The most specific man in Australia | Troy Bond Stand Up
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If he had corrected him and said step father I would have fucking lost it
Lol underrated comment! 😆
😂😂
Unreal bro that would have KILLED
Bro he would’ve just had to walk off stage handed that man the mic.
The funniest thing I read today 🤣
"Are you enjoying the show?"
"A bit, yeah."
Nah, Yeah!
U are not funny Mark Antony.
Aussies would say “it’s not bad.”
Shane gillis delivery
Tt
"Where are from sir"
"Germany"
"That's like 10 hours plus flight, right?"
"13 hours 45m and 30 sec, if everything goes as planned."
If planes in Germany are as on time as trains so No
Lmao this comment wild
i don't get this but it reminds me of the norm mcdonald germany bit
@@NoraHannigan678 Germany feels like a semi-autistic nation in the sense that everybody is overly specific and hyperanalytical. Source: I'm german. A common compliment people like to give here is that they have nothing to complain about... It's weird coming back whenever you visited a country with warm and welcoming people.
@@Norwolf2097 "... or so the germans would have us believe"
Dude is every comedian’s kryptonite.
It could be worse...
Guys who are actively trying to be funny are even worse
An actual abdool, listening to haram comedy by an infidel? "prophet" Sex Award Winner (SAW) would be rolling over in his grave right now.
@@ratedgpodcast "The pink one."
"We dont talk about the pink one"
@@cronos5957How dare men make jokes
Are you my father sir?
Him:maybe
As i read this he said that
Lmao that's perfect
"I suppose it isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities."
*step-father*
Actually your grandfather
"Are you my father sir?"
"More of a parental guardian."
Dude😂
Underrated comment
I thought more like "Soon to be, yeah"
Paternal Guardian
Saying this in thors voice
"Are you my father, Sir?"
Step Father, actually.
@1694cgrnt "some of us read the top comment."
Stolen
bro thought he was slick
Shameless 😹😹
that's gold!
As an Australian, the man was 100% backing you up. that's just how we talk 😆 😂
Yall correct the smallest shit?
That wasnt him correcting anything. Thats how we agree. "Yeah, 21 hours!" But shortened to "21"@aynain1810
20 hours is a nightmare in the air. So why wouldn't you say 21 to add that it is a fuck if a long way to fly?@@aynain1810
@@aynain1810 You won't understand if you're not an Aussie
Kiwis are the same. Agreeing without looking like you are.
As an Australian, we often add something to a statement as a way of showing agreement.
Well as an American it's just annoying and it gives off the vibe you're insulting our intelligence.
@@craig2196 it's annoying, frustrating and demeaning
I honestly couldn't think of any other way to answer those questions. If he didnt say a small beer everyone this man was speaking to would think we call beer, stubby. So then people would be saying what why do you call beer a stubby, and i'd have to explain that we don't.
And i feel like he was asking how long the flight was, as he said thats like a 20 hour flight? And you have to say, yeah 21. Otherwise if its only a yes or no question the answer is no. And he should say thanks, for answering my question, now i know its 21. And nobody in their right mind is going to boast about themselves and say "yes, i have a great sense of humor!" What an arrogant thing to say. That is something only someone else can have an opinion on about you. People have an inflated view of themselves, but you dont tell everyone else that. Be modest.
@@craig2196 To be fair, we're not really shown that you have much intelligence to insult
@@Skirk84 As an Australian, we say "stubby" like the "stub" of a tree. It's small and stubby in a can. We don't call a half glass off a beer a stubby, only small cans.
So him being specific, was a perfectly natural response to someone saying "so stubby means beer?".
The people above, have very fragile personalities if they think Australians adding details to help summarize thoughts, is insulting their intelligence, how dumb are they?
As an Aussie, I 100% confirm everyone is exactly like this man lmfao
99%
21%
99.7% actually
I wish ppl in U.S. were like this
Annoying?
"Are you my father?"
"Sort of"
Sorta...actually 😅
when he said "pretty much yeah" that is an Australian agreeing with you
“Are you my father sir?”
“Mother, actually”
🤣🤣
"Alright"
Step father would fit better. He doesnt disagree he just corrects with an extra detail
😂🔥
Just a mother that smokes a pack of ciggies a day 💀
"A calf is a cow yeah?"
"A small cow"
"Alright yeah"
Could be a small bull too . . . Yep, I'm a Canadian cousin. We're even more specific!
A calf is a very young cow, but.
A baby cow yeah
An immature cow ^**
Tbf a stubby is a specific bottle that the beer comes in, its not really a slang term for beer
"Are you my father sir?"
"Sometimes, yes"
Does sometimes mean that he’s constantly grtting divorced
maybe@@swordimproved
@@swordimproved I think it means he f**ks dude's mom, sometimes lmao
He proved Australians have great sense of humor. I went to Brisbane and honestly gotta say, I love that damn country
Same
That’s a city
Of course. When a whole continent is full of some of the most dangerous animals in the world, you tend to try to relax when you can
@@brendondavid7349a city in australia
Brisbane is amazing, and the Gold Coast.
Thats great! Alot of people wont get it but he actually kept playing along so the jokes keep rolling. Well done from both sides
Nah I think he’s just genuinely very informative knowing he’s in America and people are unaware of Australian slang lol
@@asscheeks3142 either way it was pretty dang funny.
“A lot of people might not know BUT I DO BECAUSE IM SMARTER THAN MOST OF YOU” fkn cringe analysis
I’m so grateful I had you here to explain it me. Thanks.
I notice Americans and people all around the world like to think they know us Aussie’s well but their none like us
If someone has the balls to sit through a 21 hour flight, he gets the right to correct anyone who says 20 😂
😂
If the flight has wifi, that's an easy 21 hours.
@thesplawn think about your ass cheeks bro
@@thesplawnsitting for 21 hours is insane, my knees would die
@@seveneyes77you can easily walk around
Now hearing Mick Dundee say "that's not a knife, this is a knife." makes more sense.
“Are you my father sir?”
“Prolly”
As an Aussie that's EXACTLY how I would have answered both questions. It's how we roll.
you can say yes or you can say the correct number therefore agreeing AND saying they were close enough, it's fine, i didn't see the issue with his hanswers
@@akaxjenkinsobody does, it's the comedian's problem with trying to make content out of it lol
Yeah cause a stubby is not a long a long neck but both are still beers so I 100% agree 👍
@@DILLIGAS-GAMING Haven't seen a tallie in a bottle-o in ages
@@CynicalMournings Been years now you mention it ... last one I had was a decade ago and it had a decomposed blow fly in the top of i t🤢🤣
"Are you my father?"
"Actually, step-father, son."
I was literally thinking of saying this
*Actually* 🤣
*step-son
Nailed this
Actually step-son
The Australian dudes responses made me laugh my ass off
It truly amazes me how quick witted this guy is. He's hilarious.
Even the fact that he said “Sydney” instead of Australia was unnecessarily specific 😂
As an Australian we tend to assume that the people we are talking to aren't dumb so we often anticipate where a conversation might be going and try to cover the next potential question in our answers so that the conversation can get to banter sooner, cos small talk is boring.
@@cacaulaymulkin7724 Or in small talk so we don't have to unnecessarily use words and get to the point quicker.
@@cacaulaymulkin7724 damn I feel that lmao 🤣 maybe I'm unknowingly Australian. I hate small talk and can't be bother with it for too long
Nah, people from the USA do it all the time
@@cacaulaymulkin7724yeah i think people who are comfortable with where they're exactly from won't have issues with that. Unless I'm being asked by a creep then I will give an entire region even instead of a country 🤣
Logic if he was a comedian 😭😭😭
that's what i been sayinnn
Dead ass been saying that too 😂
Yes!!
If the riddler from Gotham was a comedian😭😭😭😭
Logic x Pete Davidson hybrid
To be fair, Troy started the whole pedantry thing with "Sydney, Australia, yeah?"
The fact that I’m listening to this with no sound and still wheezing, this dude found the right job😭
“Are you my father, sir?”
“Pretty much, yeah”
"Yeah, nah"
That's how paternity court will be held after this joke are
I'm your 1000th like
💀
step father
That “alright” was the best part
Wait where I watched it twice I didn’t hear it
@@Bella-wp7wz In the beginning...
I rewatched just that part about 100 times hahaha
@@seanA416 bro same. Too funny
The "alright" moment was very Seinfeld and I loved every second of it
Bro should’ve pulled out the:
“Yeah nah”
“Nah yeah”
Are you my father sir ?
He : ask your mother 😂
Yeah nah this was a genuine response from an Aussie. That’s pretty much how we are, he represented us fairly accurately lol
pretty much, yeah
Yeah, nah
That's what he is talking about 🤣🤣
Ah look, wasn’t bad
Thats why to this day i han count on one hand how many Australians i tolerate
“A small beer” got him for sure😂
He is the most specific man in the world
I’m an Aussie. Details are important. If he’d have got off the plane at 20 hours he’d have been about 900km away, 38,000ft in the air. That last hour is fairly important.
Crikey!!! 8,000 - thanks folks, some good laughs in the comments as well.
This is what he's talking abt
But the correction ruins the story or the joke and in the end doesn’t matter
@@brycetwyning4436 it does matter when traveling countries how exact to be.
@@brycetwyning4436 if you're whole joke is based on the fact that the person your talking to isn't immediately going yes or no then you're not very good at on the spot thinking
In terms of time especially, for Americans we really like to estimate or round up or down. 21 hours flying is basically 20 hours flying. Not factually of course, but it's basically the same feel or "ballpark". That's why this interaction just isn't working. Any American would be weirded out by this back and fourth. Lol We prefer generalization over details.
That “alright” got me weak 😂
Did it send you, are you wheezing?
😂😂😂
@@apapz3245 ?? y u so mad for lmao 💀💀💀
@@KrankyKranky1 who’s mad my guy
Yo fr 🤣🤣🤣
I really like this guy, the way he maintains his energy, not too high, not too low, gives audience a chance to have their time if they come up with something witty, after watching a so called comedian, who whatever he says has ulterior motive of hitting on their girls, my respect for this man increased a lot. I know he has been mean to a few audience members but it was still like - i will stop if you maintain your decorum kind of energy.
This guy is good. I'm becoming a fan of his work. Hope he gets a Netflix special
It's hilarious because he wasn't hurting the joke he was agreeing, it's just the way we talk
Like how we say yea nah. Lol. My American friends don't get it when i say that
@@philipsmi-lenguyen8155 we say yeah in the uk aswell well i do at least😂
All I heard was the Aussie agreeing with the guy and adding some extra detail, but I guess this is one of those UK/Aus vs USA English things.
Every single one of us dreads going to a comedy show if it's not in AUS because, well this
@@philipsmi-lenguyen8155literally everyone does that
No Australian is going to say “Yes!” when asked if we all have awesome humour. We are naturally suspicious of anything that sounds complimentary and are already anticipating a piss-take. 😂
fr 😭
Yeah Americans tend to be more gung-ho with the assertive "yes" while in England Australia Scotland Ireland etc etc it becomes way way less cut and dry of an ideological way to behave. It's funny and i relate to that much more than i do with my other follow Americans
I ❤that you said that
I love y’all bro I wanna come to Australia and fw y’all 🥺
We'd love to have ya come down any time poopyfartboi3458, any time
Troy Bond. He looks like he came straight out of early 90's standup. But he slays like he's lightyears ahead of his time
He is not even high school funny
I’ve never seen a stand up comedian more natural with a crowd
“That made no difference on the joke”
“Mad a little difference” woulda been perfect for that
As a kiwi this is just how australians and us answer questions, we’re adding to the conversation more than just saying ‘yes’ and also making sure you dont get the wrong idea.
Its a more active way of having a simple conversation
Especially ‘cause we’re always adding the info with a “Yeah” 🤣 “A small beer, yeah” vs. “A small beer” ‘cause we’re not just trying to correct you, we’re wanting to acknowledge what you’ve said & add to it as well
Is this a NZ and aus thing I thought this was just how people have conversations??
Yer same in UK
everybody does that, the issue is that this isn't a conversation lmfao it's crowdplay at a standup show
@@zubetpit's all the same to us lol, we're not going to change the way we converse for a comedian
As an American, I can appreciate when someone corrects me on their culture or slang terms. It helps me to better understand and communicate with people from various parts of the world. The Australian guy seems cool. 😅
We don't do it to be condescending, we do it to be informative. This bloke was even trying to be nice about it, agreeing whilst pushing the information in the right direction. The comedian seems a little sensitive 😂 Hopefully it was all for the banter. 🤙
When you in a long flight, trust me, that one hour makes a huge difference 😅
Hes a genius. He knows exactly how the crowd will answer. His baiting is priceless
its actually just fake
Well he is batman
@@ripdito Love when people say things that need proof... without any proof.
@@razztastic are you 12 years old?
@@ripdito Are YOU 10? FFS, kid, don't say stupid shit. We're all tired of it.
The riffing here was great. The Aussie got it immediately and played along.
I love how he’s just baffled
This is such an Aussie way of talking 😂
We definitely don't give answers
Yeah nah
Yeah, I guess
Yes. It's literally Australian.
We don’t give answers.. we tell people what it’s not, and they have to figure the rest out themselves..
eg:
Q:“how ya doing?”
A:“Not bad”
Q:”Where are you going?”
A: “Not far”
Q:”How much was that?”
A:”Not cheap”
Q:”How’s the missus?”
A: “Not happy”
The guy was actually making your jokes funnier
That is the point of crowd work
Yeah, the guy understood the assignment
That's the joke mate, crowd control
@@WhyDoINeedOneOfThese he probably has ready jokes for people around the word, and he plays with the crowd to get something out of It
@@bradkellen1876 no he didn't make any valid jokes, quote 1 joke
Come to Australia you can say anything at your show 😂
Man is autocorrect.
As an Australian, even though he was going along with the comedian, the unironic part is this is how we communicate with each other over here. We say certain words to give people more of an idea of what we've been up to etc, and without being too specific or vague we use some words that sound so unimportant to anyone else unless you're used to how we talk over here 😂
Could you elaborate. I was under the impression the comedian was busting his balls a bit, not that they were playing off each other.
@@dairyqueue The comedian is trying to bust his balls, but the dude in the crowd is speaking how he normally would and isn't doing anything for show - but Australians are all well aware of how weird we sound to people from other countries
@@THICCTHICCTHICC as a community member of the comment section I'd like to thank you for letting us know.
I agree, I’ve worked with a brilliant lawyer from Australia for 3+ years and he was the same way. Unfortunately he transferred to a different department in the bank this month.
Absolutely agree lmao 🤣
Okay but a stubby doesn't just refer to any beer, it's the specific size of the bottle 🤣
And a pair of short shorts, and a toe you just stubbed. lol
@@digitaldame2672 and a rather small male appendage...
A small bottle, yeah.
He obv isnt aware of that due to him being AMERICAN tf??? The fact he knows some slang is good enough LMAO
@@adamnngill5963 ...I'm not saying he should have known it? I'm saying that the reason the audience member is specifying is because it's not actually accurate to say that stubby is the word for beer... calm all the way down love
I want this guy to blow up. He is funny as he'll.
That last bit, "Are you my father sir" great.
'' Are you my father sir? '' got me😂
The sir understood the assignment and had great banter 😂
bro was genuinely answering the questions 💀
No banter, just Australian
beta comedian acts like a child
This comedian sucks hes just loud
every Australian is like this
Mostly just people from Sydney
i can attest that this is true
@@somerandoinoceania Bloody oath.
@@RandomGuyComments nah im from wa and we're like this
Nah i just would have said yeh to his questions
The “Alright” Was Golden. 😂😂
That was beautiful crowd work hahaha
"Are you my father sir?"
"Yeah, think so"
Could've I choose not to be?
"Are you my father, sir?!"
Cidknee guy: "Step-father."
It’s spelt Sydney have a good day
@@dashelmarmion5961 you sure its not sidknee?
I’m sure it’s sydknee, the other way is silly…
@@Joel-Rubearsdad must be sednay
It's actually Psydhney
-Are you my father sir?
-No your dad, son
As an Aussie I think he was genuinely answering the questions
😂 yeah like he wasn’t getting it but still it made for a fun time
He was it's just funny.
Its not this deep aussie lol it's a comedy show relax kid
@@darkforestLied name checks out
@@darkforestLiedapparently is a cultural shibolleth (spelled that wrong)
Correction with agreement = agreement
This kid is gonna blow up on the circuit next year. The guy is a killer on stage.
As an Aussie that’s just how you show you’re invested in a convo! And it adds more value too, it’s a great way of keeping an interaction going :D
Fr tho, prefer that over yes and no answers that just seem kinda dry
This is how normal people talk in general. Idk what joke he was reaching for, but it didn't really pan out in this one. 😂
@@Rumpl4Skyn Nah at least where I am in the US if someone constantly corrected minor details it would be annoying to most. I personally don't care but a lot of people don't care for the corrections if they're that minor.
@@razier5299 Maybe we are just more patient than most people.
A stubby is a small bottle of beer, a long neck is a big bottle of beer.
its weird cuz we have this long neck term in PH for a rhum but the smaller bottle version of it we call it pocket or junior
Stubbies and long neck as are what we call em in Idaho as well
We have the same tems in Nigeria too
Sounds like euphemisms for penis
How about a medium beer
Are You My Father Sir.!?
"Step-Father, Actulally"
"Are you my father sir?"
"Biological father actually"
I was trying to find this comment 😂
That is the Australian sense of humour, we take the piss and tease people
Can you explain take the piss?
@@Christian-Berger it's a saying used in the UK and Australia. "Taking the piss" just means joking around
@@THICCTHICCTHICC Not really that, the tone is more specifically to mess around or to mess with instead of joking, and the tone is more of a confirmation of sarcasm. It's like "I'm facking around with ya".
This dude is golden. I would love to see him perform
“Pretty much” is about as emphatic an agreement as many Australians give. He is totally backing him up.
As an Australian I can confirm we are all this specific 😂
Oh my God! You all are a nightmare!
Most of us. 😂😂
So all Australians are autistic? ( i am but im not Australian)
@@Penny_Tradesnice lol
@@Penny_Trades most of the time. XD
"... either way the show's not gonna be worth it..." 🤣🤣❌❌
"Get ya money up, not ya funny up" 😂😂
It’s the small corrections for me. I’m laughing hard. 😂😂
You act so well and have lightning fast responses that this short video seems like a written duet
I am very specific on humor and you Sir have this thing most comedians won’t ever be close to have and put in such a natural way
He’s not acting
You seem to not grasp how random our reality is. Also, there's nothing exceptional happening in the video
It's the fact that you have never met a Aussie then mate?
@@a_wild_Kirillianstraight up, my boy here was just talking normal and everyone was laughing at him for saying facts
@@thatguywoods7778 guys guys guys... facts are not funny by themselves........
Hence the fact I am saluting his way of dropping them
He is funny, not the facts
Otherwise how would comedian make us laugh by sometimes speaking about very hard sensible subjects ?
I think you’re mistaking/mixing container and contents humor wise
A comedian creates the funny by the way he speaks, reacts and stuff
If he is being natural well good for him, he is naturally funny
But it doesn’t change the fact that HE makes the words/reactions and situations funny
Most Australian interaction ever hahaha. We will only say what we aren’t.
Bro is the definition of the 'akchewalee' meme
Can’t stop watching this reel
He is a literal person. We may not be common but you can trust we are honest sometimes to a fault as this man just taught you.👍
😂😂😂😂 bro works the crowd so well
When he said “alright” in the beginning I died 😅
That’s classic Aussie humour. He knows what he’s doing 😂 😄
Honestly think he was just answering the question
@@MindSurf248 It's a genuine response, but Aussies also have a very genuine sense of humour, so it's more so a combination
@@vavacadoz Honestly I agree with your sentiment, but Aussies and Brits are quite similar on alot of this stuff, and I think this was an example where he probably wasn't even trying to be funny, he was just answering the questions the guy was asking him haha. But everyone's have their own opinions right so who knows which of us is right 👍.
As an Aussie our dry sense of everything is just funny when others experience it
😂😂 no bs, I think we might need a collab between him and Bobbi Althoff. His sense of rubbing in your own tendencies in your face along with Bobbi’s unmatched awkward humor would be a hilarious game of ping pong
That difference mattered when I tried coming into this club with my real ID last night. The bouncer coulda just said “yes”
That croud member knew his role lmao
He’s just tryna help YOU out bro
Where im from a small bear is called a dumpie
I didn't find anything unusual about the way he spoke... but I've been raised in Australia. So I am not realising this is a unique way of speaking for Australians
As Australia, I can confirm that this is how we answer questions
Thank you Australia, it’s an honor to hear a whole country speak
thats just how australians are if someone asks how are you today we dont say we are good we say we aren’t bad😂😂
*not two times half bad
Wow your culture is so different and wonderful
Eww "We aren't bad" my Australian brain thinks that's to long of an answer. I would say "not bad" or "alright"
@eleleven3694 ua-cam.com/video/-KG_AMMz4PQ/v-deo.html
A comical response to you. Nothing bad or scammy
@@The.Drunk-Koala def agree, two words or less. I use not bad when I'm feeling pretty good, and alright when I'm just fine.
I felt his responses were appropriate, but I am also German, we too are very specific and direct.
"Are you my father, sir?"
"Have your mom ever been down under?"
Aussie just wanna be honest and give you answers as accurately as possible.
‘Are you my father?’
‘Was’
He coming to this show for trivia