.
@@l3ila219 yes love, that is the incredibly gorgeous Katie McGrath
@@l3ila219 that's why From Eden is a dream. I still can't believe there's a video of Hozier and Katie being sexy af Irish royalty. I live 😍
I love his voice so much.
Also, it's pretty cool to see how everything he does, every different genre he tries out still has this special Hozier-ness.
I am so excited for the new album!
A good looking fella with genius lyrics and one of the best voices today. Protect Hozier at all cost
He played this at Lolapalooza I almost shit myself. That was the most memorable concert I've ever seen.
Does this make u think Funky dryad cowboy...
Stardust Child IT DOES NOW THANK YOU FOR THIS
HELL YES
I should have added *horny
@@stardust6968 Yup. The entire album should be subtitled - "(Andrew Needs To Get A Room)" lol
it is nice to know that I have lived at the same time as this legend
joy is finally being blessed with more hozier music
Actually it is apparent Hozier was blessed with more of "Joy's songs" or the true writer if so to speak.
"I'd suffer hell if you'd tell me what you'd do to me tonight"...
WOW WHAT A KING WE HAVE DECIDED TO STAN FOREVER
I have never needed an album as much as I need this one.
This song makes me want to go out there and try to find this kind of love. If I had a love like that which Hozier sings about, I'd suffer through so so many of these dinners and diatribes.
what a LOVELY SURPRISE
Vincent Kelly knew a new song was coming out didn't no what concept Hozier was going to come up with ? As usual he never fails .. The aragment is Beautiful
this guy have awesome voice
And suddenly I love Valentine's day again 😍
The kind of love I’ve been dreaming of to have on Valentine’s Day 💕
this man is incapable of releasing a bad song
Valeria Hernández Politi he Hozier writes about his lifetime of experience . like all artists do his arrangements are Always Beautiful in nature ..
Seriously, not a single weak one...
He has a couple I don’t like
Every single song is masterpiece and I hope Hozier gets awarded for all the hard work that goes into his wonderful songs 💚💚💚
All his songs have a different vibe to them. Nothing ever feels repetitive and that is true talent.
Today has really beat me down but Hozier made it so much better 😭❤
Cheers for that
20 seconds in and already crying, new record fellas
The mad lad wrote a beautiful song about pegging I love him
Just when we all thought music had died this dude shows up like a superhero to save us all
Y'all are loyal fans to the Forest King fr 🔥 I luurr it💓
We have been BLESSED. This song is absolutely gorgeous
The only good thing to come out of valentines day
I think there are hired people to dislike things. This is the only explanation.
That's kinda song I've been dreaming of ♥♥🎉💃💟
Everything I love, at one place. Hozier, Music, Hozier, Water, Hozier, a book, Hozier. I don't need anything else!
IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST
Ahhhh I know, right?
Heard about it releasing in France first i alnost flew over
Jajaja yo también
Cian.Dwyer 😂😂🎸🎸👏👏
Hozier: the valentine's day gift that keeps on giving
DAMN that part where he goes “let there be damage ensued” IM WHISKED AWAY
Best valentine's day gift ever!!!
Not exactly from my perspective...
@@jennybergpedersen3652 I wasn't asking you or anyone's opinion. It was released on Valentine's Day so I made a funny comment about that. Now go get a life and stop being an asshole on people's comments
This man is a gift for mortals.
I hear glimpses of Stayin' Alive in that guitar riff *and I can't unhear it* 🙉
Dinner and diatribes? Ah, you mean Thanksgiving with the family.
It's so overwhelming, what a bop
I'm so proud of the production in this album. No wonder Andrew himself is so proud. And by George, his songs hit so hard in me it's like they reach something rather primal. I love it.
I think he's drowned out by the music. I've noticed it since the EP. We have to wait to get the lyrics because he can't be heard clearly.
@@billiey36 indeed the earthquake sort of covers his voice. Let's wait for the lyrics, they are my favourite part
@@leticiabsilva-is3oj I think his voice could stand up to it. Most would have their vocals drowned. I'm excited for the live version though! I'm a bit on the fence but also amused that they included his self-described "quacking noise". Is it so he could quack away on live performance or is it supposed to be suggestive?
@@billiey36 It is hard to understand him. All of these songs are mixed in the same way. Maybe there's too much happening around his vocal frequency and it mixes in and drowns out his voice. Maybe that's the way the producer and Hozier wanted to take it though. It's pretty subjective.
@@chrizeldabernil8323 his songs certainly come alive during the performances! The production is good, it's his way of enunciating the words that makes us want lyric videos sometimes but i guess it's part of his charm
That's the kind of music I've been dreaming of...
Oh my god how are all of these songs so good. THE BACKING GUITAR
Irish daddy never disappoints
*i have the biggest crush on his voice*
I don't think i could ever get bored of how beautiful his voice is.
A few times in a generation, some gifted soul makes an impact that will last for several generations. Hozier is one of those few gifted souls. Thanks maker of souls!
Hozierrrr bless us with the correct lyrics, I'm going crazy
I've been here for 5 hours now. The song just keeps building and building
i miss the choir from the beginning😭
This is what valentines day for singles should sound like.
At this point Hozier can sing a song about oatmeal and I'd listen to it, I'm five years too deep into this "hozier fever".#forestgodtilleternity
It's been about 2/3 years I've found this song, I listened to it a lot, but only now I've read the title correctly.... I've always read and refered to it as "Dinner and Diabetes" 💀
rhythms mad cool in this. feels like 3/4 but a lot of 4:3 polyrhythms in the backing instrumentals. i love when he plays w time signatures, that’s PEAK hozier, like run from the last album
Run is totally underrated... It's a shame most people have never heard of it.
just another song from the playlist of all heavens
I feel like I should dance to this at a pagan ritual
This song has been on repeat since the first time I heard it. I am so in love with his new stuff.
This man speaks to my soul. Eargasms and I find him so dreamy!!!
Is it just me or does anyone else imagine themselves holding their breath for his underwater pictures
This song actually makes me want to scream it across rooftops
Ah yes, I love D&D (diner and diatribes)
best singer songwriter in the world
Another amazing song with his intoxicating vocals. I swear it’s so hypnotic and therapeutic.