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  • The undisputed king of the observation Michael Mcintyre talks us through sharing a bed with your wife who puts on firework displays and people who steal the seats off public toilets.
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  • @msmith05
    @msmith05 5 років тому +1705

    I love that he never actually finishes a story, he just gets distracted and forgets about the last one

    • @feloniusgru8972
      @feloniusgru8972 5 років тому +27

      That's literally me

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks 5 років тому +21

      That would annoy me if anyone did that in real life
      I’m pretty sure I’d just start yelling at you

    • @barkley2824
      @barkley2824 5 років тому +138

      Just Toast he doesn't forget them - obviously, he's a comedian and all of his performance is scripted - but those are actually his transitions. they're subtle and seamless and they create that sort of chatty, tangential effect, but in fact they are very deliberate. i think it's very clever how he executes them in this particular way.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 5 років тому +42

      Just Toast Haha very true! I'm still waiting for him to tell us how the iPad started his weight loss regime

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 5 років тому +13

      It's as if a squirrel was doin jokes.. 🤣

  • @puppetsock
    @puppetsock 5 років тому +1606

    Give Michael Mcintyre more money. He's extremely funny but not offensive in any way. More of him please.

    • @leadaniel4236
      @leadaniel4236 5 років тому +53

      Relatable, everyday humour. Like you say not offensive, it's brilliant. Proper family man, I love him too ❤️

    • @baileyharris9172
      @baileyharris9172 5 років тому +20

      I thought he was one of the most well payed comedians

    • @clarebirschel4100
      @clarebirschel4100 5 років тому +18

      puppetsock he’s worth millions I doubt he needs any more! He is funny though

    • @abi.005
      @abi.005 5 років тому +7

      Agreed. I laugh so much

    • @jdc4316
      @jdc4316 4 роки тому +1

      Clare Birschel that’s not what he means by money lmao

  • @antonydandrea
    @antonydandrea 5 років тому +785

    I love how all of his content is literally just commentating real life. Literally what we all experience and do and its hilarious!

    • @alexandercummins
      @alexandercummins 4 роки тому +10

      Its called, observational comedy, quite popular in the UK amongst British comedians.

    • @Msspicy2011
      @Msspicy2011 4 роки тому

      Po

    • @m_d1905
      @m_d1905 4 роки тому +1

      @world peace George Carlin was better and way before Seinfeld.

    • @hawks8470
      @hawks8470 4 роки тому

      @world peace it might be but at least Michael is funny.

  • @lyndarogers9024
    @lyndarogers9024 2 роки тому +37

    My favourite comedian. Makes real life situations hilariously funny.

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 Місяць тому

      Him and "Fuffy" !
      You HAVE to watch "Fluffy" goes to India....
      At least ONCE in your life !
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 5 років тому +477

    I love how he talks about his wife probably the only comedian who doesnt slag their wife off for a cheap laugh.

    • @woodward_m8594
      @woodward_m8594 5 років тому +13

      Josh wolf doesnt slag off his wife. He's great too. Great storytelling about his life ;)

    • @rbanerjee605
      @rbanerjee605 5 років тому +4

      vivacious 730 josh wolf slags off his son.

    • @Roe97
      @Roe97 4 роки тому +12

      JOHN MULANEY!!!!

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ 5 років тому +227

    He would kill it in America !!! He’s insanely funny and accurate in all counts. I just discovered him and I’m in a binge watch

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 5 років тому +14

      And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 5 років тому +6

      And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

    • @niknak9361
      @niknak9361 4 роки тому +9

      Ngl Americans have a dry sense of humour. So you can’t take him because they won’t appreciate him. He is incredibly funny and amazing.

    • @leobowen-elliott9439
      @leobowen-elliott9439 4 роки тому +1

      Pure Bordem No, if anything, British people have dry senses of humour. Take The Office for example. The UK version is very subtle and sarcastic while the US version relies on loud and crazy characters, although both shows were good, and so is Michael McIntyre.

    • @sharkspeare2222
      @sharkspeare2222 Рік тому

      ​@@leobowen-elliott9439 You mean the "american version" because it's an originally English show and yes of course the americans can't make decent series without loud and mad charecters

  • @1toshi32
    @1toshi32 3 роки тому +25

    He was talking about the men pissing themselves laughing at his wife's night time antics. I was pissing myself laughing at the same time. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing. He is such a crack up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fujikoybanez5266
    @fujikoybanez5266 5 років тому +501

    😂😂😂 it’s 5am and I’m just binge watching his comedy acts

  • @teamcream8996
    @teamcream8996 3 роки тому +22

    I’ve only ever not been able to breathe 2 times:
    1. Whilst chocking on water
    2. When binge watching this man’s comedy

  • @Tmlatyoutube
    @Tmlatyoutube 15 годин тому +1

    He's so funny. Watching is addictive.😂

  • @8yuhg
    @8yuhg 5 років тому +110

    Omg the FaceTime thing is soooooo true for me! 😂

  • @Asa-df8kb
    @Asa-df8kb 5 років тому +101

    Warning; don't eat while you watch a clip with Michel, I choked on my biscuit and coffee......

  • @tower3899
    @tower3899 5 років тому +120

    That’s a funny comedian for you, when the audience is laughing so loud that you sometimes can’t even hear what he is saying 😂😂😂. I’m literally in tears.

  • @amioffenbacher-ferris8148
    @amioffenbacher-ferris8148 5 років тому +73

    Absolutely love Michael McIntyre!! Never has a comedian, slash that, gifted story-teller made me laugh so many times in one sitting. Would love to meet his wife some day, she must be a truly fantastic person!! 😊

  • @yvonneost12
    @yvonneost12 2 роки тому +12

    He is so bloody funny , I dont know if he makes his material up or has someone do it for him ~ but even remembering it all is amazing .

  • @minnamaarit
    @minnamaarit 4 роки тому +41

    He is soooo FUNNY!! My social distancing is going so well with him

    • @Jamie-lx7dj
      @Jamie-lx7dj 4 роки тому +1

      Lol this is even more for me cuz i saw him the other day cuz he lives on my street

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods 4 роки тому +14

    This man has me creased up in tears. Love him to bits.

  • @gloriapaddock4618
    @gloriapaddock4618 5 років тому +136

    Laughed till I cried. What a great comedian.😂😂😂😂

  • @JessLynch22
    @JessLynch22 5 років тому +132

    Gotta love Michaels comedy its great! 😂😂😂

  • @ER-uy7ct
    @ER-uy7ct 4 роки тому +15

    The only comedian who makes me laugh every time.

  • @kristenhart843
    @kristenhart843 5 років тому +48

    Seriously one of my favorite comedians on the planet!!😂😂😂

    • @AMack-wd6bi
      @AMack-wd6bi 4 роки тому

      Kristen- top 5 comedians ever?!!! 😉😊😊 Loooove him!!

  • @dreamhobbiz
    @dreamhobbiz 5 років тому +23

    Literally the only comedian who can light up my day. I wanna be just like him someday.

  • @jc9552
    @jc9552 5 років тому +20

    I love his sense of humor. It is spot on on stuff most of us can relate to and yet he keeps it clean.

  • @abornbuyer
    @abornbuyer 2 роки тому +5

    Answering the phone in the bath was hysterical because I could totally relate! Just like all of his other topics! And being from the US I haven't heard of golfers elbow but we have tennis elbow??? Binge watching Michael again to start my day with no sleep. He makes my day so much better!

  • @MaximumDivine
    @MaximumDivine 5 років тому +959

    His wife must have one helluva sense of humour cause she is always the butt of his stand-up.

    • @myjeanification
      @myjeanification 5 років тому +104

      She's laughing all the way to the bank

    • @magster41
      @magster41 5 років тому +28

      @@myjeanification dont be a twat

    • @lucypembroke8333
      @lucypembroke8333 5 років тому +18

      @@myjeanification You took the words right out of my mouth 😂😂

    • @8yuhg
      @8yuhg 5 років тому +53

      Yes she is very supportive and he still makes her laugh... she has said that why she married him lol 😂

    • @rosieglows
      @rosieglows 5 років тому +29

      They've been married for 16 years.

  • @diedriegibbs6938
    @diedriegibbs6938 5 років тому +30

    Oh my goodness he is HILARIOUS. Good Lord my makeup smudged because I'm crying laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 4 роки тому +11

    10:28
    This part about the public toilets in services is comedy gold 😂😂

  • @wafflhousee
    @wafflhousee Рік тому +5

    My kind of comedy. Things that really happen and Michael is able to put an hilarious spin on everything. He makes me laugh out loud! thank you Mr. McIntyre!!!!!!!!

  • @hannahmclaren9672
    @hannahmclaren9672 4 роки тому +13

    I love him. Makes me look at my life, and see everyone else is the same

  • @ruzahel6287
    @ruzahel6287 5 років тому +26

    When I didn’t have a phone, I had books and cartoons. They give me about the same level of entertainment.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 5 років тому +4

      And I ignored people about the same amount, maybe even more 😂

  • @mahimakalla1861
    @mahimakalla1861 2 роки тому +6

    He has been texting since he was born 🤣

  • @Ptr-NG
    @Ptr-NG 5 років тому +16

    The best of all of this is that Mike is always talking about real life experiences, to which almost everyone can relate to ...

  • @katienoor1988
    @katienoor1988 5 років тому +242

    Me to my friends
    “Do you think I’ve lost weight ”
    My friends: uhhh....kinda

  • @dongxuemo4090
    @dongxuemo4090 5 років тому +13

    I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts and I’ve got tears in my eyes

  • @sherylbrown6943
    @sherylbrown6943 5 років тому +16

    I love michaels humour , he’s hyperactive . 😂😂😂

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 3 роки тому +15

    I was meant to watch 1 skit before sleeping, 20 skits, two hours later and a sore gut from laughing 🤦‍♀️🤣.

  • @LadyLoraella
    @LadyLoraella 5 років тому +44

    'I say good morning to my phone before I say good morning to my wife'. My mom does this when she gets home, but with the dog. She spends like 15 minutes greeting and reassuring the dog and then to my dad she's just like 'hi.' and that's it.

  • @miamore5048
    @miamore5048 5 років тому +19

    "No,no Darling, quite the opposite" hahaha

  • @jaaanaaa8045
    @jaaanaaa8045 5 років тому +8

    Michael McIntyre is the funniest Comedian I have ever seen! 😂

  • @margaretclark56
    @margaretclark56 5 років тому +8

    Absolutely love the description at around 12.00 . I frequently check the last time when toilets were cleaned and think “ WHAT?” when I walk into a dirty disgusting toilet , that technically has just been cleaned. !!

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 5 років тому +8

    "I won" ,"It's clean..". 🤣 right!?
    YES!,..

  • @sienashawver6511
    @sienashawver6511 4 роки тому +2

    Thumb war ninja🤣🤣🤣that floored me

  • @kimleone5496
    @kimleone5496 13 днів тому

    I can understand the elbow... Doctor said I had tennis elbow but I can't play tennis. His routines make my day better

  • @donnamckinney7734
    @donnamckinney7734 13 днів тому

    Hi, you are hilarious! I'm an Anerican and I just found you about a month ago. I'm sharing you with everyone I know. I love to laugh and I'm not good at making others laugh. So, I share your videos!😂 You show off my great sense of humor 😂. You DO have a following here! Oh, and please DON'T cut your hair differently! It SO works!!!

  • @captainie1
    @captainie1 5 років тому +9

    Absolutely brilliant thank you for giving me such a great laugh

  • @nicolarollinson4381
    @nicolarollinson4381 5 років тому +11

    Best laugh i've had in ages. Love it 😁😁😁😁

  • @randysgurl1314
    @randysgurl1314 2 роки тому +1

    I have discovered Michael McIntyre & Tom Ball in the same week!!!
    Nice England!!!! WOW!!!!

  • @Shaylalalalayyy
    @Shaylalalalayyy 5 років тому +19

    Omg I was laughing so hard. This guy is awesome.

  • @tessab8038
    @tessab8038 5 років тому +107

    haha when i was ten my family's i-spy games got really intense with the answer being horizon, condensation, motion or sediment

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 5 років тому +17

      In the Netherlands the game is played by saying the colour of the object instead of the first letter. With two colourblind brothers I usually won.

    • @blizzard5993
      @blizzard5993 5 років тому +2

      Tessa B lol

    • @ash-ej3uh
      @ash-ej3uh 5 років тому +2

      I’m stealing these 😂

    • @sharonready5102
      @sharonready5102 5 років тому +10

      Tessa B..... my 6 yr old daughter came up with ‘tired swan ‘ once ! Yes there was a swan ....but tired ?? Hahahah

    • @2gooddrifters
      @2gooddrifters 5 років тому +2

      B P. Bald patch. That went down well.

  • @MyrJuhl
    @MyrJuhl 5 років тому +13

    Omg, I'm in tears. This is so funny :D

  • @bladgier
    @bladgier 5 років тому +2

    "I just frisby an iPod fuck off" tha destroyed me hahaah

  • @katsumi7012
    @katsumi7012 5 років тому +16

    8:14 it sounds like “你要干嘛啊” which means "what do you want"😂

  • @Divergent.Spirit
    @Divergent.Spirit 5 років тому +54

    I personally love Michael Mcintyre, don't know why there's so many haters down at the bottom.

    • @1funkyflyguy
      @1funkyflyguy 5 років тому +4

      Well, that's just were you'll usually find them.

    • @CarmelWox11
      @CarmelWox11 5 років тому +4

      They have no sense of humour :3

  • @pinkbutterflies1679
    @pinkbutterflies1679 5 років тому +35

    He’s so funny. I’m from the U.S. is this guy in any T.V. Or movies? If not he should be. 😂

    • @Sab.86
      @Sab.86 5 років тому +14

      He’s a British comedian.. he’s on tv shows here sometimes he has his own show too called the Michael McIntyre show it’s funny watch his live at the Apollo comedy performances they are hilarious

    • @sarahdickens9738
      @sarahdickens9738 5 років тому +6

      He's on British network TV a lot, but you can also find him on Netflix.

  • @hannahjohnsen1454
    @hannahjohnsen1454 Місяць тому

    The noises he made when he imitated his wife sleeping always remind me of Pengu the Penguin! Anyone else watched that show as kids?

  • @tatiannalunsford5241
    @tatiannalunsford5241 Рік тому +1

    He reminds me of Eddie Izard! He’s the funniest comedian Ive ever heard!!😂😂😂😂

  • @charmaccents6278
    @charmaccents6278 3 місяці тому

    Just found you tonight and you are hilarious! Thank you!

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ 4 роки тому +6

    Omfg! He's describing my sleep habits! Only, I wake myself up by burping. Lmfao!

  • @teddythespringer8117
    @teddythespringer8117 4 роки тому +2

    I wanna see his wife react to this 😂😂

  • @greenhippie5360
    @greenhippie5360 5 років тому +4

    LOL! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

  • @immortaljodi
    @immortaljodi 4 роки тому +4

    His bit about facetime is all too true now

  • @mariepaige7977
    @mariepaige7977 5 років тому +11

    He is hilarious 😆😆

  • @Dayholly86
    @Dayholly86 26 днів тому

    Come to the USA more, Michael! Please!!!

  • @allisonp71
    @allisonp71 5 років тому +3

    He is so funny! I want more videos 😁

  • @AcanthaRayneOakMoon
    @AcanthaRayneOakMoon 5 років тому +4

    So hilarious. One of my favourite comedians of all time. I was thinking during that last bit about loo seats.... that technically in the gents toilets, loo seats are only necessary less than half the time considering the first thing most men do on entering the loo, is to put the loo seat up lol

  • @lisarawlinson2049
    @lisarawlinson2049 4 роки тому +1

    In the bath..watching this 😂

  • @jakeriese4862
    @jakeriese4862 Рік тому +2

    Thanks

  • @glennreggie3036
    @glennreggie3036 5 років тому +12

    The new Jerry Seinfeld of situational comedy 😂😊👍🏽

  • @YooHooShy1
    @YooHooShy1 4 роки тому +16

    Me being far sighted only makes it hard to read for very long. The lines will vibrate and then blur as if my eyes are too tired to keep working. 😅The struggle is real. Glasses probably buy me a half hour more.

  • @lucysmith4328
    @lucysmith4328 5 років тому +195

    9:02 is it just me or when hes saying how is wife is mumbling in another language it sounds like shes talking in the sim language?

    • @FruitBowlsAreMyThing
      @FruitBowlsAreMyThing 5 років тому +6

      just you :P as an avid sim player it sounds nothing like simlish

    • @lucysmith4328
      @lucysmith4328 5 років тому +1

      @@FruitBowlsAreMyThing kk thx I never really play sims so like, idk

    • @DizzyDior12
      @DizzyDior12 5 років тому +3

      To me it sounds like Minions. 😂

    • @olliebonugli8881
      @olliebonugli8881 5 років тому

      I agree with Lucy Smith

    • @SingingWithWings
      @SingingWithWings 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucysmith4328 Sul sul! Glad to find another simmer here!

  • @anneldamorris
    @anneldamorris 5 років тому +5

    I love his comedy and with how long i have been watching his youtube clips i just now noticed that he explains things that we all know about for example the face time joke. I dont understand why he has to explain it.

  • @andreaboggs3126
    @andreaboggs3126 6 місяців тому

    Love this guy❤️

  • @chrissyandjanaable
    @chrissyandjanaable 5 років тому +13

    Omg he is brilliant man.Wow laughing is so good for the soul I need to laugh to keep me positive if that makes sense!!!!!!

    • @chrissyandjanaable
      @chrissyandjanaable 5 років тому +2

      I wished I had got ticket's to see him in NZ!!!!!!

  • @omardude39
    @omardude39 4 роки тому +4

    "that'd look quite nice at home, does that just screw off, does it?"

  • @tiarehenry7507
    @tiarehenry7507 5 років тому +4

    It's really hard not to laugh In The middle of the night

  • @PlainVlogs
    @PlainVlogs 5 років тому +29

    So fkn good 😂😂

  • @mimi8352
    @mimi8352 5 років тому +3

    He’s so funny!

  • @ryansreborns
    @ryansreborns 5 років тому +13

    I’ve had an iPhone since I was 4 years old 😂 I definitely think it was to shut me up

    • @Sam-oo1uo
      @Sam-oo1uo 5 років тому +7

      Terrible and lazy parenting. No child that young should have a phone.

    • @Candorsmayhem
      @Candorsmayhem 5 років тому

      Sam it's really no different than having a gameboy.

  • @Bunchoeves
    @Bunchoeves Місяць тому

    I've woken myself up by snoring So Many Times. I'm just as confused.

  • @Noah_The_Potato
    @Noah_The_Potato 5 років тому +40

    His wife talks in sims language when she sleeps

  • @beckymason6535
    @beckymason6535 5 років тому +2

    So bloody funny!!!

  • @cranium33333
    @cranium33333 5 років тому +57

    Michael is so funny. Can’t help but here Stewie Griffins voice from family guy! 🤣😂

  • @JustDeepSilence
    @JustDeepSilence 5 років тому +2

    His wife sounds like the og minions 🤣

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 3 роки тому +2

    English whit is funny, I know, my other half is a whitty English man, he has cracked me up every day since I met him without fail, so being English, whitty and MM, he just takes that fun to a whole new level 🤣.

  • @Chilcutte
    @Chilcutte 4 роки тому +2

    I use the Ferry Bathroom stall with no Lock* because it is always clean*

  • @feirouzefoufa3036
    @feirouzefoufa3036 5 років тому +1

    Night farts lol fireworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💥💣

  • @mandylam5439
    @mandylam5439 5 років тому

    I'm dead, people steal toilet seats?? The fuck goes on in London 😂😂😂

  • @jeanreynolds5003
    @jeanreynolds5003 Місяць тому

    Liveing in Germany for the last 60 years I REALLY MISS ENGLISH STAND UP COMEDY. don't surppose you can have every thing😢

  • @ИринаКузина-б7п
    @ИринаКузина-б7п 4 роки тому

    He is great!!!!

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 5 років тому +1

    I’m from earth and this guy is funny.

  • @zombiiedevil
    @zombiiedevil 4 роки тому

    I was born in 2006 and I played I spy and thumbwars all the time, I guess since my sister was born in the 90’s we had more old fashioned ways on entertainment.

  • @stonks9755
    @stonks9755 4 роки тому

    "i...... spy" xD

  • @shijoejoseph2011
    @shijoejoseph2011 10 місяців тому +1

    Why is the window open? Talk to me...
    Loo seats and socks in dryer...share an uncanny bond with each other!

  • @Liv.s05
    @Liv.s05 4 роки тому

    When he talked about the long sighted people it killed me I am long sighted and when he was like someone will be talking to you and you are like who are you go away then when they are a decent distance away u r like wait come back where r u going

  • @jamesdspaderf2883
    @jamesdspaderf2883 5 років тому +3

    08:46- how many of you immediately googled Mrs Michael McIntyre!

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou 5 років тому +83

    he just went on a huge tangent. hello i wanted to hear about ur weight loss

  • @susanorr8348
    @susanorr8348 25 днів тому

    My husband is the antithesis of his wife. Wakes himself up and wonders what happened. But he also scares the dogs. Little dogs curled up against our backs who then go bolt upright-what was that? OMG! Then they leave.

  • @MissteriousMisstress
    @MissteriousMisstress 5 років тому +57

    That thumbwar bit killed Meh.

  • @giselledsouza4073
    @giselledsouza4073 5 років тому +1

    I bet Michael always sleeps funny

  • @declansargent7813
    @declansargent7813 5 років тому +4

    The best