Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)
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- Опубліковано 24 жов 2013
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Two cops get more than they bargained for when they face down a ruthless criminal...
Special thanks to Key & Peele for appearing in our video! Freddie will be in their Halloween episode on October 30th at 10:30 PST
Music by John Robert Matz ( johnrobertmatz.com )
Sound by Kevin Senzaki
VFX by Arnold Aldridge and Tanner Merrill
Camera by Ben M. Waller
Cast:
Agent - Keegan-Michael Key
Cortez - Jordan Peele
Asian - Freddie Wong
Cop - Brian Firenzi
Cop - Alec Owen
Police Photographer - Lauren Haroutunian
Hacker - Arnold Aldridge
Sniper - Jamie Lukaszewski
Wife - Ellary Porterfield
Kidnapper: Jake Andrews
Dead Body - Danny Vink
Written By: Matthew Arnold, Will Campos, Brian Firenzi
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When everyone has ten reverse uno cards
Raptin 159 🤣🤓🤓
😀😁😂😂😁😀 Draw 4
Right now!!!!!
I got to give you your 666 like :)
U gotta choose. How u play them 😂
Im gonna change it to 1k
"All drugs were consumed in the making of this video".
For you, all drugs were consumed in the watching of this video.
We were high thus whole timr
I like how Freddie and Peele are fooled by each other's disguises despite the fact that they're disguised as each other
My god! I didn't even think of that till you pointed it out! Wtf s wrong with me?
Peele was a sleeper agent though. so he only thought he was fooling freddie. and Freddie was able to fool Peele with the disguise because Peele didn't remember who he was until he was woken up from being a sleeper agent
@@Blate1 still don’t make sense tho cause Freddie is Peele and Peele is Freddie. The awakened Peele is Freddie. So Peele in Freddie’s disguise awakened Freddie in Peele’s disguise. Freddie in Peele’s disguise now either believes Peele in Freddie’s disguise is a evil double or Peele (but he didn’t point out that he is faking) so it just doesn’t make sense either way. Plus the background story doesn’t work neither since we can’t pin down anyone’s identity. Freddie in Peele’s disguise says he’s inviestigsting Peele in Freddie’s disguise his corruption. So is Freddie investigating himself? If not, he must’ve known that was Peele. But why would he investigate Peele, supposedly Freddie’s subordinates judging from Key’s and their reaction? It’s stupid fun I think. Also it just doesn’t make sense for them to dress as each other honestly😂😂
@@jonswliu6650 You just wrinkled my brain…
@@omegaoverl0ad that just means he's a few streets ahead of us
Nearly Ten years have passed and this Skit is still single handedly one of the BEST most CLEVER bits ive ever seen
i honestly thought that too.
The comedic timing is superb too.
It's good, but see the skit Alternatino. That's probably the most clever skit written.
So many of their skits are great, but NOTHING can come close to the K&P Family Matters skit....
Yup I'm back for more
Teacher: the test isn't that confusing
The test:
Underrated
LMAOOOO underrated comment of the year
Hey Sal
Hey its sal
Lol
meanwhile the snipers are just watching this like "what the actual hell"
And the drone and the hacker
All the others were hired mercenaries. They bailed once their employers were dead.
"Did you just get here son!?! I had a sniper on your sniper, because I knew you knew I knew all along, all along... ALL ALONG"
(Arrow B.) I never really noticed that and I’ve watched this many times since it first came out.
Plot twist: Snipers were raspberry pies.
"You were a gun for a second" always makes it tough for me to breathe. 🤣
Bro can you explain that part of the joke?
@@rodduke2040 He was a gun for a second.
@@yezzerexyziruis210He is a human. being :(
@@rodduke2040 Keegan turned into a gun for a second.
@@rodduke2040 what is there to explain?
4:33 i love how he says he killed himself THEN he put the gun over there.
to make it look like the gun killed the pie^^
@@ErikanimationsJust another wild night in Wizard City
The snipers got confused, gave up and went home
nah one of the snipers shot the gun at the end
Go home go to bed 😂👌
1000th like
“Hey other sniper guy”
“Yeah?”
“What are those idiots doing?”
“Beats me”
“I’ve gotta pick up my kid from soccer practice in 5 minutes”
“Yeah sure go ahead”
Sniper 1: should we just leave because i am confused as fuck
Sniper 2: yeah this isn’t in our contract let’s just leave and pretend we were there the entire time
Sniper 1: well i am going to get some blueberry pie, you?
Sniper 2: i will join you on that offer
*they both leave*
"They had us in the first 22 halves, not gonna pie"
Rocket Jump: Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low
Funne
halves*
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln thx
@@babyyogurt3655 No prob
“Let’s just take a moment to figure out who’s double crossing themselves while dressed as each other” hahaha gets me every time
3:02 "So, you became yourself, dressed as me, I get that"
That's actually impressive that he managed to find some sense in that
This is like an elementary school fight where the kids keep making up powers to beat the other kids and it devolves into chaos
Your absolutely right
Too true
Underrated Comment
@@lenglain underrated this comment has 101 likes. also, this comment was made 2 weeks ago.
@@mrdragonbornelderscrollsfa9262 Not enough
Director: Write a story with aleast 100 plot twists.
Writer:
Writer : Hold my fucking barrel of beer, i'm coming for your sorry ass
So Shamalyan?
Say no more
So that means we are going to have a real mexican standoff with a bunch of blueberry pei twists.
Plot twist: There is no plot twist...
0:45 is so simple yet so hilarious
What does it mean?
@@hendryjuwono2830 he was sexing the wife
@@hendryjuwono2830 He knows the hackers marriage isn’t solid because he has been having sex with the hackers wife (“hitting that”) for 6 months. The hacker has likely become aware of his wife’s affair, therefore the hacker doesn’t care what happens to his wife anymore. So Jordan peele (the guy that is standing on his own) loses leverage in the situation.
@@hendryjuwono2830 he was having sex with his wife
@@hendryjuwono2830You will learn when your older
"Bullshit that marriage is rock solid" 😂😂
That delivery was perfect! 😂😂
😂
I've been hitting that for 6 months *fist bump*
"BS! That Marriage is rock solid!"
best line
Tell that to my parents 🥴
@@DanteCavendish *fist bumps you* _boom_
Lies I’ve been Hitting that Thang for 6 months
@@ForeverLoneJay Hahahah look at you! Thinking you banged Hackers lady? It was a actress! *Fist bump myself boom!*
I love how the two men showed the their guy where to stand. Really shows how well mannered and well meaning society is today 😇
😂😂
1:57 Key "what" combined with his face always kills me
I counted and there are 56 plot twists in this
Thanks for counting
Not all heros wear capes
Your thanks for me counting
Fused Zamasu there is only 20 can you count
Theres 19
How many plot twist do you want?
*YES.*
Wow that's so funny
When Shyamalan gets high as a kite and wasted at the same time
∞
Keep 'em coming.
Directed by M. Night Shamayalan.
I love how Keegan for just a moment breaks through to reality snd realizes the insanity around him before descending into even further madness
"he killed himself and then put the gun over there..."
Mora Mocha omg i just realized this lmfao
Ahahah
😂😂💀
I know lmfao
All my subscribers are in gulag such a stupid troll you had to comment twice
She: why can’t he pick up my hints
Her hints:
XD
Yo fr though 😭
True
Aa türk var la
"Hints"?
What a classic, remember watching this in middle school. I’m 22 now
Man, this was the golden age of UA-cam comedy.
“He killed himself, then moved the gun to look like it shot the pie”…
lol
I can't tell if that was a good or bad assumption considering that they are in Wizard City.
@@TheHysteriaMan well I mean he is the “expert” of crime scenes 🤣
@@WaterKingCrocodoan 😂
just realised lmao
This video is beyond human comprehension itself.
The Metal Worm q
Only superior intellectuals can grasp the meaning that this video left behind
The Metal Worm woah
The Metal Worm
Guys keep the number to current year
Crazy that Key is like a full on Hollywood actor now
2:27 kills me EVERY TIME
the subbed anime when u dont pay attention for 10 seconds
felt this
Jesus bro
why I watch dubbed pt 47
*looks away from the screen during an episode of Bakemonogatari*
Ikr
The sniper just there like: WHAT THE...
Haha. The rest of the sketch makes you forget there's still 2 snipers and a hacker out there watching this and a kidnapped wife lmao
@@Wanttofanta Do not forget about the one that took out the wife, he/she/they/it/~wrhl◙ has a backstory, motives & plot_twist.
There’s actually three snipers
@@asaprutvz You mean the sniper who i hypnotized to forget how to use a gun?
your username is Chrollo and your pic is Kurapika lol
Never gets old 😂
this one is an absolute riot. Rewatching all episodes for the 20th time :)
Am I the only one who would totally watch "Law and Order: Wizard City" if it were an actual thing?
Nope
yassssss
it is a real thing. but now you know too much
aims gun at Aiden
Not so fast. (Aims gun at Timothy's back)
Because Aiden is not AIden. The real AIden is me.
not so fast Aiden aka Hb Gru aka lionsroar aka ....steven
4 years later and people are just finding out about this art piece...
-godmode yep
Ikr?
4 years already?
-godmode haha that’s me
5 years*
Freddie’s peele mask also completely changed the skin color of his arms and immediately wore off when he pulled the mask off. Next level spy tech right there.
I like to imagine that there's an alternative universe where this skit is attached to a movie and every twist makes perfect sense.
"killed himself... then he put the gun..." damn what a fucking genius
How does that even work if you kill yourself first then move the gun??? 🧐🤨
If Kurt Cobain could do it, so can this gentleman.
@@roberth4395 SHIT
He could have fatally wounded himself but did not instantly kill himself.
@@scumbagge3664 ?
“Because I’m hungry for a slice... of BLUEBERRY PIE”
*American Flashbacks*
Dylan Gorham tud
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"You are a sleeper agent?!"
American Pie Flashbacks
"who do you think you are Blueberries? and who do you think i am"? bro what??????🤣🤣🤣
I love how the third sniper doesn't even get acknowledged.
"You shut your mouth you dirty gun!"
"How DARE you?"
Benjamin Cooper I'm a blueberry pie
Yeah, well I'm nuts and know you abducted those strawberries last thursday and stuffed them inside your sweet, buttery crusts you fiend.
you didn't know? true.
"Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!"
man this fucked up my whole idea about reality
same ikr
but i have to kill because you know way to much
well little did u know ethan and creeperkill i know exactly the right amount so it is you two that know too much while i know just enough
(pulls out two colt .45s
+BlacKing500 *trains sniper at you*
And all the confusion disappears at the ending. Makes perfect sense now.
this type of vids are the ones that need to come back
i'm sorry i just can't get over "he killed himself..." "... _and then_ he put the gun over there"
GalaxyOfReeses KIng LMAOOO
GalaxyOfReeses KIng is it just that what you can’t get? 😂
@@iantoja what
GalaxyOfReeses KIng I meant jokingly that actually nothing in the video makes sense lol
@@iantoja fair enough... i asked "what" because it didn't sound like what u said made sense
The sniper dots disappeared, and I'm pretty sure it's because everyone else is so confused they just walked away, probably to eat some blueberry pie
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Xavier Slagel blue..berry... pie... *TRIGGERED*
Xavier Slagel
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Special agent reporting for duty
this is childhood masterpiece right there it's 10/10 oh how beautiful that is
This never ever gets old
Just imagine how insane the whole situation was for the sniper from afar.
Otro día en wizard city
Both of them, remember there were 2.
@@shriharihudli85963 actually.
"Wait, what side am I on now?"
Those Key & Peele guys are pretty funny
So are condomes
LOL My favorite part too. I love how Cortez says it! "Rahck Sahlid!"
Oh I've been hitting that for six months
@@coo4203 if you cant spell condoms and if you dont realise that they aren't in fact solid they are lubricated then you need to leave
If he says the wife filed for divorce
And the other guy said he always brings backup then does that mean the wife never filed for divorce 🤔
I always come back to this video. 9 years. Absolutely crazy haha
The fact that they put Peele in a tropical button up so his name being Cortez was more believable 🤣🤣
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people"
This Skit: Hold my gun
Until they don’t
This gun: hold my people
Didn't the gun kill a blueberry pie though?
"Guns don't kill people. People kill guns" - Ryan Higa
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4:00 I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to call the gun a “Son of a gun”
George Yiannakis actually, calling him a son of a bitch instead is *WHY* it’s funny
@@jjmah7 ưeqwio
@@jjmah7 and why is that?
George Yiannakis because it’s ironic now. He’s saying the opposite of what was ‘expected’. We all thought he’d say that but he didn’t!
jjmah7 that is not the meaning of irony
Miss the videos guys! Watched yall like crazy in my highschool days
My favorite part’s gotta be “Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid”
Implying he literally investigated it and genuinely considered it as a point of potential failure
this mexican standoff is about 7years ago and it feels like its a fresh work....
Because we can't remember the whole double crossing plot
8 years Now ..
Yes
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It's almost like some jokes are timeless or something!!
The plot twist that never ends...
Repressed_Retro 😂😂😂
they missed somthing 4:03 look what it says on the side Adaptive Training Pistol
DABOSS 2016 or they did that on purpose
Well, that bitch sure did adapt to the situation
Repressed_Retro
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Still the greatest piece of media on the entire world wide web
Haven't seen you guys in yeeeeaars - so glad to see you're still pumpin!
The jokes about past 7 year's old, is still legit to this day.
@@sayem1337 waalaikummussalam
What's in the canister
My toxic babes are in position
yup
ikr
“Some Asian came into this Alley way, had some blueberry pie and, then killed himself”. Great description. I love it
“Then he put the gun over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie” 😂😂😂
Did you just get here son!!!
I hope they bring these back.
How have I NEVER seen this skit before 😂🤣🤣😂 made my week, a Key & Peele skit I'd never seen before, after years! Beautiful!
To think the man who directed “get out”, “us”, and soon to be released “candyman” is a mans in this video is amazing
Candyman isn't directed by Peele.
Zuber Basha well, produced, whatever
You mean a blueberry pie
They all ate bad movies
The twists of these movies are in the same vein.
“Bullshit, that marriage is rock solid!”
Such an important information to convey even during a stand-off.
That's my favourite line in the whole sketch
Timo van Galen mine is “you can’t be a gun. Just the utter betrayal in his voice
Every time I was frustrated, tired, Brain needed willpower to go through life difficulties, I will come back to watch this over & over to recover. Guess I am weird.
Really glad to have this.
Peak UA-cam, still puts a smile on my face. Thanks!
This is the definition of "I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you."
But i knew that you were 4 parallel universes ahead of me, which is why i was actually moving 8 parallel universes ahead of you!
@@MasterJunior93 ah yes but I had known you were 8 parallel universe ahead so I wnet to 16 different universe ahead of you
@@no-xp7mx nice try, but i anticipated your involvement, which is why you were chasing one of my after images, while i was going 32 parallel universes ahead of you.
@@MasterJunior93 haha I never noticed so when you said those words I knew I had to go back in time ho to 64 parallel universe ahead of you
@@no-xp7mx did you honestly believe that i wouldn't anticipate time travel? I was the one who developed the technology, and when i finished, i went back in time to tell my past self to move 128 parallel universes ahead of everyone!!
Director: “How many plot twists do you want?”
Rocket jump: “Yes”
Simply, *yes*.
Shut your mouth you dirty gun 🔫🤣
Bruh. Directors don't ask the producers for input on the story. The producers have input on the story and use funds to hire a director (or directors), performers, writers, etc. Your comment makes no sense.
@@jacobschiller4486 And you are obviously fun at parties
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 I am! How did you know that?
Okay this is absolute gold. Like wow man, I haven't laughed like that in a while.
It turned out it's all a dream within a dream within another dream...to be continued
The sad story of a schizophrenic Asian man who wanted to enjoy his favorite desert one last time before ending his life...
Oh shit, this just got dark...
Just another wild night in Wizard City.
Wow....
I feel so powerful I control Wether your comment has 999 likes or 1k 😈😈😈😈😈
liam miles No man should have all that power
“YOU WERE A GUN FOR A SECOND!”
This is honestly my favourite sentence ever created
*"You shut your mouth, you dirty GUN."*
Me too XD
Every FPS glitch ever.
I finally found this video again after all this years and I'm still crying of laughter 😂
Welcome back
@@reallindokuhle thank you for this masterpiece
oh my god it just keeps getting crazier, i love it
Aliens: Are Humans Ready to initiate contact
*sees this video*
aliens: Seems like they surpassed a long time ago
😂😂😂😂😂 they aliens are no longer ready for us
Those aliens think we passed ready... Until they see kanye west in the "i love it" video. Then they say: "mayyybe not..."
@@holliday4u2luv then the other alien starts dancing cos the song is lyrical genius and were back at "humans are superior"
Tf i just read 😂😂😂
@@holliday4u2luv the truth. Lil pump is genius above our comprehension
*_”well I knew that you knew that I knew all along, all along, all along.”_*
Death note be like
@@okaberintarou6757 lol it really is like that.
@@markzambelli1010 Exactly 😂😂😂😂😄😂
@@okaberintarou6757 I hate how you sum up death note ... but your right
Well I knew about it all along, all along. You: All along? Me: *ALL ALONG!*
I love how the police speculate that he killed himself THEN placed the gun to look like it shot the pie.
I watched this a couple of years ago and I have to say, it's still fucking amazing.
Every Mission Impossible in a nutshell.
Underrated comment
😂
"You Dirty gun" is one of my favouite lines ever spoken.
JDS-Reviews yup same here
how dARE YOU
mine is "you cry like a little girl" LOL
Guns don’t kill people, they kill blue berry pies
@@obsidian741 like a little gun*
this was awesome I wish they had kept going with the show
I don't care if the plot falls apart, between already fantastic editing and the whole "you were a gun for a second" plotline, this is a classic.
"Killed himself, then he put the gun over there..."
I see no flaw in logic there.
this was a joke this whole video IS... idk why you didnt get it
Just another day in wizard city...
neodarkend I don’t see any logic on how a gun can walk or how someone can become a pie. So your point?
@@rameenraymond8819 smh my head, smh my head.
@@mintywolf272 shaking my head my head, shaking my head my head.
I figured out, that it's not possible, because he said: "hacker's wife"
Why isn't it possible?
@@nateds7326 because hackers are tiny virgins in their mom's basement
You sweet summer child
Noriam Rostsap he was making a joke on the video game cheaters, who are called hackers.
@@brianlam5847 p p.s.
@@simonakatsman974 maybe she didnt knew he was a hacker and then filed for divorce?
One of my favorite skits of many. True classics :)
The fact this came out 9yrs ago hurts me
The ending is hilarious. It looks like this asian gentleman had some blueberry pie, shot himself, and put the gun over there to make it look like he shot the blueberry pie. LOL.
wow, it's almost like we watched the same video
i watched it, too. it's like we're all one big family. :')
+Charles B Brother, is that you?
+seit Fun fact! You did watch the same video, as a matter of fact you replied to a comment made about the video. I realize some of this can be confusing, but yea. the section underneath the video can be used to share your comments about what you liked or disliked about the video, its a new technology that allows you to share your thoughts. MINDBLOWN amirite.
+Abul Nazeer I know, but just repeating what was said in the video is completely useless, as we've seen the same video and therefore we've both heard the same line. Hence my sarcastic reply. MINDBLOWN amirite
The cop’s explanation never fails to crack me up 😂 after he kills himself, he moves the gun way over there to make it look like the gun killed the pie
yea a transformation spell that worked after he died.
[Ackchyually] It is rather common to include simple, fast, thaumatological post-mortem scripts for _unexpected_ terminations on sleeper agents.
The Contingency spell is definitely a thing
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It’s even better when you realize he is “The Law” from VGHS
I love the constant gun clicking whenever they point their pistols lmao
Fun fact: this is not the first time ever you watched this.
I've watched this many times and I'm still confused
actually it is
Same, my first. I was gonna watch it again, but now I'm tempted not to
It is though.
Except it is
Fun fact: the snipers are still wondering what happened till this day.
The sniper's wife is still in the basement
@@zatzu You mean hacker´s wife xD
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 shush! Pretend I wrote it right
@@zatzu Ha..hahahaha! You're both wrong! I think. Am I wrong?
@@duncanweirleech8368 WE'RE wrong. No one was ever right all along!
So many plot twists I can’t even keep track anymore
Keys and peele are so brilliant, i wish that they work together again soon
왈왈
You know you have true American blood if your secretly a gun
*You're
Xominus yare
I would change it but I don’t really want to
@Dylan Guevarra the real Brits that settled were killed by the rebels that are now our founding fathers
ZimmB22 it’s sad this kid got 600 likes when he can’t even spell you’re
The sleeper agent part is hilarious🤣
Moonknight
🤣🤣
then he just becomes the dude who activated him in the first place
"The malpractice punchline is hilarious..."
I died hahahha
This is the most early 2010's thing I've ever seen