4:08 He obviously has never been in a desert. Stationed in Iraq, the temp would be 123° at 4 pm. By 10pm, temp would drop low enough that frost would form on our equipment. So yes, temps can drop 60+° in less than 3 or 4 hrs.
This was on Netflix for years. This special is like 10 years old. Still my favorite special of all time and ive probably seen literally 2,000+ sets and specials and almost every popular mainstream comic live if they came to Florida and this is better than them all. Dan Cummins in "Deal with the devil" basically ripped off this whole set to.
Hey I totally relate to his comment on a relationship.I’ve had that I can’t live without you relationship and that’s not love it’s codependency. I don’t want or need you to need me. What I want is for us to both be able to have our own separate lives and our lives together because we both can live without each other but we both want to be together kinda simple really but not really at least that’s my experience
Funny but 60* temperature swings happen in the St Louis & fuggin deserts. One more so than the other. We ((STL) can wake up to frost and still have a 78* afternoon. For a whole week or month. Blah blah
Hilarious yes, but at this point to say quite disturbing won’t quite cut it. It seems we’ve surpassed everyday ordinary stupidity and the dip shits have got us outnumbered. It’s idiocracy and we’re living it in real time. Holy hell, I swear I’ve shaken my head so much that repetitive motion has become whiplash or maybe I just might’ve been a bobble head in a past life
I once worked at a building where people would constantly violate the elevator rule. So I made a sign and slid it into the plastic holder where they keep the elevator certificate. The sign said: An Elevator is a box. If you want to put more things in the box, you must first take things out of the box. To those of you who are not drooling idiots, I apologize for the necessity of posting this note. Clearly the drooling idiots were offended because the sign didn't last long. 😁
" I don't know who the fuck you think you are.... you're not."😂😂😂
I'm stealing this for my day to day life!
This video is like 8 years old. I’ve seen it a few times and still funny every time.
Great name
8 years old? Is this guy still doing comedy? Never heard of him.
Makes since, a cup of Starbucks hasn’t been five bucks for a long time
Never gets old. The Portland set is great too. Talk about a makeover lol
This definitely deserves way more views and a shit ton of more likes
I saw this several years ago and this guy is freakin’ hilarious big time! I’m happy to see it pop up again, worth the watch! TFS😅✌️
This guy is "hella" funny. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Porter is my spirit animal
Is he fríends with todd Barry?
OMG! 😂😂😂 First time here, I found myself another ‘new’ favorite!
You’re hilarious x 100 🤣🤣
Definitely check out his justin verlander bit
Chris is the man. I’ve seen him perform numerous times and he’s always in point!
Oh my God he was so hilarious..... . 🤣🤣🤣 I was laughing the entire time
How have I never heard of this guy? Funny af. 😅😂
Dude said it's like having a puppy that can text you! 😄🤣
Golden Gem
One of my favorites.
Oldie but a goodie. 😂
Cant stand those elevator idiots! 😂😂
4:08 He obviously has never been in a desert. Stationed in Iraq, the temp would be 123° at 4 pm. By 10pm, temp would drop low enough that frost would form on our equipment. So yes, temps can drop 60+° in less than 3 or 4 hrs.
Not In Florida. Also, 1600 to 2200 is 6 hours. You must have been a marine 😂
It's my first time watching this guy he's hilarious 😂😂😂😂, watching him for the 2nd time this week
This was on Netflix for years. This special is like 10 years old. Still my favorite special of all time and ive probably seen literally 2,000+ sets and specials and almost every popular mainstream comic live if they came to Florida and this is better than them all. Dan Cummins in "Deal with the devil" basically ripped off this whole set to.
This was the comedy bit that got me loving stand-up...
Lol love the sarcasm
Always hilarious!
Very funny chap. Thanks. Chris from England
Also wanna compliment your awesome outfit the kind my dad wore when I was mini me!! 👑 😄
Well, this made me laugh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BTW… he’s even more handsome now; without the hair!
Chris's stand-up is PURE GOLD. I've seen both of his specials. He is definitely in the top 3 of my favorites.
Damn! Dude killed.
Haha where i live, 2 weeks ago. It was 31 in the am, 84 out by 4pm
Refreshing, laughing
Hilarious 😂
I love his outfit man
Great outfit!.
everytime the universe reminds me of this guy.. i watch it..
When was this recorded.....? If he's rocking flairs in 2024.....bro 👀 fuggin respect 🤙😂
Nah, it's from his 2013 set in Kansas City
@helljumper912 still 2013 and smashing the flairs...... Fuggin respect.
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You look weird too... HAHAHHHAHHHA... Hilarious opening.
Chris !!
Hey I totally relate to his comment on a relationship.I’ve had that I can’t live without you relationship and that’s not love it’s codependency. I don’t want or need you to need me. What I want is for us to both be able to have our own separate lives and our lives together because we both can live without each other but we both want to be together kinda simple really but not really at least that’s my experience
9:03
She just wanted to talk to you
Funny but 60* temperature swings happen in the St Louis & fuggin deserts. One more so than the other. We ((STL) can wake up to frost and still have a 78* afternoon. For a whole week or month. Blah blah
Correction: Starbucks choices are in Spanish and Italian which is twice as dumb.
Hilarious yes, but at this point to say quite disturbing won’t quite cut it. It seems we’ve surpassed everyday ordinary stupidity and the dip shits have got us outnumbered. It’s idiocracy and we’re living it in real time. Holy hell, I swear I’ve shaken my head so much that repetitive motion has become whiplash or maybe I just might’ve been a bobble head in a past life
@@Drucipher6996then quit destroying our economy
Free on Tubi 😅
Yeah I didn't understand the Coors light beer joke but that's fine lol. He was still funny
Well if I wasn't going to a Starbucks before I damn sure ain't going to a Starbucks now
UA-cam has gone off the deep end with commercials. 15 in one 30 min video. Damn.
I once worked at a building where people would constantly violate the elevator rule. So I made a sign and slid it into the plastic holder where they keep the elevator certificate. The sign said:
An Elevator is a box.
If you want to put more things in the box, you must first take things out of the box.
To those of you who are not drooling idiots, I apologize for the necessity of posting this note.
Clearly the drooling idiots were offended because the sign didn't last long. 😁
The tittle 🤭😂😂😂🎉
Im going to taco bell for sure
I always pictured him looking completely different
They do complain🍺
😂😂
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Im so tired of the censorship. Its a joke, stop omitting the words.
I fn HATE taco Bell
No likes and no views bro fell off
check again
He uses too much GD and profanity to make up for not being funny
Stick to Christian comedy. It's hella.funny🙄