I’m sorry you both are having to quarantine, but I’m glad you’re finding ways to laugh. I also want to thank you for quarantining. I work in healthcare and it’s people like you two that make us both thankful and happy. Stay safe and healthy!
He is hilarious! A very blessed man. Laughing cures everything! Cancer patients should watch this man. It's amazing how laughing cures all ills. Godspeed sir.
I hope some day I meet him so I can thank you to him for helping me thru a scary health diagnosis. I’m sure him making me laugh on the baddest of days helped me with my full recovery. GB you MM 🥰
So glad I saw Michael McIntyre on Graham Norton several months ago because he is hilarious. Watching GN has introduced me to so many great comedians. Michael's getting snowed "out" and joining the "human" bus is one of my favorites. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
I love to watch this stuff just before I turn off the lights to sleep... Yes, I DO know that I’m not supposed to use my phone then but... stuff that! He always makes me laugh and go to bed with a smile in my heart! Thank you Michael 🤣❤️🙏🏻
Michael, you are a gift to the world -- you gift us with happiness & laughter. Is there anything more important as making us laugh in this scary world we live in?! Thank you, my friend & NEVER stop! (And hello to the wife & kids!) (And if I am ever able to arrange to see you in person, I’ll be crossing “See Michael McIntyre” off my top 5 of my bucket list!)
I have to say when I went on a trip to England I got so confused with the handwashing stations in Bristol train station which has everything in one place. I literally had to wait to watch someone to see what to do. That was a time for this little kiwi
@@elizabethtorres3491 unfortunately it's true people are hidden behind there screens and therefore become horrible people because they think that they can't be touched and won't face any "punishment". I put punishment like that because it isn't really the best word but I can't think of a better one right now
I received a scottish £5 today. I hadn't seen one for ages. I handed it over at costa, she looked like "Oh God." She asked if I'd like to use my free drink, so handed it back 🍵😂
Pay attention to your own sins and not the sins of others. If you pay attention to the sins of others, it puts a veil over your eyes and you can't see God. Mothe Julian of Norwich
I'm sure it's a boy thing. I have a daughter and shes always just gone straight to bed when asked. The theory I have is a lot of parents send their kids to bed too early. So they arent tired.
Matt N True! I have twins, a girl and a boy. We have no problems with going to bed because we actually bring them to bed when tired. I know a lot of parents just want to have their peace in the evening but it just doesn’t work like that🤷🏼♀️
Well, according to research Toddlers need 11-14 hours of sleep, preschoolers need 10-13 hours of sleep, and school aged children need 9-11 hours of sleep. This is for optimum development, on top of regular function and repair. I know my cousins’ kids can be difficult sometimes, but the best thing they’ve found is a consistent schedule. Still, kids sometimes will not be “tired” but still need to go to bed. I would know, I have a horrible sleep schedule and never sleep enough. Lol
OneWhoDreamsAwake We bring our kids between 8 and 9 pm to bed and they are tired. But I know a lot of parents who try to force the bedtime around 6 pm! We have a fix schedule but I do not force my kids to have a nap and than go early to bed and than sleep in in the morning till 9am.
A child has never been tired in their lives... and I say this as someone who remembers still being awake at midnight as a five year old, not tired whatsoever.
Anyone else thinink: oh year it`s so nice not to have kids. I can relax spend my weekend with friends and watching UA-cam. No one who constantly wants something from me :D
I don't have any kids. But I do have elderly parents who acts exactly like toddlers lately (but also keeps telling me what to do and controlling me because they think I'm still 5 years old and stupid)...so I basically have 2 large, old looking kids... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* that old chestnut!! I’m an only child without a child of my own but the JOY of parents and step parents who alllll need me for things and yes, family will Infantilize you all well expecting you to fix their problems.
Oh my yes! I'm a 60 year old man who never wanted kids. People get so upset with me! You're female, it must be even worse for you. People can't get their heads around people not wanting kids, but when that person is female, they go ballistic.
@@wfcoaker1398 I'm 41. I've always said I don't want kids. I always preferred to be on my own and with cats. I've gotten to what that I'm weird, that I'll change my mind, these days I still hear you'll change your mind but it might be too late then, and the ever friendly you're just saying that because you couldn't find a guy.
@@stephjovi I've played with saying "I don't want kids" in groups of people. The reaction starts out like you say "you'll change your mind." As I stay adamant, it gets harsher. I've had total strangers say, in the midst of getting worked up "I think you'd make a great father". But it always ends the same way "You're just selfish!" Then they have nothing to say when I respond "Yes, and isn't it lucky that I realized I'm too selfish to raise kids before I had them and then messed up their heads? There's lots that should have done the same." That shuts them up. Lol
As a person without children who will never have children I find it hilarious to see people complain about having kids cause that's literally like a person going to the zoo then complaining that there are wild animals there. You didn't do the research you just like biology take over and regretted it.
ian parr Don’t you mean “to share my opinion that almost no one agrees with” And do you realise that by watching his videos, you’re giving him views, and that slowly, over time, supports him?
OMG GUYS!! EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!! Ian here says Michael McIntyre isn't funny, let's all stop laughing & go & watch someone else instead, like...idk, recommend someone else Ian, Chubby Brown? Stewart Lee? Which direction does your disdain for Michael McIntyre come from?
BREAKING NEWS: NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET MUST EVER WATCH AND/OR, MOST ESPECIALLY, LAUGH AT, MICHAEL McINTYRE EVER AGAIN... REASON: IAN PARR SAYS HE IS JUST NOT FUNNY. END OF NEWS BULLETIN 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
More from Michael's Comedy Roadshow! ua-cam.com/play/PLZwyeleffqk5PjZzadNLLfMXff6-MHUNC.html
How do you like twice?
ME TOO!!
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Fantastic, thank you .........
Binge watching this guy, trying to get through yet another month of quarantine. So grateful for all comedians especially this guy😂😂😂
Deborah Danielson same ha ha
I’m sorry you both are having to quarantine, but I’m glad you’re finding ways to laugh. I also want to thank you for quarantining. I work in healthcare and it’s people like you two that make us both thankful and happy. Stay safe and healthy!
Dulcie Valusek that’s brilliant, and thank you for looking after folk by doing your healthcare work :)
He is hilarious! A very blessed man. Laughing cures everything! Cancer patients should watch this man. It's amazing how laughing cures all ills. Godspeed sir.
I love him, his observational comedy is absolutely brilliant 😂👏
He makes my days so much better. I don't care about anything going on when hes on screen.
I hope some day I meet him so I can thank you to him for helping me thru a scary health diagnosis. I’m sure him making me laugh on the baddest of days helped me with my full recovery. GB you MM 🥰
I'm addicted to watching this kind of stuff in the middle of the night...much to my neighbors chagrin!
Haha me too. Go to sleep to this kinda stuff. You are not alone lol
Same I think Michael is hilarious but my mum won’t let me go see one of his shows
Same, but I live in a house where my neighbors can't hear, and I'm the only one in the house who's awake.
Lol same
me reading this in the middle of the night: 👁👄👁
So glad I saw Michael McIntyre on Graham Norton several months ago because he is hilarious. Watching
GN has introduced me to so many great comedians. Michael's getting snowed "out" and joining the "human" bus is one of my favorites. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
I would love it if Michael would do a US tour! In my opinion he is the funniest comedian ever! His show would be worth every penny. No doubt about it!
I LUV this guy😉 He is so funny, I watch these videos over and over😆
I love to watch this stuff just before I turn off the lights to sleep... Yes, I DO know that I’m not supposed to use my phone then but... stuff that! He always makes me laugh and go to bed with a smile in my heart! Thank you Michael 🤣❤️🙏🏻
Probably the first time I've laughed since lock down began! Thank you
Omg the tai chi water 😂
This was the shortest stage for Michael. He literally can make a football field look not enough 😀
His jokes are always real life experiences, great talent to make humour out of them.
We all know that Michael, secretly has a snuggie 😉🐩
I bet on it! A bunny one or a panda. 😂🐼🐰😉
If it's not bright pink I'll be disappointed!
@@BBCComedyGreats
Me too.🖖🐩
Michael, you are a gift to the world -- you gift us with happiness & laughter. Is there anything more important as making us laugh in this scary world we live in?! Thank you, my friend & NEVER stop! (And hello to the wife & kids!)
(And if I am ever able to arrange to see you in person, I’ll be crossing “See Michael McIntyre” off my top 5 of my bucket list!)
I discovered Michael when I saw a clip where he described the difference between when people without children and him leave the house.
One of my favourites!! 😂😂🙌🏻
I love that one and the dentist one, he's hilarious
I love him! I post some of his shows to show my friends how hilarious he is!
I love this man! 🔥
Never gets old 😂 Christmas is for kids..🤣🤣🤣
The "car on Google earth" bit at 8:06 is one of my favourites
OMG!!! He’s great!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The should be a book title GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHIT. Available on audible read by Michael McIntyre
Yes a companion book to Morgan Freeman's GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
My mum is friends with the guy who stole the penguin 😂....... They kept him in a bath in a house
He is fantastic 😂😂😂 SO hilarious. He doesn't look like he would be so physically nimble and quick, but he's very good at physical comedy too
I have to say when I went on a trip to England I got so confused with the handwashing stations in Bristol train station which has everything in one place. I literally had to wait to watch someone to see what to do. That was a time for this little kiwi
Many airports do now as well!
Why y'all so mean in the comments? You don't like him stop watching. And most of all be nice!
Welcome to the internet. Don't enjoy your stay
Someone who actually has compassion
On the internet it's absalutly astonishing
@@ronanwaters4
Thank you 🐩
@@elizabethtorres3491 unfortunately it's true people are hidden behind there screens and therefore become horrible people because they think that they can't be touched and won't face any "punishment".
I put punishment like that because it isn't really the best word but I can't think of a better one right now
I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks 😂
13:00 stop moving! Close ur eyes! Stop moving just lay there eyes closed until morning idc!! Lmao
I adore your comedy 😻
The google Earth thing is true because I used to do it as well.😂😂😂
Literally chocking on my dinner cos I'm laughing so hard
It's really great stuff!
Michael,when will we be seeing you in a full length feature film? Soon I hope! The world needs to laugh right now!!
Comedy at its finest🤌
Awesome comedian
night-night for me was
ok ill go to bed
but i wont go to sleep
I adore him. I'd love him to come to Australia ❤😂
OMG I nearly pee my pants every time I watch this!!! :-)
CLEAN comedy, finally!
Love him since he said... "yes. It's wine!"
I'm in bed and I feel like I should go to sleep now
Michael saves me from the insanity about covid-19.
Love from germany 😂😂😂💪🇩🇪
Comic relief welcomed especially down Africa way! X
1:52 Kowalski! Analysis!
Des Micheal ever tour in the U. S.? I would live to see him live.
I saw him last February in NYC. He was hysterical.
Funny man .
You are so funny Michael. Cheers me up from this American destruction crap.
Wallace and Gromit already covered criminal penguins. XD
Lovely
Just want to say, I Love my snuggie. I wear it when I do my makeup or if I'm afraid to get something dirty
I received a scottish £5 today. I hadn't seen one for ages. I handed it over at costa, she looked like "Oh God." She asked if I'd like to use my free drink, so handed it back 🍵😂
I've watched this before, but i like to laugh before going to sleep.....
Our whole family had snuggies when I was younger....
I still do 😂😀😂
I’ve never had one
FYI the man was Raoul Moat
The ti chi was funny 😂. Thats what i end up doing in the public toilets befire realising they dont work😂
My nan was in the garden in one of the pics on Google earth
Best ever besides Sarah Milligan🤣
Who else went and look up robert green's stuff up? lol
Love Jesus. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.
Pay attention to your own sins and not the sins of others. If you pay attention to the sins of others, it puts a veil over your eyes and you can't see God.
Mothe Julian of Norwich
I'm sure it's a boy thing. I have a daughter and shes always just gone straight to bed when asked. The theory I have is a lot of parents send their kids to bed too early. So they arent tired.
Matt N True! I have twins, a girl and a boy. We have no problems with going to bed because we actually bring them to bed when tired. I know a lot of parents just want to have their peace in the evening but it just doesn’t work like that🤷🏼♀️
That's why my aunt has a bean bag so my cousin can just jump on it for an hour before bed time. She's knocked out by 8 o clock
Well, according to research Toddlers need 11-14 hours of sleep, preschoolers need 10-13 hours of sleep, and school aged children need 9-11 hours of sleep. This is for optimum development, on top of regular function and repair. I know my cousins’ kids can be difficult sometimes, but the best thing they’ve found is a consistent schedule. Still, kids sometimes will not be “tired” but still need to go to bed. I would know, I have a horrible sleep schedule and never sleep enough. Lol
OneWhoDreamsAwake We bring our kids between 8 and 9 pm to bed and they are tired. But I know a lot of parents who try to force the bedtime around 6 pm!
We have a fix schedule but I do not force my kids to have a nap and than go early to bed and than sleep in in the morning till 9am.
A child has never been tired in their lives... and I say this as someone who remembers still being awake at midnight as a five year old, not tired whatsoever.
Anyone else thinink: oh year it`s so nice not to have kids. I can relax spend my weekend with friends and watching UA-cam. No one who constantly wants something from me :D
I don't have any kids. But I do have elderly parents who acts exactly like toddlers lately (but also keeps telling me what to do and controlling me because they think I'm still 5 years old and stupid)...so I basically have 2 large, old looking kids... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT* that old chestnut!! I’m an only child without a child of my own but the JOY of parents and step parents who alllll need me for things and yes, family will Infantilize you all well expecting you to fix their problems.
Oh my yes! I'm a 60 year old man who never wanted kids. People get so upset with me! You're female, it must be even worse for you. People can't get their heads around people not wanting kids, but when that person is female, they go ballistic.
@@wfcoaker1398 I'm 41. I've always said I don't want kids. I always preferred to be on my own and with cats. I've gotten to what that I'm weird, that I'll change my mind, these days I still hear you'll change your mind but it might be too late then, and the ever friendly you're just saying that because you couldn't find a guy.
@@stephjovi I've played with saying "I don't want kids" in groups of people. The reaction starts out like you say "you'll change your mind." As I stay adamant, it gets harsher. I've had total strangers say, in the midst of getting worked up "I think you'd make a great father". But it always ends the same way "You're just selfish!" Then they have nothing to say when I respond "Yes, and isn't it lucky that I realized I'm too selfish to raise kids before I had them and then messed up their heads? There's lots that should have done the same." That shuts them up. Lol
Nearly all comedians are enfp, they are just born funny.
🐧...😂
How do you know when Michael McIntyre has told a joke? - He laughs.
i have a Plan and an Alibi , lol
Omg the poor spotlight operator
Brilliant does not seem to be a bigger enough word when it comes to describing this guy
😂
Hes talking about the snuggie which has existed for years and says people are so bored NOW
Moaty. If only Gazza had taken him fishing.
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8:34 this is probably the most annoying thing
Pmao
Omgod
What is this “tele lady?” I’m in the US, and I do t think it’s offered here.
He means Tena lady. Tena is a brand that makes incontinence products.
Same as Biden's Depends
So so
As a person without children who will never have children I find it hilarious to see people complain about having kids cause that's literally like a person going to the zoo then complaining that there are wild animals there. You didn't do the research you just like biology take over and regretted it.
He's joking!
He's not funny at all.
Neither are you patently.
This guy is just not funny. How can anyone laugh at that.
If you don’t like him, why did you watch this video?
Jimin’s Dumplings - in order to tell everyone he's garbage
ian parr
Don’t you mean “to share my opinion that almost no one agrees with”
And do you realise that by watching his videos, you’re giving him views, and that slowly, over time, supports him?
OMG GUYS!! EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!! Ian here says Michael McIntyre isn't funny, let's all stop laughing & go & watch someone else instead, like...idk, recommend someone else Ian, Chubby Brown? Stewart Lee? Which direction does your disdain for Michael McIntyre come from?
BREAKING NEWS:
NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET MUST EVER WATCH AND/OR, MOST ESPECIALLY, LAUGH AT, MICHAEL McINTYRE EVER AGAIN... REASON: IAN PARR SAYS HE IS JUST NOT FUNNY.
END OF NEWS BULLETIN
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