This was pretty damn hilarious. "Ah, you've found it. Good boy!", i laughed hard. Also, the final boss fight was pretty impressive, i mean, you only have 1hp. Pretty badass in my opinion. So, yeah. Nicely done.
Since gaben is the last person who worked on half life who is valve now he has to do the whole game but he doesn’t know how to make a game so he’s been trying to make level triggers for years
>It's 2012 E3 >Gaben is being lowered by super strength steel cables >"W-we are here to discuss something that has the number 3" >An E appears by the 3 >There is a loud cheering in the crowd >"Have a nice E3 everyone" >The crowd starts booing as Gaben is being lifted off stage >The steel cables break and gaben falls on the crowd killing everyone in the crowd >10 years later Valve starts working on Episode 3
I never thought I'd say this - but this game is going to blow Battlefield 3 out of the water. Absolutely no doubt about it. Game of the century. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU PERSONALLY FOR PROVIDING US WITH THIS GREAT LEAKED GAMEPLAY AND HOPE TO SEE MORE IN THE FUTURE.
I love the idea that Gabe N doesn’t know how to trigger a level change
Well Gabe N Make His Workers Known As SLaves do it
whoever this gaben person is, he should ask gabe newell how to do it
I CAN'T FUCKING TELL IF IT'S ELEVEN YEARS OR DAYS AGO WHAT HAS MY SENSE OF HUMOUR BECOME
@@belgianwaffles197 That was a year ago
XD we're SO zany
lol
almost ten years later I still watch this video
I was just about to say the same thing
same deal here. Alyx be damned, this is the real Half Life 3.
This is a classic now.
Same here, at least one time a month i see this
@@peppermillers8361 yeah, i agree, Half life Alyx more like get out of here we have Half-life treeeeeeeeee yeeeeeeeeessss!!!111!!
I love how people already used windows movie maker and "let the bodies hit the floor" or whatever ironically 11 years ago
The only way it could have been better was if _that_ one song played at some point too.
(Also nice Klonoa pfp :3)
@@ShadowEclipse777 What song?
imagine letting a kid play this 100 years ago
it would be the best thing they ever experienced
classic, this cemented its position in half life lore forever in my opinion
Almost 12 years later and this is still a masterpiece
hi lukaaaaaa
@@fieldoview6230 haiiiii
Hi luka
@@SpacenoidCentral omg hi walter
collect my pages
After nine years in the algorythm, hopefully it will be worth the wait. Thanks, and have fun.
~Gaben
AHAHA
This was definitely ahead of it’s time
This was pretty damn hilarious.
"Ah, you've found it. Good boy!", i laughed hard.
Also, the final boss fight was pretty impressive, i mean, you only have 1hp. Pretty badass in my opinion. So, yeah. Nicely done.
TheOwlslayer I did not see you commit
@@user-eq8jx8jr6f *2 years*
Alyx we need to find the borealis
Now:find alyx
This feels like it was made today. I guess out humor really hasn't changed much.
I love how when dog died she said not again like this always happens
Well she has had dog since she was little
I love how after all these years he wasn't that far off from epistle 3
0:00 Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the f- 2:40 FLOO- (the end)
The perfect example of accidentally creating a post-irony masterpiece which ten years later fits the culture of ridicule perfectly
I've been looking for this video for close to a decade. The feeling I have right now is incredible.
bro really predicted modern triple A titles
Since gaben is the last person who worked on half life who is valve now he has to do the whole game but he doesn’t know how to make a game so he’s been trying to make level triggers for years
Half life 3: never happend
"guys pls hepl with lvl i am not good with computer" -Gaiben
0:55 makes me laugh even after all these years
"ah, you found it good boy"
where did all the dislikes come from this is a masterpiece
Back then, they can't take a meme, and they thought this was real, lol.
@@paolomiguelpimentel6120 lol the intro so funny screw them man awesome vid
Well certainly there aren't dislikes anymore
@Hawk Moth ik
i did something so i can see dislikes and there is zero dislikes
Still has more effort than most mods
>It's 2012 E3
>Gaben is being lowered by super strength steel cables
>"W-we are here to discuss something that has the number 3"
>An E appears by the 3
>There is a loud cheering in the crowd
>"Have a nice E3 everyone"
>The crowd starts booing as Gaben is being lifted off stage
>The steel cables break and gaben falls on the crowd killing everyone in the crowd
>10 years later Valve starts working on Episode 3
well 2020 did have half life alyx
2:13 that medkit falling off actually goes hard
This is advanced humor, way ahead of its time.
8 years and comments haven't changed in UA-cam's heyday
I can tell this half life took a while to make
Ah, yes. I remember that as a kid. When I was a kid I have no idea what the fuck is going.
im so glad i found this video again after watching for the first time about 10 years ago. every part of the video is so perfect
Cant wait for this to come out. It will be another masterpiece.
Eli's funeral was so touching...
playing too much half life 2 before having a fever dream be like:
This is hilariously more than Valve will ever do.
This is way ahead of its time xd
this is some real quality gold medal game
This is masterpiece
Lol i found you in this video
I just love how the start is made with windows movie maker,just amazing.
Looks better than hunt down the freeman
I never thought I'd say this - but this game is going to blow Battlefield 3 out of the water. Absolutely no doubt about it. Game of the century.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU PERSONALLY FOR PROVIDING US WITH THIS GREAT LEAKED GAMEPLAY AND HOPE TO SEE MORE IN THE FUTURE.
This was a hell of a lot more impressive than I was expecting. Great mapping work, mate!
The dialogue is just perfect, brings a tear to my eye.
somehow, still better than hunt down the freeman lol
At least it has music stay between change level screens
I love how he SHOT g man XD
All Half-Life 3 jokes age like wine.
After 9 minutes in the development, hopefully it would have been worth the weight
I love the last part. It's literally trolling the player!
Surprisingly this made me long for the next installment of Half-Life. I love how you did this though.
I love the music at the ending. Gabe knows how to make a great game.
Im the first comment over 8 years to say
*yo mama*
*also ur shoes raggedy*
This is sick. Was so much worth the wait!
Gonna purchase now.
I like how an average UA-camr made HL3 faster than Valve can.
You still have time Valve, make HL3 before someone else does again
Fake! The textures are aligned too carefully.
Well the whole budget went into hl alyx, but atleast its playable
12 YEARS AGO?
For some reason when I was 13 I thought this was for real and was really disappointed 😅
Dawn this is retro considered and better than skibidi toilet
2:26 the way dr. breen flys
Only 14 years later I realized that this is not a real Half Life 3.
*sips tea* intresting..
aged like whine
Alyx calling Gordon a good boy is something I didn't know I needed
1:53 "Everybody Dice" xD
the health dispenser tilting and falling was pure genious
This video is legendary, please tell me you have the original maps and sources for this.
That´s gone.
I have no idea why this was recommended to me over a decade later but im glad i saw it
It's time to watch HL3 footage like this, using VR 😎
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
if anything is real about half-life 3, this is it.
Finally, i found it again, after so long, damn this takes me back.
have you noticed in the first menu, it says everybody dies, in the second one it says everybody dise, and in the last one it says everyone dice?
finally.. comment section of this video..
tbh valve would put that many barrels in one room
I thought your masterwork, your magnum opus, was Meet the Smartass.
And then I saw this.
Sir, you have bested yourself. Bravo.
Finally found again this masterpiece of a video
I love how G-man just falls through the window and slaps into the desk
This is very nicely done. Truly hilarious, keep up the good work!
This is a good example of when not to monologue.
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If you want to play this game, you can't cuz it's gameplay only and it's for developers.
half life 3 pre alpha
Holy crap man, you leaked Valve's gamescom 2023 footage 11 years before gamescom 2023 itself!
Man I remember being a kid watching this not knowing what was going on cause I never even played Half-Life before
Real. It’s wierd af that this might be more than valve will ever give us
absolute kino
I believe it, its real
Truly your greatest work.
Half life 3 real no fake
I love how this is 10 years ago and we are still waiting
Hopefully, it will have been worth the weight.
This isn't real...Valve couldn't pull something this good off.
Finally found this video again. I thought i dreamt this up for the longest time
I finished the video and my chest started hurting, am I about to die?
100% real no fake
0:10 Alyx, I want you to [__] yourself
Write in the command what is the answer
Fucks da answer
kill
closest thing we ever came to Half Life 3
Half life 2 took 7 years.
Its been 7 years.
NOW these jokes are applicable.
😭😭
Brilliant as always
Gabe: Hopfully, it had been worth the wait.