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  • @beau.4564
    @beau.4564 4 роки тому +20576

    "I speak fluently but I do not know the word cheese" is every bilingual person's life

    • @BineroBE
      @BineroBE 4 роки тому +626

      @@UCKY5 Bilingual people actually tend to have weaker vocabulary in all languages they speak than people who only know 1 language.

    • @eamonnwalker4512
      @eamonnwalker4512 4 роки тому +1633

      This is accurate, but half the time it's, "I don't know this word in my second language," and half the time it's, "I forgot this word in my mother tongue."

    • @TheWaxonator
      @TheWaxonator 4 роки тому +234

      @@beau.4564 I think the absolute worst is when you don't recall the word you are looking for, so you just use the word from some other language without thinking about it.
      Like "Oh yes i would like a *stor* pizza"(large) and the other person just looks at you funny.

    • @TheWaxonator
      @TheWaxonator 4 роки тому +53

      Or at work when an international customer calls, and i work in systems made in my mother language(Swedish) and i have to talk with the customer in English and also try to translate phrases that i never use privately whilst also trying to do things in the systems. (One of the phrases being literally translated as binding time, but more appropriate to say is "Contract period" or something like that)

    • @eamonnwalker4512
      @eamonnwalker4512 4 роки тому +82

      @@BineroBE Is that true? I find it surprising. Learning French in high school really expanded my English vocabulary.

  • @whalebone1206
    @whalebone1206 4 роки тому +13327

    "What's that stuff they put on the top, the melty stuff? Sorry, I'm not from England."
    "Cheese?"
    "Yes!"

    • @darookmezd
      @darookmezd 4 роки тому +759

      lmao says with perfect British accent

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 4 роки тому +207

      @@darookmezd wait how in the world was that a British accent am I missing something?

    • @DD-zh3jj
      @DD-zh3jj 4 роки тому +34

      Don't need to be English to know cheese lmao

    • @lordoftc
      @lordoftc 4 роки тому +48

      I found out not too long ago that a lot of people from eastern countries think American English is “correct” English so I can’t say I’m surprised that someone would think this woman’s English is “original” or British English.

    • @darookmezd
      @darookmezd 4 роки тому +14

      @@lordoftc who was talking about originality?

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls 4 роки тому +10004

    I love how they all tried to trick the pizza person into saying bubbles, but then Joe just straight up asked if they’d say it.

    • @jofx4051
      @jofx4051 4 роки тому +335

      Big brain move here

    • @acasualcactus5878
      @acasualcactus5878 3 роки тому +101

      And Joe still tricked him into saying it.

    • @沈啍
      @沈啍 2 роки тому +380

      I like Doc Brown’s approach best:
      “My name is Bubbles.”
      “Bubbles?”
      “Yup.”

    • @viniciusgomes1737
      @viniciusgomes1737 2 роки тому +22

      "Can I ask you for a huge favour?"

    • @lowgpu1687
      @lowgpu1687 2 роки тому +47

      I thought "Why don't they just ask them to say bubbles" lol, it infuriated me

  • @ThalesWell
    @ThalesWell 3 роки тому +4889

    I love how almost nobody realized that "bubbles" wasn't on the forbidden word list.

    • @ARKajah
      @ARKajah 2 роки тому +126

      hey, say bubbles please

    • @bojankostanjsek6645
      @bojankostanjsek6645 2 роки тому +3

      Brilliant

    • @pullfunnystick
      @pullfunnystick 2 роки тому +62

      "can I get some bubbles" "we don't have "

    • @pavlo1
      @pavlo1 2 роки тому +21

      @@pullfunnystick you don't have what?
      - bubbles

    • @pullfunnystick
      @pullfunnystick 2 роки тому +4

      @@pavlo1 "we don't have "

  • @afriendofafriend5766
    @afriendofafriend5766 2 роки тому +2481

    Joe's "Can you do me a huge favor and say bubbles" was brilliant.

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater Рік тому +71

      sometimes the easiest way is the correct way.

    • @qunas101
      @qunas101 Рік тому +33

      The definition of "work smarter, not harder"

    • @fluffigverbimmelt
      @fluffigverbimmelt 4 місяці тому +20

      Naw, using it as your name was crazy smooth

    • @walterwhite640
      @walterwhite640 2 місяці тому +2

      @@fluffigverbimmeltI always use fake names when getting a reservation or whatever. Osama, Melvin, A literal lamp, and Melvin.

    • @Mcspazz731
      @Mcspazz731 Місяць тому

      And walter white ​@@walterwhite640

  • @Ghostrident
    @Ghostrident 4 роки тому +8044

    Both on the phone are thinking the other is person stupid.

    • @jessedupuy4124
      @jessedupuy4124 4 роки тому +82

      What did you edit? You missed something

    • @monkeyman123321
      @monkeyman123321 4 роки тому +52

      I run pizza shops in America..... I get these kinds of caller ALL THE TIME. Also a ton of people who think they can get veg pizza with corn SMH.

    • @jongho.finance_made_easy
      @jongho.finance_made_easy 4 роки тому +4

      LMAOOOO

    • @PennDraken
      @PennDraken 4 роки тому +71

      @@monkeyman123321 Why can't you get a veg pizza with corn?

    • @sgm5189
      @sgm5189 4 роки тому

      Both ppl are stupid thats why

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis 4 роки тому +5717

    "Can you do me a favor and say 'bubbles'"
    "B U B B L E S ! ! ?.......... no."

  • @AlecDouglas
    @AlecDouglas 4 роки тому +1762

    “Could you do me a huge favor and say bubbles?”
    “Bubbles? No.”

  • @mannyc6649
    @mannyc6649 3 роки тому +11302

    So nobody is questioning the fact that they have to order a *vegetarian* pizza with bacon and pepperoni?

    • @t.k.3580
      @t.k.3580 3 роки тому +444

      Not really, probably easier to say it that way instead of listing off everything you want on it

    • @Rainxiety
      @Rainxiety 3 роки тому +789

      @@Syzygizing t
      they're ordering a a vegetarian WITH meat tho

    • @heelercs
      @heelercs 3 роки тому +123

      I was wondering the same. Glad I’m not the only one

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 роки тому +79

      @@Rainxiety yeah, yes they are doing, and then adding bacon to have the meat with more veggies

    • @MordorFishChannel
      @MordorFishChannel 3 роки тому +248

      @@Rainxiety They just explained it to you... It's easier this way if you like a lot of veggies on your pizza. "veggie with bacon" vs "pizza with bacon, olives, tomatoes, onion, bell pepper, spinach" etc.

  • @JohnnyCenter25
    @JohnnyCenter25 Рік тому +409

    Everyone's commenting on how Joe asking the pizzaguy to say bubbles was brilliant, but honestly Doc just saying his name is Bubbles knowing the pizza place would repeat his fake name was the real brilliance.

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 4 роки тому +10817

    Everyone is trying to trick the pizza guy to say bubbles
    Dude with beard: could you please say bubbles for me? *ding bonus point acquired*

    • @tarmac5482
      @tarmac5482 4 роки тому +679

      That I feel is the smartest thing done in this episode

    • @brennencox516
      @brennencox516 4 роки тому +1040

      The "tricky" part of this requirement, was realizing you could say bubbles to the employee.

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 4 роки тому +149

      It takes a complex mind to be as funny as Joe Wilkinson.

    • @koolkiller35
      @koolkiller35 4 роки тому +30

      Exactly what I would’ve done

    • @gonkdroid9325
      @gonkdroid9325 4 роки тому +115

      @Violet Did you.. steal top comment?

  • @ythadrian
    @ythadrian 4 роки тому +4640

    "You have a recommendation?"
    "Pepperoni sir"
    "I'll have that one"

    • @rickblaine7463
      @rickblaine7463 4 роки тому +41

      What are you specials? I'll take one👍

    • @celiachavez3616
      @celiachavez3616 4 роки тому +2

      I'm the 999th like

    • @ythadrian
      @ythadrian 4 роки тому +4

      @@celiachavez3616 im the 1k

    • @celiachavez3616
      @celiachavez3616 4 роки тому +3

      @@ythadrian sweet

    • @celiachavez3616
      @celiachavez3616 4 роки тому +7

      @@ythadrian 𝙄 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 1𝙠 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚.

  • @pandasareawesome4813
    @pandasareawesome4813 4 роки тому +18244

    I remember watching this episode, and just thinking they were all stupid. Then I tried to do it. These are very smart people

    • @DavidMulderOne
      @DavidMulderOne 4 роки тому +1270

      I so was hoping one of them would grab a smartphone and just order it online from Dominos or something :D

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 4 роки тому +726

      Comedians are generally smarter than your average person.

    • @simpletongeek
      @simpletongeek 4 роки тому +525

      Give me the largest neapolitan pie you've got. What kind of toppings do you have? I'll say yea or nay for each. Have your delivery guy says "bubbles" if he sees a dog. Thanks.

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 4 роки тому +138

      Could I get your biggest pie, no dairy, no sauce, pep, pig chunks? And the order is for bubbles.

    • @feha92
      @feha92 4 роки тому +161

      Fairly sure the smart option is to order online, that way you dont need to use any words at all. Then prank-call a pizza-place and make them say bubbles.
      If you do phone the place, it would help to look up their menu and use a menu as the base which already is as similar to your order as possible.
      The person who said he couldn't eat dairy was really smart there btw, as that is probably a very common request to the pizza places.

  • @ielo03
    @ielo03 3 роки тому +597

    "Could you read all the toppings available I don't have the menu" then just says yes or no

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 3 роки тому +37

      Genius

    • @FXFGamer
      @FXFGamer 3 роки тому +9

      Literally my first thought

    • @soccerguy2433
      @soccerguy2433 3 роки тому +9

      Menu? Has anyone anywhere ever used a menu to order pizza?

    • @dawnriddler
      @dawnriddler 3 роки тому +31

      @@soccerguy2433 umm yes, literally everywhere

    • @mermaidmoon2254
      @mermaidmoon2254 3 роки тому +4

      Much easier. I'm Italian, I would just order a "margherita".

  • @zakr7631
    @zakr7631 2 роки тому +106

    I feel like this is more a reflection of the different pizza places rather than of the contestants .

  • @HawtLS
    @HawtLS 4 роки тому +3286

    "can you do me a huge favor and say bubbles"

  • @aclstudios
    @aclstudios 4 роки тому +1487

    The irony that Katherine broke the rules to say "No tomato", and they still added it!

    • @LesserMoffHootkins
      @LesserMoffHootkins 2 роки тому +26

      She should have said “to-MAY-to”.

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 Рік тому +28

      They could have just said half words "no eese" "no chee" "no tomay" "no mayto" technically not saying the word.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Рік тому +2

      @@LesserMoffHootkins She _is_ Canadian and that’s how we do say it, I guess her trying to be more British backfired a bit eh 😂

    • @OceanLover1188
      @OceanLover1188 Рік тому +4

      @@jessiejanson1528 Exactly. Just pretend the phone connection is really horrible.

  • @riteshkumargupta5648
    @riteshkumargupta5648 4 роки тому +2838

    Joe saying bacon after the person guessed it will never not be funny

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 3 роки тому +2

      never not? That's no proper English

    • @hmmm8590
      @hmmm8590 3 роки тому +99

      @@ijemand5672 they are not from england

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 3 роки тому +1

      @@hmmm8590 who asked

    • @hmmm8590
      @hmmm8590 3 роки тому +55

      @@ijemand5672 joe

    • @lenomnom
      @lenomnom 3 роки тому +96

      @@ijemand5672 how so? It’s a double negation and brings the point across even stronger than simply saying “always”.

  • @myrtila
    @myrtila 3 роки тому +646

    This is literally me trying to act human while speaking on the phone because of my anxiety

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 роки тому +20

      Greetings person named James with which I am acquainted.
      Hello?
      Ahh yeah that's it.

    • @susanajimenez9030
      @susanajimenez9030 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @allyson--
      @allyson-- 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @lillianfolsom6741
    @lillianfolsom6741 3 роки тому +435

    The pizza restaurant employees watching this: 👁👄👁 so that’s why.....

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 роки тому +16

      Had this happened to me when I worked at a pizza place and then saw it on TV it would have made my day.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 2 роки тому +1

      @@GhostBear3067 yeah lol

    • @hweidigiv
      @hweidigiv 18 днів тому

      I hope someone from the store was given tickets as compensation so they could see it "live".

  • @hive_indicator318
    @hive_indicator318 4 роки тому +2914

    I'll bet $100 that Joe orders pizza by saying "large, round, doughy thing" 95% of the time.

  • @Rhaphidophile
    @Rhaphidophile 4 роки тому +3055

    "Real quick, the Powerpuff girls, the blue one, what was her name?"

    • @MRMeaws
      @MRMeaws 4 роки тому +173

      Blue girl that’s her name

    • @tianlanderas
      @tianlanderas 4 роки тому +121

      *hungs up*

    • @cattocs
      @cattocs 4 роки тому +23

      Gelato?

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera 4 роки тому +55

      "everything nice."

    • @PM-qk1td
      @PM-qk1td 4 роки тому +62

      Squirtle

  • @じゅげむ-s6b
    @じゅげむ-s6b 4 роки тому +2079

    "you know, the thing you eat with eggs"
    "we don't serve eggs"
    are you kidding me woman

    • @blazeord
      @blazeord 3 роки тому +114

      I always eat eggs with my eggs smh

    • @PravinDahal
      @PravinDahal 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah, because she's talking calls all day for r-words so that the fat fks can get fatter... over the old telephone line... and she's supposed to listen to everything carefully.

    • @NilsThePotato
      @NilsThePotato 3 роки тому +80

      @@PravinDahal what do you have against ppl who eat pizza

    • @TinyBitMouse01
      @TinyBitMouse01 3 роки тому +95

      English clearly wasn't her first language ill say as much

    • @BenDavisSkydiving
      @BenDavisSkydiving 3 роки тому +47

      @@PravinDahal Probably in a loud environment too.

  • @LadyBeeSting2434
    @LadyBeeSting2434 3 роки тому +164

    I’ve worked at a pizza parlor, we have a million things going on (ovens, deliveries, online orders, in store customers, changing shifts, ringing up orders, answering phones) but people take their pizza order very serious. I had to go to work mumbling under my breath every day,” it’s just pizza, it’s just pizza!” This would have annoyed the mess out of me. Lol 😂

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +4

      Evidently you don't take correct spelling very seriously though lmao

    • @rat-ated-cat
      @rat-ated-cat 2 роки тому +3

      @@HOTD108_ What

    • @bungeepete7393
      @bungeepete7393 2 роки тому +16

      @@HOTD108_ 1. There's no spelling mistakes here. Maybe their grammar was a bit off but it's not such a big deal.
      2. Not everybody speaks english as their first language, so please, if you see someone spell something wrong, correct them kindly, it makes a difference.
      ( I can tell you were trying to make fun of them)
      3. If you can understand what they are saying and you can even tell what is wrong with their statement, I'd say it's good enough.
      Don't forget the purpose of learning another language is so that people can understand you and you can understand them.
      If that is accomplished, then their English is good enough.
      You can still correct people but remember to tell them how to fix their mistake and advise them kindly.

    • @kys4289
      @kys4289 2 роки тому +5

      @@bungeepete7393 we really need more people like you

    • @noahcrowley2954
      @noahcrowley2954 4 місяці тому +1

      @@bungeepete7393 bro hired a lawyer

  • @trinarystar
    @trinarystar Місяць тому +13

    “Without the…uh…fromage” LMFAOOOOO

  • @strawberrysnowflake9
    @strawberrysnowflake9 4 роки тому +4669

    it's so unfair for katherine to lose points bc the pizza people accidentally added tomato! i feel like she did so well

    • @xenomorphan
      @xenomorphan 4 роки тому +374

      Well she also said tomato

    • @ssccaappeeggooaatt
      @ssccaappeeggooaatt 3 роки тому +89

      lol idk how they can honestly say she didnt win

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 3 роки тому +352

      I feel like as a woman you have an advantage in this, because everyone already assumes they have to explain everything to you

    • @MrKillApple
      @MrKillApple 3 роки тому +199

      @@MarcillaSmith Not gonna lie, that's kinda sexist. But I don't disagree with you, world is fucked

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 3 роки тому +211

      @@MrKillApple yes, it's totally sexist. And not an endorsement, just an observation

  • @Mothman1992
    @Mothman1992 4 роки тому +2370

    The biggest pie you got, veggie, no sauce, no dairy, add rashers and... what's the word? It's like salami but spicier.
    My name is spelled mr. Bubbles

    • @Mr.M1STER
      @Mr.M1STER 4 роки тому +115

      You can say Bubbles so no need to spell it.

    • @TheDGomezzi
      @TheDGomezzi 4 роки тому +71

      Wtf is rashers

    • @Mr.M1STER
      @Mr.M1STER 4 роки тому +120

      @@TheDGomezzi Rashers are thin slices of bacon.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 4 роки тому +35

      you cant say veggie

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 4 роки тому +122

      @@brownie3454 you can't say vegetarian. They didn't specify a rule for veggie

  • @taiwoal
    @taiwoal 4 роки тому +398

    The one word they were allowed to say is: “Bubbles” and some didn’t figure that out

    • @AT-yj8gl
      @AT-yj8gl 2 роки тому +6

      I know right like why were they trying to avoid it

  • @enricbf8475
    @enricbf8475 3 роки тому +84

    When it's a language based task you know Catherine is gonna kill it and then absolutely mess up in an entire diferent way.

  • @takozz2197
    @takozz2197 2 роки тому +41

    love the face joe makes when he gets them to say bubbles. you really don't need to overcomplicate it!

  • @aulirwis
    @aulirwis 4 роки тому +938

    I want to imagine them calling the same pizza place with different employees, brought together by this confusing experience

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +8

      They each called a different pizza place...

  • @TatsumiOga682
    @TatsumiOga682 4 роки тому +1424

    * Speaks english fluently with a british accent* "Whats the melty stuff again? Sorry, I'm not from England"

    • @lolwut6635
      @lolwut6635 4 роки тому +182

      She didn't have a British accent

    • @aegistahl1835
      @aegistahl1835 4 роки тому +132

      She didn't have a british accent at all, the actor's actually Canadian. If anything she sounds like a typical woman from the west coast.

    • @neerajkona5425
      @neerajkona5425 4 роки тому +23

      She has an American accent

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 4 роки тому

      Indian

    • @PathOfAvraham
      @PathOfAvraham 4 роки тому +14

      @@neerajkona5425 She sounds canadian.

  • @jofx4051
    @jofx4051 4 роки тому +306

    Dude with beard: I'm gonna do what is called big brain move

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 3 роки тому +27

    "My name is Bubbles."
    So simple, yet so brilliant.

  • @youngwang97
    @youngwang97 4 роки тому +406

    I'm going adopt "I'm not from England" as an excuse

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 4 роки тому +64

      I use it as an excuse all the time, however since I don't live in England it makes very little sense.

    • @neithere
      @neithere 4 роки тому +6

      "He's from Barcelona"

    • @gunnaryoung
      @gunnaryoung 4 роки тому +11

      Username checks out.

    • @MrK4399
      @MrK4399 4 роки тому +9

      I always use that excuse in college/when i meet someone new (like "sorry i don't understand what he talking about because i was from A"). Its weirdly always working and everyone trust me about it. Btw sorry for bad english, i was born in Uganda~

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 роки тому +3

      me too which is funny because I am not in England

  • @dunbar9finger
    @dunbar9finger 4 роки тому +438

    I like Katherine trying to convince him that someone with a perfectly normal Toronto accent would forget the word "cheese".

  • @sambyers7653
    @sambyers7653 4 роки тому +435

    "Hi, yes, I'd like to place an order. Before we start, I need to let you know that I have a medical condition called aphasia. It affects my ability to communicate and at times makes it hard to remember specific words, so please forgive me if I have to talk in circles to get my meaning across."

    • @StealthDonkey007
      @StealthDonkey007 4 роки тому +56

      "Hi, yes, I'd like to place an order. Before we start, I need to let you know that I have a medical condition called aphasia. It affects my ability to communicate and at times makes it hard to remember specific words, so please forgive me if I have to just spell the word out for you instead."

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 4 роки тому +29

      I had the same idea but I called it 'Reverse Tourettes' : where you repeatedly can't use certain words out of the blue. Just invent a disability and then they have to accommodate you.

    • @62.81
      @62.81 3 роки тому +1

      I’d hang up

    • @Hyrum_Graff
      @Hyrum_Graff 3 роки тому +10

      Why bother lying? Just explain the task to them.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +4

      @@62.81 Hanging up on a customer for no reason is a good way to get fired tho

  • @ConstantUNTILisnt
    @ConstantUNTILisnt 3 роки тому +207

    1. Call pizza shop
    2. Ask what they serve.
    "We serve pizza and...." "Yes, that please"
    3. Ask for the biggest one and everything it comes with.
    4. Confused seller should reply "you mean extra large pizza with bacon, cheese, tomato (a lot more), instead of selecting what u need, unselect what u dont.
    5. Can you please say bubbles?
    6. Profit

    • @understandabIe
      @understandabIe 5 місяців тому

      would that still count as a 'vegitarian pizza' tho?

  • @toffeeoliver
    @toffeeoliver 4 роки тому +94

    This is so easy, I'd just *proceeds to list thing that would clearly not be thought of under pressure, and has a high chance of going wrong*

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +9

      This is so easy, I'd just start speaking fluent German.
      I don't know German and the odds of the person on the phone knowing German are very low, but I'm sure it'd all work out.

  • @MaghrebProductions
    @MaghrebProductions 4 роки тому +174

    The pizza phone guy pretends he is stupid so he doesn’t waste his body energy.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 роки тому +12

      my attitude in minimumwage job is precisely this

    • @mrsirman2177
      @mrsirman2177 2 роки тому

      @@superleipoman yeah lol

  • @rosieanox7557
    @rosieanox7557 4 роки тому +661

    My social anxiety would have me walking right out this task😭

    • @apoema42
      @apoema42 4 роки тому +21

      As a more mathematical inclined person there are a bunch of tasks that I feel I could do better than the participants. But this one? This one would be impossible for me.

    • @neithere
      @neithere 4 роки тому +22

      Jokes aside, seems to help when you distance yourself from the situation and focus on the goal. I may sound like an idiot but I need this goddamn thing and I don't care what people think. (Hint: most of the time they are so busy with their own stuff that they won't even notice 98% of your worst mistakes.)

    • @xJeremySx
      @xJeremySx 4 роки тому +5

      Just watching this is stressing me out lmao

    • @chiot888
      @chiot888 4 роки тому +5

      This seemed like it’d be fun and I have pretty bad social anxiety. I think because they’re purposefully made to sound clueless so there’s not a right thing to say, it’s just fumbling around making references and mostly incoherent comments until they make the connection, which is usually what conversations feel like anyway. And it’s over the phone

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 4 роки тому

      You're the problem with society

  • @hosseinz
    @hosseinz 4 роки тому +443

    In New Jersey, I call and say "Let me get a large plain pie" and the guy has my large cheese pizza ready easy as that.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 4 роки тому +62

      yea but we don't all have the time to give the pizzaman a bj everytime

    • @hssy2jrocker
      @hssy2jrocker 4 роки тому +5

      Noone asked.

    • @lolwut6635
      @lolwut6635 4 роки тому +14

      @@brownie3454 You've hurt me with this comment.

    • @garrettstratton2308
      @garrettstratton2308 4 роки тому +12

      Yes, I moved out of state and ordered a large plain pie at a pizza place, they had no idea what I was talking about.

    • @SHx589
      @SHx589 4 роки тому +1

      With extra gravy!!

  • @ianbruscky
    @ianbruscky 4 роки тому +26

    imagine being an italian pizzaiolo and having to make a no tomato sauce and no cheese pizza

  • @mace2172
    @mace2172 4 роки тому +94

    "can you do me a huge favor and say the word 'Bubbles"" I get huge Simon Pegg vibes from this guy.

  • @Lilitha11
    @Lilitha11 4 роки тому +486

    I would of just told them, "My friends challenged me to make an order without saying certain words. So here is what I want..." Then describe it the best I could, and had them repeat it back to me to confirm it all. As long as you are actually buying the pizza they will probably find it amusing and not care that much.

    • @coolkumquats
      @coolkumquats 2 роки тому +64

      This would be my tactic as well. Give the person on the other end some context so they can help figure it out, instead of just confusing them and sounding like an idiot. I think most of the time they'd go along with it no problem.

    • @ryanscott6600
      @ryanscott6600 2 роки тому +43

      I bet you're a ton of fun at parties

    • @justwaiting5744
      @justwaiting5744 2 роки тому +14

      Oh I would've faked an accent.

    • @ChrisM-qo1jc
      @ChrisM-qo1jc 2 роки тому +20

      If theyre not native speakers they may not understand that. As in theyre only used in taking order.
      Also they might hang up on you or say stuff like, I'm tryna work here go call someone else to play your stupid games.

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 2 роки тому +4

      @@ChrisM-qo1jc It is possible, but it seems like a low risk with a large benefit.

  • @cook-arabic2365
    @cook-arabic2365 4 роки тому +115

    I thought one of them will try to stutter and urge the answering person to complete the word, that might work!
    - I want it with pepp pepp pepp..
    - Pepperoni?
    - Yup 🤩

  • @saralopezCR
    @saralopezCR 3 роки тому +34

    I would have a bad enough time explaining why I want BACON on my VEGETARIAN pizza

  • @AK-jt9gx
    @AK-jt9gx 3 роки тому +38

    “Hey, I’m playing a game where I can’t say some particular words while ordering, so I’m going to describe each thing I want, ok?”

    • @monojitchatterjee3185
      @monojitchatterjee3185 3 роки тому

      No

    • @thenarwhalmage
      @thenarwhalmage 3 роки тому

      @@monojitchatterjee3185 yes

    • @batwan1632
      @batwan1632 3 роки тому

      @@thenarwhalmage no

    • @Droooooo0
      @Droooooo0 2 роки тому

      you're fun at parties

    • @AK-jt9gx
      @AK-jt9gx 2 роки тому +1

      @@Droooooo0 half the point of this show is contestants finding loopholes in these sorts of tasks

  • @verward
    @verward 4 роки тому +118

    "I'm not from england." Lol, not a lie haha.

  • @river7874
    @river7874 4 роки тому +39

    Doc somehow managed to order None-Pizza with Left Beef. Brilliant.

  • @ezekielchojnacki5047
    @ezekielchojnacki5047 4 роки тому +62

    I would say
    "Sorry I have a medical condition that makes me forget words, so I'll have to explain them"

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 роки тому +2

      But how d you remember the words you are using to explain the words?

    • @ezekielchojnacki5047
      @ezekielchojnacki5047 3 роки тому +2

      @@LegDayLas not sure how it works I just know a guy with a condition like that

    • @ra5hid101
      @ra5hid101 4 місяці тому

      “ i am not fluent” .

  • @runenorderhaug7646
    @runenorderhaug7646 2 роки тому +14

    With the bubbles thing. Shows sometimes you just have to go the direct approach lol xd

  • @codyvautour1087
    @codyvautour1087 2 роки тому +6

    “Can you do me a favor and say bubbles for me?” SO SMART 🤣

  • @iheartbusterk82
    @iheartbusterk82 4 роки тому +275

    Man, I just love Joe Wilkinson. He played his part in this series to perfection.
    I wonder what the people taking the orders thought.
    I still don’t get the whole corn on Richard’s pizza though. Where did that come from?
    Also Richard’s attempt to get them to say bubbles is truly a “why” moment.

    • @iheartbusterk82
      @iheartbusterk82 4 роки тому +2

      @FaceGrey that makes sense. Just interesting how he’s the only one with it.

    • @ISAAC55543
      @ISAAC55543 4 роки тому +8

      @@iheartbusterk82 Different pizzerias

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 4 роки тому +2

      Jon's and Katherine's also had corn! must be a UK thing

    • @thatLukeKneller
      @thatLukeKneller 3 роки тому +3

      I think it's common for vegi pizzas

  • @user-ii7sz1tq5r
    @user-ii7sz1tq5r 4 роки тому +277

    I’ll be like : ‘ you know the power puff girls??’
    ‘Yeah?’
    ‘Can you please tell me the blue ones name?’
    Worth a shot

    • @alias3660
      @alias3660 4 роки тому +11

      if that one pizza chick couldnt even understand that circular slices of meat was supposed to be interpreted as "pepperoni" idk if she'll get that cultural reference tbh lol

    • @blah7983
      @blah7983 4 роки тому +10

      Was that show popular in England

    • @luvlycan
      @luvlycan 4 роки тому

      Bubbles was the yellow one... If I remember correctly

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 роки тому

      MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK

    • @PandaFan2443
      @PandaFan2443 3 роки тому +5

      @@luvlycan There was no yellow one, but the blue one had yellow hair.

  • @arsean6474
    @arsean6474 4 роки тому +257

    Them: Order pizza without saying 'pizza'
    Me and other 384k people: *Interesting*

    • @hiimjustin8826
      @hiimjustin8826 4 роки тому +2

      This was always a shit meme but I'm glad you Brits love it

  • @elescobars
    @elescobars 3 роки тому +7

    "The stuff that melts... I forget the word, I'm not from England" had me dead 😂

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 2 роки тому +9

    It's incredible, that no one realized they could have just told the pizza place they were filming Taskmaster and couldn't say out loud certain words. Would have made it easier.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Рік тому +5

      Which is likely why they banned the contestants from mentioning TM or TV in the phone task in series 12

  • @puj71
    @puj71 4 роки тому +21

    If I was that person the phone and got asked "Can you say bubbles?'
    Id say, " Mayyyybbbeeee??"

  • @LillianRZP
    @LillianRZP 4 роки тому +158

    You know, the task only says "order a pizza", it doesn't say you have to call, I would have ordered on the website 😂

    • @Veenbuen1
      @Veenbuen1 4 роки тому +14

      That wouldn’t offer as much comedic value sadly, other than the act itself being quirky and all lol.

    • @heroinboblivesagain5478
      @heroinboblivesagain5478 3 роки тому +1

      @@Veenbuen1 But thats part of the fun! I love when they solve the task in a creative way.

  • @XanthosAcanthus
    @XanthosAcanthus 4 роки тому +263

    Why didn't they just say pie? Is that an American thing?
    Edit: oh, they did say pie.

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 4 роки тому +33

      It's an American thing mostly, I've never heard it used in the UK. It was the Canadian who said 'pie' in the end :)

    • @XanthosAcanthus
      @XanthosAcanthus 4 роки тому +16

      Josh uhh, no.

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 4 роки тому +17

      @@Josh-ez1bt Google says it's typically a NY/Northeastern term coined by Italian immigrants, so yes, Americans do say pie

    • @emartinez2740
      @emartinez2740 4 роки тому +3

      Josh It’s not common but I hear it often in Florida. Even watching comedy shoes like Key and Peele the pizza place episode they say it.

    • @XanthosAcanthus
      @XanthosAcanthus 4 роки тому +1

      @@emartinez2740 even here in Alabama. There are some places here where the pizza is literally a pie too. Like 1 1/2 (maybe even more. Haven't been there in a minute) inches of sauce, meat, veggies, and cheese.

  • @Kellexar
    @Kellexar 2 роки тому +5

    I really thought someone would be like "hey mate I'm on a TV show doing a challenge so I can't say some words"

  • @Bruh.259
    @Bruh.259 3 роки тому +65

    I like how no one mentions the vegetarian pizza with bacon and pepperoni on it lol

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +1

      Congratulations, you pointed out the obvious joke.

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains 2 роки тому +3

      @@HOTD108_ he's referring to the people taking the order, they didn't question it at all, he's not talking about the comment section or "pointing out the joke"

  • @t.estable3856
    @t.estable3856 4 роки тому +75

    They should have ordered "Supreme" Pizzas and then asked to sub the beef and sausage out for "Breakfast Pork". Hold the sauce and said they were lactose intolerant.

    • @charityjustus431
      @charityjustus431 3 роки тому +1

      Clever you

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +2

      You'd fail the task for not ordering a vegetarian. The task specifically says you need to order it as a vegetarian.

  • @Soloman_Gumball
    @Soloman_Gumball 4 роки тому +36

    This was such a good challenge idea.

  • @6709LeftzBehind
    @6709LeftzBehind 4 роки тому +21

    Key words and phrases: dairy-free, veggies, plants, greens, red sauce, classic toppings, meat (strips/patties/crumble)

  • @ThalesWell
    @ThalesWell 3 роки тому +20

    I know the sauce is made with tomato, but who wouldn't hear "no tomato" and simply not add fresh tomatoes as a topping, rather than think to remove the sauce entirely?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +2

      Um, did you not listen to the task? They were told specifically to have the sauce removed.

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains 2 роки тому +6

      @@HOTD108_ Um, did you not read the comment? He's explaining why it wasn't removed when it was supposed to be.

    • @LesserMoffHootkins
      @LesserMoffHootkins 2 роки тому

      Marinara

  • @benb6527
    @benb6527 3 роки тому +2

    This is the clip that started me binging taskmaster. Love it.

  • @Msdufr
    @Msdufr 4 роки тому +174

    I guess they don’t use the word “pie” to mean pizza there lol

    • @duranpredur1098
      @duranpredur1098 4 роки тому +23

      Katherine said "pie" when she called back to remove the melty stuff from the doughy circular meal.

    • @Msdufr
      @Msdufr 4 роки тому +1

      @@duranpredur1098 yeah I noticed that after I wrote my comment

    • @amplexumpessimus5027
      @amplexumpessimus5027 4 роки тому +7

      @@duranpredur1098 she's the only North American there

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 3 роки тому

      Europeans dont say "pie" ?

    • @Elrog3
      @Elrog3 3 роки тому +1

      @@amplexumpessimus5027 I've never heard anyone call a pizza a pie before in the US. Is it a Canadian thing?

  • @RossMcDowall94
    @RossMcDowall94 4 роки тому +25

    1:00 didnt saw you couldnt say bubbles

  • @mrpinkshirt4
    @mrpinkshirt4 4 роки тому +7

    Maybe it's not a common term across the pond, but in the US an easy way to not ask for a "pizza" is just to ask for a "pie."

  • @Zedja
    @Zedja 3 роки тому +8

    To get the pizza itself you can call it a big pie. And to say bubbles, just ask for a drink with bubbles and repeat that it's important that it has bubbles.

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 5 місяців тому +3

    As a professional prank caller I would have absolutely owned this. The first thing you got to do is make up a foreign accent and pretend you don't speak English that well. And then you lead them where you want them to go

  • @Squilliam_Oinkerton
    @Squilliam_Oinkerton 4 роки тому +107

    Biggest size pie in the no animal flesh style, but lactose free and no red liquid stuff add pink cured slices of pork and spicy cured sausage slices. My name? B-u-b-b-l-e-s

  • @user-qu2vx9tp1q
    @user-qu2vx9tp1q 4 роки тому +125

    Literally for pizza just use “a pie”

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 4 роки тому +13

      I don't think the brits know that.

    • @bd1043
      @bd1043 4 роки тому +2

      Was thinking that exact thing lmaooo

    • @BiancaZhou
      @BiancaZhou 4 роки тому +4

      “Flatbread” works great too especially because they didn’t have cheese or sauce LOL

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 роки тому +4

      @@JojoTheVulture Everybody "knows" that pie can = pizza. Many people think it's a stupid shorthand, but never the less, if you call a store that sells pizza and ask for a pie, they know you are one of "those people" and will proceed with the order.

    • @inspectorseb5286
      @inspectorseb5286 3 роки тому +7

      Pie for pizza and sandwich for hamburger is a US only thing

  • @DangitManee
    @DangitManee 4 роки тому +39

    Just say “what are your pork topping options?” Then when they say which one say “that one!”

  • @kylespevak6781
    @kylespevak6781 5 місяців тому +1

    The girl saying "venti" for large was such a big brain move

  • @ube4557
    @ube4557 20 днів тому +1

    "could you tell me your most popular order" and pray its the same pizza they want u to order

  • @prathamtawar1163
    @prathamtawar1163 4 роки тому +14

    Me ordering pizza- Can you please read out the menu for me.
    Pizza guy:- Yeah, sure.
    Me- Yes, a no.9 plz

    • @PravinDahal
      @PravinDahal 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, except there's no vegetarian pizza with bacon and pepperoni in it.

  • @andrewwoan
    @andrewwoan 4 роки тому +35

    LOL that guy just started spelling out the word. that's genius!

    • @andrewwoan
      @andrewwoan 4 роки тому +3

      @Devin Ians yea it shoulda been against the rules

    • @punkrockdavid
      @punkrockdavid 4 роки тому

      They didn’t clearly think out the rule.

  • @Chibitizer
    @Chibitizer 2 роки тому +6

    reads the topping list: That's just a classic Supreme Pizza from Little Caesars.

  • @nicholaspenland6394
    @nicholaspenland6394 Рік тому +1

    "Hi! I would like to order a 14 inch with no extra toppings"

  • @safrprojects
    @safrprojects 3 роки тому +11

    Genuinely surprised nobody ordered a normal pizza that would've tasted good just to get free pizza

  • @gawdawful2742
    @gawdawful2742 4 роки тому +56

    Order a Pizza Without Saying 'Pizza'
    New Yorkers and Bostoners: *Ahaaaaa..*

  • @darkySp
    @darkySp 4 роки тому +223

    "Sorry, i'm not fron England"
    She said in a British accent

    • @TheGamingParadise22
      @TheGamingParadise22 4 роки тому +17

      She was the only one who wasn’t British tho

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp 4 роки тому

      @@TheGamingParadise22 Really ? Her accent sounded pretty British

    • @michaelwolfe7970
      @michaelwolfe7970 4 роки тому +5

      yeah no I didn't think her accent was very British at all. i could understand her

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 4 роки тому +2

      the only word she said in a British accent is "tomato." she's Canadian

    • @alias3660
      @alias3660 4 роки тому +7

      Very confused to read that some people thought that Katharine sounds British, since especially when juxtaposed with the native English fellas I think it makes it even more clear she's not from England (she's Canadian!)

  • @Therealalbot
    @Therealalbot 4 роки тому +5

    If I ever set up a landline, that's the phone I want.

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 4 роки тому +17

    Finding this show has given me some of the heartiest laughs I’ve had in awhile.

  • @jonahdove1902
    @jonahdove1902 3 роки тому +2

    “Hi, I made a bet that I could place a certain order without saying certain words; would you be willing to work with me? I’ll add half the bet to the tip.”

  • @cooljammer00
    @cooljammer00 3 роки тому +6

    Where I'm from, I can call a pizzeria up and just ask for a "pie" and this would be incredibly easy.

  • @MarshallNemesis
    @MarshallNemesis 3 роки тому +5

    Everyone is trying to trick the pizza guy to say bubbles
    Dude with beard: could you please say the word « bubbles » for me?
    *ding bonus point acquired*

  • @smexyphysics
    @smexyphysics 4 роки тому +41

    I'm not from England so I don't know the word for cheese... that was hilarious.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 роки тому

      I would have said I was lactose intolerant and vegan shit is gross af

  • @CamilaFuentes0227
    @CamilaFuentes0227 3 роки тому +1

    This is the video that brought me to my obsession with taskmaster. Tyvm!

  • @bulletmaster
    @bulletmaster 5 місяців тому +2

    I think Catherine Should have gotten the highest score, she did the assignment flawlessly

  • @BigScottyMcCreeryFan
    @BigScottyMcCreeryFan 3 роки тому +7

    "I'm not from England, but I speak the language fluently and don't know the word cheese"
    Not an exact quote but that whole commentary had me dying 🤣

    • @pinut187
      @pinut187 3 роки тому

      She is from Canada actually

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@pinut187 No, she's from North America actually.

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains 2 роки тому

      @@HOTD108_ That's the same thing

  • @Justin-eo3pp
    @Justin-eo3pp 2 роки тому +3

    "One of your round, doughy meals" 😂😂💀

  • @QuakeNLD
    @QuakeNLD 3 роки тому +22

    Dude, can they just not say: "hey, I am in a game show and the objective is to order a certain product without using a certain list of words. They gonna pay for it, so feel free to make this as expansive as ya want."

    • @ThePCJohnson
      @ThePCJohnson 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't be so sure that the contestants didn't have to pay for pizzas themselves. This is the BBC, not an American show that gives away several thousand dollars and a few cars every episode.

    • @nicholasvandervelden450
      @nicholasvandervelden450 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThePCJohnson Not to mention, back when it was a one-man project the first task Alex assigned was "put as much money in my bank account as possible"

    • @invictrus
      @invictrus 3 роки тому +1

      This.
      There's no rule against explaining that you have to act stupid for a few minutes.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +3

      But you'd fail the task for not ordering the correct pizza. Wtf??

  • @newt0n_
    @newt0n_ 3 роки тому +1

    Call pizza shop, say "can I get a large pepperoni please" win

  • @sans2744
    @sans2744 2 роки тому +1

    I never saw a video from the Taskmaster before and I thought this was one of those charisma tip videos.

  • @Andy-Mesa
    @Andy-Mesa 4 роки тому +67

    Can someone explain to me what a “vegetarian” pizza is, if it has bacon and pepperoni on it?

    • @Khyrid
      @Khyrid 4 роки тому +51

      The pig was grown in a field, so it counts as a plant.

    • @grassCrow
      @grassCrow 4 роки тому +3

      Andy Mesa yea, its a vegetarian pizza with pepperoni and bacon

    • @MyLifeInBinary
      @MyLifeInBinary 4 роки тому +1

      It's a vegetarian's "cheat day pizza". Cheating on their vegetarian diet that is.

    • @UnbornHeretic
      @UnbornHeretic 4 роки тому +11

      Vegetarian is not the adjective of the pizza, it is what the pizza with vegetables on it is called. Like ordering a meat lovers pizza with peppers. Or like ordering a hawaiian pizza with pepperoni.

    • @ezraleite7260
      @ezraleite7260 4 роки тому

      Unborn Heretic i’ve never heard it that way, but that makes sense.

  • @XIBS117IX
    @XIBS117IX 2 роки тому +12

    Joe doing all that work the not say bacon, and then to reply "bacon, yeah" after he gets the guy to say it. That had me dieing.