Big Boss has had enough of your Guantanamo-Bullshit.

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
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  • @Jojje94
    @Jojje94 9 років тому +477

    this is, no joke, the best way to s rank this fucking mission

    • @fusionruby
      @fusionruby 9 років тому +39

      The only way

    • @Assassino275
      @Assassino275 9 років тому +5

      fusionruby There is another

    • @solidman107
      @solidman107 9 років тому +4

      Assassino275 Yeah, but this way is more badass

    • @ShadowsWrath4
      @ShadowsWrath4 9 років тому +26

      +Assassino275
      *A WEAPON TO SURPASS AN A RANK?*

    • @thelocal-spider9623
      @thelocal-spider9623 2 роки тому +3

      There's also :
      1- Using the first anti air gun to destroy the other anti air guns and using grenades and C4 to destroy the remaining anti air gun and armored vehicle
      2- Using a rocket launcher to destroy all of them at the start of the mission and leaving
      Both of them gets easy S rank without reflex mode and no kills.

  • @joelvannatta3266
    @joelvannatta3266 9 років тому +1025

    "Snake, try to remember some of the basics of CQC"
    *hijacks a truck*

    • @joelvannatta3266
      @joelvannatta3266 9 років тому +46

      cool, I learned how to bold my text in youtube comments today. yay for me.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 9 років тому +16

      snake, Try to remember the basic's of CQ-
      Or just take the patriot and spam the trigger button, I guess that works.

    • @bryanadkins6776
      @bryanadkins6776 9 років тому +51

      The most challenging of the CQC basics.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 9 років тому +45

      #ThatshowYouBeatVolgin

    • @chiffmonkey
      @chiffmonkey 9 років тому +15

      Well it is undoubtably a form of melee attack. Just a very fast mechanical one.

  • @wabobisabby
    @wabobisabby 9 років тому +444

    that sign kill has got to be the single greatest thing I've ever seen

    • @ogs72v
      @ogs72v 3 роки тому +5

      I clicked on this video from the autoplay so fast when I seen that.

  • @GinjoSoma
    @GinjoSoma 10 років тому +304

    If i was a guard on that base and i see some dood running around doing this shit, I'd just walk away.

    • @arctix6113
      @arctix6113 7 років тому +21

      Well it's not every day a man hijacks a truck, then rams it into an anti air emplacement, causing both of them to explode while yelling "GARBAGE DAY".

  • @kim-jongfun9228
    @kim-jongfun9228 10 років тому +438

    Stealth level: Rambo

    • @Klausenburg_Bro
      @Klausenburg_Bro 11 місяців тому

      Sorry I'm the one to make the joke, but
      They can't see you if they're dead

    • @kim-jongfun9228
      @kim-jongfun9228 11 місяців тому

      @@Klausenburg_Bro do not be

    • @Klausenburg_Bro
      @Klausenburg_Bro 11 місяців тому

      @@kim-jongfun9228 apologies, it won't happen again!

  • @anatefcan13
    @anatefcan13 8 років тому +291

    BOSS GET DOWN! An enemy speed sign.... Stay low and crawl along the ground, that should help you to avoid traffic violations.

    • @thanos4079
      @thanos4079 8 років тому +15

      This is pequod
      on station at LX

    • @thanos4079
      @thanos4079 8 років тому +7

      +Were gonna make that bitch talk. *LZ

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 Рік тому +2

      @@thanos4079 Will stand by!

  • @TechNoirMK
    @TechNoirMK 9 років тому +461

    One "demo" fucks over 5 years of generic FPS' and stealth wannabes.
    Real smooth, Kojima, I'd expect nothing less.

    • @iTzGerimaxx
      @iTzGerimaxx 9 років тому +45

      The excellent PC port made me came

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 7 років тому +4

      Dr. Cunt
      Dude. Dude. Just calm down. You can still do all that. It's just that you can also do *other* stuff if you want. Kojima realized Konami was a sinking vessel, so he brought MGS to its logical conclusion and jumped ship. The game you want is right under your nose, all you have to do is learn it. There are at least, *at least* five different ways to play Ground Zeroes. Phantom Pain expands on that even more.

    • @deathcogunit106
      @deathcogunit106 7 років тому

      Failed abortion sadly

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 7 років тому +3

      #KieferSutherlandForPresident

    • @jefferyharambe5067
      @jefferyharambe5067 6 років тому +1

      linkuei83 ummm.. about that MGS6

  • @OluapPlayer
    @OluapPlayer 9 років тому +547

    A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

    • @HeliosKafar
      @HeliosKafar 9 років тому +46

      Trucks?

    • @SpartanMJO12
      @SpartanMJO12 9 років тому +4

      Helios1998HALO pretty much, yeah

    • @unrealeck
      @unrealeck 9 років тому +7

      Weeaboos?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 9 років тому +8

      Metal, MRAPS....?
      FUCK! IT'S CONFIRMED! METAL GEAR TRUCK IS ALREADY ACTIVE!

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 9 років тому

      Aleksander Alek yep.

  • @RedTigerDragoon
    @RedTigerDragoon 10 років тому +232

    DOTY
    Demo of the Year

    • @canny259ROBLOX
      @canny259ROBLOX 10 років тому +14

      Pretty damn long demo. About 5-6 hours.

    • @SalTheMehGuy
      @SalTheMehGuy 10 років тому +37

      Still better than most AAA games that comes out.

    • @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
      @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 10 років тому +4

      Sal From Stockton it's not even fucking finished

    • @SalTheMehGuy
      @SalTheMehGuy 10 років тому +44

      You Gotta Shoot 'Em In The Head just like most AAA games.

    • @zMustheMadMan
      @zMustheMadMan 9 років тому +4

      Sal From Stockton Fucking AAA.

  • @honkerdoodles2764
    @honkerdoodles2764 Рік тому +18

    Funny story about this video. I was trying to get 100% on this game a short while after it came out and saw this video as I was looking up S-Rank guides. I thought it was hilarious so I showed it to my brother and he liked it too.
    Fast forward to 2021-ish and my brother mentions this video being hard to find. We both searched for it independently and could not find it for the life of us. We couldn't remember the title so that's what mainly hindered our search. Plus we kept finding similar videos and having a glimmer of hope that it was this one, only to realize it wasn't. The main part that helped distinguish it from the others was the "Who let the child drive?!" part. I had lost hope eventually and thought this video was just taken down and labeled it "lost media". Only to be randomly recommended this video on my homepage today. I'm so glad to see this video again, you have no idea.
    tl;dr this vidya good

    • @Kay-bs3bl
      @Kay-bs3bl Рік тому +1

      i remember the Guantanamo bit lol. that helped.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Рік тому +1

      Big Boss sprinting Ground Zeroes
      First at the top

    • @honkerdoodles2764
      @honkerdoodles2764 Рік тому +3

      @@arminosas sometimes the most quick and easy solution is the least thought of

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 9 місяців тому +2

      Glad you found this, it's too good to sit lost in memory.

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 9 років тому +204

    2:00
    Spongebob: "Floor it?"
    Ms. Puff: "Yes- No, don't floor it."
    Spongebob: "Floor it!?"
    Ms. Puff: "Don't floor it!"
    *Destroyed Armored Vehicle*
    Spongebob: "Ms. Puff? I think I cheated."

    • @arbyw.1889
      @arbyw.1889 9 років тому +23

      Walter Acevedo "You got an S rank, of course you cheated."

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 9 років тому +9

      Walter Acevedo
      *gets an S rank*
      Spongebob: "Ms. Puff? I think I cheated."

    • @lostjack157
      @lostjack157 7 років тому +2

      Walter Acevedo Kojima: "My game!"

    • @syahminorizan8064
      @syahminorizan8064 Рік тому

      Why, SpongeBob, why?

  • @Agiranto
    @Agiranto 10 років тому +67

    No kills..only broken backs and shattered dignity.

  • @WeegeeKirby
    @WeegeeKirby 10 років тому +199

    AWW SHIT ITS TOO SMOOTH, I'M JUST SLIDING ALL OVER.

  • @wolfnroses91
    @wolfnroses91 9 років тому +75

    Pseudo-Historical Recreation my ass, this is how it really happened.

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 10 років тому +92

    lol, if snake was a mortal kombat character, his fatality would be a bad ass shove

  • @mjolnir1208
    @mjolnir1208 9 років тому +58

    Your S rank is above even The Boss'. I hereby award you the title of Smooth Boss.

  • @Krunkidile
    @Krunkidile 10 років тому +258

    boodiful.

  • @AnOddScot
    @AnOddScot 10 років тому +149

    Nice stealth game.

  • @IAmTheChimbleySweep
    @IAmTheChimbleySweep 9 років тому +183

    You're pretty good.

  • @RetroHellspawn
    @RetroHellspawn 10 років тому +110

    10/10, video of the year, all years.

  • @Gr4yz0n3
    @Gr4yz0n3 10 років тому +27

    There is a reason why Big Boss is the legendary soldier

  • @itsacharcoalice
    @itsacharcoalice 9 років тому +32

    _The Greatest Soldier that Ever Lived_

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout 10 років тому +48

    Dang. That's almost as rewarding/entertaining as a zero-detection-non-lethal playthrough. Well done, Googley.

  • @stocchinet
    @stocchinet 10 років тому +19

    K dust radio on the truck killed me, a classy touch

  • @megiocutietorie
    @megiocutietorie 9 років тому +9

    Halfway through, I asked myself "How does it get better?"
    *watches armored tank flip*
    THAT'S HOW.

  • @Pokeymeister80
    @Pokeymeister80 9 років тому +43

    Still better than DSPGaming's Metal Gear Solid playthrough.

    • @user-ir8rd6oy4w
      @user-ir8rd6oy4w 7 років тому +2

      Paul Power Do I use rations in codec mode?

    • @98Emile
      @98Emile 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-ir8rd6oy4w I CANT DODGE RAYS MISSLES THIS IS BULLSHIT

  • @Double512
    @Double512 9 років тому +17

    That base got fiddled something fierce.

    • @brad4058
      @brad4058 9 років тому

      BlueDouble LOL!!!! this comment deserves more likes

  • @AuditorMSP
    @AuditorMSP 10 років тому +31

    Are you feeling it now, Mr. Kojima?

  • @ItamiBukoto
    @ItamiBukoto 9 років тому +17

    I just spent the longest time trying to work out a good path to rescue the operative on hard. So seeing this just reminds me how shit I am at video games. Jesus Shit, you are Biggest Boss.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 9 років тому +4

      now now, you're not shit,
      You just haven't mastered True Metal gear, AKA: *Egoraptor* rank.

  • @SS2LP
    @SS2LP 8 років тому +6

    "snake try to remember some of the basics of CQC" and by that she means throw everybody to the ground.

  • @sixflags2008
    @sixflags2008 10 років тому +14

    0:32 "My Leg!!!"

  • @MutantMike90
    @MutantMike90 10 років тому +11

    War has changed

  • @Serpentar9000
    @Serpentar9000 8 років тому +8

    and not a single fiddle was played that day

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 7 років тому +8

    So S stands for steady. And smooth.

  • @Box0r0x0rz
    @Box0r0x0rz 10 років тому +13

    This is how Jack Bauer would have done that.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 9 років тому +2

      fuck Bauer, this is how an enraged David Hayter plays a game that despises him.

  • @JPLC
    @JPLC 10 років тому +12

    The best S-rank run ever. The best

  • @Assassino275
    @Assassino275 9 років тому +27

    You Monster. You didn't save the POWs

  • @SOMEdude7473
    @SOMEdude7473 10 років тому +16

    Holy shit, I lost it at the sign kill

  • @MiniMackeroni
    @MiniMackeroni 10 років тому +17

    Best two minutes and fourtynine seconds of my life.

  • @xXshadowkhanXx
    @xXshadowkhanXx 8 років тому +9

    I had watched this masterpiece almost 2 years ago, and recently i recall how funny this shit is but do not remembered the name nor channel of this. I've to research throughout my bookmarks and liked videos one by one to after 2 days find it. It all worth it. Sorry my English, but i had to say this.

  • @mrmevik8461
    @mrmevik8461 10 років тому +16

    More, please. Your editing is so godamn funny. It's amazing. 10/10

  • @usmcp
    @usmcp 9 років тому +8

    This op took me like 2 hours, that's what I get for playing the game correctly

  • @MrNeddlemouse810
    @MrNeddlemouse810 10 років тому +6

    Tactical Espionage Operations? More like Tactical Espionage SMOOTHNESS, am I right?

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s 10 років тому +42

    Criken, is that you?

  • @TheWeaklyPaper
    @TheWeaklyPaper 10 років тому +14

    I have no words to express my joy upon seeing this
    9.5 / 10 Needed slightly more Jesus

  • @RetconCrisis
    @RetconCrisis 9 років тому +41

    Now I know exactly what to do to get an S rank. FUCK STEALTH IMMA BE BIG BOSS MLG RISING REREREVENGEANCE

  • @Cheez1000
    @Cheez1000 9 років тому +3

    1:17
    Sitting inside a truck as it detonates, walks out fine.
    Helicopter crash, lots of scars, a cool robot arm, and coma for 9 years.

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 8 років тому

      +DestroyerofCheese ......yeah, about that......

  • @PizzaBox72
    @PizzaBox72 10 років тому +47

    MY LEG 0:32

    • @CasualRemy
      @CasualRemy 10 років тому +1

      I just found that out after watching it several times xD

    • @Prep5242
      @Prep5242 9 років тому

      What?

  • @scififan783
    @scififan783 10 років тому +15

    HOLY SHIT!!!

  • @Kardel_VA
    @Kardel_VA 9 років тому +5

    Obviously Kojima is still at his best. Seeing as how Konami has made him churn stuff out for the past 10 years.

  • @nineball4544
    @nineball4544 9 років тому +8

    War has changed.......

    • @arbyw.1889
      @arbyw.1889 9 років тому +1

      Davian Jericho For the better.

  • @HinanawiTenko
    @HinanawiTenko 9 років тому +10

    Dat sign kill, man.
    Funnier then shit.

  • @PaladinGuy
    @PaladinGuy 10 років тому +9

    GARBAGE DAY!!!

  • @xELITE580x
    @xELITE580x 10 років тому +9

    I just did this mission almost exactly the same as this one and got the S Rank. WHAT THE FUCK. I wasted half an hour trying to do stealth and got an A Rank.

  • @isaacsmith4442
    @isaacsmith4442 10 років тому +7

    We live in a universe where VAMP could have done that.

  • @RainbowManification
    @RainbowManification 7 років тому +2

    It's stealth if no one is left alive to know you were there.

  • @PercussionEnthusiast
    @PercussionEnthusiast 10 років тому +3

    I really liked the text throughout the playthrough. I found you via GG but this is arguably better than your animated stuff.

  • @jobforafrank
    @jobforafrank 10 років тому +16

    this has to be the new trailer

  • @Bradley22449
    @Bradley22449 7 років тому +4

    Holy shit Timesplitters refrence!

  • @samuraiwolf22
    @samuraiwolf22 10 років тому +14

    I couldn't even see him.

  • @FlameJackstar
    @FlameJackstar 10 років тому +3

    Omg, GARBAGE DAY! I fucking lost it, so funny.

  • @JPH1138
    @JPH1138 10 років тому +28

    So is this a sneak preview of Darksyde Phil's playthrough?

    • @kou74it
      @kou74it 6 років тому +1

      Jared Hannsohn nah he aint this good

  • @Soundwave001
    @Soundwave001 10 років тому +4

    I'd expect to see that shit from Birgirpall. Nicely done! Ha ha.

  • @user-pc9jq5qe9i
    @user-pc9jq5qe9i 8 років тому +2

    I almost pissed myself when K-DST came on

  • @edgajam
    @edgajam 10 років тому +15

    This thing should have been a free demo, not a full priced game.

    • @Abon666
      @Abon666 10 років тому +53

      Good thing it's not a full priced game then.

    • @edgajam
      @edgajam 10 років тому

      Sure it isn't...

    • @SpiffyAnthony
      @SpiffyAnthony 10 років тому +2

      ***** tell that to mojang, they made a game with more open world exploration than Kojima hoped to make, plus the graphics are better.

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 10 років тому +8

      ***** ageeed also for a preview dlc type game ground zeroed is jam packed with content and if you disagree look at your percentage completed tracker if it's not at like ninety you can't judge because most of this is unique content or cool unlockables that add to the lore

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 10 років тому +2

      No one here is denying that dark souls is an amazing game just defending ground zeroes

  • @Fr33zy159
    @Fr33zy159 9 років тому +1

    That "my leg!" at :32 had me dying.

  • @TheEpicphale
    @TheEpicphale 10 років тому +6

    Who else heard "My leg!" from spongebob at 0:32

  • @TheTrueChuster
    @TheTrueChuster 9 років тому +5

    You should make more of these...

  • @SuperShotgun300
    @SuperShotgun300 10 років тому +6

    Boss has a great taste in music. CCR is beast. AND THIS VIDEO WAS TOPS, MATE

  • @Overlord598
    @Overlord598 Рік тому +1

    This is a certified hood classic

  • @Ninja-The-Red-Shinobi
    @Ninja-The-Red-Shinobi 10 років тому +3

    What... I.. don't even. Fuck It, Boss is 2good.

  • @theoneandonlydarto4406
    @theoneandonlydarto4406 8 років тому +2

    This is a great video to just replay every once in a while, it doesn't fail to make me laugh :3

  • @Domenicomn
    @Domenicomn 10 років тому

    i rewatch this video every morning after a cup of cold water before a daily big boss rank run

  • @RustyTheTroll
    @RustyTheTroll 10 років тому +9

    Too cool for school.

  • @groundbeef2
    @groundbeef2 9 років тому +2

    "A little voice inside of me is saying 'This is a bad idea'- though I can barely hear that little voice because of a louder little voice screaming 'LET THE TWELVE-YEAR-OLD DRIVE!!'"
    Anyone else hear that in Shrek's voice?

    • @ramkedoodle
      @ramkedoodle 9 років тому +1

      groundbeef2 fyi both voices are mike myers

  • @MajorWX2
    @MajorWX2 10 років тому +24

    Best $40 I never spent.

    • @ApeBlin
      @ApeBlin 10 років тому +11

      So you never bought the game? 'kay

    • @ojaskumar521
      @ojaskumar521 Рік тому

      @@ApeBlin He still played it though

    • @ApeBlin
      @ApeBlin Рік тому

      @@ojaskumar521 bro it's been 8 years.
      I'm old and jaded now

  • @admiralpepper6933
    @admiralpepper6933 8 років тому +3

    I heard Captain Ash somewhere in this damn video.

  • @MrHylianhero
    @MrHylianhero Рік тому +1

    I just love the idea of the pipo monkeys leading an air strike on guantanamo bay

  • @elsmike
    @elsmike 10 років тому +14

    0:54 CAPRET STAIN!?!? just perfect

    • @Tman2bard
      @Tman2bard 10 років тому +25

      It actually GARBAGE DAY!

    • @UndeadHavoc1
      @UndeadHavoc1 10 років тому +1

      Tman2bard "Carpet Stain" sounds more cool (silly) and less used, tho'. Carpet stains are cool like that :P

    • @Tman2bard
      @Tman2bard 10 років тому

      ikr its crazy

  • @Aragorn106654
    @Aragorn106654 6 років тому +1

    I’m so happy to have rediscovered this beauty!!!

  • @belgainwafflehead5686
    @belgainwafflehead5686 10 років тому +2

    But there's an even LOUDER voice saying LET THE TWELVE YEAR OLD DRIVE!
    I just quoted the video....
    I'm just gonna go set myself on fire if you don't mind.

  • @KainKiller1993
    @KainKiller1993 10 років тому +1

    "Getting too old for this shit."
    ~Bill

  • @NekNinjaneer
    @NekNinjaneer 8 років тому

    I'll never get tired of this video.

  • @StairFacts
    @StairFacts 10 років тому +8

    Brilliant.

  • @satellite964
    @satellite964 9 років тому +1

    Man! It was like you were Rambo.

  • @charislegenaire9970
    @charislegenaire9970 10 років тому +3

    S for Smooth!

  • @CutesyGothHunter666
    @CutesyGothHunter666 8 років тому

    So much sass comin out of one man... Truly incredible, Boss.

  • @SonicParadox17
    @SonicParadox17 9 років тому +2

    That was fucking incredible.

  • @Dr.FeelGoose
    @Dr.FeelGoose 7 років тому

    1:21 That was my best window, you *BOUNDERS!!!!*

  • @OmniVAStudios
    @OmniVAStudios 9 років тому

    I need more of this in my life XD

  • @Glasg0wned
    @Glasg0wned 10 років тому +2

    "Gotta go fast" - Big Boss

  • @Gerfodger
    @Gerfodger 9 років тому

    I just spent a solid 50 minutes trying to find this video remembering nothing but "A new breed of stealth" to try and search for it

  • @FazedSoul
    @FazedSoul 6 років тому +1

    That reference to GTA while hijacking the truck showing 'K-DST'. Haha epic !

  • @Bayern1national
    @Bayern1national 10 років тому +1

    BROTHAAAAA! ...I mean, KAZZZZ!

  • @Tclbmx_
    @Tclbmx_ 9 років тому +1

    HORY SHET!!! It was actually fucking impressive!

  • @MegamanEXEv2
    @MegamanEXEv2 10 років тому +7

    1337/10 - IGN

  • @Holymollllyyyyy
    @Holymollllyyyyy 2 дні тому

    Biblically Accurate Big Boss

  • @CounterLife
    @CounterLife 10 років тому

    "Snake try to reme...oh nevermind you already took out 2 dudes."

  • @ActualDirt
    @ActualDirt 7 років тому +2

    Just got played like a damn fiddle.

  • @TheKrawtch
    @TheKrawtch 10 років тому

    The future of stealth is wind sprinting at dudes faces and driving big trucks around for a while.