All of us: Wow I'm so glad that I finally went positive, got a Fight Me! Medal, and won a game. Things are looking up from here! Bungie: So You've Chosen Death? Next 5 games other team: IFrostbolt, Drewsky, Cammycakes, ZkMushroom, GrenaderJake, Flawless(11), Unbroken, Wish Ender, Le Monarque, Immortal, Overshield Titan, Meta builds, etc
In some matches, I feel like John Wick attempting to slam 5 blueberries into my backpack for a round of Eruption. Other days I am the blueberry who goes negative and gets carried to the win by a 5.73 combat participation 7x gilded flawless. The duality of crucible.
I'm so glad youtube recommended your videos lol. This lobby balancing stuff is spot on. I'm a pretty mediocre at the game (1.3 KD, avg high teens/low 20s per game) and I get put in same lobbies haha.... where I get destroyed by true legit players
My un-ironically favorite matches is when you and one other guy on the enemy team somehow end up in a noob lobby and you both wind up ignoring everyone else and just going at it.
Getting some Filthy Frank/Arby and the Chief type vibes like old school UA-cam used to be where People just used their imagination. Sick Man, loving it.
I just hop in to have fun. I never pay attention to medals, rewards or whatever. Sometimes I do well, sometimes not but leave having a fun time. Learn a lot as well.
This is so true, the real reason i quit pvp. So my team they want me to carry 5 noobs and the other team has 6 ppl equivalent of my skill level. Its so unfair i just quit matches
Like this is just so true haha, I'm not even that good in PVP, 1.6 kd and play for fun but somehow I always have to play against a 2 stack/ 3 stack lvl 11 team in Comp who just have a 5/5 Trials Loadout, like how is this even fair?!?!😂💀💀
I took my friend (Rank 5 new light, barely reached soft cap last week) into a game of comp for double rewards, and we got matched up against 3 people who had gilded flawless titles (We're both bronze one) Totally balanced match making!
"I saw that you barely won this last game. Played pretty good. It was close and competitive. Right down to the wire. Way to pull out the dub. How about for this next one I put you up against a few streamers and give you a couple rank 3 blueberries on your team? Should be a fun challenge right? Should be close like the last one, you had a positive CE that time 'round."
Bro forget the stasis warlock, that wormhusk strand hunter with rose is the most terrifying thing I've seen in crucible. People be clowning hunters in pve content, just for those hunters to go slam folk in pvp
it's even worse in comp, game literally put me up against a cheater stack with two platinum players... I am in- sorry was in adept 1. (and before you ask how I know they were cheating it was a two stack and one guy was using the new comp pulse rifle but when you died to it it said strand dead mans tale as the cause of death)
I never do any good, but I always manage to get my one, but the game thinks I should be faced against people with 20k Trial's matches on repeat, I curse the day I learned what destiny 2 stat tracker is just to see how bad I get royally screwed every other match, I have 1 flawless in 4 years Bungie, these people just wipe the floor time after time after time again with my team, and I seem to always get exceptionally punished for it cause they always have some bullshit ass perk that lets them 1 tap me or have a ttk of 0.3 seconds on me after decimating the new lights on my team, fun!
a new personal fav I've begun to see A LOT of is 6 stacks vs people who are solo queued, D2 match making is truly something else, and in the most nightmarish of ways.
Do you really need abilities and special weapons idk just me but I win more gun fights if I'm not getting fusion from 40m it's like I'm getting to out skill someone that can't crutch
Gambit is a game mode that lives and dies by your blueberries. Either they deposited when drifter tells them to, or you have to wait 30 seconds for them to collect their 20 motes
“either you carry these new lights against seal team six” had me dead bro 😂❤
😂
@@kenduto if feel the same statement can be said In control kwim 😂🤣
"Okay, since you completely obliterated the opposing team, we're going to break up the match so you can join a game in progress. Have fun!"
I've had 3 times when I joined a control match that was ongoing, and the second I joined I lost the game
And they wonder why I can't go flawless🤣
Or get a winstreak
I hate join in sessions because everyone has their super but me...
Kenduto literally carries destiny 😂😂😂
Well... not really, there is content creators with more subscribers that carry it harder but kenduto does make good content
@@pencilduster2938 of course Ik that man I just consider him as one of the funniest destiny content creators imo
This is to accurate lol.
LMAO "you can basically 1v11 this entire lobby" is so accurate
Best clickbait content ever
Destiny 2 Crucible, the baby sitting simulator.
Fr 😂
‘Your mental health dissapeared the moment you installed D2’
*RELATABLE BEYOND WOOOORRDDSSS!!!!* 🤣
All of us: Wow I'm so glad that I finally went positive, got a Fight Me! Medal, and won a game. Things are looking up from here!
Bungie: So You've Chosen Death?
Next 5 games other team: IFrostbolt, Drewsky, Cammycakes, ZkMushroom, GrenaderJake, Flawless(11), Unbroken, Wish Ender, Le Monarque, Immortal, Overshield Titan, Meta builds, etc
At least no aztecross lol. And i went up against grenaderjake in trials once it was hilarious
it's always the people that're using a subclass aligned exotic armor and don't use the appropriate subclass 💀
“You’re mental health disappeared the second you installed D2” has never been more relatable, anyways time to cue up another raid LMAO
Triple sniper is wild
This is way too true. A few days ago I had two garbage teamates and the rest of the people were very good. Still managed to win.
1:47 correction my mental health was f’d anyway so ha! XD
Lol too accurate. What's even scarier though is when the good player who's usually on the other team, is on your team...
And then they suddenly dont know how to play the game
Whats even more satisfying is facing the suicidal noobs in a rematch. Even while having other suicidal noobs
Oh you know the other team bout to be semi pros 😢
This was awesome!! The blight ranger on solar got me!! 😂😂
This entire video summed up my lighthouse/ranked matches 1:56 😂
"Your mental health disappears second you installed D2"
The stasis warlock is me XD
In some matches, I feel like John Wick attempting to slam 5 blueberries into my backpack for a round of Eruption.
Other days I am the blueberry who goes negative and gets carried to the win by a 5.73 combat participation 7x gilded flawless.
The duality of crucible.
I'm so glad youtube recommended your videos lol. This lobby balancing stuff is spot on. I'm a pretty mediocre at the game (1.3 KD, avg high teens/low 20s per game) and I get put in same lobbies haha.... where I get destroyed by true legit players
I feel your pain
Getting put into 1v4’s in control games has pissed me off so much that I just stopped playing crucible
Why does this hit so true, it hurts
My un-ironically favorite matches is when you and one other guy on the enemy team somehow end up in a noob lobby and you both wind up ignoring everyone else and just going at it.
This is brilliant comedic writing. Bravo, homie!
I haven't played a lick of Destiny 2 but I sure do love these videos about it
This is deadass the funniest video you have dropped to date ken, good shit man
1:40 that caught me off guard💀
This honestly epitomizes why I haven’t played more than 3 PvP matches in the past two months. I’m tired, boss.
he had me at seal team 6🤣😂
That statis warlock about to nuke the other team 😂
How can we not love the teammates that crouch in a corner and don't fire a shot when we are in a gunfight?
"Sit yo black ass down before i give you a 2 month ban"
*DAMN*
Getting some Filthy Frank/Arby and the Chief type vibes like old school UA-cam used to be where People just used their imagination. Sick Man, loving it.
Had my my worst trials matchmaking ever this week when I lost 15 game back to back 5-0 never playing checkmate trials again
Just go in with after a few shots of moonshine and the attitude of just having fun.
This happens in 3v3s too, the teamates that can't do anything and get 2 kills on your team end up carrying the other team and going 15 and 1
God damn. The mental health line is too real.
As a frustrated, fed-up D2 player ready to quit the game, I find this dude's vids hilarious. Subbed! 🍻
Havent touched PvP since the pinnacle cap stayed the same, my life has been nothing but better since lol
I just hop in to have fun. I never pay attention to medals, rewards or whatever. Sometimes I do well, sometimes not but leave having a fun time. Learn a lot as well.
This should be the movie of the week, every week.
This is so true, the first match i get like 10-15 kills at least, then the next match i get mercied like wow! Thanks for this sh*t matchmaking bungie
The accuracy of this is crazy 😂😂😂
"He's just like me. He's just like me fr fr"
I flex my .96 kda on a Trials banner like a REAL GUARDIAN.
These videos perfectly encapsulate the Destiny 2 experience.
Nahh my guy rocking blight ranger, Issa GG!☠️☠️☠️
This is so true, the real reason i quit pvp. So my team they want me to carry 5 noobs and the other team has 6 ppl equivalent of my skill level. Its so unfair i just quit matches
seal team 6 hhaahahhahha
NOT THE RED CARPET 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is this me every time I step a foot into PvP...
Dude was using 3 sniper rifles 😂😂😂😂
Saw a void warlock with crown of tempest once
The weapon builds @ 1:10 😂
Like this is just so true haha, I'm not even that good in PVP, 1.6 kd and play for fun but somehow I always have to play against a 2 stack/ 3 stack lvl 11 team in Comp who just have a 5/5 Trials Loadout, like how is this even fair?!?!😂💀💀
i love this man
bro, you cookin
When d2 pops off again hope you rise up there as well.
This is pure comedy gold man!😁
I hate whenever destiny 2 directly talks to me to play more pvp or gambit
It really do be like that though
I took my friend (Rank 5 new light, barely reached soft cap last week) into a game of comp for double rewards, and we got matched up against 3 people who had gilded flawless titles (We're both bronze one)
Totally balanced match making!
"I saw that you barely won this last game. Played pretty good. It was close and competitive. Right down to the wire. Way to pull out the dub. How about for this next one I put you up against a few streamers and give you a couple rank 3 blueberries on your team? Should be a fun challenge right? Should be close like the last one, you had a positive CE that time 'round."
Bro forget the stasis warlock, that wormhusk strand hunter with rose is the most terrifying thing I've seen in crucible. People be clowning hunters in pve content, just for those hunters to go slam folk in pvp
it's funny because it's true
bruh if this aint the fukin truth! 💀💀💀
it's even worse in comp, game literally put me up against a cheater stack with two platinum players... I am in- sorry was in adept 1. (and before you ask how I know they were cheating it was a two stack and one guy was using the new comp pulse rifle but when you died to it it said strand dead mans tale as the cause of death)
I wouldn't say anything and leave, Bungo wouldn't ban if they don't ban hackers. 🤣
Bro I get a decent game where I get top of the leaderboard and then I get owned five games straight 😭😭😭
This is me in pvp everyday. 😂 one game of a we run. Literal afk players the rest of the day.
Kenduto is the f-ing greatest
I was expecting a pic of frostbolt, jez, jake, cross, zk, les all in one team xD
lmao fuck it, all the cakes xD
This is why I only play Rumble in Destiny 2
One of the reasons I stoped playing pvp
This is golden 🤣🤣
I'm new to D2. Played a couple of pvp matches where I got absolutely obliterated. I'm not even bad at fps (m&k). The match making is completely wack.
Lolz me always carrying my team in pvp. I suck at raids but love pvp. Got my flawless trials done a few times.
Mental health gone
Brooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you just made my day
🤣🤣🤣I love your videos keep up the great work
I never do any good, but I always manage to get my one, but the game thinks I should be faced against people with 20k Trial's matches on repeat, I curse the day I learned what destiny 2 stat tracker is just to see how bad I get royally screwed every other match, I have 1 flawless in 4 years Bungie, these people just wipe the floor time after time after time again with my team, and I seem to always get exceptionally punished for it cause they always have some bullshit ass perk that lets them 1 tap me or have a ttk of 0.3 seconds on me after decimating the new lights on my team, fun!
a new personal fav I've begun to see A LOT of is 6 stacks vs people who are solo queued, D2 match making is truly something else, and in the most nightmarish of ways.
This is how i feel bro. To a muthafuk T.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the best!
This is the algorithm to a T
Too relatable 😂
Having a bit too much fun there arent we buddy
Yeah why is it like this bro?
Best Top 500 gamer I’ve ever played with
This is facts 😂
lmao im dead 🤣
Bro checkmate trial was ewwww
Do you really need abilities and special weapons idk just me but I win more gun fights if I'm not getting fusion from 40m it's like I'm getting to out skill someone that can't crutch
2 month ban👀👀
Ye,at least u only do it once.For 1 day,i litterally listen this"i've seen enough,i am calling this"ye f*ck my team
Did i ever tell u about the time i played a gambit match?!
Gambit is a game mode that lives and dies by your blueberries.
Either they deposited when drifter tells them to, or you have to wait 30 seconds for them to collect their 20 motes
lol this.
Im scared
Where’s the lie?
So true lmao
love it
Its so true
true