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  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube  4 роки тому +16360

    Gamers rise up

    • @Ma_ksi
      @Ma_ksi 4 роки тому +70

      Hi

    • @Ma_ksi
      @Ma_ksi 4 роки тому +577

      Gamers are the most oppressed group in the world

    • @BullofCrete
      @BullofCrete 4 роки тому +224

      Philosophically speaking.

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 4 роки тому +14

      Yes

    • @scorchgid
      @scorchgid 4 роки тому +59

      Thank god for him!

  • @dougdimmedome5552
    @dougdimmedome5552 4 роки тому +2255

    The immortal science of dialectic materialism? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of UA-cam? Localized entirely within the gaming industry?

  • @captainbacon9662
    @captainbacon9662 4 роки тому +3859

    I'm ready to watch your magnum opus: an hbomb-style 2 hour long masterpiece about coal extraction in 19th century Germany.

    • @elenasilvestri3171
      @elenasilvestri3171 4 роки тому +165

      I lowkey i wanna hear him talk about it

    • @riz3310
      @riz3310 4 роки тому +86

      I know my life would certainly be better for having that in it.

    • @0oPerson
      @0oPerson 4 роки тому +17

      Seconded

    • @TheDocfri
      @TheDocfri 4 роки тому +28

      8/8 would definitely watch

    • @AKhoja
      @AKhoja 4 роки тому +48

      But straight up that Pathological video was a masterpiece

  • @BATCHARRO
    @BATCHARRO 4 роки тому +21963

    I was afraid this was gonna have politics but luckily there wasn't a single woman in it.
    Edit: This comment was made before I knew Philisophy Tube was Trans. YOU SET ME UP, TUBE! NOW I'M CANCELLED!
    Edit2: It's a joke about being set up and or cancelled.

    • @SeiShinjitsuShi
      @SeiShinjitsuShi 4 роки тому +1330

      Or person of color

    • @MrLareneon
      @MrLareneon 4 роки тому +666

      I read this, Laughed beer into my nose and then coughed for about 2 minutes. Well done

    • @AzaleaJane
      @AzaleaJane 4 роки тому +100

      well done 🤣

    • @NoumardTV
      @NoumardTV 4 роки тому +116

      You win the "best original comment I read today as of 12:19, GMT+1"-award :)

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 4 роки тому +22

      @@NoumardTV Gmt+1 here too!

  • @helenakri7282
    @helenakri7282 4 роки тому +2768

    Gotta admire a person who can clearly articulate while wearing vampire fangs.

    • @johnthehumanist2333
      @johnthehumanist2333 4 роки тому +36

      Take it from me,it's not easy........................

    • @sirpente6651
      @sirpente6651 3 роки тому +95

      That means just one thing: They were real!

    • @flicnerdy4385
      @flicnerdy4385 3 роки тому +30

      @@sirpente6651 that implies he sands them down for when they wants normal looking teeth

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 роки тому +13

      The worst ones were the Ferengi teeth in star trek DS9. All the poor actors had these huge fake Ferengi teeth in their mouth and they had to try and articulate regardless. It took them literally 7 seasons to learn how to speak clearly with those fake teeth in, and by then the show was over lol. It took Worf, the klingon in starfleet, a whole TWO different star trek TV shows to learn how to articulate properly with his fake klingon teeth in, cos he was in all of star trek TNG and then was a main character in DS9 after that. I always thought damn, these are relatively very big budget TV shows and they can't make proper teeth for their main characters, let alone side characters who rarely appear. These were the main characters in an ensemble cast. I gotta respect them for doing as well as they did despite the bad fake teeth

    • @Ian_sothejokeworks
      @Ian_sothejokeworks 3 роки тому

      TRUTH!

  • @wagshadowzylus
    @wagshadowzylus 4 роки тому +2770

    I love how Pontius Pilate says "*my team* made the decision to execute Jesus" but "*I* came up with the concept of fulfilment living", nice little detail!

    • @Quintinohthree
      @Quintinohthree 4 роки тому +331

      Socialising losses and privatising profits, or something along those lines.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +118

      Good ol’ self-made billionaire titan myth.

    • @Romandy13
      @Romandy13 4 роки тому +122

      This is a call back to his video about Elon Musk, Steve Jobs and other billionaire philanthropists. I am glad be brought back the character as a reference.

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 4 роки тому +10

      you might say he was on autopilot

    • @oONanniOo
      @oONanniOo 4 роки тому +45

      The whole Pontius Pilate speech was phenomenally written

  • @shizanketsuga8696
    @shizanketsuga8696 4 роки тому +3749

    I love how _completely unpolitical_ this video was, as it should be. We can't have people get weird ideas about applying philosphy to real world concerns or something like that.

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 4 роки тому +146

      It's not political at all, it didn't even mention Trump once!

    • @MannFace51
      @MannFace51 4 роки тому +21

      Danatronics Ah shit, here we go again...

    • @madshorn5826
      @madshorn5826 4 роки тому +4

      @@danatronics9039
      ...And what has entertainment have to do with politics??

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 4 роки тому +56

      @@madshorn5826
      Have you been living under a rock?

    • @madshorn5826
      @madshorn5826 4 роки тому +86

      @@MrElionor
      It was an attempt at making a joke about Trump being more entertainment than politics, but in retrospect it didn't really work :-(

  • @TheWeirdo879
    @TheWeirdo879 4 роки тому +3337

    The whole Jesus thing was just a heated Roman esports moment

    • @JasonLudeli
      @JasonLudeli 4 роки тому +67

      I read this .. then like a whole 10 seconds later I just started laughing out loud. Amazing. Thank you

    • @maxxvii2037
      @maxxvii2037 4 роки тому +72

      Still waiting for Pilatus' apology video.

    • @zeroeleven6551
      @zeroeleven6551 4 роки тому +8

      This is art

    • @siennahayes9320
      @siennahayes9320 4 роки тому +8

      10/10 would joke again.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 4 роки тому +11

      @@maxxvii2037 nonpology vidoe*

  • @kenpanderz672
    @kenpanderz672 4 роки тому +1168

    a wild centrist appears: "i dont like politics, but i do like videogames"
    Ollie: "you've just activated my trap card!"

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 3 роки тому +10

      Two refs in one -- You win.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 11 місяців тому

      Lol who uses trap cards anymore

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 6 місяців тому

      Reddit tier take rofl

  • @mikaelsanchez6426
    @mikaelsanchez6426 4 роки тому +1018

    Olly: casually cites Prager U in intro
    My brain: i WoNdEr If ThE oPeNiNg Is SaTiRiCaL

    • @butcherzofrock
      @butcherzofrock 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @caseyc3686
      @caseyc3686 4 роки тому +3

      I cant like this,sorry,its at 69

    • @666spalony
      @666spalony 4 роки тому

      can you direct me towards what he cited?

    • @abreathofairABOA
      @abreathofairABOA 4 роки тому +8

      Pavlovski 2:52

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 роки тому +35

      Ha ha, well this is the first time I've been to this channel so I gotta admit the opening had me fooled for a few minutes. Considering what's out there on UA-cam right now, I wouldn't be surprised to see that put out there completely unironically.

  • @GrandisArcanum
    @GrandisArcanum 4 роки тому +654

    Never heard of Jim sterling before. I've heard of a "Jim motherfucking sterling, son" though....

    • @Phoenixspade2030
      @Phoenixspade2030 4 роки тому +22

      odd, must be a distant relation.

    • @ashkuigp
      @ashkuigp 4 роки тому +19

      Thank god for Jim son

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah Olly kinda mispronounced it but he worked so hard on talking while wearing those fangs that i think we dan met it slide tbis one time

  • @AFR0PR1NC3
    @AFR0PR1NC3 2 роки тому +499

    It’s funny that both Abigail and Jim have come out as trans since this was made. Essentially, this is a woman playing a man playing a non-binary person playing a man.

    • @fluffydestroyer8336
      @fluffydestroyer8336 Рік тому +53

      when I saw the vampire bit at the start I was just thinking "WHAT IS A MAN? NEITHER OF THESE PEOPLE!"

    • @WhisperWulf
      @WhisperWulf Рік тому +2

      They are gender-fluid. Get over yourself.

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 9 місяців тому +12

      @@WhisperWulf Who, Steph? She's transfem non-binary, there's nothing to get over?

  • @rowanatkinson3594
    @rowanatkinson3594 4 роки тому +1307

    "During Pride Month, our security officers wore the rainbow flag for the first time" I'm dead. You have murdered me.

  • @peridotlazuli6816
    @peridotlazuli6816 4 роки тому +3093

    Therapist: Ollie's American accent isn't real and can't hurt you.
    Ollie's American accent: Our workers said they didn't feel the need to unionize.

    • @emperorleroy6747
      @emperorleroy6747 4 роки тому +70

      Hi, I'm Pontius Pilate...

    • @sadino123
      @sadino123 4 роки тому +28

      I think that's a South African accent

    • @swanstarr1441
      @swanstarr1441 4 роки тому +55

      I've washed my hands, of your need to unionize

    • @reneedooma
      @reneedooma 4 роки тому +14

      omfg I didn’t even know why he sounded so weird in those segments but I knew that he did 🤣🤣🤣

    • @anyoneyousee7772
      @anyoneyousee7772 4 роки тому

      Non-Americans and people that don’t know history don’t understand how the unions here are just like guilds that have partnered with the government rather than any kind of labor association. Historically the unions that were supported by our government were racist and supported gun control and gerrymandering. Joining a union in America is like joining a cult, complete with bumper stickers and political ideology. And none of them actually try to unionize a wider labor market, it’s all like local trade unions that cost more than an average laborer, because they pay people to stand around because the young people do all the work and the old dudes that should be in an more intellectual position are stuck on the job because (capitalist labor market). T. Ironworker on the east coast and carpenter on the West coast.

  • @MoDuZzz
    @MoDuZzz 4 роки тому +2340

    At first, “Why was this video recommended?”
    By the end, “How did I not know about this channel before?”

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma 4 роки тому +84

      WELCOME! You're going to be busy for quite a while, there are so many amazing videos on this channel. It's worth it though, they're all extremely good.

    • @محمد-ب4ف3ه
      @محمد-ب4ف3ه 4 роки тому +4

      He's a bit too commie for me.

    • @JasonLudeli
      @JasonLudeli 4 роки тому +49

      Welcome to the family friend! I'm good you found your way here! Might I also recommend Hbomberguy. I really enjoy his analysis of video games and his more political videos. Hbomberguy and philosophy tube are friends too so that's cool.

    • @andrewmly9834
      @andrewmly9834 4 роки тому +56

      sHITE ok lib

    • @محمد-ب4ف3ه
      @محمد-ب4ف3ه 4 роки тому +7

      @@andrewmly9834 how dare you!

  • @LeBonkJordan
    @LeBonkJordan Рік тому +117

    *start using gamer friendly language*
    ❌ *instead of:*
    "there are systemic injustices in our society"
    ✅ *say:*
    "there are balance issues"
    ❌ *instead of:*
    "continuous accumulation and merger of capital worsens income inequality"
    ✅ *say:*
    "the snowballing mechanics are overpowered"
    ❌ *instead of:*
    "the American dream is a myth and neoliberalism made sure of it"
    ✅ *say:*
    "this is pay-to-win"
    ✊ *gamers rise up* ✊

    • @SumeriyaYaxlaka
      @SumeriyaYaxlaka 7 місяців тому +4

      The gamers preferred language..

    • @dragon1130
      @dragon1130 Місяць тому +1

      I'm gonna have to show this to my discord group. They'd get a laugh out of it.

  • @tyrealhsm
    @tyrealhsm 4 роки тому +3599

    The reason Jim Sterling is able to so accurately predict what the AAA game industry will do is he guesses at what the most flagrantly anti-consumer, money-grubbing thing will be. And he's always right because the AAA game industry will always do the most money-grubbing thing it will find.
    He said it best himself: They can't just have lots of money. They have to have ALL the money.

    • @theriderdwaft
      @theriderdwaft 4 роки тому +244

      Incorrect Jim can predict what the market will do because he is a God elected prophet.

    • @sophiaulrich9831
      @sophiaulrich9831 4 роки тому +133

      @@theriderdwaft Thank God for him.

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 4 роки тому +146

      Yeah but the deep level of understanding he has of the industry at the macro level goes further than just thinking of them as insatiable greedy geezers. We can all imagine AAA executives as greedy bastards, but you gotta know how the industry works to understand how that greed translate into concrete business practices.

    • @fredslipknot9
      @fredslipknot9 4 роки тому +4

      true true

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 4 роки тому +11

      @Stale Bagelz WAit, if leftists are always right, does that mean they are also poltically conservative? Oh shit

  • @commissar_leon1613
    @commissar_leon1613 4 роки тому +554

    When “Goosalovania” played at the end I just did a facepalm while I could just sense Olly standing directly behind me, dabbing

    • @yeehaw4307
      @yeehaw4307 4 роки тому +36

      I kinda need that edit as a separate video/song, I can't keep skipping to credits

    • @nickgeffen8316
      @nickgeffen8316 4 роки тому

      @@yeehaw4307 BIG MOOD

    • @joshamaris
      @joshamaris 4 роки тому +2

      I was not complete until I received confirmation that this was a Goosebumps remix. That shit was bout to bother me

    • @parkerhenderson2799
      @parkerhenderson2799 4 роки тому

      It really went off, didn't it?

  • @Jungorend
    @Jungorend 4 роки тому +1143

    No marxism. Let's just analyze materialism via dialectics. hmmmm

    • @petrus322
      @petrus322 4 роки тому +15

      No Stalin memes? Bootlicking confirmed.

    • @Wiggyam
      @Wiggyam 4 роки тому +42

      petrus322 worshiping stalin is bootlicking

    • @Stellar_Politics
      @Stellar_Politics 4 роки тому +9

      @@petrus322 Don't listen to them. They're either trots or infantile disorders.
      Glory to Stalin comrade.

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 4 роки тому +40

      @@Stellar_Politics
      Stalin was revisionist trash with fascist tendencies

    • @Stellar_Politics
      @Stellar_Politics 4 роки тому +4

      @@eruno_ Tell that to 70% of the USSR when he tried making collectivization possible and the kulaks did everything in their power to stop that from helping. Can't call him a revisionist when he literally did his best to get out of the NEP, and for many years after the kulaks were sent to work camps the USSR was actually mostly socialist. Tell that to all the material evidence of real people who liked the USSR in his time.
      Y'all just need a scape goat to shit on.

  • @r15835
    @r15835 3 роки тому +487

    lol, this is so lucid to watch after *both* of your coming outs.

    • @scorchgid
      @scorchgid 3 роки тому +68

      A woman dressing up as a person who is presenting as a man who is non-binary. AAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AWESOME :D

    • @gingganggoolie
      @gingganggoolie 3 роки тому +94

      Calling it now, the hat made them both trans

    • @katiepotatie1615
      @katiepotatie1615 3 роки тому +88

      @@gingganggoolie The sorting hat JK doesn't want you to know about!

    • @bunk-o2495
      @bunk-o2495 3 роки тому +9

      @@katiepotatie1615 I mean if not the hat... perhaps Abigail had a secret pog or gremlins hobby... lol

    • @r15835
      @r15835 3 роки тому +23

      @@katiepotatie1615 JK's TERF ass could never be that clever (or she'd have already retcon the real sorting hat to be anti-trans symbolism).

  • @verderuso
    @verderuso 4 роки тому +3372

    "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move." - Vladimir Lenin, March 1921

    • @TheFormHater
      @TheFormHater 4 роки тому +76

      tbh lenin did nothing wrong

    • @verderuso
      @verderuso 4 роки тому +17

      @@TheFormHater tru

    • @Synerco
      @Synerco 4 роки тому +103

      @@TheFormHater tankies gonna tank

    • @frechjo
      @frechjo 4 роки тому +99

      @@TheFormHater
      There was that little betraying their anarchist allies in Ukraine.

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 4 роки тому +5

      @kevin willems @fede Not even Lenin knows for sure how much of that was Lenin and how much was Trotsky.

  • @heliguerrero1320
    @heliguerrero1320 4 роки тому +2320

    "Tendency towards monopoly..."
    *The Walt Disney Company has joined the chat.*

    • @MannFace51
      @MannFace51 4 роки тому +70

      🐭 🔪

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 4 роки тому +42

      My mind did keep drifting to Disney plus during this, and sigh....yeah

    • @RoundHouseDictator
      @RoundHouseDictator 4 роки тому +7

      As a gamer I was more concerned that he would talk about the board game. As a gamer I hate the board game

    • @frrascon
      @frrascon 4 роки тому +6

      @Krónika true..and anti-trust does not help you when it comes to natural monopolies anyway. Which is the biggest source of income from rents.

    • @YEET-yh6qc
      @YEET-yh6qc 4 роки тому +5

      Pepsi and Coca-Cola joined the chat

  • @rclavering5425
    @rclavering5425 4 роки тому +713

    Technical point just on one thing but WeWork don't actually even own the property. They're usually subletting :)

    • @sephwatson340
      @sephwatson340 4 роки тому +114

      That's why it's even worse than he makes out

    • @inkarn8915
      @inkarn8915 4 роки тому +59

      WeWork is a sign of late stage capitalism

    • @Nathan-kk6lb
      @Nathan-kk6lb 4 роки тому +63

      As someone once put it, WeWork’s business model is to rent buildings, put beer in them, rent those buildings with the beer to other people (often for vastly less than they’re paying to rent said buildings, supposedly to get people in the door so they can raise prices later, even though that hasn’t really happened), and then get rich Asian investors to cover the shortfall.
      Or, to summarize even more, their business model is tricking SoftBank into buying beer for software developers and then figuring out how to make money from that later.
      Hey, it could be worse, they could be MoviePass. (We’ll pay people to watch movies now, and then figure out a business model later. They never did figure out that last part, but still got billions in outside investments before collapsing.)

    • @thecasualanarchist0307
      @thecasualanarchist0307 4 роки тому +47

      @@Nathan-kk6lb So what you mean to say is, that both movie pass and wework did amazing praxis by defrauding investors by giving movie tickets/beer to commoners. Good Praxis

    • @Meccarox
      @Meccarox 4 роки тому +3

      @TheCasualAnarchist030
      Lol true

  • @mattwong5403
    @mattwong5403 4 роки тому +1805

    "Rich people work harder than poor people." Indie devs make quality games. EA, Ubisoft, and Activision re-sell annual cash grabs filled with microtransactions

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 4 роки тому +186

      Was JUST talking to my partner last night about how some of my favorite games--Undertale, Spelunky, Stardew Valley--are ONE PERSON dev teams. It almost... I don't know, seems like small teams are making what they love and want out of necessity, working under the belief that it might not make it "big" (at first) but they want to make something special and fun.

    • @Sofiaode18
      @Sofiaode18 3 роки тому +61

      AAA studios do this shit whilst not paying their workers enough.

    • @jacksonsmith2955
      @jacksonsmith2955 3 роки тому +24

      Not to defend large companies, but you can't claim indie devs make consistently good games. For every Stardew Valley there are tens of thousands of awful one-person games that no one has ever heard of. Bad EA games are of far higher quality than 97% of indie games.

    • @theblandcharlie822
      @theblandcharlie822 3 роки тому +58

      @@jacksonsmith2955
      Well yeah, but that's because they have more money.

    • @jacksonsmith2955
      @jacksonsmith2955 3 роки тому +7

      @@theblandcharlie822 Well yeah, that makes no difference. You can't claim that that difference doesn't result in higher quality average games. I'm just saying that the argument "everything EA makes is objectively worse than all indie games," which isn't what the OP likely meant but is what is implied, is false.

  • @Crlarl
    @Crlarl 4 роки тому +1161

    This is an *OLLY* that looks like a *JIM.*

    • @tremisanthrope
      @tremisanthrope 4 роки тому +52

      *Captain America Voice*: I understood that reference

    • @Kram1032
      @Kram1032 4 роки тому +22

      Hahaha perfect
      Honestly I hope Jim is going to reference this video soon

    • @ulasaksu3331
      @ulasaksu3331 4 роки тому +15

      Not fat enough 7/10

    • @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561
      @banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 4 роки тому +32

      Jim Sterling is the only angry gamer that matters.
      Okay, and AVGN. But that's it.

    • @elroy9173
      @elroy9173 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kram1032 Monday is Coming.

  • @Electricfox
    @Electricfox 4 роки тому +208

    "The Roman Empire had the opportunity to bring the world together in a tough crucifixion moment about a month ago. We did not. We moved too quickly in our decision-making and then to make matters worse, we were too slow to talk to all of you. When I think about how most unhappy I am, I think about two things. We didn’t live up to the higher standards we set for ourselves. Second, we failed in our purpose. For that, I am sorry, and I accept accountability." - Pontius Pilate, at RomeCon, 0AD.

  • @SJNaka101
    @SJNaka101 4 роки тому +1521

    Oliver: speaks for 30 minutes about stuff, says smart things probably
    My brain: "Videos Game"

    • @Galvion1980
      @Galvion1980 4 роки тому +59

      Oliver: speaks for 30 minutes about smart stuff , says smart things probably.
      My brain: NSFW

    • @RykerJones28
      @RykerJones28 4 роки тому +3

      @@Galvion1980 can relate.

    • @Elkator955
      @Elkator955 4 роки тому +1

      God dammit

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 4 роки тому +4

      Videos game you. Nothing to do with the Soviet Union. This is simply the world we live in now.

    • @fireworksfordinner
      @fireworksfordinner 4 роки тому +8

      You forgot to put in
      Edit: "OMG thanks for all the likes, I never thought I'd get this many likes on a comment before lol"

  • @lily-jh1er
    @lily-jh1er 3 роки тому +1807

    love that since this premiered both PT and Jim have come out as trans. absolute icons making great work.

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud 3 роки тому +74

      This one came back in my recommended after watching the latest Jimquisition, and that was my exact thought!

    • @miratarnish6316
      @miratarnish6316 3 роки тому +80

      @@gorimbaud that's what I'm here for too. I saw the thumbnail and realised that this UA-camr, nor the UA-camr she's cosplaying are men

    • @Lycosa
      @Lycosa 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, pretty funny/crazy how that worked out :D both.

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 3 роки тому +32

      I really hope they both kept the gloves. Those are awesome.

    • @JordanJLyon
      @JordanJLyon 3 роки тому +7

      Out of the loop, who’s PT and Jim?

  • @rushabhbhakta7181
    @rushabhbhakta7181 4 роки тому +1096

    “Live services” *Jim Sterling Voice*

    • @brokengames9020
      @brokengames9020 4 роки тому +15

      live services = Scam & spy business in plain sight.

    • @f4614n
      @f4614n 4 роки тому +15

      There are some anti-capitalist vibes in Jim Sterling's videos

    • @akrylpryl1414
      @akrylpryl1414 4 роки тому +68

      @@f4614n Some? It's his entire vibe imo

    • @rushabhbhakta7181
      @rushabhbhakta7181 4 роки тому +31

      f4614n either you’re trolling or you haven’t watched enough Jim.

    • @AnzeigenameHere
      @AnzeigenameHere 4 роки тому +46

      Jim Sterling Voice: "Triple A"

  • @oddtail_tiger
    @oddtail_tiger 4 роки тому +264

    So good that this video wasn't political or anything. Dodged a bullet, for sure.

    • @tenchimuyo69
      @tenchimuyo69 4 роки тому +4

      I feel sorry for Blizzard.
      Being apolitical really isn't possible. It always finds its way to you no matter what you want.
      If you pay taxes, that's politics. If you don't, that's politics.

    • @oddtail_tiger
      @oddtail_tiger 4 роки тому +13

      @@tenchimuyo69 I legitimately don't know if you're playing along with my joke (if so, that's a bit weird of a way to do it), or if you're being serious.
      If it's the latter - I don't feel sorry for them. I am not even *that* strongly anti-capitalist, but I will not shed any tears for the big corporate machine that makes more money than is possible to really even conceptualize.
      "Oh nooooo, they want to be apolitical and just want to make truckloads of money, woe is them" is a bad take in any circumstances.

  • @mothcub
    @mothcub 4 роки тому +721

    I can't believe you were Jim Sterling all along

    • @zoetv2170
      @zoetv2170 4 роки тому +2

      omg I love your art! so cool that you watch Ollie too ♥

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 4 роки тому +4

      I know when I watch a content creator, there's nothing I love more than a thirty minute screed about how all of their ideas come from someone else and I could've saved time by just cutting out the middleman.

    • @Beau8888
      @Beau8888 4 роки тому +19

      Maybe the real Jim Sterling was the Ollie we met along the way

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 роки тому +18

      @@Beau8888 Or what if, bear with me here...what if they were both one powerful cosmic being that was smote in two halves by the elder gods, one became Jim, and the other, Philosophy Tube.

  • @unwillingly_will
    @unwillingly_will 3 роки тому +495

    Rewatching this today with both Abigail and Jim coming out as their non-cis selves is nice, lil bit of hindsight that actually brings comfort for once :)

    • @parkermccalip8386
      @parkermccalip8386 Рік тому +3

      I was gonna say something similar, but you said it first.

  • @siresquidzy2343
    @siresquidzy2343 4 роки тому +589

    Me: "Premiering now? Sure, I'll see what's happening."
    *Opens video to credits playing Megalovania*

    • @jonaswomack4493
      @jonaswomack4493 4 роки тому +16

      And the goosebumps theme a bit, I think?

    • @BlueSun_
      @BlueSun_ 4 роки тому +14

      @@jonaswomack4493
      Yep, it's called Goosalovania 29:45

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +1

      @@BlueSun_ Why does this exist

    • @chubs191
      @chubs191 4 роки тому

      I'm ready to kick Sans' ass, personally. And be a terrible person in the making.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 роки тому +3

      John Smith Why wouldn’t it? People mix Megalovania with everything

  • @septicjep
    @septicjep 4 роки тому +718

    man, i just love watching a normal, non-political gaming video.

    • @Herrikias
      @Herrikias 4 роки тому +4

      I hope all video game commenters take a page out of this channel and keep the moving pixel sprites in the plastic bubbles they were always intended to be experienced in.

  • @michaelgj23
    @michaelgj23 4 роки тому +499

    “He had a heated communist moment and teamkilled a bunch of dudes in Kronstadt.” Lolz

    • @FreudRulz
      @FreudRulz 4 роки тому +13

      I fucking snorted

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 4 роки тому +2

      Aye, the Blizzard jabs are precious :D

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 4 роки тому +1

      Michaael: Thanks. I missed that line.

    • @FreudRulz
      @FreudRulz 4 роки тому +4

      @@RubenGonzalez-dg9mm fuck off tankie

  • @Kraska93
    @Kraska93 3 роки тому +102

    Free market sounds great in theory and it might even work on a smaller scale but once a company grows big enough to become a corporation, they will crush any competition but the sheer amount of money they control. And when a few huge corporations come together and start lobbying aka. buying politicians, in order to gain even greater wealth and tax breaks at the expense of the common people, that's when you get the USA.

    • @cake226
      @cake226 3 роки тому +10

      So late stage capitalism. (At least as of now)

    • @SafavidAfsharid3197
      @SafavidAfsharid3197 Рік тому

      Monopoly is bad for the company in long run, every random Timmy who took business classes instead of social studies knows that

    • @lem860
      @lem860 Рік тому

      ​@@SafavidAfsharid3197bad for the company, but great for the shareholders and CEOs who will get no retribution if and when the company crashes down

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@SafavidAfsharid3197companies stop caring about the long run at some point and just start revving as far as possible til the engine abruptly dies in a desert somewhere

  • @DanielGarcia-wn9so
    @DanielGarcia-wn9so 4 роки тому +449

    WE LIVE IN AN ECONOMY
    BOTTOM TEXT

    • @Sablus
      @Sablus 4 роки тому +15

      WHICH RULES A SOCIETY

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 4 роки тому +12

      GAMERS INVEST UP

    • @cragnog
      @cragnog 4 роки тому

      u patrician?

  • @AnilSaulnier
    @AnilSaulnier 4 роки тому +289

    Oliver Thorn dressed up as Jim Sterling was the crossover I didn't know I needed

    • @Mothmaninist
      @Mothmaninist 4 роки тому +10

      a casual but tasteful Jim Sterling cosplay. 10/10

    • @YEET-yh6qc
      @YEET-yh6qc 4 роки тому

      Oli does a Jimbo

    • @a_lethe_ion
      @a_lethe_ion 4 роки тому

      so many kinks, that over the event horizon

  • @tanyavs1
    @tanyavs1 4 роки тому +228

    The Empyre guy scares the shit out of me. He made me really uncomfortable... thanks Olly 👍

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 роки тому +12

      If that's the first time you've seen that character, go back and watch his Elon Musk video for that one's first appearance.

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 4 роки тому +15

      I think part of it is his calm demeanor and that American accent. It's scarily good, and I say this as someone who grew up in or near the Silicon Valley area.

    • @tanyavs1
      @tanyavs1 4 роки тому

      @@JackgarPrime Will do! Thanks :)

    • @ragnar3434
      @ragnar3434 4 роки тому +4

      Pilate is the beautiful fantasy that silicon valley has a single neck.

    • @astralura
      @astralura 4 роки тому

      Sammmeer

  • @harrylane4
    @harrylane4 3 роки тому +208

    How wild is it that both Sterling and Abi transitioned since this video happened

    • @mayayamato7351
      @mayayamato7351 3 роки тому +53

      @@SirBlackReeds How so? Go ahead, you can say it.

    • @seliamila1005
      @seliamila1005 3 роки тому +53

      @@SirBlackReeds fuck off bigots

    • @cacamilis8477
      @cacamilis8477 3 роки тому +30

      @@SirBlackReeds Why is it sad?

    • @mf_gamesamanda1542
      @mf_gamesamanda1542 3 роки тому +27

      @@SirBlackReeds take several seats, bigot

    • @alexscriabin
      @alexscriabin 3 роки тому +31

      @@SirBlackReeds sad for transphobes like you, not sad for trans women like them.

  • @ieatatsonic
    @ieatatsonic 4 роки тому +579

    "The tendency towards monopolies in a rentier system..."
    hmm, if only ther was a piece of interactive media that could convey the downside of this to its interactees. Perhaps a board game, where players are presented the idea of a fair game that was never fair to begin with. I'll call it.... "The landlord's Game."
    Oh wait.

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 4 роки тому +1

      TURISTA!!

    • @Thessalin
      @Thessalin 4 роки тому +34

      That's a nice game you've got there. Should would be a shame if someone bought it so you could eat this winter and changed it. Haw haw haw!

    • @colto2312
      @colto2312 4 роки тому +13

      It's a lesson we learned as children, yet no one can seem to grasp fully to this day.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 4 роки тому +43

      @@colto2312 the problem is that as children, we never actually play the lesson out. The game ends when the rest of the players have run out of cash, and the one whom has all of their cash is declared the winner; what that actually represents is the economic collapse of the entire system. As kids, we just start a new game, when that is actually just the beginning of the end.
      We focus on winning the game, but the lesson of what happens to the other players afterwards or the system itself is never really explored.

    • @colto2312
      @colto2312 4 роки тому +8

      @@CGoody564 Very well put, indeed. I sapose that's a logical leap I made on my own at a later date. The goal is to monopolize, then what? YOU WIN. All the pieces go back in the box, and hopefully all the friendships are still intact. IRL is a much darker tale when one "wins."

  • @lncerante
    @lncerante 4 роки тому +1023

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was Jim Sterling

    • @johannamost4387
      @johannamost4387 4 роки тому +11

      This was Jim Fucking Sterling, son!

    • @Odinakos
      @Odinakos 4 роки тому +7

      Thank god for Jim!

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +7

      Thank god for Oliver fucking Thorn, son

    • @lncerante
      @lncerante 4 роки тому +1

      This is the height of my social capital and it's sad

    • @AstraIVagabond
      @AstraIVagabond 4 роки тому

      @@lncerante I know the feeling. 😄

  • @Huvpalto
    @Huvpalto 4 роки тому +2290

    You did a very clever thing with this video and i wonder if ts intentional.
    See, I'm not really into philosophy and politics that much. Not more than the other guy - listen to it if its interesting but not really research or god forbid debate.
    But i do watch a lot of gaming and movie reviews from people like Yahtzee and Jim sterling.
    Buuuuuuut i was deeply depressed for 8 years now after a certain thing happening. Even though i love my job and have friends, girlfriend and try to live a full life i still hated waking up for years but lived in denial of my problems.
    So, i clicked on this video cause it was recommended to me cause if my view history. And after watching some of your other videos, as i usually do when i find a new (for me) content creator, i stumbled on you cosmonaut and abusive relationship video.
    They helped me A LOT. Cried my fucking eyes out. Ended my toxic relationship and started therapy for that old trauma. So thank you so so much.
    This video widened your reach and in that, reached and saved me.
    I would suggest you try other popular but not largely "familiar" to your usual content topics to spread your other messages further.

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 роки тому +106

      Glad you're doing better

    • @omnibusprimephd7914
      @omnibusprimephd7914 4 роки тому +82

      Keep your head up. You're doing great

    • @lilithhedwig5408
      @lilithhedwig5408 4 роки тому +44

      Yep it's international, watching from Italy! :) Glad you're doing better, wish you the best, and I'm glad you found this channel!

    • @danielelias7867
      @danielelias7867 4 роки тому +35

      Glad he could reach you and help you through a terrible situation. Happy to hear you're doing better now!

    • @stevencleere4912
      @stevencleere4912 4 роки тому +39

      fly safe cosmonaut

  • @farisabuain6832
    @farisabuain6832 3 роки тому +137

    “I mean, yes he was the most famous Counterstrike player in Soviet Russia for a while and you’ve gotta respect the graft, he also had a heated communist moment and team killed a bunch of dudes in Kronstadt.”
    A little joke for the anarchists and anti Leninists I see ...

  • @j.d.thornton3683
    @j.d.thornton3683 4 роки тому +458

    Your American startup exec accent is scarily accurate and frightening.

    • @BrookeBaubles
      @BrookeBaubles 4 роки тому +7

      The one word where it faltered was "err". He said it with a bit of throatiness but people in the US say it very straight and flat like "air".

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 4 роки тому +2

      It was a bit Ned Flanders-y but I can see the Steve Jobs impersonation he was going over.

    • @j.d.thornton3683
      @j.d.thornton3683 4 роки тому +4

      @@BrookeBaublesthis is true. We flatten a lot of words to the point where they become verbal Necco wafers! But I buy it because of the way that certain tech execs have a performative voice that is fake anyway (i.e. Elizabeth Holmes).

  • @Coupman
    @Coupman 4 роки тому +287

    Olly plays Skyrim the cheese way: as a sneaky archer with his pockets full of cheese wheels. I approve

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 роки тому +11

      I never understood the cheeses. There are much better options, like all the health potions you steal from everywhere....

    • @mangelexemplar6991
      @mangelexemplar6991 4 роки тому +10

      @K CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 4 роки тому +5

      "I'm a elf scout"
      Ah, so neaky archer. Gotcha.

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 4 роки тому +3

      @@Call-me-Al Cheese wheelz are delicious.

    • @Tenchigumi
      @Tenchigumi 4 роки тому

      Any time someone brings up "cheese wheels," I immediately think of Ron White. You should, too.

  • @transquelaag
    @transquelaag 4 роки тому +630

    THIS MAD MAN ACTUALLY USED PAGER U FOR REFERENCE

    • @darthrevan3342
      @darthrevan3342 4 роки тому +4

      Well Look at what I answer to him :
      Liberalism eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggg ANd you call yourself a philosophe? It started by something interesting then at 2:00 I feel liek I ha just heard propaganda eeeeeeeerfff It shoddy at maximazing general interest, it just maximize teh personal interest of the peopel controlling the market !
      And erf happyness is NOT the same thing as pleasure ! You are in a Hedonnistic sophism... You are just spreaidng aminstream misscocneption.
      2:40 Yhea quote a bout aabout a dude who supported pinochet ! And seeing how you dress and drink champagn, I am guessing you are not a member of teh proletariate, go on with your shoddy qualification and yoru excess of knowledge, throw you money away, and try to gain it by working as a prols, we will see if it is easy to get a good job. You know how insulting is for people that are exploited and are force to take shitty jobs because there is no otehr alternatives for them? You know how INSULTING it is to pretend that if you get a good job it is because you are not smart enough to do so? Clearly you are dumber than they are ! We are not living in an happy utiopia it is are to get a job were you are investing and find sens in what you are making.

    • @transquelaag
      @transquelaag 4 роки тому +3

      @@darthrevan3342 a thanks for explaining the joke, perish

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 4 роки тому +2

      _lol Prager U total shite amirite guys?_

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 4 роки тому +1

      @@darthrevan3342
      You can say whatever you want, but please learn proper English. Your spelling is horrible.

    • @pikapika3667
      @pikapika3667 4 роки тому

      Mousazz *You're.

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 3 роки тому +86

    "If you work a job you hate to make money for someone who owns things; are you free because you can choose the color of your socks?"
    That about summarizes my feels on capitalism and the state. Btw, answer is a big ol' NOPE.

  • @KattReen
    @KattReen 4 роки тому +304

    To the person that did the english subtitles that wrote out the lisp caused by the fangs, bless you lol.

    • @axolotlking1072
      @axolotlking1072 4 роки тому +28

      Cat Tricks that was olly! He writes his own subtitles

    • @mmmk1616
      @mmmk1616 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't catch the lisp! But I really loved his commentary at the end while the credits rolled :)

  • @thecageofinsanity.6968
    @thecageofinsanity.6968 4 роки тому +303

    Vamp Olly is the goth husbando we all want.

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 4 роки тому +29

      Vamp Olly can BITE ME
      (no, seriously, he can. Anytime he wants. Better vampire boyfriend than T-...)

    • @thecageofinsanity.6968
      @thecageofinsanity.6968 4 роки тому +8

      Curt Clark I want him to bite me too!

    • @grandmagusrubick3261
      @grandmagusrubick3261 4 роки тому +8

      Yes

    • @Pewds9
      @Pewds9 4 роки тому +12

      I’d call you freaks - until I realized that maybe I’d want that too.
      Fuck.

    • @FlorenceFox
      @FlorenceFox 4 роки тому +7

      I'm a goddamn lesbian and I literally said to my girlfriend, "Tell him to stop being so hot."

  • @Paralellex
    @Paralellex 4 роки тому +766

    I'm actually a really big fan of the free market driving competition between companies.
    I'd be thrilled if it ever started happening.

    • @manorothpitlordextraordina4041
      @manorothpitlordextraordina4041 4 роки тому +49

      lmao thank you for this comment

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 4 роки тому +46

      The downside of actual market competition is that companies will waste revenue hiding trade secrets from each other and trying to sabotage one another. We also get formatting and platform wars (e.g. Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD in mid-2000s, Mac vs. PC, or any significant console war such as Nintendo vs. Sega in the 1990s). Oligopolies (i.e. significantly concentrated markets with a few dominant firms, rather than one) often result in the worst of both "perfect competition" and a true monopoly; companies willing to stab each other in the back and waste valuable resources vying for the #1 spot can just as easily form trust-like agreements to keep prices up and wages down or cooperate to lobby governments on behalf of their whole industry.

    • @gur262
      @gur262 4 роки тому +12

      A good example of that actually happening is Sony getting into the camera market. It does look a lot like manufacturers were going up a megapixel or 2each year till Sony decided to go in and do36. It has slowed down, they are just a company too and don't want to just throw everything into one model either as they now secured a place in the market for themselves, but it sure did accelerate innovation and gave us more features throughout the industry. Did things get cheaper... Eh. Not really. That is where sigma n Co come in though. Then again firmware updates are more common now and when your lens suck some companies expect you to buy an extra dock to update it.... Cancer is growth too and there is no growth without some shitty side effects.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 4 роки тому +1

      Yep, I was just thinking about how RCA did the rentier thing a hundred years ago, entirely sucking up patent money for ages at the start. And still profited handsomely from colour TV patents in the 60s alongside selling their own sets.

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 4 роки тому +21

      @a guy That's dumb as fuck. Monopolies exist because capital accumulates and will always accumulate. They existed during the gilded age and were enforced at the barrel of a gun held by the ownership class. They exist in weak states. They have existed since mercantilism transitioned to capitalism.
      But if you're just going to regurgitate stupid right-libertarian/AnCap talking points, there's zero point in engaging with you. If you ever start to care about anyone other than yourself, let me know, and I'll give you some good theory, instead of something Friedman shit all over a paper.

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 3 роки тому +257

    During the EMPYRE mockup, I could actually feel myself being affected by the marketing. Even though it's fake, even though _I know_ it's fake, I was still hyped for it.
    Scary.

    • @blahblahsaurus2458
      @blahblahsaurus2458 2 роки тому +16

      'Some people are skeptical. And that's healthy!'

    • @Technotranceism
      @Technotranceism Рік тому +4

      It tends to propagate, what a hypothetical dystopian world might market, to the people.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm so glad I'm too autistic for this shit to work on me, what a scary world it must be when thousands of alarms don't instantly sound at that trash

  • @MichelFialloPerez
    @MichelFialloPerez 4 роки тому +280

    Real talk, when Count Ollie suggested getting a loan, I wanted to hold a crucifix and holy water up a the screen before the blood even appeared.

    • @Yemeth42pis
      @Yemeth42pis 4 роки тому +5

      hehe I said it with him ... didn't expect the blood though.

  • @chortlingkraken8966
    @chortlingkraken8966 4 роки тому +1129

    Are we really going to let this video pass us by without addressing the Goosebumps rendition of Megalovania? I refuse to ignore this timeline.

    • @parkerflop
      @parkerflop 4 роки тому +61

      i know how is everyone ignoring that killer rendition???????looking through the comments till i found your comment addressing it!!!!!

    • @channelpointsparty
      @channelpointsparty 4 роки тому +21

      I heard it too and was so happy to here this tune in the video!!! Where can I find this remix?

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 4 роки тому +25

      Watch the credits with capitons on.

    • @SFLiminality
      @SFLiminality 4 роки тому +11

      My entire reason for going through the comments section was to see if someone else commented on this version of Meglovania, haha.

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 3 роки тому +14

      It gave me whiplash. Somtimes I think I'm a little too harsh on this timeline/existence.. May Goosebumps never die.

  • @2starkiller
    @2starkiller 4 роки тому +202

    I like how the vampire teeth force you to literally lie through your teeth and make the freedom of market speech sound more sleazy

  • @johannsebastianbach3411
    @johannsebastianbach3411 4 роки тому +208

    I love it when people use my music :D

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 роки тому +18

      And why shouldn't they? As the captions say, it does indeed slap. :)

    • @johannsebastianbach3411
      @johannsebastianbach3411 4 роки тому +16

      ​@@robinchesterfield42 Indeed, people should use my music more!

    • @Rolan7196
      @Rolan7196 3 роки тому +1

      Huh I always wondered who did the Goosebumps theme. Or did you just handle the Undertale remix?
      Also what's wrong with "John", pretentious much?
      /s

    • @felixeleutheria
      @felixeleutheria 3 роки тому +3

      This is the most unexpected comment I’ve ever seen on a UA-cam video

    • @benjaminaalbanese
      @benjaminaalbanese 3 роки тому

      You wrote the music for Banjo-Kazooie? How wonderful!

  • @stevenkerr6467
    @stevenkerr6467 4 роки тому +362

    "They're landlords! Easiest job in the world, a job so easy you can literally inherit your way into it." Love this, owning stuff isn't a real job!

    • @stayphrosty
      @stayphrosty 4 роки тому +13

      +

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 4 роки тому +12

      +

    • @twilightvulpine
      @twilightvulpine 4 роки тому +36

      Rent-seeking is so bad for society, even Adam Smith the "Father of Capitalism" spoke out against that.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +7

      I guess if you have to fix shit around the place and maintain the property you’re contributing something. But if you’re just hiring people for that you’re a vampire.

    • @Cegorahsprankcaller
      @Cegorahsprankcaller 4 роки тому +1

      @@Fluffkitscripts There is a role for someone who maintains and fixes places where people live. That person should not be the owner

  • @kenderareawesome
    @kenderareawesome 4 роки тому +485

    I have a date tonight at 7 hopefully they don't like me and I can make it back in time for the premier.

    • @KatherineEginton
      @KatherineEginton 4 роки тому +16

      or you don't like them !!

    • @TypicalRussianGuy
      @TypicalRussianGuy 4 роки тому +97

      Or even better. The date likes you and you watch the premier together.

    • @brokengames9020
      @brokengames9020 4 роки тому +17

      @@TypicalRussianGuy on a mobile phone on the toilet.

    • @gorilla___
      @gorilla___ 4 роки тому +80

      Or even better you and your date overthrow the bourgeoisie

    • @fcoomega7734
      @fcoomega7734 4 роки тому +26

      Make a conversation like this:
      -do you have interest is philosophy?
      + *answer*
      -oh that is great, *talk about philosophy* , can i show you a guy that talk about it really well? *show it the premier*
      No one can see this guy and not get turned on

  • @sambreuer831
    @sambreuer831 4 роки тому +394

    We need the vampire back as a recurring character

    • @RoseThePhoenix
      @RoseThePhoenix 4 роки тому +12

      Yes, please.

    • @spritelady4669
      @spritelady4669 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed. 😀👍

    • @educprof2160
      @educprof2160 4 роки тому +12

      It makes sence, some books, videogames and movies use them as a "secret elite", so a vampire as an evil capitalist is good.

    • @jonaswomack4493
      @jonaswomack4493 4 роки тому +6

      The Ancapire

    • @plat553
      @plat553 4 роки тому +1

      agreed!

  • @authenticbaguette6673
    @authenticbaguette6673 4 роки тому +126

    7:25 "this [Skyrim] didn't just *Fallout* from the sky.."
    I see what you did there ...

  • @DeoMachina
    @DeoMachina 4 роки тому +710

    It's so, so easy to just take the money, keep quiet and get by on games journalism, and so, so hard to take a stand and risk your career, home, everything for your principles.
    Jim Sterling picked the latter and made it work, despite legal action and threats. And even after all that, he still sticks his neck out to stand up for those who need it.
    That's why every Monday, I thank god for Jim.

    • @godhaj2
      @godhaj2 4 роки тому +39

      Thank god for Jim Fuckin Sterlingson!

    • @stayphrosty
      @stayphrosty 4 роки тому +2

      +

    • @vitaliybakal7356
      @vitaliybakal7356 4 роки тому +1

      what legal actions? only one i know is romine brothers who were like some trailer park poverty who could not fill a lawsuit right.

    • @MCArt25
      @MCArt25 4 роки тому +28

      @@vitaliybakal7356 he regularly gets his videos taken down by copyright claims
      often by the same publishers he rants against

    • @RubyDynamite
      @RubyDynamite 4 роки тому +6

      Thank god for Jim!

  • @lucacommonjay7894
    @lucacommonjay7894 4 роки тому +990

    The music industry is even worse. Almost all of the music worldwide is owned by 3 companies. And anyone that believes that that turned out to be an incentive to inovate can fight me.

    • @isabo1901
      @isabo1901 4 роки тому +23

      LM D what about food, most snacks are owned by 5 companies

    • @Timbo5000
      @Timbo5000 4 роки тому +87

      Not even 3 companies, but most popular music is written by 3 _people_ who cover pretty much all the pop singers. Capitalism is all well and good when it promotes innovation and higher quality, but there is this point where it starts to spiral out of control. There is this point where companies have done the whole quality thing and are looking for even more profitable ways of selling their products. And that is where in the case of music we enter the realm of tunes that are not artistically created, but purposefully designed to be psychologically catchy. What a large part of the music industry does nowadays is simply create tunes that follow a certain recipe of catchiness and create a slightly different version of it for a new hit every time. We are now in the age where quality and profit no longer correlate. We're in the age of mass consumerism, wherein max profit is attained by making your washing machines break after a year or 5 instead of building them to last, wherein max profit is attained by creating a fashion trend each season and producing clothing in bulk to fit the fashion for short term wear instead of producing high quality sustainable clothing to fit a certain _style_ for longer time wear. It's a sad time we live in and video games are on the brink of entering into that next stage too now. We already had to deal with this yearly subscription for online multiplayer (because of this I only play single player games nowadays), but streaming services are truly going to be the killing blow.

    • @economicist2011
      @economicist2011 4 роки тому +3

      _Lars Ulrich has entered the chat._

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 4 роки тому +7

      @Andrew Potter they are already selling ways of playing games that don't run on your computer remotely, but of course it requires a good connection, so no one i know would be able to play

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 4 роки тому +10

      as an aspiring musician this is really discouraging to me. like, if i don’t top a stupid billboard chart i don’t get to eat.

  • @DeepDiveDevin
    @DeepDiveDevin 4 роки тому +333

    I still feel like we don't touch on the worst aspect of live service games enough, which is that they're usually run on servers controlled by the publisher that will render the game unplayable when they shut down, despite many of these games being sold as goods, which essentially makes this fraud in most countries.

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle 4 роки тому +19

      ^^^^ ALLLLL of this.

    • @Carltoncurtis1
      @Carltoncurtis1 4 роки тому +3

      That is the point of any monthly service though so it goes without saying. If your water or ISP goes out of business, you lose access too. I get the frustration though. Back in my day CS 1.6, WC3, Starcraft and most other online games could be played online completely independent of any company shutting down. It wasnt until game companies started controlling their servers that the very concept of "toxicity" was born.
      Porn and Gore sprays on CS 1.6. Porn maps on WC3. Racism, Sexism etc was all up to the players discretions and the only bannable offense was blatant hacking. Those were the days...

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin 4 роки тому +45

      @@Carltoncurtis1 There's a couple things wrong with this, but the main thing you're missing is that these games are being sold _as goods,_ no subscription at all. Them shutting down the servers and rendering these games unplayable is essentially destroying a product they no longer own.

    • @AtomicSource11
      @AtomicSource11 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah weird huh? Except (standalone) games as we buy them today have this weird duality of being a good AND a service at the same time. In order to play the game, you need to agree to a EULA which gives you a *licence* to play the game, which can be revoked at any time by the publisher. We also buy a delivery method (might be a physical disc, or access to a service to download it). Most of what we pay for when buying a game is the IP. IP is honestly the weirdest category of 'good'.
      Like, if you've bought a game disc, you've bought one of the strangest commodities in existence.

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin 4 роки тому +17

      @@AtomicSource11 It actually _cannot_ be revoked by the publisher. When you purchase a game as a good you purchase it under a _perpetual_ license. That means you are entitled to a working product, or some reasonable chance of making it work again. You don't own any part of the IP when you buy games. You're buying a copy of that IP's image which you can do anything you want with. If you fully pay for it, it is YOUR COPY. Shutting down a server that is REQUIRED to play it is effectively destroying that copy. EULAs aren't going to do _shit_ for that.
      If you pay for a new car up front, some fine print on the paperwork saying the company can steal the engine in the middle of the night and sell it back to you isn't going to help them in court. Because they're intentionally destroying something YOU OWN, they aren't entitled to control over it anymore.
      There's nothing "service-y" about any game that doesn't have a subscription fee. If you _buy_ a game, a "license to play a game", or whatever, it's a good. You are legally entitled to be able to use that product until it either wears out on it's own (see: newer OS versions not running certain games) or you choose to be done with it.
      This "you only own a license they can do what they want" is just the industry narrative talking, because they can profit off of murdering games and then selling the same shit in a new package because certain players have nowhere else to go for that specific type of game.

  • @MisterH37
    @MisterH37 3 роки тому +68

    Abigail cosplaying as Jim Sterling is very interesting as within a week of each other, both have come out on the LGBTQ+ spectrum.

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud 3 роки тому +17

      Jim had already talked about being transfemme and nb before, so it wasn't quite coming out, but they sure did incorporate their existing everyday presentation into their public persona the same week Abigail came out!

    • @MisterH37
      @MisterH37 3 роки тому +3

      @@gorimbaud
      I guess that's what I meant. The strange co-incidence.

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud 3 роки тому

      @@MisterH37 It's pretty serendipitous!

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 3 роки тому +1

      @@gorimbaud serendipitous

  • @RobVespa
    @RobVespa 4 роки тому +511

    Twenty minutes into the video: Ah. That's why he's dressed as a vampire.

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen 4 роки тому +11

      Twenty? It took me less than three minutes.
      All I needed was the hint at the top left 2:51 right here.
      I mean it can't get that much more obvious when you're quoting an actual vampire.

    • @aasilakki9733
      @aasilakki9733 4 роки тому +13

      @@Thor.Jorgensen Congratulations.

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen 4 роки тому +1

      @@aasilakki9733 It's called a joke.

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime 4 роки тому +20

      Looks like he stole Jim Sterling’s schtick.

    • @lukasjuszczak1664
      @lukasjuszczak1664 4 роки тому +2

      @@valiroime i came here to post that.

  • @willmistretta
    @willmistretta 4 роки тому +409

    Capitalist propaganda delivered by an actual vampire. The subtlety is off the charts.

    • @caldera11
      @caldera11 4 роки тому +4

      Fuck political extremism and polarization

    • @swanstarr1441
      @swanstarr1441 4 роки тому +35

      @@caldera11 are you a bot

    • @Sonji_S
      @Sonji_S 4 роки тому +14

      ​@@caldera11 the problem with centrists is that there alt right in Nazi Germany and socialists in the USSR,they base there believe on the world they already live in instead of looking at whats good and maximizing that good,extremism isn't inherently bad,if you value freedom and equality or blood soil and tradition that will logically lead you trough a certain path

    • @dylanschmidt9056
      @dylanschmidt9056 4 роки тому +11

      @@caldera11 Like, there's a time and a place for what you're saying, but you've been copy-pasting it everywhere and it often just doesn't make any sense.

    • @randomnamegbji
      @randomnamegbji 4 роки тому +5

      @@swanstarr1441 being rightfully called an NPC by someone claiming to be "a person".
      The irony.

  • @anewhero1216
    @anewhero1216 4 роки тому +191

    Nobody talks about how Vampires definitely would have a bit of a lisp, as exemplified here lol

    • @BlueSun_
      @BlueSun_ 4 роки тому +29

      It's actually pretty common to talk about it among vampire enthusiasts (expecially LARPers). Depending on the size of the prosthetic and wether it was custom made, you can adapt to it and speak without a lisp.

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 4 роки тому +19

      As the other commenter says, those with good/expensive prosthetics (especially if they have no real teeth) don't have any lisp.
      This lisp is because it's over his real teeth and thus larger because of it. IRL vampires wouldn't have a lisp.

    • @SalmanRavoof
      @SalmanRavoof 4 роки тому +2

      I remember the Vampire in the IT Crowd having a pretty obvious lisp.

    • @OmegaSoypreme
      @OmegaSoypreme 4 роки тому +4

      Same with cat girls.

    • @beguinemystic
      @beguinemystic 4 роки тому +1

      A New Hero121 ehh, i got the same fangs as ollie for halloween and i was able to speak without a lisp. it goes away the more your tongue gets used to a slightly different positioning when forming the “s” sound

  • @BrightAwake
    @BrightAwake 3 роки тому +82

    This video got me into Jim Stephanie right in time for the covid shutdown - life changing. I'm not a ""gamer"" at all but I love drama & hate corporations and I can't recommend the Jimquisition enough.

  • @Turlingdromes
    @Turlingdromes 4 роки тому +199

    I can tell Ollie watches The Jimquisition because of the way he had to struggle to not say "live services" in the mocking tone Jim uses every time he says it.

    • @warmachine5835
      @warmachine5835 4 роки тому +26

      Imagine if he had to try and say TRIPPLE AYYYY

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 4 роки тому +3

      I thought the outfit choice was a good indicator too.

    • @jackel11235
      @jackel11235 4 роки тому +2

      I wanted him to say it... soooooo bad...

    • @nmeister007
      @nmeister007 4 роки тому +3

      LIIIIEIEIEIVE SEEEEERRRRVICES

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 4 роки тому +177

    2:51 the only time you'll see "PragerU" and "source" in the same sentence

    • @ChimeraReiax
      @ChimeraReiax 4 роки тому +12

      Tfw you have to source that PragerU said something

    • @ZainabThe1st
      @ZainabThe1st 4 роки тому +3

      I was honestly startled when I saw that source. I got scared that a channel I really like entertained any thoughts or ideas from PragerU.

  • @umangmalik
    @umangmalik 4 роки тому +190

    I love how you made the capitalist vampire do the sponsor spot

  • @truffeltroll6668
    @truffeltroll6668 3 роки тому +39

    How my philosophy prof would say: "one of utilitarianisms biggest problems are rats on ketamine"

  • @ViveLRoi
    @ViveLRoi 4 роки тому +1153

    "Rentier economy" ehh just sounds like feudalism with extra steps

    • @mushroomkaat2667
      @mushroomkaat2667 4 роки тому +18

      Truuuuue

    • @sujalthapa7887
      @sujalthapa7887 4 роки тому +66

      Honestly, I think the rentier economy is just an attempt to recreate the feudal property/power relations in modern day capitalism. Some people call it proto-feudalism or neo-feudalism but I think its more of an atavistic feudalism.

    • @ireneuszpyc6684
      @ireneuszpyc6684 3 роки тому +5

      @@sujalthapa7887 can feudalism (in a particular geographic region) be measured, and compared with the intensity of feudalism in another geographic region?

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 3 роки тому +13

      Funny side node: "Rentier" is German for "reindeer". So a Rentier economy would probably be a lot of herders taking care of someone else's reindeer?

    • @IAmDoctorable
      @IAmDoctorable 3 роки тому +4

      @@rolfs2165 That's just the Sami.

  • @zeratulrus142
    @zeratulrus142 4 роки тому +198

    22:23
    "Some other philosophers whose names I can't remember right now" with Marx and Lenin at the top of the screen. Olly, I'm screaming. Made this video so much better.
    And then I realized that the song at the end was a remix of Megalovania. That's why I love your videos.

    • @Eon2641
      @Eon2641 4 роки тому +20

      Megalovania AND the goosebumps theme because thank god for Jim

    • @intentionally_obscure
      @intentionally_obscure 4 роки тому +1

      Where can I find this song or the song it's a remix of? I'm hooked and all of my searching is failing me.

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 4 роки тому +2

      @@Eon2641 it took me till halfway through to realize it was Goosebumps. Then I thought I was just going mad.

  • @DiThi
    @DiThi 4 роки тому +73

    After Poncius Pilatus died, Empyre kept growing with record profits. That's suspicious. As if he never was that important in the first place!

    • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
      @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 4 роки тому +24

      Thats just wrong.
      Empyre was the victim of a hostile takeover, then rebranded as Cathodelic, and shifted from monopolised construction of utilities to offering microtransactions to save and store peoples intellectual properties. Problem was that people that breached the EULA were usually tortured and killed, and it turned out that Cathodelic wasnt really storing or saving anything, but used the profits to grow to real estate giants AND buy influnce with the authorities to overlook that people that bought microtransactions (especially the "Straight to Heaven" bundle) didnt recieve what they paid for.

  • @shethewriter
    @shethewriter 4 роки тому +82

    The Empire character with an American accent is genius

  • @99wattr89
    @99wattr89 4 роки тому +341

    I wish you'd tackle more politics instead of these totally benign, apolitical, non-controversial videos about epic gamer class warfare.

  • @Northreyar7314
    @Northreyar7314 4 роки тому +320

    ''A heated communist moment'' lmao

    • @Paralellex
      @Paralellex 4 роки тому +2

      "I'm going to say the P word"

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 4 роки тому +1

      Mom says it's my turn to send traitors to the gulags

  • @AkhonaAlbertIsaacMali
    @AkhonaAlbertIsaacMali 4 роки тому +270

    9:56
    Ollie: "There's like 6 energy companies [in my country]"
    Me: *laughs in South African*

    • @lydiadewet02
      @lydiadewet02 4 роки тому +1

      Ek voel die

    • @MCArt25
      @MCArt25 4 роки тому +1

      in my country there is.... 3? I think. One is still owned by a (local) government.

    • @JC-jd1us
      @JC-jd1us 4 роки тому +5

      There's just pg&e in California 😂

    • @mdstevens0612
      @mdstevens0612 4 роки тому +7

      Hahahahahaah MY POWER WENT OUT AS THIS VIDEO CAME OUT BRUH, I don't know if Tshwane Municipality or Eskom are the bigger joke

    • @ImpactIncoming
      @ImpactIncoming 4 роки тому +9

      @@JC-jd1us pg&e is the literal worst. Any emergy company with goddamn shareholders is cursed

  • @scriptures7025
    @scriptures7025 3 роки тому +42

    This really helped me understand the weakness of capitalism sometimes. I’ve been watching your channel and challenging some of my beliefs. Your channel helped with that, thank you

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 11 місяців тому +1

      Congrats, most of us have already been here for years but you got here in the end.

    • @scriptures7025
      @scriptures7025 11 місяців тому +1

      @@quantumblur_3145 I understand the weight of the discussion may of influenced your tone, but it’s his rationality and understanding tone in unity with the information that helped me understand. If you only have snide comments to make against those who disagree with you, I fear our cause for a better economic system will be harder to realize.

  • @johanoskarsson8209
    @johanoskarsson8209 4 роки тому +285

    You know Ollie, one thing's for sure. You can't pull off Jim's look, not like he can. He looks like a big flamboyant jester, a bombastic chaos god, while your erudite suaveness just clashes with his style.
    Oh and great video.

    • @MethCrystal666
      @MethCrystal666 4 роки тому +44

      That was a very kind way to put that. I was just thinking "Olly's done the impossible. He's finally rendered himself unsexy."

    • @cjboyo
      @cjboyo 4 роки тому +29

      He looks more like a suave demon of trickery and seduction instead of the jester demon of chaos and freedom

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +23

      "bombastic chaos god" is how I'm going to describe Jim Sterling from now until the end of time

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart 4 роки тому +13

      @@MethCrystal666 which is funny 'coz jim makes that outfit look hella fetch
      but i suppose olly wearing jim's setup is a bit like a teen wearing his da's suit. more cute than impressing XD

    • @ahmedamine24
      @ahmedamine24 4 роки тому +2

      Jim Sterling in Hazbin Hotel?

  • @SqrlGrlDawn
    @SqrlGrlDawn 4 роки тому +590

    Micro-trans-actions? Thats every little thing i do!

  • @soma8756
    @soma8756 4 роки тому +255

    hearing “born depressed” play in tribute to jim made me actually cheer and clap like an idiot

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 4 роки тому +94

    The Freer the market the freer the corperations

  • @jackakimbo5718
    @jackakimbo5718 4 роки тому +333

    It disconcerting just how accurately you've nailed the gaming company corporate speak for that whole EMPYRE bit. It's like I'm watching an E3 presentation.

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 4 роки тому +49

      I don't think there is anything that differentiates gaming companies from big business tech companies (which, in fact, most of them are in terms of revenue). It's the same sack of shit, neoliberal capitalism.

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 4 роки тому +11

      The beginning bit was very closely based on the Blizzard CEO's "apology speech" (which wasn't an apology) on them banning an esports contestant and two commentators because the contestant shouted a pro-Hong Kong slogan on a stream.

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach 4 роки тому +9

      @@nakenmil The problem is that he did it so much better than the actual Blizzard CEO.

    • @storageheater
      @storageheater 4 роки тому

      throughout the years it's seemed like an arms race between news/corporate/adverts/politics and the satire of them, eg the satire taking news and making it punchier, sharper, more bombastic, the news taking that satire and learning lessons from it. It's almost like satire has turned out to be at best a bit shit, or at worst wildly unpredictable in its political effects, which is disappointing

    • @edwarddickson7026
      @edwarddickson7026 4 роки тому +1

      @@Donnerbalken28 Having worked in tech for the last 4 years, that bit sounded exactly like every large big tech company I've ever seen or been acquired by. I've literally heard 3 exact same speeches from CEO's from larger companies that have acquired the start ups I've worked for which they then made us all redundant a couple months later to replace us with their own worker bee's because they pay them half the amount in salaries.

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 4 роки тому +310

    Everytime I hear of "The Gamer Plight" the only honest thing I can say is
    "Yeah, Capitalism sucks, don't it?"

    • @caldera11
      @caldera11 4 роки тому +2

      Fuck political extremism and polarization

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 роки тому +52

      @@caldera11 brave gamer finally spoke out against society 🙏🙏😔☝😳

    • @sofiaarango3484
      @sofiaarango3484 4 роки тому +45

      @@caldera11 Fuck political centrism and fence sitting

    • @twilightvulpine
      @twilightvulpine 4 роки тому +31

      @@caldera11 We are closer to extreme capitalism than any other extreme.

    • @cristalido3640
      @cristalido3640 4 роки тому +3

      @Sofia Arango you say that just because you want more people supporting your cause, not because you actually care about them. He says "fuck political extremist" probably because he's tired of the current state of american society, where everyone on any side of the political spectrum acts like an entitled twat that owns the truth.

  • @lmac6934
    @lmac6934 4 роки тому +126

    the video games, the vampirism, the meta-biblical humour, the number of times text appeared on screen too fast to read so you pause the video to read it and find fun little jokes you otherwise would've missed...i'm feeling excessively catered to, what unscrupulous indulgence
    also, floored by your excellent performance while contending with large plastic teeth what the human mouth aint built for, v impressive, a testament to your dedication

    • @Deepclow
      @Deepclow 4 роки тому +2

      "What unscrupulous Indulgence!" sounds like something the Darkest Dungeon's Narrator would say, and that's a compliment.

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 4 роки тому

      Gabriel Pontes i read it in his voice too. Could either be an exclamation for drinking the blood. Or one of those slow sentences.

  • @mattwong5403
    @mattwong5403 4 роки тому +64

    "Keep progressive politics out of games." Witcher 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Metal Gear Solid, Death Stranding, Spec Ops The Line, BF Hardline, Halo 2, Assassin's Creed, Watch Dogs, GTA V, Sleeping Dogs, Borderlands, etc

    • @kiriki4558
      @kiriki4558 4 роки тому +1

      The same can be aplied to comics and manga/anime.

    • @InhabitantOfOddworld
      @InhabitantOfOddworld 4 роки тому +9

      Half of those don't strike me as progressive

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 4 роки тому +3

      @@kiriki4558 or any fictional works, really. Check out Jim Sterling's video about politics in Dark Souls, if you haven't already. It may be just about DS, but it really shows how universal political themes can be.

    • @fiona9891
      @fiona9891 3 роки тому

      @@InhabitantOfOddworld Which ones?

  • @7OwlsWithALaptop
    @7OwlsWithALaptop 4 роки тому +186

    7/10 He didn't do the voice when saying "lIiifE sEeeeRviCeS"

    • @NyJoanzy
      @NyJoanzy 4 роки тому +17

      LOIV SERVAAHSEZZ.
      Yeah, I was kinda disappointed too.

    • @jackpollard550
      @jackpollard550 4 роки тому +26

      4/10, no TRIPLE AAAAAYYYYYYY

    • @NyJoanzy
      @NyJoanzy 4 роки тому +10

      Didn't even read a CEO's statement in a derisive tone.

    • @ThatGuy-tc8kb
      @ThatGuy-tc8kb 4 роки тому +7

      so about as good as breath of the wild?

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 4 роки тому +4

      I always say “triple A” with a mocking sneer thanks to Jim.

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer 4 роки тому +172

    In my psych class I was taught:
    Irregularly rewarded behavior takes the longest to extinguish.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 4 роки тому +12

      @transylvanian
      There's the Harlow monkey experiments. You can find creepy videos of that on UA-cam.
      I think BF Skinner came up with that earlier statement though. IIRC he mostly worked with pigeons.

    • @gabriellavedier9650
      @gabriellavedier9650 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, the superstitious pigeon experiment

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat 4 роки тому +3

      Depends on reinforcement/punishment type, potential motivation, how far "shaped" a behavior is in the organism's current state, what specific reinforcement (psychopharmacology, like sugar vs nicotine for example... Which is an entirely HUGE part of behavioral shaping) you're utilizing, the complexity of the new behavior you're trying to shape into an organism's future behavior or "habit"...
      Experimental Psych is all about methodologies and calculations, it's an interesting field. Highly mathematical which is a plus.

  • @umangmalik
    @umangmalik 4 роки тому +376

    "successfully privatized world peace"
    Was that an Iron Man 2 reference?

    • @bluedobson7623
      @bluedobson7623 4 роки тому +51

      Probably! I bet Olly ain't a fan of a billionaire weapons manufacturer

    • @jerrodshack7610
      @jerrodshack7610 4 роки тому

      I thought that was in the first one?

    • @silverhollowshadow7855
      @silverhollowshadow7855 4 роки тому +3

      Please, please don't shit on Tony Stark? The whole point of his character is being a flawed human and overcoming those flaws through facing your own demons.
      Also TS is the sweet fantasy of a rich guy giving a shit about the world.

    • @bbrbbr-on2gd
      @bbrbbr-on2gd 4 роки тому +8

      Silverhollowshadow
      He was also cool with building several robot armies and a 16 year old being in control of a satellite that could obliterate anyone from space...

    • @cottonballs185
      @cottonballs185 4 роки тому +1

      @@bbrbbr-on2gd That's a Sony entry to the MCU for you

  • @elizabethlockhart2103
    @elizabethlockhart2103 3 роки тому +57

    The line "membership in our execution squads has gone from 82% to just 63%" is so, so delightfully satirical on so many levels.

  • @Winterappleby
    @Winterappleby 4 роки тому +160

    Can we talk about how you had those teeth in the whole video and you BARELY had a lisp, which is IMPRESSIVE. When I wear them I lisp so bad.

    • @FuriosaTerraToma
      @FuriosaTerraToma 4 роки тому +30

      I just thought maybe he wears them regularly enough that he can talk with them. 😍😈

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 4 роки тому +12

      That’s those elocution skills at work for sure.

    • @catherineknight-diaz8977
      @catherineknight-diaz8977 4 роки тому

      Diction classes do wonders I guess hahahaha

  • @flaviusclaudius7510
    @flaviusclaudius7510 4 роки тому +178

    Pilate really needs to wash his hands of that man's blood.

  • @zomg1337h4x
    @zomg1337h4x 4 роки тому +498

    >that hair
    >those eyes
    >those vampire teeth
    Oh, I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

    • @BurningSunBloodyMoon
      @BurningSunBloodyMoon 4 роки тому +59

      Can't awaken what's already awake. B)

    • @zomg1337h4x
      @zomg1337h4x 4 роки тому +59

      @@BurningSunBloodyMoon But my fragile heterosexuality!

    • @lindsc6293
      @lindsc6293 4 роки тому +20

      @@zomg1337h4x Heterosexuality?? Lol! Don't kid yourself, no straight guy would ever write what you wrote.

    • @zomg1337h4x
      @zomg1337h4x 4 роки тому +71

      @@lindsc6293 Look, just because I want to feel those fangs slowly caress my skin while staring longingly into those yellow eyes...
      What was I saying?

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 4 роки тому +15

      *puts finger up*
      "I don't like where this is going"

  • @jimzeez
    @jimzeez 4 роки тому +70

    That was cool but, you made me realize I've never *seen* someone's accent before. When youu're doing the Empyre sketches, I noticed I can see a difference in the shape of your mouth while you speak. Thanks, I guess.

    • @MrTombombodil
      @MrTombombodil 3 роки тому +3

      That might have been because he wasn't wearing the vampire fangs.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrTombombodil As someone who speaks two accents natively (I was raised in England and the US) there is definitely a shift in how you move your mouth, but it's mainly a tongue thing.

  • @jasonports8517
    @jasonports8517 4 роки тому +1599

    Let’s be real: Capitalism pretends economics is a PvP Battle Royale situation when really it’s a Bossfight...

    • @headsworthtg3585
      @headsworthtg3585 4 роки тому +97

      Supreme Snek hello conservative!

    • @headsworthtg3585
      @headsworthtg3585 4 роки тому +138

      Supreme Snek boss=already existing big businesses that is always raising barriers to entry
      if you perceive leftists as Bosses well then I think you overestimate our current power in the US lol

    • @clementineoof6135
      @clementineoof6135 4 роки тому +83

      @Supreme Snek This has got to be the dumbest take I've ever heard in my entire life lmao. I'd have expected better of a fellow lib

    • @headsworthtg3585
      @headsworthtg3585 4 роки тому +56

      Supreme Snek in what way is being a leftist specifically destructive and how is it uniquely destructive? I mean, you wanna talk about destruction, check out all of capitalist historical disasters(like Deep Water Horizon among thousands of other disasters for humans and their environments) and right-wing government failures(that stem from specifically right-wing policies, like the treatment of the AIDS epidemic in the US), how exactly is the label of ‘destructive’ a useful and even a meaningful label in the face of that?
      Also your conflating of far left with ‘authoritarians’ is pretty ignorant, sure there definitely are stalinists and maoists, but there’s also a bunch of anarchist movements and other socialists that are all about democracy in the economy(in various forms), so yea, read a bit more before you give a hot take

    • @clementineoof6135
      @clementineoof6135 4 роки тому +47

      @Supreme Snek uh, yeah. You have an incredibly juvenile view of politics on some kind of weird made up spectrum where capitalism isn't included in the far right. Not to mention the way you've got it set up draws a very stupid equivalency between Nazis, ancaps, tankies, and anarchists

  • @sieltan5618
    @sieltan5618 4 роки тому +168

    "i watched a cool one about parasites..."

  • @notcutty6631
    @notcutty6631 4 роки тому +276

    "I watched a cool documentary about parasites"
    I can relate to this, having watched many of Jim Sterling's videos.

    • @denisherlock3023
      @denisherlock3023 4 роки тому +2

      Is this supposed to be a compliment?

    • @orbweaving
      @orbweaving 4 роки тому +33

      @@denisherlock3023 I think "parasites" references the game companies Sterling speaks on

    • @denisherlock3023
      @denisherlock3023 4 роки тому +10

      @@orbweaving ah, of course. the so called 'triple A games publishers'

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 4 роки тому +14

      @@denisherlock3023 Triple-AAAAAAAAYYYYY.

  • @PawsOnTheBalcony
    @PawsOnTheBalcony 4 роки тому +42

    Olly: "This particular box was made in Austria."
    Me, an Austrian: *Surprised Pikachu Face*