After watching I went over to Facebook just out of curiosity, i was trying really hard not to laugh too loud when the 5th post i saw was from a page called "cozy homes" and was just a picture of a couch and a window next to the sea
AND NOW THERE'S AN IMAGE OF 2 WOMEN FACING EACH OTHER, ONE WITH 2 FACES 1 OF WHICH IS A KID, THE OTHER HAS FINGERS COMING OUT OF HER HEAD, GER ARM IS A SNAKE AND THE OVERALL SHAPE OF THE THING ALSO LOOKS LIKE JESUS FACE
@@mdigidrop6911 This made _me_ go check, and the first things I saw were an AI generated picture of fat tinkerbell, another of the moon visibly melting down a mountainside at twilight from a group titled "Amazing US," and an ex-friend ranting about demons (he means real, actual religious-style demons) and how humans shouldn't get to thinking they're any better because judging yourself to be more moral than a literal, biblical demon is the sin of Pride. This is rather tame for him, and there is a reason we no longer speak. I had to scroll a little bit to find it, but I did indeed have one from Cozy Homes. Mine was two beds, the only dry places to stand in an otherwise submerged cave devoid of decoration. The headboard of one bed was blocking the only doorway. If you were leaving the house for any reason in this totally legit, absolutely-not-AI universe, you'd have to climb over the furniture and drop like a sack of potatoes on the other side, or swim out to sea and along the coast.
Facebook is a repulsive mess these days. When I first joined in 2007 it had no ads, no bs, no dumb notifications. It was just a social platform for me and my friends and our interests.
The shit that hurts the most, is that I have a lot of pictures and check-ins from the 2007-2013 era I don't want to lose. That's the only reason I still have a Facebook.
I used to spend $1 on ads to promote my comic book series and get real people interested. If I went back to it, the ad would get 0 engagements and would likely be buried in ad Hades.
Remember when your feed was just the latest things that people posted by the time they posted. You could just scroll downwards and see what people were saying. Now it's literally unusable. Aside from a couple groups I check out for my hobby, I don't do anything else on facebook, actually that's not entirely true. Every day I log in, I check my memories, and delete 99% of them.
yeah, and the other completely true thing is: real users abandoned the place because they got to know how other real users think. It is no coincidence that the only real user talks s*** about immigrants. :)
Back in 2010, if you were in your 20s, you were weird to not have a FB, I made one like 3 years later, right on time when everyone stopped f*cking using it. Now I log in and I can see pictures of those people that told me to get on FB from 2014 and nothing since.
@@laurocoman That was also the trend where I (probably like most) added every friend, classmate, or coworker/boss I had *ever* had. And then over the next few years realized that "No, I'm totally good with not being connected to most of them anymore".
@@lluewhyn yeah, I talked with most of those people for the last time 10 years ago. We don't live in the same town, hell, some of them left the country so there is no point at all in this ordeal. Even if I did want to talk to them, they are not really active there, even less than myself.
Clearly Ryan is trying to hold onto his Litarded audience… no one wants to “punch an illegal in the face” we all just wanna send EIGHT MILLION illegals - legally - back to where they came from… But I agree with Twitter… while Elon has done wonders for ESTABLISHED Content Creators to post FREELY… anyone signing up for engagement is simply Xed out… dropping my unrewarded, unacknowledged account coming this June.
Yeah twitter and FB are dead, the two biggest platforms apart from maybe UA-cam. UA-cam is doing okay, reddit is okay, I hear threads isn't bad but I haven't been on there. IG is trying to be tiktok and is slowly dying. Tiktok is just obnoxious trends, but tiktok and UA-cam might be the best we have.
@@jasondaniel6021 I mean, those are some of the big chunks of it. What's left is pornography and services that use the internet to function (like online gaming). The social part of the internet is definitely worsening.
Coincidentally, I've been off Facebook for a week, the sponsored ads and other content posted in which I have less than zero interest and some of which is distressing to me, has mushroomed so much, scrolling is an unpleasant experience of blocking every third post. This video absolutely nailed the experience!
I'm the opposite, I came back after years away. Social fixer and/or FB fluffy buster addons pretty much get rid of all that BS. I have just a couple dozen mates and family on there (no crazies) and it's almost like the old pre-ad days. It's not bad.
I only have a profile to use messenger.. and my logins.. Facebook itself is so horrible that i very rarely open it .. jebus what a dumpster of ads all day long 😓
I SWEAR TO GOD. I begged all my friends not to go to Facebook and they were like 'No, man, it's the future. It's gonna have so many cool things'. So I was just alone on MySpace with a bunch of shitty emo bands. Facebook even looked like corporate trash back then. After my 37th alt account was killed a few years ago, I never made another one and I feel great about it. The only people who actually enjoy FB are the elderly.
The most drama was getting knocked out of the Top 8. You could always tell who was mad at you or that your relationship was over. Send a text using t9 'Oh it's like that, huh?'
this is pretty accurately describing why I deleted all social media except UA-cam in 2017 and haven't looked back. It's like owning a cable TV subscription in 2024.
Even youtube sucks though. I pay for premium (I use UA-cam Music as my streaming service) so thankfully no ads, but my recommendations are either nothing but channels I've watched before, or content that I have TOLD UA-cam that I have no interest in. Like every few weeks it'll suggest a restoration video, even though every time I click "Not interested". These platforms don't care about or need users anymore.
@@davidthedeaf - it's good to have a landline for emergencies. If there's a power outage, cellphone towers can get too busy to be used, but the landline will work even without power.
Makes sense. You can never go back to "the way it was" with ANYTHING. Instead, ya gotta take a bite outta the sheet sandwich named "ham & cheese & how it *IS*". 😂🤣😂 #copium
"No, but we've stopped pretending that that has any effect on what we show you." Perfect description of what they've done. Them and X (formerly Twitter).
Mine had suggestions to join gardening groups I had never heard of in my area, we evidently had 4. It also showed that it was several people’s birthdays, and one person poked me.
The last time I logged into Facebook, which was about nine years ago, I received a poke from my sister who had died two years earlier. It made me question what I always had thought of as the most obvious book title ever “death comes as the end” by Agatha Christie.
It's like the experience of getting to see how life would go on were you to die Expect that life was a fake piece of shit you didn't really care for since 2016
The existence of the "suggested" post is what finally got me to delete facebook. I can understand the occasional sponsored post, businesses need revenue, but I sat and counted 80+ posts that were a combination of sponsored posts and suggested posts between 2 posts by friends. I don't care if my friends don't post enough, if after seeing a post from one of my friends you find it appropriate to show me 80+ posts that are just advertising and other content I didn't ask for before showing the 2nd post made by one of my actual friends you can go kick rocks with your service.
I was a photographer for music events and early on Facebook worked very well for organic likes--I'd post an album and it would be popular for a week or more. Then the sponsoring came and suddenly unless someone clicked and liked an album immediately it would just disappear. I was supposed to pay to get my posts to appear but what I heard from people doing it is it was never enough, big name businesses could get sponsored posts to show up but hobbyists and small businesses would get just a few more likes. The flip side is I saw an article on a news site about the anniversary of the Apple II PC, and shared it with my friends saying one of those was the only Apple I would have admitted to owning as I had one as a kid but didn't like the company today. That article got swept up into Facebook's trending news feed and a guy in Washington state I'd never met or heard of went on an unholy tirade at me as he was so offended. I eventually figured out he had one distant mutual friend with me which was how he saw the post so go figure, reach when you don't want it, pay when you do.
I got disillusioned with Facebook fairly early and pulled back from it (didn't delete my account outright, but stopped posting or visiting around 11-12 years ago), after seeing just how mindlessly addicted to it some of my peers were becoming. At this point looking back I'm glad it worked out like that.
@@obsidianjane4413 He's around my age. I can't speak for other people my age, but I will say that I grew up on MySpace and I've disliked Facebook for pretty much its entire existence (I dislike it more now, though). Kinda feel like it caught on more with boomers than with millennials.
At least, Facebook was last fun in maybe 2010-2014 when I had 100-150 friends, most of whom were relatives or people I'd worked or gone to school with, and we could keep up with our lives despite being in other states or countries. Then the politics and the ads and the bots came and every post was sponsored, every friend request was fake, and all I was seeing was rage and anger about politics. I quit in 2016, came back in 2018 as I couldn't keep up with people anymore as they'd stopped using e-mail, but after two years of even worse rage and my eyes glazing over at trying to keep up with a feed I quit for good in 2020 during the pandemic.
AI: "Hi there hello. My purpose is to eliminate friction and improve analytics and resource utilization across your organization. Also you have 15 fingers I decided"
Pro tip. The dprk isn't democratic, ai isn't ai, and calling myself the tallest man on earth doesn't magically make me grow 2 feet taller. You gotta be less gullible. Calling 30 year old comparative algorithms 'ai' doesn't make it skynet.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx🙄 This old chestnut. No, calling something "AI" does not magically make a legitimate artificially sentient being. However, unless you've been living under a rock this past five years, you'll have noticed that 'AI' is now the commonly accepted synonym for machine learning models, large language models, and other generative systems. It's literally pointless to correct at this point.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx technically the definition isn't wrong as AI as just used as a general term to mean computers making decisions on things we normally would associate as a task requiring a human input. In the broadest definition even a simple decision tree application is AI. You're correct that none of these things are artificial general intelligence though, and the general populace treating them like they are is exhausting, even more so for those of us who work in the field. I've spent more time in the last six months explaining that its all just math than I have in the last five years before that.
Or not. "How do you know it's horrible?" "From experience. I've seen children with faces that were made by AI that were not suitable to look at themselves" "Oh..."
The Dead Internet Theory looks more right and accurate by the day. Also the Spider-Dog is both creepy and adorable at the same time. Your eyes start at the top half and you say, adorable, then you see the spider legs part and it just makes you pause and and wonder if its too late to look for images of kittens instead.
@@master_miller First Time I read about it, but I might assume AI is killing the Internet as it makes it impossible to use to communicate. No way to know if the other person on the other side is real or an AI. Sure, we had to deal with bought Troll for years now but there was always the cost factor to utilize them. Now with AI we will see having one AI posing as a human raging against another AI posing as a human over some weird party politics issue and as an observer you can never know if those are real or not. This makes the Internet as a media to communicate rather useless.
@@master_miller Because it's the (conspiracy) theory about the internet being mostly populated by bots talking to other bots (which has been proven to cause bot-specific slang to evolve). With the huge push of every company to try to use "AI" (they're really using "Language Learning Models," which are more an Autocorrect than AI, but because marketing jerks have pushed for it to be the colloquial term and the public ate it up, we'll just call it "AI" for this comment) for every major, minor, and edge case, the appearance of the internet is largely beginning to resemble just that, including the bot-specific slang popping up all over. Note: If you want to know if current AI/LLM is good for your use-case, replace "AI" and/or "LLM" with "Drunken undergrads" and see if you still want to risk it. As in, "The hospital plans to use [AI / Drunken Undergrads] to diagnose patients, saving time and money otherwise spent on trained physicians." Google has implemented AI in its search engine to the point that it now gets a not insubstantial amount of complaints of fabricated links and website descriptions that are either inaccurate, outright misleading, or don't actually exist. All major social media companies have either upgraded from algorithms to LLM/AI's to push "content" (anything they think will make you respond) to improve "engagement" (any response or interaction, but rage is the easiest and thus most common form sought). Scammers use AI to make fake images or documents, and see the inaccuracies as a feature, since most scams use those to self-deselect people who wouldn't fall for the scam. TechBros use AI to fabricate creative content (badly) so that they don't have to pay the people who spent years to training to do that. And that's not even getting into the entire ethics discussion; this is just an explanation of why people are bringing up the "Dead Internet Theory."
Ryan George, I would like to thank you for your contributions to society, art and media. You have a sense of understanding the nuances of our world and communicate the humor of what you say in a way nigh unto perfection. Thank you. Sincerely, thank you.
"So, you have a Ryan George sketch for me?" "Yes sir I do. I was thinking we could do another one of those talking to websites as if they were people videos?" "Oh, you mean like the type we just released a complete compilation video of last week?" "Yes sir, exactly like that" "Kind of missed the boat on that one didn't ya?" "What do you mean, sir?" "Well now the compilation video won't be complete." "Oh yeah I guess so, whoops." "Whoopsie"
This is exactly why every time a website starts to open facebook without warning me I act like someone offered to unleash a bag of spiders into my bathroom.
Yep, sounds about right. My feed's filled with suggested posts and irrelevant "reels". I hardly see any of my actual friends' content hidden beneath all the ad-filled mush.
I have found that commenting on a friend's post helps. Helps to fill your entire feed with that friend's posts and nothing else. Honestly the site is entirely fucked now and they don't care, since comment bots drive engagement on bot-created posts to generate ad revenue from bot-created ads.
tbf the feed was always a disaster. Smhw back in the day I felt a lot more comfortable with my IRL ID being on all my online interactions. Facebook is just weird.
Exactly. "Back in the day" it was good to see updates and things from casual friends that you don't necessarily keep in regular contact with IRL. Just to know how they're doing. Now it's like 50 "Sponsored" or "Suggested" post for every one actual friends' post. It's pointless. And sometimes you're thinking "Just what exactly is the algorithm doing that makes them think THESE are the type of things I'd find interesting."
The funniest part about this is how many boomers think those pictures are real. I always see my great aunt commenting on them like "praying for this boy, lord heal this child."
I like the idea that as humans moved out, the robots moved in and are now just hanging out in our abandoned social media spaces. robots need a place to post funny pictures too!
I once logged in to see what my old friends were up to that I haven't seen in years. They've all either moved abroad or at least out of the shitty expensive big city we grew up in, posting beautiful wedding photos with mountains in the background, or doing something positive like became a children's teacher, or just had their 3rd baby, and one became a snowboard instructor doing something completely different from what we went to college together for...All of them making something of their lives, living the life I can only imagine. Meanwhile I see myself and...well, y'know, the complete opposite of all of them. I'm just going to now make some tea, and stare out into the distance.
screw that! i'm a disaster zone AND a terminally antisocial. Trick is to steer clear of sane, rational perspectives, tell reality that it is #2 on your list of priorities and embrace denial. This alone can turn the worst place into the best - if you think it, it's real. If you don't think it, it stops being real. Denial #1, Reality #2. Or maybe like #14 but trust me on the denial.
@@TalentedLMT Well, one friend couple is divorced and a single parent now while going through a rough custody battle, so there's that at least. Oh, and my ex from high school that I gave my heart to that dumped me, is also now alone as a wine cat-lady after getting pumped and dumped multiple times, so there's also that schadenfreude.
Don't feel bad, I'm in the same boat. I see all of my friends and family getting married and having kids and traveling and stuff, and then there's me, sitting alone in my house and I can't even get one match on dating apps.
I was last on Facebook for my birthday in 2019. I have come back once a year for the exact same post: "Thanks for the birthday wishes, see you next year."
@@obsidianjane4413 He didn't create the Metaverse as much as hop on the metaverse bandwagon and then appropriate the term used for the concept by naming a company "Meta" in order to make it look like he invented it by simply naming his implementation of the idea after the idea itself, which also happens to make it look like its named after the company.
@@obsidianjane4413 The term "metaverse" as a combination of "meta" and "universe" was not invented by Zuckerberg. Putting a capital letter in the beginning of a word doesn't mean you invented the word.
That's actually mostly propaganda. The legacy media is terrified of X. It's pretty nice, once you trained the algorithm. And there's no better place for news. Often other news sources cite it too.
Ryan, you are GOLD! If you ever do stand up in my area, I'm there with friends. And we will laugh even if you're having a tough time (all do once in a while). If you're ion TV, I'll watch and tell all my friends. Thank you for all the laughs!
huh I guess mine isn't that bad. Mine mostly shows posts from 50+ year olds from my church posting religious quotes and sunsets. Some of them post multiple times a day 😅 Not really my vibe
@@roostre5254 Like many other comments said, I too only really go to facebook on my birthday. I have a friend who is exactly 1 year younger than me and we chat once a year basically 😅
Not empty around me. I'm in so many hobby groups, follow venues to see their updates, see the upcoming events in my area and the latest news, not to mention memes, art and jokes. The people that I know still post to facebook. And it's lively in the groups. Maybe you just need to know how to personalise your feed more. But the part about seeing a lot of random page posts popping up from nowhere, including AI generated images, is true, of course.
I enjoy Facebook alot because I'm in so many history, finance, tech, movie review etc pages and groups. Without groups and pages it wouldn't make sense at all
It’s mostly empty with me, most of my real friends don’t use it anymore. It’s the same 25 people posting, and then all the ridiculous Ai suggestions. I will admit, groups are a good place to find real people because they have moderators.
It shouldn’t be so hard to personalize your page. Like UA-cam, you easily say what you like and don’t like and the algo gets it mostly right. Facebook still shows pages completely unrelated to anything you’ve ever liked before. I had to go through 100s of my so-called “interests” in the privacy section just to get them removed so I could stop seeing targeted posts. Then after a couple months I have to do the same thing again. People I talk to every day, I have to go directly to their page to see what they post then hope that by pressing follow I see what they post about. It’s the same 10 people I see daily even though others post. So I have to remember all my friends and family and go follow them even though we are already friends but I get fake posts and sponsored posts automatically? It shouldn’t be a chore to use. So I gave up on it
I'm amazed anyone outside of media does call it X. No one is going to be confused if you say Twitter, so presumably the only reason people call it X despite everyone hating the new name is because they're so desperate to seem current, even if it's dumb and irrational.
The only false thing about this is Facebook being completely truthful to the customer
Yup.
the other problem was twitter was not wearing SS gear
Customer or user?
Yeah, pretty much
On Facebook, you're not a customer, you're the product.
That grandma looks like the only thing keeping her alive was the radiation that also caused her to mutate horrifically
She grows a new hand each year after she turned 100.
Her candles say 1000 years old. Wow.
She's a Ghoul
okay, i guess i´m going to have nightmares the next time i sleep
@@benxiro4293 oh for sure 👌
That's a horrifying dog but also just the most adorable spider. Who's a good spider? Who's a good spider!??
It's the cutest spider there ever was, fr.
Awww good spider! 🥰🥰
Looks like an adorable little Baldur's Gate pet
That's Father Dougal's Spider Baby's dog.
LOL I half agree. I think that creature is an adorable dog too.
"Level up your robot and drive a tank or somethin'."
Scarily accurate.
After watching I went over to Facebook just out of curiosity, i was trying really hard not to laugh too loud when the 5th post i saw was from a page called "cozy homes" and was just a picture of a couch and a window next to the sea
AND NOW THERE'S A "PHOTOGRAPH" OF A MAN CARVING JESUS'S FACE IN THE SAND
AND NOW THERE'S AN IMAGE OF 2 WOMEN FACING EACH OTHER, ONE WITH 2 FACES 1 OF WHICH IS A KID, THE OTHER HAS FINGERS COMING OUT OF HER HEAD, GER ARM IS A SNAKE AND THE OVERALL SHAPE OF THE THING ALSO LOOKS LIKE JESUS FACE
My man Ryan did some proper research 😂
@@mdigidrop6911 This made _me_ go check, and the first things I saw were an AI generated picture of fat tinkerbell, another of the moon visibly melting down a mountainside at twilight from a group titled "Amazing US," and an ex-friend ranting about demons (he means real, actual religious-style demons) and how humans shouldn't get to thinking they're any better because judging yourself to be more moral than a literal, biblical demon is the sin of Pride. This is rather tame for him, and there is a reason we no longer speak.
I had to scroll a little bit to find it, but I did indeed have one from Cozy Homes. Mine was two beds, the only dry places to stand in an otherwise submerged cave devoid of decoration. The headboard of one bed was blocking the only doorway. If you were leaving the house for any reason in this totally legit, absolutely-not-AI universe, you'd have to climb over the furniture and drop like a sack of potatoes on the other side, or swim out to sea and along the coast.
Lol what did you guys do to your Facebook? I just checked and had nothing but friends posts. Though the mobile game thing checks out
0:55 That child is almost as horrifying as Ryan Jr
Blood!
Oh gosh I forgot about him! The horrors
Harsh
....BLOOD🤤
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Thinking the same lol
Crazy how comedy sketches provide the only scenario in which you will ever speak with a real person at fb to resolve any of your enquiries
In this case it's a personification of the FB platform into a guy. Still, i imagine this FB guy is much nicer than their call service people.
Facebook is a repulsive mess these days.
When I first joined in 2007 it had no ads, no bs, no dumb notifications. It was just a social platform for me and my friends and our interests.
The shit that hurts the most, is that I have a lot of pictures and check-ins from the 2007-2013 era I don't want to lose. That's the only reason I still have a Facebook.
That was always only the hook. Facebook was always about making money, and users were the products.
I used to spend $1 on ads to promote my comic book series and get real people interested. If I went back to it, the ad would get 0 engagements and would likely be buried in ad Hades.
lol I joined in 2007 and yes it had those things lol
Remember when your feed was just the latest things that people posted by the time they posted. You could just scroll downwards and see what people were saying.
Now it's literally unusable. Aside from a couple groups I check out for my hobby, I don't do anything else on facebook, actually that's not entirely true. Every day I log in, I check my memories, and delete 99% of them.
That's basically the internet now. Robots talking to robots.
yeah, and the other completely true thing is: real users abandoned the place because they got to know how other real users think. It is no coincidence that the only real user talks s*** about immigrants. :)
amazon is proof that all the world is an API
100%. Actual people are just watchers now. Bots promoting the establishment/industry opinions. The rest is censored.
dead internet theory.
Imagine a robot saying this and then a robot responding to it with something like "I know right?"
Logging into Facebook is like going to a high school reunion. You go out of curiosity, but the moment you’re inside, you want to leave.
I've never heard a more accurate description!
Back in 2010, if you were in your 20s, you were weird to not have a FB, I made one like 3 years later, right on time when everyone stopped f*cking using it. Now I log in and I can see pictures of those people that told me to get on FB from 2014 and nothing since.
@@laurocoman That was also the trend where I (probably like most) added every friend, classmate, or coworker/boss I had *ever* had. And then over the next few years realized that "No, I'm totally good with not being connected to most of them anymore".
@@lluewhyn yeah, I talked with most of those people for the last time 10 years ago. We don't live in the same town, hell, some of them left the country so there is no point at all in this ordeal. Even if I did want to talk to them, they are not really active there, even less than myself.
Clearly Ryan is trying to hold onto his Litarded audience… no one wants to “punch an illegal in the face” we all just wanna send EIGHT MILLION illegals - legally - back to where they came from…
But I agree with Twitter… while Elon has done wonders for ESTABLISHED Content Creators to post FREELY… anyone signing up for engagement is simply Xed out… dropping my unrewarded, unacknowledged account coming this June.
the internet is crumbling before our eyes
Yeah twitter and FB are dead, the two biggest platforms apart from maybe UA-cam. UA-cam is doing okay, reddit is okay, I hear threads isn't bad but I haven't been on there. IG is trying to be tiktok and is slowly dying. Tiktok is just obnoxious trends, but tiktok and UA-cam might be the best we have.
@@ea6102 reddit is the best really. It feels like most are actual people. youtube 2nd
The internet is so much more than social media platforms.
@@jasondaniel6021 I mean, those are some of the big chunks of it. What's left is pornography and services that use the internet to function (like online gaming). The social part of the internet is definitely worsening.
The parts of the internet that are not social media are rapidly disappearing
Coincidentally, I've been off Facebook for a week, the sponsored ads and other content posted in which I have less than zero interest and some of which is distressing to me, has mushroomed so much, scrolling is an unpleasant experience of blocking every third post. This video absolutely nailed the experience!
So wait, you were _on_ Facebook up until a week ago ?
Left 5 years ago, best thing I ever did. Actually got my life back and wasn't a slave to it's BS
I'm the opposite, I came back after years away.
Social fixer and/or FB fluffy buster addons pretty much get rid of all that BS.
I have just a couple dozen mates and family on there (no crazies) and it's almost like the old pre-ad days. It's not bad.
@@olderthangodsdog29 A lot of people just graduated to more addictive stuff like Tiktok and the like.
I only have a profile to use messenger.. and my logins..
Facebook itself is so horrible that i very rarely open it .. jebus what a dumpster of ads all day long 😓
Never should have left MySpace...
Tom would never allow AI.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
I begged all my friends not to go to Facebook and they were like 'No, man, it's the future. It's gonna have so many cool things'. So I was just alone on MySpace with a bunch of shitty emo bands. Facebook even looked like corporate trash back then. After my 37th alt account was killed a few years ago, I never made another one and I feel great about it. The only people who actually enjoy FB are the elderly.
Do you remember forums?
It was way better than facecrack
The most drama was getting knocked out of the Top 8. You could always tell who was mad at you or that your relationship was over. Send a text using t9 'Oh it's like that, huh?'
this is pretty accurately describing why I deleted all social media except UA-cam in 2017 and haven't looked back. It's like owning a cable TV subscription in 2024.
Even youtube sucks though. I pay for premium (I use UA-cam Music as my streaming service) so thankfully no ads, but my recommendations are either nothing but channels I've watched before, or content that I have TOLD UA-cam that I have no interest in. Like every few weeks it'll suggest a restoration video, even though every time I click "Not interested".
These platforms don't care about or need users anymore.
I have a rotary dial landline, just in case cell phones go out of style. 😂
@@davidthedeaf - it's good to have a landline for emergencies. If there's a power outage, cellphone towers can get too busy to be used, but the landline will work even without power.
I have cable and a landline even though I use neither because my internet provider sells the packages cheaper than just the internet for some reason
I have Snap to talk to my circle of friends in the group chat, UA-cam, and Twitter. That's it.
Thats how Yahoo Messenger died. In the end it was just bots talking to bots
I was simultaneously entertained and scarred for life by this skit .
Makes sense. You can never go back to "the way it was" with ANYTHING. Instead, ya gotta take a bite outta the sheet sandwich named "ham & cheese & how it *IS*". 😂🤣😂 #copium
Yeah, I hate AI pictures with grotesque forms.
"No, but we've stopped pretending that that has any effect on what we show you." Perfect description of what they've done. Them and X (formerly Twitter).
It's only X to other companies. Literally everyone still calls it Twitter
Xitter. It's pronounced "shitter."
TikTok too. The fyp is now complete garbage that only shows lives and ads
@@NostraDavid2it's called X, so it's called X. Did you get that?
@@goodguysolid6398 Calm down Elon
Friend Request 2006: Yaaay someone wants to be my Friend!
Fried Request 2024: Who tf is this person? Are they even real? I bet it's the feds.
more like a scammer from central Africa catfishing you.
Yes everyone still posting is on an alt account due to FB's meddling nonsense.
Literally. The only friend requests I get in 2024 are bots disguised as attractive women.
@@rodbelding9523 Yeap right after watching porn lol
@@rodbelding9523 That's probably cuz you watched porn lol
Social media is to technology as tobacco is to agriculture.
The internet is to truth what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
I'm stealing this.
Ryan's personification of popular websites skits are TIGHT
Accurate as Fugg(book), too.
After checking Facebook after a while, it was like opening a time capsule of rejection notifications and event invites I never attended.
Mine had suggestions to join gardening groups I had never heard of in my area, we evidently had 4. It also showed that it was several people’s birthdays, and one person poked me.
I have like 500 unread messages from bots
The last time I logged into Facebook, which was about nine years ago, I received a poke from my sister who had died two years earlier. It made me question what I always had thought of as the most obvious book title ever “death comes as the end” by Agatha Christie.
Mine was like two posts from family members and about 1100 ads. Clearly I made the right decision
It's like the experience of getting to see how life would go on were you to die
Expect that life was a fake piece of shit you didn't really care for since 2016
The existence of the "suggested" post is what finally got me to delete facebook. I can understand the occasional sponsored post, businesses need revenue, but I sat and counted 80+ posts that were a combination of sponsored posts and suggested posts between 2 posts by friends. I don't care if my friends don't post enough, if after seeing a post from one of my friends you find it appropriate to show me 80+ posts that are just advertising and other content I didn't ask for before showing the 2nd post made by one of my actual friends you can go kick rocks with your service.
The constant adding of "Reels" which are 99% ad for OnlyFans pages, no matter how may times you say you don't want to see it, is what made me.
I was a photographer for music events and early on Facebook worked very well for organic likes--I'd post an album and it would be popular for a week or more. Then the sponsoring came and suddenly unless someone clicked and liked an album immediately it would just disappear. I was supposed to pay to get my posts to appear but what I heard from people doing it is it was never enough, big name businesses could get sponsored posts to show up but hobbyists and small businesses would get just a few more likes. The flip side is I saw an article on a news site about the anniversary of the Apple II PC, and shared it with my friends saying one of those was the only Apple I would have admitted to owning as I had one as a kid but didn't like the company today. That article got swept up into Facebook's trending news feed and a guy in Washington state I'd never met or heard of went on an unholy tirade at me as he was so offended. I eventually figured out he had one distant mutual friend with me which was how he saw the post so go figure, reach when you don't want it, pay when you do.
Last time I went on Facebook I couldn't even see anything friends posted. It was just an endless scroll of "suggested" spam/clickbait pages.
«it's pulmonary » got me.
Thank you Ryan for catching me up on what's going on on Facebook.
Now I don't have to check in for a few more years.
Ideally never.
Underrated
Ryan nailed that mobile game ad. They should just pay him to make those now.
It's definitely not one of those fake games
It was just missing the over-the-top Waifu girls, who also are definitely maybe kinda sometimes never in the game.
_Raid: Shadow of Warship Tanks_ should hire him to make their ads
"Big thanks to Fall of Doody for sponsoring this video!"
War Soldier War game of War is amazing, idk what you're talking about
I got disillusioned with Facebook fairly early and pulled back from it (didn't delete my account outright, but stopped posting or visiting around 11-12 years ago), after seeing just how mindlessly addicted to it some of my peers were becoming. At this point looking back I'm glad it worked out like that.
So it turns out that finding a real, authentic picture on Facebook is super difficult... definitely an inconvenience! 😅
On facebook? More like on Internet.
I feel like Ryan had to log into Facebook for something recently. Just a hunch
Probably sharing baby pictures
@@robertmcginty4146oh God 😂
Ryan is old enough to be a FB regular. Just sayin'.
might have been Vr, since for some reason you need a freaken fb account to use oculus now. (Yes I know they own it, still stupid)
@@obsidianjane4413 He's around my age. I can't speak for other people my age, but I will say that I grew up on MySpace and I've disliked Facebook for pretty much its entire existence (I dislike it more now, though). Kinda feel like it caught on more with boomers than with millennials.
War Fighter Soldier Game War Fighter Resurgence sounds better than half the games on my phone 💀
You've just authorised PayPal to buy a loot pack!
Ether you download shit games, or it's not, it's really not.
@@gentblue i can't 🤣
No way that pulmonary virus is free. I'm sure you have to buy in-game tokens or something to get it.
I recommend playing Terragenesis. surprisingly fun game.
Comedy Sketch Idea: The First Guy To Ever Own A Reptile
Remember when Facebook was just your timeline filled with friends and your posts? Yeah, those were good times. Also like almost 10 years ago.
It still is, it is called group chat on messenger. Have posted only 4 posts in the last 2 years publically
When people actually HAD friends, lol. 😂🤣😂
I miss it .... Facebook is unusable now
At least, Facebook was last fun in maybe 2010-2014 when I had 100-150 friends, most of whom were relatives or people I'd worked or gone to school with, and we could keep up with our lives despite being in other states or countries. Then the politics and the ads and the bots came and every post was sponsored, every friend request was fake, and all I was seeing was rage and anger about politics. I quit in 2016, came back in 2018 as I couldn't keep up with people anymore as they'd stopped using e-mail, but after two years of even worse rage and my eyes glazing over at trying to keep up with a feed I quit for good in 2020 during the pandemic.
I think I need to post this to my MySpace page
I miss my friend Tom.
Pfft. What a dork, all the cool kids are on Bebo.
MySpace still exists. It’s for musicians now.
AI: "Hi there hello. My purpose is to eliminate friction and improve analytics and resource utilization across your organization. Also you have 15 fingers I decided"
You forgot "[laughter]"
Pro tip. The dprk isn't democratic, ai isn't ai, and calling myself the tallest man on earth doesn't magically make me grow 2 feet taller.
You gotta be less gullible.
Calling 30 year old comparative algorithms 'ai' doesn't make it skynet.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx🙄 This old chestnut.
No, calling something "AI" does not magically make a legitimate artificially sentient being.
However, unless you've been living under a rock this past five years, you'll have noticed that 'AI' is now the commonly accepted synonym for machine learning models, large language models, and other generative systems.
It's literally pointless to correct at this point.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx technically the definition isn't wrong as AI as just used as a general term to mean computers making decisions on things we normally would associate as a task requiring a human input. In the broadest definition even a simple decision tree application is AI. You're correct that none of these things are artificial general intelligence though, and the general populace treating them like they are is exhausting, even more so for those of us who work in the field. I've spent more time in the last six months explaining that its all just math than I have in the last five years before that.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx you can call it whatever you want, it's still bad
The irony of this is that I discovered your channel because FB put your videos in my feed long before I ever subscribed to you.
Found the robot 🤖😂
@@CloudNey Could a robot do this?
○|￣|_ o~~G====3
That young boy is so creative and talented. God bless him.
"That's a horrifying face" clearly forgetting about his own cgi son.
Or not.
"How do you know it's horrible?"
"From experience. I've seen children with faces that were made by AI that were not suitable to look at themselves"
"Oh..."
The Dead Internet Theory looks more right and accurate by the day. Also the Spider-Dog is both creepy and adorable at the same time. Your eyes start at the top half and you say, adorable, then you see the spider legs part and it just makes you pause and and wonder if its too late to look for images of kittens instead.
you try to look but the kittens are centipedes
Why's everyone talking about dead internet theory all of the sudden? I've been seeing a lot of comments like this recently.
Bröther ask the googs, jfc@@master_miller
@@master_miller First Time I read about it, but I might assume AI is killing the Internet as it makes it impossible to use to communicate. No way to know if the other person on the other side is real or an AI. Sure, we had to deal with bought Troll for years now but there was always the cost factor to utilize them. Now with AI we will see having one AI posing as a human raging against another AI posing as a human over some weird party politics issue and as an observer you can never know if those are real or not. This makes the Internet as a media to communicate rather useless.
@@master_miller Because it's the (conspiracy) theory about the internet being mostly populated by bots talking to other bots (which has been proven to cause bot-specific slang to evolve). With the huge push of every company to try to use "AI" (they're really using "Language Learning Models," which are more an Autocorrect than AI, but because marketing jerks have pushed for it to be the colloquial term and the public ate it up, we'll just call it "AI" for this comment) for every major, minor, and edge case, the appearance of the internet is largely beginning to resemble just that, including the bot-specific slang popping up all over.
Note: If you want to know if current AI/LLM is good for your use-case, replace "AI" and/or "LLM" with "Drunken undergrads" and see if you still want to risk it. As in, "The hospital plans to use [AI / Drunken Undergrads] to diagnose patients, saving time and money otherwise spent on trained physicians."
Google has implemented AI in its search engine to the point that it now gets a not insubstantial amount of complaints of fabricated links and website descriptions that are either inaccurate, outright misleading, or don't actually exist. All major social media companies have either upgraded from algorithms to LLM/AI's to push "content" (anything they think will make you respond) to improve "engagement" (any response or interaction, but rage is the easiest and thus most common form sought). Scammers use AI to make fake images or documents, and see the inaccuracies as a feature, since most scams use those to self-deselect people who wouldn't fall for the scam. TechBros use AI to fabricate creative content (badly) so that they don't have to pay the people who spent years to training to do that.
And that's not even getting into the entire ethics discussion; this is just an explanation of why people are bringing up the "Dead Internet Theory."
...and then he ABSOLUTELY paid for that checkmark.
hey, someone has too. Good for ELON! 1 !
Thanks for letting me know what it's like on Facebook recently. You saved me the trouble of ever going back on there
Ryan's vid is accurate AF. The Flakebook is an absolute inferno of trash piled upon a dumpster fire in the lowliest sewers under the Burg Khalifa.
those real photos and real responses were so sweet and pretty 🥰❤️
also i am not a robot i am a human with the human number of heads and eyes
How about fingers?
Checks out, no real robot would claim not to be a robot, not with the AIpocalypse so near.
Human number of heads and eyes.... 🤔 How many is that fellow human?
@@Cfb2987 i also have the human fingers and noses 🥰
@@bmlgordon the human amount 🥰
"Is this website just robots talking to robots?"
- wakes up at Nebuchadnezzar at year 2400
Ryan George,
I would like to thank you for your contributions to society, art and media. You have a sense of understanding the nuances of our world and communicate the humor of what you say in a way nigh unto perfection. Thank you. Sincerely, thank you.
Hello Thank You. That was a comment. Thanks.
I feel like this sums up a lot of social media these days, not just Facebook.
Love that Twitter is just a zombie begging for people to buy checkmarks. So true
Like seeing joe biden asking for votes😄
weeeeee
r doomed
@@Alfahippie Elon d riders everywhere I guess
@@Alfahippie
Or Trump demanding votes
That's what Elon looks like in real life
the minute he called it Twitter instead of X I was wondering what the joke was gonna be 😂
Even the news reporters say Twitter now called X.
Its Twitter, not calling it anything else, its a testament to how shite the rebrand was TBH.
Literally nobody calls it X
I refuse to call it X. It's only Twitter to me.
I like to say Twitter, the website currently known as X
Dead Internet Theory is becoming more truth than theory these days.
Let us show you a gaming ad for the 60th time today because you downloaded a game 6 years ago and deleted it the same day. 😂
"So, you have a Ryan George sketch for me?"
"Yes sir I do. I was thinking we could do another one of those talking to websites as if they were people videos?"
"Oh, you mean like the type we just released a complete compilation video of last week?"
"Yes sir, exactly like that"
"Kind of missed the boat on that one didn't ya?"
"What do you mean, sir?"
"Well now the compilation video won't be complete."
"Oh yeah I guess so, whoops."
"Whoopsie"
This is...weirdly good inception!
Hey shut up.
Ryan’s voice is reading those in my mind. I’m watching too many of his videos
@@wolfy8006 Same! 😂
Actually, updating the first video will be super easy, barely an inconvenience
FaceBORG?
I went back to MYSPACE and my only friend left was TOM. At least he still believes in ME!
wait i thought that site was gone
I kinda miss MySpace...
Thank you! The ridiculousness of our feeds has bugged me for so long now and you articulated it perfectly
Shockingly accurate.
This is exactly why every time a website starts to open facebook without warning me I act like someone offered to unleash a bag of spiders into my bathroom.
After a little black fly already bit me this season, I feel like bags of spiders are 100% OK, as long as they're hungry for insects.
That was disturbingly specific
@@espenstoro Would you like a bag of spiders?
The whole bag?? Save some for the bedroom my man
Yep, sounds about right.
My feed's filled with suggested posts and irrelevant "reels". I hardly see any of my actual friends' content hidden beneath all the ad-filled mush.
I have found that commenting on a friend's post helps.
Helps to fill your entire feed with that friend's posts and nothing else.
Honestly the site is entirely fucked now and they don't care, since comment bots drive engagement on bot-created posts to generate ad revenue from bot-created ads.
tbf the feed was always a disaster.
Smhw back in the day I felt a lot more comfortable with my IRL ID being on all my online interactions. Facebook is just weird.
Exactly. "Back in the day" it was good to see updates and things from casual friends that you don't necessarily keep in regular contact with IRL. Just to know how they're doing. Now it's like 50 "Sponsored" or "Suggested" post for every one actual friends' post. It's pointless. And sometimes you're thinking "Just what exactly is the algorithm doing that makes them think THESE are the type of things I'd find interesting."
Instagram is exactly the same now.
Social media, the Internet, and society have all been eaten away by greed.
The funniest part about this is how many boomers think those pictures are real. I always see my great aunt commenting on them like "praying for this boy, lord heal this child."
Legend has it, they're still praying for the HamFace girl to this very day.
I like the idea that as humans moved out, the robots moved in and are now just hanging out in our abandoned social media spaces. robots need a place to post funny pictures too!
A LUMPY PILE OF FINGER THINGS?!? THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER GRIP MY EARHOLES
Oh you really dont want that thing gripping your ear holes
@@heyyanewbie agreed
"grip my earholes" is one of the worst things to ever grip my earholes
@@NiaSwift Im glad to have firmly gripped your earholes
I once logged in to see what my old friends were up to that I haven't seen in years. They've all either moved abroad or at least out of the shitty expensive big city we grew up in, posting beautiful wedding photos with mountains in the background, or doing something positive like became a children's teacher, or just had their 3rd baby, and one became a snowboard instructor doing something completely different from what we went to college together for...All of them making something of their lives, living the life I can only imagine. Meanwhile I see myself and...well, y'know, the complete opposite of all of them. I'm just going to now make some tea, and stare out into the distance.
screw that! i'm a disaster zone AND a terminally antisocial. Trick is to steer clear of sane, rational perspectives, tell reality that it is #2 on your list of priorities and embrace denial. This alone can turn the worst place into the best - if you think it, it's real. If you don't think it, it stops being real. Denial #1, Reality #2. Or maybe like #14 but trust me on the denial.
Psycandy is right on that. Delude yourself until you make it. And don’t forget that Facebook is just everyone’s personal propaganda page.
I’m willing to bet money that those friends of your are not as happy and fulfilled as their posts seem to suggest…don’t sweat it.
@@TalentedLMT Well, one friend couple is divorced and a single parent now while going through a rough custody battle, so there's that at least.
Oh, and my ex from high school that I gave my heart to that dumped me, is also now alone as a wine cat-lady after getting pumped and dumped multiple times, so there's also that schadenfreude.
Don't feel bad, I'm in the same boat. I see all of my friends and family getting married and having kids and traveling and stuff, and then there's me, sitting alone in my house and I can't even get one match on dating apps.
The first guy to ever be a door-to-door salesman
That is by far the best description of present day Twitter I have ever seen, and it took 3 seconds. 🤣
"Best Photos Of Images" is a title that hurts my soul
Weird… that’s exactly how I pictured “X” (formerly known as Twitter). 😂
that is its full title now
exactly. Accurate. Except needs more 1940's enjoyers, to really hit home that TwitX feel.
@@docdirtymrclean3610 Honestly now I’m wondering if anyone calls it TwiX
I feel like that is the name now "X (formerly known as Twitter)"
@@phelanwolf6747 As long as it doesn't sound like I'm talking about a pxrn site I'm fine with saying all that
Quickly jumped on YT to check a specific video ... saw this and now I have completely forgotten what I actually jump on to YT for. Thanks 😋
You absolutely nailed one of the MANY reasons I stopped using Facebook. Thank you for this!!!
Mobile game that gives you a pulmonary virus 😂😂😂
Could've just said, "mobile game."
Someday it'll exist.
I love how he still has his link to his Twitter at the end.
Ah, glad I'm sticking with good ol' reliable MySpace
Stooop! The Cozy Cabins hit way too close to home 🤣 Just showed up randomly in my feed.
oh my god that grandma looks like she'd be part of the next Sons of the Forest update
I was last on Facebook for my birthday in 2019. I have come back once a year for the exact same post: "Thanks for the birthday wishes, see you next year."
You make way more of an effort than I do, lol. I always forget to even look at the bday notifications every year.
The X part is spot on.
1:03 Says the man who created Child-Ryan
it's starting to look like a grim hellscape... on every social media platform
"it's starting" ?!??!?!?
Oh boy
Ryan Jr. has become decidedly less intimidating after this. 😳
It gave me "The Thing" vibes.
Now I need to watch some paintings by Jeroen Bosch and Salvatore Dali too.
@@JZsBFF Salvador. He was Spanish, not Italian!
@@SomnogenesisMy bad! Thanks for the correction.
@@JZsBFF Hehe, thanks for taking it in good spirit! 😊
@@SomnogenesisNo trouble. You were right. I was wrong. And I got a knowledge update for free. Cheers. 😉
Was not in the mood for anythink today but this vid just rang so true it actualy made me propper belly laught . Thanks a million dude
This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!
Bot.
@@LucazioJ Beep Boop
Facebook: What are we doing at this point?
Stealing your info and selling it to putin and Xi...
I guess that's why Zuckerberg tried jumping on the metaverse "bandwagon" which turned out to be nothing but a dead end as well.
@@Antares2 You mean virtual world bandwagon, considering he created the Metaverse.
@@obsidianjane4413 He didn't create the Metaverse as much as hop on the metaverse bandwagon and then appropriate the term used for the concept by naming a company "Meta" in order to make it look like he invented it by simply naming his implementation of the idea after the idea itself, which also happens to make it look like its named after the company.
@@obsidianjane4413 The term "metaverse" as a combination of "meta" and "universe" was not invented by Zuckerberg. Putting a capital letter in the beginning of a word doesn't mean you invented the word.
Twitter makes a pretty good Fallout ghoul!
All of a sudden I'm this close to punching a military resurgence check mark bot.
"nope. that dogs a spider" is crazy 💀💀💀
Twitter being a ghoul from Fallout is a perfect description for that hellscape.
It is still better than Facebook.Somehow.
It's a zombie, not a ghoul nerd lol
Damn right.
That's actually mostly propaganda. The legacy media is terrified of X.
It's pretty nice, once you trained the algorithm.
And there's no better place for news. Often other news sources cite it too.
Was that not supposed to be a take on Elon Musk?
This is the only channel i get sad when it doesn't have an add at the end.
Hello. I'm here in ad space telling you to try War Fighter Soldier Game War Fighter. It'll give you a pulmonary virus!
His outros are great
Great skit, but the Twitter bit at the end was perfect.
Ryan, you are GOLD! If you ever do stand up in my area, I'm there with friends. And we will laugh even if you're having a tough time (all do once in a while). If you're ion TV, I'll watch and tell all my friends. Thank you for all the laughs!
This video inspired me to see what my Facebook is up to these days. Literally the first thing it showed me was a picture of poo.
huh I guess mine isn't that bad. Mine mostly shows posts from 50+ year olds from my church posting religious quotes and sunsets.
Some of them post multiple times a day 😅
Not really my vibe
@@Broockle If you keep getting them then Facebook thinks that is totally your vibe.
@@roostre5254 Like many other comments said, I too only really go to facebook on my birthday.
I have a friend who is exactly 1 year younger than me and we chat once a year basically 😅
Wasn't there a South Park episode like that? Try drinking half a bottle of whisky first.
They're testing for reception to potential variations of the new Facebook logo.
Given how real people talk about foreign policy, his Uncle isn't that exaggerated.
Yea and those are the Liberals
@@chiquita683I would ask if you're OK, but it's clear you suffered from a stroke, that caused half your brain to suffocate.
How easy is it to be midly racist. *opens daily mail* super easy, barely an inconvenience
uncle randy is based, we need more people like him in khanada
i love uncle randy
Just an amazing sketch all around
Spider puppy is horrifyingly cute
The single most relatable thing I've seen on UA-cam in weeks.
As someone who doesn’t use either of those apps, I can say this is 1000% accurate.
I loved reading Wacky Wednesday as a kid.
Not empty around me. I'm in so many hobby groups, follow venues to see their updates, see the upcoming events in my area and the latest news, not to mention memes, art and jokes. The people that I know still post to facebook. And it's lively in the groups.
Maybe you just need to know how to personalise your feed more.
But the part about seeing a lot of random page posts popping up from nowhere, including AI generated images, is true, of course.
I enjoy Facebook alot because I'm in so many history, finance, tech, movie review etc pages and groups. Without groups and pages it wouldn't make sense at all
It’s mostly empty with me, most of my real friends don’t use it anymore. It’s the same 25 people posting, and then all the ridiculous Ai suggestions. I will admit, groups are a good place to find real people because they have moderators.
It shouldn’t be so hard to personalize your page. Like UA-cam, you easily say what you like and don’t like and the algo gets it mostly right. Facebook still shows pages completely unrelated to anything you’ve ever liked before. I had to go through 100s of my so-called “interests” in the privacy section just to get them removed so I could stop seeing targeted posts. Then after a couple months I have to do the same thing again. People I talk to every day, I have to go directly to their page to see what they post then hope that by pressing follow I see what they post about. It’s the same 10 people I see daily even though others post. So I have to remember all my friends and family and go follow them even though we are already friends but I get fake posts and sponsored posts automatically? It shouldn’t be a chore to use. So I gave up on it
Fed
I love that in the Ryan-verse, people also don't refer to Twitter as X.
In a genius bit of cross promotion people are now being encouraged to call it "TwiX" I decided.
I'm amazed anyone outside of media does call it X. No one is going to be confused if you say Twitter, so presumably the only reason people call it X despite everyone hating the new name is because they're so desperate to seem current, even if it's dumb and irrational.
i also refuse to call Meta "Meta" it will always be Facebook to me
Even in the real world I do not know anybody who refers to Twitter as X.
Well, I do not know anybody, who uses Twitter either.
My mother literally always says "Twitter, or well, X now I guess" every single time she talks about it. @@beerosaurusrex
Oh man the cozy cabin post 😂 I literally just saw one the other day
Great ad!
I enjoyed smashing the rewind at the beginning of the video and watching him go heyheyheyheyheyheyhey
"You poopin" right as i sit down to poop 😭
do u use headphones?
Same
@@Broockle Who poops in headphones?
@@GLJosh😂🤣💀
@@GLJosh hmm... i counter with;
Who watches videos on fullblast for all the stalls to hear?
Ryan, one week ago: "Here's a compilation of ALL the sketches I've made about talking to a website!"
Facebook bots: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
Very good. Glad someone finally made this video.
One of your very best. Once those photos of "amazing people" started coming up... 😂