CORRECTIONS Episode 107: Week of Monday, July 8

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  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like humans only having 20 baby teeth and cocaine being soluble.
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  • @SamanthaDiane
    @SamanthaDiane 26 днів тому +856

    Seth dying over hanging up on Samberg was hilarious.

    • @Bryan_on_fire
      @Bryan_on_fire 26 днів тому +19

      Now it's all worth it 😂😂!

    • @encarnacionvillazana3270
      @encarnacionvillazana3270 26 днів тому +22

      Kangle, Kangle, K......

    • @TVFilmFriends
      @TVFilmFriends 26 днів тому +9

      Seth’s comedy bit… and the Andy comment still wins top comment (for now)… that’s gotta hurt 😅

    • @tamrasmith1744
      @tamrasmith1744 26 днів тому +3

      I almost didn’t notice, because I was also dying.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 26 днів тому +17

      It was a close call. If you say Kangol 3 times, Samuel L. Jackson appears. And you do NOT want to summon him without a good reason.

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie 26 днів тому +138

    Can we all take a moment to celebrate Andy for answering Seth’s calls?
    He’s such a noice guy. ❤

  • @ollieoliver3356
    @ollieoliver3356 26 днів тому +545

    I love Seth most when he's happily unhinged.

    • @lauraanne5175
      @lauraanne5175 26 днів тому +8

      I can say the same for myself

    • @meepmeep42069
      @meepmeep42069 26 днів тому +6

      Same. It keeps me sane, in a way. Thanks, Seth.🐾🐾

    • @Midori_Seabreeze
      @Midori_Seabreeze 26 днів тому +5

      He had some giggles tonight for sure.

    • @Zimani08
      @Zimani08 25 днів тому +8

      When Seth giggles at his own jokes, it reinforces the sincerity of this whole bit. In his heart, he’s a jackal just like us. 🐾

  • @Fake_Cow
    @Fake_Cow 26 днів тому +318

    For anyone curious, there are actually monitors suspended above the audience to display any graphics and clips. The feed on those screens is the same as what is posted to UA-cam and aired on TV. They’re also a great distraction, because I looked down at the desk during the show I went to and it was just Seth counting baby teeth.

    • @purrbugaloo
      @purrbugaloo 26 днів тому +13

      😂

    • @TVFilmFriends
      @TVFilmFriends 26 днів тому +23

      As someone who went the day after the 10th anniversary, I can confirm this to be true and factual (not the part about counting baby teeth 👶 🦷 🦷 )

    • @anthonystrickland7049
      @anthonystrickland7049 25 днів тому +9

      ​@@TVFilmFriendsooh, me too, except I've never attended, but am really good at making stuff up.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 25 днів тому

      Heh.

    • @claddagh1826
      @claddagh1826 23 дні тому +3

      thank you! i have always wondered how the audience is seeing the over the shoulder graphics and was annoyed when seth did not answer the question for real.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 26 днів тому +337

    "A (thorn) in my side." You got ye olde laugh on that from me.

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril 26 днів тому +10

      Ah, that's what that symbol means. Thanks

    • @31emxof
      @31emxof 26 днів тому +7

      on yat...?

    • @zlaynie
      @zlaynie 26 днів тому +2

      Saaame

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 26 днів тому +5

      I almost woke up my husband laughing, mostly because that one surprised me, lol.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 26 днів тому +8

      Surprised he didn’t try to cram a bird in there too…

  • @JamesSmith-rj4yw
    @JamesSmith-rj4yw 26 днів тому +583

    The fact that Seth can continue to drum up novel ways to make hanging up on Andy fucking hilarious is pretty impressive hahaha

    • @Warrior0fDoom
      @Warrior0fDoom 26 днів тому +15

      I laughed it doesn't get old 😂

    • @SamUnreel
      @SamUnreel 26 днів тому +11

      I would love to see him call Andy on a prop rotary phone.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 25 днів тому +11

      Kinda just want to see Andy show up now after one of the calls with a nemesis for Bird Bane.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 25 днів тому

      @@jackl4laughsyes please

    • @sharkulashairstylist5505
      @sharkulashairstylist5505 25 днів тому +2

      I wouldn't pick up Seth's calls if I were Andy

  • @ashlawton4071
    @ashlawton4071 25 днів тому +49

    I started watching Corrections at the 100th episode and the Mac Tonight bit made no sense, so I then had to watch the other 99 episodes. It took me about two weeks on and off. It was definitely worth it though; I love being a part of the cult of jackals.

  • @TheJoannalicious
    @TheJoannalicious 25 днів тому +19

    Corrections is the highlight of my week. I get sad when you are on break.
    I just realized how positive the comment section is. How expectedly delightful.

  • @cicalinarrot
    @cicalinarrot 26 днів тому +170

    "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds,
    we shall fight in a house, we shall fight with a mouse"
    - Seth's Churchill

    • @Massey256
      @Massey256 25 днів тому +12

      "We shall fight them to the windows, to the walls.." - Scolins' Churchill

    • @Zimani08
      @Zimani08 25 днів тому +3

      @@Massey256A++

    • @cicalinarrot
      @cicalinarrot 21 день тому

      @@Massey256 lol

  • @jamesdrummond7684
    @jamesdrummond7684 26 днів тому +95

    "We have what's known in the corporate world as a redundancy."
    LOLOLOL

    • @dannollette5348
      @dannollette5348 25 днів тому +22

      Me (having been out of the loop the last few weeks) "What does he mean? Is Jenny black now?"

    • @jamesdrummond7684
      @jamesdrummond7684 25 днів тому +2

      @@dannollette5348turns out in the least surprising news of the year, amber is also a lesbian. i'm with seth, one of them has to go 😂

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 25 днів тому +51

      ​@@dannollette5348Amber came out on the last day of Pride month

    • @jgrim03
      @jgrim03 23 дні тому +9

      @@gamewiz720thank you, I hadn’t heard🎉

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 23 дні тому +1

      @@jgrim03 Neither did I

  • @MacDouhui
    @MacDouhui 26 днів тому +211

    Can't say how authentic your Aussie accent is, but when you do Rupert Murdoch you capture the absolute disgusting loathsomeness we all attribute to him.

    • @CoroDan
      @CoroDan 25 днів тому

      That's what happens when his wives do him too 😂

    • @davidnewell3232
      @davidnewell3232 25 днів тому +17

      Compliment of the day: "you capture the absolute disgusting loathsomeness"

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie 26 днів тому +22

    “Did I do that right, Jenny?” Is my new “I think I messed up” phrase. 😂

  • @ThatWeirdoJ
    @ThatWeirdoJ 26 днів тому +110

    5:30 I have never heard the crew laugh so loud. I am so excited for the next "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" !

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 26 днів тому +13

      Same! I’m hoping Jenny elaborates on the new WNBA expansion team: Brooklyn Lubricants.

    • @christystainer3741
      @christystainer3741 25 днів тому +35

      Amber came out on the last day of Pride. So. Redundancy.

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 25 днів тому

      @@christystainer3741 It’s a daring choice for Seth to invoke the concept of corporate redundancy at a time when the show is experiencing noticeable cutbacks and layoffs (ie: the longer and more frequent hiatuses and the impending loss of the 8G Band). I’m sure it’s meant purely as a joke in the face of those hardships, but it would be a tragedy if either Jenny (who was the originator of the “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” concept) or Amber (who has already experienced severe cutbacks in the form of The Amber Ruffin Show being put on indefinite hiatus) were to lose even more job security as a result. I wish the bean counters of the world would learn to view redundancies in the workplace the way engineers do in a mechanism, as failsafes that ensure it’s continued optimal functioning and not just a costly liability. Sadly though, that’s not where priorities lie in the corporate mindset nowadays. 😞

    • @petabread33
      @petabread33 25 днів тому +11

      Yay Amber!

    • @laurenhunter-mercado9813
      @laurenhunter-mercado9813 24 дні тому +8

      ​@@christystainer3741oh! Yay 💜 I'm so happy for her 😊

  • @89psm
    @89psm 26 днів тому +25

    I love how there’s no context given to Andy in any of these calls. He just calls him and ask him to do stuff and he just immediately gets into it 🤣

  • @markiliff
    @markiliff 26 днів тому +29

    11:45 The "A þ in my side" visual gag is *outstanding* work

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 25 днів тому +1

      **chef's kiss**

  • @salchipapa5843
    @salchipapa5843 26 днів тому +104

    This was the most I've seen either Seth or the people in the background laugh. A most excellent Corrections.

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 26 днів тому +292

    I love the effort Seth puts into Corrections. You can tell how much he loves the Jackals.

    • @patokev3691
      @patokev3691 26 днів тому +2

      Wtf is a jackal?

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 25 днів тому +6

      Oh, no, he *hates* the Jackals. The effort he puts into Corrections is specifically to spite them.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 25 днів тому

      @@resileaf9501 It's reverse Stockholm Syndrome: during the course of spending so much time and effort to show his hatred for the Jackals, he has bonded with us, his captors.

    • @tjmb
      @tjmb 25 днів тому

      @@patokev3691wtf is wrf?

    • @PatriciaPickel-ni4kz
      @PatriciaPickel-ni4kz 25 днів тому

      Debator- When is his birthday? October?

  • @jeandrzyzgula
    @jeandrzyzgula 26 днів тому +22

    Amber's laughter for the Jokes Seth Can't Tell part gives me life

  • @cbpd89
    @cbpd89 26 днів тому +92

    Celebrity Baby Teeth: Seth's serial killer era.

  • @willowrose2552
    @willowrose2552 26 днів тому +42

    I love how happy he looks when his crew laughs

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 26 днів тому +178

    5:14 I hear Amber busting up in the background lmaooo

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +8

      I miss hearing her laugh

    • @Dragana949
      @Dragana949 26 днів тому

      Before Emmys :)

    • @kuffs46
      @kuffs46 25 днів тому +14

      Omg, I can't wait for the next Jokes Seth Can't Tell!!!

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 25 днів тому +6

      THE PLOT TWIST! ❤❤

    • @carynw2625
      @carynw2625 25 днів тому +13

      Amber's gonna buy a Subaru?? 😂

  • @alexanderhancock525
    @alexanderhancock525 24 дні тому +14

    I love the idea of Seth seeing Amber's post at the end of Pride and immediately texting the Jokes Seth Can't Tell group chat: "NEXT EPISODE IS GOING TO BE BANANAS!"

  • @raviamodernepic
    @raviamodernepic 26 днів тому +290

    No one hits an off-screen "Yes!" like Wally!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +1

      Says HR

    • @DFedak
      @DFedak 25 днів тому

      Not getting paid extra

    • @flamingmonkeyxii
      @flamingmonkeyxii 25 днів тому +3

      That was actually Seth doing an impression of Wally. For his third year at Impressions Camp, they introduced courses on ventriloquism.

    • @petabread33
      @petabread33 25 днів тому +3

      Wally said it so loud you know he really wanted that money....

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 22 дні тому

      Well that lady in the audience from the U.K. who answered John Oliver's question about whether she had ever tried aniseed balls probably ties

  • @MYNAMEISGARY
    @MYNAMEISGARY 26 днів тому +162

    The Australian uncle joke was great. Kudos to the jackal who sent that in.

    • @chapmyers9272
      @chapmyers9272 25 днів тому +2

      No jackals in Australia. Tas tigers and dingos, yeah.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@chapmyers9272 correction: the Tasmanian tiger, or Thylacine, has been extinct since at least 1936. It's thought that there may be an extant population on Papua New Guinea, but in Australia they're sadly considered to be officially extinct. So no, you don't have tas tigers. Tasmanian devils, sure, but not thylacine.

    • @chapmyers9272
      @chapmyers9272 24 дні тому

      @@cleverusername9369Fair enough. Thought the point was ‘bout jackals but whatever. Agrgee that Seth’s terrif.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 24 дні тому

      @@chapmyers9272 however, there's a company called Colossal that is currently attempting to essentially recreate the Thylacine, it's too complicated for me to explain accurately but essentially they're taking DNA from preserved Thylacine remains and attempting to basically clone one via implantation in a numbat, it's closest living relative
      Or something like that, it's above my pay grade to understand. Basically they're Jurassic Parking a Thylacine, which would be awesome, I'd do anything to see one

  • @Kasino80
    @Kasino80 26 днів тому +50

    You can hear Jenny and Amber laughing their asses of in the background over the lesbian joke 😅 so damn funny!!

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie 23 дні тому

      Nope, obviously Jenny is now black (or, African American)

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 26 днів тому +33

    This literally makes my week. I cannot stress enough how much I look forward to Corrections each Friday.

    • @dparks3784
      @dparks3784 23 дні тому +1

      I faithfully check early Friday for corrections. I forgot this week and I am now watching Sunday morning.

  • @nth.aurora
    @nth.aurora 26 днів тому +63

    3 weeks off??? I barely survived the last 2-week hiatus!

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan 26 днів тому +9

      He owes us 5 corrections

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +4

      Olympics

    • @claddagh1826
      @claddagh1826 23 дні тому

      @@LindaC616 but the olympics is only two weeks. i am confused about this.

    • @amywarhaft8297
      @amywarhaft8297 23 дні тому

      Me too!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 23 дні тому

      @@claddagh1826
      They need the week of July 22 to prepare for being off for the next two weeks?

  • @lgolem09l
    @lgolem09l 25 днів тому +22

    I usually only smile at late night humor, but I actually laughed out twice in this episode, and I'm German.

  • @NediSafa
    @NediSafa 26 днів тому +212

    Seth turns fucking with us into an art with this opening of the vault.

    • @JediMobius
      @JediMobius 26 днів тому +12

      One of the best cold opens for any comedy series.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 25 днів тому +2

      The vault was masterful.

    • @fitshamer
      @fitshamer 25 днів тому +9

      The worst part is that he left the vault door open. Like, is it still open now? Who else has access to these teeth?

    • @JediMobius
      @JediMobius 25 днів тому +7

      @@fitshamer no wonder I couldn't sleep last night.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 24 дні тому +4

      @@fitshamer Now it reminds me of that Mar-a-Lago bathroom with all the classified documents left unattended. Do I need to notify the FBI?

  • @matrisgallus6189
    @matrisgallus6189 26 днів тому +91

    CORRECTION: i made that grandpa stroke Australian comment. I wasnt putting down Seth, i was commenting/joking about the "Australians talks out of the side of the mouth". I love your aussie accent Seth!

  • @BensonTrent
    @BensonTrent 26 днів тому +51

    Clearly, Seth was at top form here. He's obviously enjoying this, ya know being a twerp, and I love it.

  • @arinestlebaum8564
    @arinestlebaum8564 25 днів тому +10

    Missed opportunity to call back The Thorn Birds.
    EDIT: After Ep. 108, WOOOOOOOO

  • @The_One_In_Black
    @The_One_In_Black 26 днів тому +51

    The 1964 film was *Mothra Vs Godzilla.* You're thinking of the 1992 film *Godzilla vs Mothra,* which is set in a different continuity.

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 26 днів тому +14

      Not a correction, more of an addendum to your correction: In the US, the 1964 movie was titled ‘Godzilla vs. The Thing’ and the 1992 movie was titled ‘Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth.’

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar 24 дні тому +7

    That was especially good. The "Ya Burnt." And cutting off the 3rd "Kangel" or however its spelled. You know he totally said the 3rd one to a disconnected phone and was like "WTF 😒".

  • @zelma8
    @zelma8 25 днів тому +8

    Omg, when I heard the news, the first thing I thought was WELL THAT CHANGES "JOKES SETH CAN'T TELL!!" I love how excited Seth is for that segment, and buddy, SO AM I!!!! 🤣🤣
    Oh, and I totally heard Amber howling in the background, she must be loving this!!!

  • @ghilemaer
    @ghilemaer 26 днів тому +111

    I was one of the jackals who corrected his Churchill quote on Monday. Finally, I feel so seen! 🎉

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 26 днів тому +15

      we salute you, most excellent jackal!🐾

    • @encarnacionvillazana3270
      @encarnacionvillazana3270 26 днів тому +7

      4 score and seven days ago.....

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 25 днів тому +6

      Trust me all jackals are seen. We get awkward looks all the time in regular life for random chuckles, and slightly mad looks because the grammar or spelling is off on a menu and we can't get over it.
      Still happy for you that Seth gave you a nod though.

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 25 днів тому +4

      Yaaaay! Congrats! 🎉

  • @MYNAMEISGARY
    @MYNAMEISGARY 26 днів тому +54

    Honestlt, that's the Corrections vibe we need. Please keep that it's the best one since 100 for sure. Just lose yourself in the moment and be weird because we love you either way!

  • @michaelwaller342
    @michaelwaller342 26 днів тому +16

    Love Seth calling out After Midnight and shouting out Taylor. Love the show love connections!

  • @ashlei315
    @ashlei315 26 днів тому +92

    THREE WEEK HIATUS?! SETH, NOOOOOOO!!!!! Why are you doing this to us I caaaaann’t 😭🥺😥

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +14

      Well they've worked a whole week already

    • @busylawbee
      @busylawbee 26 днів тому +15

      Blame the stupid Olympics

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 26 днів тому +11

      Let’s bet on what happens during the next hiatus:
      - Melanie dies
      - Hungary and Ukraine decides to unite and become Hungraine
      - Football is cancelled everywhere. The sport ceases to exist.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +2

      @@busylawbee forgot about that

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +6

      @nightsgrow6575 🤣🤣
      I just saw that Mel's stylist costs her (well, costs the campaign fund) $18000/mo! And she's not even making public appearances with him!

  • @cherryblossom9535
    @cherryblossom9535 26 днів тому +17

    Please dont leave me again for 3 weeks, Seth! It's one of the few laughs i get all week. 😢

  • @danismithmn
    @danismithmn 26 днів тому +79

    That was a great laugh break after hanging up on Samberg after just two Kangol's.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 26 днів тому +12

      And you know the third one was the one where he felt he nailed it 😂😂😂

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 25 днів тому

      But what’s a Kangol??

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 25 днів тому +2

      @@EH23831 A baby kangolroo.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 25 днів тому +4

      @@EH23831 Actually, one of those cap/flat hats. I only learned that here. I previously thought it was some kind of tooth growth.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 25 днів тому +1

      ​@@sherinameless1618
      lol

  • @kiki__21
    @kiki__21 26 днів тому +97

    I love the idea of someone who’s never see Corrections watching the first 40 seconds of this episode and wondering wtf is going on

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 26 днів тому +26

      I've seen every episode and I *barely* know what's going on.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 26 днів тому +5

      @@Omni0404😆🐾

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan 26 днів тому +7

      ​@@Omni0404Seth doesn't know what's going on

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 25 днів тому +7

      So lost on celebrity baby teeth, and I've watched all of these like 4 times now. Even got the 2 deleted episodes in a few times before they got deleted. How did we start this?

    • @christopherlundgren1700
      @christopherlundgren1700 25 днів тому +8

      It's a vault full of celebrity baby teeth and at least one pair of celebrity tonsils. Seems self-explanatory.

  • @MYNAMEISGARY
    @MYNAMEISGARY 26 днів тому +65

    Shout out to the jackal I met on a dating app and then bombed the rest of my messages like a corrected topic.

    • @jessicabisceglio1165
      @jessicabisceglio1165 26 днів тому +25

      I dream of meeting a fellow jackal and falling in love. Our wedding invites would be laden with misattributed quotes and spelling errors.

    • @fimbulsummer
      @fimbulsummer 26 днів тому +19

      We need our own dating app

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 25 днів тому

      ​@@jessicabisceglio1165 to quote Maebe from Arrested Development, marry me.

    • @christopherlundgren1700
      @christopherlundgren1700 25 днів тому +22

      @@fimbulsummer JackL

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 25 днів тому +22

      @@fimbulsummer
      "Are you nit-picky and persnickety, but have trouble finding kindred spirits? Do you know obscure facts which you are dying to share with someone special? Are you looking for love with someone who knows when to use "there" instead of "they're"? Then JackL, the dating service for the most correct of Corrections fans, was designed for you!

  • @LiaKozatch
    @LiaKozatch 26 днів тому +45

    LOVED the twist comment! Yup, the next Jokes Seth Can’t Tell will be a doozy. IYKYK. 🎉 🎉 🎉 ❤ ❤ ❤

    • @danielmetcalf
      @danielmetcalf 26 днів тому +12

      I didn't know but I'm fairly sure I can guess from the "there's been a redundancy all along" ❤🎉

    • @MYNAMEISGARY
      @MYNAMEISGARY 26 днів тому +3

      @@danielmetcalf Yeah I posted what I'm sure it is and I'm very happy but it's not my announcement to share

    • @user-yy2bq5el4s
      @user-yy2bq5el4s 26 днів тому +12

      She posted on Instagram a couple of weeks ago! 🥰 Love how much everyone in the studio loved that bit, especially the redundancy comment. Should be an extra fun Jokes Seth Can't Tell!

    • @utsavbmusic
      @utsavbmusic 26 днів тому +6

      Jenny came out as Black?

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 26 днів тому +3

      Yeah it’s a no brainier and tbh something I’d always quietly assumed. But as I started writing out a ‘congratulations’ comment I had the same ‘oh not my announcement to share’ realisation. I’ll just say it’s a nice shiny moment I’m looking forward to. 🎉❤❤

  • @jackintheville
    @jackintheville 26 днів тому +32

    My daughter lost a tooth this week and the first thing I thought was send it to Seth! I am ashamed as a fan and I guess as a parent…

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 26 днів тому +5

      Is she a celebrity yet?

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 26 днів тому +12

      @@MarcKloosIf Seth were to feature it on Corrections she would be. To us, anyway.

    • @user-yy2bq5el4s
      @user-yy2bq5el4s 25 днів тому +7

      Omg if jackals start sending teeth to the PO box... I wonder if that would be the end of it 😅 now I am wondering what it would actually take for him to shut it down and cut us off. Let's hope we never find out!

    • @darkerufo
      @darkerufo 24 дні тому

      Yeah that's just gross and unsanitary. Let's not. of course now some moron is gonna do it.

  • @eyeDavid
    @eyeDavid 26 днів тому +45

    Hinges are off tonight lol

  • @0o0ification
    @0o0ification 26 днів тому +41

    🎸 Every rose has it's þ 😆

    • @darkerufo
      @darkerufo 24 дні тому +2

      Correction: It's a prickle. Find an Old English letter for that!

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 23 дні тому

      @@darkerufo I can't believe you corrected that, but not "it's"! 😅🐾

    • @darkerufo
      @darkerufo 23 дні тому

      @@phelan_pt I'd actually noticed it but one must pick their battles

  • @TC_here
    @TC_here 26 днів тому +13

    The fact that Seth thought each headshot was going to have a new joke shows he does not know his writers.. He's not going to waste jokes on strangers on the internet for free :)

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 23 дні тому +3

    Seth cracking up is so contagious 💙🐾🐾
    Thanks so much for continuing to make Corrections for us, Seth.

  • @arjc5714
    @arjc5714 26 днів тому +92

    Excellent episode. The Jokes Seth Can’t Tell giddy delight was amazing, the phone call was hilarious, and the card at the end was a satisfying call-back. Very good work, missed you while you were away, sad to hear about 3 weeks off for the Olympics.

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 26 днів тому +7

      Seth’s energy tonight was electric! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 25 днів тому +1

      @@jackl4laughs Seth’ll be on hiatus July 22 to August 12, so exactly three weeks.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 25 днів тому +1

      ​@@razzledazzyl Saw the posts before reaching the end, was so lost on why they'd be on break next week.

  • @waxbeard
    @waxbeard 25 днів тому +10

    Gotta love those Jackal Jug Facts!

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 25 днів тому +3

      That little jug history lesson made me really happy. I freakin' love that someone knows that.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 26 днів тому +9

    “A twist”
    Literally the best way he could’ve handled Amber coming out!!!

    • @Goblinkatie
      @Goblinkatie 26 днів тому +2

      Did she?!? That’s awesome, I didn’t know that.
      What does that mean for her marriage to Fred, though? 😂

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 25 днів тому +2

      @@Goblinkatiecorrection: you can be queer and still married to men. So her marriage is fine

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 23 дні тому +1

      @@Goblinkatie I loved how surprised Fred was to learn that they were married.

  • @carmeldebertaut5736
    @carmeldebertaut5736 26 днів тому +44

    Samberg answered from London and he still hung up on him .😂😂😂

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 26 днів тому +17

    You know what "three weeks off for the Olympics" actually means? World is gonna fall apart again. 😢

  • @kylekay37
    @kylekay37 26 днів тому +14

    That Billy Bob Thornton impression was spot tho I'm pretty sure he's never gonna answer your phone call again 😅

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl 26 днів тому +22

    If a celebrity had one of those absorbed twins, or one of those cysts that can grow different types of cells, it's entirely possible they could have 30 or more baby teeth - their own from their mouth, plus the extra ones grown in their body.
    Also, if a celebrity collected baby teeth, all the teeth in their collection could be considered theirs. Based on this line of reasoning, Seth himself, as a celebrity, has several hundred baby teeth.

    • @WesleyFiles
      @WesleyFiles 26 днів тому +6

      Horrifyingly correct.

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 25 днів тому

      "Fetus in fetu." 😬

  • @Sileonex123
    @Sileonex123 26 днів тому +11

    Th3 more unhinged this gets the more I love it more than any show movie or anything across all media

  • @justinbrown2212
    @justinbrown2212 25 днів тому +15

    Watching Seth slip slowly into madness has been the highlight of my week for years.

  • @imnotmike
    @imnotmike 25 днів тому +6

    Hey, they finally used one of my corrections. I'm a Jackal. Hooray!

  • @AlyCatDotGames
    @AlyCatDotGames 26 днів тому +14

    "A thorn in my side" should be the new merch

  • @TheReaper365
    @TheReaper365 26 днів тому +36

    I wish we could have Samberg check-ins every week.

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 26 днів тому +5

      Part of the joke has always been questioning whether Andy will answer or not.

    • @traceyholt8223
      @traceyholt8223 19 днів тому

      IT wouldn't be as funny. Part of the fun is that Andy has no idea he's getting a call or what Seth is going to ask him to do.

  • @johna1427
    @johna1427 26 днів тому +15

    I’m honored my correction was addressed ❤

  • @meatballhead15
    @meatballhead15 26 днів тому +10

    REALLY looking forward to the next "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"! It's going to be extra lit from here on out!

  • @chargenib1966
    @chargenib1966 25 днів тому +6

    I was talking to my grandparents about Late Night and they’ve only seen it on cable. I tried to explain corrections and was going to show them the new episode, then I remembered it opened with the vault of celebrity baby teeth and decided there is no fucking way I could explain it.

  • @citruschaos9402
    @citruschaos9402 26 днів тому +21

    I love how Andy is saved as Andy Samsonite in Seth's phone

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 25 днів тому +2

      Even better is the ringtone Seth has programmed for Andy lol

    • @user-yy2bq5el4s
      @user-yy2bq5el4s 25 днів тому

      ​@@icantollie I just had sexxx 🎶 their love and appreciation for one another is so heartwarming and I love that we get glimpses of it!!

  • @Mr__Waffles
    @Mr__Waffles 26 днів тому +129

    A “jokes Seth can’t tell” twist, you say?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 26 днів тому +103

      Jenny is coming out as black?

    • @bairdstevens7802
      @bairdstevens7802 26 днів тому +25

      I'm thinking it is Amber and some sort of "I found this girl attractive comment" thing.

    • @SF-vj7er
      @SF-vj7er 26 днів тому +95

      @@bairdstevens7802She came out on the last day of Pride

    • @bairdstevens7802
      @bairdstevens7802 26 днів тому +49

      @@SF-vj7er Ah shows how in the dark I am I didn't even know she had come out but good for her I am very happy for her.

    • @wgrandbois
      @wgrandbois 26 днів тому +35

      I feel like this is the first time Corrections has looked forward, not back.

  • @voiceoffcamera89
    @voiceoffcamera89 26 днів тому +12

    The Yorn Birds…

  • @marklypt1792
    @marklypt1792 26 днів тому +19

    Re: someone’s grandfather thought to have had a stroke but instead was Australian: “foreign accent syndrome” is a real condition where people have recovered from strokes with French, Chinese, and yes-Australian accents!

  • @PerpetuallySpinning
    @PerpetuallySpinning 26 днів тому +42

    Seth, will you ever show us what your corrections notes look like? I want to see more behind the scenes of this masterpiece of a series

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 26 днів тому +4

      I got a short glimpse of John Stewart’s notes when he was trying for the second week in a row to rip apart them in indignation but couldn’t because of his weak fingers, or if we are to believe him, the notes are made of Kevlar. I saw a bunch of what looked to be sharpie scribbles a la Drumpf or the EKG of someone who tried the Sudafed that Seth recommended this week. I hope that Seth is keeping those notes because he might be able to sell them on E-Bay one day.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 26 днів тому

      Agreed. More behind the scenes. We demand a 24/7 live feed over your bed. Hush, little Sethy don’t say a word…

    • @fimbulsummer
      @fimbulsummer 26 днів тому

      I’m pretty sure it’s just a list of badly drawn penises.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 25 днів тому +1

      ​@marcopaulo5052
      "I always feel like... somebody's watchin' me..." 🎶🎵🎶

  • @MJR_ATX
    @MJR_ATX 26 днів тому +4

    I just randomly busted out laughing over the celebrity baby teeth. Not from any punchline. Just kinda hit me in the middle of it how unhinged it is and more importantly how committed Seth is to it

  • @YearsinSeason
    @YearsinSeason 26 днів тому +10

    Churchill fanatics?!?! We’re referred to as Hillheads because Churcheads was too confusing! 🤫

  • @opus1632
    @opus1632 25 днів тому +7

    Seth addressed "less" vs "fewer" and it was only my second time commenting in a Corrections thread, so I am one happy jackal. And this was a great episode -- is it a coincidence that it disposed of Celebrity Baby Teeth in the first minute? AND (thanks for the update, commenters), congrats to Amber! So happy for you!

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 23 дні тому +1

      To be fair, like he implied, it's not the first time that's been corrected 😅 But still counts! Well done, our jackal! Still hoping to get a correction of my own addressed!

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD 26 днів тому +4

    It’s 4:45am and I’m watching this and giggling soo hard at the Andy hang up I’m worried I’m going to wake up my entire family!

  • @TheBlade996
    @TheBlade996 24 дні тому +3

    Andy is such a great sport, he and Seth must really be great friends to have such a complicity! 🤣

  • @handlaidtracksand3dprinted922
    @handlaidtracksand3dprinted922 25 днів тому +6

    As an American I can report your British accent was spot on mate!

  • @dancollins6171
    @dancollins6171 26 днів тому +18

    “We have a twist in Jokes Seth Can’t Tell!” 😂 Yeah, you do! Somebody give Amber the keys to her brand new Subaru! Love her even more! ❤

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat 26 днів тому +4

      haha that's what I assumed the twist was!
      (Although to be fair, Amber came out as queer - that could mean any number of things. She may not necessarily be a lesbian, so the overlap may or may not be as big as we assume)

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому

      I wasn't clear on whether that discussion of her divorce had been true or made up

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat 25 днів тому

      @@LindaC616 She is indeed divorced.

  • @Christian-cz9bu
    @Christian-cz9bu 26 днів тому +16

    LL Cool J was always rocking the Kangols.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 26 днів тому +1

      And always licking his lips.

    • @jess_ismore
      @jess_ismore 25 днів тому +1

      Looking forward to Samberg's LL impression next week.

  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 26 днів тому +16

    The black ring is back - I don’t even know why I am obsessed with it- jackals be jackaling!😂😂😂😂

    • @31emxof
      @31emxof 26 днів тому +3

      Guess I'm late on this one...huh?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 26 днів тому +12

      @@31emxof From time to time, Seth can be seen wearing a black band. Is it a biometric device, used to monitor his vital signs so he doesn't overdo it during Corrections? Or is it a token of the Faustian bargain he made for fame, fortune, and one of those EV trucks in exchange for his soul?

    • @AnnAmelie
      @AnnAmelie 25 днів тому +3

      Maybe he's supposed to get it to Mordor and instead he's like- "Little big feet dudes, I'm busy right now, maybe I'll get to it during my hiatus." .

  • @kyusshead
    @kyusshead 25 днів тому +3

    That Ya Burnt was golden!

  • @aportraitofDouglasGreen
    @aportraitofDouglasGreen 26 днів тому +7

    Thanks, We're reading "Celebrity Baby Teeth" in my book club and everyone is psyched for the anti-climatic ending.

    • @TheJoannalicious
      @TheJoannalicious 25 днів тому

      I actually went to look this up. Is it "Baby Teeth" or "Celebrity Baby Teeth".?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 24 дні тому +1

      @@TheJoannalicious It's "The Celebrity Baby Thorn Birds."

  • @lemuntpicard7482
    @lemuntpicard7482 26 днів тому +42

    Anybody else noticed the very clever joke in the celebrity baby teeth's safe containing a bunch of individuals bags for each celebrity and just the little single box with "Authors" written on it?!

    • @kayapapaya
      @kayapapaya 26 днів тому +10

      I think there were labels for different sections of the safe, as behind the Authors sign were bags saying Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, etc.

    • @AshleyVN
      @AshleyVN 26 днів тому +13

      I liked Rihanna & Lorne Michaels in the 'Royalty' box...

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +6

      And another area for "Late Night hosts"

  • @Wintersincla
    @Wintersincla 26 днів тому +30

    “Did I do that right, Jenny???”

  • @jordanbal9432
    @jordanbal9432 25 днів тому +5

    I'd love it if they did a compilation of all the calls made to Andy Samberg.

  • @adintijerina7596
    @adintijerina7596 26 днів тому +10

    The Samsung Galaxy joke killed me

  • @tdawgluxor1060
    @tdawgluxor1060 25 днів тому +3

    I love how Andy Sandburg keeps putting up with it. Love the guy!

  • @TheFatHandsome
    @TheFatHandsome 25 днів тому +4

    I like that there is a bag in the vault that is labeled “Late Night Hosts” just all mixed together hahaha. This is actually my first time ever commenting but I’ve been watching since day one and truthfully, Corrections’ is a favorite of mine and something that helped me a great deal on Fridays mornings. Fridays can be a truly difficult day for me from time to time as I am an alcoholic in active recovery (4+ years) and Fridays can be triggering. That said, this thing you’ve created is funny, at least to me, and also oddly inspiring because it feels genuine. You can really, really see that Seth is doing this for the art and not the money… because the money must be terrible lol but watching him break after calling Andy was priceless.
    Fun side note: While “Corrections” is great for my sobriety… “Day Drinking With” not so much lmfao

  • @clrbrk9108
    @clrbrk9108 23 дні тому +2

    I bet there is Olympic level eye rolling from Seth and Andy’s wives whenever they are all together.

  • @ryanfoley1020
    @ryanfoley1020 24 дні тому +6

    I want Samberg to call during Corrections and interrupt Seth by asking him to do a Pacino impression.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 23 дні тому +1

      Yeees! Someone get Samberg on the phone and tell him this! It must be arranged!

    • @traceyholt8223
      @traceyholt8223 19 днів тому

      PERFECT!

  • @francesbigelow4060
    @francesbigelow4060 25 днів тому +3

    For a split second when you mentioned the "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" twist, I thought "wait, is Seth one of us??" and got excited. Then I remembered Amber's news, and I got even more excited.

  • @geared4war
    @geared4war 26 днів тому +5

    Just imagining the sound of Mothra and Godzilla scissoring has put me off dinner.

  • @rosstapson
    @rosstapson 25 днів тому +2

    I need to say that the lockdown episodes' running gag involving the Thornbirds novels was my favourite thing of all time, until now. Celebrity baby teeth is a win.

    • @rosstapson
      @rosstapson 25 днів тому +1

      Okay, I take it back. The back of the card with "þ in my side" totally is.

  • @SpookyBibi24
    @SpookyBibi24 26 днів тому +3

    There are tough gigs, then there's being Seth's friend.

  • @GiveZeeAChance
    @GiveZeeAChance 25 днів тому +3

    The twist in Jokes Seth Can't Tell 😂
    Is it bad that I thought about that segment immediately when I heard the news?

    • @kathleen109
      @kathleen109 25 днів тому +1

      I'm certain you are not alone.

  • @jackl4laughs
    @jackl4laughs 25 днів тому +5

    I just want to also point out that if you could use that joy right after your redundancy comment, especially drawing circles in the air, your Christophe Waltz impression would finally be differentiated from your Werner Herzog impression in a defining physical and emotional ways. Herzog is just noticing things and talking about them, Waltz is almost giddy and almost so excited he could jump put of his chair in most of his roles.
    I think Seth had been waiting to make that joke for a while, the pure excitement and joy on his face and in the laughter of the crew made the past couple weeks better. Stay awesome guys and gals.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 25 днів тому +1

      @@jackl4laughs kudos, Jack L. honored by your presence, most Distinguished Jackal of the First Order

  • @rca-in-glasgow6781
    @rca-in-glasgow6781 25 днів тому +2

    Seth’s really enjoying drinking that Zamboni!

  • @allisonotto
    @allisonotto 26 днів тому +2

    Been waiting all week for jokes about the redundancy 🤣 "There's been a twist!"

  • @CG-tk6ck
    @CG-tk6ck 26 днів тому +18

    Celebrity baby teeth ends on 8/15??? That’s my 48th birthday…. Way to ruin my birthday 😂

    • @PolyaIvanovna
      @PolyaIvanovna 26 днів тому +3

      It will be my 40th! What a great gift to celebrate the fabulous people born on the 15th 🎉😂

    • @CG-tk6ck
      @CG-tk6ck 25 днів тому

      @@PolyaIvanovna love it! Happy early birthday!

  • @danismithmn
    @danismithmn 26 днів тому +30

    It took me a couple seconds for the Amber joke to hit, but it was great. That was a great little bit by Seth.

    • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
      @Aura-Of-Syrinx 26 днів тому +5

      I was surprised when I read the news, I honestly thought she was already out .-.

    • @rgs8970
      @rgs8970 26 днів тому +4

      Awwwww 🌈❤️

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому

      ​@Aura-Of-Syrinx oh, that's the news...

    • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
      @Aura-Of-Syrinx 26 днів тому +2

      @@LindaC616 amber came out last day of pride and it wasnt really big news so unless you are a fan you could have easily missed it

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому +1

      @Aura-Of-Syrinx thx. I am a fan of hers, I'm just not on IG, FB, Twitter. When she sat down and talked to Seth this year and mentioned divorce, I wasn't sure if it was part of the joke or if she really had gotten divorced

  • @jpblauvelt
    @jpblauvelt 25 днів тому +1

    Andy Samberg has a unique talent of nailing an impression with one word. Perfect Billy Bob Thornton 😂

  • @rjpittman4510
    @rjpittman4510 18 днів тому +1

    I absolutely love the Samberg calls. Not for anything Samberg does, but just how Seth treats him