If Destiny Raid Bosses Were People

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  • @BabyShacks744
    @BabyShacks744 Рік тому +434

    this is funny asf 😂
    wrath of the machine was solo flawlessed a few times btw, one being 2 days ago

    • @kenduto
      @kenduto  Рік тому +28

      🤣! Damn I didn't know that!! Did this happen after Destiny 2 came out?

    • @ballaxx3150
      @ballaxx3150 Рік тому +12

      @@kendutoit legit just happened 1 day ago lol

    • @BabyShacks744
      @BabyShacks744 Рік тому +4

      @kenduto Yea the first one happened 3 years after destiny 2's release

    • @kenduto
      @kenduto  Рік тому +7

      @@BabyShacks744 Bet, comment pinned just incase other people don't know too.

    • @sunshotwithanornament2475
      @sunshotwithanornament2475 Рік тому +2

      Yea was bout to say this too lmao

  • @autobot1stlieutenantjazz980
    @autobot1stlieutenantjazz980 Рік тому +232

    I like how no one tried starting beef with sanctified mind, considering all of the raid teams he's disbanded single handedly

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 7 місяців тому +24

      Na the various bugs did that, sanctified mind just benefited from it. 😂😂

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 5 місяців тому +1

      that raid is brutal lmfao

  • @GNCceo
    @GNCceo Рік тому +417

    LMAOO oryx unplugging the ethernet cable was PURE NOSTALGIA.

    • @dacedave4161
      @dacedave4161 Рік тому +17

      I misread this as "Ethernet Cabal" 💀💀💀💀

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 7 місяців тому +4

      I would have lost it, if they plugged it back in and had him take a knee for the rest of this video. 😂😂

    • @R4iko
      @R4iko 4 місяці тому +1

      Could someone explain the joke? I don't get the reference

    • @hafezabdulrazak5741
      @hafezabdulrazak5741 4 місяці тому +2

      @@R4ikoWhen you pull your cable out. You can actually lock him in his kneeling position after the shields are down. It is a form of “lag-stuck.” It was a tactic done by people to kill Crota in one sword cycle or more I think.

  • @MonkeyMat30f5
    @MonkeyMat30f5 Рік тому +210

    all of calus’ pain comes from sweatcicles “every exotic vs calus”

  • @Captain-Fordo
    @Captain-Fordo Рік тому +566

    The true boss is the vex Wyvern from Neomuna

    • @JJMomoida
      @JJMomoida Рік тому +38

      YOU KNOW THE ONE

    • @twelved4983
      @twelved4983 Рік тому +10

      @@JJMomoidaor the six, perhaps a dozen

    • @PlugRae
      @PlugRae Рік тому +4

      Bro I was doing my from zero quest and ran into it nahhh 😂

    • @menacingcoyote9346
      @menacingcoyote9346 Рік тому +16

      Nah the threshers from neomuna at launch

    • @SnickerdoodleMcfox
      @SnickerdoodleMcfox 7 місяців тому +2

      i swear that thing is actually a demon

  • @ImpatientPlatypus
    @ImpatientPlatypus Рік тому +296

    "Why were the error codes doing a better job than you?!" this is hysterical

    • @R4iko
      @R4iko 4 місяці тому

      Could you explain the reference? I didn't get this part

    • @ImpatientPlatypus
      @ImpatientPlatypus 4 місяці тому +5

      @@R4iko basically for the first like 2 hours of Vow of the Disciple being released the games api was dog shit so people couldn’t stop getting error coded, meaning they couldn’t even play the game and challenge the raid

  • @LucarioDeath_0
    @LucarioDeath_0 Рік тому +210

    "Rhulk didn't get killed by 6 Rat Kings on Contest Mode." Bro did every fire team do that?

    • @AcrylicKiss
      @AcrylicKiss 10 місяців тому +1

      That’s crazy 🤣

  • @aksis7187
    @aksis7187 Рік тому +98

    Craziest thing is Skolas on Solar burn was more brutal than almost all the day one raid bosses

    • @akka8588
      @akka8588 5 місяців тому +8

      Oh yeah, I remember that, especially when he was armed with a scorch cannon, that made things especially hard.

    • @AzarathGirl123
      @AzarathGirl123 5 місяців тому +2

      Not if you have gjallarhorn

    • @abserd01
      @abserd01 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@AzarathGirl123having ghorn didnt stop him from oneshotting you for blinking

    • @Zevox144
      @Zevox144 3 місяці тому +2

      @@AzarathGirl123 I can confirm when doing his shit on the last night to get the first moments of triumph done, gjallarhorn did not make it much easier.

    • @brucepa2350
      @brucepa2350 3 місяці тому

      Even the great ghorn needed like 3 whole ammo cap

  • @MoMullet
    @MoMullet Рік тому +297

    Meanwhile D2 Crota’s End; “Ain’t nobody laughing now, still think I’m a dungeon?!”
    I’m in great pain

    • @oOGubOoGubOo
      @oOGubOoGubOo Рік тому +4

      fr 😂

    • @baileyroca1216
      @baileyroca1216 11 місяців тому +4

      I mean it's still faster than ghosts

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus 11 місяців тому +24

      @@baileyroca1216misleading. The only reason Ghosts might be longer is because the in-between sections are sooo slow.

    • @LeMajesticJames
      @LeMajesticJames 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Quantum_Magnuswhich is why is a mid dungeon and nobody likes to do it

    • @greenlukesky4615
      @greenlukesky4615 3 місяці тому

      Real

  • @michaelliu5260
    @michaelliu5260 Рік тому +80

    Meanwhile Val Cau’or wasn’t even here when he’s the weakest raid boss lore wise but the headrest raid boss mechanically.

    • @adamboy0559
      @adamboy0559 5 місяців тому +13

      He was a pathetic raid boss in the lore. Nothing more than a cabal who took command of part of the red legion to launch an attack on the leviathan. Simply killed and forgotten by his own people

    • @chunkyrabbit1032
      @chunkyrabbit1032 3 місяці тому

      oh boy do I have an update for you

    • @thehale_
      @thehale_ 3 місяці тому

      @@adamboy0559Pathetic nobody in the lore, absolute NIGHTMARE in-game.

    • @adamboy0559
      @adamboy0559 3 місяці тому

      @@thehale_ he may have been one in game
      But there’s 0 notable feats of val Cau’or.

  • @geez_rj2214
    @geez_rj2214 Рік тому +70

    Ngl the gorgons would’ve put half if not the whole room in there place.. “y’all tellin me you had to shoot ‘em?”

    • @scirrhia_kruden
      @scirrhia_kruden Рік тому +5

      Nah, cause they wouldn't know who the Gorgons were talking about, on account of the Gorgons having literally retconned them outta having ever existed in the first place.

    • @Phoenix6942-7
      @Phoenix6942-7 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@scirrhia_kruden I still find it hilarious that the Gorgons' whole ability is just them disagreeing with your existence.

  • @MangoMan1280
    @MangoMan1280 Рік тому +66

    “We messed around and we all found out” had me dead 😂

  • @evgenykudinov918
    @evgenykudinov918 7 місяців тому +37

    Maaaan, that Randal the Vandal was so unexpected I spit out my coffee all over the table bro🤣🤣🤣

  • @oftenbanned
    @oftenbanned Рік тому +19

    Randal the Vandal been putting in work from the start.

  • @ItsPronouncedScaggis
    @ItsPronouncedScaggis Рік тому +63

    Gotta appreciate how Taniks just straight up acts like Destiny1 year1 was the only to ever exist 🗿

  • @Shadow762
    @Shadow762 Рік тому +55

    Aksis just got Solo Flawlessed Yesterday XD

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 Рік тому +2

      Source

    • @paleoprodigy1044
      @paleoprodigy1044 Рік тому

      ​@@weeblordgaming6062ua-cam.com/video/llAj22wr3-g/v-deo.html

    • @ImpatientPlatypus
      @ImpatientPlatypus Рік тому

      @@weeblordgaming6062 okay so look up and you'll see the search bar at the top of your screen

    • @TheS1lverBullet
      @TheS1lverBullet Рік тому

      ​@weeblordgaming6062 just google it yourself smh

    • @Red790
      @Red790 Рік тому +1

      @@weeblordgaming6062 UA-cam

  • @romegabbert2378
    @romegabbert2378 Рік тому +43

    SYLOK, THE DEFILED

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 10 місяців тому +21

    I was expecting Oryx to just slap Crota, like a father shutting his dumb son up

  • @Flooth
    @Flooth Рік тому +42

    this man never misses with the compositions of comedy

  • @oliverwithers9736
    @oliverwithers9736 4 місяці тому +15

    Rhulk and nezerac apparently being stronger than oryx is just a testament to how non threatening the disciples have felt. Like, oryx, destroyed the entire reef army, his son has the highest guardian kill count in the series, he was a threat to existence with his taken. But what did rhulk do… some stuff in a book. Nezerac? Some stuff in a book.

    • @oryxthetakenking8275
      @oryxthetakenking8275 3 місяці тому

      Nezarec a shotgun ape that would get outsmarted, sort of like how he got bamboozled by Savathûn

  • @GuyonaWhim
    @GuyonaWhim 3 місяці тому +6

    Sitting here watching this after the event of Salvations Edge happening. The Witness would just sit there sipping coffee about to roast EVERYBODY

    • @Netfilx_1101
      @Netfilx_1101 3 місяці тому +2

      so real, the raid ALONE took around i think eight or ten hours

    • @GuyonaWhim
      @GuyonaWhim 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Netfilx_1101 The raid took 19 hours to complete

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 3 місяці тому

      aren't half of the raid bosses his disciples?

    • @GuyonaWhim
      @GuyonaWhim 3 місяці тому

      @@Zvxers7 Rhulk and Nex are his. Everyone else just had a helping hand

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 3 місяці тому

      @@GuyonaWhim i think the witness didn't really consider calus a disciple, it considered him a tool to lure the guardian to the veil so it can use our ghost to connect the veil and Traveller
      But im pretty sure oryx was somewhat of a disciple, it was helped by the witness and it became loyal to the witness and darkness so 50% disciple i guess

  • @thebrannoncannon6565
    @thebrannoncannon6565 3 місяці тому +3

    Contest D2 Crota watching this video: “Y’all aren’t solo flawlessing me. I’m solo flawlessing YOU!

  • @BestoFriendoCassidy
    @BestoFriendoCassidy 5 місяців тому +7

    Crota brought back the only good Warlock set in Destiny. We grateful.

  • @Boywhoisheadcrab
    @Boywhoisheadcrab 5 місяців тому +7

    Cau’ur sitting in the corner with a guardian skull in his hand:

  • @HeavenlyDemonicEmperor
    @HeavenlyDemonicEmperor 8 місяців тому +7

    Randal the OG raid boss and the most op rookie killer in history

  • @Devout214
    @Devout214 Рік тому +17

    Imagine being such a based father that you push your son into a vex portal and leave him there for like 100 years cuz he spilled some parasite on the carpet or sum shit.

  • @Levord1980
    @Levord1980 5 місяців тому +3

    Randal The Vandal has been an open world raid boss since D1, and you can still catch him outside… How bout’ Dat?!!
    Chilling right outside that cave.🤣

  • @citrusity222
    @citrusity222 5 місяців тому +5

    1:53 I love the way you say "that can't be right" and I don't know why I do but it always makes me laugh tbh you should make that like a catch phrase and put it on every video 🤣

  • @DREADEDuuubGAMING
    @DREADEDuuubGAMING 3 місяці тому

    Bro him disconnecting Crota to freeze him brought back so many glitchy memories of that raid

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 3 місяці тому +2

    Destiny lore does go crazy. Like the homework that obviously went into this vid! Also yeah Rhulk could've bodied Oryx and it wouldn't be close. People might not know on the surface, but Rhulk enslaved the worm mother, the being who made the WORM GODS, the same worm Gods that the Hive Gods got their powers from in exchange for tithes. Oryx was a manager at like 5 McDonalds in 1 area, Rhulk is the CEO. Or COO, I guess the witness was the CEO...

  • @TheSoundita
    @TheSoundita 4 місяці тому +2

    Riven: casually laughing her dragon a*s off

  • @xxgamerlegendxx1280
    @xxgamerlegendxx1280 4 місяці тому +3

    Taniks is forever know as the crippled raid boss due to him ridong in a bunch of shanks( his wheelchair)

  • @SlymeJeezis91
    @SlymeJeezis91 5 місяців тому +6

    Mans is darker than dark mode

  • @TallonFickes
    @TallonFickes 3 місяці тому

    The unplugging the Ethernet cable 😂 I still beat Croat solo flawless without that trick but that was a perfect callback

  • @SparkyShepard
    @SparkyShepard 11 місяців тому +5

    Val Ca'uor should've made a honourable guest appearance

  • @SM-ys8lw
    @SM-ys8lw 3 місяці тому +1

    make that 5 taniks defeats, 2nd encounter of salvations edge

  • @ashiliya
    @ashiliya 5 місяців тому +2

    the randal reference broooo

  • @The_Sanctified_Mind.
    @The_Sanctified_Mind. Рік тому +5

    0:27 bro is speaking facts

  • @williambeck2372
    @williambeck2372 3 місяці тому +3

    SO ABOUT THAT FIFTH FADE RUN TANIKS.

  • @goth.baby420
    @goth.baby420 3 місяці тому +2

    Gotta do an updated version with new bosses 🤧

    • @spyro5223
      @spyro5223 3 місяці тому

      damn i came to say the same thing

  • @darcellhartshorne9939
    @darcellhartshorne9939 3 місяці тому

    4:56 the best memes are the one you forget about then rediscover🤣

  • @ukaryotik
    @ukaryotik 3 місяці тому

    pulling out the internet was so fuckin halarious 🤣

  • @justaghostyboi
    @justaghostyboi 3 місяці тому

    "Rhulk didn't get killed by 6 Rat Kings on contest mode" maaaaaan... that gotta hurt xD

  • @SlimeyZockt
    @SlimeyZockt Рік тому +2

    Crota really did have a glowup, he wasn't lying

  • @TheExtremeOne
    @TheExtremeOne 3 дні тому

    Mans didn't even plug corta back in.

  • @coltenryder2382
    @coltenryder2382 3 місяці тому

    this is basically just raid lore, but funn af

  • @theredguy8746
    @theredguy8746 5 місяців тому +1

    Now lets see how the witness can talk to all these raid bosses.

  • @scype8962
    @scype8962 3 місяці тому

    “Witness walks in the room”

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 3 місяці тому

      Rhulk, nezerac, oryx, calus(bro isn't even a raid boss) would start bowing down to him

  • @2gallon643
    @2gallon643 Рік тому +1

    Skits are one of the most original things to do when making videos on a game. Good job!

  • @keepitabuck3889
    @keepitabuck3889 3 місяці тому +2

    Randal got more Rep than Nezzy and Calus 😭😭

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 3 місяці тому

      Please don't compare calus and nezzy, atleast nezzy was a raid boss
      Also nezzy isn't 100% dead unlike calus

  • @YourAverageLucario
    @YourAverageLucario 8 місяців тому +1

    Crota freezing after Oryx unplugging the ethernet cable was funny and true! 😂😂

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 11 місяців тому

    2:14 yea, and Savathun completely sealed you away while she and Xivu combined couldn’t seal me!

  • @Kravlou
    @Kravlou Рік тому +3

    funny vids lmao and your acting ( specialy as calus) was great man, kudos

  • @danworthington
    @danworthington 2 місяці тому

    Great work man. sure it took awhile to write, shoot and edit

  • @3ChZer0
    @3ChZer0 3 місяці тому

    Val Ca'uor: "yall got me tweakin."

  • @seabass9494
    @seabass9494 3 місяці тому

    little did taniks know he came back again

  • @basicallyhidden6399
    @basicallyhidden6399 3 місяці тому

    Imagine doing a raid wearing only common-level gear and weapons… ngl that doesn’t sound too impossible now that I think about it lol

  • @F4talRu1n
    @F4talRu1n 2 місяці тому

    Randal the vandal was technically a raid boss though

  • @Lunarzac
    @Lunarzac 9 місяців тому +1

    We need a part two we need to hear about atheon and aksis please

  • @gork2
    @gork2 Рік тому +3

    SYLOK THE DEFILED

  • @LycorisLilyP
    @LycorisLilyP 5 місяців тому

    As a solo player without friends in the first game, Crota was my favourite raid because it was the only one I could do lol

  • @ashleejones586
    @ashleejones586 5 місяців тому

    “The same Alak-Hul that turned into Blueberry fodder?” 😂

  • @loganolson9537
    @loganolson9537 5 місяців тому

    "The Cabal are a buncha clowns"
    *_Val Ca'uor has entered the chat--_*

  • @ChaseDvD
    @ChaseDvD Рік тому +5

    WotM has also been solo flawless’d btw. And now and warlock

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 Рік тому

      Source

    • @ChaseDvD
      @ChaseDvD Рік тому

      @@weeblordgaming6062 look it up? On youtube?

    • @anunusualname5344
      @anunusualname5344 Рік тому

      @@weeblordgaming6062Aksis Bake beaten it 2 years ago on Titan. Jubb Jubb done it on warlock

  • @RyanMK666
    @RyanMK666 3 місяці тому

    He ain’t wrong, crota is more iconic than most other raid bosses, but for real when’s wrath coming back 😂

  • @FALLEN_CERBERUS
    @FALLEN_CERBERUS 3 місяці тому

    The cabal being the worst faction is true, we wiped out 70% of their military in D1. By the time curse of Osiris came out only calus loyalists and caitls empire were all that was left, and now it’s only her empire and maybe the shadow legion, the cabal got fucked UP

  • @smallspace6896
    @smallspace6896 Рік тому +2

    I actually thought crotas might be brought back as a dungeon one time

  • @runayrane7464
    @runayrane7464 Рік тому +1

    Midnight Coup ASMR got me dead!!! xD

  • @Warpded
    @Warpded 9 місяців тому

    Me and my friends did in fact refer to Crota as a strike back in D1

  • @sheeshmangaming8271
    @sheeshmangaming8271 3 місяці тому

    elite knowledge needed for the ethernet joke

  • @MementoMoriv2
    @MementoMoriv2 7 місяців тому +1

    Randal the vandal 🖤🖤

  • @ringerscheckmate7938
    @ringerscheckmate7938 Рік тому

    That crota cable joke was downright foul.
    In the best way.

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 9 місяців тому

    ''You would've been the best dungeon in the game'' Yea. I'd play that as a dungeon.

  • @touchedme1637
    @touchedme1637 3 місяці тому

    6 Rat Kings is insane

  • @MrTV-cs3mu
    @MrTV-cs3mu 3 місяці тому

    I JUST FOUND YOU WHERE YOU BEEN ALL MY DESTINY CAREER 😂😂😂😂

  • @suburbantrappin7201
    @suburbantrappin7201 5 місяців тому +1

    No Aksis is crazy

  • @wick3dheathen
    @wick3dheathen Рік тому +2

    Your content is legendary

  • @evosupersonic7298
    @evosupersonic7298 4 місяці тому

    Calus was such a joke, I one tried his raid, when I first started, and I was the one who killed him after everyone died

  • @JotunnMeister3222
    @JotunnMeister3222 5 місяців тому

    You’re SO awesome ! You’re killing it !!

  • @HapyyTheCat
    @HapyyTheCat Рік тому

    That wasn’t a burn. That was an immolation.

  • @murkkd
    @murkkd 3 місяці тому

    You search up “vs Calus” its straight up just all of Sweatcicles 6 man videos of testing weapons against bro 💀

  • @comandernightshade5459
    @comandernightshade5459 3 місяці тому

    I really want to fight taniks one time

  • @Neko-gc6vu
    @Neko-gc6vu Місяць тому

    "Raid bosses"
    Then why Randal the vandal is in room??

  • @darthsherman8576
    @darthsherman8576 3 місяці тому

    I know I’m late, but I just did Crota for the first time ever never got to do it in D1 and just late to the party in 2 and it literally is a dungeon with 6 people lmao

  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini Рік тому

    nahh this one is probably your best one yet

  • @Jesuslover2000
    @Jesuslover2000 3 місяці тому

    We all know Taniks is the real Final Shape

  • @barstool9156
    @barstool9156 2 місяці тому

    My question is why didn’t we gay much of a mention of Aksis. Dude was balling. He had TWO entire encounters dedicated to him.
    Tell me about a boss that had two encounters. I’ll wait

  • @popcosh2236
    @popcosh2236 11 місяців тому +1

    I mean wrath of the machine got solo flawless

  • @WDGaster-sh3md
    @WDGaster-sh3md 5 місяців тому

    I found it funny Val cus isn’t here because he was forgotten by the community

  • @Imfenway
    @Imfenway 3 місяці тому

    The true bosses were the friends-

  • @xoltarr424
    @xoltarr424 Рік тому

    I'm done! The dc-ing Crota part was epic!

  • @Crimsonraven234
    @Crimsonraven234 3 місяці тому

    I'm late but I need pt 2 with witness

  • @NamiTheAlpha
    @NamiTheAlpha Рік тому

    Sava really needs a 007 badge caus eshe for real played a park in putting quite a bit of them there 😂

  • @noivern4346
    @noivern4346 4 місяці тому

    Atheon got 1 phased by a purple sidearm

  • @MellowGenius
    @MellowGenius 5 місяців тому

    If you really think about it...Skolas was the first Dungeon Boss created.

  • @Scubastevia
    @Scubastevia Рік тому +1

    Scuba Stevia here only bought lightfall game is 9 years old cant believe I have to pay twice for dungeons wtf

  • @tylerruane1326
    @tylerruane1326 5 місяців тому

    How did I miss this for so long?

  • @vorpalweapon4814
    @vorpalweapon4814 Рік тому

    This is a well done skit.

  • @Kwisatz-Chaderach
    @Kwisatz-Chaderach 3 місяці тому

    Nice. Crotas ethernet cable.

  • @animelivetv6223
    @animelivetv6223 5 місяців тому

    Calus that's so true he was the test dummy a