The Split Second You Think You're A Pervert: Best Bits Of Rhys Nicholson’s Live From The BBC

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  • @padonov
    @padonov 5 років тому +714

    “Just wanted you to know this was random”
    This was awesome 🤣

  • @regularwonderland
    @regularwonderland 6 років тому +1387

    That mugging story was HYSTERICAL 😂🙌🏻

    • @lloydgush
      @lloydgush 6 років тому +34

      He was robbed in canada apparently... In an latter interview he says the guy was arrested later....
      For misgendering a victim.
      lol!

    • @hearmenow909
      @hearmenow909 Рік тому

      Really? You must be easily amused.

  • @dduong2269
    @dduong2269 6 років тому +363

    That mugging story is like something straight out of Discworld

    • @lizzylucyn7133
      @lizzylucyn7133 5 років тому +5

      Buggritmillenium'andnshrimp

    • @QueenMegaera
      @QueenMegaera 5 років тому +20

      I just came here while taking a short break from my Discworld audiobook marathon, and this comment is the first thing I see. Sometimes, the laws of narrative seep through the multiverse into the Globeworld ... ^^

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 5 років тому +123

    " A real estate agent would have described me as vibrant and up-and-coming" -- that bit got me

  • @bubble992
    @bubble992 6 років тому +217

    I saw Rhys Nicholson on the streets of Edinburgh in the rain once. He was far away, but easy to spot with his bright red hair and almost luminescent pale skin.
    Sadly, missed the opportunity to see him perform, very funny guy!

    • @XxDangerDaysxX
      @XxDangerDaysxX 6 років тому +4

      Sam R wow if he's luminescent I'm transparent! 😂 he's tan compared to me 😅

    • @lizzylucyn7133
      @lizzylucyn7133 5 років тому +11

      So
      In SCOTLAND
      Dead pale skin and red hair
      Made him... Stand out??

    • @mariettasasnitch3306
      @mariettasasnitch3306 5 років тому +1

      Dude, that could have been literally anyone from Scotland, shockingly, they have an abundance of pale gingers 😂😂

  • @414rl
    @414rl 6 років тому +468

    A PC mugger I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @IlyaKokoev
      @IlyaKokoev 5 років тому +1

      "Killing folks is easy. Being politically correct is a pain in the ass" ("Achmed The Dead Terrorist" from Jeff Dunham's "Very Special Christmas Special")

  • @spooky_electric
    @spooky_electric 5 років тому +241

    He looks like a flamboyant ginger Adam West.

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja 5 років тому +13

    I'm reminded of a story of a mugging that happened in Germany where the muggers used the formal tense the whole time. "Sir, this is a mugging, so if you would be so kind please give me your wallet & phone."

  • @doodlebug3851
    @doodlebug3851 6 років тому +67

    If I got robbed like that, I wouldn’t even be upset. This dude probably got more money telling this story, than the amount stolen.😂

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 5 років тому +1

      They just wanted a 5-er. Which was also kinda silly.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +4

      One time I was mugged by my friends grandma but she gave my wallet back the next day when I came over to his house
      Turns out she was off her meds

  • @BlinkingCursor
    @BlinkingCursor 5 років тому +103

    He looks like Conan O'Brien if he was a millennial.

  • @brasstail
    @brasstail 5 років тому +88

    It makes me happy his first thought when he thinks he’s into bondage isn’t ‘ew that’s weird and gross’ it’s ‘oh no it’s gonna be expensive’ because honestly that’s a valid reaction (altho depends where you get your stuff for the price range).

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +4

      Gurl it's either like 400 bucks for a bracer or it's like 2 dollars from wish and it breaks and releases uranium into your house and kills your mother
      I'm yet to see inexpensive gear that wont cause you serious bodily harm

    • @brasstail
      @brasstail 5 років тому +1

      Well it’s more the materials. Taking your example, a well-made arm restraint with high quality leather and nickel-free metal will be in the hundreds of dollars. But it’s also something that with good care will last 10 or 20 years and so it’s an investment that pays off. If you compare to wish products, an arm restraint will be like 20 bucks but it’ll be made from PU leather and cheap metal, which will break a lot easier, after a couple of uses, but 20 bucks isn’t a huge deal in the long run and it can be good to try out a piece of equipment before you make an investment in an expensive one to make sure it’s worth investing in terms of both price and if it will actually be used much. Also a lot of things can be substituted, for example instead of having an expensive and good quality leather arm restraint, you could do a rope tie which could work just as well (as long as it’s safe). Rope is fairly inexpensive (the rope on Twisted Monk’s website starts from as little as $2.99 with their cotton rope and they have very good reviews) and can achieve similar effects.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 років тому +1

      @@brasstail oh yeah if you forego actual gear and go for rope and what not it's not nearly as expensive (tho the rope is often marked up a decent amount) I'm just saying proper kink gear is expensive as hell

  • @Cheskaz
    @Cheskaz Рік тому +6

    "Lifeline number embroidered on the towels" did not get nearly enough love

  • @ej4672
    @ej4672 5 років тому +11

    Oh my god, he would make such an amazing Riddler

  • @PoppyCorn144
    @PoppyCorn144 6 років тому +446

    Is it me or are there no lenses in his glasses?

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 6 років тому +53

      I was just wondering too. Maybe these glasses are hyper clean or it's a way of fighting shyness...

    • @Tadoo2002
      @Tadoo2002 6 років тому +21

      1969Kismet nah he's just tryna he a hipster

    • @Steela100
      @Steela100 6 років тому +76

      Yeah they don’t have lenses, from memory he just prefers the way his face looks with glasses on

    • @allygambling5738
      @allygambling5738 6 років тому +26

      My boyfriend's son wears frames, they're a comfort to him (he's got ASD) maybe this is similar? He said he's got an anxiety disorder

    • @shawnwales696
      @shawnwales696 6 років тому +33

      Pretty sure he just has anti glare coating and a (relatively) light prescription. You can tell those are prescription by looking through them at an oblique angle, you can see the distortion of his eye and cheekbone through the lens.

  • @pedrocorrea6870
    @pedrocorrea6870 5 років тому +186

    Sir, as an actual pervert, I'm deeply offended.

  • @galrjkldd
    @galrjkldd 6 років тому +609

    I actually assumed he was from new zealand, because apparently new zealanders sound like gay australians.

    • @MarkyAlo
      @MarkyAlo 5 років тому +45

      im australian and i can confirm new zealanders are gay australians

    • @shariaanderton4327
      @shariaanderton4327 5 років тому +38

      I'm a New Zealander and I can promise you that we are not gay Australians.

    • @soupwithchipschips
      @soupwithchipschips 5 років тому +20

      I am a tasmanian and i can confirm that new zealand is ausstralia

    • @shariaanderton4327
      @shariaanderton4327 5 років тому +3

      @@soupwithchipschips no.

    • @jojolydsieandbean
      @jojolydsieandbean 5 років тому +30

      I'm a New Zealander and can confirm I'm a gay Australian

  • @got2bjosh
    @got2bjosh 3 роки тому +8

    He should guest judge on the UK & US versions of RPDR. He's doing a great job on the Down Under spinoff.

  • @TheAlex7863
    @TheAlex7863 5 років тому +31

    ‘I WAS SPACIOUS’??!!! LmaOooo

  • @niyan9957
    @niyan9957 5 років тому +47

    I like that guy's suit I'd wear that to prom

  • @LizisLOL
    @LizisLOL 5 років тому +10

    "she also definitely did all the murders" I love it

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому +1

      It gives me hope for humanity that people across the world were not fooled by her 'writer on holiday' persona and are fully aware that she killed all those people.

  • @talanim.442
    @talanim.442 6 років тому +29

    Oh my god he’s adorable

  • @TheNeverposts
    @TheNeverposts 6 років тому +17

    I love our PC world. That's how muggings should have been all along... sort of like in Barry Lyndon

  • @TheProxy066
    @TheProxy066 6 років тому +15

    I love him! I love the ending.

  • @lloydgush
    @lloydgush 6 років тому +85

    Was he robbed in canada?

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 5 років тому +6

      Who knows, but...Canadians had Gay Marriage since 2013.

    • @dafneylevac7474
      @dafneylevac7474 5 років тому +7

      @@katiearbuckle9017 since 2005 actually

    • @n0smada
      @n0smada 4 роки тому

      Nah, Australia

  • @meenasabbay4648
    @meenasabbay4648 6 років тому +151

    I LOVE RHYS NICHOLSON

  • @WayneKerrr
    @WayneKerrr 5 років тому +5

    Did I just find my new favorite comedian

  • @TheCashhawk
    @TheCashhawk 5 років тому +7

    This is going to be EXPENSIVE! Hahaha

  • @dougalsii
    @dougalsii 6 років тому +8

    You can find allies under the strangest of circumstances! XD

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 5 років тому +3

    Honestly.... he put it into words. I’ve had an anxiety disorder FOREVER, and I’ve always had snap concerns that just happen over and over (not in a row, just the same concern keeps popping up). Though, his concerns was a LOT less scary than mine.

  • @randomangel123
    @randomangel123 6 років тому

    Fell in love with rhys ever since I first saw him on tv. now I watch his show everytime he comes to my city

  • @stuartchapman5171
    @stuartchapman5171 10 місяців тому +1

    Lol, I had two attempted muggins on me and my wife whilst on holiday in Barcelona, lol, it was hilarious and added to fun and seediness of the ancient story rich area of the Bari-Gothic. I'd been several times before and Ive been since. I still rate the area and Barcelona as a city.

  • @BADcheer
    @BADcheer 5 років тому +5

    Omg, this guy is hysterical!

  • @leemartin2722
    @leemartin2722 5 років тому +37

    I have questioned whether or not I’m a pervert. I’m asexual.

  • @siddharthkrishnan3317
    @siddharthkrishnan3317 6 років тому +5

    I absolutely love that ending

  • @od3910
    @od3910 6 років тому +2

    I've met him. He's so lovely

  • @PaddyK1999
    @PaddyK1999 6 років тому +41

    *Hmmm did I hear somebody say wanted to hear my dad's Google history?*

    • @redactedredacted658
      @redactedredacted658 6 років тому +2

      *_DAD’S GOOGLE HISTORY, ITS BLOODY DAD’S GOOGLE HISTORY!_*

  • @wrightyy
    @wrightyy 3 роки тому +2

    Anyone else here after hearing this dude is a judge on Drag Race Down Under?

  • @wolfheart8604
    @wolfheart8604 5 років тому +2

    Before I remembered it was the BBC (It was on full screen so I forgot) I was like "It's gotta be in Britain, it's too polite"

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 5 років тому +8

    The beginning and middle were a little meh, but the ending was definitely worth it.

  • @diegoenme4067
    @diegoenme4067 5 років тому +11

    The type of mugger that will let you money for the ride

  • @wordscapes5690
    @wordscapes5690 Рік тому

    Talented lad

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale 5 років тому

    He is fabulous.

  • @jasminaalm
    @jasminaalm 6 років тому +2

    Loved this!

  • @keldakellie9164
    @keldakellie9164 6 років тому +4

    Ha ha, love from Australia :)

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Рік тому +2

    No hate crimes in Australia ;)

  • @brucekaraus7330
    @brucekaraus7330 5 років тому

    The prop glasses were great.

  • @dallasjones597
    @dallasjones597 6 років тому +2

    I love him

  • @karlwashere123
    @karlwashere123 5 років тому

    Fantastic.

  • @hewiy33
    @hewiy33 4 роки тому +1

    I called Murder She Wrote " The Angel Of Death show"
    If Jessica Fletcher is coming to your town HAUL ASS OUT OF THERE!

  • @AntTonyLOLKID
    @AntTonyLOLKID 6 років тому +3

    I mugging really like that in Australia?? I do live here, but never got mugged... so... haha... what a very polite mugger...
    "hey, I wanna steal your stuff but I don't wanna hurt your feelings... so... yeah :)"

  • @klausval
    @klausval 5 років тому

    that outfit is fabulous-

  • @Competitive_Antagonist
    @Competitive_Antagonist 6 років тому +24

    With his behaviour it would be more of s surprise if he confessed to having a female fiancée. I can imagine a comedy sketch where a camp guy comes out as straight.

    • @canomia
      @canomia 6 років тому +10

      John Mulaney has done that I think? Or something like that

    • @duckydae
      @duckydae 6 років тому

      Chriscom28 Russell Kane does it pretty often.

    • @eliseg8187
      @eliseg8187 6 років тому

      he did get married to a woman once

  • @kayleen8037
    @kayleen8037 5 років тому

    He’s golden😂😂😂

  • @lloydgush
    @lloydgush 6 років тому +62

    Let's be honest, this guy is more endearing than funny. And it's not the jokes, it's the delivery.
    Feels like he's trying to impress his fiancee's best friend to make his fiancee jealous.

    • @jordansullivan5764
      @jordansullivan5764 6 років тому +31

      I don't think I've ever met someone trying to impress their fiancee's best friend to make their fiancee jealous. That's a pretty specific ask.

    • @geenyx9314
      @geenyx9314 5 років тому

      fiancé*

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 5 років тому +2

      @@jordansullivan5764 Yh right how tf does that even work?

    • @angel-gu8co
      @angel-gu8co 5 років тому +1

      let's be honest, most comedians are more endearing than funny

  • @cloroxbleach5687
    @cloroxbleach5687 5 років тому +3

    "This was random"

  • @daniellepham8280
    @daniellepham8280 5 років тому

    The mustache bit !!! 🤣

  • @marinakyriacou6525
    @marinakyriacou6525 5 років тому

    This cracked me up! XD

  • @ary1285
    @ary1285 5 років тому +2

    Omg that’s a mood random stuff will just turn me on😂

  • @clivebby4877
    @clivebby4877 5 років тому +2

    I've known I was a pervert since I was like 9, I subconsciously knew it then confirmed it at 10.

  • @FreeRangedPuppets
    @FreeRangedPuppets 5 років тому +2

    “Ugh! This is gonna be so expensive!” 😂

  • @j.mariethompson981
    @j.mariethompson981 6 років тому +9

    She builds the sets. True story

  • @whrobert9940
    @whrobert9940 6 років тому +8

    why does the laughter sound like a laugh track?

    • @forshizzlemywizzle
      @forshizzlemywizzle 6 років тому +7

      WHRobert editing. They’re editing together snippets, so when you abruptly cut off a laugh for cohesion, it sounds unnatural. Because it relies so heavily on timing, comedy is really hard to edit.

    • @tpower1912
      @tpower1912 5 років тому

      Because hardly anyone was actually laughing, you can see when it cuts to the crowd

    • @nonyabidness5708
      @nonyabidness5708 5 років тому

      Because he wasn't funny?

  • @sinclap2
    @sinclap2 5 років тому

    3:46 - front row the three people on the right: 'We are not amused.'

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 5 років тому

    No GLASS in the GLASSES

  • @SeaTheLion
    @SeaTheLion 6 років тому +1

    Spit of young Julian Rhind-Tutt

  • @halfbreed1426
    @halfbreed1426 6 років тому +1

    Those glasses don't look like they don't have lenses.

  • @asher3416
    @asher3416 5 років тому

    Alskskekdj this is GOLDDD

  • @darlene8130
    @darlene8130 5 років тому

    Thank God for subs.

  • @shannonhensley2942
    @shannonhensley2942 4 роки тому +1

    When I heard proper mugging I wasn't thinking of that. I pictured the poor guy getting kicked. Instead proper mugged just meant you gave the guy the wallet and he told you he was pro-marriage.

  • @johnathonf1
    @johnathonf1 6 років тому

    Loved It!!

  • @ipo543210
    @ipo543210 5 років тому

    cute glasses frames :) - no glass but the frames are cute

  • @hanssolos3699
    @hanssolos3699 3 роки тому +2

    rhys is funny. But he is even funnier in RPDR.

  • @melissabarrett9750
    @melissabarrett9750 6 років тому +1

    Definitely my favourite male comedian... IN THE WORLD!

  • @LexifromZargon
    @LexifromZargon 5 років тому

    cant see my internet hiatory of i delete it

  • @larapalma3744
    @larapalma3744 5 років тому

    Pretty severely lol

  • @yevrahhipstar3902
    @yevrahhipstar3902 5 років тому

    I clicked on the thumbnail for this 'cause I thought it was Ted Danson...

  • @blubastud
    @blubastud 5 років тому

    Lol, omg, this was funny

  • @jervonbrown6
    @jervonbrown6 5 років тому

    So what's his name so I can follow he is hilarious

  • @hollygrimm108
    @hollygrimm108 5 років тому

    He sounds like Alan Carr.

  • @fionabutler-kg7sv
    @fionabutler-kg7sv 2 місяці тому

    Oooooh no Gimme Gimme

  • @hellenicgyp5966
    @hellenicgyp5966 6 років тому +6

    i think i know what the title means.

  • @idktbh8318
    @idktbh8318 5 років тому +3

    Everyone can see my internet history it goes like this
    Anime
    Top 10 adventure anime
    Cute anime tropes
    Cute animals
    How to sound Scottish
    Are Leo's and aquarius compatible
    The color blue
    Disneybound

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 6 років тому +2

    ...Split second? >~>

  • @reversingglobalwarming9431
    @reversingglobalwarming9431 10 місяців тому

    God said there'll be COVID until online porn is banned

  • @kar3n35
    @kar3n35 5 років тому

    😂😂

  • @larapalma3744
    @larapalma3744 5 років тому

    Jimmy Olsen got gigs

  • @laurakennedy6982
    @laurakennedy6982 4 роки тому

    why do his glasses
    have
    no glass

  • @dmoney3015
    @dmoney3015 Рік тому

    Why do all his stand ups sound like he has the same laugh track after every punch line.

  • @samanthaconnelly4046
    @samanthaconnelly4046 5 років тому +1

    Wait doesn’t joe lycett tell the same joke?

  • @alliblackman5020
    @alliblackman5020 6 років тому

    Same

  • @snl4742
    @snl4742 6 років тому

    I think Victor/Victoria

  • @dangmefinnish
    @dangmefinnish 5 років тому +1

    Intolerance for hope. Will use that.

  • @JeffShepherdphotos
    @JeffShepherdphotos 5 років тому +1

    real glasses or just rims?

    • @gruesomecastle646
      @gruesomecastle646 5 років тому

      I was thinking the same thing. I don’t see the reflection you would normally see if someone was wearing real glasses

  • @herrdirect0ry510
    @herrdirect0ry510 6 років тому +22

    Tbh, I only liked the ending

  • @HarPlayer
    @HarPlayer 5 років тому

    Eh not my cup of tea 🍵 next

  • @Finn-no8kh
    @Finn-no8kh 6 років тому

    What you call Straya

  • @sineadcampbell5147
    @sineadcampbell5147 5 років тому +1

    I wasn't going to watch this as I assumed it was going to be ott PC bullshit, he's actually quite sweet though, I hope he can find his way because he has the potential to be really good.

  • @ilovecheese162
    @ilovecheese162 6 років тому

    Michael Jackson is alive?

  • @scoob1670
    @scoob1670 6 років тому

    Ahahah

  • @Eszbi
    @Eszbi 5 років тому

    i heard the mugging story before from another comedian... i think he stole this one