Hozier - Dinner & Diatribes (Official Video)

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  • @hozier
    @hozier  6 місяців тому +350

    Which of my videos is your favourite?
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    • @Ke-MiMi
      @Ke-MiMi 6 місяців тому +5

      ✔️💜✨

    • @timo72
      @timo72 6 місяців тому +16

      Dinner & Diatribes my guy, this is a masterpiece

    • @nubevirtual
      @nubevirtual 5 місяців тому +5

      This one and cherry wine

    • @shutuphester
      @shutuphester 5 місяців тому +2

      this video gives me nightmares

    • @christinaequigua2822
      @christinaequigua2822 5 місяців тому +2

      Absolutely love the artistic value each one brings

  • @srijonnalagedda3044
    @srijonnalagedda3044 Рік тому +6973

    Gonna tell my kids this was The Menu (2022)

    • @amberlewis561
      @amberlewis561 10 місяців тому +77

      Oh my god - the way I wheezed when I read this

    • @ThatModernMombie
      @ThatModernMombie 9 місяців тому +9

      Oh my god 😂😂😂😂

    • @griffyn.is.sillier
      @griffyn.is.sillier 9 місяців тому +10

      i lauhged a lil too hard at this😭😭

    • @cozyghostling8181
      @cozyghostling8181 8 місяців тому +6

      I watched a video about the menu and it reminded me so much of this

    • @tabithamogridge2298
      @tabithamogridge2298 8 місяців тому +18

      I mean the ending is close 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @kaijuwitness5661
    @kaijuwitness5661 4 роки тому +22020

    Hozier: *only has a mustache*
    Me: I've never seen this man before in my life

    • @chrizeldabernil8323
      @chrizeldabernil8323 4 роки тому +255

      😂 he's always had a mustache what is missing is his beard

    • @MG-uj7ng
      @MG-uj7ng 4 роки тому +508

      Sis it took me a whole minute to realize it was him💀

    • @jasontodd8811
      @jasontodd8811 4 роки тому +108

      looks like Borat

    • @laviticawolf7836
      @laviticawolf7836 4 роки тому +320

      I didn’t know this was him until I saw this comment

    • @skylaralexis7699
      @skylaralexis7699 4 роки тому +105

      And this is how Superman got away with it! 🤓

  • @kass7218
    @kass7218 4 роки тому +8232

    Fuck she is seriously such a great actress

    • @c2e.7877
      @c2e.7877 4 роки тому +131

      Yes, she and Saoirse are my favourites right now.

    • @c2e.7877
      @c2e.7877 4 роки тому +10

      @Fjona Sadiku Double win for me. OK, besides Cherry Wine. I have a comment about my mom there with over 200 likes. Got way way too much attention.

    • @gerac.8889
      @gerac.8889 3 роки тому +12

      @@ff2154 Yes. Why the question?

    • @gerac.8889
      @gerac.8889 3 роки тому

      @@ff2154 K. Why?

    • @gerac.8889
      @gerac.8889 3 роки тому +40

      @@ff2154 I am genuinely tired of people guarding themselves with the cliché old: "It's my opinion" or "It's a matter of subjectivity". Yes, it is, but partially, since there are actual standards when it comes to acting since it involves an actual catalogue of factors. But yes, I do agree the actresses you mentioned are pretty good, however, basically All of them are highly experienced, so the comparative of standards change. Its actresses in their 40's/50's against an actress in her 20's. Kind of unfair if you ask me, since I believe Anya is doing great for the age she has.
      However, I must accept you have got a "good" taste and I agree, Anya will probably be better as she gathers more experience.

  • @elaineuzcategui
    @elaineuzcategui 8 місяців тому +4601

    If I had a nickel for every time i’ve seen Anya Taylor Joy playing a girl not acting as expected at a dinner full of fancy people and trying to escape the crazy host, just to end up the film with a human s’more, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @wolfstar1989
      @wolfstar1989 8 місяців тому +24

      Wait may i ask where the other one is from?

    • @damita_0709
      @damita_0709 8 місяців тому +73

      @@wolfstar1989 the movie The Menu

    • @lillyblackmon96
      @lillyblackmon96 7 місяців тому +139

      If I had a nickel for every time Phineas and Ferb has been mentioned in this comment section. Id have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird. It happened twice.

    • @aaAAA--
      @aaAAA-- 2 місяці тому +6

      Honestly split's plot is not that far off, so two nickels and three pennies?

    • @paiji-boy9094
      @paiji-boy9094 23 години тому

      i read it in his voice

  • @AbstraktVisaj
    @AbstraktVisaj 5 років тому +5471

    For those who don't wanna look up the meaning of the word 'diatribe':
    Definition of diatribe
    1 : a bitter and abusive speech or piece of writing
    2 : ironic or satirical criticism
    3 : archaic : a prolonged discourse.

    • @MiMi-ch8zr
      @MiMi-ch8zr 5 років тому +39

      Thank you ! Saving lazy ppl like me

    • @yandelyano
      @yandelyano 5 років тому +295

      But you didn't explain "dinner".

    • @jaklooie
      @jaklooie 5 років тому +257

      it's basically when the two sides of the family that dislike each other have to come together for christmas and has a bit too much nog, so the criticism keeps flowing

    • @kendall9975
      @kendall9975 5 років тому +4

      i love you

    • @aliceestes1670
      @aliceestes1670 5 років тому +11

      Can u come w me to college

  • @spkd_np
    @spkd_np 5 років тому +8773

    Director: So what do you want to do for this video?
    Hozier: Idk set me on fire

    • @savannahfoy8649
      @savannahfoy8649 5 років тому +46

      Yoshikage Kira I have no doubt that’s actually how it went😂😂😂😂

    • @chinhaha6926
      @chinhaha6926 5 років тому +17

      Yup that about sums it up

    • @justme-ew3ri
      @justme-ew3ri 5 років тому +61

      Didn’t he talk about this in a video he was like “it was pleasant” or something like that and then was like “after a while it started to hurt a bit”

    • @botheredwoman951
      @botheredwoman951 4 роки тому +39

      I love how the director is also his brother

    • @fawkessunflower
      @fawkessunflower 4 роки тому +7

      Bites za dust!

  • @jackcollin4644
    @jackcollin4644 4 роки тому +36701

    Title: "Dinner & Diatribes"
    Me and my dyslexia: "Dinner & Diabetes"

    • @bunnycat5552
      @bunnycat5552 4 роки тому +785

      I have been reading it like that since forever too! And also... Hoizer...

    • @michaelacatoe5033
      @michaelacatoe5033 4 роки тому +183

      Bunny Cat HOIZER- PLEASE I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

    • @bunnycat5552
      @bunnycat5552 4 роки тому +111

      @@michaelacatoe5033 DO YOU THINK I CAN HANDLE MYSELF

    • @rewachauhan7112
      @rewachauhan7112 4 роки тому +296

      wAIT DOES IT NOT SAY DIABETES?

    • @bunnycat5552
      @bunnycat5552 4 роки тому +90

      @@rewachauhan7112 apparently no, it says dia-tribes and my life is a lie

  • @MarshallCake
    @MarshallCake 5 років тому +20646

    If Hozier makes a concept album based on Greek mythology it would be the death of me.

    • @ms.x1669
      @ms.x1669 5 років тому +126

      And me

    • @ms.x1669
      @ms.x1669 5 років тому +247

      And the world as we know it

    • @SadieRosetheShihTzu
      @SadieRosetheShihTzu 5 років тому +46

      MarshallCake omg yes that would be incredible

    • @user-hi4xi2rp8j
      @user-hi4xi2rp8j 5 років тому +245

      He's gonna give the nerds what they want

    • @chevaliergg9506
      @chevaliergg9506 5 років тому +228

      Yeah this gave me inexplicable Pluto and Prosperina vibes (whenever theres a creepy/ugly interpretation of this myth, which, well, is obviously a valid one and one that should always be kept in mind, I refuse to call them "Hades and Persephone" cos in my mind those two are just "the underground's cutest couple"... idk why but calling them by their latin names feels different)

  • @two-monkeys
    @two-monkeys 4 роки тому +3243

    Hozier: *posts this video*
    The fandom: I’ve never seen this man before in my life

    • @helenwinter3320
      @helenwinter3320 3 роки тому +90

      i hate to say it i hope i dont sound ridiculous but i dont know who this man is, i mean he could be walking down the street and i wouldn't know a thing, sorry to this man

    • @calistafford8209
      @calistafford8209 3 роки тому +9

      I understood that reference

    • @araeshkigal
      @araeshkigal 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah I'm so confused by that...like...

    • @sebasioux
      @sebasioux 3 роки тому +3

      @@calistafford8209 I understood 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 reference

    • @bishopvida
      @bishopvida 2 роки тому +1

      gay and anxious??? gaynxious.

  • @Pboubou
    @Pboubou 3 роки тому +25418

    people not recognizing Hozier with a moustache is the equivalent of Dr. Doofenshmirtz not recognizing Perry without his hat

    • @Juliette5044
      @Juliette5044 3 роки тому +219

      people seriously didn't recognise him?

    • @jobu2004
      @jobu2004 3 роки тому +113

      WHAT

    • @jobu2004
      @jobu2004 3 роки тому +228

      TWO YEARS, TWO YEAR OMFG

    • @aoifeoneill5424
      @aoifeoneill5424 3 роки тому +146

      I have never been more in love with a comment

    • @Pboubou
      @Pboubou 3 роки тому +31

      @@aoifeoneill5424 thank you hahah you made my day

  • @quinnharlez9896
    @quinnharlez9896 2 роки тому +1184

    I wish the Spotify version had the chorus at the beginning and end. Gorgeous addition.

    • @Eduardo6949
      @Eduardo6949 2 роки тому +47

      Also, that drums, right?

    • @surabhimazumdar12
      @surabhimazumdar12 Рік тому +27

      i know right! i really wish they add it.

    • @violeuby__5919
      @violeuby__5919 9 місяців тому +4

      Every time it comes up I literally expect it in the beginning lol

  • @spencer7117
    @spencer7117 5 років тому +17066

    Therapist: Mustache Hozier isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Mustache Hozier:

    • @spaghettiyeti7097
      @spaghettiyeti7097 5 років тому +495

      Spencer I want moustache Hozier to hurt me

    • @andjelina1670
      @andjelina1670 5 років тому +63

      @@spaghettiyeti7097 me too

    • @Toolovetoohate
      @Toolovetoohate 5 років тому +26

      HAHAHA I HATE YOUHAHAH

    • @nclbrll2433
      @nclbrll2433 5 років тому +148

      Mustache Hozier can do whatever he wants with me

    • @Merited_Cocine
      @Merited_Cocine 5 років тому +3

      fweauhlajdhsjdna la wea wena

  • @orla0colette0cullen1
    @orla0colette0cullen1 4 роки тому +12716

    I totally get why no one ever found out Clark Kent was Superman, u stick a moustache on Hozier and slick his hair back and i have no idea who that man is

    • @user-dz8lc3yf2k
      @user-dz8lc3yf2k 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah but that isn't glasses

    • @user-dz8lc3yf2k
      @user-dz8lc3yf2k 4 роки тому +10

      Oh and also I love your pfp

    • @megstar7608
      @megstar7608 3 роки тому +69

      also the TEETH wtfff

    • @-indigo_blues-4903
      @-indigo_blues-4903 3 роки тому +99

      (Love the Kate McGrath pfp) but yeah! I was searching everywhere for the “mystery man” and all it was saying was Hozier. My dumbass needed an extra five minutes to go “no wait, that adds up.”

    • @katherinewinters5674
      @katherinewinters5674 3 роки тому +11

      Neither did my mum, it took me two viewings to figure it out as well!

  • @triyatalkstoomuch
    @triyatalkstoomuch 4 роки тому +21237

    That girl is suchha good actor. She should get a netflix show.

    • @jovlachos4448
      @jovlachos4448 4 роки тому +3628

      Yeah, maybe a short drama about addiction? Either way she should end up as a queen as she does here!

    • @carolinab.popazoglo5525
      @carolinab.popazoglo5525 4 роки тому +2675

      @@jovlachos4448 yeah, I'm just not a big fan of blond hair... maybe red would suit her?

    • @carolinab.popazoglo5525
      @carolinab.popazoglo5525 4 роки тому +1442

      @@gabrielcornejov yes... we know that.

    • @leslieg6269
      @leslieg6269 4 роки тому +865

      @@carolinab.popazoglo5525 yea and may b she is adopted also?

    • @nicolasreyesmora6546
      @nicolasreyesmora6546 4 роки тому +713

      @@leslieg6269 yeah, that sounds nice, maybe she loves to read?

  • @karenamakarena
    @karenamakarena 3 роки тому +3879

    Okay, so in the beginning he eats a burnt marshmallow but his teeth are already dirty from the previous ones. Since setting yourself on fire means being in love (in this video), roasting a marshmallow over that fire and enjoying it means that you enjoy watching someone agonizing in love for you. So basically it means that he approves of only this kind of love, a huge one that makes a fire of him. He made others to burn for him, that's why his teeth are dirty, and he wants to feel it too.
    So when she tries to light him up, she's not serious, she's just flirting. He doesn't react and that makes her irritated. Also she gets hurt in the process (almost lights herself up - he smiles at that, she's already in his net) so it's risky for her, she might fall too. And the half-circle turn, when the camera moves at 1:08 means that she's halfway through to being in love. (It correlates with the same moment at 2:14 but that time that will be a full circle - completely in love). She tries to capture his attention in other ways, like climbing over that table, but that doesn't help her. He's still waiting for her to give up. She's not going to flirt and just leave him, she has to fall for him for real.
    Her body betrays her every time she tries to leave. The servants are the symbol of his will and they bring her back on her Seat at the table (name of this movie by the way) until she's ready. I'm not sure what they tell her at 2:46, it's either "you're in love now you've gone full circle" lol or "you can leave now", because at first she doesn't believ, but then she either gets scared or glad that she can finally leave - no one's stopping her now, and she tries to escape but she understands that she can't (because she really doesn't want to leave him). And then she gets serious, he finally sees that and burns, she enjoys that (by eating a marshmallow), but it doesn't last for long. She's not going to move on from this and do this to other men (like we know he did to other women many times before), she won't be a player because these feeling immediately become reciprocated, she falls for him.
    And everything goes according to his plan, he gets the love he's been waiting for, when both of you are in love without playing around

    • @little_broken.boness
      @little_broken.boness 3 роки тому +211

      Now, everytime I watch the video, your comment comes to my mind and I can't stop watching the video ah
      Thank you for this comment, I'm gonna make me a tatoo with it hahahah

    • @candycollections3246
      @candycollections3246 3 роки тому +315

      Fuck, yours was the most clear and descriptive of the narrative . I see your interpretation as I watch it now and it makes sense. When this came out I perceived that she was suffering from a narcissist relationship but seeing other people’s perception is enlightening.

    • @karenamakarena
      @karenamakarena 3 роки тому +7

      @@candycollections3246 omg thank you!

    • @MessagesFromAurora
      @MessagesFromAurora Рік тому +3

      thank youuuu 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🥳🙌🌄🌲💖🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @MessagesFromAurora
      @MessagesFromAurora Рік тому

      I just noticed, that thing in the beginning, looks like a dog skeleton. maybe the only thing that ever truly loved him before her was a pooch??

  • @shiveeraisonmars
    @shiveeraisonmars 5 років тому +7777

    The video starts with hozier eating a toasted marshmallow (as we find out later it could have possibly been toasted on a burning person, perhaps a previous lover)
    When the girl comes in, she looks scared, she knows he has the upper hand in their relationship. Probably because he is more conniving and experienced. But the determined look on her face when she’s flicking the matches may indicate that she’s up for the challenge and wants to try and shift the power dynamic.
    He smiles, watches her fail, knowing her attempts are futile. She keeps flicking the matches and ends up burning her own hand. That’s when she gets up and tries to leave but she’s unable to. She gives in to him, lets him control her- maybe a part of her even likes it.
    When she finally gains control, she sets him on fire and he’s pleased- she’s learned well. He’s proud of her. She thinks she’s won, toasts a marshmallow on her ex lovers burning form only for her smugness to be cut short when she realises she’s about to burn too. This perhaps implies that he’s changed her, the very fibre of her being- made her ruthless. But this isn’t good for her, it’s unhealthy and she’s unable to maintain future relationships

  • @emillelee5999
    @emillelee5999 4 роки тому +9648

    Hozier is so versatile. He has:
    Forest Hozier
    Evil Hozier
    Handsome Squidward Hozier

  • @estromberg5153
    @estromberg5153 5 років тому +7041

    Somebody's probably already said this but this gives me Hades and Persephone vibes

    • @zhadann_
      @zhadann_ 5 років тому +39

      Omg yeahhh

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im 5 років тому +23

      In that it’s a kidnapping?
      Wasn’t that kind of the norm?

    • @rainbowsnowflake1789
      @rainbowsnowflake1789 5 років тому +184

      But Hades loves Persephone and she stays with him of her own volition

    • @SilverDemon456
      @SilverDemon456 5 років тому +146

      Persephone walked into the underworld of her own volition and wouldn't leave. So, not really, lol.

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss 5 років тому +46

      Persephone went with Hades willingly.

  • @tozzaki8386
    @tozzaki8386 9 місяців тому +767

    Hozier didn't do a thing in this video but look into the camera , but this video did something to me.

    • @denisevelassco9021
      @denisevelassco9021 3 місяці тому

      the WAY he looked at the camera...It goes beyond science the way his look can make a woman orgasm 100% of the time.

  • @3gg.t4rt
    @3gg.t4rt 3 роки тому +1887

    She is an extraordinary actress. Her eyes speak volumes.

  • @dex6385
    @dex6385 5 років тому +822

    this video just feels like one big ass fever dream

    • @lia8302
      @lia8302 5 років тому

      deck OMG so true 😂

  • @xCheshirx
    @xCheshirx 5 років тому +1448

    I'm confused why no one in the comments is talking about Anya. I'm both amazed and happy to see her here!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +14

      @@uhoh221B she is one of the most blant looking actors. She couldn't express emotions if you stepped on her foot. Or she gets to play always blant roles. Like the "she's just there" character she seems to fancy to portray. Like vin witch, split etc.

    • @jowoman7799
      @jowoman7799 5 років тому +26

      @@theblackbaron4119 The dumbest comment I've seen in a long time. You are factually incorrect.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +1

      @@xia7114 Zoe quin got a role in an upcoming DC movie. So what's the point ...

    • @sobadsogoodii4298
      @sobadsogoodii4298 5 років тому +20

      Anya will also be the leading actress of the new Edgar Wright's movie "Last Night in Soho". She's like... one of the most promising actresses in the entire fuckin Hollywood lol

    • @scarabella
      @scarabella 5 років тому +13

      ​@@theblackbaron4119 I personally got turned tf on by her expressive performance. I can really see her inner conflict between lust and torment. To each their own.

  • @almosthuman2398
    @almosthuman2398 10 місяців тому +440

    I don’t care if it’s toxic I want what they have

  • @linss626
    @linss626 5 років тому +15577

    some of y'all really didn't recognize hozier because he had a moustache as if we're in a cartoon lmao

    • @jasonswanson5770
      @jasonswanson5770 4 роки тому +202

      🦸‍♂️👓🙎‍♂️

    • @ratverence6767
      @ratverence6767 4 роки тому +377

      This is making me cry

    • @ethuil1170
      @ethuil1170 4 роки тому +549

      I admit I really really didn't... not bc of the 'stache though...It was the evil & proud stare that turned him into a different person!

    • @rohankurup5275
      @rohankurup5275 4 роки тому +269

      I have watched this video 10 times and still cannot recognize him as hozier

    • @sarcasmxkate
      @sarcasmxkate 4 роки тому +156

      Henry Cavill literally stood under a Batman V Superman billboard and NO ONE RECOGNIZED HIM! Like, what. The world is strange.

  • @efectiveedumnezeu
    @efectiveedumnezeu 4 роки тому +6439

    This gives me Hades and Phersephone vibes but in a more abusive way. Persephone tries to flee from the underworld but Hades wouldn't let her because he is obsessed with her beauty. Eventually she gains her freedom by setting Hades on fire and "killing" him with the help of Hecate (the girl who gives her the matches), but as she is close to her way out, Thanatos (the servant) , finds what happened to Hades, catches her, and also sets her on fire as an act of ravange(i like to think Thanatos waas in love with Hades in this scenario) never letting her see the upperworld ever again.

    • @helloimiriisblue7419
      @helloimiriisblue7419 4 роки тому +12

      🖤

    • @user-dz8lc3yf2k
      @user-dz8lc3yf2k 4 роки тому +117

      You're a literal vibe

    • @alnaantony7430
      @alnaantony7430 4 роки тому +27

      is this her trying to escape the underworld?

    • @jianaah4829
      @jianaah4829 4 роки тому +193

      She actually never gains her freedom completely. When Hades captivated persephon the god helios(sun) saw it. Goddess Demetra was missing her daughter adn she start searching for her, by being transformed to an old woman. God helios was sad of her sorrow and dispair and he divulge to her where persephone is. This time, Demetra was in a place, still transformed, with a royal family that was really kind to her. For rewarding the family for their kindness, she would put on fire every night the Prince named Demophon ,because that would make him immortal. But his mother saw her and was alarmed. Demetra revealed herself to them and she demanded to build her a temple and she lived there.The Goddess asked for help, from the other gods of olympus, to release her daughter, and she said that if zeus will not help her she will not let the earth blossom anymore.(she was the goddess of agriculture). Zeus was terrified from her threat and send hermes to the underworld to take persephone. However hades knew that if persephone would eat food while being on the underworld would be connected with it, and she wouldn't leave so easy. So, he gave her a pomegranate and she ate 6 seeds of it. Eventually, due to her action, zeus decided to release her but only for six months every year(spring and summer) and the rest six months (autumn and winter) to go back to the underworld with hades , which symbolises the bad weather, the withering of the flowers and trees etc. cause her mother Demetra feels sad not being with her daughter.

    • @sahilbantawa2573
      @sahilbantawa2573 3 роки тому +45

      Actually Persephone was never captured she herself decided to stay

  • @kaira6977
    @kaira6977 4 роки тому +596

    OKAY, SO HERE'S THE LYRICS
    Honey, this club here is stuck up
    Dinner and diatribes
    I knew it from the first look of
    The look of mischief in your eyes
    Your friends are a fate that befell me
    Head is the talking type
    I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell me, ah
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
    A pillar I am of pride
    Scarcely can speak for my thinking
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Now that the evening is slowing
    Now that the end is in sight
    Honey, it's easier knowing
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell your man
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    Ohh
    Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    Ohh
    Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of, ah
    Oh
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)

  • @ying-shijie
    @ying-shijie 2 роки тому +203

    They're both way too good at nuanced acting, this is a whole movie

  • @solomon743
    @solomon743 5 років тому +364

    Hozier burning is an accurate representation of how I looked waiting for this album. Worth the wait

    • @charlottemorris9567
      @charlottemorris9567 5 років тому +2

      The most accurate thing i have ever seen!! my family was going to kill me because of how much i talked about the new album.

  • @patriciamcloughlin3028
    @patriciamcloughlin3028 4 роки тому +44221

    that girl looks like she would be real good a chess. what a queen.

    • @japie16isa
      @japie16isa 4 роки тому +946

      I literally just finished watching ‘the Queen’s Gambit’ 😂 (came here after looking at the cast and their previous movies and such)

    • @kaitlynpalma4982
      @kaitlynpalma4982 4 роки тому +56

      Lol

    • @rissarose781
      @rissarose781 4 роки тому +32

      Ahhahahahhhhhh

    • @barazara
      @barazara 4 роки тому +357

      I knew her from this video. She wasn't that well known, but I always thought she was beautiful and also distinctive enough to break through as a star. She deserves all the recognition she gets, she was amazing in Queens Gambit.

    • @joshhiroti
      @joshhiroti 4 роки тому +118

      She's fantastic in Split :)

  • @ophelia55
    @ophelia55 3 роки тому +6980

    So he initially wants to make her his umpteenth conquest. She tries to escape in all ways but is inexplicably attracted to him. She starts playing his same game, and he ends up burned (so metaphorically in love with her for real). She thinks she has screwed him but in the end she realizes that she has also fallen in love and, automatically, screwed herself in turn. So it's my love life in a video.

    • @JonathonNeville
      @JonathonNeville 3 роки тому +202

      best comment.
      still i find this video too disturbing. all i see is her being abused. until the end. read a couple comments about persephone. sure, but that's no reason to make a video like this.
      perhaps i should watch it again, but ... no thanks.
      did i miss something?
      i'm fine with an artist playing a nasty character - this video doesn't make me conclude hozier is vile. but i don't get it.

    • @ophelia55
      @ophelia55 3 роки тому +182

      @@JonathonNeville well he end up burned so I think the both might be abusive. Anyway I think this is all in their heads, not really a physical action.

    • @jayelle1258
      @jayelle1258 3 роки тому +49

      omg you made it make sense

    • @ophelia55
      @ophelia55 3 роки тому +18

      @@jayelle1258 thanks! The lyrics helped me figure it out too I guess

    • @b.Kuijpers.
      @b.Kuijpers. 3 роки тому +39

      Reminds me of the tv serie hannibal

  • @vksarkisyan
    @vksarkisyan 9 місяців тому +98

    People interpret the video differently as being stuck in an abusive relationship, home etc, but for me its her fight inside her own psyche with the shadow self, the predator, who just sits and watches her from the other side of the table.
    From the first moment it seems as if she woke up; gained consciousness - recognized his presence in her psyche. She goes through a roller-coaster of emotions, tries to burn him, tries to escape, even tries to sedate him, but nothing seems to work as he is not moving but the servants around try to fight her on his behalf. He says no words.
    And eventually she burns him thinking it will affect him whereas in fact the “servants” burn her as well as a sign that these two concepts are inseparable, he is her, he is inside her mind field, and she cannot escape him without being erased herself.
    And the servant’s role as in the lyrics as well is too insult her, put her in a place, try to put her down - diatribes. And the whole dinner takes place in her mind with all the characters representing different aspects of her psyche.
    Live laugh love Hozier

    • @floroliva9513
      @floroliva9513 4 місяці тому +1

      creo que si

    • @gae-wiz
      @gae-wiz 3 місяці тому +1

      i think this is the most accurate interpretation here

  • @astarajarvis9965
    @astarajarvis9965 3 роки тому +11026

    I just feel like no one is talking about how good Hozier's acting is on this. Yes Anya-Taylor Joy is incredible. And I guess people are acknowledging his acting by saying that Evil Hozier is giving them nightmares. But he is so subtle and startlingly intense in this. For someone who does not have acting as a profession he is really good.

    • @AnastasiaHelene11
      @AnastasiaHelene11 3 роки тому +58

      OMG YES!!

    • @127rge
      @127rge 3 роки тому +257

      He doesn't blink once in the entire video.. I don't know if anyone noticed or not. very intense

    • @himurahaibara1459
      @himurahaibara1459 3 роки тому +86

      I mean just his stare makes me scared af.

    • @dinamirm.9290
      @dinamirm.9290 3 роки тому +153

      Evil hozier got me simping

    • @amber5835
      @amber5835 3 роки тому +11

      @@dinamirm.9290 lmao SAME

  • @Khadgarorbhead
    @Khadgarorbhead 5 років тому +7032

    no one:
    hozier: 👁👄👁

  • @mathewmoustafa9336
    @mathewmoustafa9336 5 років тому +583

    [Verse 1]
    Honey, this club here is stuck up
    Dinner and diatribes
    I knew well from our first hookup
    The look of mischief in your eyes
    Your friends are a fate that befell me
    Hell is the talking type
    I'd suffer Hell if you’d tell me
    What you'd do to me tonight
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell me, ah
    [Chorus]
    That's the kind of love
    I’ve been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    [Verse 2]
    Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
    A pillar I am, upright
    Scarcely can speak for my thinking
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Now that the evening is slowing
    Now that the end's in sight
    Honey, it's easier knowing what you'd do to me tonight

    • @MMUTG3R
      @MMUTG3R Рік тому

      You didn't include the last lines, you dumb bitch

  • @quasalor1480
    @quasalor1480 9 місяців тому +81

    Hozier: has a mustache
    Me: who is this Italian man?

  • @elirodrigues8139
    @elirodrigues8139 3 роки тому +2094

    Deleted scene from The Queens Gambit where Beth sells her soul to the devil to beat Borgov

  • @lolscience1979
    @lolscience1979 3 роки тому +8804

    Me: “I think I am straight”
    Joy: “nope”
    Me: “oh I think I might be lesbian”
    Hozier: “wrong again”

  • @sheengreen864
    @sheengreen864 4 роки тому +2383

    A side to everyone breaking down the music video ( and doing a great job at it) but I also notice.... that at the very beginning when he eats the marshmallow, he teeth are rotten and full of cavities. Hinting that he has been doing this to many of woman before her. His teeth have become pure rotten from all the sweet people he “consumed”

    • @anatawaniwatori
      @anatawaniwatori 4 роки тому +50

      Good point! I didn’t connect that before!

    • @Akira-tp2sr
      @Akira-tp2sr 4 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @ashengrail
      @ashengrail 4 роки тому +97

      Great point!
      But many women before - or the same woman over and over?
      I.e. is this the loop of an abusive relationship, leaving and returning?

    • @thetipsyartteacher5665
      @thetipsyartteacher5665 4 роки тому +26

      I think we should be literary critics or something

    • @ashengrail
      @ashengrail 4 роки тому +26

      @@thetipsyartteacher5665 Funny you should say that - I teach literary criticism ;)

  • @albamiranda28
    @albamiranda28 3 роки тому +2729

    I think a lot of people are missing the meaning of Diatribes here...
    It's a bitter verbal attack towards something or someone...
    Watching this and taking that into consideration my interpretation of this song is two lovers who fall in love with each other through intellectual sparring.
    Sometimes using others to do their bidding, both try not to show how impressed they are with each attempt but finding themselves combusting with attraction.
    At times becoming offended and literally attacking and when not getting the reaction they want they flirt or attempt physically seducing the other with looks or actions.
    Obviously, one is more experienced than the other.
    Ah, the appeal of manipulation, darkness, grotesque and the unseemly, toxicity defined.

    • @lucehleblanc
      @lucehleblanc 2 роки тому +196

      I think you're on to something but I don't think the video and the lyrics are inherently connected. the video is open to far more interpretation than the lyrics themselves. the lyrics tell a tale of an obligatory stuffy meeting with his lover's friends which he does NOT want to go to. at some point she sends him a mischievous look and his mind starts running wild about what she's planning for after this hell of a dinner. the video is much more antagonistic than the song itself almost like the dinner itself and not the fantasy he's imagining. I think people are falling into a pit assuming because he's in his own music video that his character must be the perspective of the lyrics, when Ann's character is the only one actually singing the song. my interpretation is she's trying to get a reaction out of him to no avail, eventually she gets frustrated and tries to leave, but due to the social obligations she really can't. more attempts to either get a reaction or to escape are met with a bitter reminder of the social situation she's in. she's stuck and her date keeps smiling like he's in control cause he's around his friends. eventually she does get him to react, he's in flames with either lust or anger, maybe both. after relishing in her success, his friends throw a match to her.

    • @lucehleblanc
      @lucehleblanc 2 роки тому +117

      notice how the butler's keep propping her up right when she gets out of line. and when she gets to the door she tries the handles, she looks back at a crowd of judgemental faces and begrudgingly sits back down. the social implications are the only thing keeping her down, or keeping her from escaping.

    • @DemureSpectabilis
      @DemureSpectabilis 2 роки тому +3

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @thegirlyouddiefors9500
      @thegirlyouddiefors9500 Рік тому +1

      i love this thank you

    • @MinhTran-mn8bt
      @MinhTran-mn8bt Рік тому +3

      @@lucehleblanc wow u r so thoughtful with all of these descriptions!

  • @kjb1215
    @kjb1215 5 років тому +318

    Lyrics:
    Honey, this club here is stuck up
    Dinner and diatribes
    I knew it from the first look of
    The look of mischief in your eyes
    Your friends are a fate that befell me
    Head is the talking type
    I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell me, ah
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
    A pillar I am of pride
    Scarcely can speak for my thinking
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Now that the evening is slowing
    Now that the end's in sight
    Honey, it's easier knowing
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell me you're mad
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That’s the kind of love
    Oh, oh
    Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    Oh, oh
    Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of, ah
    Oh
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)

  • @gigi3843
    @gigi3843 5 років тому +489

    did anyone notice how the whole album is about power in different ways?

    • @billiey36
      @billiey36 5 років тому +55

      Hozier has mentioned that there is a power dynamic at play during sex. In the video, first he's in charge, then she is.

    • @TheHungryBrush
      @TheHungryBrush 5 років тому +19

      He's said himself that the new album is a tongue-in-cheek view at the End of the World. That being said, I see where you're coming from, and everyone can(and will) get varied meanings from any work of art

  • @emilyharris3089
    @emilyharris3089 5 років тому +524

    There was a livestream done by Hozier for this album a while back, and in it he basically says Dinner & Diatribes is his crack at the feeling of being in social situations that you really, really don't want to be in. So like, for example, dinner parties (where it's primarily driven by small talk.) or meeting acquaintances, etc. Personally, I think he does a phenomenal job of encapsulating the feeling. I've been in conversations where all I'm waiting for is the end of it.. and would do anything to bring that end faster. Like, for example, setting it/them on fire. I don't like small talk, and would do literally ANYTHING to remove it from my life so I feel this song, haha.
    But I definitely see Hades/Persephone vibes too.

    • @c2e.7877
      @c2e.7877 4 роки тому +11

      Dude, every social situation is uncomfortable to me since I always say something I'll regret later. It doesn't have to be even something bad or embarrassing, but my mind tells me it is. Also I seriously can't with people, I am seriously better on my own, doing my thing.

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 4 роки тому +14

      I mean Hades and Persephone had a remarkably healthy relationship :\

    • @jasjas4356
      @jasjas4356 4 роки тому +3

      @@c2e.7877 exactly! And then my brain reminds me of it over & over again.

    • @jasjas4356
      @jasjas4356 4 роки тому

      Wow I could see So many different stories being told from this music video. I hadn't thought of that one

    • @moumita_d99
      @moumita_d99 4 роки тому

      Ohh

  • @Momo-wv4vg
    @Momo-wv4vg Рік тому +356

    wow The Menu looks great

    • @cainabel6356
      @cainabel6356 5 місяців тому +4

      Well, it is definitely shorter and gets to the point faster.

  • @RosanneSol
    @RosanneSol 4 роки тому +4052

    Fun fact: the director, Anthony Byrne, is Hozier's brother and also the director of Peaky Blinders season 5 (and 6), and the actress in this video, Anya Taylor-Joy, plays Gina Gray in Peaky Blinders. It's a small world.

    • @selinak247
      @selinak247 4 роки тому +149

      He does have a brother, but Anthony isn't the one. Fun last name coincidence though, for sure.

    • @majoy101
      @majoy101 4 роки тому +93

      They aren’t related but Anthony also directed the Someone New music video

    • @abhineetpanjwani224
      @abhineetpanjwani224 4 роки тому

      Enlightened...🙌

    • @dropelki
      @dropelki 4 роки тому +18

      She's plays Beth Harmon too :>

    • @lorettagrey7383
      @lorettagrey7383 4 роки тому +1

      my soul says yessssss

  • @juz6290
    @juz6290 5 років тому +394

    And he’s on fire. It really be like that sometimes huh

  • @shinigamikitsune1541
    @shinigamikitsune1541 5 років тому +1742

    Hozier:
    *Giving a whole new dark and disturbing meaning to the classic phrase "getting roasted."*

  • @Marianne019
    @Marianne019 2 роки тому +150

    Ah, I remember when I first saw this clip of my beloved Hozier and thought "don't know who that young girl is but damn there is some acting power there" and lo and behold few years later she took the acting world by storm. Good on you, good on you young queen. Can't wait to see
    what more you have to offer. Hozier, Anya... the kind of artists we deserve.

  • @AK-sy2fm
    @AK-sy2fm 4 роки тому +4793

    ‪No one:‬
    ‪Me: is that Nikola Tesla‬!!?

  • @rina9572
    @rina9572 4 роки тому +787

    Lyrics!
    Honey, this club here is stuck up
    Dinner and diatribes
    I knew it from the first look of
    The look of mischief in your eyes
    Your friends are a fate that befell me
    Head is the talking type
    I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell me, ah
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
    A pillar I am of pride
    Scarcely can speak for my thinking
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Now that the evening is slowing
    Now that the end is in sight
    Honey, it's easier knowing
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell your man
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    Ohh
    Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    Ohh
    Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of, ah
    Oh
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)

  • @NoBobPro
    @NoBobPro 3 роки тому +11086

    Just let her go to the bathroom. Jeez.

    • @bengi6175
      @bengi6175 3 роки тому +156

      WHY THIS ISNT ON THE TOP IM LITERALLY SCREAMINJNDJDJCIWXJSKXN

    • @mo-pm3tf
      @mo-pm3tf 3 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣👍

    • @zryanhamma5323
      @zryanhamma5323 3 роки тому +12

      Hahaha 😂 😂

    • @sydresurreccion5652
      @sydresurreccion5652 3 роки тому +19

      Just in time banging in the door lmao

    • @mithusadukha3133
      @mithusadukha3133 3 роки тому +23

      Ah there it is, that one comment 😂

  • @NinaC
    @NinaC 3 роки тому +107

    Dude, they so have the chemistry! Just that look in their eyes! Why have I only seen this now??! Thank you UA-cam algorithm!

  • @mercyfae3069
    @mercyfae3069 5 років тому +422

    The music video adds a lot to the song lyrics-Social obligations are difficult to maneuver when you’re insanely attracted to someone yet feel required to stay where you are simply because others are around.
    I think the idea of the flame represents something taboo that they both share, an intimate moment among a table full of people that they desperately want to have. They desperately want to leave and be alone together, but feel tied down by this pressure.

    • @ziyanda_theartist
      @ziyanda_theartist 5 років тому +4

      I love this interpretation so much!!!

    • @freajinboredyysy4331
      @freajinboredyysy4331 5 років тому +1

      look up the definition of diatribes tho

    • @niyaziburakkuscu4125
      @niyaziburakkuscu4125 5 років тому +4

      I think the girl can't leave because it would be running away from the problems in a relationship. We also see her reaching to someone behind hozier and that doesn't work either. Diatribes means confronting: so no side ways to the relationships, she needs to face the problems head on, and it does backfire. The girl has problems too, if it came to it, she will burn too(as fire is the cleansing of the problems in the video) but we don't see the problems since we are watching from her perspective.

  • @kryptkrawler7859
    @kryptkrawler7859 5 років тому +1174

    I'm sad the Spotify version doesn't have the nice intro idk i feel like it really sets a mood for the song

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 5 років тому +14

      I know that's why I listen to it here when I can

    • @robyndegraves8023
      @robyndegraves8023 5 років тому +19

      when we played this as the last song at our wedding the DJs surprised us with this version!

    • @nc375
      @nc375 4 роки тому +2

      it really does

    • @Deepanair-bh6ve
      @Deepanair-bh6ve 4 роки тому

      Yess

    • @ichbinmond9161
      @ichbinmond9161 4 роки тому

      Yea sure It's all mood

  • @srestha
    @srestha 5 років тому +242

    We've been blessed again. All hail the Forest Daddy.

  • @goblininabubblebath7154
    @goblininabubblebath7154 3 роки тому +114

    At the end of the video, Hozier’s character is just vibing while he’s straight-up on fire because this is exactly the “kind of love [he’s] been dreaming of,” even if it’s destructive.
    Just like in the song, Hozier’s character is passively fantasizing about this woman he pines for, daring and inviting her to do unspeakable things with him. Anya’s character, however, is more conflicted about her desires. In the song, Hozier entreats a woman to take a more, *ahem,* active role. Maybe Anya’s character feels apprehensive or out of her depth.
    I don’t think it’s about abuse as much as toxicity.

    • @belll429
      @belll429 8 місяців тому

      I Agree

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue 7 місяців тому +5

      He’s definitely not into abuse because Cherry Wine is so outspoken. He’s more likely into the very consensual bdsm dynamics.

  • @FolkloreLove310
    @FolkloreLove310 4 роки тому +5611

    So when this chick crawls across a table she gets a music video but when I do it the waiters throw me out of Olive Garden?

    • @sanvegapoet
      @sanvegapoet 4 роки тому +101

      What are you singing and most importantly, how's your ability of setting people on fire by flicking matches?

    • @joanurb8015
      @joanurb8015 4 роки тому +29

      How did you hook up with my dad?

    • @asiah5262
      @asiah5262 4 роки тому +32

      this had no business being that funny yet I just spent five minutes hysterically cry laughing.. Good Job😂

    • @bricac21
      @bricac21 4 роки тому +6

      Thats Hilarious and so TRUE

    • @ThePhantomBeaver
      @ThePhantomBeaver 4 роки тому +5

      You just gotta tell em "no u"

  • @Hoodjoshi666
    @Hoodjoshi666 5 років тому +320

    If this album doesn’t get nominated for a Grammy, imma be so mad.... Hozier is a genius!

  • @marina2783
    @marina2783 5 років тому +491

    hozier is like the allan poe/oscar wilde of music and i love it

  • @biancajusino4792
    @biancajusino4792 3 роки тому +364

    I love this song with my whole body and heart. My soul belongs to this

  • @SarahV__
    @SarahV__ 5 років тому +892

    Casually bursting into flames.
    Ain't that a mood.

  • @Nacarue
    @Nacarue 5 років тому +2867

    this first date looks pretty intense

  • @BabeRuthXX
    @BabeRuthXX 5 років тому +607

    Hozier is giving me major Hades vibes and I'm kind of ashamed to admit how much I enjoyed it lmao

    • @BiRios
      @BiRios 5 років тому +5

      Ruthmillano I mean in most frames the horns on the wall mount behind him make him have little devil horns

    • @505DGuy
      @505DGuy 5 років тому +5

      Does that make her Persephone?

    • @orangemascara
      @orangemascara 5 років тому +7

      Ruthmillano the video and song are inspired by the story of Hades and Persephone, according to an insider.

  • @haley9635
    @haley9635 Рік тому +28

    Ever since I saw The Menu, I've thought of this music video. There are certain paralelles between Margot and this woman trapped in a hellish, seemingly neverending dinner, but in the end, Erin/Margot makes it out, and we don't know if she ever does here... and somehow, either way, the ending fits. It's hopeless whether she gets out or not. She's already tasted the food.

  • @italiangal898
    @italiangal898 4 роки тому +112

    Honey, this club here is stuck up
    Dinner and diatribes
    I knew it from the first look of
    The look of mischief in your eyes
    Your friends are a fate that befell me
    Head is the talking type
    I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell me, ah
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    Honey, I laugh when it sinks in
    A pillar I am of pride
    Scarcely can speak for my thinking
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Now that the evening is slowing
    Now that the end is in sight
    Honey, it's easier knowing
    What you'd do to me tonight
    Tell me
    Tell me
    Tell your man
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    That's the kind of love
    Ohh
    Let there be hotels complaints and grievances raised
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    Ohh
    Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
    In that kind of love
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    That's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of, ah
    Oh
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    And that's the kind of love
    I've been dreaming of
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)
    (That's the kind of love)

  • @Samuel.Shaban
    @Samuel.Shaban 5 років тому +851

    Hozier always seems to flip the narrative around in his music videos. Cherry wine is sung from the perspective of an abused man and acted from that of an abused woman. Same thing here, the woman appears to hate the dinner and the man seems to be pure evil. I'm in love with this!

    • @zinebharraz8606
      @zinebharraz8606 5 років тому +22

      Sam Sh yeah ! Right ?! That's what I thought too ! In the video the woman is the one who hated the dinner .

    • @Samuel.Shaban
      @Samuel.Shaban 5 років тому +40

      @Reyna Arawan I believe you're absolutely right, however at the end she didn't seem to lose her power, instead she appears to have caught on fire as well. Lighting up his fire lit her up as well?

    • @musefodder
      @musefodder 5 років тому +9

      @Reyna Arawan Since the song title is "diatribes" I don't think it's lighting his fire so much as roasting him that she was interested in...

    • @rudybarro2667
      @rudybarro2667 5 років тому +40

      @@musefodder The Diatribe part of the title refers to him talking sarcasticly and critically about the pompous-nous of Social Gatherings. In the song Would That I he refers to his past loves as Trees or Wood that he lights on fire as they engage in passion ( Chorus ) and they both are consumed by this fire and love it. I think he visually illustrates that metaphore in this video. Thats why she lights him on fire and he just sits there smiling, finally satisfied. Thats when he gets what he has been wanting all night....to burn in her fire.

  • @jeiraeth
    @jeiraeth 3 роки тому +5665

    I want a movie with Anya Taylor-Joy and Saoirse Ronan in it.

  • @ryukisgod2834
    @ryukisgod2834 5 років тому +3839

    Why am I attracted to evil Hozier

    • @maripaura4945
      @maripaura4945 4 роки тому +135

      Ikr... Same here.
      I guess I'm just really attracted to any possible persona Hozier can have or represent... That man is literally on fire

    • @mj-me6zp
      @mj-me6zp 4 роки тому +71

      I'm supposed to be gay

    • @MaybeLily1234
      @MaybeLily1234 4 роки тому +51

      The stare down is so chilling i love it

    • @FeelinSleepy1
      @FeelinSleepy1 4 роки тому +11

      We all are

    • @renren2907
      @renren2907 4 роки тому +3

      @@whoisaelis Masochistic?

  • @takiahawthorne3716
    @takiahawthorne3716 5 років тому +3843

    Still waiting on a collaborative with Florence....now that would just instantly give me a heart attack.

    • @fallenthrone2283
      @fallenthrone2283 5 років тому +7

      We need it!

    • @leticiazimmermann6397
      @leticiazimmermann6397 5 років тому +8

      Takia you are a genius! It would be perfect!

    • @laoisemacken3210
      @laoisemacken3210 5 років тому +22

      OMG THIS MIGHT HAPPEN IM GOING TO ELECTRIC PICNIC (a festival in ireland) AND THEYRE BOTH HEADLINING THIS IS A GENUINE POSSABILITY!!!!

    •  5 років тому +3

      Omg its a dream

    • @ashishlehri613
      @ashishlehri613 5 років тому +5

      Finally found someone who thinks alike

  • @Den-dd5pp
    @Den-dd5pp 5 років тому +409

    okay but which emotion exactly am i supposed to feel?

    • @roachiecore
      @roachiecore 5 років тому +39

      Den yes

    • @anar.3360
      @anar.3360 5 років тому +9

      All of them's probably good

    • @the1bookworm
      @the1bookworm 5 років тому +5

      The one you’re feeling I guess.

    • @ven2983
      @ven2983 5 років тому +2

      Confused

  • @les4les
    @les4les Місяць тому +3

    To this day, nothing has ever topped this song for me

  • @katewelsh3328
    @katewelsh3328 5 років тому +1518

    I think the real Hozier is being played by the actress and Hozier is playing a personification of his darkest desires (to be dominated by a person/relationship that consumes him completely). He believes he is in control and can leave the relationship/person but finds that he cannot and discovers that ultimately he has been destroyed by his desire and is no better than the person/situation he has been trying to escape.

    • @kristenjackson713
      @kristenjackson713 5 років тому +35

      I really like this analysis.

    • @NikGushue
      @NikGushue 4 роки тому +58

      This is also true for Cherry Wine. The song is about a man in an abusive relationship with a woman, while the video is a woman being abused by a man.

    • @hannacagwin9401
      @hannacagwin9401 4 роки тому +18

      hhhhhng bottom hozier

    • @katewelsh3328
      @katewelsh3328 4 роки тому +10

      Hanna Cagwin such a bottom

    • @katewelsh3328
      @katewelsh3328 4 роки тому +8

      Nicholas W. Gushue yes! I love that he plays with gender roles in his music and videos. It’s 2020, let’s explore this shit with Hozier!

  • @meris8486
    @meris8486 5 років тому +558

    I think this video is a metaphor for being attracted to someone you know you shouldn't be, but being unable to rid yourself of that obsession without indulging in it. Implicitly it's about a woman who's stuck at a dinner party that's hosted by a mysterious man with mind-control powers but I think whoever made it is saying more.
    Throughout the video the woman keeps finding herself drawn back to the host though she tries to leave on numerous occasions, this is in spite of how she does not seem to like him, she's repulsed as are we by his bad teeth, this represents the reasons she shouldn’t be attracted to him, but no matter how hard she tries to resist her desire she finds herself back with him. Only after she indulges in this desire, by taking the matches from the _heart-shaped box_ and igniting him is she at last satisfied, even pleased with herself.
    The marshmallow is key, white objects are often associated with purity and innocence as it is a fragile colour that is easily tainted by others, the penetration of the marshmallow by the stick can be seen as an obvious symbol for sex. Combine this with how it is crisped and then lasciviously devoured by the woman while the man burns in the background may imply the man took her virginity or she took his.
    It could also represent an experience that is past, the burning marshmallow being something she has not had before so as she burns it up and then gulps it down it could symbolise that she's taken everything she wanted from the obsession to the sum of a delicious treat. But as she does this the man remains there consumed by the fire; a thing often associated with desire, lust or obsession of a dangerous kind, which could mean that he left the relationship damaged, that she hurt him badly and he can't recover from it.
    As she sits in the chair satisfied, a match is thrown at _her_ mirroring what she did to the man. This could mean a lot of things; perhaps in her next relationship, it will be her who is left suffering or, that she didn’t leave the previous relationship unscathed as she thought and is hurt in a way she didn’t understand at first but suffers for now. Perhaps it is guilt and her moral compass is damaged which is indicated by her turning to look at the audience as if imploring us to not judge her for what she’s done.

    • @angel199able
      @angel199able 5 років тому +64

      Meris you should really get into analyzing videos like this as a hobby or make it a legitimate thing. I love going through comments and just reading someone passionately express what they have perceived through the music video

    • @zeartam4857
      @zeartam4857 5 років тому

      I don't have no idea about you say ¶:v

    • @cranaberry2332
      @cranaberry2332 5 років тому +14

      This is such a good analysis! Thank you, I was so perplexed

    • @amandafeliciano542
      @amandafeliciano542 5 років тому +19

      Are you an English professor or a psychiatrist? Cuz this is some next level shit...you should be doing this for a living if you aren't!

    • @mmx123
      @mmx123 5 років тому +7

      Finally, someone who put this video into more context. Thank you so much!!!!

  • @Duuuuuuudeeeeeee
    @Duuuuuuudeeeeeee 5 років тому +5053

    I guess he was a 'tinder' date

    • @strega0
      @strega0 5 років тому +28

      Duuuuuuudeeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hiphillbert
      @hiphillbert 5 років тому +128

      What a match

    • @hanami741
      @hanami741 5 років тому +21

      omg, you are both so right. it was a match on tinder xDDD

    • @kritikaramchiary6864
      @kritikaramchiary6864 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elif-we4gd
      @elif-we4gd 4 роки тому

      poor anya

  • @tiabhsoow7731
    @tiabhsoow7731 2 місяці тому +2

    Excellent creative mind behind this video

  • @zoey8115
    @zoey8115 5 років тому +2091

    Idk if this is right, but basically here's what I took from this video:
    It starts with him eating a marshmallow, his teeth are black, presumably from eating a lot of them, hes watching her like a creep obviously, and she starts throwing matches to get rid of him. This obviously doesn't work, and he develops more control over her, making her dance provocatively for him, and she's afraid.
    The waitstaff is helping him, by pulling her back and making her move whenever she stops or tries to get away, the guests just watch her torment, apathetic.
    Then the waiters at her sides start whispering to her and she tries to run again, it fails, and now a guest is offering her more matches, this time when she throws it, it lights. She roasts a marshmallow on his burning body. Then, the waiter throws a match at her, we don't see it light, so I'm assuming it didn't, which means she's now in his place. She took pleasure (the marshmallow) in his pain (the fire) and became like him, so now the others are trying to destroy her aswell so they can be free too.
    Idk if any of this is right, it's just my take on it lol

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 5 років тому +160

      Horny hoizer corrupted the innocent and now she is him I don't think the staff are trying to kill her to be free I think that was just symbolism to hammer home that she has become him, she is in his place

    • @zoey8115
      @zoey8115 5 років тому +1

      @@nerdlingeeksly5192 yeee probably lol

    • @moonlace1560
      @moonlace1560 5 років тому +7

      This was a lovely summary 👏

    • @zoey8115
      @zoey8115 5 років тому +1

      @@moonlace1560 thank you!!

    • @forestgreengloves
      @forestgreengloves 5 років тому +11

      I dont think she became like him. She just took control

  • @CarlosFlores-px8ns
    @CarlosFlores-px8ns 4 роки тому +179

    "So, Persephone wanted to break free despite still loving Hades. He wanted her to stay forever by his side. Finally, she agreed to spend three months a year in the darkness, but she'd start to feel like her soul wasn't the same anymore, and a crescent madness slowly started to change her heart".

    • @ichbimmichelle
      @ichbimmichelle 3 роки тому +2

      Where can I read this? I just learned about the myth yesterday and immediately recognized it

    • @thayse_thay
      @thayse_thay 3 роки тому +1

      De onde é esse trecho???

    • @CarlosFlores-px8ns
      @CarlosFlores-px8ns 3 роки тому +6

      @@ichbimmichelle any book or article about Hades and Persephone, it's a well known tale from Greek mythology. You can also look up HADESTOWN, a Broadway Musical that shows this and Orpheus and Eurydice's tale. It's really beautiful and the music is amazing.

    • @CarlosFlores-px8ns
      @CarlosFlores-px8ns 3 роки тому

      @@thayse_thay é uma história da mitologia grega, procure a história do Hades e de Perséfone. Um amor nublado e forçado. 😯

  • @maddie2863
    @maddie2863 5 років тому +560

    This video is so freaky but Hozier’s all like “hey, look I look evil but I’m still burning hot”

    • @camilavicarias
      @camilavicarias 5 років тому +17

      So hot to the point he actually burns

    • @reaclea7628
      @reaclea7628 5 років тому +7

      This kinda freakiness is exactly what I'm into.

  • @joliechartier5505
    @joliechartier5505 8 місяців тому +14

    I'm watching this 5 years later and it's ✨️amazing✨️ in every way. I thought this was a recent video not an old one. She's a stunning actress and Hozier is an astonishing singer. Well done both of them.

  • @m1ghtycs
    @m1ghtycs 5 років тому +149

    There needs to be a behind the scenes video of this clip. And I think this image of Hozier is one of the very few things that I will not be able to erase from my mind, lol.

    • @Malaima
      @Malaima 5 років тому +1

      who knows why he felt the need of changing in such 360 degree way his image. He has something self-deprecating, he seems to like that (like Irish rye smile...)

    • @m1ghtycs
      @m1ghtycs 5 років тому +2

      My wishes came true :p

  • @michaelacatoe5033
    @michaelacatoe5033 4 роки тому +3380

    Evil daddy Hozier and Anya are something of my bi fantasies

  • @biancasomesan1426
    @biancasomesan1426 3 роки тому +7237

    You know Hozier has an ammazing artistic sense when he discovers one of the greatest actresses 2 years before anyone else.

    • @ivetayankovaveleva4681
      @ivetayankovaveleva4681 3 роки тому +56

      What about skrillex-red lips

    • @atunrandom7765
      @atunrandom7765 3 роки тому +50

      idk how this was made but usually there's a casting director, maybe it wasn't all Hozier ¯\(ツ)/¯

    • @DanielThakur
      @DanielThakur 3 роки тому +334

      Have you not seen The Witch...??

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 3 роки тому +490

      She was pretty famous before this, queen's gambit just amplified that fame

    • @violetfolgi
      @violetfolgi 3 роки тому +224

      This was also directed by Anthony Byrne, the director of Peaky Blinders season 5 (& 6, yet to come out too), where Anya first came into the series. I'm guessing the connection was made through there, probably?

  • @elsebas7307
    @elsebas7307 3 роки тому +52

    This MASTERPIECE, deserves WAAAAAAY more than just 24M

  • @amyh8320
    @amyh8320 4 роки тому +1583

    this song: exists
    me: sudden urge to run through a field on a horse with a victorian veil on

    • @jazyjay7742
      @jazyjay7742 4 роки тому +16

      I adore you for this

    • @thetipsyartteacher5665
      @thetipsyartteacher5665 4 роки тому +3

      O damn accurate it hurts hahahahaha

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 4 роки тому +2

      Damn, that is the vibe I get lol

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 4 роки тому +11

      *galloping away from the home of your betrothed, the ancient generational estate being consumed by flames as you ride to freedom*

    • @rissarose781
      @rissarose781 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @jessicalynn4753
    @jessicalynn4753 5 років тому +339

    I liked it before I could even watch it. That's love.

  • @hozieredami
    @hozieredami 5 років тому +66

    His look was on fire throughout, couldn't take my eyes off. Such playful yet dangerous smirks had me. This god is insanely divine, eccentric in all its forms. What can't he do? That's the question.

  • @ryou8820
    @ryou8820 2 роки тому +9

    Do I need to tell how handsome that man is and the cinematography combined with the music is just cherry on top
    I am enthralled

  • @withwilk7473
    @withwilk7473 5 років тому +158

    Vocally, lyrically and conceptually it is clear this guy has cracked it. I wish I could write as complex lyrics and sing half as good haha

  • @rosarioguzman8158
    @rosarioguzman8158 5 років тому +251

    andrew always gets the best actresses to be in his videos he never disappoints huh

  • @arkae09
    @arkae09 4 роки тому +1594

    I don't remember this episode on Queen's Gambit.

  • @pitip4usa
    @pitip4usa 2 місяці тому +4

    still to this day the best music video to ever exist

  • @meaw439
    @meaw439 5 років тому +147

    I'm so happy that Anya is part of this masterpiece
    She's such a great actress

  • @kennethkarlbriones8261
    @kennethkarlbriones8261 4 роки тому +279

    Clicked because i love anya. And also hozier.

  • @rebecasantosgarcia2153
    @rebecasantosgarcia2153 5 років тому +285

    This reminded me so much of Hannibal (TV show) and the story of Persephone and Hades. I just loved it.

  • @kaesongriffin2748
    @kaesongriffin2748 5 років тому +1060

    director: How weird do you want this first date to be?
    hozier: Yes.

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 4 роки тому +22

      director: how hot do you want it?
      hozier: very hot

    • @AiraRia
      @AiraRia 4 роки тому

      King behaviour 💅

  • @Bunnybry
    @Bunnybry 3 роки тому +455

    She became the very thing she was trying to escape.

    • @riley.p.p
      @riley.p.p 3 роки тому +35

      when fighting your monster, take care that lest you become the one you swore to destroy

    • @F-J.
      @F-J. 3 роки тому

      Satanic rituals. Oh and mine was like no 333 🙄 😐

  • @eleiraeel
    @eleiraeel 8 місяців тому +9

    In the beginning he controls her, and she can't get out. And in the end, she destroys him. And it burns them both alive. A gothic, toxic, intoxicating kind of love.

    • @slutfortttt
      @slutfortttt 3 місяці тому

      What does being goth have to do with this? The decorations are goth I guess.

  • @meganjoann9560
    @meganjoann9560 5 років тому +81

    idk why but i find it really attractive when the camera zooms out from hozier slowly as he sings "dreaming offfffffff"

  • @chocolateduck3261
    @chocolateduck3261 3 роки тому +621

    Everybody talking about abuse victims and cycles, I’m going along with the story of the song itself and thinking its about two people knowing they shouldnt be together yet are flirting anyways.
    The atmosphere is disgusting, devil-like, they’re sitting at a dinner table where all good matches of wit take place, and in the beginning the woman our protagonist is only half heartedly trying to light hozier on fire.
    Hozier just plays along with her, looking at her, keeping her in her seat as she plays at trying to leave, but something keeps dragging her back. Either hozier’s men who can be interpreted as an extension of his will, or herself when she sings “thats the kind of love i’ve been dreaming of”.
    The song itself is all about wanting a powerful romance, and as the song goes on our protag gets scared, she starts running for real, only to go back. Then she gets the match.
    People in the comments are saying the match represents ending the relationship? I disagree, I think she’s making him fall in love with her. A woman server gives her a match, also the one who holds her hand in the first part, I think like the male servers that is a representation of the protagonist’s self. When she lights hozier on fire, he’s fallen for her, yet a match lands on her and she realizes she’s fallen for him too, in this twisted romance.

    • @tobybilling7845
      @tobybilling7845 3 роки тому +12

      brilliant.

    • @chienuma658
      @chienuma658 3 роки тому +5

      nice..... makes sense actually

    • @elsebas7307
      @elsebas7307 3 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏

    • @sarahcrisbriele778
      @sarahcrisbriele778 3 роки тому +6

      Omg, yes! I think that when the protagonist tried to touch his face and the woman pretends to help her but actually twists her, is like his self defense of love and in the ending, the same defense giver her the power to let him on fire, that being make him fall for her as well. But in the end one of those guys throws a match in her too, and she realizes shes in love too. I want a continuation of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @AlbinoCrow
      @AlbinoCrow 3 роки тому

      Damn.

  • @shymaasalem1961
    @shymaasalem1961 3 роки тому +1109

    I love how he invites trouble with lyrics like "let there be hotel complains and grievances raised in this kind of love. let there be damage ensed and tabloid news in this kind of love" bc most most songs describe love like a calming force and while I agree, I think trouble is inevitable. and I like the idea of being with someone who will face these troubles, not bc he have to but bc he WANTS to. bc he will delight in facing it bc it means we're together.

    • @Inqq_
      @Inqq_ 3 роки тому +10

      Ahhh the line ' face trouble not bcs he have bcs he WANTS to'

    • @mishi144
      @mishi144 2 роки тому +8

      Blah to idealizing a toxic relationship and convincing yourself it's something it's not.

    • @shymaasalem1961
      @shymaasalem1961 2 роки тому +22

      @@mishi144 I know there's so much glorifying of toxic relationships and the relationship in the video is certainly toxic but the lyrics are different. I don't think it's toxic, just difficult

    • @johannizaryn4471
      @johannizaryn4471 2 роки тому +15

      @@shymaasalem1961 Idk, I'm in a good relationship, I truly love my partner and I believe my partner does too, but it's actually a very peaceful relationship. Peaceful doesn't mean boring. But there's no trouble and it's actually very enjoyable. I hope it lasts for a very long time, because it's cozy, gentle, caring and loving. We're not playing games with each other. It's easy. I would have agreed when I was younger that trouble was an inherent part of a relationship but it's most likely because I was not in a good place myself and my partners were not either and we did hurt each other in some ways so there was trouble. Nowadays the only "trouble" I have is finding ways to make my partner happy and see them smile.

    • @mihawa9432
      @mihawa9432 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah also it's a song we're allowed to have art that isn't the most morally right lol