The fact that Nick came up with "Jerry Seinfeld: Unrated" on the fly *in the middle* of doing this has to make it one of the best extended Cum Town bits of all time
@@christdolphin69 I mean to be honest he’s the only reason Cumtown was allowed to continue because if they had another Nick egging him on it would have been blacklisted from the internet and put on SPLCs watch list as a hate program along with Alex Jones Which is really dumb, because what even is the 1st amendment if racist humor isn’t allowed to exist or be proliferated It obviously has a large audience, and not just white people enjoy it. Every race laughs at (mostly true) stereotypes
@@christdolphin69it’s the only way they could keep it going. They needed a guy to try to downplay Nick at all times. If there was a 2nd Nick instead of Stav it would get scrubbed from the mainstream internet search engines and put on SPLC’s hate lists so fast
A lot of these retarded fans hate Stavros now because he quit Cumtown, but like half of the comedy of this but is the back and forth between Stavros and Nick, that’s the bit
It’s funny because half of the audience actually enjoys the pod for great bits like these and the other half just wants Nick to say the n word uninterrupted for 30 minutes followed by another 30 minutes of an audio of Nick cutting off all of Stav’s fat with a cleaver
4ng per ml dawg 1* "A lethal dose" (As in a dose that's known to have killed people but not the LD50, GF had underlying conditions, reasonable doubt?) 2* Also the whole footage where several minutes before he is on the ground he is crying out that he can't breath when he is only being forced into the back of the vehicle and there is no restriction to his air flow whatsoever. Ofcourse when he experiences health issues (perhaps onset by his panic attack) and he really isn't getting enough oxygen to his brain and is claiming to be unable to breath the police did not render aid to him perhaps as fast as they should have (Negligence?) but maybe its a tragic boy who cried wolf situation , or perhaps that is a bad comparison. 3* I don't think he appeared to have very much of his weight on GF's neck upon reviewing multiple angles. My own opinion is it should've been either acquittal or negligent manslaughter (something like that) The guilty on all charges was essentially a lynching to appease the mob I.M.O.
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 TBF, even if GF was on a lethal dose, killing him even 1 sec before the drugs got to him would be an injustice. But yea, I'd have charged him with manslaughter, neglience or whatever and use of excessive force. Would still have gotten him looked away for long enough and would have gotten through way easier....
this is such a good set of clips, but I really appreciate the "Stav convincingly talking about getting in shape" interlude at minute 12. starting to think it was always a bit
@@jizzmonte Actually, you're both right. Frank says it in the Cereal Defense, then in McPoyle v Ponderosa, Mac says he's gonna do a hero cop Mark Fuhrman thing and then sort of transition to a Kato Kaelin. I have autism, and I'm gay.
Did he do antidepressants? That makes a lot of sense. Adam seemed like a halfway decent comic in the first few episodes of the pod and then he just goes downhill, and simply cannot get out of Nick's shadow.
There's enough there to replay/rotate for years. I still put the 2018-19 eps back on for a laugh. Enjoy brother, fuckin amazing podcast that gave me laughs in tough times.
Speak a little Chinese for them Derek
"Shit, you kill a mothafucka on camera, you can at the very least speak a lil' Chinese!"
Shit makes me scream laugh
Shit, you killed a mf on camera
💀💀💀
8:50
Stav desperately tossing obstacles in a futile attempt to stop the freight train that is Nick Mullen's mind
Truly what he bought to the pod
A cumtown fan dating a sista, god help her.
It’s all part of the dynamic. Him pumping the brakes elevated nicks jokes
It's hard being a straight man
A train full of racism and gay sex
The only way to distract Nick from racism is to get him thinking about gay sex
You can still be racist thinking about gay sex. It’s actually quite common in the gay community.
Also I’m gay
I’ve heard this clip so many times and still “may the best man win” makes me cry laughing.
The best man kinda already won. I mean, where’s George Floyd now? Losertown, that’s where
@@justinborland3325 took a trip to bitetown
@@EnteiFledsee you later alligator
@@EnteiFled Is that anywhere near Havre De Grace, where Pepsi is bottled as we all know?
@@justinborland3325
You could argue he's in martyrtown, forever. Meanwhile Chauvinist is getting stabbed in prison.
A George Floyd in his own right
lmaooo hell yea dude
Well cuz he's a *BLEEP*
George Floyds come in every color
COULD A RACIST MAN DO THIS?!
speak a lil chinese for em derek
Sheeet you can kill a man on camera but can't speak Chinese?
@@brimple blow these people’s mentalities
Educate these MF’s, drop some Swahili on them bruthas
don’t be shy now, you killed a motherfucker on camera
Adam feeds this bit more than anyone would like to admit
GO HEAD SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR EM DEREK
Adam low key funny AF 😂
@@drunkenmmamaster419highkey
When he is out of nowhere, just yells. "My client!"
I didn’t know that a bug could feed a bit
“You could at the very least speak a little Chinese!” is one of the funniest fucking things
shiiit you killed a mothafucka on camera 😂
"Motion to sike that from the record"
The fact that Nick came up with "Jerry Seinfeld: Unrated" on the fly *in the middle* of doing this has to make it one of the best extended Cum Town bits of all time
Stav saying “no no no it’s not that” whenever nicks saying something fucked up is so funny
It’s not funny, it’s gay and lame. Stav sucks. Any member of The View could have filled in and would’ve responded in the same way
@@christdolphin69leaves us with blue racist balls but still funny
@@christdolphin69you’re mad that you didn’t get to hear your best friend say your favorite word!
@@christdolphin69 I mean to be honest he’s the only reason Cumtown was allowed to continue because if they had another Nick egging him on it would have been blacklisted from the internet and put on SPLCs watch list as a hate program along with Alex Jones
Which is really dumb, because what even is the 1st amendment if racist humor isn’t allowed to exist or be proliferated
It obviously has a large audience, and not just white people enjoy it. Every race laughs at (mostly true) stereotypes
@@christdolphin69it’s the only way they could keep it going. They needed a guy to try to downplay Nick at all times.
If there was a 2nd Nick instead of Stav it would get scrubbed from the mainstream internet search engines and put on SPLC’s hate lists so fast
“Do that shit we was practicing in the cell” reading off a Chinese menu 😆
“. . . That by being on trial for murder, in a way, Derek Chauvin is…” fucking killed me lololololo
"...a George Floyd in his own right"
“Motion to say sike” “Motion to sike the record”😭
That Glengarry Glen Ross parallel was fucking next level holy shit
Everyone bitching about stav shutting the bit down as if that isn’t half the reason it’s funny lmao
A lot of these retarded fans hate Stavros now because he quit Cumtown, but like half of the comedy of this but is the back and forth between Stavros and Nick, that’s the bit
It’s funny because half of the audience actually enjoys the pod for great bits like these and the other half just wants Nick to say the n word uninterrupted for 30 minutes followed by another 30 minutes of an audio of Nick cutting off all of Stav’s fat with a cleaver
It just gets nicks blood up, some of the best bits came from stav trying to shut him down
@@jenkummankum9211 I’ll never understand those half, it’s not even funny for 30 minutes of that let alone 5.
@@jenkummankum9211 both of those options sound pretty good
The best part is you know Nick doesn't believe in the racist jokes he makes yet Stav is still terrified of the irony.
Absolutely. Nick doesn’t give a fuck, a jokes a jokes a joke and fuck the haters, he still laughs at it
@@mitch4904it’s a bit
stave’s worry of the optics was a staple to the show, I like tafs but Adam’s submissive nature doesn’t work as well without stav as a foil
@@IMugMuggers nah it works because the monologue is exactly what nick wants to say packaged from a pseudo woke point of view.
@@BoxingFanCapoTito I agree that it works in its own way but not in the same way that i listen to cumtown for
One of the best uninterrupted riff sessions of the whole podcast
"Motion to sike that from the record" is proof alone that they need to just give Nick The Simpsons by this point
2:55 The way Nick says "texify" after the bit is done, it takes time for his brain to wind down the racism
Stav not giving Nick an inch every time he tries to riff on it make this a million times funnier. Maybe Stav's greatest performance on the pod.
The best part is impersonating Shelley Levene: You should have seen it! I had him down…I HAD HIM!
All these months later, I'm still on the fence
4ng per ml dawg
1* "A lethal dose" (As in a dose that's known to have killed people but not the LD50, GF had underlying conditions, reasonable doubt?)
2* Also the whole footage where several minutes before he is on the ground he is crying out that he can't breath when he is only being forced into the back of the vehicle and there is no restriction to his air flow whatsoever. Ofcourse when he experiences health issues (perhaps onset by his panic attack) and he really isn't getting enough oxygen to his brain and is claiming to be unable to breath the police did not render aid to him perhaps as fast as they should have (Negligence?) but maybe its a tragic boy who cried wolf situation , or perhaps that is a bad comparison.
3* I don't think he appeared to have very much of his weight on GF's neck upon reviewing multiple angles.
My own opinion is it should've been either acquittal or negligent manslaughter (something like that)
The guilty on all charges was essentially a lynching to appease the mob I.M.O.
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 TBF, even if GF was on a lethal dose, killing him even 1 sec before the drugs got to him would be an injustice.
But yea, I'd have charged him with manslaughter, neglience or whatever and use of excessive force. Would still have gotten him looked away for long enough and would have gotten through way easier....
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 those facts aren't allowed 😤
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 let’s kneel on your neck for nine minutes and test it
I literally don't care that he died. He wasn't murdered.
"Can Google pronounce anything else?"
Was fully expecting an immediate hard R read by Google.
Google uses a soft r my nigga
this is such a good set of clips, but I really appreciate the "Stav convincingly talking about getting in shape" interlude at minute 12. starting to think it was always a bit
Did not expect Nick to have a perfect Richard Pryor impression
This will never ever get old
Like the purple m&m
"- and it was the beep heard around the world" damn, Nick is so smooth with it
4:15 the start of the dazzle dazzle lawyer.
This clip still blows my mentalities.
I thought Nick was a former Baltimore City Cop when I first started listening and I can't figure out why
Because you're racist
I fucking love when nicks going off on something stupid and racist and stav tries to shut er right down lmfao
thats why stav sucks
In the first or second episode of the podcast Nick and Stav openly talk about how they think doing that bit would be funny.
@@MJW238 cumtown expert
Stupid? I have statistics and skull measurements to back up my racism.
Thank God he's gone.
I don't wanna hear your side of the story; DAY ONE we're gonna get him ordained.
Stopping Nick on this occasion will be Stav’s second largest disservice to humanity second only to his size
FACTS
Ain’t gotta worry about that anymore
@@banksdiggy stav died of diabetes?
@@GeebzSteez *fats
@@n1ls53 We wish
One of their finest bits
I know I'm late to the party, but this was the clip that I discovered Cumtown with.
8:41 for the Cochran bit
Just realized that nick confused don king for johnnie cochran 😂
This is probably the best bit ever created.
The m&m analogy was poetry
"Don't be shy" lmfao
reminds me of
"Hero cop Mark Furhman" - Frank Reynolds (it's always sunny in philadelphia)
Wasn’t it Mac who said it lol?
@@nonthreateningmale no it was frank
@@jizzmonte Actually, you're both right. Frank says it in the Cereal Defense, then in McPoyle v Ponderosa, Mac says he's gonna do a hero cop Mark Fuhrman thing and then sort of transition to a Kato Kaelin.
I have autism, and I'm gay.
I respect my best friend nick mullen for being able to take an objective look at both sides on this issue
And this is why stav wears cool shoes
sheet! You killed a MF'ER on Camera! 😂😂😂
Nick was on fire with this one.
Nick was in a mood that day 😂
Oh my god the Jack Lemmon bit
Can someone please re-upload the bit about nick calling dave chappelle the n-word
"With ONE WORD I can put an end to all of this"
Its on the cumtown animated series that one channel does.
@@yourdogisbeautiful5845dope channel, Saul is
Nick sure is well spoken and articulate brotha
this was a real hard line moment for stav
"The R-N Vaccine" LMAOOOO
Hey guys it's Cool Derek here.
Derek Vinyard
I miss when adam was heavily medicated like this
Did he do antidepressants? That makes a lot of sense. Adam seemed like a halfway decent comic in the first few episodes of the pod and then he just goes downhill, and simply cannot get out of Nick's shadow.
‘Chauvin the Machine’
doctor reverend derek chauvin holy shit
Me & all my boys put money on D-Chauv's books regularly
the m&m analogy and stav’s reaction to it is so fucking funny
Gotta be a a top 5 ep
Do you know the number?
playing as gateshead on FM whilst listening to cumtown is an experience ive lived many times before
“Moral of the story is underneath it all were all chocolate”
This didn’t age well
are u gay?
What a compelling argument nick makes
I found cumtown 2 months before it ended. On one hand i have a HUGE back catelog of clips/pods to go back and listen to....
There's enough there to replay/rotate for years. I still put the 2018-19 eps back on for a laugh. Enjoy brother, fuckin amazing podcast that gave me laughs in tough times.
Chauvins lawyer and gay michael douglas GOATED
The goat bit
Nick is the goat man
Nick will never admit it, but this is one of the funniest things EVER
Not allowing Nick to finish the bit was a crime...which pretty much makes Stav...you know... a criminal.
When Nicks bit is kinda confirmed by that Minneapolis documentary lol
Gosh dang that nick guy makes me laugh so freakin much
This guy loves a Gateshead football manager save
Motion to psyche 😂
*syke
@@harryvickers1945 Nah
@kourii yes. That's exactly how it spelled
This is top ten bits from the show, I remember pissing my pants to this the first time I heard it
"Maybe we've ALL gone a little PSY-CHO"
Not a bad Jack lemon impression off the cuff
Speaks a little Chinese for ‘em
I wanted to hear the say his name joke. -Jack
Adam’s laugh is enraging
Like a dying Seagull.
Can someone find the “george floyd twilight zone” clip?
i gotta get a patreon... so I can fart on an oak leaf and get a million dollars
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your left back wasn't included in your FM22 database
Genius
9:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro
Go ahead Derek
“No. That’s certainly not the case whatsoever. Even under your twisted logic.”
Anyone remember which vid has Biden saying Doobigger lmao
5:00 😂😂😂😂
“Motion to sike”
The funniest part is where Stav says "roundly no" instead of "soundly no".
The peak
Shouveine was a BEEP of the courtroom in his own right.
Gucci slippuhs 😂
MY CLIENT
This is easily one of my top 3 favorite bits ever thought of
I wonder how Derek Cho Ving is doing on his ancient Chinese studies
The Derek Shelly Levine makes me cry laugh every fucking time 😂😂
Heck yeah
This podcast used to be so good /:
Who plays a 4312 narrow you gotta do 433 dm big dog we all know it’s the meta