I relate to this farmer so much. You swing your axe at a bird stuck in mid air and your pig somehow dies after sending you to hell for riding him atop a church tower. This game is truly the most realistic of farming sims of all time.
Is no one gonna talk about the FLAMING FREAKING CHICKENS running out of the burning barn?! I'd be horrified if it weren't so damned funny. Edit: No wait, WHY ARE THERE GRENADES?!
I'm not sure which I found more amusing: watching the horse pop out of existence whenever you attacked it, or glancing over to see you had managed to find grenades somewhere. Or maybe the minefield bit. That was quite fun as well.
A game set in postwar Red Russia about a farmer trying to pick his life back up amid the political upheaval of that era could be _really_ interesting. Honestly I'm a bit disappointed that's not what this game is because that's a really solid idea for a _Long Dark_ -esq survival game.
Look, furry lady; I don't know you and I ain't likely to ever know you. All I know is that a 1900's druid mumbled about his fear of *not* drinking vodka. All I know is that I don't know. Best to defer to wiser minds in these situations.
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Rating: Liquor-deprived farmer mumbling eldritch words while effortlessly lifting a dead horse/10
“A bird flying in mid air” is usually normal, but in this case… _nothing is normal_
I relate to this farmer so much.
You swing your axe at a bird stuck in mid air and your pig somehow dies after sending you to hell for riding him atop a church tower.
This game is truly the most realistic of farming sims of all time.
So real and so true. You really know how hard it is. At least we have some free sticks to look forward to 😔
Yes please, would definitely like to see you play the full game.
That farmers mumble is fucking terrifying.
It honestly is 🤣
RIP Roger, you were a real one.
Is no one gonna talk about the FLAMING FREAKING CHICKENS running out of the burning barn?! I'd be horrified if it weren't so damned funny.
Edit: No wait, WHY ARE THERE GRENADES?!
Just found your channel looking for some Silent Hill videos, you're amazing and so funny.
Keep it up!
Greetings from Brazil.
Thanks for the kind words, appreciate it!!
I'm not sure which I found more amusing: watching the horse pop out of existence whenever you attacked it, or glancing over to see you had managed to find grenades somewhere. Or maybe the minefield bit. That was quite fun as well.
A game set in postwar Red Russia about a farmer trying to pick his life back up amid the political upheaval of that era could be _really_ interesting. Honestly I'm a bit disappointed that's not what this game is because that's a really solid idea for a _Long Dark_ -esq survival game.
I think I had a stroke (along with Godzilla) trying to read those subtitles
Yes, full game. This janky sad drunken farmers tale must be told 😂
When fluffy met his end...that was sad. Little guy took a bullet but not a scythe. Sad times indeed. No wonder the farmer is depressed.
Hahaa, yeeaahh Fluffy just isn't impervious to scythes. Poor lil fella
Well that's why the reaper uses a scythe not a gun lol
You make the best videos and have hilarious content, I appreciate the work that goes into these, keep it up🤟
Haha thank you!
Been binging your videos for awhile now and your commentary is so good and I love the variety of games. KEEP IT UP 🤓🤓🤟🤟
Thanks I appreciate it!!
I'm guessing this takes place somewhere in the Bible Belt. That or in Russia.
Still want to know why Fluffy got tattoos on his backsides
Look, furry lady; I don't know you and I ain't likely to ever know you.
All I know is that a 1900's druid mumbled about his fear of *not* drinking vodka.
All I know is that I don't know. Best to defer to wiser minds in these situations.
Omg the animation is so cute
aaa thank you!!
Love this! 😂❤
quality content
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broke af ??? i though you have 4070 💀
It’s why I’m broke af 😌
my beefy pc consumes my life
so true@@early-tv
I thought it was funny