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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +233

    I now have an Instagram account where I upload short video and photos .
    instagram.com/tv/CNR5Y9uBtuv/?igshid=11lqdi8z1ou7y

    • @johnboy8032
      @johnboy8032 3 роки тому +19

      Ab ur a legend..🤜🤛 I'll pay u to come to Ireland an do a audit on our corrupt cops!!!

    • @dominicfroude1491
      @dominicfroude1491 3 роки тому +9

      Do u want me to close my eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @harrylloyd6955
      @harrylloyd6955 3 роки тому +3

      You are the only man I follow on instagram 😂

    • @legacy1830
      @legacy1830 3 роки тому +3

      @@enochianmagic #troll

    • @sparkymlarky
      @sparkymlarky 3 роки тому +7

      @@enochianmagic
      Just seen your photo.
      I'll bet £1m your second name isn't Powell.🙄

  • @interestedparty00
    @interestedparty00 3 роки тому +728

    Cop: "You approached me."
    Wow, this cop is obviously a perpetual liar.

    • @Mat-kr1nf
      @Mat-kr1nf 3 роки тому +46

      He’s a copper, what else did you expect!🙄😩😁

    • @smirkystirky7103
      @smirkystirky7103 3 роки тому +25

      I just face palmed after hearing him say that.

    • @Paul-nr6ws
      @Paul-nr6ws 3 роки тому +32

      Bad habits are hard to break

    • @jonocroft4766
      @jonocroft4766 3 роки тому +19

      He's a pig, of course he's a perpetual liar, you only just realized that?

    • @davidprescott3556
      @davidprescott3556 3 роки тому +32

      Did you expect anything else from the police ? They lie constantly

  • @lenka2042
    @lenka2042 3 роки тому +258

    Those two getting out their car like they’re Cagney & Lacey🤣🤣

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 3 роки тому +11

      Best comment of the day. Andy England 🇬🇧👍❤️🥳👏👌

    • @jblake1
      @jblake1 3 роки тому +5

      😭😭😭

    • @bronte6364
      @bronte6364 3 роки тому +6

      Top comment!😂

    • @bobnicholson6118
      @bobnicholson6118 3 роки тому +10

      That's what we're paying for folks!!!!!

    • @fruitychink
      @fruitychink 3 роки тому +13

      Or Dumb and Dumber

  • @rachelhearne5334
    @rachelhearne5334 9 місяців тому +41

    ‘Get me an espresso you can get yourself a donut if you like’ I nearly spat my tea everywhere,classic AB 😂🤣🤣🙌

  • @gaz5898
    @gaz5898 3 роки тому +182

    Police guy didn't seem to care he was coughing so close to AB. Madness

    • @mikeb3811
      @mikeb3811 3 роки тому +6

      @@Bobsey pandemic, you heard of it?

    • @mikeb3811
      @mikeb3811 3 роки тому +2

      @@Bobsey 76 people thought madness too

    • @BossFamouspodcast
      @BossFamouspodcast 2 роки тому +2

      And he lied that AB approached him.

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 2 роки тому

      @@Bobsey Another idiot in severe need of emergency remedial science classes. You must have slept through them at school. 🙄

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator 2 роки тому

      @@gingw7333 had ur booster yet? Or is it ur 5th?

  • @Stuart_George
    @Stuart_George 3 роки тому +210

    'You approached me'.......🤣
    I mean, seriously, quite literally the opposite happened.

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 3 роки тому +24

      How would you prove him wrong without the camera? - He proved within 5 seconds he is willing to lie, how many people have suffered at his hands because they didn't have a camera?
      We really have started scraping the bottom of the barrel recruiting police officers nowadays, Is there a minimum IQ requirement, I've not seen much evidence.

    • @haywoodjablowme2929
      @haywoodjablowme2929 3 роки тому +10

      @@marklatimer7333 No point in intelligence gathering around there. You won't find any..

    • @malced1
      @malced1 3 роки тому +10

      Lying is habitual for some of these cops

    • @jaylamb477
      @jaylamb477 3 роки тому +8

      Can’t stop lying must be their training

    • @elvishards8161
      @elvishards8161 3 роки тому +4

      Yeh they are automatic liars

  • @TheDaflad
    @TheDaflad 3 роки тому +289

    “You can get yourself a doughnut 🍩”
    😂🤣Jeez I nearly fell out my chair 😂🤣

  • @ForcedAwakenings
    @ForcedAwakenings 3 роки тому +49

    I absolutely loved the “Can you grab me an espresso, you can get yourself a doughnut”! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Monahmed2086
      @Monahmed2086 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂 Absolute Class 😂😂😂

  • @kennyjones3679
    @kennyjones3679 2 роки тому +83

    Auditors have become the SAS of our rights so proud of you all.

    • @mrb180
      @mrb180 Рік тому

      more like the impersonation of OCD over a single irrelevant right which almost no one exercises under normal daily conditions, in a society destroyed and under siege from endless social issues ending in death and suffering and politician abusers who cannot be touched without a widespread civil war. more than anything, this is a online and youtube gig blown out of proportion by the manic excitation of the ignorant online public.

    • @paulstekla3270
      @paulstekla3270 Рік тому

      Are you mentally normal. What a stupid thing to say.

  • @highdefinition5724
    @highdefinition5724 3 роки тому +346

    Love it how they approach all aggressive and then quickly snap back into pretending to be professional and polite.... Jekyll and Hyde 😂

    • @marklee9226
      @marklee9226 3 роки тому +8

      I had to pause at 3.30 😂😂😂😂that's ballsy and hilarious 😂😂😂😂💪🇮🇪🇬🇧 play

    • @kevinjudy2210
      @kevinjudy2210 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah, it's really bad behavior that needs changing...

    • @kevinjudy2210
      @kevinjudy2210 3 роки тому +14

      You're going to bark orders at me, and not tell me who you are?!!!

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 3 роки тому +14

      Always. It is always "I am a police officer, you are just a member of the public, and this is how, we wooden tops will have the set up." The problem is with this attitude of self-importance through the title Police pig, I mean Police Officer, they then head for a fall, the haughty beggars lay themselves open to a fall, as here.

    • @J1122
      @J1122 3 роки тому +1

      Get knocked tf out

  • @markfowlermusic
    @markfowlermusic 3 роки тому +340

    Oh dear, whatever you do don't film what's behind the gate. They're very protective of more empty space and brick walls... God forbid that gets out to the public.

    • @Official_kenzie
      @Official_kenzie 3 роки тому +6

      🤣👏

    • @jamienoonan1186
      @jamienoonan1186 3 роки тому +18

      Can't believe they refused to go in. Wtf!!! That is the strangest thing I've seen a police officer do.

    • @jasoncdebussy
      @jasoncdebussy 3 роки тому +21

      The most empty space is between their ears 😁

    • @khoyrulislam
      @khoyrulislam 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha 🤣🤣

    • @cocobeware9442
      @cocobeware9442 3 роки тому +2

      Missing kids

  • @h3llrayzor59
    @h3llrayzor59 3 роки тому +11

    The Wife & I vacationed in Britain for a Month (Years Ago) We drove all over the Island. Filming & taking Pictures everywhere
    we went to document the Travels. Your Island is absolutely amazing! So much to see. You mentioned Fish & Chips and it
    brought back memories of the Fish & Chips we had every chance We could get. Yes... They are THAT GOOD!!! Every Town had
    their own recipe and all were good. I miss them so much as there is literally nowhere in the States that makes Fish & Chips as
    good as they do in your Country.

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 роки тому +1329

    (Waves £10 note in detective's face like a boss)
    "Get me a coffee and get yourself a donut"

    • @123kingcarp
      @123kingcarp 3 роки тому +123

      This is why AB is the best

    • @mrpmikc2505
      @mrpmikc2505 3 роки тому +121

      That was one of the best bits of derogatory banter I’ve ever seen towards a copper. He was totally humiliated, loved it! Get in AB, Yo!

    • @philbertb
      @philbertb 3 роки тому +55

      priceless!!!

    • @chrisrogers8111
      @chrisrogers8111 3 роки тому +15

      +Spotted Dick Pudding 4Sausage Meat

    • @Cernunnos652
      @Cernunnos652 3 роки тому +18

      Looool 😅😂😆☕🍩

  • @Verbs2007
    @Verbs2007 3 роки тому +120

    Remember, this was the same Derbyshire police department some months back that fined two women just because they went for a walk, smh.

    • @paulhutt9621
      @paulhutt9621 3 роки тому +3

      The 2 women were actors put there for publicity 😂

    • @shush_ya_mush
      @shush_ya_mush 3 роки тому +6

      and were spying on people with drones who were walking dogs in the peak district miles from anyone

    • @minatormyth
      @minatormyth 3 роки тому +3

      @@paulhutt9621 actors or not, the pigs still acted like fucking nazi party bastards.

  • @jimbo1847
    @jimbo1847 3 роки тому +112

    The way those two jumped out of their car they obviously
    thought they were Bodie and Doyle.

  • @slyasafox3302
    @slyasafox3302 2 роки тому +57

    Dude, out if all the folks out there doing videos you make me laugh, genuinely very funny, good job from the USA.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +5

      🤛

    • @chriscorbart
      @chriscorbart 2 роки тому +3

      🤜

    • @maaziy_ghaziyIYI
      @maaziy_ghaziyIYI Рік тому

      Mate, if he tries to pull this off on American police, he'll get shot instantly!

    • @tonymeck-lj8rv
      @tonymeck-lj8rv Місяць тому

      @@AuditingBritain would those bitches seriously have the legal right to arrest you and put you in handcuffs and would they have used a taser a pepper spray if you had resisted well all i can say is thank the lord ordinary uk cops dont carry firearms and truncheons and batons anymore

  • @smittyd4801
    @smittyd4801 3 роки тому +128

    They jumped out of the car like 2 hungry pitbulls and ended up going back to their car like 2 scared Chihuahuas.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce4081
      @wesleywyndam-pryce4081 3 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @naztubes
      @naztubes 3 роки тому +7

      And why do they always call people 'mate'. So condescending!

    • @garfield4108
      @garfield4108 3 роки тому +5

      Haha they did. They jumped out like Batman and Robin and expected him to run off 🤣🤣 Piss poor show

    • @pokehoarder2733
      @pokehoarder2733 3 роки тому +3

      Facts! They often jump out on some gang shit, till they realise the person's clued up on the law and their rights. Never gets old 😅

  • @smithy3269
    @smithy3269 3 роки тому +217

    “Why you taking pictures”
    “Because I have a camera”
    😂

    • @reacey
      @reacey 3 роки тому +5

      I liked that response, it showed how ridiculous their questioning is, they seem to think they can ask you or tell you anything and you have to comply. Little mini hitlers

  • @themeatspot5020
    @themeatspot5020 2 роки тому +11

    "Don't drop that phone" 🤣 ok AB you've officially taken focus pocus spot as number 1, he's now my 2nd favourite auditor lol

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 Рік тому +8

    The way the "ladies" blocked the footpath whilst the gate opened rather than let the pedestrian past was disgraceful

  • @contactearth2026
    @contactearth2026 3 роки тому +67

    he lied within 30 seconds of contact.. ego bruised when he was corrected..this man is what you call a tool.

    • @amd77j
      @amd77j 3 роки тому +7

      And dangerous. Lies at the “drop of a hat”. Bet he’s “highly regarded” by other cops.

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 3 роки тому +169

    The fancier their buildings become, the less we see them. The more powers they get, the less they serve us.

    • @Ashley4029
      @Ashley4029 3 роки тому +6

      very true

    • @thwalesproductions
      @thwalesproductions 3 роки тому

      Isn't that what the people want? To see less of these people on the streets but once they go people complain

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 роки тому +2

      @@thwalesproductions What an odd remark. I think most people feel less safe since the disappearance of preventative foot patrols.

    • @Ashley4029
      @Ashley4029 3 роки тому +5

      @@thwalesproductions No, most people just want to see them doing the job they are paid to do, like catching real criminals.

    • @malachitrutwein3346
      @malachitrutwein3346 3 роки тому

      @@Ashley4029 but when they are doing there job they get bellends like this guy filming them and complaining

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 Рік тому +15

    That cop lying on camera about you approaching him blatantly lying in front of 10s of thousands of people has blown his credibility to bits ,surely he can not be trusted to tell the truth in statements or in the Dock after lying so easily in front of the whole world

  • @Juls27989
    @Juls27989 2 роки тому +5

    " Can you go and get me an expresso, you can get yourself a doughnut ! " ... thats the best one yet ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @martinda7446
    @martinda7446 Рік тому +6

    The, ''you approached me'' line for me, was shocking. Imagine how his evidence reads in court! I have listened to policemen, post event, and had to pick my jaw up off the floor. That was a slip to do that on camera, he is so used to it, just the scintilla of evidence needed to indicate a truly dangerous man. I read a lot into that.
    Sending my greatest admiration to a gentleman, artist and entertainer.
    PS. I showed my Sister and Mum who is 85 some of ABs videos, we were laughing so much, and she said you were a very important man doing this. .. Is my mum the oldest subscriber? She was moved by your words at the war memorial - people fought and lost their lives for - coppers like that - A powerful message, esp. to someone that lived through it and lost people.
    PPS Might as well say everything on my mind, Your photos, the ones I've seen included in videos, are just remarkable.

  • @Jack-cd5dj
    @Jack-cd5dj 3 роки тому +206

    “You’re coughing now as well”
    You have a good sense of humour AB😂😂

    • @ConAir94
      @ConAir94 3 роки тому

      @Captain Kirk no he didn't

    • @OriginalPuro
      @OriginalPuro 2 роки тому

      That wasn't humor, he was serious.
      Who the fuck goes that close to people and coughs right in the middle of a fucking pandemic?
      Only an idiot would do that.

  • @legacy1830
    @legacy1830 3 роки тому +133

    Strange how they can film me on their cameras ANPR and roadside speed cameras etc but when you film them they get so upset . As Lance Corporal Jones used to say “ they don’t like it up em!”

    • @wm8982
      @wm8982 3 роки тому +4

      Big up the Walmington-on-Sea !

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 8 місяців тому +4

    This is _why_ auditing needs to happen. A copper who will walk up to you and lie right to your face, and your camera, that you approached him _cannot_ be trusted to do policing work.
    The Karens were appalling as well, and yet again demonstrated the bizarre belief that they have a second chance to make a first impression.
    Shocking that the PCSO was the most helpful and correct of the lot of them. Good on her, I hope she became a warranted constable.

  • @ryanmoorfell1530
    @ryanmoorfell1530 3 роки тому +120

    His hopes and dreams were shattered when he realised he'd met someone who knows the law! Expertly handled, A.B.

    • @MichaelThomas-mu4lg
      @MichaelThomas-mu4lg 3 роки тому +2

      What hopes?... They just met a dkhead

    • @charlieminaj2
      @charlieminaj2 Рік тому

      @@MichaelThomas-mu4lg and you sound like you suck the dick of police officers?

  • @rogerelliot7501
    @rogerelliot7501 3 роки тому +437

    "Go and get me a coffee, you can get yourself a doughnut if you like" 😂

    • @EwMuva
      @EwMuva 3 роки тому +19

      Nah that was underrated tfuck 🤣🤣
      Grab me a coffee, no, you cant help me then🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonyross7376
      @tonyross7376 3 роки тому +11

      That was classic AB is the man

    • @MRDOTASUSEE
      @MRDOTASUSEE 3 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahahahhahahaha

    • @primevalnaval
      @primevalnaval 3 роки тому +6

      That gave me a much needed laugh. Hilarious! 🤣

    • @carlosdias6065
      @carlosdias6065 3 роки тому +3

      This was so good.
      Lol 😁

  • @kentrobinson7479
    @kentrobinson7479 3 роки тому +66

    *A PHOTOGRAPHER STANDING STILL IS APPROACHED BY A GANG MEMBER BUT THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS THE ONE APPROACHING???*

  • @aboutthemetal8783
    @aboutthemetal8783 3 роки тому +4

    The coffee and donut bit had me in stitches.

  • @AnDy-of3mj
    @AnDy-of3mj 2 роки тому +15

    I had to pause at 3.30 to say you are an absolute boss. Any police officer watching should take note of how you should deal with someone using a camera in public, regardless of what direction it is pointing, jog the fuck on. Your a national treasure AB, I doth my cap. stay safe brother

  • @paulbramhall
    @paulbramhall 3 роки тому +173

    the shock on her face when you would not be bullied

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 роки тому +1

      They both roared in like Lions, and went out bleating like Lambs.

  • @Ang-hj6cb
    @Ang-hj6cb 3 роки тому +26

    “Can you go and grab me an espresso” 😂😂 i did not expect that at all! Hilarious 🤣

  • @jayahmed87
    @jayahmed87 3 роки тому +5

    “You need to give them a community protection warning” 🤣😭

  • @prattait7594
    @prattait7594 3 роки тому +7

    02:54 “ Can you grab me an expresso and get yourself a doughnut” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @telly9004
    @telly9004 3 роки тому +76

    AB is the best part of my Lockdown

    • @angiehazelaar
      @angiehazelaar 3 роки тому +3

      Let me guess....your a 12 year old shop lifter, he needs to get a job

    • @edybanciu7052
      @edybanciu7052 3 роки тому +3

      @@angiehazelaar what s your problem? no job? XD

  • @robertgreen5217
    @robertgreen5217 3 роки тому +382

    Refusing a doughnut, fake cop.😂👍

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +46

      That’s what I thought lol 😂

    • @broadwoodloch
      @broadwoodloch 3 роки тому +11

      Was looking for a box of doughnuts.

    • @bobes7
      @bobes7 3 роки тому +14

      AB, you're starting to get a bit ballsy. 😂👍

    • @chrissyp7433
      @chrissyp7433 3 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 the look on his face was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sparkymlarky
      @sparkymlarky 3 роки тому +26

      I love it when they think they're superheroes at the start, then after 15 secs of talking to AB they have a total Confidence Breakdown.😂😂

  • @dashford06
    @dashford06 3 роки тому +3

    Loved how you showed the Google 3D view of their ultra-top-secret-police-compound, that was classic. I guess Google can see it, but the rest of us have to avert our gaze whenever their gate opens, or face consequences...

  • @davegadge1
    @davegadge1 Рік тому +2

    Sharon and Tracy have gone dancing with the bags in the floor! 😆

  • @bmeghani88
    @bmeghani88 3 роки тому +83

    How small minded these two were: "We are not going to let you film in there"

    • @garagecellar
      @garagecellar 3 роки тому

      He should have said I'm not offering it as a choice, if I want to film I will.

  • @pascalini
    @pascalini 3 роки тому +86

    you approached him? wtf they dont help themselves do they

  • @warwickwolf3999
    @warwickwolf3999 11 місяців тому +4

    A fine example of a well trained professional police officer 😂

  • @davecollins9075
    @davecollins9075 2 роки тому +5

    I always come back to this vid. To watch Cagney and Lacey with jeans that don't fit .
    Classic

  • @kellyk5946
    @kellyk5946 3 роки тому +131

    Don’t accept their word when it comes to their shoulder number, ask for their warrant card.

    • @ce9934
      @ce9934 3 роки тому +4

      Warrant and shoulder numbers are not the same. Only in a handful of forces will they match

    • @angiehazelaar
      @angiehazelaar 3 роки тому +3

      @@ce9934 let me guess......your a Criminal?

    • @ce9934
      @ce9934 3 роки тому +13

      @@angiehazelaar no. Quite the opposite - a law abiding citizen. I’m not sure how you reached your conclusion?

    • @cockpiss9260
      @cockpiss9260 3 роки тому +12

      @@ce9934 She's a troll, check her comments.

    • @unscentednapalm8547
      @unscentednapalm8547 3 роки тому +4

      @@angiehazelaar you're*

  • @underworldjam
    @underworldjam 3 роки тому +30

    Top form with the one liners today AB. "You want me to close my eyes?"

  • @michaelkornegay4846
    @michaelkornegay4846 3 роки тому +8

    Mad respect from Chicago, A.B.! Stay safe and give'em hell!

  • @ronsmith4836
    @ronsmith4836 3 роки тому +11

    That guy looks so depressed, he could top himself when he gets home!

  • @adillpickle6762
    @adillpickle6762 3 роки тому +43

    The cop with the Puma sweat shirt on is used to talking to her wife that way. She thinks she can talk to the public like she does her wife.

    • @adillpickle6762
      @adillpickle6762 3 роки тому +6

      @@Rockyboy2106 Not sure but she is trying really hard to act like a man.

    • @mangomasheen2324
      @mangomasheen2324 3 роки тому

      Must be hard in that relationship knowing both women beleive they're right.

    • @adillpickle6762
      @adillpickle6762 3 роки тому

      @@mangomasheen2324 What is really hard is trying to convince everyone they are never wrong.

  • @ozzyatome
    @ozzyatome 3 роки тому +168

    Why do they always say you approached me when you filmed them walking up to you

    • @geodun
      @geodun 3 роки тому +23

      Because that is the only thing that makes sense to them. They have to make you the one behaving badly or they have no reason to talk to you.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 роки тому +35

      Trained liars.

    • @Brightstarlivesteam
      @Brightstarlivesteam 3 роки тому +18

      Because they think they will frighten you by telling lies!

    • @tonyross7376
      @tonyross7376 3 роки тому +15

      That is why u should always film the pig's . They lie and twist things

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 роки тому +2

      @@tonyross7376 But you become no better than them the minute you resort to pathetic insults. Prove us wrong, and demonstrate your ability to make a coherent point.

  • @Paul-gr5uf
    @Paul-gr5uf 2 роки тому +1

    Wetting myself, "get yourself a donut if you like" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johntheglass5686
    @johntheglass5686 2 роки тому +17

    Police officers need to understand that every action provokes a reaction.

    • @david-reason
      @david-reason 2 роки тому +4

      Newton's Law.
      Each citizen has a different reaction, when mixed with copper.

    • @michaelmckelvey5122
      @michaelmckelvey5122 2 роки тому

      @@david-reason Very well put!

  • @deanwallace4432
    @deanwallace4432 3 роки тому +226

    The guy walks 40 feet right up to you then says you approached me! These are the guys they hire to uphold the law 🤣

    • @madmick2741
      @madmick2741 3 роки тому +10

      Tosser and looks like a tosser

    • @Notchrhino55
      @Notchrhino55 3 роки тому +10

      He's a fucktard like his mate waiting across the rd. As for those two female coppers, strewth a couple of Jokers. I wonder if people who join the police force are arrogant bullying tin pot Hitler's to begin with or are they trained to be obnoxious little snots.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 2 роки тому +5

      It's no accident we was force fed movie's like Robo cop. Predictive programming and this is one of the reasons.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 2 роки тому +1

      @@vanpallandt5799 No. Eat the pictures.. concentrate.

    • @keenanschouten2582
      @keenanschouten2582 2 роки тому +1

      @@vanpallandt5799 he mean propaganda

  • @Debs-29
    @Debs-29 3 роки тому +36

    Police thinking they're in charge of us instead of serve protect

  • @jimward9998
    @jimward9998 2 роки тому +16

    love watching your channel in Canada. Always makes me laugh, keep up the good work

  • @illuminatedsphere7024
    @illuminatedsphere7024 3 роки тому +2

    “When you go in I just wanna look, I just wanna see” lol 😂

  • @tcl98387
    @tcl98387 3 роки тому +60

    This was the funniest one yet. "You approached me". Completely comical! The birds-eye view! Hahahaha, you just cannot write it. Then the seatbelt. Legitimately hilarious.

  • @Aware596
    @Aware596 3 роки тому +163

    This is brilliant , plods authority drained from his face and the Karen’s showed exactly what’s wrong with recruitment nowadays 😀😀

  • @citychap888
    @citychap888 2 місяці тому +2

    Grab me an espresso - hold the sugar! bahahaha!!!

  • @mallarally145
    @mallarally145 2 роки тому +2

    Your Reverse psychology is amazing haha you beat them at there own tactics!!! 💥💥

  • @systemofthehounds7658
    @systemofthehounds7658 3 роки тому +31

    When they are in plain clothes, make them show their warrant card.

  • @brettkeepin808
    @brettkeepin808 3 роки тому +55

    3 mins in and I’m pissing myself, I’ll have an expresso and u can get urself a doughnut, priceless 👍😂😂👍

  • @ascher40
    @ascher40 2 роки тому +3

    For that Cop to say that you approached him, shows that his testimony should NEVER be accepted in a court of Law!!!!!
    What a bloody liar!!!

  • @gladmorenkala8549
    @gladmorenkala8549 3 роки тому +1

    Go buy me coffee and get yourself a doughnut 🍩😋that cracked me 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Snacksaloon
    @Snacksaloon 3 роки тому +36

    The audacity for him to say YOU approached him 😂

    • @strickostricko
      @strickostricko Рік тому +1

      A lot worse than “audacity”. Blatant lies. 😡😤

    • @user-qt2jg5ww1x
      @user-qt2jg5ww1x Рік тому

      That's what cops do - the lie. How could this trash give evidence in court when he actually lies as a matter of course and on camera. It is obviously his usual practice!

  • @Mr.Rude.
    @Mr.Rude. 3 роки тому +48

    'You can get yourself donut'
    Quality AB

    • @angiehazelaar
      @angiehazelaar 3 роки тому +1

      At least they have a job

    • @edybanciu7052
      @edybanciu7052 3 роки тому +1

      @@angiehazelaar get a life, then get a job!

    • @krystagreen3094
      @krystagreen3094 3 роки тому +2

      @@angiehazelaar when you have a YT channel that's monetized, with nearly 100,000 subscribers, it becomes a job 🙄 go back to Twitter and be offended there
      EDIT: More than 100,000 subscribers 😉

  • @deanwood9893
    @deanwood9893 3 роки тому +1

    Lady in car "can i help ya"
    AB"what? "
    Lady in car" can i help you "😂😂

  • @2icelollys1goat
    @2icelollys1goat 3 роки тому

    Thanks for bringing us this. That first interaction was hilarious where you asked for a coffee of they dude

  • @bellslinki
    @bellslinki 3 роки тому +64

    The PCSO.was very professional and calm and collected 👍😊

  • @BattlesDiplomacy
    @BattlesDiplomacy 3 роки тому +41

    AB you pointed out they didn't have a seatbelt on - they're working sat 30cm apart without a mask!

  • @abduls4173
    @abduls4173 3 роки тому +1

    “Just give them one” 😭😂😂😂

  • @yogixl
    @yogixl 10 місяців тому +1

    AB my friend you need your own tv station. These audits are brilliant . Keep them coming 😂👍

  • @royhardy407
    @royhardy407 3 роки тому +80

    It just shows how much they will LIE. "You approached me" A blatant lie caught on camera by this arrogant fool who then coughs whilst standing near you. Do that to him and you will soon be in cuffs.

  • @ammo4350
    @ammo4350 3 роки тому +9

    Coughing in his face😂😂😂 sn then he had the cheek to say you approached him!😂😂 you are the man AB

  • @williamnunn8847
    @williamnunn8847 3 роки тому +2

    Dammit this guy is good. I have subscribed already. His delivery is very fluid.

  • @duggpinner3717
    @duggpinner3717 2 роки тому +4

    AB is the best in the business x

  • @Ali-gz4hz
    @Ali-gz4hz 3 роки тому +69

    When he said am I been detained?
    She was like “oh shit he knows his stuff well” 😂

  • @bronte6364
    @bronte6364 3 роки тому +20

    Those two robot police women were a great comedy duo!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You schooled them AB👍👍

  • @Chris_34
    @Chris_34 2 роки тому +1

    I loved the way those 2 female officers jumped out the car thinking they were in charge then got totally owned by AB😄

  • @MrTy1984
    @MrTy1984 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can you get me an espresso. Big up AB

  • @youubik
    @youubik 3 роки тому +70

    2:10 "You approached me" ... I love it, copper reflexively lies

    • @thewhinjaninja3610
      @thewhinjaninja3610 3 роки тому +7

      As always. In the word poLIce you'll find "cop lie".

    • @rob0749
      @rob0749 3 роки тому +1

      Reflexively, indeed

  • @JuxtaPositionings
    @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +79

    King of Auditers

    • @nickridic99
      @nickridic99 3 роки тому +1

      He wishes

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +1

      @@graham9352 you're missing the subtlety. He tells them off. He comes out of the interactions on top mostly

    • @Seannn94
      @Seannn94 3 роки тому +2

      @@graham9352 You're still watching them try impede on his rights though right?

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 роки тому +2

      @@graham9352 each to their own. probably less pointless than you watching and commenting on videos that you find pointless

  • @trevorskidmore1634
    @trevorskidmore1634 3 роки тому +14

    AB this is your best yet and like a good French Red you are improving with age. Keep hitting them with this style of banter because they haven't got the wit or wisdom to deal with it. Great audit AB.

  • @photolunatic4552
    @photolunatic4552 3 роки тому +3

    AB you are an absolute champion.

  • @firstnamelastname6038
    @firstnamelastname6038 3 роки тому +18

    "You want me to close my eyes?"😅🤣😂

  • @ChrisNF
    @ChrisNF 3 роки тому +74

    I do prefer your audits, you have the balls to stand up to the tyrants of today. Keep it up AB

  • @mrboyban
    @mrboyban Рік тому

    The dog calm down after you asked her number.... LOL

  • @CJR-hh5xk
    @CJR-hh5xk 3 роки тому

    That was a classic AB one liner ( do you want me to close my eyes ) 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NBMedia8928
    @NBMedia8928 3 роки тому +113

    Derbyshire Constabulary make themselves UA-cam stars again 😂😂

    • @michaelbritain5546
      @michaelbritain5546 3 роки тому +3

      Or you tube idiots 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nathanielmartin6093
      @nathanielmartin6093 2 роки тому +2

      Most cops double down on stupidity

    • @gingw7333
      @gingw7333 2 роки тому

      @@nathanielmartin6093 And triple and quadruple and...etc.

  • @legacy1830
    @legacy1830 3 роки тому +50

    “Don’t ever do that again” 😂😂😂

    • @bucksteingold4334
      @bucksteingold4334 3 роки тому +7

      I love how he scolds them like a Jewish grandmother.

  • @CH3FFI3
    @CH3FFI3 3 роки тому +2

    AB usually you conduct yourself very professionally and courteously but I have to call you out on this one buddy, offering Constable Cough Cough a donut without providing him with one will only cause him undue duress. I hope he gets the counselling and support he needs to continue to perform his duties to his excellent high standards.

  • @ThreepwoodForest
    @ThreepwoodForest 3 роки тому

    I always end up watching these videos after a few beers they always crack me up xD

  • @25242824
    @25242824 3 роки тому +105

    approaches you within your personal space and coughs right in your face, something he would have arrested and charged you for under current legislation, then instantly lies claiming you approached him, and the fact of how naturally he lied without even flinching or hesitating was very alarming in my opinion, imagine the same situation but without the camera rolling, imagine an officer who lies so easily out on the streets, imagine how many innocent people this scum bag as stitched up with his lies.

    • @Carl15O3
      @Carl15O3 2 роки тому +13

      Couldn’t agree more, that was shocking.

    • @brendangoodbrand2597
      @brendangoodbrand2597 2 роки тому

      All over UK it's a Fucking disgrace would love everything to Go tits up

    • @benburns1180
      @benburns1180 2 роки тому +10

      Extremely shocking. It came too naturally. It was if he forgot he was being filmed for a second. Proper caught out here.

    • @mrhealthandsafety1750
      @mrhealthandsafety1750 Рік тому +9

      Bang on,this is why AB and others are so needed

    • @peesib
      @peesib Рік тому +2

      That’s the worry…approached AB and then said he was approached!!!

  • @amd77j
    @amd77j 3 роки тому +254

    This guy comes up very close to you, without a mask, starts coughing in your face, and then lies to say you approached him. Unbelievable!

    • @tonytotten408
      @tonytotten408 3 роки тому +11

      It's not unbelievable it's just there way they are trained ..standards dropping that was him out of uniform 🕵️🤔 👎

    • @angykedi
      @angykedi 3 роки тому +8

      stop this mask nonsense!!!!

    • @jeddhanson3984
      @jeddhanson3984 3 роки тому +13

      Very believable...cops lie almost non-stop

    • @mrechelon7051
      @mrechelon7051 3 роки тому +13

      They just cannot tell the truth at all. Its scary how easy the lies flow from his coughing mouth

    • @mrechelon7051
      @mrechelon7051 3 роки тому +11

      The 2nd two idiots are earning the hate. Jumping out and ordering you about barking orders. Plain clothes. No visible id they were police, and then refuses to give collar number! Protecting a "public building!" They just dont have a clue do they?

  • @Novum_YT
    @Novum_YT Рік тому +1

    I think we should maybe check out the guy in charge of hiring at this police station because he definitely has a type.

  • @sundayduffer
    @sundayduffer 2 роки тому +3

    Greeting from California. Youre savage… had me at the donuts offer… lol!!!

  • @PabloTaylor666
    @PabloTaylor666 3 роки тому +24

    If he can’t get a simple interaction like that right what hope do we have 🤦‍♂️

  • @lucidmoment71
    @lucidmoment71 3 роки тому +38

    Within about 20 seconds of your interaction the Copper proved exactly why everyone should always record any interaction with the Police, according to PC Liar Liar Pants on Fire, AB approached him!!

  • @OTKP
    @OTKP 2 роки тому

    2:52 AB really offered him money to go get coffee for him🤣🤣