Unlikely things to hear in a TV charity show | Mock the Week - BBC Sport Relief Special

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  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 9 місяців тому +4

    Hugh with the mic drop! but it's Chris's walk back at 1:21 that really gets me 😂

  • @WildNorWester
    @WildNorWester 5 років тому +60

    I do like that Dara doorbell one. I enjoy the jokes that riff on the format of the show.

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 6 років тому +181

    ...And so these lines have now been heard in a TV Charity Show.

  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon 3 роки тому +32

    4:15 "Tonight we're raising money for Dara O Briain. We work so he doesn't have to."
    The look on Dara's face, I've only seen that level of smug come from Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @Azay_N
    @Azay_N 4 роки тому +21

    I always love it when they take digs at Dara 🤣

    • @Keithbarber
      @Keithbarber 2 роки тому +3

      The amount of times they took the piss put of him, but he took it in good heart

  • @Scy
    @Scy 10 років тому +234

    This is a soup kitchen, and the conditions are appalling. There's no gazpacho, no vichyssoise... and noone's even heard of crab bisque, even as an amuse-bouche...

    • @P0lkoli
      @P0lkoli 6 років тому +28

      HUgh dennis's shit eating grin after a joke is the best thing ever

  • @edwardharriss1463
    @edwardharriss1463 6 років тому +48

    Entry: "GET THE KIDS AWAY FROM THE WATERING HOLE QUICK!!"
    "What's wrong, are there hippos nearby"
    "IT'S MADONNA!!!!"

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 років тому +452

    Dark humour is like food; Not everyone gets it.

    • @325133
      @325133 5 років тому +16

      A sense of humour is like a nose. Not everyone has one

    • @gamingwithgetti8323
      @gamingwithgetti8323 5 років тому +4

      Conway79 or sex

    • @sergarlantyrell7847
      @sergarlantyrell7847 4 роки тому +12

      You ever had Yemeni food?
      No? Neither have they.

    • @fredh1720
      @fredh1720 4 роки тому +1

      That is the worst analogy of all time

    • @lukek4662
      @lukek4662 4 роки тому +4

      Dark jokes are like children cancer; never get old

  • @swilson7309
    @swilson7309 4 роки тому +14

    Am I the only one that really want to see the button for the the buzzer

  • @DanWareing
    @DanWareing 8 років тому +216

    Imagine if Frankie was on this one... 😂

    • @DanGolag
      @DanGolag 7 років тому +27

      There would have been a joke about Glasgow and a joke about pedophiles, in case anyone's having trouble imagining it.

    • @Supposedlyimrightwingnow
      @Supposedlyimrightwingnow 6 років тому +5

      yip. Frankie needed for the aids jokes....would have topped it off for me.

    • @michaelnaisbitt1639
      @michaelnaisbitt1639 5 років тому +1

      What happened to him????

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 5 років тому +16

      "And I can't help thinking if my courtry was gripped by famine, I'd just move."

    • @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if
      @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if 4 роки тому

      One word “CARNAGE”.

  • @KT926
    @KT926 11 років тому +14

    "OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!! THAT'S ME SHOES!!!" ROFL XDXD
    "None of us are getting paid? Sod this, I'm out!!" I thought he was being serious then! XD

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 років тому +40

    ''If Bono stops clicking his fingers then less people would die''

    • @TDFF4
      @TDFF4 8 років тому

      michael jagger jesus

  • @3027085
    @3027085 11 років тому +91

    "Welcome to strip aid, the charity show helping young girls pay for university!"

  • @NasXShady
    @NasXShady 5 років тому +4

    4:15. His face 😂

  • @Theultimateperso1000
    @Theultimateperso1000 12 років тому +7

    you just know at 4:46 something funny was going to happen lol

  • @weirdskyfan6428
    @weirdskyfan6428 8 років тому +32

    'And today we're raising money to pay off Britain's huge budget deficit. Please, please give generously, the IMF, Germany and the US. We need your help.'

    • @Kara1351
      @Kara1351 8 років тому +2

      'Ah, no, sorry, the US. You're going to need all the money you have now.'

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 7 років тому +2

      ''For just £1 a month just you can get Greece out of the shitty state its already in''

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 11 років тому +48

    "These starving children have lost all hope that they will ever see food again, which is why I'm eating these two bags of McDonald's in front of them!"

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 5 років тому +2

    If you don't donate we'll bring out Jonathon Ross lol

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 2 роки тому +10

    Hugh is the most environmentally conscious comedian I've ever seen.
    No one recycles jokes as much as him.

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 роки тому +3

    Hugh is SO good.

  • @gtawesom3
    @gtawesom3 12 років тому +19

    I can see why they didn't let frankie boyle on this bit...

  • @borednow
    @borednow 3 роки тому +2

    what the hell, why did they cut off whatever dara said at 4:46....

  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 11 років тому +2

    Some of it they take from their own live material, I've seen a couple of jokes on mtw from Russell Howard's live shows as well as Frankie's.

  • @MortakaPlaysGames
    @MortakaPlaysGames 11 років тому +13

    Nope in an interview andy parsons says the producers make them come up with material before hand just in case, but most of the time it is non planned

  • @mikespenser4013
    @mikespenser4013 9 місяців тому +1

    Welcome back to save the children I’m Gary Barlow and if people like me, just paid their taxes we wouldn’t need a charity appeal now would we?

  • @jeffcarroll1990shock
    @jeffcarroll1990shock 4 роки тому +6

    "please stop giving generously"

  • @glennis25jr
    @glennis25jr 12 років тому +4

    Must be difficult choosing jokes that wont push the mark to much.

  • @ImMagnetz
    @ImMagnetz 9 років тому +34

    Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

  • @bobert4him
    @bobert4him 11 років тому +4

    What was he just about to say?

  • @izaakwedgwood9153
    @izaakwedgwood9153 5 років тому +7

    A Glaswegian ordering fruit on pizza?

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      a Glaswegian ordering fruit?

  • @avinotion
    @avinotion 2 роки тому +2

    2:17
    I wonder if Dara got the full extent of the joke before he pressed the buzzer

  • @lleytsforster1047
    @lleytsforster1047 5 років тому +7

    "That's a short haircut innit"

  • @mikespenser4013
    @mikespenser4013 9 місяців тому +1

    I’d like a bacon sarnie!

  • @FOOTYMTW
    @FOOTYMTW 12 років тому +1

    Is there a there a new mock the week series out now?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +3

    ''Remember folks charity begins at home''

  • @TorchwoodUK
    @TorchwoodUK 12 років тому +1

    did they not even record a new segment?

  • @alexhogg5787
    @alexhogg5787 5 років тому +2

    Chris Moyles to Africa.... ha ah ha...

  • @EccentricGentelman
    @EccentricGentelman 2 роки тому +3

    "The poverty in the 3rd world is truly heartbreaking. So why don't you give money until you've seen people make fools of themselves!"

  • @JBDino8473
    @JBDino8473 12 років тому +1

    This just makes me feel bad somehow.

  • @6895laura
    @6895laura 12 років тому +7

    I know it's only joking but I find it weird how they take the piss out of the people they're trying to help

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 3 роки тому +1

    "throw coins and make a wish" yep.

  • @mark7s980
    @mark7s980 4 роки тому +7

    We've got more money than we could ever spend. So for the love of God stop calling us!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +3

    Now remember tonight is not all about comedy, we need your money for dramatic theatre. Since our oldest son told a really bad and not appropriate joke, this is for his own good.

  • @MrReuben13
    @MrReuben13 12 років тому +2

    no russell howard wtf?

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 8 років тому +20

    If we work together... we can bring back Frankie.

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 роки тому +2

      Looks like you can't. But the commitment shown by Frankie's widows is kind of moving.

  • @jimi3001
    @jimi3001 12 років тому +2

    The phone number should have had more 3's in it

  • @m0ther10de
    @m0ther10de 12 років тому +1

    its not the bbc its sports relif, helping starving children, the money dose not go to the bbc, but the CHARITY it supports.

  • @SirCumference31
    @SirCumference31 12 років тому +1

    That last joke was true. Why make the best comedian in the room the host?

  • @osobaeniola1695
    @osobaeniola1695 7 років тому +5

    Please donate before the starving children of Enugu eat me alive

  • @misspeaches689
    @misspeaches689 11 років тому

    do they think it up on the spot?

  • @MugiwaraLP
    @MugiwaraLP 11 років тому +6

    "Those pictures were disturbing and very, very arousing... sad."
    Just a little try o' mine.

  • @mark1891
    @mark1891 5 років тому +1

    Many bothans died to bring us this information

  • @jordanhenry1406
    @jordanhenry1406 7 років тому +4

    Please donate to this child in africa just 2 pounds a month could help provide him with food and clean water. Unfortunately by that time he would have died

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +2

    Greece desperately needs your money. Germany can you help them?

  • @XaosInDarkness
    @XaosInDarkness 12 років тому +3

    Chris Addison does camp far too well...

  • @Valiordruid
    @Valiordruid 11 років тому +1

    Seems an awful lot like they know the topics beforehand.

  • @patcon314
    @patcon314 3 роки тому

    This show needed Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr.

  • @Agnethatheredhairkid
    @Agnethatheredhairkid 10 років тому +9

    The American chap isn't funny.

    • @jamesb.6196
      @jamesb.6196 10 років тому +8

      He's Canadian.

    • @Grange34
      @Grange34 10 років тому +8

      James B.
      all the best mericans are....

    • @jamesb.6196
      @jamesb.6196 10 років тому

      .

    • @Agnethatheredhairkid
      @Agnethatheredhairkid 10 років тому +3

      James B.
      Apologies for my earlier error, James. I still don't find him amusing though. But humour is different everywhere.

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 Рік тому

      Indeed, he isn't. He's hilarious.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +2

    We desperately need your money to save rock and metal music. Just kidding they’re already dead so we need to save pop and rap

  • @4TheRecord
    @4TheRecord 12 років тому +2

    Like I really want to waste time on a generic response letter which repeats exactly what they published as a statement.
    People should be not be so relaxed and allow hypocrites like the BBC to ban an appeal which would have paid for food and aid. The result was less people getting help.
    The BBC wouldn't be so political in their action if the people actually cared enough to protest against it's ban. I guess when it comes down to it people don't really care. Selfish.

  • @Gingrnut
    @Gingrnut 12 років тому

    "Please call Oh Twee For Foive Siven...."

  • @Vodaph0ne
    @Vodaph0ne 5 років тому

    Before political correctness ruined it

  • @4TheRecord
    @4TheRecord 12 років тому

    Your comment suggests you don't know what your talking about.
    What could be political about asking for help with food and aid for people who need it?
    The only political action here was the BBC banning the appeal advert. The same appeal that goes out for places like Africa, etc. Not only was the action of banning it political it was also racist. I guess if the Palestinians were Black instead of Arab then there would be no problems with showing the emergency appeal for food and aid.

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 2 роки тому

    Depth and peril? The Daily Mail was racist allegedly so we the possible reader of the Daily Mail did not have to be? Reprise of a Russell Howard joke. Lazy I? No offence Russell. Lubricant. Butt - Senator Lindsey Graham but can I?

  • @lorenzodwin
    @lorenzodwin 12 років тому

    red nose day!!!

  • @nsbbot5599
    @nsbbot5599 4 роки тому

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  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 років тому

    This really really needed Frankie Boyle