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  • @laggy3099
    @laggy3099 Рік тому +1356

    I've said it before on the actual episode, but giving John Kearns- One of the most anxious men I have ever seen in my life- the task of "secretly sabotage your team" is the most brilliant evil shit I've ever seen in my life

    • @wilbo_baggins
      @wilbo_baggins Рік тому +12

      That's cause the really anxious people don't like being seen.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Рік тому +72

      I’m convinced Kearns thought he had to sabotage EVERY team task. Either that or the secret task Alex gave him was redundant. 😁

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +42

      Plus it has the dual effects of 'he's getting flack for being useless, that's harsh'
      AND
      'he's, now, getting entirely justified flack for working against his team to win 5 points'.

    • @lfcwilli
      @lfcwilli 10 місяців тому +1

      Judging by his stand up he doesn’t seem anxious

    • @Labergemusic
      @Labergemusic 10 місяців тому +10

      It's likely the most diabolical thing outside of when they got that guy to text Greg cheeky messages for 3 months straight

  • @indoorkites420
    @indoorkites420 Рік тому +1816

    should make a compilation of alex accidentally laughing at the contestants during tasks

    • @GettyBB
      @GettyBB Рік тому +35

      Yes! I often look for this - surprised it hasn’t been done so far…

    • @CueyTKD
      @CueyTKD Рік тому +55

      It could be Alex's best reactions to a task. His sly comments/covert pointing out of what should be done instead/shakes of the head are fantasticly timed.

    • @BrunoHenrique-bg8kj
      @BrunoHenrique-bg8kj Рік тому +7

      Alex reactions plz

    • @stevo68
      @stevo68 Рік тому +10

      I like when he shows his frustration with the contestants.

    • @slashbat2375
      @slashbat2375 Рік тому +16

      I would love one where Alex gets upset lmao. It's always genuinely surprising when he's visibly annoyed

  • @Roysorb
    @Roysorb Рік тому +859

    I love this season because it's like Dara was falsely sent to an insane asylum.

  • @benign_canine3423
    @benign_canine3423 Рік тому +660

    I never thought it was possible for a real life person to be a real-life version of Winnie the Pooh, but every time I see John Kearns all I can think is he's 1 misshap away from saying "Oh bother"

    • @Merip1214
      @Merip1214 Рік тому +57

      You know, I could never put my finger on what it was about him, but you're exactly right hahah

    • @Drop-Dead-Fred-Did-It
      @Drop-Dead-Fred-Did-It 11 місяців тому +49

      Even more accurate when you hear him mumble oh dear in the caravan 😂

    • @themug406
      @themug406 10 місяців тому +1

      Weird conviction that

    • @_kontingency
      @_kontingency 10 місяців тому +12

      HE IS EXACTLY POOH 😂

    • @FanFicnic
      @FanFicnic 9 місяців тому +1

      Omg you are dead on. That’s so funny.

  • @thamiris.
    @thamiris. Рік тому +267

    "there might be a twist, i haven't read it" an actual perfect comeback 👌👌

  • @rebeccatanner1794
    @rebeccatanner1794 Рік тому +371

    John Kearns seems like a confused accountant who ended up on the show by accident and has no idea why he's there or what is happening. One of my favourite contestants they've had on

  • @finsterslight9068
    @finsterslight9068 Рік тому +403

    It’s criminal that his dad’s hands did not make an appearance. My go to John moment.

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 Рік тому +39

      There's enough for 2 videos!
      1) Dad's hands
      2) Grape in a can of chickpeas
      3) Toilet paper airplane
      4) Face full of flour
      5) Feather Loss-Gate, grab some chickens
      6) One-Minute plays... too Southern

    • @alcachofa03
      @alcachofa03 Рік тому +3

      "Is that him on the crucifix?"

    • @themug406
      @themug406 10 місяців тому

      ​@@jackwang9536Did you not understand what op said?

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@themug406I supported the OP, "Dad's hands" was not in this compilation vid. There were so many excellent John bits, and that's why I suggested a 2nd vid with all of those bits

  • @jbsgroup96
    @jbsgroup96 8 місяців тому +226

    Every time I see John Kearns in a task I'm reminded of a comment I saw under one of the season 14 episodes that says "the longer the series goes on, the more I'm convinced that four contestants were contacted through their agents and John was kidnapped from his home"

  • @russelljackson2818
    @russelljackson2818 6 місяців тому +74

    John and Fern were polar opposites in this series. She seems lost in a reverie of innocence and wonder, getting distracted by flies and meeting potatoes, and John is locked in an eternal struggle to stave off an existential nervous breakdown.

  • @ghoullio-jr
    @ghoullio-jr Рік тому +222

    i couldnt possibly fully explain why, but the way he goes "oh!" when greg says he doesnt own any fridge magnets KILLS me

    • @themug406
      @themug406 10 місяців тому

      Well rip, you wont be missed

    • @thamiris.
      @thamiris. 7 місяців тому +2

      it's SO good

  • @jamesblackwell722
    @jamesblackwell722 Рік тому +328

    John is probably my favourite contestant out of all the seasons. He was so unpredictable, he was never going to win, but he was very entertaining.

  • @PoBros.
    @PoBros. Рік тому +475

    7:50 John sabotaging Fern and Dara is one of my all-time favourite Taskmaster moments
    It was so funny when Fern called John "dafty in the middle" 😂

    • @smokerjim
      @smokerjim Рік тому +38

      Nah, it has got to be "What aircraft.... crashes more (cue exasperation from Dara).... into mountains (cue paroxysms of laughter and incredulity from Dara and Fern)"

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 Рік тому +34

      And Fern has John saved in her phone as John "Traitor" Kearns. Legend!

    • @timothycahalan1540
      @timothycahalan1540 Рік тому +4

      It's funny watching Dara and Fern get so exaggerated by John in the sabotage task

    • @timothycahalan1540
      @timothycahalan1540 Рік тому

      ​@@jackwang9536when did she reveal that

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 Рік тому +10

      @@timothycahalan1540 It was on the Taskmaster podcast. There's so many funny insights on Series 14. Fern actually had to explain John's behavior on the sabotage task to Dara as "new parent brain" because he & his wife just had a baby.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Рік тому +131

    Next time you rewatch the series, watch his jacket. In the first task of picking things to use later, he tries to hang it up on the door hook, and it immediately falls to the ground. The rest of the series, he walks to the task and throws his jacket across the room

  • @laluneodyssee4404
    @laluneodyssee4404 Рік тому +204

    "Know what you want, and have the confidence to go after it" - John Kearns

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +24

      "vvVEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee"
      - John Kearns

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 9 місяців тому

      “Uh?”
      - John Kearns

  • @JacktheRah
    @JacktheRah Рік тому +111

    I love how they decided to give the sabotage task to John. It couldn't have been given to any better person. Not only was is clear that he'd feel very bad about it but he's also the only one who could convincingly pull it off that he's doing it all accidentally.

    • @GhostandHorseAnimation
      @GhostandHorseAnimation Рік тому +9

      Most other people would have taken the loss and told their team. Only John would have gone through with it like he did

  • @Harvey1211
    @Harvey1211 Рік тому +143

    I haven’t even started watching yet but I’m noticing… 32 minutes! Even the creators of the video struggled to pick ‘Best Bits’ for John Kearns because there is just so much he did in Series 14. Alex has actually said that filming the sabotage team task is his favourite task EVER in the recent ‘Ask Me Anything’ on Reddit.

  • @MagicSwagget12
    @MagicSwagget12 Рік тому +96

    When he brought in a sailor's hat for the "best thing to have on a car journey" prize task, it cemented him as my favourite contestant ever

  • @MrsAjergirl
    @MrsAjergirl Рік тому +159

    My favourite Taskmaster moment is here
    “Veeeeeee!!!” - John Kearnes, flawlessly imitating a wolf

    • @DasGanon
      @DasGanon Рік тому +15

      I think I like the Crocodile moment a little bit more as he changes the tone of "Beeeee" as he gets more and more exasperated as Dara and Fern say no guesses with befuddled looks on their faces.

  • @jackwang9536
    @jackwang9536 Рік тому +50

    John could easily have 2 tribute videos!
    1) Dad's hands
    2) Grape in a can of chickpeas
    3) Toilet paper airplane
    4) Face full of flour
    5) Feather Loss-Gate, grab some chickens
    6) Subbuteo streaker
    7) One minute plays - Adulterous Southern astronaut (although, this task alone deserves its own tribute video)

  • @WondrousPurple
    @WondrousPurple Рік тому +55

    John is one of my favorite Taskmaster contestants of all time. When he's puzzled or has failed, it's funny because he has tried so hard. (And when he tries to explain his rationale, it's even better.) When he succeeds -- he won multiple episodes and the trolley task was amazing! -- it's funny and also a bit heartwarming. :) Plus, he played so well with all of the contestants this series .. there was unmatched chemistry among the 5 of them and Greg & Alex.

  • @beesfoot
    @beesfoot Рік тому +80

    Every single person in the world who heard John say "so I went up to the pharmacist" when talking about buying the plastic ducks, had their entire life pause for one second as their brain tried to establish if that is what he'd actually said.

    • @emotionallychargedtowel
      @emotionallychargedtowel 3 місяці тому +7

      To be fair to John, I've been to local pharmacies that sell bathing/body goods, random knick knacks. A rubber duckie isn't exactly out of the norm. Someone tell me that's the case??? I grew up in small towns/villages around England, however.

    • @irresistablejewel
      @irresistablejewel 3 місяці тому

      He probably means Farmacist (for all things farm).

  • @thetek9
    @thetek9 Рік тому +147

    This is missing John bringing in a business card for his prize task, which caused Fern and Greg to be in near tears laughing at him. Plus the toilet paper roll toss, where “gravity will provide the power”

    • @starryxblue
      @starryxblue Рік тому +19

      Even just reading the phrase “gravity will provide the power” made me crack up laughing

    • @spikemurphy5054
      @spikemurphy5054 2 місяці тому +2

      And Munya quoting him later in the same episode was the cherry on top.

  • @Eddiearch
    @Eddiearch 4 місяці тому +15

    Dara's reaction to seeing that John had built a random sandcastle in the middle of the task for no apparent reason is one of my favourite ever TM moments.

  • @TaskmasterMN
    @TaskmasterMN Рік тому +502

    John is the best ever! Nobody else takes 5 minutes to silently ponder before taking the most inexplicable, least-thought-through actions that anyone's ever made!

    • @terryrolt755
      @terryrolt755 Рік тому

      Can't wait for a sabotage task in TMMNII

    • @MrPiapiou
      @MrPiapiou Рік тому +16

      Well, There's Rhod. But he had the decency to have a good-enough plan after its ponders.

  • @zeldathomas3498
    @zeldathomas3498 Рік тому +46

    hadn't realised Dara's entire head blushing with laughter and despair during the live task!

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 Рік тому +102

    2:41 this once again reminds me that I'd really love to see a compilation of Alex breaking during Contestants' attempts

    • @Peanutsbeta
      @Peanutsbeta Рік тому +5

      They could call it “Oops! All Parkinson”

  • @PrestonDLuffy
    @PrestonDLuffy Рік тому +42

    Finally, this is the one contestant “Best of” I’ve been waiting for.
    You could make a super cut of every single prize task with John and I’d watch it (even though I’ve DEFINITELY rewatched the prize task openings of s14 multiple times already)

  • @truboo4268
    @truboo4268 Рік тому +61

    I don't know what's funnier in the animal task, John forgetting what letter comes before M in the alphabet or him frantically yelling "B!" as he flops on the ground trying to mimic a crocodile.

  • @tatlockandfriends
    @tatlockandfriends Рік тому +16

    i love how soft-spoken and gentle his voice is and then sometimes he'll just SCREAM an expletive hahahaha john is such a legend

  • @khalidhussein5346
    @khalidhussein5346 9 місяців тому +19

    His ulysses twist joke is one of the best under the radar jokes in the entire show!

  • @rocktor1987
    @rocktor1987 Рік тому +43

    Possibly my favorite contestant of all time. It's between him acaster and wozniak

    • @dp-g5i
      @dp-g5i 9 місяців тому +1

      add Bob Mortimer and Bridget Christie to this as well.
      Edit: and Sam Campbell

  • @Jayk-kz7sh
    @Jayk-kz7sh Рік тому +52

    I know John prefers to play off as the fool for laughs, but moments like 10:37 where you see glimpses of John’s more sinister side always crack me up. That bit when he laughs evilly into the camera and the task where he wanted to “maim someone” with a belt come to mind immediately 😂 That man may seem meek, but he has a rage deep down inside him

    • @PrestonDLuffy
      @PrestonDLuffy Рік тому +18

      He puts that darkness on the top shelf, where he thinks he can’t reach it. But he goes there

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +1

      ​@@PrestonDLuffyHe climbs his step-ladder of awareness.

    • @PrestonDLuffy
      @PrestonDLuffy Рік тому +1

      @@Tao_Tologyaka the tv antennae he borrowed from Alex's caravan

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому

      @@PrestonDLuffy The route of his downfall......

  • @Audiodump
    @Audiodump Рік тому +41

    22:50 This task has cemented to me that Fern is fucking insane. Just absolutely nuts. Dara is just so distraught about the insanity that comes out of her mouth.

    • @carolmurphy7572
      @carolmurphy7572 Рік тому +11

      Dara's reaction here left me gasping for air! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Merip1214
      @Merip1214 Рік тому +4

      I never knew Fern before this, she's fantastic 😂

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 Рік тому +57

    The worst part about watching John do the tasks is the sneaking suspicion that I would be even worse.

    • @dp-g5i
      @dp-g5i 10 місяців тому +4

      You mean like David Baddiel?

  • @TaxMerry
    @TaxMerry Рік тому +14

    He seems so emotional when talking about his sailors hat.We love John!

  • @felix_christopher
    @felix_christopher 8 місяців тому +5

    „Which Aircraft - Crashes more - into Mountains?” Gosh, I love these three!

  • @deepfriedpencil
    @deepfriedpencil Рік тому +30

    "Why are you buying ducks at the pharmacy" sounds a lot like "why are you shopping for clothes at the soup store"

  • @gregbarratt7161
    @gregbarratt7161 Рік тому +47

    I wonder if duck sales at pharmacists have gone up since John's time on TM...🤔

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +15

      I think they must have.
      Any time I have a look in they have none left.

    • @myiagros3744
      @myiagros3744 Рік тому

      Don't know what it says about me but if I was looking for a rubber duck I would go to a pharmacy too!

  • @annaf2110
    @annaf2110 Рік тому +23

    19:06 genuinely thought I couldn’t laugh more than at the pharmacy ducks, and then the live task that episode happened

  • @nopants666
    @nopants666 Рік тому +12

    i can't explain it but he and Judi Love are so similar in their approaches to tasks and then failing to talk themselves out of it

  • @thefunkyJ
    @thefunkyJ Рік тому +9

    The compilation I've been waiting for 😂 John is just on a different wavelength from everyone and I love it

  • @hjt091
    @hjt091 Рік тому +8

    The modern day Pierrot himself
    That business with the wind in the paint task is such a magnificent bit of tragic clownery

  • @Merip1214
    @Merip1214 Рік тому +11

    Dara at 8:51 The way he says IDIOT.. there's so much festered rage behind that😂

  • @danielodonnell360
    @danielodonnell360 9 місяців тому +6

    I would love to see a movie of John as some sort of Johnny English kind of secret agent. His mix of weird talent for the physical tasks and generally anxious demeanour would be a phenomenal thing to watch in that kind of scenario.

  • @Gemannihilator
    @Gemannihilator Рік тому +13

    The way Alex says "pharmacy" at 19:00 gives me life

  • @kellyheidel4337
    @kellyheidel4337 Рік тому +14

    John Kearns is everything I never knew I always needed in my life.

  • @NickHoad
    @NickHoad Рік тому +29

    Despite all the sabotage and wolf impressions and so on, the moment of John’s that’s stuck with me the most is him insisting, against all evidence, that he’s not bad at the duck and sock task

  • @bendaniel2271
    @bendaniel2271 Рік тому +16

    Alex was like a mob boss when he delivered the secret sabotage task

  • @garethstruivigdegroot4837
    @garethstruivigdegroot4837 Рік тому +9

    Hes fantastic, one of the best contestants ever.

  • @ladambell
    @ladambell Рік тому +4

    Genuinely one of my favorite contestants of all time. John Kearns is a special breed.

  • @Diaspora1984
    @Diaspora1984 Рік тому +5

    genuinely my favourite ever contestant.

  • @CallMeProm
    @CallMeProm 6 місяців тому +4

    I was really unsure of John in the first episode but I was hooked by episode 2. I still think John and Munya need a buddy sitcom.

  • @guaranteedtopwn
    @guaranteedtopwn 9 місяців тому +2

    genuinely perhaps the funniest "oh!" of all time somehow, randomly, it just hits right

  • @tylerweirtube
    @tylerweirtube 5 місяців тому +2

    I loved this series' cast. All great in their own way.

  • @interstellargreenbean
    @interstellargreenbean Рік тому +6

    This was the best series. Best cast, best a tasks.

  • @zacharygrouwinkel1534
    @zacharygrouwinkel1534 Рік тому +16

    But what about “I found a naughty satsuma, in my fantastic curry”?

  • @BooFlo62
    @BooFlo62 Рік тому +4

    The Veeeee!!! Brings me to tears every time

  • @MichaelCoombes776
    @MichaelCoombes776 2 місяці тому +1

    I feel like John must be the contestant Alex laughed at the most, it somehow makes things even funnier when Alex is giggling away in the background. Even better when he's in shot and clearly trying very hard not to break completely.

  • @yalikejazz2
    @yalikejazz2 Рік тому +3

    the video we’ve all been waiting for

  • @Pinodebeste1983
    @Pinodebeste1983 Рік тому +8

    Might be the best contestant ever on the show.

  • @carolmurphy7572
    @carolmurphy7572 Рік тому +2

    This cast was fantastic! What a treat this whole series was!

  • @dimpyramid
    @dimpyramid Рік тому +7

    that sailor hat was used in the boat task in series 15, haha

  • @a.j.thompson6030
    @a.j.thompson6030 Рік тому +6

    STOHP EIHTTTT is one of my favorite bits ever. Truly my favorite season.

  • @pikapika4240
    @pikapika4240 9 місяців тому +2

    I love Dara's reaction in 19:58, it screams "why am I stuck with these two here" 😅

  • @tsherwood8960
    @tsherwood8960 Рік тому +15

    “Veeeeeeee!!!!”

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter 10 місяців тому

    I love the two seconds of Dara and Fern’s confusion before Alex plays the VT of John’s sabotage task 😂

  • @davidyoung5114
    @davidyoung5114 Рік тому +2

    What? No inclusion of the baggage cart-pushing task at Heathrow airport? Seeing John at the end of the task fearing that he had 'crossed the line' and would be disqualified (like Joe Wilkinson's potato hole-in-one in Series 2!) was the best moment from that episode for me!

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys Рік тому +1

    He seems like a classic character from some lost season of Cheers. What a delight.

  • @TheMarkoSeke
    @TheMarkoSeke Рік тому +2

    Omg I searched for "Taskmaster best of John Kearns" like two days ago, I feel like I manifested this lol

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue Рік тому +8

    "I'm opening chickpeas..."

  • @alexisz5570
    @alexisz5570 9 місяців тому +2

    Fern: I think John should do that
    Dara’s face said otherwise

  • @Botchla_
    @Botchla_ Рік тому +2

    Such a good series. The sabotage was a great touch.

  • @CNBat
    @CNBat Рік тому +3

    The hat sandcastle knocks me dead every time

  • @brnobr
    @brnobr Рік тому +4

    john if you ever read this, you have been my favorite contestant on this show ever

  • @ConradMcBad
    @ConradMcBad 7 місяців тому

    An absolute casserole of anxious chaos. Love it.

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland Рік тому +2

    In a compilation of, "Most stressful tasks as a viewer," John's sabotage is number one. I'm stressed for John, I'm stressed for Dara and Fern, I don't know who the hell I'm cheering for, but I know it can only end in tragedy.

  • @svensnoek3251
    @svensnoek3251 Рік тому +12

    The sabotage task must be the hardest task ever since Dara en Fern must have have thought he was annoying as fuck for the whole season

  • @Zurrech
    @Zurrech Рік тому +2

    At 22:30. You could probably argue that Munya and Sarah got the Overall and Dungarees the first round. The task was to make Greg say the word not leave it as an answer.

    • @jamesramplin8124
      @jamesramplin8124 8 місяців тому +2

      Greg is the taskmaster. His decisions are final. He said "it's either, just to tea it up..." so he kinda changed the rules halfway through just because he thought of 2 things and wanted to make it interesting.

  • @anotherone5235
    @anotherone5235 Рік тому +1

    That Live Team-Task about asking a question though... :D

  • @TheYorkRose
    @TheYorkRose Рік тому +4

    Every task is like he's intentionally sabotaging it (like "genuine pleasure" while he's making painful noises) BUT I do think his crocodile and wolf were actually half decent 😢

  • @Cynndora
    @Cynndora 4 місяці тому

    Love greg's reaction to the wolf howl.

  • @reidl4767
    @reidl4767 Рік тому +2

    I just think John Kearns and Mike Wozniak would make the best team Taskmaster has ever seen. Soft spoken, brilliant bizarre magic

  • @misterrcommenter
    @misterrcommenter Рік тому +4

    i expected the helicopter description to be in ferns best bits

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Рік тому +2

    "That was Fantastic! Can you lift my flap?"

  • @Bromeostasis
    @Bromeostasis Рік тому +4

    Biggest regrets in the milk task is my favorite

  • @gentlemendesperado9790
    @gentlemendesperado9790 10 місяців тому +1

    John Kearns is definitely most underrated contestant

  • @FilbieTron
    @FilbieTron 11 місяців тому +1

    I was in stitches the whole time! I forgot how funny this season was

  • @AFancyLemon
    @AFancyLemon Рік тому +5

    Which aircraft… crashes more… into mountains

  • @patrickevans2041
    @patrickevans2041 Рік тому

    The top hat sandcastle pops into my head at least 4 times a week

  • @liam00
    @liam00 Рік тому +5

    Saw him live and he was great! 😂

  • @mathildejensen3285
    @mathildejensen3285 8 місяців тому

    Just pissed my pants laughing watching John's defeated face after he failed at finding pleasure in the rubber chutes. 😂😂

  • @axe.a.scene5
    @axe.a.scene5 Місяць тому

    the fact that john kearns went to my uni is objectively hilarious

  • @stephenleggett4243
    @stephenleggett4243 Рік тому +1

    Gotta love this man.

  • @mahdizaker1773
    @mahdizaker1773 Рік тому

    he has so many great moments

  • @PortsTM
    @PortsTM Рік тому +4

    I was unsure on john but I got into his humour by the end of the series. By the end I loved him, and then returned to the beginning to rewatch the series to appreciate him from the beginning!

  • @ellekay4758
    @ellekay4758 Рік тому +2

    Absolute legend

  • @CB-zv9cl
    @CB-zv9cl Рік тому +4

    Half of this compilation is just Dara being absolutely irritated with someone else. 😅

  • @spikemurphy5054
    @spikemurphy5054 Місяць тому

    John Kearn’s ‘V’ still makes me HOWL with laughter.

  • @leafan101
    @leafan101 5 місяців тому

    Having even a moderate degree of athletic ability and watching him attempting physical tasks is like being in one of those dreams where you find you cannot run or jump or even move normally.

  • @FMFvideos
    @FMFvideos Рік тому +2

    That season was really good.