My mother's dead.. but when she was alive.. even her like other women.. told me that my looks didn't matter... basically.. you ugly but you a good man.. pfft.
1:07 Buddy, if a dog is ever caught humping your leg it's not because your attractive, it's because they're dominating you. Don't ever let a dog hump your leg! I've had that happen to me once before and once the dog got done humping my leg, I humped it back to gain my dominance. People thought it was weird but I thought it was necessary. I'm not going to be dominated by a dog, just saying.✋😕🤚
Not only do you watch me through my front camera but you also watch alpha! In fact you are probably watching me watching alpha, now that's mind blowing!
Mindprovement Even if you don’t know it bitches do. And trust me it makes it about 100x easier. Stop spewing your “just believe in yourself bro” bullshit and get with reality 🤣
BANG THERE IT IS. YOURE HOTTER THAN A TRAIN WRECK! THERE IS PROOF THAT TOURE EVEN MOOOREE ATTRACTIVE THAN WHAT MARGARET SOMERSBY FROM THE GAS STATION TELLS YOU WHEN YOU BUY GAS THERE!! A STUDY FROM ALPHAMALESAREALPHA.UK SAID THAT MEN WHO ARE HOTTER THAN A CAR WRECK ARE PERCEIVED AS MOOOORRREE ATTRACTIVE THAN THOSE WHO DONT. BANG!!!! NOW YOU KNOW YOUR'E EEVVENN HOTTER THAN WHAT STEPHANIE TELLS YOU YOU ARE AT THE LIBRARY WHEN YOU CHECK OUT WITH YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!
Yeah these videos have been going downhill with this shit, he keeps on going and going on about the fucking clippers who the hell cares... I might unsubscribe because its giving me a bad taste in my mouth.
dude youre so spot on with your analysis of social interactions. youve got such an incredible grasp on the human pysche from both a male and female perspective, and i honestly think anyone who strives to be an "alpha male" should really dig deep into your channel - and most importantly actually put your suggestions into work. much love and thanks for all the great advice
it’s more of a chemical, personality, and upbringing can affect why u get attached. this being said in my experience it took me 2 heartbreaks to turn me into a beast
Dude. I know time has passed since you posted this video but. Man your ears are perfect mirrors of one another. Good for you bra. They look really dialed in.
@@animecutie. - Actually these days someone can genuinely state a fact about someone WITHOUT the suspicion that the speaker is looking for validation. I wasn’t looking for a compliment..... just making a true statement. I win!
Thank you so much Aaron! I am 13 years old, and I have been watching your videos for a couple of months now. I decided to turn my life around, and focus on my presentation and appearance, and I just asked out my crush to a date, and now I am not a single man! I owe it all to you.
you rarely get compliments because you're not as good looking as his videos made you believe. He's a good salesman, but this particular video is so bullshit.
Thank you for this video Alpha. I’m rarely given compliments even though I know I’m perceived as attractive and it always made me feel insecure. This advice helps out a lot to be more secure with myself and my appearance =]
I’m reading some of your comments, and people are finding bad things to say about you and/or your videos. But for what it’s worth, your enthusiasm and talking style make you a good and fun youtuber to watch.
@andrew a whats wrong with people like you? sharing is caring. Like some random guy told a joke from a comedian in the eightys. Someone like you comes around buawaawaa you stole it buwawawa. But if he wouldnt have "stolen" it only the people from the eightys knowing this joke would know this joke! Somehow like this: "If a meme is dank a man is not only right to steal it, he is obligated to do so"
Alpha m you are the boom love your enthusiasm but I love the fact you want help I am converted! I have been through a horrible marriage breakdown and I am hurting bad but your videos have been such a positive thanks bro! Don’t stop don’t lose your enthusiasm 🧔🏻
Hey Alpha! I'm an alpha teen, I recently struggled with this accepting the fact that I am attractive. I'm currently a senior in high school, and I am now just concluding as 2 days ago 2 girls I had crushes on told me they had a thing for me for the longest, and I realized if I just realized how attractive I am I could have gotten them both. and looking back at my senorita conquest throughout highschool, I should have realized sooner. I now officially accept that I am a hot muchacho! Thanks alpha I love your vids!
I have never been more compelled to buy an electric razor in my life. I am about to make some of my own videos to advertise this amazing grooming tool out of sheer enthusiasm.
1. People staring at me (Because I actually have dirt on my face) 2. I rarely get compliments ("I... Yeah... about that... you look 'GREAT'") 3. People give me things/exceptions (Because of pity) 4. Facial Hair (I look like a black-bearded Santa Claus) 5. Constantly Smiling (To Hide My Internal Screams) 6. I am adventurous (I go out to let my dog shit on my neighbor's lawn) 7. I am successful (I succesfully fail at my life uwu) Seven Subtle Signs That I Am Soon Going Suicidal
didn't really watch the video, just came by to drop a like. I really had some confidence issues, and your videos helped me get through that. I guess, now that I'm through that stint - I haven't really watched your videos - I think its because of your over the top energy, not quite my style. but I wanted to drop by and say thanks, YOU really helped me out a lot.
On #2, you also have to distinguish the line between not getting compliments because you ARE good looking, and not getting compliments because you AREN'T good looking.
Bold of you to assume my mom thinks I’m handsome
😂
HAHAHA
My mother's dead.. but when she was alive.. even her like other women.. told me that my looks didn't matter... basically.. you ugly but you a good man.. pfft.
@paradox dammit, beat me to it
Damn you must be ugly
Bang!!! I am ugly
No you're not. I bet you are beautiful.
@@MrJUICEPro based on what? You've never seen them
Same
buy titan gel
*BANG!* BIG NIGGA COCK
I'm the same bro
1:07 Buddy, if a dog is ever caught humping your leg it's not because your attractive, it's because they're dominating you. Don't ever let a dog hump your leg! I've had that happen to me once before and once the dog got done humping my leg, I humped it back to gain my dominance. People thought it was weird but I thought it was necessary. I'm not going to be dominated by a dog, just saying.✋😕🤚
oookay
💀
christar331 lol. Facts
Noice
😂😂
Alpha’s product plugging game is still top-tier.
Agreeed
I didn't know the fbi watched alpha m
Not better than Infographics lol
Not only do you watch me through my front camera but you also watch alpha!
In fact you are probably watching me watching alpha, now that's mind blowing!
He sold the shit outta that electric shaver
Even if you are attractive, it doesn't matter if you don't believe that you are! All your confidence goes out.. 👎
Mindprovement
Even if you don’t know it bitches do. And trust me it makes it about 100x easier. Stop spewing your “just believe in yourself bro” bullshit and get with reality 🤣
Mindprovement were all sexy motha fuckers
Yung Pac just cause u ugly doesn’t mean everyone else is
Elijah Keen
At what point in my comment did I say I was ugly?
@@Eboy299 We were all ugly/uglier at one point
AlphaM: *snorts line*
“GAAAAAH ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS VIDEO”
More like a brick of coke and slammed down 100 Red Bull’s
Lmao!
1:00 this explains why my 56 years old uncle was staring at me with a smirk.
Things are about to get steamy
Alabama?
Yo naruto can u teach me sage mode
Naruto Uzumaki 🤣 you actually made me laugh out loud. This is a severely underrated comment 😂
OMG that actually soooo funny
Make a video about what to do while you're standing still! Please!
Hump the air and eye contact
Other than play on your phone
I never knew I wanted that video 😂
Mason tapdance and wave
Scratch your balls
People also have a tendency to stare at train wrecks and car crashes , so there’s that 👍🏻
TonyRogo exactly
Fuck me just had a proper burst of laughter at this hahahaha
BANG THERE IT IS. YOURE HOTTER THAN A TRAIN WRECK! THERE IS PROOF THAT TOURE EVEN MOOOREE ATTRACTIVE THAN WHAT MARGARET SOMERSBY FROM THE GAS STATION TELLS YOU WHEN YOU BUY GAS THERE!! A STUDY FROM ALPHAMALESAREALPHA.UK SAID THAT MEN WHO ARE HOTTER THAN A CAR WRECK ARE PERCEIVED AS MOOOORRREE ATTRACTIVE THAN THOSE WHO DONT. BANG!!!! NOW YOU KNOW YOUR'E EEVVENN HOTTER THAN WHAT STEPHANIE TELLS YOU YOU ARE AT THE LIBRARY WHEN YOU CHECK OUT WITH YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!
“Dog humps my leg, I’m flattered!” 😂👍🏼
That's a good joke buddy
Alex Charchenko sir you have just won the UA-cam comment games. Lmao.
William Farmer haha
Yes
Haha!
Im black so the looks i get may not always mean im good lookin😬
Mada Sacker lmaoooo
Kfc
Must be because they are racist!!!! Right?
Mada Sacker it’s the pp
Its okay man Im here for u lol
Just an F.Y.I. here for you if you want to save a few minutes.
2:57 Commercial starts.
5:00 Commercial ends.
You can thank me later.
Thank you bruh
Soon as I saw this comment I went straight to the 5 minute mark. Thanks.
@@1985mgraber Glad I could help.
May God bless you. Thank you sir.
HEY THAT YOU SO MUCH BRO....
10% of the video: signs
90% of the video: advertising
Nah more like 1% signs 99% advertising
@@MrJUICEPro agree
You gotta make money
How to earn perhaps
Yeah these videos have been going downhill with this shit, he keeps on going and going on about the fucking clippers who the hell cares... I might unsubscribe because its giving me a bad taste in my mouth.
*hey, you acknowledged my wish. Keep them dating videos coming.*
Defenetly
@@viktorgrozdanovski9050 Definitely
dude youre so spot on with your analysis of social interactions. youve got such an incredible grasp on the human pysche from both a male and female perspective, and i honestly think anyone who strives to be an "alpha male" should really dig deep into your channel - and most importantly actually put your suggestions into work. much love and thanks for all the great advice
Yes they should
Alpha, you're freaking amazing. Your videos are incredible, keep doing what you're doing!
Your DP too.
Ayy goku is that u
@@jfreshh330 it's me. Gotta keep up with my training by watching Alpha's videos
@@benjinixon1636 😄😄
*Do a video on how to not get attached too fast. That would be great.*
That would be a great video
@@demarcusjones8163 😂😂
Nitin KL hes right. U gotta havea. Variety of women
it’s more of a chemical, personality, and upbringing can affect why u get attached. this being said in my experience it took me 2 heartbreaks to turn me into a beast
Watch Tom Leykis!
2:06
That was the smoothest fusion of ad into the context of the video in the history of UA-cam.
Idk if it’s because I’m high rn but when you said they’ll give you a discount like this and then linked and promoted your stuff that was so smooth 😂😂😂
I thought the same thing high😂
You're not high so shut up just trying to act tough
@@MrJUICEPro Stfu dude, you're annoying as shit
It was as smooth as your skin after applying Tiege Hanley, now 20% off
Gicbe how is that trying to act “tough”
Bro I love how this guy pronounces the word "because".
*BECAAAAWWZZE*
“Don’t do that”
“Don’t give me hope”
No wonder that dude in mirror keeps staring 🤔..thanks Alpha 👍
Hey man, go fuck yourself.
@@nicemax9310 It was a joke man. Because he finds himself attractive lol
@@hi5_centipedes874 Very funny joke, you made us all laugh. Congrats.
@@hi5_centipedes874 lol took me a while to get it
Sheila, Brenda, Janice, weird Uncle Barry. With these characters you can make a Netflix series
Diego Javier Gonzalez all common Filipino names 🤣
Don’t forget Brian
Dude. I know time has passed since you posted this video but. Man your ears are perfect mirrors of one another. Good for you bra. They look really dialed in.
But I can't grow a beard :-(
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.
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o thank god it was advertisement :-)
Yashar but really women like beards and I too cant grow it😅
guys look up minoxidil... scrubs lol
It feels weird watching the vid as a girl😂😂👌🏻
Haha I do the same but I like his voice and he's cute so...
So are his points valid?
@@rstheg I'd say so
@@smileyattitude6807 thanks
@@smileyattitude6807 ok then, thats...ok (im a guy, so imma leave now).
No one complements me. Guess I must be smokin’ hot...
Me too fam
My dude always has a way to tell you about the sponsor smooth real smooth 😎
Leaving a like for just how smart that ad was 😂
Am I dreaming? Doom guy finally say something!
switowsky90 😆
I thought I was decent looking but after watching this video I realized I don't have any of the signs. Now I'm ugly!!
Thanks Man!!
2:44 Still figuring out how alfa can keep his pinky bent while extending the other four fingers
Lol it’s easy
It’s not bent all the way
Zoveirax his got small fingers lmao
It's a gay thing! 😂
It's easy
I NEVER get compliments I must be Brad Pitt's twin.
😂😂😂
Brad is ugly.
You’re an amazing human being who’s perfect just the way you are! There ya go a compliment:p
@@animecutie. - Actually these days someone can genuinely state a fact about someone WITHOUT the suspicion that the speaker is looking for validation. I wasn’t looking for a compliment..... just making a true statement. I win!
@@animecutie. You don’t even know the guy ffs
This man has so much fucking energy it’s contagious.
Thank you so much Aaron! I am 13 years old, and I have been watching your videos for a couple of months now. I decided to turn my life around, and focus on my presentation and appearance, and I just asked out my crush to a date, and now I am not a single man! I owe it all to you.
Otto Montgomery your 13 ahahaha "Single man“ hahahahahah
Enjoy! Don't make any babies until your late 20s! This will all change by the time you graduate high school!
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???!!!
Jax Yuchengco this comment is under rated 😂
BeCouSe ItMAKES YOU AN ALFA MALEEE
It MakEs You AtTraCtIve
IT MAKES YOU FABULOUS😂
*E N E R G Y*
Alpha is an absolute genius with how easily he injects advertising in his videos.
Dude you changed my life ab a year ago, found my confidence
"success is the incremental progression toward a worthy ideal"
You're so optimistic Alpha now I understand why I rarely get compliments👍
you rarely get compliments because you're not as good looking as his videos made you believe.
He's a good salesman, but this particular video is so bullshit.
Thank you for this video Alpha. I’m rarely given compliments even though I know I’m perceived as attractive and it always made me feel insecure. This advice helps out a lot to be more secure with myself and my appearance =]
Defiantly thank you
I’m reading some of your comments, and people are finding bad things to say about you and/or your videos. But for what it’s worth, your enthusiasm and talking style make you a good and fun youtuber to watch.
that staring thing is so relatable
BRo THAT BRIO PLUG WAS ACTUALLY GENIUS
7 subtle signs that you snort way too much cocaine. Good video. Yelling is fun.
@L D Lmao 😂
@andrew a whats wrong with people like you? sharing is caring. Like some random guy told a joke from a comedian in the eightys. Someone like you comes around buawaawaa you stole it buwawawa. But if he wouldnt have "stolen" it only the people from the eightys knowing this joke would know this joke! Somehow like this: "If a meme is dank a man is not only right to steal it, he is obligated to do so"
Aside from the great tips, it’s always quite amusing to see how he slips in the sponsorship each time
Oh wow! Thanks Alpa. I always wonder why I get no compliments, when I thought I looked super fantastic that day. Maybe you’re right!
Bro dat energy and charisma is so clean
He reminds me of the “oxyclean” commercials
“Dog Humps my leg, I’m flattered”😂😂
I’m glad he has some list in with his sponsors. Literally half the video each time! 😂
My Saturday has become a bit better ! Thanks alpha
Well i am sure you are 10/10 my friend ! . keep iit up and be happy
BeLike Ay thank you my dude hope your doing well if your not let’s turn that around right now
Haha thanks buddy i am ♡
*He believed in me when no one else did*
Success is not about money I do agree but man when you said that I could not stop thinking about your 3 minutes of BUY BUY BUY THIS PRODUCT.
I just love when alpha uses random names to make a point it’s hilarious
It suits for introverts like us . Thank you alpha m.
Just bought one of the grooming kits last month.....best shave I've had in a long time
0:37 to 0:50
Believe me its the best part of this video 😄😄
Prakhar Sharma 🤣🤣 I always get shocked like his example
BOoOm!!!!! BaanG 😂😂
This video just stomped my self esteem :)
Same
I never had any soooo...
It should. You are probably ugly(like most guys)
Rati Mati 😂😂
@@NICKTA78 same goes for you ;)
This explained a lot of weird ass things that happens to me often that I just can't justify, or explain why until I saw this vid... So ty alpha m.
The part when he said. “You always seem to get caught staring at ppl”. Is so true! I was thinking that to myself recently and I was right!
Facts when he said that it hit me like oh shit it actually makes sense
Alpha, I'm from Barbados, thank you for this vid..we love you!!!
Alpha M. I really appreciate the videos you make. I'm a newly single guy and I've been out the game for so long. Your videos have taught so much!
It's impressive how searching for game of thrones videos sent me on buying 20 grooming tools
Alphas attitude and charm are so perfect I would like him to be my best man in the future when I get married 💯
Alpha m you are the boom love your enthusiasm but I love the fact you want help I am converted! I have been through a horrible marriage breakdown and I am hurting bad but your videos have been such a positive thanks bro! Don’t stop don’t lose your enthusiasm 🧔🏻
I laugh each and every freaking time i watch his videos! Love you man❤️
Aquí aprendiendo ingles mientras veo Alpha m💯💪
Felicidades, asi podras tener "bueno hair" y andar con "sassy senoritas".
Yo hago lo mismo😂
No homo, I love you and your confidence man and everything you say is more than true ! 🙏😁 Bless you brother
4:23 was that a brofist?
Alpha for meme review?
Agreed
Aeeeeeeeeeeee
He's an alpha not an kiddo 😂
He is an alpha 9 year old
Alpha DID do a Tiger Hanley meme review a while back. So he was ahead of his game
saw your shark tank video ... my respect for you is now above the roof top
Bold for UA-cam recommendations to recommend this to me.
Thanks for telling me I’m not good looking since I do get compliments 😂
Hey Alpha! I'm an alpha teen, I recently struggled with this accepting the fact that I am attractive. I'm currently a senior in high school, and I am now just concluding as 2 days ago 2 girls I had crushes on told me they had a thing for me for the longest, and I realized if I just realized how attractive I am I could have gotten them both. and looking back at my senorita conquest throughout highschool, I should have realized sooner. I now officially accept that I am a hot muchacho! Thanks alpha I love your vids!
0:40 This guy has me crying in tears ...Fckn Love it
The staring thing happened to me literally 5 times from the same person yesterday
70% ads.... 30%content CMON
I have never been more compelled to buy an electric razor in my life. I am about to make some of my own videos to advertise this amazing grooming tool out of sheer enthusiasm.
8. When you use *Tiege Hanley*
I clicked on this cause i desperately need a confidence boost...
Yours videos are awesome, helped me out being a groomsman, last week. All about being confident in yourself...
0:40 I always thought it was me being caught looking at them
dam..you could sell ice to an eskimo! great good job man
Just uncovered this guy, he is doing some holy work. Stay fire bro.
1. People staring at me (Because I actually have dirt on my face)
2. I rarely get compliments ("I... Yeah... about that... you look 'GREAT'")
3. People give me things/exceptions (Because of pity)
4. Facial Hair (I look like a black-bearded Santa Claus)
5. Constantly Smiling (To Hide My Internal Screams)
6. I am adventurous (I go out to let my dog shit on my neighbor's lawn)
7. I am successful (I succesfully fail at my life uwu)
Seven Subtle Signs That I Am Soon Going Suicidal
e.v. c.s. No
That's not attrective at all
Solitude to quote alpha stop being a pansy
r/feelsbadman
@ reality and a sign of help you dumb caveman.
Alpha m you are best comedian also with great fashion and self development knowledge.✌️
0:38 Banggg.... The best part of the video. I watch three times at this section of eye contact. You nailed it. That was 🔥🔥🔥
1:07 "Dog humps my leg, I'm flattered." Such a positive attitude.
I just recently subscribed. Your videos are great!
The god of smooth ad transitions with content
Alpha m: if u buy thiz product it means ur good looking!!
Me: ohhhhh...
"I'm to sexy for this video",
Wow, that went to my head quick!
didn't really watch the video, just came by to drop a like. I really had some confidence issues, and your videos helped me get through that. I guess, now that I'm through that stint - I haven't really watched your videos - I think its because of your over the top energy, not quite my style. but I wanted to drop by and say thanks, YOU really helped me out a lot.
What a coincidence man..I also uploaded my video just know😀😀😁😁..its about body language ..huge fan😀
On #2, you also have to distinguish the line between not getting compliments because you ARE good looking, and not getting compliments because you AREN'T good looking.
Alpha, now I know how to show products. Keep going!
I'm so attractive I get discounts on every video I watch!
Again this man can sell meat to a vegan holy crap was that good selling skills
I am obsessed with his personality
sitting on their ass playing video games...
Hol' up a minute!
I legit stopped playin MK11 for this
@@blakeolsen2782 Bish, i stopped playing fucking Halo Reach 4 this, i got killed by a grunt bc i wasnt paying attention to the game
i stopped forza for this
listening to three doors down's "loser" while watching this.
Blake Olsen me too mate drop it for the best advice there is
1:07 "dog humps my leg? I'm flattered" bruh I'm dead 💀😂
ok Hennydemiks