Chael tells the FBI "I am from the mean streets of West Lynn, I do not snitch, I will track these bandits down and crush them with the biggest guns in Oregon".
I just got back from Area 51 with audio evidence of Tito screaming “tap”, video of Nogiera brothers feeding a buss carrot, finale of the deep dish pizza trilogy and where Kevin Lee fits into all this
The organ gangster sounds like some human trafficking twisted shit. My Uncle Chael is the American Gangster from the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. Get it right buddeh(bisping voice)
I tried to resist watching this one, finally gave in, and now I'm super glad I did. Also, wouldn't Chael make a great action movie good guy? Yes. Steely-eyed hero fodder, right there.
I have to say uncle Chael is by far my favorite UA-camR and this story made me laugh so hard!!! thank you very much for the laugh my friend,really needed it
Chael is NEVER.....EVER...boring. Sucks because I was running late and I began listening and I realized this is too good and had to listen to all of it.
Anyone else just love listening to these? I don't care what uncle chael makes sense video about.. I live alone. And I love to just spark a blunt.. And talk to chael.. keep up this good stuff man. I'm sure you are helping to save a lot of lonely people out here. Even if you have nothing to talk about.. Please post a video saying that. Thank you unc
Man, you got the best stories. I think part of that is your lack of shame (in a good way) most people would be too embarrassed to tell that story, even though it's hilarious with the kissy face and everything. Gold man.
This scam is as prevalent as the GOAT assures. I have been on the hook for a “Wall Street venture capitalist” for what was supposed to be a month.. now going on three.. doing free work left and right to get this million dollar chance of a lifetime. Thanks Chael, once again defeating the bad guy
I love how you you can self analyse without bias, Ive done it my whole life but seeing someone else do it now realise how rare it is , Im also a world champ at an extreme sport (Paintball) maybe knowing ur good at something is what allows one to admit ur not good at everything..
No matter how you cut it, Chael S is a very cool dude. He neutered some fraud (ok funny) artists without throwing a punch! And at the same time he provided a very valid public safety message, at his own expense! I have followed you for years and you improve like fine wine. Keep it coming mate.
The fact that it was from England would of been my first red flag. WhatsApp would of been my second red flag. The third would of been Donna being put on the phone 2 days in a row I also would of hung up after the first kiss me baby she said to me
Have you heard of Adel Altamimi..? His story would make for a fucking insane movie.. He was an Iraqi who helped our Marines by driving military vehicles and translating, Al Qaeda ended up figuring out he was helping and kidnapped him and his brothers. His brothers ended up being decapitated and as they walked behind to kill Adel, he heard a huge explosive go off and boots running all around him and someone screaming, " US MARINES " and was saved and brought back to America. He fights in Bellator now, he is a Kyokushin Karate World Champ and has some insane grapple skills.. hes like a Mini GSP. Americans do some dumb shit sometimes, but hearing some giant burly dude scream, " US MARINES." right before your heads about to be cut off would be the best sound in the universe.
Class act by Chael for just laughing at the situation and not making it a big deal. Perhaps is just a prankster and the FBI is going to screw his life smh
One financial scam that's been going on for a while is a "payment" to a mark with a very accurate forgery of a bank certified check or money order or company check, then the mark cashing it, and if it works then the scam operator finds a way to say the check was too large, inadvertently, or an unexpected expense came up which is related to the "project", and a request is then made for part of the funds back in the guise of a legit reason.
Chael's the greatest pound for pound story teller in combat sports. That was a fascinating story.
@Trouser Troll covering his ass 😂😂😂😂
The "hole story" was so good it required 2 parts
Uncle chael still undefeated
Even Hollywood couldn’t beat him
Well....fake Hollywood but yes, still undefeated!
Chael tells the FBI "I am from the mean streets of West Lynn, I do not snitch, I will track these bandits down and crush them with the biggest guns in Oregon".
😂😂😂😂😂 I heard that in my head in chaels voice lol
Linn*
Hahahaha
They probably tried catfishing Chael using the FBI stuff too.
Catfish-ception.
I'm a damn gangster
I love how Chael has enough honesty and integrity to talk about something like this. Every time I listen to him my respect for him grows.
You must not know Chael then lmao this is a made up story 😂 its all entertainment bro just Google Dana Lanley she doesn't exist
How does it show integrity?
@@David98004 he's told this story before. He's very good at remembering lies if this is fake.
@@ChaelSonnenMMA Well then let me ask you a question, did you google Dana Lanley? Huh Dummy!
@el pistolero ...okay now look up Donna Langley (which is what Chael said) and tell me who the dummy is lol!!!
I just got back from Area 51 with audio evidence of Tito screaming “tap”, video of Nogiera brothers feeding a buss carrot, finale of the deep dish pizza trilogy and where Kevin Lee fits into all this
That's great but we still don't know, just how good is Conor McGregor?
That's great but let me offer you this...
Erik Hellum man fuck you man
Erik please tell us where kevin lee fits into all this? We've been dying to know for a couple years now
lol at all these comments on this post. You guys are awesome.
Chael to Hollywood: I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
GreatS95 magnificent comment
Freaking amateurs
Lmao
Bro lmao this just popped me you win this comment section 🏆
lmao, then he goes for the takedown
You mean Hollywood was about to become the next victim of Chael p sonnen
Hollywood tapped out to my Uncle Chael
@@TD1021- 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Chael can make Hollywood tap out anytime...
Hayden Donadio okay great
The real joke is on Hollywood by not giving him a role in a movie .
You messed up. The film is real. It’s working title is:
“The Passion of the Chael”
We know, we know... 🙏🏻😁
Passion yes.
Chael vs the Devil: Make it happen Dana
Discrete passion, four days worth.
first tip off should be clint eastwood doing a 300 million dollar movie.. not his style
Ha, I just made a comment about this, he gets 90 million from the studio, spends 30 and pockets 60.
Chael’s got stories I’ll give him that
has he got stories for days?
Love his stories
You’ll give him whatever he wants!
You will give him nothing, if he wants it he will take it.
Chael “kiss me baby”Sonnen.😂
Blowing the kissy face lol
There's so much passion involved when I see Chael upload. Me, the boys, and Chael, all hanging out. Lot of passion involved
Blowing the kissy face lol
😂😂😂
are carrots involved too?
No discretion apparently 🙄😅
Chael is the only man alive that could tell this story and keep me entertained, and force me to watch until the very end 😁
I wish I could play kissey face over the phone with Chael
This killed me.
You gay af
Why
@@josiffexplosiff1 Conor and Khabib merged together like that looks like Dan Hooker
@@abramporras7877 It was a joke, relax.
Ever since Chael started doing movie reviews Hollywood has been trying to play the Organ Gangster.
Oregon*
Connor L yeah Chael isn’t just the gangster of Oregon, he’s also the organ gangster on the black market.
The organ gangster sounds like some human trafficking twisted shit. My Uncle Chael is the American Gangster from the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. Get it right buddeh(bisping voice)
Lol Hollywood won't defeat him
Organs eh?
The long awaited sequel of the infamous carrot incident
How hungry was the bus???
That happened
Chael's arms are way to big for Hollywood.
Cant believe they fit on camera that 1 day with Ariel
Theres no capable camera invented yet. His camera theres 5 miles away
Yep biggest in Oregan....Lol
I’m here after listening to Stephen Thompson’s brother’s story, crazy stuff.
Brendan Shworb quickly scribbling down cliff notes so he can regurgitate a lesser version of this fantastic story at his next special
Chael again proving why he's the GOAT shouting out The Jerky Boys
Love that he sits indoors all day talking to himself and sticks it up on UA-cam for us to see
He's talking to us, the Sonnenites, bow down to your master.
now I'm imagining Bill Goldberg doing kissy faces
lmaoooooooooooo
This is the most relatable offering from Uncle Chael yet.. he truly is one of the real ones
Your kidneys, Chael, your kidneys were the payoff.
A man from Oregon wont fall into the traps of big league Hollywood
Boom; write the script guys
1 more for the Highlight reel.....
1 more for the Bad Guy!!!
Once of the most fascinating stories ever told by the Great Uncle.
Chael is a man of passion and discretion.
I tried to resist watching this one, finally gave in, and now I'm super glad I did.
Also, wouldn't Chael make a great action movie good guy? Yes. Steely-eyed hero fodder, right there.
Nothing beats "Get In The Hole".
Yh that was fucked up
Steve needs to get back in the hole after disrespecting the bad guy
@@mohamedaboanas6707 there was another one quite recently
Max77 But come on, hearing Chael saying ‘Kiss me Baby’ is definitely one of the highlights for the decade.
Disturbing. If it makes Chael uneasy, you know its bad
I have to say uncle Chael is by far my favorite UA-camR and this story made me laugh so hard!!! thank you very much for the laugh my friend,really needed it
Thanks for sharing this story, man. Great laugh, and a valuable lesson!
I respect that you're willing to put this story out there.
Come on Stallone! Chael for Expendables 4!
So was Dolph Lundgren
Or have a part like Steve Austin had in the Original?
The Passion 2, The Passion of The Sonnen Staring Uncle Chael
THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL!
Love the way you told the FBI that you wouldn't press charges because it was a prank lol. 100% agree. Have an Awesome day Uncle Chael!
or because it's a lot of work. It's why I didn't press charges on my mom's boyfriend for hitting me
Chael is NEVER.....EVER...boring. Sucks because I was running late and I began listening and I realized this is too good and had to listen to all of it.
Anyone else just love listening to these? I don't care what uncle chael makes sense video about.. I live alone. And I love to just spark a blunt.. And talk to chael.. keep up this good stuff man. I'm sure you are helping to save a lot of lonely people out here. Even if you have nothing to talk about.. Please post a video saying that. Thank you unc
just found you show today and am now binge-watching your episodes. And i enjoyed your career in MMA. Keep up all the good work
I love your honesty. Hard to find people who aren’t hypocrites
This has so much wisdom! Thank you Uncle Chael!
Hollywood seems pretty weird. Sort of manipulative and shady.... No thank you to that way of "life."
Man, you got the best stories. I think part of that is your lack of shame (in a good way) most people would be too embarrassed to tell that story, even though it's hilarious with the kissy face and everything. Gold man.
Greatest story from the greatest story teller thus far......
But how does Betty White fit into all this?
How could anyone attempt to scam The Last Real American Gangster????
Blowing the kissy face lol
Thanks for sharing this. Well worth the 20 mins.
Happens all the time you handled it well the sad thing is some people get caught up in the scams and lose everything.
I'm still salty that the Academy snubbed you for your epic performance in Grudge Match. Keep your head up Chael
I recognize the statue on the table. it was used in the 80s comedy Top Secret,... some kind of Intruder.
This scam is as prevalent as the GOAT assures. I have been on the hook for a “Wall Street venture capitalist” for what was supposed to be a month.. now going on three.. doing free work left and right to get this million dollar chance of a lifetime. Thanks Chael, once again defeating the bad guy
"I don't respect actors", I knew I was on to something here
Love his response. I have so little respect for Hollywood or the actors who sell their souls for fame.
Only halfway through. Chael is awesome. Can you imagine trying to out-fox Chael? Gonna finish tomorrow. Storytelling genius.
One law enforcement agency to the other.. FBI to Chael P
FBI should stay in their jurisdiction
Chael, you get scammed a lot man
Lol he's a trusting gangster
Needs to consult Joel on these situations
Love Chaels Honestly and what a story. There is no one better at telling them.
Chael was about to get Weinsteined!!!!
I love how you you can self analyse without bias, Ive done it my whole life but seeing someone else do it now realise how rare it is , Im also a world champ at an extreme sport (Paintball) maybe knowing ur good at something is what allows one to admit ur not good at everything..
I can't tell if you're being serious when you call Paintball an extreme sport?
I always love story time with uncle chael!
so many unanswered questions
Plot twist: it really was Donna and Chael passed up the role of a lifetime
John Lewis is a store in the uk
Yeah I was thinking that's what he meant theres a John Lewis call centre next to where I live lol
John Lewis was a sea shanti wasn’t it?
@@candacecravesblackcockcovi2774 😂😂😂😂
No matter how you cut it, Chael S is a very cool dude. He neutered some fraud (ok funny) artists without throwing a punch! And at the same time he provided a very valid public safety message, at his own expense! I have followed you for years and you improve like fine wine. Keep it coming mate.
One of the best story tellers of all time!
NEVER willingly talk to the FBI or Law Enforcement without contacting an attorney. ------- Chael is a smart man.
17:45 much respect for not taking a prank call that serious Lmao Last of a dying breed
I thought at the end Chael was gonna say it was Bisping the whole time lol
12 minutes in and I'm stuck like glue to this story
Chael, forget the Nate Diaz fish taco story, THIS is your Charlie Murphy Hollywood story! This is outstanding, pls give us more!
Chael you remind me of my dad
Watching your videos makes me happy
The fact that it was from England would of been my first red flag. WhatsApp would of been my second red flag. The third would of been Donna being put on the phone 2 days in a row I also would of hung up after the first kiss me baby she said to me
You would of, you could of. It's all bullshit bro nobody rings you.
Chael story time. More like this man.
Damn it you're a fun storyteller.
For as long as you're talking I'll be listening - thanks Chael
Great storytelling !!!
The most important question was not answered....did Goldberg do the kissy face?
19 minutes of pure gold!
Chael needs to do a movie about MMA. There has never been a good MMA movie.
Have you heard of Adel Altamimi..? His story would make for a fucking insane movie.. He was an Iraqi who helped our Marines by driving military vehicles and translating, Al Qaeda ended up figuring out he was helping and kidnapped him and his brothers. His brothers ended up being decapitated and as they walked behind to kill Adel, he heard a huge explosive go off and boots running all around him and someone screaming, " US MARINES " and was saved and brought back to America. He fights in Bellator now, he is a Kyokushin Karate World Champ and has some insane grapple skills.. hes like a Mini GSP. Americans do some dumb shit sometimes, but hearing some giant burly dude scream, " US MARINES." right before your heads about to be cut off would be the best sound in the universe.
I thought Warrior was good just because it hit pretty close to home. But 100%. American Gangster takes Hollywood
@j q I'll have to check that out it's Nick Nolte and he's usually good.
Check out the show Kingdom. It's not a movie but its by far the best fictionalization of MMA in any medium. Warrior is also excellent though.
Never back down?
Which begs the question... Just how good is Donna Langley?
I cant believe I stayed for all of this but I could not pull myself away. 😁 How does he do it.
king amongst men
I am in the same boat...I can't stop watching each episode...Chael is a master.
I think Hollywood will cease to exist
Thanks Chael, now I know about these things, it helped me!
Omg I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time! Uncle Chael knew what was happening. 😂😂😂😂😂
Class act by Chael for just laughing at the situation and not making it a big deal. Perhaps is just a prankster and the FBI is going to screw his life smh
You know that this is "the End of Times" when somebody tries to scam a Master Prankster. We're doomed, folks, run for the hills...
Respect to chael taking it like a champ though. No need to even talk to the feds over something so harmless.
Best storyteller lol you did it again ol' Chael
Chael "I ain't saying nothing" Sonnen.
Chael you machine😂
Much love from Australia you ledge🙏🏽😘
“They want a John Cena type but not Cena” lol
I would’ve just asked to FaceTime her. Probably would have made the altercation much more direct.
That's a good story chael. Seriously though, deep dish trilogy?????
Chael: UFC 241 pre-fight breakdown: Pettis vs Diaz
also Chael: I GOT CATFISHED!!!
One financial scam that's been going on for a while is a "payment" to a mark with a very accurate forgery of a bank certified check or money order or company check, then the mark cashing it, and if it works then the scam operator finds a way to say the check was too large, inadvertently, or an unexpected expense came up which is related to the "project", and a request is then made for part of the funds back in the guise of a legit reason.
im half way through but freaking chael being the realist dude in the world
Chael, you're hilarious.
2 former world class cage fighters...
"I did the kissy face with her"
"Yeah, me too"
Lol
Chael really is an excellent storyteller.
Chael can spin a great yarn! Ya gotta Love this. I can just hear him blowing kisses to this chic! LMAO 🤣
I clicked like as heard as I heard he didn't respect actors
S P yes!
Great story teller