Chael tells the FBI "I am from the mean streets of West Lynn, I do not snitch, I will track these bandits down and crush them with the biggest guns in Oregon".
I just got back from Area 51 with audio evidence of Tito screaming “tap”, video of Nogiera brothers feeding a buss carrot, finale of the deep dish pizza trilogy and where Kevin Lee fits into all this
Anyone else just love listening to these? I don't care what uncle chael makes sense video about.. I live alone. And I love to just spark a blunt.. And talk to chael.. keep up this good stuff man. I'm sure you are helping to save a lot of lonely people out here. Even if you have nothing to talk about.. Please post a video saying that. Thank you unc
I have to say uncle Chael is by far my favorite UA-camR and this story made me laugh so hard!!! thank you very much for the laugh my friend,really needed it
Man, you got the best stories. I think part of that is your lack of shame (in a good way) most people would be too embarrassed to tell that story, even though it's hilarious with the kissy face and everything. Gold man.
Chael is NEVER.....EVER...boring. Sucks because I was running late and I began listening and I realized this is too good and had to listen to all of it.
I tried to resist watching this one, finally gave in, and now I'm super glad I did. Also, wouldn't Chael make a great action movie good guy? Yes. Steely-eyed hero fodder, right there.
I love how you you can self analyse without bias, Ive done it my whole life but seeing someone else do it now realise how rare it is , Im also a world champ at an extreme sport (Paintball) maybe knowing ur good at something is what allows one to admit ur not good at everything..
This scam is as prevalent as the GOAT assures. I have been on the hook for a “Wall Street venture capitalist” for what was supposed to be a month.. now going on three.. doing free work left and right to get this million dollar chance of a lifetime. Thanks Chael, once again defeating the bad guy
No matter how you cut it, Chael S is a very cool dude. He neutered some fraud (ok funny) artists without throwing a punch! And at the same time he provided a very valid public safety message, at his own expense! I have followed you for years and you improve like fine wine. Keep it coming mate.
Class act by Chael for just laughing at the situation and not making it a big deal. Perhaps is just a prankster and the FBI is going to screw his life smh
Chael's the greatest pound for pound story teller in combat sports. That was a fascinating story.
@Trouser Troll covering his ass 😂😂😂😂
The "hole story" was so good it required 2 parts
Uncle chael still undefeated
Even Hollywood couldn’t beat him
Chael tells the FBI "I am from the mean streets of West Lynn, I do not snitch, I will track these bandits down and crush them with the biggest guns in Oregon".
I just got back from Area 51 with audio evidence of Tito screaming “tap”, video of Nogiera brothers feeding a buss carrot, finale of the deep dish pizza trilogy and where Kevin Lee fits into all this
That's great but we still don't know, just how good is Conor McGregor?
That's great but let me offer you this...
Erik Hellum man fuck you man
Erik please tell us where kevin lee fits into all this? We've been dying to know for a couple years now
lol at all these comments on this post. You guys are awesome.
I love how Chael has enough honesty and integrity to talk about something like this. Every time I listen to him my respect for him grows.
You must not know Chael then lmao this is a made up story 😂 its all entertainment bro just Google Dana Lanley she doesn't exist
How does it show integrity?
@@David98004 he's told this story before. He's very good at remembering lies if this is fake.
@@ChaelSonnenMMA Well then let me ask you a question, did you google Dana Lanley? Huh Dummy!
@el pistolero ...okay now look up Donna Langley (which is what Chael said) and tell me who the dummy is lol!!!
Chael to Hollywood: I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
Chael “kiss me baby”Sonnen.😂
Blowing the kissy face lol
You mean Hollywood was about to become the next victim of Chael p sonnen
Hollywood tapped out to my Uncle Chael
@@TD1021- 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Chael can make Hollywood tap out anytime...
Hayden Donadio okay great
The real joke is on Hollywood by not giving him a role in a movie .
Chael’s got stories I’ll give him that
has he got stories for days?
Love his stories
You’ll give him whatever he wants!
You will give him nothing, if he wants it he will take it.
first tip off should be clint eastwood doing a 300 million dollar movie.. not his style
You messed up. The film is real. It’s working title is:
“The Passion of the Chael”
We know, we know... 🙏🏻😁
Passion yes.
Chael vs the Devil: Make it happen Dana
Discrete passion, four days worth.
There's so much passion involved when I see Chael upload. Me, the boys, and Chael, all hanging out. Lot of passion involved
Blowing the kissy face lol
😂😂😂
are carrots involved too?
No discretion apparently 🙄😅
Chael is the only man alive that could tell this story and keep me entertained, and force me to watch until the very end 😁
The long awaited sequel of the infamous carrot incident
How hungry was the bus???
That happened
I’m here after listening to Stephen Thompson’s brother’s story, crazy stuff.
Ever since Chael started doing movie reviews Hollywood has been trying to play the Organ Gangster.
I wish I could play kissey face over the phone with Chael
This killed me.
You gay af
Why
@@josiffexplosiff1 Conor and Khabib merged together like that looks like Dan Hooker
@@abramporras7877 It was a joke, relax.
Chael's arms are way to big for Hollywood.
Cant believe they fit on camera that 1 day with Ariel
Theres no capable camera invented yet. His camera theres 5 miles away
Yep biggest in Oregan....Lol
Brendan Shworb quickly scribbling down cliff notes so he can regurgitate a lesser version of this fantastic story at his next special
Love that he sits indoors all day talking to himself and sticks it up on UA-cam for us to see
He's talking to us, the Sonnenites, bow down to your master.
Chael again proving why he's the GOAT shouting out The Jerky Boys
now I'm imagining Bill Goldberg doing kissy faces
lmaoooooooooooo
Your kidneys, Chael, your kidneys were the payoff.
1 more for the Highlight reel.....
1 more for the Bad Guy!!!
A man from Oregon wont fall into the traps of big league Hollywood
Boom; write the script guys
This is the most relatable offering from Uncle Chael yet.. he truly is one of the real ones
I respect that you're willing to put this story out there.
Chael is a man of passion and discretion.
Once of the most fascinating stories ever told by the Great Uncle.
Thanks for sharing this story, man. Great laugh, and a valuable lesson!
Come on Stallone! Chael for Expendables 4!
So was Dolph Lundgren
Or have a part like Steve Austin had in the Original?
The Passion 2, The Passion of The Sonnen Staring Uncle Chael
THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL!
I love your honesty. Hard to find people who aren’t hypocrites
Anyone else just love listening to these? I don't care what uncle chael makes sense video about.. I live alone. And I love to just spark a blunt.. And talk to chael.. keep up this good stuff man. I'm sure you are helping to save a lot of lonely people out here. Even if you have nothing to talk about.. Please post a video saying that. Thank you unc
I have to say uncle Chael is by far my favorite UA-camR and this story made me laugh so hard!!! thank you very much for the laugh my friend,really needed it
Nothing beats "Get In The Hole".
Yh that was fucked up
Steve needs to get back in the hole after disrespecting the bad guy
@@mohamedaboanas6707 there was another one quite recently
Max77 But come on, hearing Chael saying ‘Kiss me Baby’ is definitely one of the highlights for the decade.
Disturbing. If it makes Chael uneasy, you know its bad
This has so much wisdom! Thank you Uncle Chael!
Man, you got the best stories. I think part of that is your lack of shame (in a good way) most people would be too embarrassed to tell that story, even though it's hilarious with the kissy face and everything. Gold man.
Chael is NEVER.....EVER...boring. Sucks because I was running late and I began listening and I realized this is too good and had to listen to all of it.
Thanks for sharing this. Well worth the 20 mins.
just found you show today and am now binge-watching your episodes. And i enjoyed your career in MMA. Keep up all the good work
Happens all the time you handled it well the sad thing is some people get caught up in the scams and lose everything.
Love Chaels Honestly and what a story. There is no one better at telling them.
I tried to resist watching this one, finally gave in, and now I'm super glad I did.
Also, wouldn't Chael make a great action movie good guy? Yes. Steely-eyed hero fodder, right there.
Greatest story from the greatest story teller thus far......
But how does Betty White fit into all this?
Only halfway through. Chael is awesome. Can you imagine trying to out-fox Chael? Gonna finish tomorrow. Storytelling genius.
Love the way you told the FBI that you wouldn't press charges because it was a prank lol. 100% agree. Have an Awesome day Uncle Chael!
"I don't respect actors", I knew I was on to something here
Hollywood seems pretty weird. Sort of manipulative and shady.... No thank you to that way of "life."
Chael was about to get Weinsteined!!!!
I always love story time with uncle chael!
I love how you you can self analyse without bias, Ive done it my whole life but seeing someone else do it now realise how rare it is , Im also a world champ at an extreme sport (Paintball) maybe knowing ur good at something is what allows one to admit ur not good at everything..
I can't tell if you're being serious when you call Paintball an extreme sport?
This scam is as prevalent as the GOAT assures. I have been on the hook for a “Wall Street venture capitalist” for what was supposed to be a month.. now going on three.. doing free work left and right to get this million dollar chance of a lifetime. Thanks Chael, once again defeating the bad guy
No matter how you cut it, Chael S is a very cool dude. He neutered some fraud (ok funny) artists without throwing a punch! And at the same time he provided a very valid public safety message, at his own expense! I have followed you for years and you improve like fine wine. Keep it coming mate.
How could anyone attempt to scam The Last Real American Gangster????
Blowing the kissy face lol
Plot twist: it really was Donna and Chael passed up the role of a lifetime
I recognize the statue on the table. it was used in the 80s comedy Top Secret,... some kind of Intruder.
NEVER willingly talk to the FBI or Law Enforcement without contacting an attorney. ------- Chael is a smart man.
One law enforcement agency to the other.. FBI to Chael P
FBI should stay in their jurisdiction
Love his response. I have so little respect for Hollywood or the actors who sell their souls for fame.
I'm still salty that the Academy snubbed you for your epic performance in Grudge Match. Keep your head up Chael
One of the best story tellers of all time!
12 minutes in and I'm stuck like glue to this story
Chael story time. More like this man.
19 minutes of pure gold!
so many unanswered questions
Class act by Chael for just laughing at the situation and not making it a big deal. Perhaps is just a prankster and the FBI is going to screw his life smh
Chael, forget the Nate Diaz fish taco story, THIS is your Charlie Murphy Hollywood story! This is outstanding, pls give us more!
Damn it you're a fun storyteller.
For as long as you're talking I'll be listening - thanks Chael
Great storytelling !!!
Chael you remind me of my dad
Watching your videos makes me happy
Thanks Chael, now I know about these things, it helped me!
im half way through but freaking chael being the realist dude in the world
Best storyteller lol you did it again ol' Chael
I thought at the end Chael was gonna say it was Bisping the whole time lol
Chael really is an excellent storyteller.
Good for you to call out the shmucks
Omg I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time! Uncle Chael knew what was happening. 😂😂😂😂😂
I think Hollywood will cease to exist
John Lewis is a store in the uk
Yeah I was thinking that's what he meant theres a John Lewis call centre next to where I live lol
John Lewis was a sea shanti wasn’t it?
@@candacecravesblackcockcovi2774 😂😂😂😂
Chael you machine😂
Much love from Australia you ledge🙏🏽😘
Can’t wait for the tape to come out!
17:45 much respect for not taking a prank call that serious Lmao Last of a dying breed
Chael, I love you ma. Hearing you on the other side of the trolled is fantastic.
Chael, you're hilarious.
2 former world class cage fighters...
"I did the kissy face with her"
"Yeah, me too"
Lol
Which begs the question... Just how good is Donna Langley?
The most important question was not answered....did Goldberg do the kissy face?
Chael "I ain't saying nothing" Sonnen.
That was the quickest swiffer session yet , thanks chael
Respect to chael taking it like a champ though. No need to even talk to the feds over something so harmless.
Best video on youtube by far.
You know that this is "the End of Times" when somebody tries to scam a Master Prankster. We're doomed, folks, run for the hills...
Love it bro thanks for sharing
Great story teller
Chael can spin a great yarn! Ya gotta Love this. I can just hear him blowing kisses to this chic! LMAO 🤣
“They want a John Cena type but not Cena” lol
My favourite UA-cam video of all time
Chael is the GOAT even at being scammed!
thank you for the story uncle chael