Thought I may as well start off the year with a top 10 Only been 5 days and I'm already shilling... This is the way May as well shill harder, here is my Patreon which contains a lot of images you can jerk to : www.patreon.com/majorkill
@@jacksonandrews8714 You jest. But it's been stated a multitude of times that current Big E on the toilet is at the least, stronger than each of the 4 Big Lads. Together they come out on top. But right now he's the single strongest. This has been confirmed by most of the races in the series. Eldar Harliquins during the war of the beast in M32 talked about how Big E's power made Slaanesh look like child's play.
Can we all just appreciate how absolutely crazy cool the idea of Cegorach is? He is A CLOWN god who is in constant battle with a god ten times more powerful than him to protect the last vestiges of his race. Damn
There are nice comments in the Stringstirm music Prime Clown about how Cegorach is always laughing because he saw the final punchline of the Eldar Race.
also do not forget that him is the creator and protector of the black library One of the places with the greatest amount of information in the entire galaxy
@@eltonjohntubola3212 imo he's laughing because he sees the last punchline of chaos, and more specifically slaanesh, or because he's still alive even tho slaanesh is so much more powerful. One or the other in my headcanon
Well, yeah. If Tzeentch really wanted to win, he could have waited for the Webway project to be completed, allowed Magnus the Red to sit the Golden Throne, then exact his toll using him as a portal into a completed Webway thus invading and overrunning every world of the Imperium simultaneously.
@@409epic Not just that. Common believe is that Gork and Mork are, by far, the most powerful entities currently around. They could smash up tzeentch in no time, but, in true ork fashion, are too busy beating each other up
@@christiandauz3742 I do. But don't remember anything about Slaanesh or her Demons being a thing during the War in Heaven. Only that new eldar protagonists are Eldar Gods avatars/ reincarnations. Could you explain that to me?
@@michasalamon8315 The Necrons guarding the Ancient Gate said that they fought alongside the Eldar Empire against Daemons back in the War in Heaven. It is implied that Slaanesh was active back then or at least her Daemons It explains why the Necrons built the Pylons in the first place. Had they failed to do so in time Chaos would have conquered the Universe 65 MILLION YEARS ago!
@@christiandauz3742 Oh yeah. Now I remember. At first I thought he was talking about the deamons or "proto deamons" that were stalking/killing all the Old Ones during the war, but having Slaanesh acting or doing stuff in some natural or unconcious way makes sense. After all, Khorn, Nurgle and Tzeench were not active all the time too, but there were wars, schemes and sickness before them.
@@michasalamon8315 Daemons did exist and attack the Eldar and Necrons during the War in Heaven. Both factions at the height of their power couldn't beat the Daemons on their own This little bit of lore just made Chaos even more dangerous. As if the fact they lured the Tyranids into the Galaxy during the Heresy was bad enough!
@@mrfister1234 Kinda true but the Hive Mind also know how to fight when his troops are outnumbered (which is rare but can happen vs Orks ) or outpowered. After all one of the major aspect of Tyranids is that they can adapt to pretty much every situation.
Six Seconds Later.... Khorne defeats the two stupid Ork 'gods' along with Tzeentch, Malice, Slaanesh and merged shards of the Nightbringer and Deceiver Kharn then butchers Ghazghakull and his entire Waagh then destroys both the Sautekh Dynasty (Imothenk, Nemesor, Orikan) and Nihlak Dynasty (Trazyn) without dying once
I have this theory, in which there was only only one greenskin god Gorka-Morka. But he was too powerful for every other god so he split him self in two so he has always someone to fight with.
Its hard to deny the gods exist when they can literally come to your front door to molest you. Unless you're the emperor who doesn't believe in the them so hard it actively hurts
He doesn't believe in them so actively that somehow, somewhere in the warp, a God of Unbelief is sitting comfortably. No one knows it's name, for even if it had one, you wouldn't believe it.
He doesn't believe in religion or religious beliefs. He is aware gods exist and that religious belief empowers them while turning humans into a braindead mob. Like the dude before me said, that would have probably resorted in a god of atheism or in simply all gods disappear as the concept of gods and godhood was to be forgotten by humanity. Although that would have to be followed by also the erasure of the concepts forming said gods.
I mean not believing In demons doesn’t always mean not acknowledging their existence at all. As a very confident atheist myself I’d rationalize them as an extra dimensional species of animal. Classifying them how we do earthly animals wouldn’t make much sense so a new classification system would have to be made if you wanted to go that route. You can rationalize them as the complex, sentient reflection of pyschic energy.(depending on how that energy works it’s sometimes hard to not equate it with magic or religion but it can still be done) there are plenty of other ways, the specifics don’t matter. All that matters is that you don’t recognize them in a religious manner
@@redacted985 Hivemind actually strongest god, the shadow moves through and completely decimates everything in the warp. when the full might of the hivemind falls upon the galaxy ALL will be devoured, be it mortal or divine.
While the Void Dragon was the strongest C'tan during the War in Heaven, I think the Outsider grew to be more powerful due to the fact that it went mad and is one of the only C'tan that never got split into shards.
I also believe people overlook how powerful a C'Tan would have to be to literally consume OTHER C'Tan. And besides madness, did this leave The Outsider with essences of their power as well? That would make The Outsider unimaginably more powerful than the other C'Tan, with only madness serving as its main weakness. I'm not sure, but I believe it was alluded to that the Dyson sphere the Outsider rests within was build by the Outsider. The scale of the Dyson Sphere is larger than any other artifact in the galaxy by a huge margin. Its frightening to think how powerful and technologically knowledgeable The Outsider would have to be to build such a device. And I question how mad The Outsider really is if it could build such a machine and voluntarily retire.
Current 40k lore updates have basically confirmed that the new supercharged emperor is the single most powerful entity in the 40k universe. The ctan describe him as the most powerful weapon ever created, and the eldar claim that he is far more powerful than even the eldar gods at their prime
Feel like the Deceiver may have deserved a spot on here. A low spot, but he's still the being responsible for the war in heaven, forcing the old ones to create the eldar, indirectly creating all the eldar gods and Slaanesh.
Maybe he started the war, knowing that the eldar gods would be birthed so that he finally could hang with his best bud Chegorath (or however you write the clowns name)
Feels like the outsider should possibly rank higher than either the other C'tans due to him being the only C'tan not shattered. Also he ate a large number of other C'tan and we dont know if or by how much his power grew from this. Then again, I dont even remember anything in the current cannon that the Outsider have actually fought.
@@chuckwood3426 remember the list is based on the influence they have had on the galaxy. Maybe I'm just not read enough to know about it but I can't remember anything really notable the outsider did. The deceiver is much weaker than any of the gods on this list but considering he's involved in the creation of three of them I feel he deserves his spot.
@@ghj758 yes but it mostly that it left the galaxy, is a devourer and some people think ctan evolve at an incredible rate when prompted too. But apparently the outsider is in a giant reality bending prison.
The blood for the blood god mob are pretty strong across central asia and north africa and have spread infiltrators into everywhere else. Slaanesh cults are now invited to read to small children in schools and libraries and decriminalizing spreading AIDS. Tzeentch is still scheming and rubbing his hands while maintaining a base in the 1 bit of west asia that khorne doesn't hold and have infiltrated every other government. And papa nurgle rules the dragon kingdom and is prospering while his coof is ruining everyone else's nations.
@@kangkong6795 Go back to the flat earth you came from. You can link the gods to different branches of the US government just as easily. Xeench CIA, Kohrne Army, Nurgle DMV, Slanesh the spoiled Brat from Mar a Lago.
In that case the emperor should win The others use cosmical mambo jumbo to corrupt He just exists amd every human worships him..like damn thats an achievement
Khorne and Khaine teaming up to fight Gork and Mork would be pretty cool in my opinion. It probably won’t happen. But there’s nothing wrong with dreaming.
That would have to be the last thing they ever do with warhammer 40k because there'd be no fighting while all the gods of war take a bigass nap to recover. Warhammer 50K would just be 10k years of peace and 4X gameplay
@@BirdRaiserE Khaine, Khorne, Gork and Mork do not cause warfare and violence to happen, they gain their power from it, but they are not its universal cause.
@@maybach5787 well yeah i guess so, problem is that gork and mork probs wouldn't even be trying and be beating the christ out of eachother until the war gods annoy one of hem enough to murder them,though if the orc gods stopped bashing eachothers brains out for 0.5 seconds then fought the war gods they would just be having fun until they got serious and murdered the war gods
Malice is weak enough to be able to enter realspace. Sons of Malice get no blessings from Malice Gork and Mork aren't important in 40k unlike in Fantasy/Age of Sigmar
6:00 Yeah, reforge the god that tried to *MURDER THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES* , sounds like a plan so ridiculous that the space elves would commit to it. Asuryan separated the Material and Immaterial in order to stop the crazy murderhobo. The fact the Eldar even sacrifice someone to summon him means that a situation already crossed the Godzilla Threshold, to even consider unifying him would require a scenario that risked the immediate end of the Eldar.
@@crimsonitacilunarnebula well he is always scheming to win, but he can not allow himself to win, because that would be the end of his sick streak of gazillion years of scheming
I have a theory that gork and mork were originally two normal orks who just ended up being so much bigger and so much stronger that they ended up gaining legitimate veneration and that's how they became gods
I think that’s actually not as uncommon of a theory as you might think! It fits really well with the theory that orks evolve or devolve to fight whatever the current threat is, and that they could revolve into krorks IF they needed to. Mork and gork might’ve just been two orks that grew so strong it snowballed, just like you suggested!
It sounds like a fun theory. It could happen that an ork gets blessed so hard by Gork or Mork that every ork starts believing he is a god. And so by there power the ork becomes godlike.
That actually kind of makes sense. There are no mechanics for diplomacy or social action in the tabletop or dawn of war games. So all you can do is fight for fun, with all the gods and characters as tiny figures or pixels, and either you or your opponent could flip the table or stop the game at any moment by yourself and no character could do anything about it. But neither of you do because fighting is so much fun...the true ending to the universe will come when both Gork and Mork get bored fighting each other and can't find any other fun fights...
@@Cheese_Boi1986 No! Do you not see the error of your ways?! The Emperor is no god, and to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here. Compare our Emperor, radiant, beautiful, magnificent, to the ones considered gods in this galaxy! * Nurgle; a supernatural garbage bag. * Khorne; a paraplegic sociopath. * Tzeentch; an indecisive mollusk. * Slaanesh; never went to rehab. * Gork and Mork; literal mushrooms. * Khaine; Big Daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object. * Isha; supernatural garbage can. * Cegotach; a fcking CLOWN! * The Nightbringer; has no friends. * And the Deceiver; who just straight-up an idiot! (Malal doesn't exist) That you ever DARE to compare our Emperor to these filthy creatures is DISGRACEFUL! It is a title fallaciously forced upon him, to associate him with beings of lesser worth! NOH! Our great father is no god - he is a MAN! GLORY TO THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
Khorne arrives and beats the shit out of both of them Kharn kills Kaldor Draigo and then beheads Fuegan, taking his armor to Khorne's Realm without dying once
"YOU LOT WANNA FOIT?!" "WE'LL BREAK INTO YOUR PALACE, YA SCROWDER!" "GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF AND WEAR THEM ABOUT!" "I'LL SLAP YER SHIT I SWEAR ON ME SWORD"
When you think about it fully Gork and Mork being the most powerful makes sense. The orks were originally made to fight the necrons and the necrons back then were no joke. Hell the only reason why the orks are like the way they are now is because the were created only for war. And when it was over well things got out of hand.
Lol not sure where I heard it but the only reason why Gork and Mork fight each other is because there are no other beings strong enough to give them a good fight. I would say this mirrors the Orks as if Orks cant find a good enough fight they will just fight each other. I also think this is why blue tactical chos god doesn't want to get too powerful incase it comes to there attention.
it happend. Nurgle was making a plague to kill all the orks because they are naturaly incorruptible by chaos, so Gork and Mork paid him a visit. He is still eating by a straw.
Khaine will always be my soft spot. Shame his Avatars were made into literal jobbers. I remember the first time the Avatar of Khaine made its entrance into 40K was with the giant flaming war god incarnation breaking a Keeper of Secrets over the knee. BANE STYLE.
That moment when you realize that what is going on in the world at this very moment is probably because someone pissed off Nurgle and he is warming up slowly to go on a rampage and whup our asses...
Good list mostly, think Slaanesh is underrated because Slaanesh is far more seductive to civilized races than the other chaos gods. In terms of corruption of people I would argue Slaanesh is way ahead of the other gods of chaos.
Wait, correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Slaanesh was the one who defeated Khaine? Then Khorne got angry and challenged Slaanesh to a duel and defeated Slaanesh? Or did they retconned this lore to give more power to Khorne?
Yeah, I just checked the wiki, it seems like our Aussie mate here did a mistake: "Though their battle was vicious, Slaanesh had already absorbed the power of many billions of fallen Aeldari souls, and ultimately struck Khaine down. But before the Prince of Chaos could absorb the Aeldari god, Khorne, the chaos of War and Murder, battled Slaanesh for the power of Khaine, claiming the Aeldari deity as his property by right since they represented the same metaphysical forces."
@@hisyamhazmiharun8320 One of the Void Dragon shards was imprisoned on Mars. The Void Dragon was a Ctan god of technology, creating the Necron pylons and many other technologies. Coincidentally, over the next few millenia Mars became a highly technologically advanced society worshipping technology and wishing to essentially become human Necrons. Its been speculated in lore that the Void Dragon may be this machine god, making him the Omnissiah
I've been on a Majorkill 40k lore video binge for a few days now, basically over the New Year holiday and a couple days. These videos have really expanded my understanding of the 40k universe while Astartes and TTS introduced me to it. I have been mulling over a theory of late especially after Majorkill explained Ynnead and the whole Eldar last ditch plan to beat Slaanesh. If the Eldar do succeed in awakening Ynnead fully and defeating Slaanesh, what of some other Eldar gods supplanting the other Lords of Chaos. What if Isha is freed from Nurgle's imprisonment and either defeats him, imprisons him, or just balances him out to end his nonstop pandemic spree? What if Khaine's shards are all brought back together and Khaine kicks Khorne off of his skull throne? What if by some scheme or trickery Cegorach defeats and replaces Tzeentch?
Not necesarily in "size", but in strength/power. Every time a a god goes agaisnt them, they get squashed, badly. And thats the problem, they are squashed so easily that Gork/Mork can't bother to pay attention to them. It's not a real fight. Orks outnumber everything in the galaxy. Even more than Tyranids (tyranids don't kill each other like orks). 100% of that brutal mass is in complete fanatical religious frenzy for those exact two gods, mass that also happens to wield the power of imagination, in perfect tune with the demands of their gods. Unlike other gods that demand sacrifices, suffering, some sort of loss and abandonment one's self, what an orks wants, needs and desire, is exactly what feeds their Gork and Mork. The happier they are, the stronger the gods. Thats a prasing batery that any deity would envy.
I'd go with that but what about Tuska being reincarnated everyday for the entertainment of Khorne. They still fight every daemon every day so i presume Gork/Mork are still there and enjoying the show too... xD
I'd basically rank them based on who "won". Without any doubt Gork and Mork have won, meaning the galaxy is exactly in the state they want it to be, in an all out ragin war, a perfect playground for theyr children. Tzeencth also won, because the grat game delights him and the brewing state of different factions doing many things is what he needs to thrive. Khorne is another clear winer, because of caurse the god of violence would be a winner in the warhammer universe. So these 3 are kinda on the same level. Nurgle is a winner, but he is somewhat in between, because the galaxy is stagnating and rotting, but things sometimes change and new thing are born, so he is a winner but with an asterisc i'd say. Slaneesh is in "between", in a galaxy so vast there are definetly a lot of people who experience lots of pleasure but the overwhelming majority of them are in misery and the eldar will probably never go back to they giant orgies so... She far from winning and far from losing. Still Ynnead might slay her, so who knows. All the other gods have "lost", they are either in pieces or running away. Some might come back even stronger than before and change everything but GW won't do that for a loooooong time. I don't know if the tyrannid hive mind is a "god", but it's very close yes.
Thats a good vid as always but when you mentioned that tzeench was once the most powerful it was all the other three chaos gods attacking it. Once slaanesh was created by the eldar in the warp it had always existed as time works differently in the warp. It said that in an older eldar codex. The other gods shattered tzeenchs staff and if tzeench finds all the pieces it will be stronger again. It sent some demon to find the bits and all its followers are on the look out.
There's a theory that the Golden Throne is actually halting the Big E's regeneration, and if the throne was switched off or something, he'd regen back into the Emprah (I know I'm spelling it wrong, it's on purpose) and also that Abaddon is part of a prophecy and that's why he has ridiculous plot armour. He is supposed to break the throne and be the one that brings back the Emprah. I happen to think this is awesome and hope it's true. It would be amazing if Abby was successful in breaking the throne, but then Big Empz regens on the spot and spanks Abby, then explains to him that he was actually part of a prophecy to bring back Empz. This in turn has an effect on Abby and he becomes good again and is then a living saint.
I like to imagine that once in a while. Gork and Mork just bust into one of the chaos gods rooms and starts beating the everliving shit out of them. Before leaving by breaking out theough another wall.
I think you underestimate the impact of Slaanesh. She who thirsts has driven an the other gods mad and created the excess we see now in the setting. Recent source: wrath and rapture
"Slaanesh was not a fundamental aspect of emotion in life like Khorne, Nurgle and Titsnitch" WOT? Slaanesh seems to be the most easy to fall for; it is the god of excess, of seeking pleasure beyond all. How is that not a fundamental aspect of emotion?
Also(1 year later ik), Slaanesh gains power from every form of pleasure and satisfaction, what we are used to is just the extreme. All gods exist from the basic forms of what their known for, Khorne is anger, Nurgle is diseases, Tzeentch is knowledge ans technically change(including evolution) and Slaanesh is any form of joy or happiness. War, plagues, extreme forms of pleasures and whatever Tzeentch is suposed to be the extreme of, is just the worst part of it all. As they are also the gods of other things, like Nurgle is also the god of life and Slannesh is technically happiness.
I'd like to imagine that Gork and Mork are fighting like Goku UI vs Jiren in the Warp and sometimes stop to laugh at other gods and krump them. Green iz best!
I thought slanesh taking out most of the eldar would have been more noticeable, especially since she got the other chaos deities in line and shattered whatever sense the immaterium had
That was used to emphasize that even after eating trillions of eldaris she couldnt beat an extremely weakened khaine that had almost no worshippers and lost almost of all the potential one whem theh were eaten
there is surprisingly little about them, Baldemort talks about them in the end of his secret lore of the Orcs video, and how powerful they actually are, I watched that yesterday, and i too though they were just a joke, and not the fierce and unmatched beings they are, they are so powerful that, the only thing they can fight, is themselves........let that sink in, Orcs usually want to have a good fight, so it makes sense.
Can anyone answer this theory I've had in the back of my head? Orcs use their psychic power to improve their weapons, despite being made of scrap and random parts. They especially believe that paint schemes will make their tech better, Specifically yellow explosives creating a bigger boom. My question is: If any faction created a weapon to specifically launch yellow paint at orcs to make them collectively think they'll explode and destory themselves, would it work?
The Orc Gestalt field affects how the machine is meant to run, i.e. red warbikes will be faster. If you fired yellow paint at orcs they're not going to think they'll blow up they'll think their guns will have more explosive dakka. So you've just made their dakka more deadly to your own side.
@@adventarchivist5789 I mean sure you could, there is no point though. If you launched paint thinner now all you've done is make that war truck drive towards you a little bit slower. But it's still going to run you over regardless
I feel this does Slaneesh dirty. Slaneesh is indeed young, but every other chaos god is terrified of it. Slaneesh gains power from all-consuming, single-minded obsession, and EVERY chaos god and their legions represent the purest possible form of that kind of obsession in their various works. Thus, Slaneesh has by far the most potential of any of the ruinous powers, as the other chaos gods fear the strange and unique power that Slaneesh holds over them. Also, Khorne is the strongest and most aggressive chaos god and uniquely despises Slaneesh, and so wages an especially permanent and furious war against Slaneesh in the Immaterium at all times. Despite this, Slaneesh is holding its own and growing more powerful all the time.
Khrone gain pleasure from fighting with slaneesh -> pleasure -> slaneesh grows stronger. Evry chaos gods have their obsessions and Slaanesh can feed on everyone with obsession. I think he is really really scary. Slaneesh is really close to what Satan in the bible is. Evryone likes smth and slaneesh can use it.
It is hilarious that not only are Gork n Mork fighting to decide which one of them gets to Gork and which one gets to be Mork, but they also don’t know which one of them that they want to be. So they’re fighting over something that they don’t even know about.
If Im not saying complete bull Gork and Mork are 1 god who is Gorkamorka. He was just so bored out of his mind noone was strong enough to fight well after the War in Heaven, that he split himself in 2 to have someone to play with. Part of the reason why the Kroks devolved to Orks. If the Tyranids come in full force, he will have a propper playdate and pulll himself together. :D
* in the Warp* Slannesh: Hey Tzeentch, check it out, they're back! Tzeentch: Oh damn it, YOU AGAIN? What is it? * Camera pans to Gork and Mork wrestling while ignoring everything else*
6:55 Sacrilege... Blasphemy! HERESY!!! [The Inquisition wants to trace your location] ----- You can't defeat chaos Nurgle = The Entropy of the cosmos. It's pointless to fight the ever-increasing decay of the universe, you'll just waste energy you're going to lose anyway. You can give grandpa Nurgle a bath, but the smell won't go away, and the rot is already within you; Tzeentch = The Ambition in every mind. As long as there is any desire for change, any hope of progress, and pursuit of answers, the architect of fate will continue to scheme and play his games; Khorne = The Conflict between all life. All sentient life compete, fight and hunt each other for survival, resources, territory, etc. And from this eternal strife will flow the river of blood, hate and violence that the skull throne craves; Slaanesh = The journey to find happiness. Everyone wants to feel good, and many would rather feel pain than nothing at all. People are addicted to sensation, and the chase for the thrill won't end once Slaanesh buries their claws on your soul; -Malal- = True Despair. To hate Chaos is to hate the truth of this world, and to want it all destroyed forever, yourself with it, only the absolute death of all things will liberate us from the endless hells of this grimdark setting *that isn't even real*, a sick, twisted narrative written for the enjoyement of bored, jaded consumers. There's no point for anything at all. [Now the Inquisition REALLY wants to EXTERMINATUS our planet]
Yeah you are right but the Chaos gods are born from sentient life reaction and negative emotions toward those natural forces, not from those natural forces themselves. Plus the God Emperor is of course the God of Order and Reason, which is why the 4 Chaos god call him the "anathema" btw.
@@CarburetorThompson Yes. Yes he is. They just retconned his name to Malice instead of Malal due to some stupid copyright shenanigans, but yes he still exists.
I kinda want the Void dragon to wake up. Theoretically he could just turn off the warp, leaving Chaos trapped in hell, but more interestingly, Technically leave the Emperor powerless in terms of psionic power - because no warp means no warp powers, even for Big E. Keeping him right next door to Terra, on Mars, might not have been the Emperor's smartest idea, the Necrons already proved they could gain a foothold on Mars even with a relatively small dynasty.
Hey boss, love the gmg glasses that I bought with your promo code. Is there a possibility of a lore video on the great rift? I don’t really want to watch some monotone guy spend 5 hours failing to tell me why there’s a big hole in space. If it already exists then can someone put the link?
Basically during the War in Heaven the Old Ones changed the warp. It's theorised they either seperated the warp and reality or they turned it into a weapon making it the dangerous place it is today and causeing the birth of proto-daemons. When the Eldar murder-fucked Slaanesh into existance it tore a hole in space called the Eye of Terror. Basically the black hole at the centre of the galaxy. Either from energy building up from it's continual weaponisation, from the ever increasing numbers of psykers using powers especially in war, or in an attempt to re-merge itself with realspace; the warp has grown more and more volitile. During the war on Cadia the energy built up so much reality buckled and ripped, this rip is the Cicatrix Maledictum.
To put it in Australian. So there was this big arse war and these frog cunts fucked with the warp magic space place. It got all fucked up and angry and when the pointy ears started murder-fucking each other it copied. All that magical crap joined together into a god that stabbed its way into realspace. After a bit all the humans and other cunts kept fighting and it made the magic place copy them. It built energy up and up until it ripped through to realspace again using the Slaanesh hole like a priest would a young boys arsehole making rips where is couldn't fit. Those arsehole rips are the Great Rift.
Just got my first warhammer miniatures, been watching alot of videos, and just subbed. My first dedicated warhammer youtuber sub. Thought I'd tell you, good videos man
Do you have a video about the eldar gods and how they came about? I’m confused about the gods in 40 and fantasy, because I know the old gods were a thing can’t the c’tan, but who were the others?
I love to think that all the gods are trying to beat each other and then gork and mork are just smashing each other. At least we know that orks will never die and even if literally everyone else in the galaxy was dead orks would keep on living. Is there a time where tyranids fought the orks? Just wondering because if both are theororetically endless hordes then who would win?
To my knowledge they currently are in an entire sub sector and the imperium is eyeing worryingly as who ever wins will be more powerful than before and be a giant issue and so the imperium is sending in troops to make sure one side doesn’t win, well that’s to my knowledge at least
@@Monarch_Crown_Security Octarius war. I think some Inquisitor made it happen too, sent a hive fleet to fight the orks. Now the nids have an endless supply of biomass, and more and more orks come for the good scrap, getting BIGGA AN STRONGA while fighting. Also, there's a planet where an ork WAAAAGH went into the eye of terror for funzies and ended up on a Khorne planet. they fight and die only to be reborn to fight again the next day. Ork paradise.
Thought I may as well start off the year with a top 10
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can u maybe do a top 10 psykers including primarchs and god-like beings
Hey, having some issues joining the discord? Any help would be sweet as mate.
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The hive mind is basically a Zerg player
I’d rather live through the Horus heresy everyday then live in Australia
The “little E”? Yes inquisitor this man right here
WE HAVE ARRIVED ANDMIT IS NOW WE PERFORM OUR CHARGE
‘EZ NOT DAT BEEG
He is the GOD EMPEROR of MANKIND! The LARGEST AND GREATEST OF THEM ALL
More like Big E, heh. If you know what I mean.
@@jacksonandrews8714 You jest. But it's been stated a multitude of times that current Big E on the toilet is at the least, stronger than each of the 4 Big Lads. Together they come out on top. But right now he's the single strongest.
This has been confirmed by most of the races in the series.
Eldar Harliquins during the war of the beast in M32 talked about how Big E's power made Slaanesh look like child's play.
Can we all just appreciate how absolutely crazy cool the idea of Cegorach is? He is A CLOWN god who is in constant battle with a god ten times more powerful than him to protect the last vestiges of his race. Damn
Yeah I’ve always been a sucker for characters who fight guys much stronger than them with wits lol
There are nice comments in the Stringstirm music Prime Clown about how Cegorach is always laughing because he saw the final punchline of the Eldar Race.
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also do not forget that him is the creator and protector of the black library One of the places with the greatest amount of information in the entire galaxy
@@eltonjohntubola3212 imo he's laughing because he sees the last punchline of chaos, and more specifically slaanesh, or because he's still alive even tho slaanesh is so much more powerful. One or the other in my headcanon
Well, yeah. If Tzeentch really wanted to win, he could have waited for the Webway project to be completed, allowed Magnus the Red to sit the Golden Throne, then exact his toll using him as a portal into a completed Webway thus invading and overrunning every world of the Imperium simultaneously.
Can't win against brutal cunning and cunning brutality tho
hmmmm it feels like his smarts are developing smarts to develop smarts to make him dum qstall or deal with smarts
@@thedoomlord8618 Probably true since if Tzeench PWN'd humanity that hard there wouldn't be much left in the galaxy but Orkz
@@409epic Not just that. Common believe is that Gork and Mork are, by far, the most powerful entities currently around. They could smash up tzeentch in no time, but, in true ork fashion, are too busy beating each other up
@@thedoomlord8618 WAAAAAAGH
Majorkill (As usual): *"Guys Khaine is epic I swear"*
Slaanesh and her Daemons existed during the War in Heaven
I swear does nobody follow the Ynnari storyline
@@christiandauz3742 I do. But don't remember anything about Slaanesh or her Demons being a thing during the War in Heaven. Only that new eldar protagonists are Eldar Gods avatars/ reincarnations. Could you explain that to me?
@@michasalamon8315
The Necrons guarding the Ancient Gate said that they fought alongside the Eldar Empire against Daemons back in the War in Heaven. It is implied that Slaanesh was active back then or at least her Daemons
It explains why the Necrons built the Pylons in the first place. Had they failed to do so in time Chaos would have conquered the Universe 65 MILLION YEARS ago!
@@christiandauz3742 Oh yeah. Now I remember. At first I thought he was talking about the deamons or "proto deamons" that were stalking/killing all the Old Ones during the war, but having Slaanesh acting or doing stuff in some natural or unconcious way makes sense. After all, Khorn, Nurgle and Tzeench were not active all the time too, but there were wars, schemes and sickness before them.
@@michasalamon8315
Daemons did exist and attack the Eldar and Necrons during the War in Heaven. Both factions at the height of their power couldn't beat the Daemons on their own
This little bit of lore just made Chaos even more dangerous. As if the fact they lured the Tyranids into the Galaxy during the Heresy was bad enough!
The Hive Mind is basically a Korean SC2 Pro player playing Tyranids in a galactic scale Dawn of war .
That's kinda true except the hive mind only ever micro manages his hive tyrants and bio titans. The hive mind just attack moves the rest lmao
@@mrfister1234 if you had 200000 supply of tyranids while fighting hundreds of enemies with 200 supply max would you do anything different?
@@mrfister1234 Kinda true but the Hive Mind also know how to fight when his troops are outnumbered (which is rare but can happen vs Orks ) or outpowered. After all one of the major aspect of Tyranids is that they can adapt to pretty much every situation.
Don't you mean Zerg :)
@@koatam kinda? but no. he meant that if you put a zerg pro player in control of the entire tyranid race
Mork: "I wanna take a break for a day."
Gork: "Why?"
Mork: "To go beat up Khorne."
Six Seconds Later....
Khorne defeats the two stupid Ork 'gods' along with Tzeentch, Malice, Slaanesh and merged shards of the Nightbringer and Deceiver
Kharn then butchers Ghazghakull and his entire Waagh then destroys both the Sautekh Dynasty (Imothenk, Nemesor, Orikan) and Nihlak Dynasty (Trazyn) without dying once
@@christiandauz3742 And then Khorne wakes up from his deep sleep.
@@Divinemakyr
The Chaos Gods and Daemons were active during the War in Heavens forcing the Eldar Empire to ally with some Necrons
@@christiandauz3742 Cool lore, bro. Though I already knew this.
@@Divinemakyr
You follow the Ynnari storyline?
I have this theory, in which there was only only one greenskin god Gorka-Morka. But he was too powerful for every other god so he split him self in two so he has always someone to fight with.
Facts
This is a good one!
In AoS Gorka-Morka is one god with two head, this can just add to this theory
Maybe Gorka-Morka was from the time there were still Krorks. But without all the fun he splitted to have fun again.
So says the new profit of a Gork and a Mork !
Its hard to deny the gods exist when they can literally come to your front door to molest you. Unless you're the emperor who doesn't believe in the them so hard it actively hurts
He doesn't believe in them so actively that somehow, somewhere in the warp, a God of Unbelief is sitting comfortably. No one knows it's name, for even if it had one, you wouldn't believe it.
@@thegentleduck4277 the god of atheism a god who's power derives from the unbelief of god's the irony
He doesn't believe in religion or religious beliefs. He is aware gods exist and that religious belief empowers them while turning humans into a braindead mob. Like the dude before me said, that would have probably resorted in a god of atheism or in simply all gods disappear as the concept of gods and godhood was to be forgotten by humanity. Although that would have to be followed by also the erasure of the concepts forming said gods.
I mean not believing In demons doesn’t always mean not acknowledging their existence at all. As a very confident atheist myself I’d rationalize them as an extra dimensional species of animal. Classifying them how we do earthly animals wouldn’t make much sense so a new classification system would have to be made if you wanted to go that route. You can rationalize them as the complex, sentient reflection of pyschic energy.(depending on how that energy works it’s sometimes hard to not equate it with magic or religion but it can still be done) there are plenty of other ways, the specifics don’t matter. All that matters is that you don’t recognize them in a religious manner
“Gals”
It is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
nah bruh im the only gal here.....right?
@@snoox27 Sorry to break it to you, but now there are three of us!
They're multiplying like tyranids, we need to end this
*puts on thot-slayer armor*
Burn in holy fire!
No girls allowed! They are yukky.
@Jerome GOODRIDGE way to ruin it...
You know it’s a cool setting when people and make video titles like this
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The Hive Mind definitely does have a physical form: the entire Tyrannid species.
You could also argue that the shadow it creates in the warp is its warp presence, which is paradoxically the lack of a presence in the warp.
@@redacted985 good point, like an astronomical supervoid
@@redacted985 seems like an eldritch shadow maybe the hive mind maim brain n resides in the cool edlritch stuff space
@@redacted985 Hivemind actually strongest god, the shadow moves through and completely decimates everything in the warp. when the full might of the hivemind falls upon the galaxy ALL will be devoured, be it mortal or divine.
@@CM-hx5dp exept Gork and Mork cause hive mind is probably their shadow
While the Void Dragon was the strongest C'tan during the War in Heaven, I think the Outsider grew to be more powerful due to the fact that it went mad and is one of the only C'tan that never got split into shards.
I also believe people overlook how powerful a C'Tan would have to be to literally consume OTHER C'Tan. And besides madness, did this leave The Outsider with essences of their power as well? That would make The Outsider unimaginably more powerful than the other C'Tan, with only madness serving as its main weakness. I'm not sure, but I believe it was alluded to that the Dyson sphere the Outsider rests within was build by the Outsider. The scale of the Dyson Sphere is larger than any other artifact in the galaxy by a huge margin. Its frightening to think how powerful and technologically knowledgeable The Outsider would have to be to build such a device. And I question how mad The Outsider really is if it could build such a machine and voluntarily retire.
Current 40k lore updates have basically confirmed that the new supercharged emperor is the single most powerful entity in the 40k universe. The ctan describe him as the most powerful weapon ever created, and the eldar claim that he is far more powerful than even the eldar gods at their prime
Good. I would be sad if Big E wasnt the strongest
Link to the catan saying this
@@josephpa05 I don’t have the novels downloaded, but it’s from Belisarius Cawl: The great work. It’s a fragment from the Potentate
@@petesthename1588 how is he supercharged exactly?
@@MrPainterbob The sacrefice of thousands of osykers each day and the collective worship of the Imperium give him great power in the warp
Feel like the Deceiver may have deserved a spot on here. A low spot, but he's still the being responsible for the war in heaven, forcing the old ones to create the eldar, indirectly creating all the eldar gods and Slaanesh.
Maybe he started the war, knowing that the eldar gods would be birthed so that he finally could hang with his best bud Chegorath (or however you write the clowns name)
Feels like the outsider should possibly rank higher than either the other C'tans due to him being the only C'tan not shattered. Also he ate a large number of other C'tan and we dont know if or by how much his power grew from this. Then again, I dont even remember anything in the current cannon that the Outsider have actually fought.
@@chuckwood3426 remember the list is based on the influence they have had on the galaxy. Maybe I'm just not read enough to know about it but I can't remember anything really notable the outsider did. The deceiver is much weaker than any of the gods on this list but considering he's involved in the creation of three of them I feel he deserves his spot.
@@svahn1 Just putting it out there (pls correct me if im wrong) but isnt there a Theory about the outsider beeing the tyranid hive mind
@@ghj758 yes but it mostly that it left the galaxy, is a devourer and some people think ctan evolve at an incredible rate when prompted too. But apparently the outsider is in a giant reality bending prison.
2020 was just a warm up, this year the first chaos cults will pop up.
Anti Maskers are a Nurgle cult.
@@waynebimmel6784 yes we are to late
The End times are upon us
The blood for the blood god mob are pretty strong across central asia and north africa and have spread infiltrators into everywhere else. Slaanesh cults are now invited to read to small children in schools and libraries and decriminalizing spreading AIDS. Tzeentch is still scheming and rubbing his hands while maintaining a base in the 1 bit of west asia that khorne doesn't hold and have infiltrated every other government. And papa nurgle rules the dragon kingdom and is prospering while his coof is ruining everyone else's nations.
@@kangkong6795 Go back to the flat earth you came from. You can link the gods to different branches of the US government just as easily. Xeench CIA, Kohrne Army, Nurgle DMV, Slanesh the spoiled Brat from Mar a Lago.
Title should probably be , top 10 most *influential* gods of 40k
In that case the emperor should win
The others use cosmical mambo jumbo to corrupt
He just exists amd every human worships him..like damn thats an achievement
Khorne and Khaine teaming up to fight Gork and Mork would be pretty cool in my opinion. It probably won’t happen. But there’s nothing wrong with dreaming.
That would have to be the last thing they ever do with warhammer 40k because there'd be no fighting while all the gods of war take a bigass nap to recover. Warhammer 50K would just be 10k years of peace and 4X gameplay
@@BirdRaiserE Khaine, Khorne, Gork and Mork do not cause warfare and violence to happen, they gain their power from it, but they are not its universal cause.
@@SelfProclaimedEmperor But it would be a REALLY fucking cool battle though.
@@maybach5787 well yeah i guess so, problem is that gork and mork probs wouldn't even be trying and be beating the christ out of eachother until the war gods annoy one of hem enough to murder them,though if the orc gods stopped bashing eachothers brains out for 0.5 seconds then fought the war gods they would just be having fun until they got serious and murdered the war gods
Orcs make sense the power of imagination the strongest of them all, but malal is number 1 thanks to memes
Wrong as allways, Mrs.Bloody Marry
@@uncletzeentch2282 its the blue Barry god ? again pretending that he won agains kitten the baby sitter of the emperor
Malice is weak enough to be able to enter realspace. Sons of Malice get no blessings from Malice
Gork and Mork aren't important in 40k unlike in Fantasy/Age of Sigmar
@@chosenofkhorne2951 blue Barry, really? is that all u got, but then again Khorne asks for skulls not brains.
Zoomer God: Hmm, not sure if he even exists anymore. But I will give you a Black Library card, if you can tell me a good joke.
Korn empowered through women’s “red rages”........ wow .... i cannot unthink this now. Thanks majorkill
"The Daemons of Khorne are gonna eat you out like an ice-cream sandwich once your red rage begins."
@@phantomwraith1984 Bruva Alfabusa is a horrid YT Gremlin. I love that episode :D
I've been thinking of that for years.
That OneMindSyndicate dig was cold blooded. Lol
6:00 Yeah, reforge the god that tried to *MURDER THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES* , sounds like a plan so ridiculous that the space elves would commit to it. Asuryan separated the Material and Immaterial in order to stop the crazy murderhobo. The fact the Eldar even sacrifice someone to summon him means that a situation already crossed the Godzilla Threshold, to even consider unifying him would require a scenario that risked the immediate end of the Eldar.
I think you should make tzeentch number 1 in your weakest gods list too just because he is literally his own worse enemy
He has to be though because no one else is
@@chrislariviere2567 'cept for that small child that went through his maze though
@@chrislariviere2567 hes too busy fighting himself to fight others unless other s pick a fight dfirst?
@@crimsonitacilunarnebula well he is always scheming to win, but he can not allow himself to win, because that would be the end of his sick streak of gazillion years of scheming
I have a theory that gork and mork were originally two normal orks who just ended up being so much bigger and so much stronger that they ended up gaining legitimate veneration and that's how they became gods
I think that’s actually not as uncommon of a theory as you might think! It fits really well with the theory that orks evolve or devolve to fight whatever the current threat is, and that they could revolve into krorks IF they needed to. Mork and gork might’ve just been two orks that grew so strong it snowballed, just like you suggested!
No you’re completely wrong you need to dive deeper
So Ghazgkull might join em?!
It sounds like a fun theory. It could happen that an ork gets blessed so hard by Gork or Mork that every ork starts believing he is a god. And so by there power the ork becomes godlike.
In da beginnin', Mork krumped a git. Den he krumped anudda git. And den, he krumped anudda git. And den...
Gork and mork are just two friends playing the games
That actually kind of makes sense. There are no mechanics for diplomacy or social action in the tabletop or dawn of war games. So all you can do is fight for fun, with all the gods and characters as tiny figures or pixels, and either you or your opponent could flip the table or stop the game at any moment by yourself and no character could do anything about it. But neither of you do because fighting is so much fun...the true ending to the universe will come when both Gork and Mork get bored fighting each other and can't find any other fun fights...
you mean the man-emperor of mankind. He is no god, just a man! Like we!
He is by no means a man like us, he is immortal, he is the strongest psyker, but most importantly he protects, aquila sign out
You have been marked for death
@@Cheese_Boi1986 No! Do you not see the error of your ways?! The Emperor is no god, and to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here. Compare our Emperor, radiant, beautiful, magnificent, to the ones considered gods in this galaxy!
* Nurgle; a supernatural garbage bag.
* Khorne; a paraplegic sociopath.
* Tzeentch; an indecisive mollusk.
* Slaanesh; never went to rehab.
* Gork and Mork; literal mushrooms.
* Khaine; Big Daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object.
* Isha; supernatural garbage can.
* Cegotach; a fcking CLOWN!
* The Nightbringer; has no friends.
* And the Deceiver; who just straight-up an idiot!
(Malal doesn't exist)
That you ever DARE to compare our Emperor to these filthy creatures is DISGRACEFUL! It is a title fallaciously forced upon him, to associate him with beings of lesser worth! NOH! Our great father is no god - he is a MAN!
GLORY TO THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
@@indrickboreale7381 text to speech device reference
@@dacaptain842 Scones are sandwiches
Emperor: "best throne ever"
Kain: "YOU WANT A FIGHT MATE"
Khorne arrives and beats the shit out of both of them
Kharn kills Kaldor Draigo and then beheads Fuegan, taking his armor to Khorne's Realm without dying once
"YOU LOT WANNA FOIT?!"
"WE'LL BREAK INTO YOUR PALACE, YA SCROWDER!"
"GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF AND WEAR THEM ABOUT!"
"I'LL SLAP YER SHIT I SWEAR ON ME SWORD"
@@PlaceHolderMechanic I see you also studied 40k lore under tts
@@theotherbaratheon1895 tbh, 90% of the 40k lore i currently know are either through tts or grimdank
@@christiandauz3742 Kharn lost to Abaddon, the same dude who almost lost to an elderly Sigismund.
I serve only one God
And we call him Emperor
corpse emperor*
The man emperor would be so pissed at you for saying that
When you mean serve the Emperor, are you the Space Marine fanboy who goes "HERETIC" everytime?
@@werhnerd2773 like that inquisitor who headbutts the exterminatus button every now and then?
@@dembeku346 Yes and uses Exterminatus way too frequently
When you think about it fully Gork and Mork being the most powerful makes sense. The orks were originally made to fight the necrons and the necrons back then were no joke. Hell the only reason why the orks are like the way they are now is because the were created only for war. And when it was over well things got out of hand.
You forgetthat back then all of them where primarch level of power, imagine how powerfull gork and mork must have been
@@bananabeans5046 Gork and Mork in their prime back then when Krorks existed would make Malal canon again with their power and then beat him up
Lol not sure where I heard it but the only reason why Gork and Mork fight each other is because there are no other beings strong enough to give them a good fight. I would say this mirrors the Orks as if Orks cant find a good enough fight they will just fight each other. I also think this is why blue tactical chos god doesn't want to get too powerful incase it comes to there attention.
it happend. Nurgle was making a plague to kill all the orks because they are naturaly incorruptible by chaos, so Gork and Mork paid him a visit. He is still eating by a straw.
Khaine will always be my soft spot. Shame his Avatars were made into literal jobbers. I remember the first time the Avatar of Khaine made its entrance into 40K was with the giant flaming war god incarnation breaking a Keeper of Secrets over the knee. BANE STYLE.
That moment when you realize that what is going on in the world at this very moment is probably because someone pissed off Nurgle and he is warming up slowly to go on a rampage and whup our asses...
It won't be long before drop pods of the Death Guard or the Purge arrive to kill everyone on Terra.
Picture of the Hive Mind getting ready to devour the galaxy is scary as shit
Of course most powerful god is
THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
About that...
Yikes
Thanks mr fighter pilot
Well in 40k gods become more powerful the more worshippers they have, and the Ork and human ratio is completely one sided to the Ork's favour, so....
"the emperor can't directly challenge the chaos gods."
Meanwhile, in god blight: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Good list mostly, think Slaanesh is underrated because Slaanesh is far more seductive to civilized races than the other chaos gods. In terms of corruption of people I would argue Slaanesh is way ahead of the other gods of chaos.
Khorne is highly likely to corrupt too, tho. It's easy to give into rage when your whole purpose is to fight(space marines).
Wait, correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Slaanesh was the one who defeated Khaine? Then Khorne got angry and challenged Slaanesh to a duel and defeated Slaanesh?
Or did they retconned this lore to give more power to Khorne?
Yeah, I just checked the wiki, it seems like our Aussie mate here did a mistake:
"Though their battle was vicious, Slaanesh had already absorbed the power of many billions of fallen Aeldari souls, and ultimately struck Khaine down. But before the Prince of Chaos could absorb the Aeldari god, Khorne, the chaos of War and Murder, battled Slaanesh for the power of Khaine, claiming the Aeldari deity as his property by right since they represented the same metaphysical forces."
Yep, there are other inaccuracies in this video like the omnisiah one but probably majorkill is still new to wh40k and got the lore mixed up.
Yes you are right
Major Kill doesnt really know 40k lore that well
Same with other videos
@@hisyamhazmiharun8320 One of the Void Dragon shards was imprisoned on Mars. The Void Dragon was a Ctan god of technology, creating the Necron pylons and many other technologies. Coincidentally, over the next few millenia Mars became a highly technologically advanced society worshipping technology and wishing to essentially become human Necrons. Its been speculated in lore that the Void Dragon may be this machine god, making him the Omnissiah
I've been on a Majorkill 40k lore video binge for a few days now, basically over the New Year holiday and a couple days. These videos have really expanded my understanding of the 40k universe while Astartes and TTS introduced me to it. I have been mulling over a theory of late especially after Majorkill explained Ynnead and the whole Eldar last ditch plan to beat Slaanesh. If the Eldar do succeed in awakening Ynnead fully and defeating Slaanesh, what of some other Eldar gods supplanting the other Lords of Chaos. What if Isha is freed from Nurgle's imprisonment and either defeats him, imprisons him, or just balances him out to end his nonstop pandemic spree? What if Khaine's shards are all brought back together and Khaine kicks Khorne off of his skull throne? What if by some scheme or trickery Cegorach defeats and replaces Tzeentch?
"Khorne bus the God of War."
Kratos: Yeah?
I read somewhere that the other gods in the warp are like bugs in size comparison to gork and Mork
Not necesarily in "size", but in strength/power. Every time a a god goes agaisnt them, they get squashed, badly. And thats the problem, they are squashed so easily that Gork/Mork can't bother to pay attention to them. It's not a real fight. Orks outnumber everything in the galaxy. Even more than Tyranids (tyranids don't kill each other like orks). 100% of that brutal mass is in complete fanatical religious frenzy for those exact two gods, mass that also happens to wield the power of imagination, in perfect tune with the demands of their gods. Unlike other gods that demand sacrifices, suffering, some sort of loss and abandonment one's self, what an orks wants, needs and desire, is exactly what feeds their Gork and Mork. The happier they are, the stronger the gods. Thats a prasing batery that any deity would envy.
@@juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 oh yeah, you're right. Gork and Mork are just too crazy op due to all the happy little orks running around
I'd go with that but what about Tuska being reincarnated everyday for the entertainment of Khorne. They still fight every daemon every day so i presume Gork/Mork are still there and enjoying the show too... xD
I honestly didn't even think about gork and Mork. Thank you for enlightening me though.
I'd basically rank them based on who "won". Without any doubt Gork and Mork have won, meaning the galaxy is exactly in the state they want it to be, in an all out ragin war, a perfect playground for theyr children.
Tzeencth also won, because the grat game delights him and the brewing state of different factions doing many things is what he needs to thrive. Khorne is another clear winer, because of caurse the god of violence would be a winner in the warhammer universe.
So these 3 are kinda on the same level.
Nurgle is a winner, but he is somewhat in between, because the galaxy is stagnating and rotting, but things sometimes change and new thing are born, so he is a winner but with an asterisc i'd say. Slaneesh is in "between", in a galaxy so vast there are definetly a lot of people who experience lots of pleasure but the overwhelming majority of them are in misery and the eldar will probably never go back to they giant orgies so... She far from winning and far from losing. Still Ynnead might slay her, so who knows.
All the other gods have "lost", they are either in pieces or running away. Some might come back even stronger than before and change everything but GW won't do that for a loooooong time. I don't know if the tyrannid hive mind is a "god", but it's very close yes.
The God of demonitization was a perfect description
“Slaanesh is the youngest chaos god”
Wait a minute
Well, all the other Chaos gods existed BEFORE Slaanesh manifested, it just woke them up.
There's only one God and it's THE GOD EMPEROR OF MAN
I only know about the MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
The Emperor protects! And so must we.
Based Catholic
I am number 1 because I said so
@@dacaptain842 what happened to you not wanting to be worshiped as a god?
“Edging past Slaanesh” what a sentence I had to hear with my ears. Though usually I think you edge WITH Slaanesh.
Thats a good vid as always but when you mentioned that tzeench was once the most powerful it was all the other three chaos gods attacking it. Once slaanesh was created by the eldar in the warp it had always existed as time works differently in the warp. It said that in an older eldar codex. The other gods shattered tzeenchs staff and if tzeench finds all the pieces it will be stronger again. It sent some demon to find the bits and all its followers are on the look out.
There's a theory that the Golden Throne is actually halting the Big E's regeneration, and if the throne was switched off or something, he'd regen back into the Emprah (I know I'm spelling it wrong, it's on purpose) and also that Abaddon is part of a prophecy and that's why he has ridiculous plot armour. He is supposed to break the throne and be the one that brings back the Emprah.
I happen to think this is awesome and hope it's true. It would be amazing if Abby was successful in breaking the throne, but then Big Empz regens on the spot and spanks Abby, then explains to him that he was actually part of a prophecy to bring back Empz. This in turn has an effect on Abby and he becomes good again and is then a living saint.
"edging" past slaneesh
hehe
I like to imagine that once in a while. Gork and Mork just bust into one of the chaos gods rooms and starts beating the everliving shit out of them. Before leaving by breaking out theough another wall.
What if the empire started gathering shards of khaine, and somehow infused a couple hundred of them into the emporer?
isn’t malal also a part of the emperor? even just a little?
GORK AN MORK BEST GODS WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
There, that's him, Inquisitor
Da inquisiter gunna git krumped!
DATZ RID DA INQUISATAR IZ GONNA GOTZ KRUMP WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
RAGGHHHHHH WAGHHJHHHHHHH
I think you underestimate the impact of Slaanesh. She who thirsts has driven an the other gods mad and created the excess we see now in the setting.
Recent source: wrath and rapture
Isn’t that AOS lore
@@Oskar_W854 no it's both. It's not only lore from the old Slave to Darkness lost and damned but also from wrath and rapture.
"Slaanesh was not a fundamental aspect of emotion in life like Khorne, Nurgle and Titsnitch"
WOT? Slaanesh seems to be the most easy to fall for; it is the god of excess, of seeking pleasure beyond all. How is that not a fundamental aspect of emotion?
Because not everyone seeks to experience things up to eleven
You can only seek excess when you have enough to seek it. It’s not fundamental, it’s excess in nature.
Because not everyone is a filthy swinger
Also(1 year later ik), Slaanesh gains power from every form of pleasure and satisfaction, what we are used to is just the extreme.
All gods exist from the basic forms of what their known for, Khorne is anger, Nurgle is diseases, Tzeentch is knowledge ans technically change(including evolution) and Slaanesh is any form of joy or happiness.
War, plagues, extreme forms of pleasures and whatever Tzeentch is suposed to be the extreme of, is just the worst part of it all.
As they are also the gods of other things, like Nurgle is also the god of life and Slannesh is technically happiness.
I'd like to imagine that Gork and Mork are fighting like Goku UI vs Jiren in the Warp and sometimes stop to laugh at other gods and krump them.
Green iz best!
yes green FOR NECRONS
SOISOISOISOISOISOI
So the "overtake arch goal" of traveling to norway and sürprise buttseks arch still stands?
UA-cam beat him to it...
@@seanmccurdy80 Yea, hoping he comes back though...
I thought slanesh taking out most of the eldar would have been more noticeable, especially since she got the other chaos deities in line and shattered whatever sense the immaterium had
That was used to emphasize that even after eating trillions of eldaris she couldnt beat an extremely weakened khaine that had almost no worshippers and lost almost of all the potential one whem theh were eaten
I don’t even remember the laughing God’s name, I just think of him as “the Meme God”
No number 2 to match his position in this list
Honk god its better
Timmy: “BuT MajORkiLL Stephen Hawking is dead!”
Majorkill: “So is the Emperor”
Ha
I wouldn't mind hearing more about Gork and Mork.
there is surprisingly little about them, Baldemort talks about them in the end of his secret lore of the Orcs video, and how powerful they actually are, I watched that yesterday, and i too though they were just a joke, and not the fierce and unmatched beings they are, they are so powerful that, the only thing they can fight, is themselves........let that sink in,
Orcs usually want to have a good fight, so it makes sense.
Gork is brutal and kunnin', Mork is kunnin' and brutal. Now get bak to fightin'!
@@TenaciousSnail datz Kool, boss, but are dey Orks like uz or are dey da brain Boyz?
Can anyone answer this theory I've had in the back of my head?
Orcs use their psychic power to improve their weapons, despite being made of scrap and random parts. They especially believe that paint schemes will make their tech better, Specifically yellow explosives creating a bigger boom.
My question is: If any faction created a weapon to specifically launch yellow paint at orcs to make them collectively think they'll explode and destory themselves, would it work?
The Orc Gestalt field affects how the machine is meant to run, i.e. red warbikes will be faster. If you fired yellow paint at orcs they're not going to think they'll blow up they'll think their guns will have more explosive dakka. So you've just made their dakka more deadly to your own side.
@@callumcochrane7759 Thanks for the info. So this means a weapon shouldn't launch paint. But maybe paint thinner?
@@adventarchivist5789 I mean sure you could, there is no point though. If you launched paint thinner now all you've done is make that war truck drive towards you a little bit slower. But it's still going to run you over regardless
Didn't expect Gork and Mork but that one tickled me
I feel this does Slaneesh dirty. Slaneesh is indeed young, but every other chaos god is terrified of it. Slaneesh gains power from all-consuming, single-minded obsession, and EVERY chaos god and their legions represent the purest possible form of that kind of obsession in their various works. Thus, Slaneesh has by far the most potential of any of the ruinous powers, as the other chaos gods fear the strange and unique power that Slaneesh holds over them.
Also, Khorne is the strongest and most aggressive chaos god and uniquely despises Slaneesh, and so wages an especially permanent and furious war against Slaneesh in the Immaterium at all times. Despite this, Slaneesh is holding its own and growing more powerful all the time.
Khrone gain pleasure from fighting with slaneesh -> pleasure -> slaneesh grows stronger. Evry chaos gods have their obsessions and Slaanesh can feed on everyone with obsession. I think he is really really scary. Slaneesh is really close to what Satan in the bible is. Evryone likes smth and slaneesh can use it.
It is hilarious that not only are Gork n Mork fighting to decide which one of them gets to Gork and which one gets to be Mork, but they also don’t know which one of them that they want to be. So they’re fighting over something that they don’t even know about.
If Im not saying complete bull Gork and Mork are 1 god who is Gorkamorka. He was just so bored out of his mind noone was strong enough to fight well after the War in Heaven, that he split himself in 2 to have someone to play with. Part of the reason why the Kroks devolved to Orks. If the Tyranids come in full force, he will have a propper playdate and pulll himself together. :D
* in the Warp*
Slannesh: Hey Tzeentch, check it out, they're back!
Tzeentch: Oh damn it, YOU AGAIN? What is it?
* Camera pans to Gork and Mork wrestling while ignoring everything else*
6:55
Sacrilege...
Blasphemy!
HERESY!!!
[The Inquisition wants to trace your location]
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You can't defeat chaos
Nurgle = The Entropy of the cosmos. It's pointless to fight the ever-increasing decay of the universe, you'll just waste energy you're going to lose anyway. You can give grandpa Nurgle a bath, but the smell won't go away, and the rot is already within you;
Tzeentch = The Ambition in every mind. As long as there is any desire for change, any hope of progress, and pursuit of answers, the architect of fate will continue to scheme and play his games;
Khorne = The Conflict between all life. All sentient life compete, fight and hunt each other for survival, resources, territory, etc. And from this eternal strife will flow the river of blood, hate and violence that the skull throne craves;
Slaanesh = The journey to find happiness. Everyone wants to feel good, and many would rather feel pain than nothing at all. People are addicted to sensation, and the chase for the thrill won't end once Slaanesh buries their claws on your soul;
-Malal- = True Despair. To hate Chaos is to hate the truth of this world, and to want it all destroyed forever, yourself with it, only the absolute death of all things will liberate us from the endless hells of this grimdark setting *that isn't even real*, a sick, twisted narrative written for the enjoyement of bored, jaded consumers. There's no point for anything at all.
[Now the Inquisition REALLY wants to EXTERMINATUS our planet]
Yeah you are right but the Chaos gods are born from sentient life reaction and negative emotions toward those natural forces, not from those natural forces themselves.
Plus the God Emperor is of course the God of Order and Reason, which is why the 4 Chaos god call him the "anathema" btw.
Is malal/malice even still canon?
@@CarburetorThompson
Yes.
Yes he is.
They just retconned his name to Malice instead of Malal due to some stupid copyright shenanigans, but yes he still exists.
@@CarburetorThompson in his nonexisting reality peephole, everything is canon, except -malal-
Khaine is easily one of the coolest gods in warhammer
THIS LIST IS INCORECT KHORNE IS THE STRONGEST BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Techno blade
YOUZ A DAFT GIT
WAAAGH!!! FOR DA WAAAGH!!! GODZ
He secretly lusts for Slaanesh because she is the best of the chaos gods!
HERSEY
@@DBSG1976 this comment. Right here. Is why I pity Khorne.
So happy my two big green boys made the list
YEET starting the new year well already have another majorkill video! Fuck yes~!
i bet Sly Marbo would Beat Gork and Mork with his own Subtitles, without breaking a Sweat.
Sly Marbo is contractually forbidden from fighting gods to prevent major damage to the setting.
MajorKills new years resolution?
Go from saying "Guys and Gal" to "Guys and Gals,"
LETS GET THOSE VIEWERS PEOPLE!
the way he says Tzeentch is addicting!
"Tit Snitch"
Emperor: yeets nurgles garden into fire.
Isha runs with nurgle just so she's not completely burned up as a backup (may or may not have happened).
ORKS! ORKS! ORKS! ORKS!
Considering The BigE's cruelty, evils and incompetence, an eternity on the Golden Torture Chair is exactly what he deserves.
Playing big brained games is all part of the plan. What they do not know is Im actually rather stoopid? Or am I?
Shut it you creepy gooflord
Make me lololololol
*UNREASONABLE ANGRY GASMASK NOISES*
@@2based783 Ok that's enough, imma pack my things and go on a quest to smack the goofy out ya
You definitely are rather fucking stupid for allowing yourself to join AoS... Although it is fixing itself a little bit here and there.
I kinda want the Void dragon to wake up.
Theoretically he could just turn off the warp, leaving Chaos trapped in hell, but more interestingly, Technically leave the Emperor powerless in terms of psionic power - because no warp means no warp powers, even for Big E.
Keeping him right next door to Terra, on Mars, might not have been the Emperor's smartest idea, the Necrons already proved they could gain a foothold on Mars even with a relatively small dynasty.
Hey boss, love the gmg glasses that I bought with your promo code. Is there a possibility of a lore video on the great rift? I don’t really want to watch some monotone guy spend 5 hours failing to tell me why there’s a big hole in space. If it already exists then can someone put the link?
Basically during the War in Heaven the Old Ones changed the warp. It's theorised they either seperated the warp and reality or they turned it into a weapon making it the dangerous place it is today and causeing the birth of proto-daemons.
When the Eldar murder-fucked Slaanesh into existance it tore a hole in space called the Eye of Terror. Basically the black hole at the centre of the galaxy.
Either from energy building up from it's continual weaponisation, from the ever increasing numbers of psykers using powers especially in war, or in an attempt to re-merge itself with realspace; the warp has grown more and more volitile. During the war on Cadia the energy built up so much reality buckled and ripped, this rip is the Cicatrix Maledictum.
To put it in Australian.
So there was this big arse war and these frog cunts fucked with the warp magic space place.
It got all fucked up and angry and when the pointy ears started murder-fucking each other it copied. All that magical crap joined together into a god that stabbed its way into realspace.
After a bit all the humans and other cunts kept fighting and it made the magic place copy them. It built energy up and up until it ripped through to realspace again using the Slaanesh hole like a priest would a young boys arsehole making rips where is couldn't fit.
Those arsehole rips are the Great Rift.
@@kredonystus7768 you, sir, are a poet. Kudos 👏
@@john-doemcalias4759 thank you.
I don't like malice but it maybe deserves a place on the list for convincing gw that its not cannon any more.
when u so early u say hello: hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
The Emperor reaches his Peak power level in 50K
When you realise Khorne is empowered constantly by period blood:
_oh shit_
I knew it was gonna be gork and mork. KRUMP EM ALL
That's because they haven't introduced the great horned rat yet
Just got my first warhammer miniatures, been watching alot of videos, and just subbed. My first dedicated warhammer youtuber sub. Thought I'd tell you, good videos man
Expected the deciever on here since his actions caused the creation of the necrons eldar and orks
Do you have a video about the eldar gods and how they came about? I’m confused about the gods in 40 and fantasy, because I know the old gods were a thing can’t the c’tan, but who were the others?
I love to think that all the gods are trying to beat each other and then gork and mork are just smashing each other. At least we know that orks will never die and even if literally everyone else in the galaxy was dead orks would keep on living. Is there a time where tyranids fought the orks? Just wondering because if both are theororetically endless hordes then who would win?
To my knowledge they currently are in an entire sub sector and the imperium is eyeing worryingly as who ever wins will be more powerful than before and be a giant issue and so the imperium is sending in troops to make sure one side doesn’t win, well that’s to my knowledge at least
@@Monarch_Crown_Security Octarius war. I think some Inquisitor made it happen too, sent a hive fleet to fight the orks. Now the nids have an endless supply of biomass, and more and more orks come for the good scrap, getting BIGGA AN STRONGA while fighting.
Also, there's a planet where an ork WAAAAGH went into the eye of terror for funzies and ended up on a Khorne planet. they fight and die only to be reborn to fight again the next day. Ork paradise.
Just rewatched this,big E is now top.Showing up to Nurgles pad and starts burning shit.Nurgle shit himself
and here comes,the question of questions...THE QUESTION, can somehow Tzeench find a way to defeat GorkandMork?brain before strength???
Most likely already has in multiple ways and has already fucked himself over each time for the fuck of it.
All Tzeench would have to do is kill all the Orkz, tho, that is easier said then done.......
@13:30 best warhammer insight ever
Does Chaos like Cricket🏏🏏🏏
They don't like cricket, They love it...*(Hums Reggae)*
The Emperor of Man is not a god, nor will he ever be one.
He was born as a mortal and he will remain as a mortal.
Hence, he is a false god.
Great way to start the year - any chance you’ll do a vid covering Belisarius Cawl?
Now that we have talked about deities other then the god emperor himself, I'll will respectfully report myself to the nearest inquisitor
10:45 there, inquisitor !
I thought khaine when slaanesh was born also was put near his height of power as he is there god of murder and 90% of his ppl just got Merced