twitter teaches us how to be fathers (ft. Jordan Adika)
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who are some creators you’d like to see me smoke and go down internet rabbit holes with ??
Uhhhh Luke Kono! Harry James Miller!! Not Even Emily!!! Aaron and Jo!!!! Luigi Mario, brother of Mario Mario, of the Mario Brothers (which Mario Brothers star in the Super Mario Brothers Super Show)
ben shapiro (you know he’s blazing)
@@davidbowman2001 i just know ( he's blazing )
Tara Mooknee?
GunnarTV or Andy king definitely (assuming they smoke lol)
"No woman is going to love you as much as your mother"...jokes on you buddy my mother only loves herself and I ended up with a husband instead of a wife
Based
Character arc
Doesn't that kinda prove the point in that case? There wasn't a woman who would love you more than your mother (hence no woman would love you at all), so you got a husband.
@Cynister I thought they were just gay or something
@@cynister7384 I want to say that sounds like a win but, men... yk
When they say 'don't make poor lifestyle choices they always mean 'don't be born black, queer, or poor''
or a woman, if you can help it (but also don't be trans though, nice try!)
Or disabled
Shhhh you're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud 😱
Don't step outside of the default straight white Christian Republican cookie cutter. Natural hair color, sex negative, body negative, poor mental health, toxic positivity... Idk you get the idea I give up lol
Dont forget drugs. Anyone who does drugs or has done drugs in the past is subhuman in these peoples eyes
jordan looks like a dainty little gentleman holding his mic
shotgun mics are goofy
can confirm jordan is the daintiest of gentlemen
And we love
and we love him for this fr
"people 100 years ago never fasted"
doctors used to literally prescribe amphetamines as diet pills
Also, fasting was originally a religious tradition. It's super old.
They also carried around little boxes of cocaine (snuff) and rich women ate a single slice of lemon for a meal.
For real though, I fucking hate when my wife's grandma says that I'm babysitting my daughter instead of watching her or what she says when my wife has her. It makes me feel like I'm not her father, just some guy watching a kid.
Patriarchy dehumanizes men and women, regardless of what either wants. Men aren’t allowed to humble themselves to the point that they are fathers - they must always be hard workers too busy to care for a child. If they’re not too busy, what kind of man are they???
@@sideways5153 the dehumanized individual is not dissimilar to cattle, except they are raised for labor instead of meat.
ditching porn so i can conquer the uk and ban transphobia
edit: i *love* y’all’s comments
onward we ride to terf island and to victory!
As an aroace trans man I shall help
Bisexual who is probably gender-fluid but doesn’t wanna think about it too much, can I help ?
absolute KING move /lh
I'll tag along I don't have anything better to do
epic, when do we leave? i'll bring the snacks
As a non-binary ex dude I find all the gender based propaganda so funny and I love that it doesnt effect me anymore.
Ok
@@PP-ok2xt First time I ever used the phrase "ex dude" and that shit is funny imma start using it
@@dnbd_3026
That is genuinely a pretty great line. One of my daughter's friends is going through some shit, I'll pass that along to them.
@@christopherhammond5142 All the best for them and for all of us.
@@dnbd_3026
Hell yeah, thanks mate.
Can’t believe you guys are drinking Dr. Pepper zero sugar - Cream Soda Flavor - without me
Very grateful that y’all are roommates now because jordan showing up in person in so many videos on several channels recently does spark joy.
aw congrats on the baby guys! I always knew you two had a secret thing on 🥺🥺
"become unrecognisable" is maybe the most motivational thing ive ever read lmao
I like how they put a photo of flappers as an example of people 100 years ago being healthier than now when they were infamously party girls who were prob subsisting on alcohol and cigarettes which are very healthy as we all know
It is hilarious how conservatives point to images of flappers and say things along the lines of "when women were women" when any contemporary lady would fucking faint at the idea of flappers being respectable and classy. It really does go to show how much things change, and how if we genuinely were to go back, the conservatives would probably be crying after a month. It also goes to show how much conservatives actually know about the history that they so praise.
@@SilverDragonJay literally flappers were the punks and rave kids of their era, they would have way more in common with "blue haired girls with pronouns" than tradwives or whatever it is they think women should be. They would absolutely love blue hair actually 😂
@@SilverDragonJay Oh man, you know conservatives would _ABSOLUTELY_ be the first ones railing against flappers back in the day for being too strong-willed and free. It really is incredible how incapable they are of understanding anything in context. You can talk about how bad you think burning witches was all day, but you're still persecuting women who don't obey the rules _you_ set out for them, you've just slapped a fresh coat of paint on the same old prejudices! Existing really do be exhausting.
@@SilverDragonJay well these type of men mostly view them as being "easy" or sleeping around often, but aslo because pf the time period, probably also view them as easy to manipulate and abuse into not only loyalty but complete worship, so thats probably why they view them as the "ideal woman", they dont want a wife or a partner, they want a slave
well by "healthy" they really just mean skinny don't they lol
I can't get over the idea of a father telling his son that nobody will love him more than his mother. Literally "Hey, nobody is gonna love you more than her. And certainty not me lmao, L son lol bye" ???
The difference between bodies 100 years ago and today is basically this- we used to build the fashionable frame or shapes with undergarments and padding, now we are expected to somehow just have that body. That’s the biggest difference. People were not all “smaller” back then, we have historical garments with 30” plus waists after corset. Many of the small extant garments that people use to show “how much thinner” people were are actually children’s garments.
Conservatives suck at history.
❤ a fashion history fan and seamstress
Also Victorians used extensive photo editing to make waists smaller, and even do fun things like spirit pictures!
100 years ago was 1923... I'm not sure they were wearing corsets but I could be wrong (otherwise yes 100% agree lol)
@@rediz5557 they did still wear corsets, they were just a different shape.
@@rediz5557 yeah they wore girdles, which are more active lifestyle friendly corsets basically just modern waist trainers but with boning in the waist
@@rediz5557 they sure did wear corsets
People 100 years ago: “healthier than the average person today”
Also people 100 years ago: using arsenic in literally EVERYTHING
Well, arsenic was still in pesticide use but use in things like cosmetics had ended a few decades back. They did have things like extremely high radiation dose x-ray scans and asbestos was used absolutely everywhere.
Maybe the arsenic was the key to their health ;)
And lead and cocaine
@@zimbu_ bro I had asbestos in my apartment growing up and I'm a millennial
1800s be like:"madeline! come here its time for your daily asbestos breakfast, asbestos shower and asbestos medicine!"
As a European, I'd like to thank Ethan for his diplomacy. This time of premiere is truly the handshake European and American left needed.
Hell, even Africa
Yes, we exist too
@@stereokuuji shoot, you're right. Then it's more of an East/West divide, lmao
@@madeline6951 Yep
Not too bad for us Aussies too. Most things premiere at utterly ungodly hours for us also.
i love your pfp!
"I wish women had something like this."
Because there are famously no female fitness influences in existence. Not even one.
“Save our sons, first lesson: be nice!” Actually a great lesson 1
how dare this man do this to me, knowing i would have no choice but to stay up
I'm also trying to sleep. No luck
they’re nonbinary but close enough
@@nxbcla Are non-binary people explicitly not men/women?
"People 100 years ago didn't fast or follow health influencers" is such a hilariously misinformed take. The Victorian era and all eras since had a plethora of fad diets, health nuts and borderline cults around health and fitness. Empress Elizabeth of Austria famously had what we'd now call eating disorders, would frequently fast or eat weird diet foods, exercised obsessively and would take "steam baths" in order to stay thin.
Just another instance of these weird "back in the good old days" types drumming up nostalgia for a time that never actually existed.
Also like… cigarettes and early shapewear, but yes absolutely!
I wish Ethan was real
unfortunately, he is only online 😔 o7
@@sketch6253 we must take control of the extremely rich! Then we can make Elon musk turn Ethan into a real person! :)
if you sprinkle in good advice with awful advice it makes the awful advice seem reasonable
Right! Arete, stoicism and inner strength are good values on their own, without all the racist bullshit surrounding them.
@Observer yup that’s exactly what it is! It’s why Andrew tate 🤮 is so successful with the shit. He says something that is right and makes sense only to ruin it by saying the most outrageous BS right after lmao it’s what draws in the insecure men. They see the accurate things he says and then just assume he must be all the way right on everything lol can’t stand that dude lmao
That's almost like basic manipulation
You sprinkle in a little truth in your lies to make people believe you
Since they'll think that everything your saying is truth or at least somewhat believable
Get your life together!
Step 1: sleep more than two times a week!
Step 2: don’t be sad!
Step 3: don’t be black, brown, girl, pronouns, poor, rich, leftist, liberal, democratic, anti fascist, respectful, humane, a constructive member of society, human, happy, or alive
Just follow these simple instructions and your life will go exactly how you want!
@@sideways5153 sweet, finished all three steps, had to join some weird klan, but what the next steps?
Bruh. Theres literally a grapefruit and cigarette diet from probably around the Same time as the photo.
That kind of language is abusive. There are people who will love you for who you are. Hugs if you want them.
And your partner shouldn’t love you like a mother but like an SO lmao 😭
Also....... some people have terrible mothers 😅
Thank you bitmoji man
17:36 I actually like this sentiment because when a woman takes care of her child it's expected. When a man takes care of his child people say, "Oh is dad babysitting today?" as though it's a special occasion that he's taking care of his kid.
"people 100 years ago didn't go on diets"
*John Harvey Kellogg has entered the chat*
the funny thing is how often fasting comes up in traditional religion
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Break the Matrix, don't be toxic, tell Andrew Tate to eat ass and support trans rights!
WOOOOOOO🏳️⚧️ RIGHTS BABYYYY
Hell yeah!
Trans lefts too? 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️
(I’ve only been able to turn right and it’s getting difficult)
so true ❗❗❗❗
"Fathers don't babysit, fathers parent" is like the one thing I agree with x-D cuz people still often will say "oh you're babysitting the kids" to dads because of the expectation that women are the primary childcare giver.
alpha dude bros really will go like "here is how you earn respect" and then literally list off exclusively things that'll make you lose all respect for them as a human being.
all part of the grift. useful advice makes learned individuals, horrible advice makes repeat customers.
rule one to earning respect: dropkick women
YES JORDAN HES SO GREAT LOVE THIS 10/10 COLLAB
"no woman is ever going to love you as much as your mother"
shoutout to all my friends with legit narcissist mums. you're fewer than reddit wants you to believe, but you exist and you're not crazy.
Also, the organization part is a bit weird too
@@eliasmg9144 idk, whatever keeps people from falling into cults is fine by me
Thank you
@@tinycrimester the first thing that came to mind for me was what people try to say about help groups for therapy or lgbt communities. Sure they’re accepting and help you, but they don’t love you, you mom loves you, and that’s why you shouldn’t listen to *those people*.
@@eliaslewis2372 ok, my mind went into a completely different direction. you raise a good point.
So glad Jordan was let out of the harem dungeon he needed some air and some herb 🌿 ❤
I finally became an adult when I learned to stop blaming my father and start blaming women with the help of Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate
6:25 There were health influencers in the 20s, they also did fast as well as buy "diet pills" which contained things like cocaine, opium, tape worm eggs and all kinds of goofy crap.
Love this format! I’d love to see you hang with Jarvis Johnson, ChadChad, or Ray William Johnson (because that would be a strange combo).
Honestly, I’ll watch whomever you have on here. This is fantastic.
RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON IM FUCKING SCREAMING
Ray William Johnson is so random that that’s my choice now
Ray William Johnson? What is this 2009?
we cant forget, people 100 years ago were also mostly all alcoholics and mostly all on cocaine or some type of upper, thats why you see a lot of those skinny women, it was also attractive at the time. good thing it isnt the 1920s anymore yfm
cigarettes too
plus there were less 9-5s that requiered you to be seated the whole time unlike now
Don’t forget the food wasn’t filled to brim with corn syrup or made with excessive sodium.
al valid
@@Me-vn3gz to be fair, most of these women in historical photos weren't working women. Most of them would have been models or wealthy women who didn't have to work but had the money to do things like be on cocaine all the time and pay people to doctor their photos.
You are correct if we're talking about pictures of city streets, which would theoretically have a bunch of working people out and about. While there are a lot of factors to the obesity epidemic, the fact that a lot of jobs are sedentary and don't allow for a lot of free time is one of those factors.
I read as "Photography is evil" and was kinda confused but it sort of made sense, it low-key does overstimulate my senses.
I hope Jordan living by a samurai code is canon.
Y'all are the best. Thank you for this video
Please do more of this format, i love watching you while i smoke after work and it feels like we’re seshing together
Same here man lol. Especially when I start talking back to the screen lmaooo
"being stronger is going to make your life easier"
As someone who works out and that's a big part of their life and an important part of their mental health, working out is for your own self-improvement. Your focus should not be to be more powerful and have life be easier. Your focus should be first and foremost, keep yourself healthy. Work your mind as much as you do your body. And make sure that you aren't being detrimental to others, regardless of what you do. Do no harm but take no shpt
Exactly!
I mean, if you do a lot of heavy lifting then I guess it could make life easier? but for the average person it really won't do much.
you know some of these ,out of context, make excellent points. Like excessive mainstream pornography distorts your view of sex. But the intentions and solutions come from a really backward ideology.
also it completely ignores that in healthy amounts porn is morally neutral. humans have been making porn for almost as long as they've been making art. it's literally a normal part of us to want to view it. but they insist it must be evil because sometimes people have an unhealthy relationship to it.
@@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3You’re talking about art and s*x work. Statistics show that the most searched terms on p0rnhub are “teen” and “barely legal.” Plus, a number of r@pe victims get uploaded to p0rnhub and the site has no verification whatsoever. You’re literally enjoying the suffering of thousands of women because “well, our ancestors did it!” No, they didn’t. They made art and did reputable s*x work where women actually got paid and consented.
@@kidicarus7044 it's almost like... it's a problem with the website, and not the entire concept of porn? what do you think the actors in porn are if not sex workers? how is ethically made porn where everyone is an adult who consented to taking part morally wrong? "pornhub bad" is not the argument you think it is. and art and what I assume you meant by sex workers is like, onlyfans creators, are arbitrary categories. if art is OK, is photography OK? what if it's with multiple people? what if an onlyfans creator has another person making content with them? then is it suddenly evil and bad?
@@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 pr0n is absolutely not morally neutral. The countless trafficking that goes on to produce pR0n is countless and companies like Phub have made millions, even billions, off of the seggsual exploitation of people and even children.
I'm really tired of this narrative that it can be consumed ethically. You do not know how that video was produced and there are countless stories where women, especially, were forced to produce such videos under the force of threats. And because p-hub makes SO much money off of its content it gives very few shits when the victim requests for it to be taken down. Now couple that with things like revenge who post their ex lovers private pictures on such sites.
You have NO idea what you're watching on p-hub or that it could be produced by someone who didn't have a choice to participate.
Now couple that with the endless studies showing that men, especially, end up with a very skewed perception of reality even if they're not actively addicted to that content. The grey matter in their brain becomes smaller, when men watch that sort of video the part in their brain that controls looking at an nonhuman object lights up. Men are less likely to help people who are being SA'd in front of them and even increase the likelihood of them also taking advantage of that person.
I am so endlessly tired of this centrist narrative so many people have been there's so much evidence and stories out there that prove any consumption of this content is incredibly harmful for both the viewer and the participant.
*90% of seggs workers are in that line of work because they don't have a choice, either because they have been forced under threat to produce it or they have no other financial viable options. And like the saying goes, when a person cannot afford bread the correct response is to feed them, not force your member down their throat.*
I'll teach you how to be a father:
1. Do your best.
2. You failed, but you tried hard enough that your kid/s still love you.
Now I'll watch the video.
Dude, my Dad went to jail for possession of CP and I've been estranged from him ever since. Your list is an absolute baseline triumph. I would've settled for "1. Want kids. and 2. Be capable of anything other than rage."
@@coyoteclockworkstudios3140 Sorry to hear your dad wasn't there for you. Please don't confuse my attempt at comedy for disrespect to people with absent or shitty fathers. What I meant to say is that as dads we have to give it our all knowing we are almost invariably going to fail our kids in one way or another. All we can do (those of us who care about our children) is hope we do enough right for our kids to love us as they grow older. My dad once told me and my younger sister he never wanted more than 2 kids... We are number 3 and 4, and it showed he didn't want us. You are right, trying is just a baseline, but I think it's simultaneously the most we can expect of anyone (unless you are Yoda I suppose)
Sick new show, would definitely love more episodes of this
Like, yeah, we shouldn’t dismiss our ancestors completely. I get that to us toad powder is a ridiculous thing to use as medicine, but they were trying the best with what they had and the knowledge available. However, there’s a reason we let go of certain traditions, rituals and societal roles. They are so often so close. The target is right there and they somehow miss it so miserably every single time. 😭
nonsense! we all need to know how to do the protection dance to prevent herds of mammoth from destroying our camp! Do you want camp to be smashed to bits by large, hairy elephants every other week?!
@@SilverDragonJay
You’re so right. Last year I didn’t even do the harvest ritual and there was an invasion of stink bugs.
(Btw this is actually true and in October I had to take 35 stink bugs out of a room I was staying in. It was so much fun.)
I wish I could be a high ass concubine of Ethan’s
With the "70% divorce mention Facebook" could be that in divorce hearing they ask for the other to be required not to follow them on any of their social media it doesn't actually say if Facebook was the reason
"No woman will ever love you more than your mother"
Jokes on you, no woman will ever love me period!
**Cries in a corner**
Getting married is the biggest cause of divorce, just sayin'
From what I hear, it’s that so many men stop having sex with their spouses. So I guess make sex drive goes down with age, whereas middle aged women get second puberty. This is usually the time they get divorced. The woman wants to have sex. The man doesn’t. The woman doesn’t want a sexless marriage and so they break up. I never got married, but my partner stopped trying after 4.5 years. I couldn’t stay in a sexless relationship after almost 2 years of nothing. This is pretty hetero but that’s much of the divorce.
100% of divorced people were married
the editor of this video is very cool and talented
"creating an eviable physique is hard, do it anyway" i literally took weightlifting in high school for a semester and never even got strong enough to bench press the bar. no weights on it, *just the bar*. you can't just "do it anyway".
I mean
You can do other shit before lifting the bar right off the bat.
I couldn't do a single pull-up, so I just did assisted versions where I just pull up from an angle rather than off the ground.
Three ways to work on that if you'd like! I don't know if you're looking for advice or not, but you can always start with dumbbell chest press is so you can have lighter weight, and they also make lighter bars. The standard bar in my weightlifting class was 45, but he also offered 25 lb bars for people that needed to start off lighter
Working out isn't for everyone...i am 37, and have always been "fit"...without working out. Not eating thousand calorie meals, barely any red meat, and an active lifestyle. Barely an active lifestyle, though...I just dont drive and walk everywhere and that alone is enough to keep me in shape. Find a balance...working out has always been mind nunbingly boring to me...why sit in a gym on equipment replicating the physical movements you can achieve naturally in much more entertaining and appealing ways. Mountain biking is my choice...i was run over by a car, have a wrecked leg, but biking is easier than walking and allows me to exert myself more without pain. Find a hobby that includes some.physical acrivity and you wpuld be shocked at how quickly fat is lost and muscle gained.
Man, I get this weird feeling like Ethan should give his editor a raise. She's probably really cool and talented
17:35 re: "Fathers Don't Babysit, Fathers Parent"
Oh my sweet summer child.
The phrase, "are you babysitting today?" when seeing a father with his kids is a well-worn trope.
It implies that the mother is "taking the day off" from being a homemaker and the father is merely babysitting.
"Fathers don't babysit, Fathers parent" is actually pretty based.
Will you be my father/s?
Maybe my papa/s?
Daddy/s if you will?
Male parental figure/s if you MUST?
Insomnia is cool sometimes
Ah insomnia, close...
Sometimes is the key word here...
as a wise man once said "The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living"
"wake up at the same hour every day and wake up before sunrise", so wake up at 2 am?
This 'Jordan Adika' guy is alarmingly attractive. I find it almost a little bit hard to look directly at his face because I start to get embarrassed
This new show should have been called the Smoke Show and you know it
It's not a hatchet it's a drywall hammer. Drywall hammers have a blade on the back of the head. Just found that out when I got into the carpenters union.
”this glass of milk from my wife. THE COWWW” made me laugh so unexpectedly. need more smoke sesh with jordan i’m ngl
Damn Guess I'm staying up till 2:30 a.m.
"Honor your ancestors and keep them close in mind."
Me having German ancestry.... I'm not too happy with my ancestors.....I don't want to keep that hatred and genocide in mind.
Those kinds of accounts really want you to have those ancestors very close.
If porn is evil, I am a super villain
New background looks great keep slaying pee hands
Women didn't fast 100 years ago >:(( they just ate tapeworm pills
I love concubine Jordan...he's the best of the concubines
I wish I had a cutie pie like him with whom to share the boof
The older I get the more all this shit just stresses me out lol these people are insane.
I understand. This is so stressful
its good that no woman will love me like my mother does. im looking for a romantic bond, not a motherly one, with my spouse LMAO
I want more of Jordan's Elden Ring impression
I love that Jordan is making the rounds now that he’s in LA
I’m still on the floor from “electric razors”
I love the clouds on Ethan's laptop
Please make this a series with Jordan 🤣
The worlds supply of fathers are so low we actually all have to share one father his name is Morton and he’s pretty chill
this is the first time i've ever been complimented for living in the woods
i have never been this early you absolutely inspire me to be my pettiest self ethan ❤
watchin from the woods
Love seeing you two collab again 🖤🖤🖤
it's peethan content on the main, I love it
Yessss, it's Ethan and the guy that has my name! 👍
I'm itching my neck waiting for this rn
I absolutely love collabs like these
Great video!! Really made me laugh y'all are such a goofy combo
Been a long time watcher of both parties ~ y'all have great chemistry!
"camera guy you smoking this?" would be a fire producer tag
"no woman is going to love you as much as your mother" stop SAYING shit like this we can't get rid of freud if you keep being absolutely wild on main
Describing treating a woman well in stock market lingo is THE most American thing I’ve ever heard
"No one will ever love you like your mother" -Norma Bates
The blurred out joints are my favorite
I can tell you play a bit of d&d when that ambient tavern background music start playing and I recognize it.
Ahhhh Ethan and Jordan, loving this 💙💙💙
Very good video, Ethan and Jordan. Nice combo, and weed is always a welcome addition. Thanks for the entertainment!
If you don't have a fat belly, what are you even doing with your life
Whoo I feel very saved thanks!
Not only did women in the 1920's obsess over being thin, the 1920's was literally when a "thinning craze" happened. Back then, it was considered fashionable to look thin, flat-chested, and have as little curve in your hips as possible. The picture he is showing are literally of flapper girls, who were obsessed with having that sort of body.
Literally spent less than 2 minutes on Google to find this out.
Bruh where does this man live that he be posting at 2:30 am
Ethan's laugh is everything to me 🥰🥰
The first thing you should do to save your son is turning him into a mommy's boy.