Suck It Out! | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet - Комедії
honestly the most relatable comedian ever 😂
I think him, Miranda Hart, Russel Howard and Jack Whitehall are the most relatable ones
@Mai Nyigguh Agreed!
@@taytumdolan2364 really that's what's funny to you, why?
Com into my hou...?shitgu..! Na
Taytum Dolan Russell Howard is trash
There is a fourth way: The Dodgers - when you try to do the matrix moves to avoid the wasp
I'm a doger then I turn into a total panicker, this guy just tells my everyday life!
I’m a combo of a total panicker and a dodger. Whenever a wasp enters my vicinity a literally do about 20 laps of my back garden looking like a total loonatic dodging under invisible branches like I’m in the matrix😅😅
I am a stay stiller, until it clearly doesn’t want to leave me alone, then I start dodging it. Once accomplished that I run away. No panicking, just leave the spot where it has been interested in me at.
Yep, and I'm totally a combo of all 4 😂😂😂
i start as a stay stiller, then i become a wafter, and eventually that turns in total panicker
JustBecause Gaming omg same except i miss out being a wafter, cause i dont want to hurt it 😂😂
He forgot the 4th one, the "leaver" I will just say nope, and I'm gone.
@@racoonsister now THIS is me
Same
Same😂😂😂
If you’re British this Comedian is your every day life 😂😂
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He's more global then you think, I'm from israel and it's 100 percent 😄
I'm british american. Born and raised in america but my parents are british..I love michael, he makes me laugh every time. I hope you come to america Michael so I can watch your show in person..come to california michael..
You don't even have to be british, for him to be everyday.🤣🤣 Lol! I love him, he's great. 💟❤💜💚
My boyfriend introduced me to Michael McIntyre, when we broke up he was well out of my life. But not Michael, his comedy is for me everyday now 😂😂😂
Michael gets more exercise in just one show than I do in a week
No matter how bad my day is Micheal always brings a smile 2 my face
Sam Watts I am watching now 23 September at 13.50 pm and I am on my 4th programme. Laughing out loud, the Dubai sketch was hilarious, The Pool sketch even more so and now Bees and Wasps. He is so good.
@@lyndakarpen4127 I literally can't get enough of him...got all his dvds and lost count of how much I've seen each 1 lol
Sam Watts hair washing now. My fave are 5=Spice and Waitrose.
Made my day 😂😂 his scream alone is hilarious
I'm American, & after a day of watching & hearing all of the political claptrap over here, watching Michael McIntyre is both a relief & a joy.
Also American, and I agree!
Me too thank the Lord it’s not too much longer to find out.
I agree.
And that would be not just in America. The world needs this man to show us how ridiculous homan beings, and, human nature, truly is.
Ditto!
The great thing about his stories is that as a parent it makes you realise that just your kids are not actually the spawn of Satan, everyone else's kids are obviously exactly the same as yours :-)
I suggest searching up Montessori at home seriously worthhhhh it aaahh i couldn't imagine trying to parent this way i would end up shouting at punishing all the time if i didn't find out about Montessori in time
When his “Fine!” hits that high note of desperation 🤣
He makes everyday occurrences hilarious.
Harry Potter : Wafter
Hermione Granger : stay stiller
Ron Weasley : total panicker
Me: Befriends it
just like with the devils snare in chamber of secrets 😂😂😂
Jk Rowling: the bee is gay
@@Tottington23 Trueee
@Ebonie 1 * Philosopher’s Stone. Chamber was the one with the big snake.
“Darling?”
*DON’T YOU EVEN!*
I can never be a “stay stiller”… so funny to me since I’m a “panicker”! Michael is the best!
And for perspective, I’ve never been stung while being a total panicker!
I have a 5 second threshold of increasingly nervous wafting, followed by silent but agile panicking. I reserve the vocal, unreserved panicking for when I am trapped indoors.
I love how the title includes ‘stand up comedy’ and the first frame shows him sitting down xD
He forgot the Avoiders and the Oblivious. Lol
I'm definitely the total panicker🤣 Even a ladybug makes me panic. I can't tolerate the buzzing noises of the insects' wings.
Me neitherrrr the noises make me feel icky
Lol what I'm afraid of is flies. I once saw a zoomed in photo of a fly on a nature program and I've been terrified ever since 😂😭🤦♀️
So real, so funny
Michael: You're not trying to hit it, you're just gonna move the air near you. And you'll know this is an area where you aren't particularly welcome.
Me: Oh. I use that strategy for people instead of wasps and bees
My young grandsons kept running in screaming bee's were following them (warm January day in North West USA). One bee came inside and when I put my hand out and let the bee climb on to be escorted outside the boys faces were priceless. They thought I was going to die right there and then
Big up the person moving the spotlight when he’s running 😂
Iv seen this about 5 times and it still makes me laugh
Definitely the best comedian there is !! Everything he says is so true! Love the part about the bees and wasps, I’m a total panicker, and this is so relatable 😂
How to get rid of a headache.... watch one of these for five minutes and it’s gone.
I agree.❤❤❤❤❤
It's 3am and I'm shaking the whole bed crying from laughter. Especially the kids stuff. He is so accurate and observant.
I, a wafter, recently chatted with a stay-stiller during a hike. I made this observation when an insect landed on me. Dude was like, DON'T. MOVE. I was like "What? Is there a snake? ... Oh, it's just a carpenter bee." I'm a wafting entomologist. I'm pretty sure, if it had landed on the other guy he'd have morphed into a Total Panicker immediately.
His impression of the Stay Still'ers is so damn funny. The way he says DONT WAFT IT is just so silly 🤣
The wasp story gave me a flashback of what happened at school when I was in 2nd grade. (True story) A wasp or hornet landed on the face of the kid sitting next to me. All the kids laughed or screamed. (Mixed reactions) The Teacher was watching and quickly said to him "Don't move...Just stay still and it won't hurt you." The poor kid sat perfectly still but terrified as the wasp took its time... crawling all over his little face. After about 30 seconds it crawled into one of his nostrils. Now everybody was screaming...including me. The poor kid starting clawing at his face as the wasp stung him in his sinus cavity. Teachers had to drag him out of the room kicking and screaming. They rushed him to the hospital but they never told the rest of us what happened to him. He never returned to school. We never knew if he died...or if his family just took him out of school. Maybe they moved after he recovered? That day changed me, and made me afraid of all bee's for the rest of my life. Imagine what the kid went through?
You never asked? 0.0
@@BloodyRoses666
They didn't tell me. Maybe he moved or maybe he died.?
horrific
You could look through the local paper archives for that year for obituaries or search history name and the area. That's an alarming story. Either way, not telling the kids what happened was a terrible way to handle that
He became a wasp
He is so relatable 😂😂😂
You can literally see some people crying of laughter 🤣 that’s how funny he is
the fact that his jokes stretch across different stories is one of my fav thing
One of the best-ever comedians we have ever had. Brilliant insight without vulgarity. AND!! getting better with age.
When your allergic to bees and wasps you become a panicker and also sometimes a stay stiller 😂 I’m absolutely petrified of bees and wasps because I’m allergic. I didn’t mind them before I found out i was allergic
Him complaining about his kids makes me realize how lucky my parents were lmao
I found out that the reason they want the blinds up, is in case there is an accident, emergency personnel will be able to see if people are alive, conscious etc,
Michael is hilarious !!
CORRECT!
This was me the other day 🤣 😂 outdoors during lunch.
Omg his description of living with children: this is my LIFE!!!!!
If you want to see a 100kg 186cm man panic and scream like a young girl, just introduce me to a clingy wasp.
A what man?
@@forevercomputing it's a transformation between opposites :p
I am a stay stiller for bees. Best strategy for them. Even if they land on me I don't panic, they won't sting me because if they do they die.
WASPS tho, they are bastards. They sting anything and everything. Doesn't matter if you stay still or not, they will sting you. So, I look for the closest exit and escape. If there is no exit currently available, I stay still and try and get the attention of a nearby wafter. They will waft it away leaving me free to promptly thank them and leave the room.
I dub this, the best method. After all i have never been stung.
Alexandra Moss wafting is probably the best strategy because if you stay still and get stung once. It releases a pheromone that will get the others to sting also. That’s not fun
The sad thing is the one time i did get stung was by a dead wasp
@@Menarecuteaaa Ha! Wow, that is unfortunate. I'd be extremely pissed, if I were going to be stung, I'd at least like the opportunity to kill the bugger myself for revenge.
"Best strategy"? Look at 1:17.
That's what all stay stillers think smugly :p
My dad is a wafter. Wafted the wasp one way, then the other, hitting the stinger both times.
What a great way to start a day - thank you McIntyre Team - from NZ
Me: Stay stiller
My brother: total panicker
My dad: wafter
I have that Mother hearing. When you hear your child yell and you know it's play or pain. My poor baby girl got biten by a paper wasp and I knew what had happened straight away. Bees are fine, just move away slowly. Paper wasps are another story. A quick yet silent fleeing is the best technique. Thank you again and take care of yourself, Mate
Urgh! I accidentally knocked a nest when I was 8 and paper wasps stung the hell out of me.
@@JB-vd8bi I'm so sorry for you. They are bloody painful stings. My poor baby girl went down a slide at a public pool and got stung multiple times because there was a nest just under the edge. Her fingers just brushed passed them and out they flew. I just ran when I heard the scream. It was not a happy birthday party scream. The beauty of living in Australia XD Take care of yourself, Mate
WTH is a “paperwasp?” Never heard of them!
I’ve seen this so many times but I still laugh each and every single time.
OMG I love this guy ,he is so funny !!!😅😂🤣
Haven't laughed so loud in my life!!!
the stewardess, standing steadily before you: "Excuse me, is your seat belt on, in case of turbulence".
Yesterday I was stung by a wasp and instantly went from life-long wafter to utter-panicker.
Poor you
I must admit I am a waffder, never been stung, never upgraded to total panicker.
A past male friend of mine, may he RIP. 6ft 2", 16 stone, backed me up in a couple of bar fights.
Surprised the hell out of me, he was a total panicker.
I could not believe it, you would have thought someone was shooting bullets at him.
I don't know whether it was a wasp or a bee, but as far as my friend was concerned it was a KILLER!
T Iger when you say “RIP” do you mean he died?
I know a guy thats similar but he's allergic is why he panics
Sounds like a good friend :3
Bees I can stand and will waft away. Wasp's I don't trust and I will hunt it down unless it leaves the area.
You're brilliant Michael!! Love you
He touches the 'funny bone strings' everytime...🗣👂🤣
Bones don’t have strings. The “humerus” IS the funny bone - hence the connection & the pun.
Best of the best bar none!
I'm somehow a wafter, stay stiller and total panicker at the same time. 😂
Lol this is one of my very favorites lol Michael is amazing. Just love him
OMG when he bangs the roll on the screen!😂😂😂. But those meals are in first class!
My friend is that 1 impossible child. She’s really well behaved, does what she’s told, prefers fruit and veg over sugary or salty foods. She’ll go to be earlier than most kids our age and showers almost everyday. Damn, maybe I’m just imagining my opposite self.
I go to bed every night with Michael,i sleep better with a good laugh, my all time fav comedian
OMG me tooooo!!
Without a doubt one of the funniest men on the planet, and he can do this without getting himself in trouble with "any" woke or minority group. Just soooo good. Cheers and thank s. This crazy world needs people such as he to lighten up and de stress, for a while at least.
Pure gold this guy! 😆🤣😍
The leaving the house situation - absolutely acurate, apart from the brother, who will instandly start to cry, when we shout up the stairs that we're leaving without his twin, whereas the older child is immediately on it's way to the car.
He's so right on about kids and veggies!!
You forgot the 4th one.
The "bee and wasp friend".
I went from being the total panicker, to stay stiller, to the friend in a single day, despite having been stung badly 5 times in my life. A trial by fire really.
laughting so hard might need a depend lol thank you so much great start of the day :)
In the summer time I am always in the Park. And whenever I see the bees I panic 😹😹
One time i sat so perfectly still that a wasp crawled in my nose. I didn’t get stung but did revisit my way of coping with wasps.
This skit reminds me of a story my grandmother and these days mother, every time the temperature goes over 30, used to tell about my grandmothers grandmother and her sister. Sitting in the shade of a fruit tree, probably apples, wasps crawling all over their faces as they babbled away for hours.
My mother asked how they could ignore the wasps that easily. Their answer? "What wasps?"
7:36 oh and flush the- you know... 🤣🤣🤣
Is this your poo?
kids: no
wife: Don't you even!
Yeah I have a fear of wasps and bees 😂 completely accurate
I'm a stay stiller. Never a wafter or a panicker. Lucky that nothing's landed on me. Might panic. It would be so uncool. Lol
I’m a runner 😂
I'm staystiller then upgrade to panicker but not as dramatic as he showed 😂
I’m a stay stiller...just frozen out of pure fear haha
Best way to start your day😂Love M McIntyre.
I can relate to all of this, best comedian ever.
I’m a total panicker, especially here in Japan with the Giants Japanese Hornet!
This is my favorite story!!!! 😂
Me when I Fall down 🤣😂🤭
I just get flattered that the wasp mistaked me for a flower
It’s gunna land and go in your ear! Move lol 😂
One of the best ever
you know your kids take after you, right? LOL. you are a genius:)
I sent this to my niece who has two little girls. She called laughing her head off and said, "He knows exactly what my life is like". She was having a tough time and it was good to get her to laugh.
This is true British humour
Total panicker, right here, not at all ashamed 🙋🏼♀️😂
In P.E I once got stung by a bee and some girl in my class screamed.I just stood there.
Then I just went:...ow
Then I got to miss P.E for the rest of the day😎✌️
Hahahaha. Seen this with a green frog . Lol😅
I'm a total panicker. ..LOL Whether it's a wasp or some other nasty insect, I'm a dead duck!
Panicker! If a wasp comes my way, I’m off! My ass is just a blur! 😆. (Thanks Billy Connolly for that one! 😃).
🤣🤣 Definitely the last one
A great comedian :)
unfortunately me panicing got me stung, well. It was pretty much because after panicing I thought the wasp had gone since I saw it fly away. But it decided to fly behind me and crawl up my shirt =w=
😂😂😂
Just in case anyone is interested, the blinds is for emergency workers in case of a crash or accident. The emergency worker can look into the plane to see if anyone is passed out in their seat.
Nothing to fear but fear itself. My Mother was petrified of Bees and Wasps. I remember one outing to the local outdoor swimming pool. My Mum, bare footed started jumping around screaming "I've been stung. I've been stung" Panicing jumping around looking on the ground for the culprit. She found she'd trod on a lit cigarette butt.. Her foot, apparently, didn't hurt any more.
Brilliant! :)
My favorite comedian of all time
I'm the stay-stiller 🤣🤣🤣
Omg micheal is so funny his so hilarious....
I am most definitely a panicker
My 6yo cousin cries when she sees a wasp or a bee, she runs for her life lol
Im defo a panicker 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
I was at my grandmas house. I had a fruit squash on a table a wasp flew near it. I’m usually a wafter...but this one kept coming back so I slowly became a total panicker and ran into the kitchen.
Makes my day@