Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Holidays | Michael McIntyre

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  • Опубліковано 14 чер 2024
  • The very best of Michael's jokes about holidays.
    #MichaelMcIntyre #Holidays #Comedy
    Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
    Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
    Twitter: @McInTweet
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  • @huuamai8151
    @huuamai8151 4 роки тому +2399

    I am 100% certain that this man chose this hairstyle specifically to compliment his headbobbling hahaha. Perfect.

    • @mathewcobb9443
      @mathewcobb9443 4 роки тому +16

      Chris Fuentes seriously though hahah

    • @einat1622
      @einat1622 4 роки тому +23

      I have the same thought when watching him :-)

    • @niko1483
      @niko1483 4 роки тому +11

      Lol 😂 I am certain!

    • @claire_317
      @claire_317 4 роки тому +8

      I can't look away😂😂

    • @lilylontum5870
      @lilylontum5870 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly what i was thinking too as i watched

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 4 роки тому +1125

    What impresses me most about Michael's performances is the lack of maliciousness. I know many comics like to have an 'edge' and often a particular target in mind (I'm not knocking that - it makes a lot of people happy). Some comics are deliberately offensive (I'm not knocking that, either), but Michael seems able to take any topic imaginable and make people laugh just by smothering it with joy.
    What a great way to earn a living. :-)

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 4 роки тому +47

      Yes. He says the most relateable things and is so jolly, hard not to love

    • @007kash007
      @007kash007 4 роки тому +13

      Yes he's not like fat comedian making fat jokes or a woman making sexost jokes

    • @susanclements9168
      @susanclements9168 4 роки тому +26

      He's brilliant very talented man clean humour.

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 4 роки тому +11

      I like my humour dark, the more it offends the better, but his wholesome humour is just perfect

    • @jenlovesjesus
      @jenlovesjesus 4 роки тому +23

      Well said! Michael Mcintyre is hilarious without having to be cruel to others. He's the funniest comedian I've seen since Robin Williams.

  • @gregoryalbert6020
    @gregoryalbert6020 4 роки тому +643

    Totally true - 7 days too short, 14 too long. 10 is perfect

  • @evatarida
    @evatarida 4 роки тому +392

    Except the fridge! We trust the fridge!!!

  • @the_scottishemo3882
    @the_scottishemo3882 4 роки тому +388

    a stand up comedian that's funny and knows what's going on

  • @colletteedwards1455
    @colletteedwards1455 2 роки тому +60

    He's easily one of the very best comedians in the world. He always makes me laugh. A comic genius and a stylish one too. So unique.

  • @deborahdanielson8901
    @deborahdanielson8901 3 роки тому +53

    It’s July 2020. 5 months of quarantine and unbearable news, I’ve moved on to only comedy. Very grateful for Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican, Fluffy and all the other comedians who keep me laughing. Thank God for comedy😂🎉😂🎉. If the world ends, at least I’ll die laughing😂

  • @berniekennedy9793
    @berniekennedy9793 4 роки тому +81

    The knife in the toaster & reviews Near pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑

    • @mplwy
      @mplwy 4 роки тому +4

      I have tears from it right now!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @marcusrakyat8891
    @marcusrakyat8891 4 роки тому +141

    Michael’s always my family favorite to have a good laugh 😂. He my idol now. Love ❤️ from Malaysia 🇲🇾.

  • @yuccalyptus
    @yuccalyptus 4 роки тому +35

    One of the most funniest men alive. I laughed so much it hurts. 🤣😂

  • @robabob1001
    @robabob1001 11 місяців тому +3

    I love Michael, easily my favourite comedian. He absolutely gets people and their lives.

  • @peterjd5689
    @peterjd5689 4 роки тому +16

    He is the funniest comedian ever!!! How does talk so quickly. He manages to personify appliances and spices and sports. He just makes me happy. Who are the people who review toasters on Amazon? Genius!!!

  • @ingrid2029
    @ingrid2029 4 роки тому +333

    The Star wars joke should've gotten more laughs😂😂😂

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 роки тому +2

      BB?

    • @buenoexcellente5364
      @buenoexcellente5364 4 роки тому +3

      i agree

    • @evang94
      @evang94 4 роки тому

      @@BarterTom This gig was way before the sequel trilogy dude.

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 роки тому

      Ev Gallagher I know, I’m making a joke.

    • @TheRestlessRider
      @TheRestlessRider 4 роки тому +1

      Ev Gallagher not before the original lol

  • @sh8736
    @sh8736 4 роки тому +146

    So am sitting down to write my toaster review on Amazon and think I know let’s have some UA-cam playing in the background....... and incase your interested I gave it 3 stars cos even on the lowest setting the toast was very brown.....Michael!

  • @stnicholas54
    @stnicholas54 4 роки тому +27

    7.39 - "I'm not even staying at this hotel" ...... hahahahahahaha

  • @alfiestrong2151
    @alfiestrong2151 4 роки тому +120

    The last joke about the umbrellas is quality

    • @clarkpatient7950
      @clarkpatient7950 4 роки тому +4

      But.. you dont move the umbrellas... you move the chairs..

    • @RTDanceTV
      @RTDanceTV 4 роки тому +5

      Ollie Clark someone’s been watching frankie boyle

  • @izzyzzo1130
    @izzyzzo1130 4 роки тому +267

    I read a review once which was
    “ there was a double bed and me and my boyfriend would have to share a bed and I was pregnant after” 🥴🥴

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 роки тому +30

      That’s either 5 stars or 1 star.

    • @simple.stuffs
      @simple.stuffs 4 роки тому +8

      @@fenhen it is a 6 star

    • @ZeroThe0ne
      @ZeroThe0ne 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not here to talk about this comment. I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!

    • @petitmu7702
      @petitmu7702 3 роки тому +2

      This guy puts me in good mood and comfort everytime! Thx a million

  • @wenchekarlskov1423
    @wenchekarlskov1423 4 роки тому +17

    He is the best comedian ever😂😂😂

  • @songangte29
    @songangte29 4 роки тому +92

    "You'll be slapped all day!"

  • @TheRoxen92
    @TheRoxen92 4 роки тому +37

    This man is the best!!! I always have the urge of touching his hair 😂😂😂😂

  • @snoor8111
    @snoor8111 4 роки тому +26

    10/10 Michael McIntyre. Wishing you all the success in the World!!!! Your biography was heart touching Live long Thank you thank you thank you😁🥳🥳🥳

  • @bezzerwizzer6448
    @bezzerwizzer6448 4 роки тому +9

    I love him ! The most brilliant comedian in the world. 👍💕

  • @lindab8397
    @lindab8397 3 роки тому +17

    Laughed so much ,,,,,,, going to watch another . I am addicted to michaels humour 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @seema-sx3cn
    @seema-sx3cn 4 роки тому +17

    OMG the last joke it was hysterical just the way he was moving 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RacingPepe
    @RacingPepe 4 роки тому +86

    Writing a review is the part I'm the most excited for once I get home :( I collect folders and business cards from the hotels I visit, I try to take nice pictures from every angle before I settle in with my bags and I take pictures of the dishes I order. It's so much fun to help hotels and restaurants better their services because some do actually read and respond to every single comment they receive.

    • @DragonLuver44
      @DragonLuver44 4 роки тому +6

      I'm a Travel Consultant and I do that too.

    • @rhig4081
      @rhig4081 4 роки тому +8

      I just like reading the bad reviews.

    • @evatarida
      @evatarida 4 роки тому +3

      Me too!
      I always have the template: location, ambiance, foods, facilities, and price.
      And then I always close it with my recommendations.

    • @TerriblePerfection
      @TerriblePerfection 4 роки тому +4

      Some places already have so many that I don't bother. I made a special point to review a wonderful health food restaurant in Cyprus because the caring owner mentioned that she didn't know if it would stay open much longer due to lack of local support. When I checked a year later, I was thrilled to see that it was still there.

  • @wylancslass
    @wylancslass 4 роки тому +69

    I am a sad case! I unplug everything, apart from the fridge, every single day when I leave for work lol.

    • @Bubbsmaster
      @Bubbsmaster 4 роки тому +15

      You trust the fridge!

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 4 роки тому +18

      I reviewed my toaster online. Now it has a public reputation to maintain, and I can leave it plugged in, too.

    • @wylancslass
      @wylancslass 4 роки тому +4

      @@LynxSouth Hahaha love it!

    • @user-ef8iq2gt2p
      @user-ef8iq2gt2p 4 роки тому +4

      You are not alone, darling!

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 роки тому

      I don't like leaving electronics left on. I leave on what needs leaving in, so fridge, freezer and Internet. I usually keep plugs in the socket but the socket turned off for other electronics.

  • @hollyhocks7360
    @hollyhocks7360 4 роки тому +12

    I love his little dance routine.

  • @Shorty-uh9ks
    @Shorty-uh9ks Рік тому +1

    His hair man, I love it😂

  • @lenajesse
    @lenajesse 4 роки тому +33

    Thinking during the first joke: "I unplug everything, every day..."😳😄

    • @nikiryan8648
      @nikiryan8648 4 роки тому

      gives me a $35 a month electric bill.

  • @laragubbels7934
    @laragubbels7934 4 роки тому +29

    Brilliant as always 😂

  • @littlejannacz5199
    @littlejannacz5199 4 роки тому +16

    It took me good 20 minutes to watch throught this video because of the breaks for laughing 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!

  • @chusssMusic
    @chusssMusic 4 роки тому +6

    Hilarious!! I am able to understand British accent because of watching this for long.

  • @favoritesme9861
    @favoritesme9861 4 роки тому +18

    Brilliant!

  • @niko1483
    @niko1483 4 роки тому +9

    OMG!!! I love this man! I look at him every night ....he’s the best antidote for depression! I want to fly to NY to see you in February and can’t get a ticket!

  • @Orangecatinahoodie
    @Orangecatinahoodie 3 роки тому +5

    His hair has so much personality!

  • @nourelmasry9104
    @nourelmasry9104 4 роки тому +87

    Okay, does anyone else think that when he mimicks others he sounds like Severus Snape, I mean ' unacceptable in capitals' sound like something he would say just to piss people off..

    • @chelseawould8275
      @chelseawould8275 4 роки тому +1

      ♥️♥️♥️

    • @gamingwithcallum6087
      @gamingwithcallum6087 3 роки тому

      Nope

    • @rorymckernan8502
      @rorymckernan8502 3 роки тому +1

      That is brilliant. It does sound a bit like Snape, yes your right. When he is doing, the impression of people on Trip Advisor, moaning. 'Two ice cubes in a Diet Coke'. It does sound a bit like him. 😂😂😂
      'unacceptable in capitals '. I actually read that in Snape's voice as well. 😂😂😂
      That is actually something Snape would probably do, if he ever stayed at a hotel or if he was a hotel manager.
      He'd be taking 50 points from every staff member for their bad work and giving them a months detention. 😂😂😂
      And the guests, don't get me started, if you left your apartment in a mess. 'AVADA KEDAVRA'

  • @Marykaification559
    @Marykaification559 Рік тому +1

    How I love Michael ❤️❤️❤️

  • @NadiaRoberts93
    @NadiaRoberts93 4 роки тому +47

    One day I’ll be able to afford tickets to go watch you live. One day 😍

    • @raymondjames1341
      @raymondjames1341 4 роки тому +3

      I'd happily pay for you to go to one of his shows 🙂

    • @hotbambi2010
      @hotbambi2010 4 роки тому

      Nadia they are not that expensive

    • @Witchezcat
      @Witchezcat 4 роки тому +3

      Nadia did @Raymond James pay for you to go in the end ? The nation needs to know lol

    • @leilacuthbertson
      @leilacuthbertson 3 роки тому +1

      I’m 13 but my parents said they’ll take me next year when I’m old enough

    • @charliekate9949
      @charliekate9949 3 роки тому

      Onna is My dog there shouldnt be an age limit to laugh but im 12 i understand i

  • @sasinipolwatta5547
    @sasinipolwatta5547 4 роки тому +5

    He is amazing

  • @LivvyHackett
    @LivvyHackett 4 роки тому +6

    The sun umbrella story is so god-damn relatable, I used to have to do that all the time

  • @MalReaver
    @MalReaver 6 місяців тому +1

    OMG of all the comedians past and present Micheal makes me laugh the hardest!!!

  • @conniebruckner8190
    @conniebruckner8190 4 роки тому +16

    Been binge watching MMs videos and he's the best since George Carlin. Commenting on common every day life situations, and pointing out how ridiculous some things are.
    He is very observant. A witty philosopher.
    Applause, applause!

  • @Darkiie
    @Darkiie 4 роки тому +14

    Guy at 7:25 tried to swallow the entire planet earth with his laugh.

  • @shadyavich4595
    @shadyavich4595 Рік тому +1

    So relatable at the beginning where he says about unplugging everything except the fridge, that is so true!! 😂🤣

  • @starunicorn2404
    @starunicorn2404 3 роки тому +2

    I love it when his hair bounces😂

  • @domkaye1838
    @domkaye1838 4 роки тому +4

    We do trust the fridge 😂

  • @debbiehenri345
    @debbiehenri345 3 роки тому +92

    He has the unfortunate position of looking, dressing and sounding like a British politician - and I think this makes him all the funnier when presenting any joke.
    Michael turned up in recommendations a couple of days ago (a mystery to me, as I have no TV), and I've been lapping up these videos ever since.

    • @lindab8397
      @lindab8397 3 роки тому +7

      Debbie Henri me I can’t get enough of him, we can all recognise what he is saying from his e everyday situations....... only when HE says it, you realise what silly humans we are lol 😂

  • @necymamaril3735
    @necymamaril3735 4 роки тому +95

    OCD, check the stove twice or 3 times before leaving the house.

    • @user-ef8iq2gt2p
      @user-ef8iq2gt2p 4 роки тому +4

      Oh lord! I nearly shake off the door knobs before leaving for EVERY TIME

    • @lindastone3278
      @lindastone3278 3 роки тому +1

      My mother was OCD and unplugged most things every time we left the house and then down the road she panicked thinking she forgot to unplug something and we would have to go back.

  • @juliehill9247
    @juliehill9247 4 роки тому +4

    Please come to Portland, Oregon so I can see you - you rock mr !!

  • @nourelmasry9104
    @nourelmasry9104 4 роки тому +5

    as an Egyptian who lived in both England and Dubai for two years I can relate😂😂

  • @johnfurniss4175
    @johnfurniss4175 Рік тому +1

    No bad language and still brilliant 👌

  • @fenlandwildlifeclips
    @fenlandwildlifeclips 3 роки тому +1

    Stealing from Breakfast? Me? ‘Course I do. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 3 роки тому +1

    So true Chris 👍.

  • @danellyatt9842
    @danellyatt9842 4 роки тому +16

    You move the sunbeds, not the umbrella!

  • @byronbunny8488
    @byronbunny8488 4 місяці тому +1

    Funny guy, good middle class family comedy 😂

  • @matthewthomson6126
    @matthewthomson6126 3 роки тому +4

    2:50 "Which is why I've given it 3 stars after much deliberation"🤣🤣

  • @sarahrenfrow9795
    @sarahrenfrow9795 3 роки тому +2

    And, for me, it’s always the fridge that goes!!!

  • @HiyaEverybody.
    @HiyaEverybody. Місяць тому +1

    All good but the toaster review character was pure class 😂

  • @K8TPOCKET
    @K8TPOCKET 2 роки тому

    Watch this every first night on holiday with my holiday cocktail on the balcony, it’s become one of my holiday tradition😂

  • @kmetzz1
    @kmetzz1 4 роки тому +3

    He is just SOOOO funny! Hee hee

  • @feisdee1
    @feisdee1 4 роки тому +3

    Cannot. Stop. Laughing!!

  • @tbxsallis
    @tbxsallis 4 роки тому +6

    two ice cubes in a diet coke lol

  • @keanehgz
    @keanehgz 4 роки тому +20

    To be fair, D2 would be close to C3

  • @thetruth1733
    @thetruth1733 4 роки тому +3

    So funny when we go on holiday and unplugging appliances 😂 hits home so accurately

  • @euanahickman2898
    @euanahickman2898 4 роки тому +9

    Good video

  • @froggies2986
    @froggies2986 4 роки тому +4

    1:55 toast rant!

  • @Amarah4600
    @Amarah4600 4 роки тому +20

    We unplug everything in our household every night before going to bed

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 роки тому +3

      You should also do that before leaving for work

    • @crashingdown6924
      @crashingdown6924 4 роки тому +1

      Let me guess' not the fridge?

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 роки тому +4

      @@crashingdown6924 no, we TRUST the fridge

    • @ronnieince4568
      @ronnieince4568 4 роки тому

      @Alexander Baratheon no it us the cleaners who tend to do this to plug in their vacuum cleaner -that explains the high death rate in the bed next to the power point. !!!

  • @user-ht9oc7gw1f
    @user-ht9oc7gw1f 3 роки тому +5

    Lol I thought this was going to be about Christmas but I realized “holidays” mean vacations in this case.

  • @melanie2048
    @melanie2048 3 роки тому +3

    Michaels voice and his hair are a huge distraction 😂😂

  • @moonviolet27
    @moonviolet27 4 роки тому +18

    Amazing comedian! Does he tour in America???

  • @stuartforster208
    @stuartforster208 4 роки тому

    The umbrella 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethtrudgill3567
    @elizabethtrudgill3567 3 роки тому +2

    My family goes to Crete for holidays and we always say two weeks isn't enough.

  • @devolinedits4481
    @devolinedits4481 3 роки тому +9

    Our honeymoon didn’t come with lunch option and stealing is exactly what me and hubby did. Like a team, it was honestly the best

  • @frank2000
    @frank2000 4 роки тому +1

    So true haha

  • @shirleyabbottpoetry6181
    @shirleyabbottpoetry6181 3 роки тому +1

    10 days? I can barely last 3🤣

  • @sharrondebby7950
    @sharrondebby7950 3 роки тому +1

    Aww I miss having these problems

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS1942 4 роки тому +1

    Very funny man.

  • @dace8828
    @dace8828 4 роки тому

    I lost it at the unicorn bit

  • @ARCAMARC
    @ARCAMARC 4 роки тому +1

    So damn good LAUGH

  • @KathyGraves1
    @KathyGraves1 4 роки тому +2

    Don’t make fun of me that way!!! 😜

  • @cottoncandy4486
    @cottoncandy4486 2 роки тому +1

    This so so true, I actually emptied the whole fridge and unplugged it. Called me paranoid.But then again gone from for 6 weeks

  • @cjp592
    @cjp592 Рік тому

    I like how posh he seems but have so many relatable experiences. I feel like he and I have very similar thought process. 😂

  • @stefanistefanova5707
    @stefanistefanova5707 Рік тому

    Let me be like one of those people who leave reviews and say that you are the best comedian in the world! 🙌😀

  • @pains1956
    @pains1956 3 роки тому

    Jajajaja Excellent!!

  • @melindak6472
    @melindak6472 4 роки тому +1

    Omg lol... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaylag5043
    @kaylag5043 3 роки тому +5

    "Are you going anywhere nice?" Actually makes sense because usually my answer is no. But if someone asked me if I was going anywhere, I'd say yes, the grocery store, possibly the tip.
    Why don't people just say "are you going on holiday?"

  • @poppyjenkins1000
    @poppyjenkins1000 4 роки тому +1

    2:59 😂

  • @lilymae5662
    @lilymae5662 4 роки тому +3

  • @homlitakadaru805
    @homlitakadaru805 4 роки тому +4

    "focus on saving my children"

  • @audreymai2773
    @audreymai2773 3 роки тому +2

    I wish he could write for a show. Like a modern Faulty Towers maybe?

  • @chansuable
    @chansuable 9 місяців тому +2

    Reading the reviews of a toaster is still respectable! Yesterday I was reading the reviews for buying a tongue-cleaner on Amazon! 😂😂
    Was elated to find there were 427 more losers like me in this world who had actually taken the time to write about their wonderful tongue-cleaners! 🤣

  • @furryface1057
    @furryface1057 3 роки тому

    Terminal 2 Death Gate 4 aaahhhhhh ! made me Laugh

  • @eclatnails
    @eclatnails 3 роки тому +2

    OMG: You know that thing about sticking a knife in your toast when it's popped to get it out? Well firstly, I'm a pretty clever person with high level career etc. But I used to get my toast out with a knife for years, every day, consistently, didn't even think about it! I didn't even know you might die doing it? I never touched the sides as I needed to get the toast out so had to put my knife in the middle of the toast so it would "stick in" if you know what I mean? Anyway I went online dating and met a guy who came home to mine and saw me do this and went "WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! DON'T BE SO BLOODY STUPID!" I had no clue at all! It's a bit like another guy I met who when I was cooking us pizzas told me to put the oven on first and warm it up to temperature and THEN put the pizzas in - Amazing! Have never had a burnt pizza since! I just thought I was saving time. Anyway!

  • @joymckenziewendt4013
    @joymckenziewendt4013 4 роки тому +2

    HAHAHAHAAA

  • @chaoticgoodgh0st286
    @chaoticgoodgh0st286 4 роки тому +1

    On previous family vacays we never booked all meals in the hotel. Just breakfast & dinner.
    But not bc we're cheap (we'd go out for lunch at cafes etc, not saying others are cheap if you choose to not do the following) but bc you might have an excursion on one day etc. And you don't want to be obligated to not go on excursions bc you paid extra for the hotel lunch.

  • @kerryfoster1
    @kerryfoster1 4 роки тому +3

    Yes we went to a place in ZANTE Greece. Couldn't find a GOOD review on it. It was fine no problem. Apart from a TREMOUR which shook the whole building. Hardly their fault though!

  • @becky231
    @becky231 4 роки тому +10

    I wonder if the 'My wife isn't a doctor, so i have to do things myself' is a dig at Dara O'Brien

  • @sirsnortsalot1661
    @sirsnortsalot1661 3 роки тому +1

    IN FRIDGES WE TRUST

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 3 роки тому

    Trip Advisor
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richmaniow
    @richmaniow Рік тому

    He's a one man sit-com 😁