At some point about five years ago, Nicholas Cage had a headshot taken… and that one headshot has been used for every single movie poster he's been in since then. The EXACT… SAME… SHOT!
I know a guy who worked on this movie. He said they shot all of Nicolas Cage's scenes in about a week and a half. He also told me a carpenter got a bunch of fingers cut off in an accident, but he got them reattached.
Well, Jesus was likely pissed at them and went after the carpenter as a sign. “WTF are you doing this shit isn’t in my book. If you take all the kids, who’s going to live through the 1000yrs of demons and shit?”- Jesus(probably)
+DemimondXXIII this will be real when Jesus comes back to take us home for real that is why they are making movies like this to repent because the time is near he is coming quickly
Am I the only one who thinks that the movie-poster actually looks heavily photoshopped? I mean Nick Cage's head just doesn't seem to belong to the body beneath it. Is THIS the mysterious work of God/Gods/Cthulhu?
It's actually really common for studios to Photoshop heads onto stock actors' bodies when making posters. Way cheaper & faster than getting the actors into photoshoots
The pastor who doesn't believe in God isn't all that far-fetched. It's entirely possible that he may have believed in God when he became a pastor, then lost his faith but continued to pretend to believe for social reasons. He may have also been faking it from the beginning because religion is a lucrative business and a church is basically a tax-free corporation.
so if all the goody good people are immediately flashbanged into heaven, why aren't the sinners popped into hell instead of hanging around earth and shit?
because hell is going to happen on earth for 7 years you dumbass read the bible and you will see what im talking about. and quit talking about the so called goody goody people because we all have done good and bad things I don't know what you have against Gods people but if think insulting us is going to do anything its not. you will be crying will the people close to you all vanish and you are left for the apocalypse with no one to save your soul except for God the one person you stupidly decided to reject. think about that mr I want to insult Gods people.
Devan Day I'm really impressed by you lol. You were able to say Gods People and and Us in one sentence while at the same time calling someone else a Dumb-ass. Humility my friend, remove the Log..... no sorry,Tree trunk in your eye first before worrying about someone else. Always better to understand them then teach them what you know or ignore them.
It most certainly does. The list that we all know and love was formalized by Pope Gregory I in 590 AD which in turn was based on the categorization of logismoi (evil thoughts or temptations) developed by Evagrius Ponticus in 375 AD.
christianity is basicaly a unholy amalgamation of stolen ideas from various religions, most of the deadly sins predates christianity from around the dawn of civilization some 8000 years ago, the idea of jesus (a child of a god born by a virgin) is stolen from older religions, the entirity of christianity is heavily based on Judaism.
I dont know how you do it Mark, but your vids get better each time. That skit at the end where you found the alternate version of yourself was so damn funny. Keep up the great show man, its criminally underrated compared to some of the other channels out there.
FanboyFlicks Just discovered you and I wholeheartedly agree with the above comment, subscribed and i'm gonna browse through all of your older stuff now ;)
Problem is, religion and entertainment do not mix. So this movie was doomed from the conception. As well as all other christian movies, which are all dull and boring
sly2uc so do you regularly cast first stones? It's ok tho, Jesus died for your judgemental sins. It really is sad when a Christian publicly acts the opposite of Christlike, it makes all of them look bad.
Well done on another hilarious video! Movies like this show why it's unreasonable to support films just because they have a "Christian message". Being Christian doesn't stop a movie from being bad (even though I'm Catholic, so I don't believe in the rapture anyway). This is one of those videos that made me laugh out loud, repeatedly. I really liked the "dream sequence" at the end. Keep up the good work!
This is my favorite channel, BTW was the dream sequence at the end a tribute to the wicker man? Because this movie has nic cage in it, and you have reviewed wicker man before, just asking
except when it wont happen. Bible is a book, made by humans, as a guideline and way to keep the history of their faith. To blindly believe its tossed down from a extra dimensional being that demands nothing less than your eternal slavery or be punished forever... makes me wonder if you deserve your god given right to free will by not thinking for yourself. Believing in something without any proof is not faith.. its denial. Perhaps you should find a really reason to believe in something other than.. I was told to believe in it when I was a child, at an age were your vulnerable to being brainwashed. in Short.. [that argument holds as much weight as the world being flat] .
Speaking about the age cut-off, I wonder if pregnant women stop being pregnant. Do fetuses get raptured? According to the movie, babies do get raptured and the people behind it are very anti-abortion so it makes sense if fetuses did get raptured. How creepy is that, though...assuming the mothers are not Christian? And suddenly the fetus goes 'poof' and is raptured...and then remains a fetus in heaven, oh god, it's suddenly like those giant old kids in Akira! No wait, that'd be weirdly cool. TETSUOOOO!!!!
You'd think but it's so weird an image. Just imagine the atheist pregnant women, suddenly finding their uteruses empty of the fetus that was growing there...or even stranger, how about a non-Christian woman who is giving birth during the rapture and the baby up and disappears. And the whole notion of 'Christians disappear into thin air' makes one wonder, imagine if a couple in which of the parties is not Christian is having sex when the rapture hits. All of sudden, they are having sex with nothing at all.
I think they imply that fetuses are raptured as full grown adults (or at least as children) to heaven. But the non-Christian mothers-to-be won't know that...as if having a bunch of people disappearing into thin air is not scary enough, imagine suddenly having your fetus up and vanish with no explanation. And it just occurred to me, countries with few Christians would not even notice the rapture until they found about it through the news. In Sweden it'd be business as usual. As would in most of the middle east.
LOL. Although I started masturbating when I was a kid, I didn't think of the idea of doing it in the shower (regularly) until maybe . . . my late 20s, early 30s? I had had erections before in the shower, but didn't think of showers as a time to do it. Actually I thought I might clarify what I mean by "masturbating in the shower." Actually it wasn't masturbation with the goal of eventually climaxing and ejaculating, but more as a way to make it easier to clean my genitals. I deliberately got erections in the shower on a regular basis so that my penis would be easier to wash.
eyliena In America, a majority of fundamentalists, the ones who vote anyways, are full-on with this whole Rapture business. It's pretty creepy. Like having a doomsday cult running everything.
So, Captain Cage’s plane is out of fuel . . . but they had to flying to that destination, and therefore the plane would have more than enough fuel to land at the destination airport. So where did the fuel go? Did it get Raptured?
Someone got me the first Left Behind book for my birthday years ago, and I when I finally read it, I enjoyed it. There was a lot in that first book that should have made for some very exciting scenes on the big screen. Heck, just the sequence of all those planes falling out of they sky should have been epic. Make no mistake, this is a story that would require a serious special effects budget to pull off properly. Then I watched the Kirk Cameron crapfest of an adaptation. Not only was the acting and writing horrible, but they sort of scrambled parts of the first two books together to make the movie. And it was REALLY bad. The budget was probably about what was spent on a single episode of "Growing Pains". Based on the way this new version ends, it looks like they barely get beyond the first third of the book before rolling the end credits. I just don't understand the mindset of throwinig this much money away (even if it is relatively small in the scope of modern moviemaking) and then deliberately making such a bad adaptation of the book. It's as though the world of Christian filmmaking seems to demand that no good movie be produced lest someone be guilty of the sin of pride. No one would ever be proud of this kind of movie.
It's sad that the original movies were still better than this atrocity, yeah they weren't good, but this was a spit in the face to actually well made films.
Moe Embing and yet one has to give up on their own beliefs and follow yours suit or else we are going to hell, regardless of how good we are to other human beings and how much of a possitive impact we have in our society... yeah... if your god exist then he is an asshole
on atheist pastors or such there is the whole clergy project where you have people that once believed in god, but have stopped but are kinda stuck since as you said they devotec their entire life to it and have little to no skill set out of talking about god so are afraid of losing employment, money and such.
My dad made me watch this movie. After it finally ended, I stripped down to my underwear and lied my clothes down in where I sat when I watched this sacrilege and then I flickered the lights. Really the sole purpose of this movie is for those super christian parents to show to their kids when they misbehave
I'm a Christian who believes in the rapture, and this movie was absolutely terrible. One of the worst I have ever seen. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing at the acting and insanely slow plot. And beyond that, just cause I'm a Christian doesn't mean I enjoy all Christian films. Heck, I really only enjoy just a few (The Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur to name a couple). It's like just because I love scifi movies doesn't mean I have to love every scifi movie there is. But yes, this movie was garbage. It wasn't Christian enough to be a made-for-tv Christian film and wasn't secular enough to be a "Noah" film where they at least tried to be interesting.
Bro, I totally feel you. It's so strange how we Christians feel we need to support EVERY Christian production, as though God needs help converting people. -__- But yeah, this movie totally sucks.
I'm a Christian and my family is Christian, but my mom is the type to believe most non Christian movies are bad because they're not Christian. Therefore, all Christian movies are the greatest movies ever because they have a good message. Of course I completely disagree. This movie looks so awful I wouldn't even give it a chance.
Jake Howard Another atheist that gives the rest of us a bad fucking name, look at you becoming the thing you hate, you have become preachy. People like you are the reason I don't label myself as an atheist anymore, you're an embarrassment to atheism, and a hypocrite, people like you go on about how annoying, banal and frustrating preachy people are, then you go and preach, people like you go on about living and let live, but then you see someone who doesn't follow your way of thinking and you preach. I would understand if the person was condemning you, but they weren't, you jumped into this like a little child for the sake of it, in an attempt to show off how 'smart' you are, but the reality is, you aren't smart. Who are you to tell anyone that their views are wrong? Live and let live, if someone tells you that you are wrong, then and only then do you say anything, until such a time you say nothing, you stupid, pathetic excuse for a human being. You're letting your side down. I am ashamed of you, and people like you, so ashamed that I no longer wear the label of atheism, even though I don't believe in god, but another thing I don't believe in is pointless prejudice.
I have been subscribed to FanboyFlicks for years now, and I gotta say, your reviews make me laugh every time. I have been wanting to see you get back with your buddies for a long time now though. Any explanation why you never have videos with them again?
About all the kids being taken to heaven, some Jews and Christians believe that kids aren't accountable for their sins until they turn 13 (the Bar Mitzvah age).
Good job on another hilarious review. Can you do a review on one of this low budget disney sequels like, little mermaid 2 or the lion king 2 or lion king 1/2 thanks
Thanks man! I appreciate this. I was curious about this one but not enough that I actually was gonna sit through it. This was actually really enjoyable which by the sounds of it this movie definitely wasn't.
but it aged very poorly! now everybody and their momma at cnn is involved in a P to the E to the DO scandal and other various sexual scandals.from zucker to cuomo hahahahahahaha! the whole cnn company would be left behind! meanwhile no scandal at fox. ps fuck cucker carlson and rank and vile hannity! but boi did this age well! as to cnn was on the tv
Something you forgot (or didn't know) is that baptists don't consider gluttony to be a sin; in fact, it's rather encouraged. But dancing... that's a real sin.
Also, there are plenty of pastors who know their Bible but don't really believe in God. If they did, they'd be more interested in the truth of what the Bible _really_ says than in the doctrinal crap they tell people each week.
Hey Mark! Love what you do. I don't know if you take requests, but if you do I would love to see you review The Langoliers. Please please please. My life would be complete lol
Enjoyed the review, glad I found your channel This left me wondering how many Christians really believe in the Rapture. I grew up in Protestant Christian church, and the concept had to be explained to me much later in life. It was not something that was taught or explained to me as a child, nor that my church speaks about today. So I just want to assure everyone that not every Christian believes anything like what you see expressed in this movie - even if it had been a good movie. Which it clearly wasn't.
ianharwood Nope, I don't watch those. I just know how to find facts, and I know enough not to look at the lying voice of the GOP. Fox News viewers are consistently the most misinformed about domestic and foreign issues (even less than ppl who don't even watch the news). That fact alone proves my point. There are watchdog organizations out there whose sole purpose is pointing out their falsehoods, lies, and forgeries. Fox News definitely keeps them busy.
ianharwood It’s not anecdotal evidence. It’s the statistics one finds in a couple legitimate studies carried out at American University, Stanford University, and a couple others. U.S. News & World Report and Business Insider put out pieces on it afterwards. Quite the opposite of meaningless. Not all mainstream news organizations are disgracefully dishonest. You need to find fact checking websites, watchdog websites, and peer-reviewed, scientific published research. While there are plenty that ARE disgracefully dishonest, Fox News is the worst and most blatant.
ianharwood This is one story about that study you were curious about: www.businessinsider.com/study-watching-fox-news-makes-you-less-informed-than-watching-no-news-at-all-2012-5 I remember the Yale study and how conflated it became. When you get down to it, the data proves to lean both ways. His null hypothesis was barely proven wrong, and one is just about as likely to know about science as a conservative as you are as a liberal. The only thoughts researchers brought into it is how the elderly nature of tea party demographics increases chances of more affluence, wealth, amassed knowledge, and things like that. Regardless, it isn’t science about which properly adjusted people disagree with tea partiers. It is their horribly misguided, hypocritical, knee-jerk, jingoistic political ideas. I mean come on, they complain about taxes exactly at a time when taxes were at their lowest in fifty years! To properly adjusted people like you and me, that simply doesn’t make sense. “CNN and MSNBC pander to the lunatics who think banning guns will reduce crime” ^ That’s not entirely accurate. Everyone knows we will not see an across-the-board gun ban. Although, I have seen some prove how previous magazine restriction legislation could have saved lives in Tucson had it not been repealed years prior to the incident. You can’t argue with that. I don’t really have a dog in the Michael Brown fight. As I said, I only read fact checking sources, watchdog websites, peer-reviewed research, things like NPR, and nonpartisan sources that give me the facts so I can come to my own conclusions. I’ve gotta tell ya, I do appreciate your dismissal of all three large “news” networks in your last paragraph. You’re probably doing yourself a favor by staying away from all the spin. I’m curious about what it is you’re making reference to with the government jobs thing.
The best thing about any bad movie, is the critic from this guy. Dude, you are hilarious! I love your videos. "Why not remake a bad movie, into..... another bad movie" Lmaoo
most religious branches are fear cults, much like terrorists the play on fear to get what they want. Any decent sect would never push forward such agendas.
I really like the concept of this movie. Kind of eerie. Reminds me of The Langoliers. On a religious note, Biblical stories like this make me think, if there was a god, and they were like this, I'd willingly play for the other team, or make my own.
I actually watched the movie Left Behind 2014. This movie is so stupid that is hilarious to watch. Still the movie is a better comedy than Annabelle or Ouija. Kirk Cameron Saving Christmas is your next bad movie review can't wait to see it.
The best Christian movies ever made are The Lord of the Rings movies. They may not seem like it, but since Tolkein was Christian and it has a lot of moments and characters that are similar to moments and people from the bible. I'm no Christian myself(yet) but you do notice some similarities (e.g Aragon. He has a hair and beard combo that strikingly resembles Christ and his character is an exiled man destined to become the king of men and lead the fight against Hellish monsters)
His name is Aragorn, not Aragon. Tolkien specifically denied that LOTR was allegory; in fact, despite being good friends with CS Lewis, he was contemptuous of the fact that most of what Lewis wrote was obvious Christian allegory. Perhaps you should read some of Tolkien's letters and other writings before making incorrect pronouncements.
+Andrew Ryan IF the movies had Christian messages, they were put there by Peter Jackson. But they don't. You should read the book. The movies were pretty but ultimately unsatisfying, and they changed quite a bit.
+Andrew Ryan I seem to have missed that part in the Bible where Jesus becomes a king and leads a fight by picking up a sword and kills enemies with it. I'd say Mohammed in the Quran has a lot more in common, since he did have a sword and he did fight hordes of enemies on the battlefield. I think you also have Tolkien confused with C.S. Lewis. But none of that matters because I don't think you're serious to begin with. If you are then you're plain crazy.
At some point about five years ago, Nicholas Cage had a headshot taken… and that one headshot has been used for every single movie poster he's been in since then. The EXACT… SAME… SHOT!
Steve Forsyth omg!!😂😂🤣🤣
HE NEVER HAD ANOTHER HEADSHOT TAKEN! NOT ONCE! NOT ONE MORE HEADSHOT!
That just shows how cheap the studio is doing things. I would not doubt it. Keep the costs low is what they are saying.
Is it? Or is it that he just has one expression? So no matter When where how or why he will always have the same Look of awed bewilderment
It's like the posters for Neil Breen's movies.
I know a guy who worked on this movie. He said they shot all of Nicolas Cage's scenes in about a week and a half. He also told me a carpenter got a bunch of fingers cut off in an accident, but he got them reattached.
+Dr Shaym fuck! is a shame you dont know mark in person, you could have told all of those things to mark to make his review even funnnier
and to think that HE was a carpenter too!
There wasn't much for Nic Cage to do in this flick.
Well, Jesus was likely pissed at them and went after the carpenter as a sign.
“WTF are you doing this shit isn’t in my book. If you take all the kids, who’s going to live through the 1000yrs of demons and shit?”- Jesus(probably)
Dang, I still think it's crazy you can reattach fingers.
Can't wait for "Left Behind 2: Left Behinder" to release in theatres everywhere.
This time it's personal: "The Behindering"
@@wildman2012 It will be a very different movie with all the self-righteous people gone. America will suddenly be pleasant.
Left Behind 2: Left in New York.
Left Behind 2: Rapture Boogaloo
"It's the boogalooiest!"
It’s funny how “this movie can be watched on mute” can be a compliment AND an insult with the right context.
A busty drug addict, an angry dwarf, and Nic Cage...
...WALK INTO A BAR!
Yes, I went there.
Christie Greenwood but then what happens
ari hahn Words cannot describe the epicness.
Christie Greenwood And what comes out? Three porn genres in one.
Somebody draw this!!
Proof that jokes need a punchline or they just won't work. :-"
Best part of the movie is when everyone instantly started looting the mall
+DemimondXXIII this will be real when Jesus comes back to take us home for real that is why they are making movies like this to repent because the time is near he is coming quickly
+Rapunzel`s World
Fuck you and your stupid nonsense.
88Keyz102 shame on you
***** thanks for baking me up and by the way I'm a girl :)
@@cobra4life324 Well it's been 7 years since your comment and still no Jesus, so it looks like he cumming verrrrrrry slowly.
Am I the only one who thinks that the movie-poster actually looks heavily photoshopped? I mean Nick Cage's head just doesn't seem to belong to the body beneath it. Is THIS the mysterious work of God/Gods/Cthulhu?
The photo of his family in the movie looked even more photoshopped.
Don’t besmirch my cousins name, by accusing him of being associated with this trash fire.
@@cjwrench07 Oops, bad news. Color Out of Space just came out. Looks like your cousin might have a date with Nick Cage after all
It's actually really common for studios to Photoshop heads onto stock actors' bodies when making posters. Way cheaper & faster than getting the actors into photoshoots
Agree with the Good Dr. C....
Cthulhu is all that is evil, there is purity in that, there is nothing pure in Left Behind.
The pastor who doesn't believe in God isn't all that far-fetched. It's entirely possible that he may have believed in God when he became a pastor, then lost his faith but continued to pretend to believe for social reasons. He may have also been faking it from the beginning because religion is a lucrative business and a church is basically a tax-free corporation.
Yeah that's pretty much what happened in the original movie. He just loses his faith
I am a huge fan of your videos! You and your war against feminists, ants, life and your archenemy, the Possum!
"Religion is a lucrative business???😂😂😂😂 What do you base that statement off of? Joel Osteen? He's like one in a million.
The clergy project is a program to help people like that pastor.
Isaac Banks look up fath healing.
Loved the skit and the ending :-) You should do them more often! Made me laugh.
You here xisuma?
gitarsimen
No i am not here. I'm over there
Oh I see! My bad!
Thanks man!
+xisumavoid It was indeed, excellent!
Worst ending in a movie, best ending in a review :)
This is what happens when you think you're getting a sequel and plan for it, but then the plug gets pulled like a man fearing commitment.
this youtube video was 10X better than this movie
try 100x better
AJ's BRZ try 1000x
It was way better then that
Any number times zero is zero
Nicholas Cage wasn't even the main character, and he is in front of everyone else in the posters.
so if all the goody good people are immediately flashbanged into heaven, why aren't the sinners popped into hell instead of hanging around earth and shit?
hahaha "flashbanged into heaven", damn, I wish I would have thought of that during the review
***** Because god said to the sinners "Thou shalt go fuck thyselves for not believing in me" yeah turns out god is a bit of a facebook creep.
because hell is going to happen on earth for 7 years you dumbass read the bible and you will see what im talking about. and quit talking about the so called goody goody people because we all have done good and bad things I don't know what you have against Gods people but if think insulting us is going to do anything its not. you will be crying will the people close to you all vanish and you are left for the apocalypse with no one to save your soul except for God the one person you stupidly decided to reject. think about that mr I want to insult Gods people.
Devan Day You tell him man, fuck yeah!
Devan Day I'm really impressed by you lol. You were able to say Gods People and and Us in one sentence while at the same time calling someone else a Dumb-ass. Humility my friend, remove the Log..... no sorry,Tree trunk in your eye first before worrying about someone else. Always better to understand them then teach them what you know or ignore them.
"we all know they wouldnt lose any employees" haha i died
Actually, the 7 deadly sins aren't biblical. They come from Dante's Inferno: a 13th century Italian epic poem.
They predate that by at least a milennium in chritian tradition.
The A.I. formerly known as Ultron 7 deadly sins was a literary contrast to the 7 virtues, it has no Christian origin
It most certainly does. The list that we all know and love was formalized by Pope Gregory I in 590 AD which in turn was based on the categorization of logismoi (evil thoughts or temptations) developed by Evagrius Ponticus in 375 AD.
christianity is basicaly a unholy amalgamation of stolen ideas from various religions, most of the deadly sins predates christianity from around the dawn of civilization some 8000 years ago, the idea of jesus (a child of a god born by a virgin) is stolen from older religions, the entirity of christianity is heavily based on Judaism.
A lot of concepts connected with Christianity and Catholicism aren't biblical.
This is the prequel to This is the end
While Jonah Hill was getting titty fucked by a demon Nic Cage was flying a plane
Left Behind likes to slap you over the head with the message more than Birdemic
I dont know how you do it Mark, but your vids get better each time. That skit at the end where you found the alternate version of yourself was so damn funny. Keep up the great show man, its criminally underrated compared to some of the other channels out there.
Thank you very much, appreciate the kind words
FanboyFlicks Just discovered you and I wholeheartedly agree with the above comment, subscribed and i'm gonna browse through all of your older stuff now ;)
All those free clothes for the left behind characters.
I'm a Christian and I hated this.
I can say the same.
Problem is, religion and entertainment do not mix. So this movie was doomed from the conception. As well as all other christian movies, which are all dull and boring
I am a Atheist and laughed at it
@@dizzychineseman7445 You won't be laughing in Hell, so get it out of your system now.
sly2uc so do you regularly cast first stones? It's ok tho, Jesus died for your judgemental sins. It really is sad when a Christian publicly acts the opposite of Christlike, it makes all of them look bad.
The Room is now the second worst movie that I have ever watched!
LMFAO. WOW. How is that possible?
Orangesocksburst Watch Left Behinde and you'll see :)
We live in a cruel world. Will I survive this film?
Go watch. Manos: The Hands of Fate. Or. The Predator. Both makes absolutely zero sense.
@@cjwrench07 Or twighlight
This is definitely the most underrated bit Mark has ever done hahaha so good
That ending skit: a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream
A remake of a Kirk Cameron film starring Nic Cage....oookay!
Well done on another hilarious video!
Movies like this show why it's unreasonable to support films just because they have a "Christian message". Being Christian doesn't stop a movie from being bad (even though I'm Catholic, so I don't believe in the rapture anyway).
This is one of those videos that made me laugh out loud, repeatedly. I really liked the "dream sequence" at the end. Keep up the good work!
Thanks, btw, I like your name. Reminds me of Kill Bill
This is my favorite channel, BTW was the dream sequence at the end a tribute to the wicker man? Because this movie has nic cage in it, and you have reviewed wicker man before, just asking
except when it wont happen. Bible is a book, made by humans, as a guideline and way to keep the history of their faith. To blindly believe its tossed down from a extra dimensional being that demands nothing less than your eternal slavery or be punished forever... makes me wonder if you deserve your god given right to free will by not thinking for yourself. Believing in something without any proof is not faith.. its denial. Perhaps you should find a really reason to believe in something other than.. I was told to believe in it when I was a child, at an age were your vulnerable to being brainwashed. in Short.. [that argument holds as much weight as the world being flat] .
Speaking about the age cut-off, I wonder if pregnant women stop being pregnant. Do fetuses get raptured? According to the movie, babies do get raptured and the people behind it are very anti-abortion so it makes sense if fetuses did get raptured. How creepy is that, though...assuming the mothers are not Christian? And suddenly the fetus goes 'poof' and is raptured...and then remains a fetus in heaven, oh god, it's suddenly like those giant old kids in Akira! No wait, that'd be weirdly cool. TETSUOOOO!!!!
I'd probably imagine that they'd be fully developed when they get to heaven. Idk lol
You'd think but it's so weird an image. Just imagine the atheist pregnant women, suddenly finding their uteruses empty of the fetus that was growing there...or even stranger, how about a non-Christian woman who is giving birth during the rapture and the baby up and disappears.
And the whole notion of 'Christians disappear into thin air' makes one wonder, imagine if a couple in which of the parties is not Christian is having sex when the rapture hits. All of sudden, they are having sex with nothing at all.
So I guess abortions are only okay if Jesus performs them.
I think they imply that fetuses are raptured as full grown adults (or at least as children) to heaven. But the non-Christian mothers-to-be won't know that...as if having a bunch of people disappearing into thin air is not scary enough, imagine suddenly having your fetus up and vanish with no explanation.
And it just occurred to me, countries with few Christians would not even notice the rapture until they found about it through the news. In Sweden it'd be business as usual. As would in most of the middle east.
Craig Chapman They wouldn't be abortions since the children wouldn't die.
Was hoping that the joke would be that all the good movies got Raptured.
I thought that was the joke. He didn't spell it out though.
6:25 _Put it this way: When I was around the age of 12 or 13 I seem to remember my showers becoming a little bit longer._
Elegant!
LOL. Although I started masturbating when I was a kid, I didn't think of the idea of doing it in the shower (regularly) until maybe . . . my late 20s, early 30s? I had had erections before in the shower, but didn't think of showers as a time to do it. Actually I thought I might clarify what I mean by "masturbating in the shower." Actually it wasn't masturbation with the goal of eventually climaxing and ejaculating, but more as a way to make it easier to clean my genitals. I deliberately got erections in the shower on a regular basis so that my penis would be easier to wash.
@@Spontaneous1984 took you awhile, everybody starts doing wayyyyyy before 20 lmao
@@Spontaneous1984 aaand you surely needed to share this with the world huh?😅
More skits please. I laughed my ass off at the one in Hard Ticket to Hawaii
They should've just called this movie "Be A Christian or Else!", the message is so laughably ham-fisted.
Yeah, it's just embarrassing. I'd like to have a chat with the writers, see what they say about what they tried to do with the movie.
Shade Draws Considering doctrine of the rapture isn't a common Christian belief, probably not.
eyliena Isn't the Rapture what pretty much all fundamentalists believe in? In America, anyways.
I don't live in America, so I'm not actually sure. But it's not a part of many denominations I know of.
eyliena In America, a majority of fundamentalists, the ones who vote anyways, are full-on with this whole Rapture business. It's pretty creepy. Like having a doomsday cult running everything.
Dude, that skit was awesome. And Grand Budapest Hotel is my favorite film so I appreciate that was the one that relieved you at the end.
So, Captain Cage’s plane is out of fuel . . . but they had to flying to that destination, and therefore the plane would have more than enough fuel to land at the destination airport. So where did the fuel go? Did it get Raptured?
Someone got me the first Left Behind book for my birthday years ago, and I when I finally read it, I enjoyed it. There was a lot in that first book that should have made for some very exciting scenes on the big screen. Heck, just the sequence of all those planes falling out of they sky should have been epic. Make no mistake, this is a story that would require a serious special effects budget to pull off properly.
Then I watched the Kirk Cameron crapfest of an adaptation. Not only was the acting and writing horrible, but they sort of scrambled parts of the first two books together to make the movie. And it was REALLY bad. The budget was probably about what was spent on a single episode of "Growing Pains".
Based on the way this new version ends, it looks like they barely get beyond the first third of the book before rolling the end credits. I just don't understand the mindset of throwinig this much money away (even if it is relatively small in the scope of modern moviemaking) and then deliberately making such a bad adaptation of the book. It's as though the world of Christian filmmaking seems to demand that no good movie be produced lest someone be guilty of the sin of pride. No one would ever be proud of this kind of movie.
It's sad that the original movies were still better than this atrocity, yeah they weren't good, but this was a spit in the face to actually well made films.
Christ himself wouldn't forgive you for watching this God forsaken film.
Jsidhu762 Some things are unforgivable...
+Jsidhu762 i think that if jesus is real, he will come back just to crucify everyone involved in the production of that movie
God forgives what you are saying is the movement of humans not God God forgives
Moe Embing and yet one has to give up on their own beliefs and follow yours suit or else we are going to hell, regardless of how good we are to other human beings and how much of a possitive impact we have in our society... yeah... if your god exist then he is an asshole
Moe Embing I believe it's called a "joke", Captain. Earthlings use it to express something called "humor".
on atheist pastors or such there is the whole clergy project where you have people that once believed in god, but have stopped but are kinda stuck since as you said they devotec their entire life to it and have little to no skill set out of talking about god so are afraid of losing employment, money and such.
i'm seriously gonna get nightmares about jaden smith now...
My dad made me watch this movie. After it finally ended, I stripped down to my underwear and lied my clothes down in where I sat when I watched this sacrilege and then I flickered the lights.
Really the sole purpose of this movie is for those super christian parents to show to their kids when they misbehave
no you didnt, loser.
I'm a Christian who believes in the rapture, and this movie was absolutely terrible. One of the worst I have ever seen. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing at the acting and insanely slow plot. And beyond that, just cause I'm a Christian doesn't mean I enjoy all Christian films. Heck, I really only enjoy just a few (The Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur to name a couple). It's like just because I love scifi movies doesn't mean I have to love every scifi movie there is. But yes, this movie was garbage. It wasn't Christian enough to be a made-for-tv Christian film and wasn't secular enough to be a "Noah" film where they at least tried to be interesting.
Bro, I totally feel you. It's so strange how we Christians feel we need to support EVERY Christian production, as though God needs help converting people. -__-
But yeah, this movie totally sucks.
Religion is a lie
I'm a Christian and my family is Christian, but my mom is the type to believe most non Christian movies are bad because they're not Christian. Therefore, all Christian movies are the greatest movies ever because they have a good message. Of course I completely disagree. This movie looks so awful I wouldn't even give it a chance.
Jake Howard Thanks pal you are really contributing here.
Jake Howard Another atheist that gives the rest of us a bad fucking name, look at you becoming the thing you hate, you have become preachy. People like you are the reason I don't label myself as an atheist anymore, you're an embarrassment to atheism, and a hypocrite, people like you go on about how annoying, banal and frustrating preachy people are, then you go and preach, people like you go on about living and let live, but then you see someone who doesn't follow your way of thinking and you preach. I would understand if the person was condemning you, but they weren't, you jumped into this like a little child for the sake of it, in an attempt to show off how 'smart' you are, but the reality is, you aren't smart. Who are you to tell anyone that their views are wrong? Live and let live, if someone tells you that you are wrong, then and only then do you say anything, until such a time you say nothing, you stupid, pathetic excuse for a human being. You're letting your side down. I am ashamed of you, and people like you, so ashamed that I no longer wear the label of atheism, even though I don't believe in god, but another thing I don't believe in is pointless prejudice.
I'm rly a big fan of your reviews, keep up the good work and see you next year man!
You had me at "busty drug addict" and "angry dwarf".
I have been subscribed to FanboyFlicks for years now, and I gotta say, your reviews make me laugh every time. I have been wanting to see you get back with your buddies for a long time now though. Any explanation why you never have videos with them again?
He never answers that question for some reason. Maybe they died?
(I remember the Cutting Class review they did, funny stuff)
With that skit at the end, I'm sensing "Kirk Cameron's saving Christmas" review coming some time in a near future :D
Great review, great skit! Keep 'em coming!
man ive watched almost all of your reviews and you make me laugh in every single one hahaha
"you can watch this movie on mute and understand everything that's going on here." I'm afraid you can do that with most movies.
Try that with Neil Breen movies.
Love the video the Fox News joke tho 😂 you made me laugh! Haha
Thanks, I've always wanted to throw in a jab at them
***** Why not MSNBC? Not the biggest fan of Fox,but they are a billion times better than the progressive propaganda that MSNBC puts out.
I was gonna post the same thing, Aaron... But you beat me to it!
I don't watch MSNBC :)
At least MSNBC admits that they have a liberal bias
The clothes falling from the ceiling threw me into a laughing fit
The dream sequence at the end was THE BEST. Mark, you are awesome
I'm a Christian and even I hate this movie
The kid thing is because the sins of the child are burdened on the parents until the "age of reason".
Tonks Moriarty technically, the "age of accountability" isn't biblical
Glad you talked about the poster --never understood the devolution of the art form.
The tagline is hilarious.
Some were saved and some were............. LEFT BEHIND
Haha, Pogs during recess...One of the many items eventually banned at my school, along with Yo-Yos, Pokemon cards and tech decks. In that order..
About all the kids being taken to heaven, some Jews and Christians believe that kids aren't accountable for their sins until they turn 13 (the Bar Mitzvah age).
OMG, how could I've missed this video for so long ? It's a masterpiece 😂 !
Great job man. Loved the end bit. Have seen all your videos on bad movies... Love and respect from India!
You dream about getting blown by Kirk Cameron? Are you Ray Comfort in these dreams?
"Behold, the banana!"
I remember my old youth group played that video like infallible proof of intelligent design.your comment almost made me cry XD
Good job on another hilarious review. Can you do a review on one of this low budget disney sequels like, little mermaid 2 or the lion king 2 or lion king 1/2 thanks
great channel man,you deserve more subs.
Thanks man! I appreciate this. I was curious about this one but not enough that I actually was gonna sit through it. This was actually really enjoyable which by the sounds of it this movie definitely wasn't.
FOX News joke made me lol.
CNN would burst into flames during the rapture.
@@billycranston6162 Lol I was gonna post something like that. XD
but it aged very poorly! now everybody and their momma at cnn is involved in a P to the E to the DO scandal and other various sexual scandals.from zucker to cuomo hahahahahahaha! the whole cnn company would be left behind! meanwhile no scandal at fox. ps fuck cucker carlson and rank and vile hannity! but boi did this age well! as to cnn was on the tv
@@billycranston6162 hahahaha check out all the P to the E to the DO scandals and other sexual scandals going on
Message from the future, CNN was the villain the whole time.
Something you forgot (or didn't know) is that baptists don't consider gluttony to be a sin; in fact, it's rather encouraged. But dancing... that's a real sin.
Also, there are plenty of pastors who know their Bible but don't really believe in God. If they did, they'd be more interested in the truth of what the Bible _really_ says than in the doctrinal crap they tell people each week.
Ha I didn't even notice the road in the main promo lead straight into the ocean! You sir are very perceptive.
The ending was hilarious!👍
There's a few reasons why someone would become a priest even if they don't believe in what they're saying: money, family, appeasement.
True, as it is written "Not everyone who says to Me 'Lord, Lord' will enter the kingdom of God."
God is True!!! Idiot
Buck Williams, I know what I'm calling my son.
My favourite channels of UA-cam: honesttrailer, mojotopten, jeremy'smoviereview, Christ'smoviereview, Fanboyflicks, and =3! Keep going dude! you're awsome!
"I would believe it if it were Fox News. We all know they wouldn't lose any employees". That was great. LOL
"This is my show where I took about how great jaiden smith is"
lol
Didn't watch the all movie, i fall a sleep at 54 minutes
I did not remember the review this ending came from. I made a whole marathon of reviews to finally find it.
It was glorious!!!
Hey Mark! Love what you do. I don't know if you take requests, but if you do I would love to see you review The Langoliers. Please please please. My life would be complete lol
Enjoyed the review, glad I found your channel
This left me wondering how many Christians really believe in the Rapture. I grew up in Protestant Christian church, and the concept had to be explained to me much later in life. It was not something that was taught or explained to me as a child, nor that my church speaks about today. So I just want to assure everyone that not every Christian believes anything like what you see expressed in this movie - even if it had been a good movie. Which it clearly wasn't.
Still better than Birdemic...
+Laurence Vanryne nope, at least birdemic is charming in its own stupidity and incompetence and is so bad that is watchable... this is just boring
Yes but EVERY thing's better than that!
You wish
cool style with the spikey hair, Mark!
POGS DURING RECESS!!!! I love it. This was exactly what came to my mind as you said it.
“This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen”.
*But the sequel.....*
I clicked like right when you made the Fox News joke. :)
ianharwood Nope, I don't watch those. I just know how to find facts, and I know enough not to look at the lying voice of the GOP. Fox News viewers are consistently the most misinformed about domestic and foreign issues (even less than ppl who don't even watch the news). That fact alone proves my point. There are watchdog organizations out there whose sole purpose is pointing out their falsehoods, lies, and forgeries. Fox News definitely keeps them busy.
ianharwood It’s not anecdotal evidence. It’s the statistics one finds in a couple legitimate studies carried out at American University, Stanford University, and a couple others. U.S. News & World Report and Business Insider put out pieces on it afterwards. Quite the opposite of meaningless. Not all mainstream news organizations are disgracefully dishonest. You need to find fact checking websites, watchdog websites, and peer-reviewed, scientific published research. While there are plenty that ARE disgracefully dishonest, Fox News is the worst and most blatant.
ianharwood This is one story about that study you were curious about: www.businessinsider.com/study-watching-fox-news-makes-you-less-informed-than-watching-no-news-at-all-2012-5
I remember the Yale study and how conflated it became. When you get down to it, the data proves to lean both ways. His null hypothesis was barely proven wrong, and one is just about as likely to know about science as a conservative as you are as a liberal. The only thoughts researchers brought into it is how the elderly nature of tea party demographics increases chances of more affluence, wealth, amassed knowledge, and things like that. Regardless, it isn’t science about which properly adjusted people disagree with tea partiers. It is their horribly misguided, hypocritical, knee-jerk, jingoistic political ideas. I mean come on, they complain about taxes exactly at a time when taxes were at their lowest in fifty years! To properly adjusted people like you and me, that simply doesn’t make sense.
“CNN and MSNBC pander to the lunatics who think banning guns will reduce crime”
^ That’s not entirely accurate. Everyone knows we will not see an across-the-board gun ban. Although, I have seen some prove how previous magazine restriction legislation could have saved lives in Tucson had it not been repealed years prior to the incident. You can’t argue with that.
I don’t really have a dog in the Michael Brown fight. As I said, I only read fact checking sources, watchdog websites, peer-reviewed research, things like NPR, and nonpartisan sources that give me the facts so I can come to my own conclusions.
I’ve gotta tell ya, I do appreciate your dismissal of all three large “news” networks in your last paragraph. You’re probably doing yourself a favor by staying away from all the spin. I’m curious about what it is you’re making reference to with the government jobs thing.
Ketan C. I don't think I mentioned economics.
Ketan C. I didn't say that. Some other guy said that.
The best thing about any bad movie, is the critic from this guy. Dude, you are hilarious! I love your videos. "Why not remake a bad movie, into..... another bad movie" Lmaoo
My dad bought me the books with the audio drama on tape. It was kinda fun as a kid
(I knew it was lame, but it was amusing)
A+ dig a FOX news. Love it.
I am now subscribing
Well, Neil Breen could always try his hand at making another Left Behind movie.
The skit at the end was great
People are already arguing about religion?
Join the dark side shirt..., joke about God to be a pedophile magician... lol, after your review, I want to see this movie.
Crazy how good "this is the end" was. Same premise
Chris Stuckman shouted you out and came to check your channel...and I wasnt disappointed. Subbed
its worst than worst...awful, ,, disaster. ..I cant call it a movie!
review Mortal combat Anihalation
You don't hire Nicholas Cage to be in your movie and then don't even let him entertain us with some proper Nicholas Cage antics.
you deserve more subs!
remenber now on school every damn week we have ""church time"" and we are forced to watch some idiotic biblical movie about the end of the world.
Glad I didn't have that.
most religious branches are fear cults, much like terrorists the play on fear to get what they want. Any decent sect would never push forward such agendas.
I really like the concept of this movie. Kind of eerie. Reminds me of The Langoliers.
On a religious note, Biblical stories like this make me think, if there was a god, and they were like this, I'd willingly play for the other team, or make my own.
If you like the concept of the movie, the book does it 10x better
I can't believe I saw this in theaters...
LOL! You just became one of my favorite people at 4:18!
I actually watched the movie Left Behind 2014.
This movie is so stupid that is hilarious to watch.
Still the movie is a better comedy than Annabelle or Ouija.
Kirk Cameron Saving Christmas is your next bad movie review can't wait to see it.
The best Christian movies ever made are The Lord of the Rings movies. They may not seem like it, but since Tolkein was Christian and it has a lot of moments and characters that are similar to moments and people from the bible. I'm no Christian myself(yet) but you do notice some similarities (e.g Aragon. He has a hair and beard combo that strikingly resembles Christ and his character is an exiled man destined to become the king of men and lead the fight against Hellish monsters)
His name is Aragorn, not Aragon.
Tolkien specifically denied that LOTR was allegory; in fact, despite being good friends with CS Lewis, he was contemptuous of the fact that most of what Lewis wrote was obvious Christian allegory. Perhaps you should read some of Tolkien's letters and other writings before making incorrect pronouncements.
Brandyalla Perhaps you should watch the movies again, because the Christian messages are pretty obvious.
Brandyalla And I know has name is Aragorn, I just made a mistake.
+Andrew Ryan IF the movies had Christian messages, they were put there by Peter Jackson. But they don't. You should read the book. The movies were pretty but ultimately unsatisfying, and they changed quite a bit.
+Andrew Ryan I seem to have missed that part in the Bible where Jesus becomes a king and leads a fight by picking up a sword and kills enemies with it. I'd say Mohammed in the Quran has a lot more in common, since he did have a sword and he did fight hordes of enemies on the battlefield.
I think you also have Tolkien confused with C.S. Lewis.
But none of that matters because I don't think you're serious to begin with. If you are then you're plain crazy.
you realy deserve milions of suscribers dude xD
Saw Left Behind on Netflix the other day and it was, "oh hi Mark".