"I have a 'drinking problem?' Fuck you, Peck. You're a Mormon. Next to you, we 'all' have a 'drinking problem!'" 😂🤣 Also, I love the quip by Chad about Linda's potential on li one date: "Does he looks like he has a sense if humor?" "His optometrist looks like he has a sense of humor." LOL!
@@Yourmom-dd3fh OMG, yess!! What have we learned today, Palmer?... I don't fucking know either... I guess, we learned not to do it again, but the fuck if I know what we did." ROTFL!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
Lmao! You never see him portray a role in this way. Usually his acting mannerisms are hilarious to begin with, but as he’s looking around like “ah….Oh… WHA!” Lmao! Thats when I lost it, haha. 🤣😅
It is. It made little impact but I remember late night TV commercials for it, yet I didn’t see it until my Dad ripped a copy from an online pirate site. _Loved it._
Honestly, probably one of the best movies of all time. Highly underrated. Cinematography is very American, plot is extremely twisted, people are fucking delusional, plot is gorgeous.
I love the obvious funny parts. But I was dying when the dude she went on the date with earlier is looking at them from the other bench who is there to pick up another woman. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Couldn't have written this any better.
Ever stop to think he isn't actually paranoid lol....wouldn't they be scoping both of them out because she went to the Russians and he was under surveillance for shooting the gym guy and being in the ex analyst house?
The funny thing is, for how much of an idiot he was throughout this movie, I'm not sure I could blame him going nuts when this happens. From a character's perspective, this would be one of the biggest mindfucks in cinema history. You killed this total spook who happened to be "spying" on you at your girlfriend's house and your completely innocent-seeming newer girlfriend knows the guy, knows he was there and is looking for him? And is she telling you this because she also knows you were there and killed him and is trying to trap you in some way? Like what could be going through his mind at this point?
Im just...Linda litskey. Lol this movie is full of amazing actors acting like complete morons. Doesnt he even question why she would even mention Osbourne Cox if she was under cover.
Honestly, of all the amazing lines delivered extremely well by the incredible actors and actresses in this movie, her delivery of that line might be the most perfect. It's so goofy and the perfect way for him to just get completely set off. And from his perspective, having killed a guy that he's 100% sure was some total spook that was out to get him, it's actually understandable he's going nuts from this. Like how are these people infiltrating his life?! lol
Proverbs for Paranoids 1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures. 2. The innocence of the creature is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master. 3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers. 4.You hide, They seek. 5. Paranoids are not paranoids because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
The Coen Brothers always hit home runs - their movies are funny, well-written, and often deeply disturbing. Everyone in the cast was great. This scene was pretty ominous.
This movie was such a strange story lol I loved it.. It had a mid lif crisis feel to the characters and dating at older ages mixed with these peoples particular careers that over shadowed their characters build.. Overall dark comedy by the best brothers at it
One of my favorite Coen collaborations. Ever since Blood Simple, I've been a fan of the brothers. Clooney was hilarious in this film. Of course, the writing defines his character. His comments on floors is SO oblique!
Hahahahaha my fav part of the movie. Watched this in my teens then in my thirties again recently, have to say, I enjoyed it a great deal more than I already did.
What's the saying? "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching you." I mean, Phil Ochs was clearly losing it to bipolar disorder near the end, so all his friends were like "oh you" when he said he was being followed by the FBI. Then a couple decades after he hanged himself in his sister's house, the FBI declassified its files on Phil Ochs which contained HUNDREDS of pages of information, conversations, recordings, photographs... And in true Burn After Reading fashion, they still had him listed as active and dangerous up to 5 years after he died.
Hear this a lot from people. Clooney has a fantastic range. The Coen Bros I think brought out quirky performances from him in Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Intolerable Cruelty and this movie. But come on, flicks like Syriana and The American were un-Clooney like.
Whaaaat! You need the drama to balance it out. Basically, it's funny because the Coen Bros. are the only filmmakers who use Clooney this way. Imagine if Schwarzenegger only did family movies, and was not first The Terminator, Conan the Barbarian, etc...
Who are you? Are you *label?!*, *label?!*. *LABEL?!* Who do you work for?! = Who are you?! “I’m just Linda litsky” is the right response, clooney is serious takes and becomes the label, he would say something like “I’m CIA.”
I got really stoned and watched this movie last night. Super funny if you imagine the scenes with clooney were shot from the perspective of a hollywood stalker, stalking clooney lmao!
The guy in the car did if for me, lmao. Its like the others could just be his imagination, but then it pans to a guy who looks bluntly 100% fed just to top it all off. 😂😂
Clooney comes out from his gated estate just long enough to bash the way we live our everyday lives, plays a silly ass role, collects a zillion and runs back. My hero.
I love Clooney's wide-eyed paranoiac expressions. One of my favorite things about this movie.
You should watch him in Intolerable Cruelty, same kind of energy!
Cracked me up!
😅
@@andrewbecker9062 lmaoo
We're in a tight spot!
@@schmassbinder classic 😂
I love this movie. Linda got those surgeries she wanted, it only cost 3 men their lives and a decent, yet paranoid, boyfriend his sanity.
He was a cheating & impulsive asshole but I don’t disagree that if Chad weren’t dead him and Linda may have actually gotten along quite well
Well he was sane enough to set himself on that flight to Venezuela. And CIA let him do that in the end, in spite of a murder he committed
His paranoia wasn't baseless, as far as I understand he really was being watched all the time
There's nothing decent about George Clooney's character
@@epiphanyravenous He actually was watched by a private investigator and also CIA.
I know Harry is paranoid in this movie but gotta cut him some slack here. That was an INSANE coincidence lmao
Clooney expression while said "who are you?" and the drinking problem scene are the best from this movie!
dont forget the "what did we learn" at the end
Bima Natawilaga the carrots
"I have a 'drinking problem?' Fuck you, Peck. You're a Mormon. Next to you, we 'all' have a 'drinking problem!'" 😂🤣
Also, I love the quip by Chad about Linda's potential on li one date:
"Does he looks like he has a sense if humor?"
"His optometrist looks like he has a sense of humor." LOL!
@@Yourmom-dd3fh OMG, yess!! What have we learned today, Palmer?... I don't fucking know either... I guess, we learned not to do it again, but the fuck if I know what we did." ROTFL!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
Lmao! You never see him portray a role in this way. Usually his acting mannerisms are hilarious to begin with, but as he’s looking around like “ah….Oh… WHA!” Lmao! Thats when I lost it, haha. 🤣😅
LOL this movie is fucking flawless
7 years later, it's still fucking flawless.
What fucking movie is this? 😅
It is. It made little impact but I remember late night TV commercials for it, yet I didn’t see it until my Dad ripped a copy from an online pirate site. _Loved it._
@@TheDeanvazA fucking flawless one!
Honestly, probably one of the best movies of all time. Highly underrated. Cinematography is very American, plot is extremely twisted, people are fucking delusional, plot is gorgeous.
You saying American cinematography is supposed to be a good thing? Cause it fuckin aint
@@Puckosar we like it
@@Puckosar Americans consistently make the best entertainment what the hell are you talking about idiot
@@Puckosar oooo, I'm so edgy, I don't like American things, oooo.
@@Puckosar Stanley Kubrick is American, and his cinematography is gorgeous
the plot of that picture is simply glorious
This movie is SO underrated! It's such a good film, if you enjoy dark comedies!
Eris Brigedon yeah it's a shame there are not a lot of comedies like that, can you recommend any?
Joshua Lieberman In bruges for starters
@@joshualieberman1059 Hail, Cesar! with George Clooney as well from Coens as well.
@@joshualieberman1059 Big nothing with David schwimmer and Simon Pegg.
@@zOMGiez1 Haha this, I envy people who haven't yet seen that film.
i luv the way she says ..linda linksy
“For starters...” *grabs three bottles of spirits*
I love the obvious funny parts. But I was dying when the dude she went on the date with earlier is looking at them from the other bench who is there to pick up another woman. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Couldn't have written this any better.
The best part is how the other woman looks just like Linda.
I didn’t notice that actually
Thanks
I wonder if he ever picked up the "plunge" and the Honey Nut Cheerios...
Ever stop to think he isn't actually paranoid lol....wouldn't they be scoping both of them out because she went to the Russians and he was under surveillance for shooting the gym guy and being in the ex analyst house?
Hahah and she's like....no uh uh...when he obviously is lol!
"The Coen's wrote the character with me in mind which worried me a little bit."
hahahaha Clooney is hilarious in this film
Darth Watson he is. He plays such a tragic idiot of a character. All of them do, top actors playing complete buffoons.
I love the way she says “Osborne Cox” like everyone should immediately know who that is.
And he knew him, too
@@MrYarik04 Of course, he was banging Cox' wife. But he didn't know Linda knew him
I love the way she says "Im just, Linda Litzke" as if shes answering the phone at the planet fitness lol
Is it Me, or is that the most emotion I've ever seen from Clooney
Quite a jolt of.
Bulging eyes moving torso legs
Coens get the best work out of Clooney
Yeah, usually Clooney is ice cold. Of course, you want to see REAL emotion, watch how he talks about Batman & Robin!
Coens manage to do it in every their movie he's in
his face and the noises he makes lmfao
Sadly they were perfect for each other.
If only Chad had run for the fuckin door…
The funny thing is, for how much of an idiot he was throughout this movie, I'm not sure I could blame him going nuts when this happens. From a character's perspective, this would be one of the biggest mindfucks in cinema history. You killed this total spook who happened to be "spying" on you at your girlfriend's house and your completely innocent-seeming newer girlfriend knows the guy, knows he was there and is looking for him? And is she telling you this because she also knows you were there and killed him and is trying to trap you in some way? Like what could be going through his mind at this point?
1:32 Me when I don't know someone.
This is one of those movies you can watch over and over again.
1:11 the greatest scene of the flick
Im just...Linda litskey. Lol this movie is full of amazing actors acting like complete morons. Doesnt he even question why she would even mention Osbourne Cox if she was under cover.
The Truth Paranoid logic
@sandalssuck even the CIA are morons lmao
Honestly, of all the amazing lines delivered extremely well by the incredible actors and actresses in this movie, her delivery of that line might be the most perfect. It's so goofy and the perfect way for him to just get completely set off. And from his perspective, having killed a guy that he's 100% sure was some total spook that was out to get him, it's actually understandable he's going nuts from this. Like how are these people infiltrating his life?! lol
@@stevejones1657 right, from his perspective she just confessed to being a "co-worker" with a guy he "knows" is a spook
Georgie Clooney is me when I’m not on my medicine
😂🤣
Ain't that the truth
Hands down, funniest scene in the movie lmao
Thisis funny but Brad Pitt repeatedly asking "Osburne Coxxx....Is this Osborne Cox...?" is the funniest
All JK Simmons scenes are the best. And "Osborn Cox". And the "what the fuck is this". Hell, the whole movie is!
@@vikashbhakta8943 honestly, it's a tie IMO
Clooney's the man!
He really is like the modern day Cary Grant.
You can kinda see George cracking up.
This was truly amazing.
"Jesus what a clusterfuck..."
Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not not after you.
Underrated comment
@@novemberalpha6023 You must be a stupid fool then, guys comment was dumb and made no sense.
There are those who believe paranoia is the highest state of consciousness.
You can choose paranoia or the lie of civility.
You get to choose.
Proverbs for Paranoids
1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.
2. The innocence of the creature is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.
3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
4.You hide, They seek.
5. Paranoids are not paranoids because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
The Coen Brothers always hit home runs - their movies are funny, well-written, and often deeply disturbing. Everyone in the cast was great. This scene was pretty ominous.
I'm watching an Anna Kendrick interview and she said how Clooney is so talented and I instantly remembered this scene lol
this is seriously one of the best movies ever made. i think it actually just is my favourite movie lol.
It's so funny lmqo
When you're shady, you automatically think everyone else is too....
That’s me when i smoke too much weed 😧
That's why I don't go out after smoking or smoke outside.
You just need enough alcohol to mask the paranoia.
Lmao and then the mailman just looks at you crazy
This is literally how I act when I smoke half a joint.
You're just... Linda Liedsky ?
BEST MOVIE ... EVER! Well not ever but up there with the rest of the BEST!
BF couldn't understand why I loved this movie!
The most unique movie
Noone knows whats goin on
They say its dark comedy.. But its simply just serious and comedy in balance. Nothing dark
yup it's not everyone cup of tea because the humor is kinda dry and morbid lol
WHO ARE YOU?!?
He went Bruce Wayne
Linda Litzkey!
Can't decide if this or "MORON!" is the best scene.
This movie was such a strange story lol I loved it.. It had a mid lif crisis feel to the characters and dating at older ages mixed with these peoples particular careers that over shadowed their characters build.. Overall dark comedy by the best brothers at it
This movie is Brilliant!!
Im laughing too hard .when he do .you ai ah oh uh you you and runing)
Hahaha thats what im laughing at xD
Im laughing too hard at this xD
My favorite part of this movie even now.
One of my favorite Coen collaborations. Ever since Blood Simple, I've been a fan of the brothers. Clooney was hilarious in this film. Of course, the writing defines his character. His comments on floors is SO oblique!
Hahahahaha my fav part of the movie. Watched this in my teens then in my thirties again recently, have to say, I enjoyed it a great deal more than I already did.
Love that immediately after this, he goes straight to Venezuela lmao
Well, not exactly straight there, thanks to the CIA.
George clooney showed impressive acting range in this movie.
He sounds just like Randy from south park, his hoh! oh! at the end :D :D too funny
Man I've never seen this movie. Didn't know Clooney can be this funny😂😂
I mean, as it turned out he was being followed and surveiled the whole time so you can’t really say he was paranoid.
What's the saying? "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching you." I mean, Phil Ochs was clearly losing it to bipolar disorder near the end, so all his friends were like "oh you" when he said he was being followed by the FBI. Then a couple decades after he hanged himself in his sister's house, the FBI declassified its files on Phil Ochs which contained HUNDREDS of pages of information, conversations, recordings, photographs... And in true Burn After Reading fashion, they still had him listed as active and dangerous up to 5 years after he died.
This film is flawless
“I’m just Linda Litzsky”
😂😂
THis thread is GREAT! Everyone agrees with each other!!! Fawking LOVED this flick!
1:34
“I-ha’m just…
… Linda Litzke”
I ordered this DVD on Amazon good movie funny
This movie is such a riot.
It’s a joke how fkn underrated this movie is.. I can’t believe it.
yooo the last 30 secs had me dying lollll
This is the first time I see George Clooney not playing himself.
Right. Usually the same in every movie, even Batman lmao!
Hear this a lot from people. Clooney has a fantastic range. The Coen Bros I think brought out quirky performances from him in Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Intolerable Cruelty and this movie.
But come on, flicks like Syriana and The American were un-Clooney like.
I love this scene
"The wicked flee when none pursueth" - Proverbs 28:1
Epic performance !! LMAO =D
This is me at work LMFAO
perfect scene
Clooney is so much better at goofy comedy than at drama. He should never do anything else.
Whaaaat! You need the drama to balance it out. Basically, it's funny because the Coen Bros. are the only filmmakers who use Clooney this way. Imagine if Schwarzenegger only did family movies, and was not first The Terminator, Conan the Barbarian, etc...
Agreed, lol.
I find I’m just ... Linda litzkey delivery so funny
So this is where the meme came from
which meme?
I was also wondering where this meme came from. I love it xD
Which one ?
@@MrMarton7 Judging by the replies, there is no meme
They were actually watching him, right? The guy in the car probably was the real deal, lol
they were probably the lawyers his wife hired to spy on him
1:40 the start of the meme
He's playing the guy who the men who stare at goats here again and we love it
01:15 to the end then back to 01:15 at least 4 times , do it
Who are you? Are you *label?!*, *label?!*. *LABEL?!* Who do you work for?! = Who are you?! “I’m just Linda litsky” is the right response, clooney is serious takes and becomes the label, he would say something like “I’m CIA.”
The best thing about this scene is you discover Clooney looks like a girl when he runs.
I liked this one, it was a funny movie 😂
I got really stoned and watched this movie last night. Super funny if you imagine the scenes with clooney were shot from the perspective of a hollywood stalker, stalking clooney lmao!
This is what mild alcohol withdrawal is like for me lol
The term for that is anxiety
Really.
That's what it felt like
He was wise to be cautious and get out of there. She was an idiot and a siting duck.
That's some Batman level interrogation questions. Oh wait, he was Batman.
The lady at 0:32 looks JUST like Linda. So well planned and ironic for the scene LOL
masterpiece 10/10
This is the best scene in the world
Its too bad that good dark comedies are so rare :/
Hats off Coen brothers
Lol the photograper killed me
The guy in the car did if for me, lmao. Its like the others could just be his imagination, but then it pans to a guy who looks bluntly 100% fed just to top it all off. 😂😂
Clooney comes out from his gated estate just long enough to bash the way we live our everyday lives, plays a silly ass role, collects a zillion and runs back. My hero.
Would love to see Clooney do just one more Coen Bros movie.
Never noticed this before but the guy in the car, is that the guy from tuckman marsh?
So essentially there is in fact someone watching him?
Weed gets me like this
1:09 1:41 1:43 1:45 1:47 1:51 this is how George felt In 1997 after Batman and Robin
can anyone blame him for being paranoid at that point
Yep. What it like.
The Coens Dr. Strangelove.
Exceptional.
don´t do drugs. don´t paranoia.
i literally want to throw up seeing Pitt & Clooney look in ocean series. but my god this movie really does change my perspective
1:40 when the edibles kick in
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
Hes got the lactose reflux
They were a great match. It's a shame he had to have a nervous breakdown and she had to get her friends killed lol.
"Hes on a plane to venezula"
Me and my sister were about 10 when Brad Pitt was shot in the head we were laughing so much, was too funny
Is it still snowing in Hollywood
Now Harry sees the big picture lol
It’s too much for him he connected the dots