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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2024
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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  2 роки тому +480

    With so many people thinking that Astartes farts don't stink, I enjoy putting the spot light on "generic" unit types that could whip their ass to the Graveyard with one hand.
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    • @lesser-spook8475
      @lesser-spook8475 2 роки тому +10

      The custodes armor stays on during sex. Only in death does duty end, woman.

    • @cuban-being3087
      @cuban-being3087 2 роки тому +1

      You have, even in real life, soldiers and warriors that stood head and shoulders above the rest. There is no reason that shouldn't be exaggerated in the exaggerated universe of 40k.

    • @SylvesterStaline.
      @SylvesterStaline. 2 роки тому

      There is the joke about sly marbo I never understood completely.
      Is this guy this special ?

    • @temwananinkana3419
      @temwananinkana3419 2 роки тому

      As ever, sweet video. Major kill can you make a lore video on the crimson fists

    • @thelonehunter6025
      @thelonehunter6025 2 роки тому +6

      @@SylvesterStaline. Sly Marbo is basically the combination of every eighties action hero movie star into one person and that's why hes OP.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 2 роки тому +2823

    Remember when an angry marine defeated an Avatar of Khaine by giving a reasonable marine a nickname thus turning him into a named character? Good times.

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 роки тому +184

      Did any Avatar of Khaine won against a named character that isn't a guardsman?

    • @citizenkhan4696
      @citizenkhan4696 2 роки тому +36

      Didnt they rettcon that?

    • @lolwtfbbq111
      @lolwtfbbq111 2 роки тому +19

      Wait--what.

    • @kainbeamsley187
      @kainbeamsley187 2 роки тому +13

      Where can i find this

    • @Ronfost89
      @Ronfost89 2 роки тому +54

      @@kainbeamsley187 MajorKills homebrew adventures. Episode 2

  • @nodachibull8342
    @nodachibull8342 2 роки тому +359

    I've had a theory for awhile that there's only one guy at GW who actually likes eldar. When forced to choose to either write for the harlequins or craftworlds, he choose harlequins, for he knew the rest of the writers would bastardize the other, and harlequins represent the best of eldar so he choose to save them and have their lore actually be good.

  • @didekjozwiak
    @didekjozwiak 2 роки тому +1169

    Fun fact about Solitaires
    As Harlequins are eldar performers, all members of a troupe have a specific role for any given play. The Solitaires, however, play only one specific role in one specific play.
    The play is Fall of the Eldar
    The role is Slaanesh themselves
    So yeah, one more reason be uncomfortable around solitaires

    • @shamsulhaqramzi378
      @shamsulhaqramzi378 2 роки тому +21

      could you explain a little more

    • @clydecraft5642
      @clydecraft5642 2 роки тому +28

      I agree please expose a bit more, why would any eldar truly become close to slaanesh? Even dark eldar fear her

    • @CloSeph
      @CloSeph 2 роки тому +305

      @@shamsulhaqramzi378 The actual Fall of the Eldar (the event, not the play) is so potent that it psychically links itself to Eldar performing or watching the play. Any Eldar trying to play the role of Slaanesh either go insane from psychic backlash OR kind of actually invokes Slaanesh to possess them. Solitaires either prevent this out of sheer willpower or just outright tank that shit because they can

    • @shamsulhaqramzi378
      @shamsulhaqramzi378 2 роки тому +34

      @@CloSeph damn

    • @LordDeathslayer
      @LordDeathslayer 2 роки тому +87

      Solitaires are actually cursed to have their soul DEFINITELY, without any saving, devoured by Slaanesh

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 2 роки тому +590

    A reminder that Angron once fought Tarzyn the infinite until Tarzyn pulled out red caped Custodes fresh from the 30K years ready to fight and Angron went "nope not gonna fight that guy" turned around.

    • @NuclearApocolypse
      @NuclearApocolypse 2 роки тому +16

      What story is that from?

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 2 роки тому +54

      @@NuclearApocolypse fall of cadia.

    • @samuelwhite8895
      @samuelwhite8895 2 роки тому +43

      Pretty sure that had nothing to do with martial prowess. More sure it has something to do specifically with weapons

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 2 роки тому +37

      also Angron: instantly torn a custodes in 2 right after he was pulled from his last stand

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman 2 роки тому +11

      Why is it specifically a red caped custodes?

  • @AgentHurley
    @AgentHurley 2 роки тому +193

    "You need to be a mighty warrior to even think of fighting a greater Daemon"
    The Guard - "we have other plans...."

    • @korawitbuttramee618
      @korawitbuttramee618 2 роки тому +30

      Nothing a well-positioned tank company cant fixed, I guess

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 2 роки тому +2

      @@korawitbuttramee618 some daemon engines alone will eat an entire tank company for breakfast (literally for some of them mind you that's how some daemon engines replenish their ammo) let alone a greater daemon

    • @here1359
      @here1359 2 роки тому +35

      @@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 well that just sounds like it needs more tanks

    • @barklordofthesith2997
      @barklordofthesith2997 2 роки тому +22

      @@here1359 Is that just the humie way of saying "MORE DAKKA!"??

    • @leojohn1615
      @leojohn1615 2 роки тому +12

      @@barklordofthesith2997 *is dat juz da hummie way ov say'n

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 2 роки тому +208

    The scariest part about the Custodes is that the whole bloodgames thing with releasing something like a tyranid hive-tyrant in the palace is considered relaxation for the proper Custodes.
    People think their sworn oath of vigilance and never leaving the palace means they largely laze about on guard duty, but no. Those are the ones rotated off duty for a bit of relaxation.
    The rest are still downstairs holding back the endless horde of demons that have been assailing the imperial palace from the Magnus-made warp hole for the past 10 000 years.

    • @argeltalthecustodiankiller6552
      @argeltalthecustodiankiller6552 2 роки тому +3

      Haha gal vorbak

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Рік тому +7

      I thought the Emperor was keeping the gateway shut specifically so the Custodes didn’t have to keep fighting the damn things. Why would the crazy bastards open it back up?

    • @petsan97
      @petsan97 Рік тому +9

      @@TheCorrodedMan Not keeping it shut, just keeping it from expanding. If he could close it completely it wouldn't have been such a big problem in the first place.
      Keep in mind, we're not talking about a normal warp rift, this is reality trying to turn itself inside out and create another Eye of Terror where the warp itself extends into normal reality.
      Not even the Necrons could permanently close the one by Cadia that eventually tore open during the Black Crusade.

    • @konosmgr
      @konosmgr Рік тому

      @@petsan97 Wasn't there some pylons or something that were to be used to close the eye of cadia, I remember seeing that in a game called battlefield gothic armada 2.

    • @petsan97
      @petsan97 Рік тому +3

      @@konosmgr Sort of.
      The Cadian Pylons were built by the Necrons to contain the already existing Eye of Terror. They were essentially massive psychic dampeners that forcefully calmed down the warp surrounding Cadia, kept the eye from expanding and weakened any warp-entities in the area. This, and the constant attacks by said weakened warp entities is why Cadia became known as a fortress world, it was literally holding back hell.
      If I recall correctly, the pylons were already strained by holding back a massive warp storm, which Abbadon and his crusade exploited by throwing everything they had at it, and overloading the pylons, and the focus of the Cawl campaign was to protect/rebuild the pylons with the help of Trazyn the Infinite, local Necron troll.

  • @dac314
    @dac314 2 роки тому +332

    "As overpowered as Popeye"
    And thus, the Spinach Marines were born!

    • @Marth667
      @Marth667 2 роки тому +4

      Angry marines have a leaf to pick with them.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Рік тому +3

      Orks are swarming the position, when suddenly, Popeyeius the Brave stands up and pops the top off a can of Nutri-Sprouts, downing it all in one go. He then proceeds to wallop the attacking orks with a single mighty uppercut

    • @sebastijanglozinic8630
      @sebastijanglozinic8630 11 місяців тому

      You mean the Salamanders?

  • @Husster72
    @Husster72 2 роки тому +590

    Genuine question, how does Slannesh claim Solitaire souls if they're Blanks?
    I now have the headcannon that Slannesh puts the Blank souls in a glass jar labeled "Do Not Touch"

    • @skomolowski
      @skomolowski 2 роки тому +158

      From what I know, Slaanesh taking their soul is what makes them blanks. Because, you know, they have no soul anymore

    • @Husster72
      @Husster72 2 роки тому +33

      @@skomolowski That is a terrible idea! Was that the only method of removing their souls that they thought of!

    • @andrewhannigan931
      @andrewhannigan931 2 роки тому +126

      so i believe the way it works is that all eldar repress their souls so slaanesh can't claim them (farseers walk along this thin line)solitaires don't care. They literally use full prime eldar power. the same kind of power that is a beacon to slaanesh. that is why slaanesh has a claim on their soul.

    • @skomolowski
      @skomolowski 2 роки тому +67

      @@andrewhannigan931 It is fully confirmed all solitaires made a Deal with Slaanesh to be borderline unbeatable.

    • @Tsurf
      @Tsurf 2 роки тому +58

      iirc Solitaires have a role in Harlequin Troupes to play the role of She-Who-Thirsts in plays that depict The Fall of the Eldar, doing this attracts the full and undivided attention of Slaneesh on them and their souls.
      Understandably, to be chosen to play the role of a Solitaire is pretty much an extended death sentence, but it's an absolutely critical role in a Troupe.
      *Edit:* Was mistaken and had switched the cause and effect around. Szymon below corrected me.

  • @viperking299
    @viperking299 2 роки тому +39

    Jerry be doing the most frfr.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 2 роки тому +117

    0:07 "Join the Imperial Guard, they said. It will be fun, they said." - Guardsman

    • @Juryiat
      @Juryiat 2 роки тому +12

      "You'll see the galaxy" they said

    • @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522
      @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522 2 роки тому +3

      "you won't die in a trench while orks keep assaulting the trench" they said

    • @taylorhuhn9498
      @taylorhuhn9498 2 роки тому +3

      ya but like, its jerry, he killed an avatar of khaine that one time...

  • @chrisvieau6781
    @chrisvieau6781 2 роки тому +114

    I love how Transcendant C'Tans are so much scarier than other shards, yet they're the weakest of the bunch in the Tabletop.

    • @barklordofthesith2997
      @barklordofthesith2997 2 роки тому +6

      I don't play the table top game (nor do i have any interest in doing so) but from what little i DO know about WH-40K is that the books/lore does NOT carry over in to the game accurately at all.

    • @chrisvieau6781
      @chrisvieau6781 2 роки тому +19

      @@barklordofthesith2997 No, it does not. If it did, Necrons and Tyranids would be unstoppable, and Custodes wouldn't even be present. Of course, this is 40k Lore we're talking about here, where one book shows Custodes being gods and the next one deciding a few Harlequin Clowns could slaughter their way past them. 40k in general, and damn near everything about it, is messy and sloppy. Still cool as shit, if a bit frustrating.

  • @epithed-boi4961
    @epithed-boi4961 2 роки тому +349

    One absolute unit that makes space marines look pathetic is Majorkill because he pushes warhammer hentai onto the local people like why aren't more chapters doing it.

    • @Hawkens4k
      @Hawkens4k 2 роки тому +8

      Clearly you mean battle mace "Art".

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 2 роки тому +6

      What Warhammer 40k hentai? All I can see is Battlemace 30m hentai.

    • @Hawkens4k
      @Hawkens4k 2 роки тому +2

      @@spacejunk2186 we have a cultured fellow here

    • @barklordofthesith2997
      @barklordofthesith2997 2 роки тому +2

      The Hentai Marine Chapter?

    • @ulisesdemostenes7074
      @ulisesdemostenes7074 2 роки тому +3

      @@barklordofthesith2997 I just read your description in your "About" section of your account. Truly a masterwork of poetry

  • @blacktemplarchaplainmarius42
    @blacktemplarchaplainmarius42 2 роки тому +361

    So... If a Solitaire and a Sister of Silence walk in a bar? They would fuse (metaphorically) and be the bane of whole galaxy.

    • @bentalexranebundgaard4867
      @bentalexranebundgaard4867 2 роки тому +44

      Sisters of Silence rarely works alone, if you see (or feel) one there is likely four to nine others nearby, as to your Q'' The Solitare would win 9 times out of ten since conbat of the sort Solitares exels in is not the Sister fortherd they are anti psykers first and foremost, not frontline combatants against anything else like the Solitares.
      The Sisters can be just as good if not better against Demonic intrusions do, since a group of them can more or less automatically shut down most portals

    • @citizenkhan4696
      @citizenkhan4696 2 роки тому +24

      Pretty sure a culexus assassin would out-autism both of them.

    • @BlemmiganGallivanter
      @BlemmiganGallivanter 2 роки тому +28

      I think a greater question is what would happen if a Solitaire and a SoS had half-eldar baby. It would be 40k doomslayer.

    • @bkane573
      @bkane573 2 роки тому +1

      I would watch that.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 роки тому +2

      @@BlemmiganGallivanter Doom Slayer would still be far stronger than the child, but that does sound like an apt description.

  • @fireybee8140
    @fireybee8140 2 роки тому +312

    Has there ever been a battle between a Necron Overlord vs a Greater Demon?

    • @szabokristof551
      @szabokristof551 2 роки тому +33

      In any novel or book? Saddly no.

    • @Edude117
      @Edude117 2 роки тому +86

      Not that I know of. Necrons seem like they can’t be bothered by daemons, and vice versa.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 2 роки тому +75

      i doubt the demons have a reason to fight necron, like they cant be corrupted by chaos as they have no soul and the fact they have no soul

    • @fireybee8140
      @fireybee8140 2 роки тому +8

      @@thecommentguy9380 I have heard that somebody in the Choas Space Marine made a plague that can affect Necron Tomb worlds. Think it was Typhus?

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 2 роки тому +46

      @@fireybee8140 dont know, but yes there are plagues that screw with the necrons. Still, that doesn't really change the fact that choas doesn't have much reasons to fight necrons as it's often not beneficial to them

  • @AdrianMartinez-ho6db
    @AdrianMartinez-ho6db 2 роки тому +519

    This why I love the custodes. Wish they woulda been able to replenish their ranks.

    • @TheBanditoLad
      @TheBanditoLad 2 роки тому +137

      They can replenish their ranks, just takes time.

    • @Mecameron101
      @Mecameron101 2 роки тому +10

      Lol custodes got clap by demon word bearers gal Vorbak

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 2 роки тому +46

      @@Mecameron101 about 5 Vs like.. 10 if I'm remembering the book right upon Istvan V. All but Argel Tal died to these five custodes

    • @L00ww
      @L00ww 2 роки тому +2

      @@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 no, argel tal was killed by erebus (or kor phaeron?)

    • @zaelgarviel9766
      @zaelgarviel9766 2 роки тому +26

      "ALL BUT Argel tal died" Custodes are stong, but not that strong to outmatch named deamon characters

  • @BM-wf9uf
    @BM-wf9uf 2 роки тому +12

    To be fair Sanguinius was handicapped during his first round against Kabanda because of how many of his Angels were dying. When Sanguinius fought Kabanda again during siege of Terra he clapped Kabanda's cheeks so hard that 10,000 years later hes basically still constipated.

  • @IsaacClodfelter
    @IsaacClodfelter 2 роки тому +48

    I know this can be said for most every army but imagine how much force would be brought to bear if the entire cult mechcanicus mobilized against one enemy. All of that dark age of humanity tech that is being horded but never used by the toaster touchers.

  • @themrdocter8766
    @themrdocter8766 2 роки тому +16

    “ Weakest Named Characters”…
    Good Idea?

  • @szabokristof551
    @szabokristof551 2 роки тому +261

    I would put the Triarch Praetorians in the list instead of either the Overlords or the C'tan shards. They are literally the necron equivalent of the Custodes. But anyway I am always happy when I see that my metal-skeleton egyptian boys kicking ass and praising them for it. Even today I can't really forget how in the Fall of Damnos short story the Necron Lord (not even an overlord, just a regular ass lord) the Undying kicking Cato Sicarius ass, I hate the book as the ending is stupid, but that start where Sicarius is mocked by an ancient sadistic veteran metal grandpa is just sweet.

    • @BigBroKuma
      @BigBroKuma 2 роки тому +15

      😩 I swear everytime a Xenos book is written the author gets struck by a wave of retardness midbook so that they cannot come up with a good ending

    • @szabokristof551
      @szabokristof551 2 роки тому +11

      @@BigBroKuma Nah. Severed, Infinite and Divine are good books. I heard good things about the Twice-Dead King: Ruins too. Oh and the new ork books not terrible either. The Fall of Damnos was a Cato Sicarius story, I know it was about him, I know he will win. I just hoped not in a retard deus-ex-machina plot armor way. I mean the guy literally losing and then rewarded a second chance, 2 times in the story.

    • @sagebrown5643
      @sagebrown5643 2 роки тому +5

      Genuinely curious, aren't overlords like primarcs and praetorians are like custodies, meaning overlords deserve the spot? Are super elite soldiers really stronger than their leader? Also, where do lychguard fall in all of this? You'd think they'd be as powerful as praetorians because they're pretty similar and very bad ass

    • @szabokristof551
      @szabokristof551 2 роки тому +7

      @@sagebrown5643 Overlords are more of a political position and not every overlord is a good fighter, sure they have millions of years of experience and fought a war that burned reallity itself, but I would say the most basic overlord and lord possibly only as strong as a usual chaptermaster, sure there are ones that Primarch level, but there are more overlord then Primarch ever was. But I honestly would love to see a battle between Imotekh and Guilliman (If Black Library can invite somebody who can actually write good military tactics). But anyway Overlords deserve a spot, but I personally not put the Necron face HQ unit in the list cause. Everybody knows that an overlord can whoop any SM anytime, but how many people knows about other necron units? And secondly, yes Triarch Praetorians are stronger than overlords (generally speaking power level can differ), most of the overlords are afraid of the praetorians and their elit executors. Lychguard strong. They are somewhat between a custodes and a first company of a SM chapter. But it is just mine idea.

    • @im2randomghgh
      @im2randomghgh 2 роки тому

      @@BigBroKuma Twice Dead King and Engine of Mork are pretty great! The former is mostly about the state of Necron minds, machines and relationships and the latter has an ork mutant with access to the intellectual power of a krork!

  • @torch1028
    @torch1028 2 роки тому +60

    i always thought space marines were the least interesting part of 40k, not that they dont have some cool characters, but I'm more into the guard, the sisters, the inquisition, etc... you know, Real humans. There are abhumans too, which have major drawbacks to their advantages.

    • @yawarapuyurak3271
      @yawarapuyurak3271 2 роки тому +7

      I think space marines function best as support characters.
      They are angels of death, so they should show up to help when all faith is lost, and then leave.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 роки тому +7

      @@yawarapuyurak3271 Kinda like Spartans. They're not the first resort or primary focus, but if you need the day saved, they're your best bet.

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong 2 роки тому +13

    My best unamed character on Tabletop was some random Blightlord Terminator of mine that has literally never died in a game

  • @georgepeterson4708
    @georgepeterson4708 2 роки тому +20

    Who needs skill when you've got 1000 tanks

    • @SylvesterStaline.
      @SylvesterStaline. 2 роки тому +1

      Who need 1000 tanks when you can have 1 plague
      😉

    • @spiffygonzales5899
      @spiffygonzales5899 2 роки тому +2

      @@SylvesterStaline.
      Who needs one imaginary plague when you can have three imaginary Carona variants.

    • @SylvesterStaline.
      @SylvesterStaline. 2 роки тому

      @@spiffygonzales5899 there was only 3?
      But in the end we know its Grandpa Who win

  • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
    @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 роки тому +19

    Damn I wish I was a Custodian, they look absolutely amazing and can fuck up entire regiments of an army.

    • @KeishinB237
      @KeishinB237 2 роки тому +4

      The Lamenters could use a Custodian in their corner. Imagine how much better they'd be treated if one of the Emperors own guardians supported the most cursed of chapters?
      For those we cherish, we die in glory!

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 2 роки тому

      Like bruh they could have droped 10 of them on Baal and the nids would have turned around and ran

    • @ultramarsfinest1536
      @ultramarsfinest1536 2 роки тому +3

      @@KeishinB237 Lamenters.... damn haven't heard of them for a while, underrated and tragic... they deserve better...

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 2 роки тому

      @@KeishinB237 You assume they would support them. Custodes hâte Astartes.

    • @KeishinB237
      @KeishinB237 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tacoguy1000 some are more tolerant.
      I doubt it would ever happen, but it's a nice thought for the Lementors.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 2 роки тому +10

    I recall Space Marines got rekt by Feral World warriors with sticks

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 2 роки тому +4

      I think it was the Iron warriors that where the Marines in that one

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 2 роки тому +2

      @@Matt-md5yt was it not a Word bearer that got stabed by an angry tribal? With a night lord joking about it or something?

  • @jop8019
    @jop8019 2 роки тому +89

    Forgot the Incubi my mate?
    The elite dark eldar mercenarys with they're massive two handed swords, they're badass armour and the Fakt that you have to kill one of them and an aspect warrior of the craftworld Eldar to become one.

    • @edglosser7315
      @edglosser7315 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe mandrakes too.

    • @Funnyshoot_
      @Funnyshoot_ 2 роки тому +2

      They're far from being on par with a custodes tho :)

    • @batteredwarrior
      @batteredwarrior 2 роки тому

      They only have to defeat another Incubus. They don't have to kill them. They definitely have to kill an Aspect Warrior, though.
      *their *fact

  • @redluke8119
    @redluke8119 2 роки тому +125

    Love the content Majorkill been here since the sonic days your growth as a channel has been a sight to behold.

    • @timothybelleci3554
      @timothybelleci3554 2 роки тому +1

      Sonic days? I'm kinda new. The Titan was the first video I was subscribed for.

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 2 роки тому +2

      @@timothybelleci3554 sanic the autistic hedgehog

    • @timothybelleci3554
      @timothybelleci3554 2 роки тому +1

      @@bloodangel19 Thanks.

  • @brandonhoward1289
    @brandonhoward1289 2 роки тому +112

    Everyone on this lists fears the Krieg commissar

    • @peterhughes3461
      @peterhughes3461 2 роки тому +19

      Krieg comissar fear the Krieg

    • @ieatmice751
      @ieatmice751 2 роки тому +2

      Krieg commissar is just a normal man, and is more likely to have his head blown off because he’s standing up straight distracted by killing own his terrified soldiers

    • @bignickenergy3525
      @bignickenergy3525 2 роки тому +6

      @@ieatmice751 with Krieg its the other way around. Krieg commisars have to prevent their soldiers from doing overly suicidal nonsense. They are very often killed by their own soldiers for stopping them from dying for the emperor

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 2 роки тому +3

      @@bignickenergy3525 don't see how that stop him from getting annihilated by a tau firewarrior

    • @Prakhar0921
      @Prakhar0921 2 роки тому

      @@bignickenergy3525 exactly what we want

  • @Matoro828
    @Matoro828 2 роки тому +11

    Interestingly, it seems the Harlequin Solitare has a similar ability to a Necron Pariah. They also have negative souls due to formally being human beings that were converted into Necrons. Unfortunately they’ve been mostly phased out, but they were one of the absolute best units Necrons had.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 2 роки тому +5

    2:20 Pillar Men Custodes approve

  • @Stormy_Boi
    @Stormy_Boi 2 роки тому +10

    If there's one thing I love about this channel it's the fact that every video informative, hilarious, and honestly just a real blast to watch

  • @arthurlarousse838
    @arthurlarousse838 2 роки тому +19

    Unnamed custodes are still chads
    more custodes videos when
    Also Custodes majorkill minis

    • @Mecameron101
      @Mecameron101 2 роки тому

      Word bearers gal Vorbak clap custodes 🤣

  • @Vhite
    @Vhite 2 роки тому +3

    As for #2, it actually gets scarier and more nameless. Lexicanum has a short entry for so called "Daemon Behemoths". Basically demons that could just stomp Skarbrand, Rainmaker or any daemon primarch, and when manifested in the material world, they come titan-sized. As far as I know, there's not a single named one as they are pretty rare. They don't really belong to any of the chaos gods, though they can be affiliated with them, more as allies than servants. Summoning them is also incredibly difficult, which is why the named greater demons usually get all the fame. The only instance I know of was during the Siege of Terra, when Thousands Sons managed to summon couple of them together with Death Guard. They were described as hunched horned or antlered beasts, reminiscing the goat-like image of the devil of old religions, and none smaller than warhound titan. They were used as siege engines and focus for warp magic that Thousand Sons were using to literally melt walls, and it took a sortie of hundreds of custodians after they've been weakened by some White Scars psyker lightning stikes, because "ordinary" wall guns that could down titans could do no permanent damage to them.

  • @puuremungo6513
    @puuremungo6513 2 роки тому +9

    Majorkill is cosplaying a Custodes so hard, that he even wears a bannana shirt to a festival.

  • @brok56
    @brok56 2 роки тому +62

    Well good news. That one custodian saved The corpses of his bros, preventing The nids from getting that Genes of custodes.
    Could you guys imagine a tyranid with a sample of custodes dna.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому

      Imagine what would happen if a Kroot managed to consume to custodes DNA.

    • @justinhhp87
      @justinhhp87 2 роки тому +1

      I mean their halfway there considering they half space marine and grey knights seed

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 2 роки тому +4

      Aren't Custodes genetically descended from the Big E himself? Living beacons of his light, second only to his sons? Chances are the Emperor's light would simply disintegrate the Nid or Nids that consumed the Custodes DNA for daring to try and alter it

    • @brok56
      @brok56 2 роки тому +8

      @@justinhhp87
      Custodes have actual blood of the emperor in them, no lie.

    • @justinhhp87
      @justinhhp87 2 роки тому +5

      @@Red_Beard2798 you have enough spicy food, you can eventually stomach it

  • @AngelRG119
    @AngelRG119 2 роки тому +4

    It's amazing that Trazin have one solitaire in his museum.

  • @Curt-Kierangaming
    @Curt-Kierangaming 2 роки тому +13

    Been watching for about 6 months now and love the content, always brightens up my day hearing the lore vids you put up

  • @chrisaloo8301
    @chrisaloo8301 2 роки тому +2

    Holy shit he put my Terminator Lord up! I almost fell out of my chair seeing that! Thank you Majorkill! Made my day with that!

  • @quintonstevens3685
    @quintonstevens3685 Рік тому +2

    Would love a horror style story from the perspective of a chaos warband getting picked off predator style by custodians in the palace during the bloodgames.

  • @mpjohnd1234
    @mpjohnd1234 Рік тому

    rando: I thought you where dead
    Trezen: my death was greatly exaugurated

  • @DEATHSIMBRACE
    @DEATHSIMBRACE 2 роки тому +3

    of the C'tan all but 1 was broken into shards and split up but 1 was completely destroyed, Llandu'gor, the Flayer whos last act before annihilation was to curse the Necrons with the flayer virus.

  • @Shawaeon
    @Shawaeon 2 роки тому +40

    I'd say any kind of Dark Eldar. All their weapons are so sadistic.

    • @thorpsy100
      @thorpsy100 2 роки тому +1

      Ehh they're OK but they have trouble fighting Astartes. There's a story about Vect coming to power in the 36th millennium where the Astartes invaded Commoragh and did some serious damage with pretty acceptable losses.

    • @niadh5913
      @niadh5913 2 роки тому

      There's also a Horus Heresy/Great Crusade story about Space Wolves defending a world targetted by dark eldar raiders. The wolves won btw.

  • @shonklebonkle324
    @shonklebonkle324 2 роки тому +5

    The custodes are the most named characters in Warhammer as far as I know.

    • @secretlythreeducksinamansu3546
      @secretlythreeducksinamansu3546 2 роки тому +5

      That's why they are so tough. Big E noticed the exploit. If being named makes you invincible, then I'll make some soldiers and give them all several books worth of names each. Boom, hacked.

  • @L0CKD0WN34
    @L0CKD0WN34 2 роки тому +22

    From the recent novel "The Gate of Bones"
    We follow a Chadstodian and his fight against the arch traitors in support of papa Smurf.
    Spoilers.
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    He ends up fighting an entire war band with 4 of his brothers, sisters of battle, and some guardsman.
    Fights and is killed by a ancient Chaos Sorcerer in termi armour but his 2nd custodes brother avenges him immediately.
    I like the fact just cause you are named doesn't mean you won't get clapped.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 2 роки тому +2

      Dark Apostle not Sorcerer
      Sorcery doesn't require Psyker gene. Luther can summon Daemons even though he isn't a Psyker

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 2 роки тому

      @@christiandauz3742 that makes it even worse cuz dark apostles shtick is corrupting people into servants of chaos and summoning daemons that's it

  • @peaceful7007
    @peaceful7007 Рік тому +2

    I remember someone talking about a bunch of harlequins basically one shoting a bunch of custodes and even gotten close to the golden throne. So to sum it up...Clowns are horrifiying.

  • @clubvillian15
    @clubvillian15 2 роки тому +3

    Tyrnaids need a named character that's actually strong the swarmlord just isn't cutting it anymore.

  • @raxy0163
    @raxy0163 2 роки тому +8

    Awesome video mate, love it! As a fellow Custodes fan, do you know where the quote where Emperor would rather watch 1000 Space Marines die before one Custodes comes from? I need to shove this down my space marine friends throats, verbally

  • @dylanvickers7953
    @dylanvickers7953 2 роки тому +1

    You can’t count Sebastian Yarrick. The Ork’s believe he is the greatest warrior in the Universe, second only to the immortal Emperor himself. So, naturally, he has plot armor.

  • @danielwells1734
    @danielwells1734 2 роки тому +7

    Majorkill, I'm going to be building and painting a model of the "GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND" in the coming weeks. I'll send pics when it's done.
    If that works out, I'll consider buying all 18 Primarch models and paint them up nice too.
    😎

  • @sephiroaone-of-nine101
    @sephiroaone-of-nine101 2 роки тому +9

    The xenos need stories told about their custodes equivalents

  • @kriegsmanalpharius
    @kriegsmanalpharius 2 роки тому +4

    A Kriegsman with a shovel

  • @BigDaddyGAO
    @BigDaddyGAO 2 роки тому +2

    I love the originality of the names of your battlemace models.

  • @patrickbo2045
    @patrickbo2045 2 роки тому +2

    Was anyone else expecting Eversor's on this list?

  • @itsjustgeorgie1339
    @itsjustgeorgie1339 2 роки тому +2

    but when in doubt, if these absolute units fail... send in THE Sly Marbo!!

  • @Necronossoss
    @Necronossoss 2 роки тому +1

    Dawn of War Dark Crusade. My full army of Necrons got defeated by a Harlequin 2 if I remember. Still haunts me remembering it.

  • @itsalwaysfunnyinphiladelph8885
    @itsalwaysfunnyinphiladelph8885 2 роки тому +2

    Using a solitaire in 3rd edition was basically a cheat code.

  • @Speedy570
    @Speedy570 2 роки тому +4

    good content, its great to see your channel's growth btw

  • @bradleymartinez185
    @bradleymartinez185 2 роки тому +6

    This video has no business being this good. Really reminds me how powerful some non-named characters are (minus plot armor instances)

  • @torpidsrevenge
    @torpidsrevenge Рік тому

    Solitaires and harlequins as a whole are so underrated, absolutely badasses

  • @AlwaysReason
    @AlwaysReason 2 роки тому

    "They can throw literally anything at you" - do they have like a wish spell to do that?
    "...and then tea-bag you, ..." - do they have testicles?

  • @kendrickweeks3755
    @kendrickweeks3755 2 роки тому +3

    New to WH 40k lore always loved the universe and your videos have made me appreciate it way more but I must ask will you ever make a video about the drop site massacre? One thing I genuinely interested in hearing how it went down

  • @MrMASOS
    @MrMASOS 2 роки тому

    "unnamed god tier warriors"
    every custodian: am i a joke to you?

  • @kman2384
    @kman2384 2 роки тому +2

    I'd definitely buy a book about Jerry the guardsman vs the avatar of Khaine.

  • @vinnylatoria4478
    @vinnylatoria4478 2 роки тому

    Emps would let a fucken chapter die before letting a Custodes go. I love that so damn much

  • @golkor9879
    @golkor9879 2 роки тому +1

    Yes the custodes in master of mankind got half his brain ripped out and even his homie was like "yo I think he just doesnt know hes dead yet" but he survived. Very tough guys.

  • @jamesbelt799
    @jamesbelt799 2 роки тому

    It's nice seeing your collection grow behind you

  • @Nick-bk7es
    @Nick-bk7es Рік тому

    Regular way: You need to be pretty fucking badass to take on a Greater Daemon
    Chad Guardsman: "Just shoot it till there is nothing to shoot."

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 11 місяців тому

    I gotta say fam your channel has made me fall in love with the Warhammer 40k universe, won't be playing the actual game anytime soon. But your humorous commentary has helped me alot with the lore.

  • @jeremydaugherty3152
    @jeremydaugherty3152 2 роки тому

    You brought a Greater Demon as big as a house to the fight. We brought tanks. Lots of tanks. Catch the Sun Demon!

  • @tuahsakato17
    @tuahsakato17 2 роки тому

    Tzeentchian, Thousand Sons, and The Necron dynasties, and the golden bois with the bald silent badass silver bitches are my favorite factions

  • @dutchdoggo
    @dutchdoggo 2 роки тому

    Ive named every single one of my Crisis suits, they can now all 1v1 the entirety of the tyrranids ever in existance

  • @hugogarcia7885
    @hugogarcia7885 2 роки тому +1

    Liked the video, the custedes seem top badass in this bad ass universe... also a secretely eldar fan, those solitaires look amazing too, great job buddy! :)

  • @omegon2540
    @omegon2540 2 роки тому +2

    Name rule is more effective as a combo
    Mat ward with manus Calgar would permakill daemon primarchs and seal the great rift

  • @xdelite8082
    @xdelite8082 2 роки тому +1

    I see it the other way around. The soldier's are actual nightmares before they get their name

  • @ShinForgotPassxXx
    @ShinForgotPassxXx 2 роки тому +2

    To be fair, the setting is so overpowered that named hero characters that you dont even know about die by the tenthousands per hour in 40k

  • @oldmanaz.6811
    @oldmanaz.6811 2 роки тому

    10 bucks? From a necro head? You got some business headed your way.

  • @mandke23
    @mandke23 7 місяців тому

    The custodes vs millions of trynaids is just giga plot armour lmfao

  • @afqwa423
    @afqwa423 2 роки тому +3

    Ah yes, the most terrible Warp power of all:
    Plot armor.

  • @cheesybarbarian2867
    @cheesybarbarian2867 2 роки тому +3

    Great video, keep it up

  • @MultiTequilaSunrise
    @MultiTequilaSunrise 2 роки тому

    Usually just listen to videos, watching today, and I see that Dark Angels helm in the background AND BY THE LION IRON TARKUS NEEDS ONE IMMEDIATE!!!!!

  • @HandsomeLongshanks
    @HandsomeLongshanks 2 роки тому +1

    This video just makes me want to play my harlequin in Dark Heresy. I never got to play him because I moved but my GM was fully accepting of me playing a solitaire for the ascended campaign where everything is MUCH more brutal than DH already happens to be. I don't converse with the group but playing a silent character is so easy over discord as long as my GM can get my rolls lol

  • @poodlescone9700
    @poodlescone9700 Рік тому

    You forgot the supposed Man of Gold that fucked up some Chaos boarding party with lightning.

  • @xylzevercon196
    @xylzevercon196 2 роки тому

    My shark daddy and space elf death lord arrived today! Super excited to paint them!!

  • @saintsrecruit
    @saintsrecruit Рік тому

    makes you think that when considering the balance of space marines vs custodes, the present attributes of combat prowess, wisdom, whatever the custodes had in advantage over the space marines would loose out in the long run due to custodes being harder to recreate than space marines. one eventually surpasses the other as the best unit on a long enough time line

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 2 роки тому +1

    Sweet list today Majorkill

  • @fredericororiz6500
    @fredericororiz6500 2 роки тому +49

    Harlequins are really strong. They even breached into the imperial palace once, killing a buch of custodes on the way, just to deliver a message from Eldrad.

    • @ieatmice751
      @ieatmice751 2 роки тому +30

      Yeah I wouldn’t use that as a good example

    • @aatroxtheworldender9665
      @aatroxtheworldender9665 2 роки тому +31

      That was someeeee bullshit, ngl
      Harlequins shouldn’t be able to kill custodes like that

    • @bentalexranebundgaard4867
      @bentalexranebundgaard4867 2 роки тому +1

      They didn't kill any Custodes, thye *JUST* humilated some of them

    • @ausaralexander2627
      @ausaralexander2627 2 роки тому +8

      @@bentalexranebundgaard4867 honestly the space elves really needed a win so we’ll just let them have that one

    • @brianmoore4396
      @brianmoore4396 2 роки тому +17

      If it gets retconned to be a solitaire then I say it’s far game

  • @exuberance1134
    @exuberance1134 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve loved watching your channel evolve and community grow man. Keep doing you
    Also where’s the 1000 tanks vs a demon lord. I want to read it

  • @pipeline789
    @pipeline789 2 роки тому +6

    I live in Germany and I pay less for shipping from you from Australia, than from my neighbour country of Austria. That's insane.

    • @JasonM69
      @JasonM69 2 роки тому +1

      I pay less to get things from Australia to Canada then I do from USA To Canada. Some countries have terrible import/export laws.

  • @hrarreynal6682
    @hrarreynal6682 2 роки тому +1

    Love the minis, you should drop apparel tho. I would 100% cop a major kill hoodie

  • @JasonM69
    @JasonM69 2 роки тому +3

    Last time I was this early, she was upset.

    • @stealthy4741
      @stealthy4741 2 роки тому

      It's because you didn't pay tribute to slaanesh

  • @weallgrowuptodie2012
    @weallgrowuptodie2012 2 роки тому +3

    I am the man with no name
    Zapp Brannigan

  • @alpharius7222
    @alpharius7222 2 роки тому

    I bet u love making this majorkill

  • @Zuberei
    @Zuberei 2 роки тому

    I don't know if it would have as many views, but this same video with WHF would be great.

  • @aleksandrneprimerov278
    @aleksandrneprimerov278 2 роки тому

    Mechanicus Myrmidons are noted to be fucking scary and deadly, so they should be on the list too

  • @Sabcy2
    @Sabcy2 2 роки тому

    has one thousand tanks open fire on the daemon: there's no kill like overkill

  • @zealotmaster1
    @zealotmaster1 2 роки тому +1

    chuck norris round house kicked the four chaos gods into existence

  • @jarcuadanantus28
    @jarcuadanantus28 2 роки тому

    You get some sick ass Necron models in your range I'll certainly throw money at you.

  • @Troupe_Master
    @Troupe_Master 2 роки тому +2

    Solitair's are fucking badass

  • @harimaster3773
    @harimaster3773 Рік тому

    Just kind as a mini theory could the destruction of some of the Khtan have changed the laws of the universe which changed how real space and the warp interacted being a factor in the cause of chaos

  • @chupacabra304
    @chupacabra304 2 роки тому

    I don’t know anything that could survive 1000 tanks firing at it at once