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  • The undisputed king of the observation Michael Mcintyre talks us through sharing a bed with your wife who puts on firework displays and people who steal the seats off public toilets.
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  • @msmith05
    @msmith05 5 років тому +1636

    I love that he never actually finishes a story, he just gets distracted and forgets about the last one

    • @feloniusgru8972
      @feloniusgru8972 5 років тому +25

      That's literally me

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks 4 роки тому +20

      That would annoy me if anyone did that in real life
      I’m pretty sure I’d just start yelling at you

    • @barkley2824
      @barkley2824 4 роки тому +125

      Just Toast he doesn't forget them - obviously, he's a comedian and all of his performance is scripted - but those are actually his transitions. they're subtle and seamless and they create that sort of chatty, tangential effect, but in fact they are very deliberate. i think it's very clever how he executes them in this particular way.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 4 роки тому +40

      Just Toast Haha very true! I'm still waiting for him to tell us how the iPad started his weight loss regime

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 4 роки тому +11

      It's as if a squirrel was doin jokes.. 🤣

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 4 роки тому +444

    I love how he talks about his wife probably the only comedian who doesnt slag their wife off for a cheap laugh.

    • @woodward_m8594
      @woodward_m8594 4 роки тому +12

      Josh wolf doesnt slag off his wife. He's great too. Great storytelling about his life ;)

    • @rbanerjee605
      @rbanerjee605 4 роки тому +4

      vivacious 730 josh wolf slags off his son.

    • @Roe97
      @Roe97 4 роки тому +11

      JOHN MULANEY!!!!

  • @puppetsock
    @puppetsock 5 років тому +1549

    Give Michael Mcintyre more money. He's extremely funny but not offensive in any way. More of him please.

    • @leadaniel4236
      @leadaniel4236 5 років тому +50

      Relatable, everyday humour. Like you say not offensive, it's brilliant. Proper family man, I love him too ❤️

    • @baileyharris9172
      @baileyharris9172 5 років тому +18

      I thought he was one of the most well payed comedians

    • @clarebirschel4100
      @clarebirschel4100 4 роки тому +15

      puppetsock he’s worth millions I doubt he needs any more! He is funny though

    • @abi.005
      @abi.005 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed. I laugh so much

    • @jdc4316
      @jdc4316 4 роки тому +1

      Clare Birschel that’s not what he means by money lmao

  • @antonydandrea
    @antonydandrea 5 років тому +741

    I love how all of his content is literally just commentating real life. Literally what we all experience and do and its hilarious!

    • @alexandercummins
      @alexandercummins 4 роки тому +10

      Its called, observational comedy, quite popular in the UK amongst British comedians.

    • @Msspicy2011
      @Msspicy2011 3 роки тому

      Po

    • @m_d1905
      @m_d1905 3 роки тому +1

      @world peace George Carlin was better and way before Seinfeld.

    • @hawks8470
      @hawks8470 3 роки тому

      @world peace it might be but at least Michael is funny.

  • @MaximumDivine
    @MaximumDivine 5 років тому +953

    His wife must have one helluva sense of humour cause she is always the butt of his stand-up.

    • @myjeanification
      @myjeanification 5 років тому +100

      She's laughing all the way to the bank

    • @magster41
      @magster41 5 років тому +28

      @@myjeanification dont be a twat

    • @lucypembroke8333
      @lucypembroke8333 5 років тому +18

      @@myjeanification You took the words right out of my mouth 😂😂

    • @8yuhg
      @8yuhg 5 років тому +52

      Yes she is very supportive and he still makes her laugh... she has said that why she married him lol 😂

    • @rosieglows
      @rosieglows 5 років тому +29

      They've been married for 16 years.

  • @Asa-df8kb
    @Asa-df8kb 4 роки тому +84

    Warning; don't eat while you watch a clip with Michel, I choked on my biscuit and coffee......

  • @1toshi32
    @1toshi32 2 роки тому +15

    He was talking about the men pissing themselves laughing at his wife's night time antics. I was pissing myself laughing at the same time. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing. He is such a crack up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katienoor1988
    @katienoor1988 5 років тому +238

    Me to my friends
    “Do you think I’ve lost weight ”
    My friends: uhhh....kinda

  • @lyndarogers9024
    @lyndarogers9024 Рік тому +15

    My favourite comedian. Makes real life situations hilariously funny.

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ 5 років тому +201

    He would kill it in America !!! He’s insanely funny and accurate in all counts. I just discovered him and I’m in a binge watch

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 4 роки тому +13

      And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 4 роки тому +6

      And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

    • @niknak9361
      @niknak9361 4 роки тому +9

      Ngl Americans have a dry sense of humour. So you can’t take him because they won’t appreciate him. He is incredibly funny and amazing.

    • @leobowen-elliott9439
      @leobowen-elliott9439 3 роки тому

      Pure Bordem No, if anything, British people have dry senses of humour. Take The Office for example. The UK version is very subtle and sarcastic while the US version relies on loud and crazy characters, although both shows were good, and so is Michael McIntyre.

    • @teaonrainyday888
      @teaonrainyday888 Рік тому

      ​@@leobowen-elliott9439 You mean the "american version" because it's an originally English show and yes of course the americans can't make decent series without loud and mad charecters

  • @tower3899
    @tower3899 5 років тому +111

    That’s a funny comedian for you, when the audience is laughing so loud that you sometimes can’t even hear what he is saying 😂😂😂. I’m literally in tears.

  • @fujikoybanez5266
    @fujikoybanez5266 5 років тому +493

    😂😂😂 it’s 5am and I’m just binge watching his comedy acts

  • @LadyLoraella
    @LadyLoraella 5 років тому +40

    'I say good morning to my phone before I say good morning to my wife'. My mom does this when she gets home, but with the dog. She spends like 15 minutes greeting and reassuring the dog and then to my dad she's just like 'hi.' and that's it.

  • @teamcream8996
    @teamcream8996 2 роки тому +9

    I’ve only ever not been able to breathe 2 times:
    1. Whilst chocking on water
    2. When binge watching this man’s comedy

  • @8yuhg
    @8yuhg 5 років тому +107

    Omg the FaceTime thing is soooooo true for me! 😂

  • @amioffenbacher-ferris8148
    @amioffenbacher-ferris8148 4 роки тому +63

    Absolutely love Michael McIntyre!! Never has a comedian, slash that, gifted story-teller made me laugh so many times in one sitting. Would love to meet his wife some day, she must be a truly fantastic person!! 😊

  • @minnamaarit
    @minnamaarit 4 роки тому +37

    He is soooo FUNNY!! My social distancing is going so well with him

    • @Jamie-lx7dj
      @Jamie-lx7dj 3 роки тому +1

      Lol this is even more for me cuz i saw him the other day cuz he lives on my street

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 3 роки тому +12

    I was meant to watch 1 skit before sleeping, 20 skits, two hours later and a sore gut from laughing 🤦‍♀️🤣.

  • @yvonneost12
    @yvonneost12 Рік тому +7

    He is so bloody funny , I dont know if he makes his material up or has someone do it for him ~ but even remembering it all is amazing .

  • @ruzahel6287
    @ruzahel6287 4 роки тому +23

    When I didn’t have a phone, I had books and cartoons. They give me about the same level of entertainment.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 роки тому +3

      And I ignored people about the same amount, maybe even more 😂

  • @tessab8038
    @tessab8038 5 років тому +107

    haha when i was ten my family's i-spy games got really intense with the answer being horizon, condensation, motion or sediment

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 4 роки тому +17

      In the Netherlands the game is played by saying the colour of the object instead of the first letter. With two colourblind brothers I usually won.

    • @blizzard5993
      @blizzard5993 4 роки тому +2

      Tessa B lol

    • @ash-ej3uh
      @ash-ej3uh 4 роки тому +2

      I’m stealing these 😂

    • @sharonready5102
      @sharonready5102 4 роки тому +10

      Tessa B..... my 6 yr old daughter came up with ‘tired swan ‘ once ! Yes there was a swan ....but tired ?? Hahahah

    • @2gooddrifters
      @2gooddrifters 4 роки тому +2

      B P. Bald patch. That went down well.

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 3 роки тому +5

    10:28
    This part about the public toilets in services is comedy gold 😂😂

  • @Ptr-NG
    @Ptr-NG 4 роки тому +14

    The best of all of this is that Mike is always talking about real life experiences, to which almost everyone can relate to ...

  • @gloriapaddock4618
    @gloriapaddock4618 5 років тому +132

    Laughed till I cried. What a great comedian.😂😂😂😂

  • @abornbuyer
    @abornbuyer Рік тому +3

    Answering the phone in the bath was hysterical because I could totally relate! Just like all of his other topics! And being from the US I haven't heard of golfers elbow but we have tennis elbow??? Binge watching Michael again to start my day with no sleep. He makes my day so much better!

  • @ER-uy7ct
    @ER-uy7ct 3 роки тому +10

    The only comedian who makes me laugh every time.

  • @diedriegibbs6938
    @diedriegibbs6938 5 років тому +28

    Oh my goodness he is HILARIOUS. Good Lord my makeup smudged because I'm crying laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @dreamhobbiz
    @dreamhobbiz 4 роки тому +20

    Literally the only comedian who can light up my day. I wanna be just like him someday.

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ 3 роки тому +5

    Omfg! He's describing my sleep habits! Only, I wake myself up by burping. Lmfao!

  • @jc9552
    @jc9552 4 роки тому +16

    I love his sense of humor. It is spot on on stuff most of us can relate to and yet he keeps it clean.

  • @-Nkk_Nxl_-
    @-Nkk_Nxl_- Рік тому +2

    My kind of comedy. Things that really happen and Michael is able to put an hilarious spin on everything. He makes me laugh out loud! thank you Mr. McIntyre!!!!!!!!

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods 3 роки тому +10

    This man has me creased up in tears. Love him to bits.

  • @miamore5048
    @miamore5048 4 роки тому +16

    "No,no Darling, quite the opposite" hahaha

  • @JessLynch22
    @JessLynch22 5 років тому +130

    Gotta love Michaels comedy its great! 😂😂😂

  • @hannahmclaren9672
    @hannahmclaren9672 3 роки тому +10

    I love him. Makes me look at my life, and see everyone else is the same

  • @kristenhart843
    @kristenhart843 5 років тому +43

    Seriously one of my favorite comedians on the planet!!😂😂😂

    • @AMack-wd6bi
      @AMack-wd6bi 4 роки тому

      Kristen- top 5 comedians ever?!!! 😉😊😊 Loooove him!!

  • @dongxuemo4090
    @dongxuemo4090 4 роки тому +11

    I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts and I’ve got tears in my eyes

  • @sherylbrown6943
    @sherylbrown6943 4 роки тому +15

    I love michaels humour , he’s hyperactive . 😂😂😂

  • @katsumi7012
    @katsumi7012 4 роки тому +16

    8:14 it sounds like “你要干嘛啊” which means "what do you want"😂

  • @mahimakalla1861
    @mahimakalla1861 2 роки тому +1

    He has been texting since he was born 🤣

  • @jaaanaaa8045
    @jaaanaaa8045 5 років тому +8

    Michael McIntyre is the funniest Comedian I have ever seen! 😂

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 4 роки тому +6

    "I won" ,"It's clean..". 🤣 right!?
    YES!,..

  • @margaretclark56
    @margaretclark56 5 років тому +6

    Absolutely love the description at around 12.00 . I frequently check the last time when toilets were cleaned and think “ WHAT?” when I walk into a dirty disgusting toilet , that technically has just been cleaned. !!

  • @Divergent.Spirit
    @Divergent.Spirit 5 років тому +54

    I personally love Michael Mcintyre, don't know why there's so many haters down at the bottom.

    • @1funkyflyguy
      @1funkyflyguy 4 роки тому +4

      Well, that's just were you'll usually find them.

    • @CarmelWox11
      @CarmelWox11 4 роки тому +4

      They have no sense of humour :3

  • @immortaljodi
    @immortaljodi 3 роки тому +3

    His bit about facetime is all too true now

  • @lucysmith4328
    @lucysmith4328 5 років тому +193

    9:02 is it just me or when hes saying how is wife is mumbling in another language it sounds like shes talking in the sim language?

    • @FruitBowlsAreMyThing
      @FruitBowlsAreMyThing 5 років тому +6

      just you :P as an avid sim player it sounds nothing like simlish

    • @lucysmith4328
      @lucysmith4328 5 років тому +1

      @@FruitBowlsAreMyThing kk thx I never really play sims so like, idk

    • @DizzyDior12
      @DizzyDior12 4 роки тому +2

      To me it sounds like Minions. 😂

    • @olliebonugli8881
      @olliebonugli8881 4 роки тому

      I agree with Lucy Smith

    • @SingingWithWings
      @SingingWithWings 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucysmith4328 Sul sul! Glad to find another simmer here!

  • @MyrJuhl
    @MyrJuhl 5 років тому +11

    Omg, I'm in tears. This is so funny :D

  • @nicolarollinson4381
    @nicolarollinson4381 5 років тому +10

    Best laugh i've had in ages. Love it 😁😁😁😁

  • @Shaylalalalayyy
    @Shaylalalalayyy 5 років тому +18

    Omg I was laughing so hard. This guy is awesome.

  • @captainie1
    @captainie1 4 роки тому +8

    Absolutely brilliant thank you for giving me such a great laugh

  • @greenhippie5360
    @greenhippie5360 5 років тому +4

    LOL! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

  • @sienashawver6511
    @sienashawver6511 3 роки тому

    Thumb war ninja🤣🤣🤣that floored me

  • @YooHooShy1
    @YooHooShy1 4 роки тому +16

    Me being far sighted only makes it hard to read for very long. The lines will vibrate and then blur as if my eyes are too tired to keep working. 😅The struggle is real. Glasses probably buy me a half hour more.

  • @mariepaige7977
    @mariepaige7977 5 років тому +11

    He is hilarious 😆😆

  • @Noah_The_Potato
    @Noah_The_Potato 5 років тому +40

    His wife talks in sims language when she sleeps

  • @pinkbutterflies1679
    @pinkbutterflies1679 5 років тому +32

    He’s so funny. I’m from the U.S. is this guy in any T.V. Or movies? If not he should be. 😂

    • @Sab.86
      @Sab.86 5 років тому +13

      He’s a British comedian.. he’s on tv shows here sometimes he has his own show too called the Michael McIntyre show it’s funny watch his live at the Apollo comedy performances they are hilarious

    • @sarahdickens9738
      @sarahdickens9738 4 роки тому +5

      He's on British network TV a lot, but you can also find him on Netflix.

  • @chrissyandjanaable
    @chrissyandjanaable 5 років тому +13

    Omg he is brilliant man.Wow laughing is so good for the soul I need to laugh to keep me positive if that makes sense!!!!!!

    • @chrissyandjanaable
      @chrissyandjanaable 5 років тому +2

      I wished I had got ticket's to see him in NZ!!!!!!

  • @allisonp71
    @allisonp71 4 роки тому +3

    He is so funny! I want more videos 😁

  • @lisarawlinson2049
    @lisarawlinson2049 4 роки тому +1

    In the bath..watching this 😂

  • @randysgurl7469
    @randysgurl7469 Рік тому

    I have discovered Michael McIntyre & Tom Ball in the same week!!!
    Nice England!!!! WOW!!!!

  • @bladgier
    @bladgier 4 роки тому

    "I just frisby an iPod fuck off" tha destroyed me hahaah

  • @mimi8352
    @mimi8352 4 роки тому +3

    He’s so funny!

  • @beckymason6535
    @beckymason6535 5 років тому +2

    So bloody funny!!!

  • @omardude39
    @omardude39 4 роки тому +3

    "that'd look quite nice at home, does that just screw off, does it?"

  • @AcanthaRayneOakMoon
    @AcanthaRayneOakMoon 4 роки тому +3

    So hilarious. One of my favourite comedians of all time. I was thinking during that last bit about loo seats.... that technically in the gents toilets, loo seats are only necessary less than half the time considering the first thing most men do on entering the loo, is to put the loo seat up lol

  • @tatiannalunsford5241
    @tatiannalunsford5241 5 місяців тому +1

    He reminds me of Eddie Izard! He’s the funniest comedian Ive ever heard!!😂😂😂😂

  • @anneldamorris
    @anneldamorris 4 роки тому +5

    I love his comedy and with how long i have been watching his youtube clips i just now noticed that he explains things that we all know about for example the face time joke. I dont understand why he has to explain it.

  • @glennreggie3036
    @glennreggie3036 5 років тому +10

    The new Jerry Seinfeld of situational comedy 😂😊👍🏽

  • @cranium33333
    @cranium33333 5 років тому +56

    Michael is so funny. Can’t help but here Stewie Griffins voice from family guy! 🤣😂

  • @tiarehenry7507
    @tiarehenry7507 5 років тому +4

    It's really hard not to laugh In The middle of the night

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 3 роки тому +2

    English whit is funny, I know, my other half is a whitty English man, he has cracked me up every day since I met him without fail, so being English, whitty and MM, he just takes that fun to a whole new level 🤣.

  • @PlainVlogs
    @PlainVlogs 5 років тому +29

    So fkn good 😂😂

  • @user-zj7cs2bc2i
    @user-zj7cs2bc2i 3 роки тому

    He is great!!!!

  • @declansargent7813
    @declansargent7813 5 років тому +4

    The best

  • @shijoejoseph2011
    @shijoejoseph2011 2 місяці тому +1

    Why is the window open? Talk to me...
    Loo seats and socks in dryer...share an uncanny bond with each other!

  • @teddythespringer8117
    @teddythespringer8117 3 роки тому +1

    I wanna see his wife react to this 😂😂

  • @rachelring2542
    @rachelring2542 5 років тому +6

    Yes!! Eye spy.

  • @stonks9755
    @stonks9755 3 роки тому

    "i...... spy" xD

  • @LPAh.973
    @LPAh.973 5 років тому

    Love it hahaha

  • @Chilcutte
    @Chilcutte 4 роки тому +2

    I use the Ferry Bathroom stall with no Lock* because it is always clean*

  • @JustDeepSilence
    @JustDeepSilence 4 роки тому +2

    His wife sounds like the og minions 🤣

  • @ryansreborns
    @ryansreborns 5 років тому +11

    I’ve had an iPhone since I was 4 years old 😂 I definitely think it was to shut me up

    • @Sam-oo1uo
      @Sam-oo1uo 5 років тому +6

      Terrible and lazy parenting. No child that young should have a phone.

    • @Candorsmayhem
      @Candorsmayhem 5 років тому

      Sam it's really no different than having a gameboy.

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 4 роки тому +1

    I’m from earth and this guy is funny.

  • @jakeriese4862
    @jakeriese4862 9 місяців тому +2

    Thanks

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou 5 років тому +82

    he just went on a huge tangent. hello i wanted to hear about ur weight loss

  • @Liv.s05
    @Liv.s05 4 роки тому

    When he talked about the long sighted people it killed me I am long sighted and when he was like someone will be talking to you and you are like who are you go away then when they are a decent distance away u r like wait come back where r u going

  • @feirouzefoufa3036
    @feirouzefoufa3036 4 роки тому +1

    Night farts lol fireworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💥💣

  • @jamesdspaderf2883
    @jamesdspaderf2883 4 роки тому +3

    08:46- how many of you immediately googled Mrs Michael McIntyre!

  • @Zombiiedevil
    @Zombiiedevil 4 роки тому

    I was born in 2006 and I played I spy and thumbwars all the time, I guess since my sister was born in the 90’s we had more old fashioned ways on entertainment.

  • @abirahmad4427
    @abirahmad4427 5 років тому +5

    Hesss gooooddd

  • @MissteriousMisstress
    @MissteriousMisstress 5 років тому +56

    That thumbwar bit killed Meh.

  • @neisham7478
    @neisham7478 5 років тому +1

    love ya

  • @karenc1733
    @karenc1733 4 роки тому

    You are sooooo in trouble with the Mrs!!!

  • @potatoeblade1165
    @potatoeblade1165 4 роки тому

    I can just imagine walking in my friends basement and seeing 10s of 100s of toilet seat just hanging out in a corner

  • @ivanolsen7966
    @ivanolsen7966 5 років тому +6

    8:11 ....... i've had a coughing fit after laughing too much .....l

  • @giselledsouza4073
    @giselledsouza4073 4 роки тому +1

    I bet Michael always sleeps funny

  • @cathiematthews1359
    @cathiematthews1359 5 років тому +1

    Lol 😂

  • @michellecourtney780
    @michellecourtney780 5 років тому +10

    I've had tennis elbow and I don't play tennis either.

  • @louiswilkins7461
    @louiswilkins7461 5 років тому +3

    Good stuff

  • @mandylam5439
    @mandylam5439 4 роки тому

    I'm dead, people steal toilet seats?? The fuck goes on in London 😂😂😂