Castle Super Beast Animated: Florida Man and Bait Cars

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024
  • If you're wondering why there's no border checkpoint, they discontinued that when they realized it was cheaper not having to pay border patrol on top of the fact that nobody would voluntarily enter the United States, much less to get to Florida.
    Featuring the voices of ‪@WoolieVersus‬ , ‪@PatStaresAt‬ and ‪@PeachSaliva‬
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    Audio sources:
    superbestfrien...
    Pat Stares At The Color Purple: • Pat Stares At The Colo...
    Music used:
    Vanguard Valkyrie - Turn Around
    Fable - Chapel of Evil
    Left4Dead2 OST
    Undertale - Home

КОМЕНТАРІ • 472

  • @Toxic_Korgi
    @Toxic_Korgi 3 роки тому +720

    "Why are you so weird?"
    - Tiny man from French Kentucky who nearly had a fistfight with a woman over a slice of ham

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 3 роки тому +65

      French Kentucky is the best thing I have heard in a while!

    • @alexmercerrodarte
      @alexmercerrodarte 3 роки тому +37

      That's what I'm gonna call Quebec from now on or just canada in general

    • @cal593
      @cal593 3 роки тому +13

      THE BEST CANADA IS FRENCH CANADA

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 3 роки тому +21

      Don’t forget to mention the woman was the one more in the wrong

    • @SuperInsanewolf
      @SuperInsanewolf 3 роки тому +18

      don't forget the other time they almost got into a fistfight over something being purple, pat is a crazy person for thinking that's purple

  • @YourBuddyBrady
    @YourBuddyBrady 3 роки тому +779

    Canadians don't know nothing about late night quilting.

    • @purplelemondoesstuff3044
      @purplelemondoesstuff3044 3 роки тому +46

      It's the Great American Secret

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 3 роки тому +20

      Aw, that ending was really sweet in hindsight, i bust several guts at every bit they added- good job Remerai!

    • @liger04
      @liger04 3 роки тому +26

      Don't forget the late night DDR. That's why night workers wear such skimpy clothes, improved range of motion means better results on high BPM songs.

    • @psycholuigiman
      @psycholuigiman 3 роки тому +6

      Canadians don't know much, period. They still think maple syrup is their export, and not one of their biggest imports from America.

    • @117johnpar
      @117johnpar 3 роки тому +6

      I had always assumed they were uncultured in this respect.

  • @acwalker1376
    @acwalker1376 3 роки тому +1114

    Florida Man invoking the State Seal of Florida as his summoning sigil hits in a way I never knew I needed or wanted

    • @GoldLight73
      @GoldLight73 3 роки тому +56

      Every state should have an avatar. Then we get all 50 (or maybe just 48 of them) to fight to the death.

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 3 роки тому +37

      @@GoldLight73 Yo, that's a fighting game idea right there.

    • @GoldLight73
      @GoldLight73 3 роки тому +32

      @@juniorjunior5884 The final boss would be Uncle Sam.

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 3 роки тому +16

      @@GoldLight73 So G from street fighter.

    • @GoldLight73
      @GoldLight73 3 роки тому +29

      @@juniorjunior5884 Legally Distinct G from Street Fighter.

  • @ojrmk1
    @ojrmk1 3 роки тому +912

    Remeraiverse Woolie and Pat are considerably more competent than their real world counterparts. Driving and everything!

    • @DookieKingBlu
      @DookieKingBlu 3 роки тому +77

      to be fair Superior clone Woolie is driving

    • @ojrmk1
      @ojrmk1 3 роки тому +22

      @@DookieKingBlu Fair point. Well made.

    • @toob46
      @toob46 3 роки тому +5

      First thing I thought of when I saw them driving the car.

    • @elinaberg1329
      @elinaberg1329 3 роки тому +9

      On the other hand, they did hit and killed a few Pats in the intro..

    • @Grab_001
      @Grab_001 3 роки тому +5

      @@elinaberg1329 they deserved it

  • @matthewcoyle4131
    @matthewcoyle4131 3 роки тому +307

    The scariest part about Florida man is that *He's everywhere. Florida just has super transparent arrest records. So you can only easily detect him in Florida.*

    • @michaelortiz1561
      @michaelortiz1561 3 роки тому +28

      Actually finding the real reason for Florida man in a youtube comment section?! Im shocked

    • @leafgreenbeast
      @leafgreenbeast 3 роки тому +13

      florida man is no single man, but a state of being--the embodiment of the land we walk upon. should the balance be threatened the state shall imbue the nearest appropriate vessel with the powers of [florida man], that they might bring chaos where there is order and reset the scales anew.

    • @Tiersenhiphop
      @Tiersenhiphop 3 роки тому +8

      No there’s only Florida man in Florida the rest are hollow copies.

    • @wselfwulfwulf9746
      @wselfwulfwulf9746 2 роки тому +7

      @@Tiersenhiphop You say that but South Carolina Man is basically Florida Man's Vergil.
      Don't go to Myrtle Beach.

    • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
      @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Рік тому +3

      Ah yes, the Southern US, where the "Florida Man Everywhere" system is in full effect

  • @magnumbadguy9354
    @magnumbadguy9354 3 роки тому +644

    Florida is a constant PvP zone, where only the strong survive.
    Someone please make Florida man Royale.

    • @afterpasthours7504
      @afterpasthours7504 3 роки тому +33

      The chill that runs up your spine late at night is just the server-wide notification that there are no more moderators to save you, you’re free for anyone looking to scrap.
      Always constant PvP-enabled dark zone.

    • @Koters9
      @Koters9 3 роки тому +5

      Cuisine Royale is pretty close.

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 3 роки тому +4

      I hear they got a new challenger yesterday.

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 3 роки тому +10

      You know I got used to the faded instrumentals of Rules of Nature at all times but I crossed that walgreens parking lot to get to the adjacent cvs parking lot, entered the AOE zone and suddenly the lyrics kicked in??? I'm scared-

    • @GELTONZ
      @GELTONZ 3 роки тому +4

      You know, considering how stupid Fortnite is? With fish people and magic toxic soft drinks that melt people and a killer storm and shit? I wouldn't be surprised if Fortnite *IS* Florida.

  • @AnimeManiacAndres
    @AnimeManiacAndres 3 роки тому +325

    Those cars are watchers, guardians for if the British ever attack again.

    • @mrman6035
      @mrman6035 3 роки тому +32

      The British don't exist, right? Right???

    • @justsomeguy9206
      @justsomeguy9206 3 роки тому +33

      We are safe from the British within our walls, they have not breached them for over 100 years.

    • @siamzero9480
      @siamzero9480 3 роки тому +14

      As Canada is part of the Commonwealth, Woolie was close enough

    • @DoggyDisk
      @DoggyDisk 3 роки тому +11

      @@justsomeguy9206 But who knows where the British came from. Have they always been here?

    • @Nekufan1000000
      @Nekufan1000000 3 роки тому +11

      @@siamzero9480 Why do you think HE always sees them? They're watching him, he's too close to Bri'ish.

  • @squidyy2k
    @squidyy2k 3 роки тому +337

    Alright. South Carolina resi here. The car thing is crackheads. It’s always crackheads. We have a lot of them. If you ignore them then you should be fine.

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr 3 роки тому +34

      Crackheads are scary if you’ve not been exposed to them often. Especially crackheads who’s out of cash.

    • @SharkNinjaBlueStar
      @SharkNinjaBlueStar 3 роки тому +29

      Alabamian here, and that's usually it. That or meth.

    • @josh-oo
      @josh-oo 3 роки тому +2

      Are they like the zombies from Days Gone if they notice you?

    • @jackpollard550
      @jackpollard550 3 роки тому +16

      @@josh-oo It’s not that they’re zombies, it’s that they’re just super aggro freakazoids. They’re either alone or in small groups; either option is bad for you if you rile them up.

    • @josh-oo
      @josh-oo 3 роки тому +1

      @@jackpollard550 Nah, I meant do travel in packs, are they super fast, and will they chase you for miles. Sounds like I got my answer either way.

  • @thezambambo2184
    @thezambambo2184 2 роки тому +24

    Fun fact: Florida has open arrest records, so when news is slow, networks pick up the ridiculous stories, which is how you hear about them so often

  • @N_Moli
    @N_Moli 3 роки тому +101

    "The spirit of Florida". I love how the magic circle is just our state emblem, but red.

  • @eddboil3631
    @eddboil3631 3 роки тому +146

    The car thing is either people eating, smoking, making out/boinking, or staring into their car after a 12 hour shift. It can also be gang members taking care of their turf

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 роки тому +10

      In Phoenix its usually the guy. You know, The Guy. He's The Guy you go to and hand a wad of cash and he hands you a baggie. How much cash? What's in the baggie? If you wanna find out you're opening yourself up to some major shit.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 роки тому +2

      *BOINKING* 🥴

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 роки тому +4

      @@ChargeQM lol bless

    • @chooseyouhandle
      @chooseyouhandle 3 роки тому +3

      People do those things in Canada too. So why has Woolie never seen that car in Montreal?

  • @luckyday5721
    @luckyday5721 3 роки тому +292

    I just want to say making everything that would be seen as negative into a wholesome good time is super good please do that more that ending gave me a big smile.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe not _every_ time? Then it loses the charm, trope, purpose, or appeal, I suppose, but for some percentage of the time, you're right. Also, thank you that this video had several instances of that, one I had already seen before seeing this comment,, so I didn't feel _super_ spoiled for finding your words here.

    • @lnfreeman
      @lnfreeman 3 роки тому +10

      @@ChrisPoindexter98 why are you reading all the comments before watching the eight-minute video? It's Remerai, there's going to be shenanigans.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 3 роки тому +1

      @@lnfreeman _fair point_ 🥴 like, _of course,_ I'll probably get spoilers by "accident" doing that

  • @SpartanSniper3
    @SpartanSniper3 3 роки тому +262

    I feel kinda self conscious by that last discussion because I was actually the only car parked in a lot last night. I worked late and hit a 24hr drive thru and started heading home and I decided my hunger couldn't wait part way there, so I pulled into the Home Depot parking lot for twenty minutes and ate my food. This video just made me aware of how people were probably looking at me at one in the morning, parked in an empty lot with the lights on. 😅

    • @UrFremJoJo
      @UrFremJoJo 3 роки тому +12

      Jesus Christ this comment hit me harder than I thought it would.

    • @triel14
      @triel14 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah but you were probably in your car, and visible, if you left the car the eat that’d be weird.

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 3 роки тому +33

      Tbf from the outside and at a distance you might as well have been eating a baby

    • @malo9792
      @malo9792 3 роки тому +3

      @@triel14 what? Nobody leaves their car when they're being sketchy in a lot bruh

    • @triel14
      @triel14 3 роки тому +3

      @@malo9792 what I mean is this guy was thinking he’d gotten weird looks by eating in his car at 1am, but it’s weirder to see an idling car in a lot at night. But you are right, anyone who’s acting sus wouldn’t risk leaving their car unattended.

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 3 роки тому +380

    As a Florida Man myself, let me tell you, the accuracy on this brings a tear to my eyes. Legit ran away from home over a decade ago to get away from the hellscape I had been forced to grow up in, and I have never gone back. You'll have to drag me back in a fucking body bag. I've seen everything you can imagine. The darkest things. True Story Time, from my memory vault of Florida's evils:
    It was in the Everglades, where my dad worked. The afternoon heat, bearing down on my soul as I can feel my skin and eyes burn from the sweat that comes to rest on my eyelids, humidity clogging my throat and settling in my chest as the sawgrass slices thin lacerations up my legs, the blood trickling into my socks as I run from another violent stranger who has decided, for some indecipherable reason, to hunt me down like an animal.
    Alligators, Florida Panthers, coral snakes, and other deadly local life are nothing-- They are kind, in the face of the humans who spawn in that place, which is darkest of all despite the unrelenting agony of the perpetual sun. I proceeded, unafraid of ancient beasts, and afraid only of the beast that is mankind.
    I ran, and while I could see the glimmer of a machete's edge between the web of mangrove branches, I was briefly safe hidden half below the water line, the stench of the damp soil in Biscayne Bay nearly making me gag if it hadn't been for my desire to remain quiet, perfectly quiet, to avoid detection. I swallowed hot, acrid air and managed to go unseen.
    The machete wielder who had pursued me let out a scream of agony and rage, and when he looked in my direction, whatever drugs he had likely taken had blown out his pupils so that I could not see the colour of his eyes. He was tanned as if he were made of leather, deep grooves in his skin proof of a life haunted by the devils of this very swamp. I could see in him where my life would lead if I remained there, in the land of these eternally damned souls, shuffling wanderers. Somewhere behind me an airboat roared by, likely on its way further into the Everglades.
    The man looked not at me, but through me. He had found me, but could not see me in his enraged distress. I felt the fear ebb away, replaced by pity. All I could hear was the airboat fading into the distance, clicking and chittering of bugs, and the man's heaving breath. The ghost of his scream lingered in the air.
    Finally, he stumbled away, somehow never tripping or losing his balance. I waited for an undeterminable amount of time, only moving when I was afraid of the encroaching sunset. Dusk is when the swamp comes alive. I had to go.
    Slowly, I pulled myself out of the mud and silt that I had settled into, the combination of sweat, blood, and the heat of the air making my clothes shred my skin with every step; The fabric dried in odd folds that made seams into razorblades, caked with filth. I made it back to the station where my dad was working, we reported the man but there was never any investigation or search. There never is.
    It was three more hours until I could get anywhere with a functional shower with clean water; I hosed myself down from the station spigot and stood with hollow eyes, waiting for my dad to start the van so we could finally get home. I sat on a blue plastic tarp in the front seat and listened to the radio. Eric Clapton was playing. My dad chastised me for being too quiet. I sang along, but my heart wasn't in it. My heart was still beating too fast. I didn't cry.
    I was eleven years old when that happened, and it wasn't even remotely the scariest thing that ever happened to me there.
    Example: A few weeks later, same area, I tripped on a human femur that was sticking out of the ground, and. there was a full investigation. Never identified who the bone belonged to, never received any follow up from the cops; We all know bodies are dumped out there. Some people just go there to die. Nobody cares. I cared, and quickly learned that the value of human life does not exist in some places, in the liminal spaces you will find in the most desperate parts of Florida.
    Never go to Florida. I'm from Florida, and I'm begging you, never go there. There is sun, but there is no light.

    • @corazonfeathers8116
      @corazonfeathers8116 3 роки тому +50

      Holy shit this is the most incredible thing I've read today. Props on you for getting through and getting out, man.

    • @saynotop2w
      @saynotop2w 3 роки тому +5

      tldr

    • @ravingPyrotechnician
      @ravingPyrotechnician 3 роки тому +32

      Jesus Christ i need to get out of here

    • @effluviah7544
      @effluviah7544 3 роки тому +33

      @@corazonfeathers8116 Thank you; I'm glad my writing vibes with someone, for real. Getting out wasn't easy (ran away at 16), but it was 100000% worth it. I'd rather be dead where I'm at now than be alive in Florida. Whatever happens in Florida isn't strictly living, anyway.

    • @effluviah7544
      @effluviah7544 3 роки тому +20

      @Foriarez It's all 100% real, I've seen some fucked up things. Thank you; My motivation for doing anything in life is to never end up back in Florida.

  • @FamiliarFacesChannel
    @FamiliarFacesChannel 3 роки тому +137

    Woolie: I almost died...
    Pat: How?
    Woolie: Someone looked at me...

    • @hobbes6392
      @hobbes6392 3 роки тому +61

      An exaggeration yeah. But Florida man is not to be trifled with, he once ate a guy’s face while high on bath salts. It’s not as exaggerated as one would expect

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 3 роки тому +34

      He locked eyes with an avengers level threat.

    • @MatthewPherigo
      @MatthewPherigo 3 роки тому +41

      Clearly you've never been face-to-face with a Florida man. Woolie almost died.

    • @69Kazeshini
      @69Kazeshini 3 роки тому +7

      Florida man is not just someone

    • @cagedcoco1681
      @cagedcoco1681 3 роки тому +17

      [[[!]]]
      "WOOOLIE-CHAN! AAAH-AHHA!"

  • @goodninji8
    @goodninji8 3 роки тому +72

    Stand User: Man of Florida
    Stand Name: 「CRAZY TRAIN」

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 3 роки тому +6

      Menacing aura INTENSIFIES

    • @thestic6349
      @thestic6349 3 роки тому +8

      Dub version is Floridian Male and Insane in the Train.

    • @Oswalius
      @Oswalius 3 роки тому +1

      You fool. Florida Man IS the stand. It just hops between users

  • @dsg2v
    @dsg2v 3 роки тому +20

    I feel like as soon as you cross the border into Florida, the frenzy stat from bloodbourne immediately pops up above your head. The gauge fills more the longer you stay there until u become Florida Man

  • @MadDragon249
    @MadDragon249 3 роки тому +93

    Going back and watching the clip of the purple cat, Pat has never been more wrong.

    • @gunshintenshi
      @gunshintenshi 3 роки тому +16

      you JUST SAID IT WAS PURPLE

    • @Ferromancer86
      @Ferromancer86 3 роки тому +4

      Where can I find this? I desperately need context.
      (Yes, I'm aware that most of the context is just 'Pat & Paige', but I still wanna see it)

    • @CayleDoon
      @CayleDoon 3 роки тому +4

      @@Ferromancer86 space cat probably means warframe

    • @spookhyskeleton
      @spookhyskeleton Рік тому

      @@Ferromancer86
      2 years late but here you go
      ua-cam.com/video/6SGR35EtocQ/v-deo.html

    • @Levitz9
      @Levitz9 8 місяців тому

      @@Ferromancer86 ua-cam.com/video/6SGR35EtocQ/v-deo.html
      It's hysterical, you're in for a treat.

  • @MieldExaminLive
    @MieldExaminLive 3 роки тому +138

    The Florida Man knows where you are at all times.

  • @AsTheWorldSpinsAgain
    @AsTheWorldSpinsAgain 3 роки тому +34

    If you've been homeless but not carless, there have been many hours spent idling in the car.

  • @luckyday5721
    @luckyday5721 3 роки тому +29

    The scared Lynal is great.

  • @halfmasks
    @halfmasks 3 роки тому +88

    we are building a Remerai CSB cinematic universe and i am HERE for it

  • @3picn355
    @3picn355 3 роки тому +48

    I hope you know that I did an actual spit-take with my coffee when seeing the man being possessed by the spirit of Florida at 1:50. Thank you for your service.

  • @Axonn1018
    @Axonn1018 3 роки тому +47

    Florida resident here.
    The stories you see here, have been watered down.
    Edit: But Ceotaku was nice though, it was a pleasure to meet Woolie.

    • @ZeroSonaku
      @ZeroSonaku 3 роки тому

      Were you florifa-man in the parking lot?

  • @animaker9
    @animaker9 11 місяців тому +1

    There's something ablut describing RL events in game terminology that just gets me everytime

  • @10kRats
    @10kRats 3 роки тому +75

    Remember kids, this is what having a high Shivers stat does to you

    • @Sharmanixs
      @Sharmanixs 3 роки тому +5

      Or a high electro-chemistry if you're in the car, baby!

    • @Katagara84
      @Katagara84 3 роки тому +22

      What's the deal with this car? There's no one in it, there's no one around, but the light is clearly on inside.
      Shivers [Challenging: Success] - Across the water and beneath the smokestacks and bleak skies of Coal City, a trio of young men huddle in the back of their Stas-Rajko. A single dull light illuminates the cabin. Between them lies a lovingly knitted quilt, adorned with patches near and dear to each. Their sole reprieve from the harshness of life.
      Electrochemistry [Trivial: Success] - Definitely shooting up. You know, the good stuff. You should go knock on the window, see if they're the sharing type Do it.

    • @Sharmanixs
      @Sharmanixs 3 роки тому +4

      @@Katagara84 Oh man I love this comment, you captured the tone perfectly!
      Would Inland Empire just be you talking/ making out with the car itself then?

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 3 роки тому +2

      While I'd agree, FL is a hell scape.
      *FUCK FLORIDA DON'T COME HERE*

  • @tylergregoire1763
    @tylergregoire1763 3 роки тому +51

    My dad’s in Florida right now. That place is a hellhole.

  • @michaelortiz1561
    @michaelortiz1561 3 роки тому +10

    I love how they talk about Florida man when woolie literally runs the podcast with Canada's version of Florida man

  • @marialuke2116
    @marialuke2116 3 роки тому +11

    "America why are you so weird?"
    We are constantly in a state of quiet distress.
    (50(+?) states of quiet distress, actually.)

    • @spookhyskeleton
      @spookhyskeleton 2 роки тому

      God that pfp
      Terrified my teenage years

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 2 роки тому

      @@spookhyskeleton Huhuhuhu☆
      (real talk though, same in middle-to-junior-high-school years.)

  • @ChipIzumi
    @ChipIzumi 3 роки тому +79

    These Canadians really gonna throw shade at America like they don't have the Highway of Tears; Where it's illegal to hitchhike because of the murder rate?

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 3 роки тому +28

      Yeah but its normal murder up there from people. In Florida any random ass thing will kill you, crack head Jim bob, a gaitor, mosquito swarm, literal fucking toxic Apple Trees that can fuckin kill you if you so much as stand near one on a windy day.
      Can you even fathom gettin got by a goddang Apple tree? I cant and I constantly think about it everyday.

    • @moopersworthninjason42nd81
      @moopersworthninjason42nd81 3 роки тому +7

      @@Ehh..... the machineel? We got some of those in Mexico too. But fuck em. I'm glad they're endangered

    • @chooseyouhandle
      @chooseyouhandle 3 роки тому +9

      every country has some fucked up shit

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ehh..... I have not heard about these toxic apple tree things. What are they?

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 3 роки тому +8

      ​@@KageMinowara The Manchineel Tree. Every part from the apple to the bark to the leaves is toxic to humans.

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 3 роки тому +13

    Actual headline:
    "Florida Man claims cocaine on his nose isn't his"

  • @andresmith1317
    @andresmith1317 3 роки тому +21

    That shot of the needle fully gave me a shock of anxiety

  • @saltmiester720
    @saltmiester720 3 роки тому +30

    My boy made another masterpiece

  • @LordDravenXol
    @LordDravenXol 3 роки тому +1

    Every state is just an eldritch being that's asleep. Florida is just finally awake.

  • @darylsummers3338
    @darylsummers3338 3 роки тому +32

    Florida Man is exactly the kind of person that would both appear in and have an entire sidequest storyline dedicated to him in a Yakuza game.

    • @Rainbow_Snake
      @Rainbow_Snake 3 роки тому +8

      No, Florida Man would be this weird version of Mr. Shakedown that takes your equipment when you lose to him and replaces it with dirty rags.

  • @Foamypeon
    @Foamypeon 3 роки тому +18

    Lmao imagine being a powerful interstellar shape shifter, you land on earth but unfortunately believe Pat is the planet's most powerful being

  • @darkspire91
    @darkspire91 3 роки тому +2

    Another 'real answer'. Florida is humid as fuck. The car is idling because the occupants are running the AC.

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 3 роки тому +9

    Woolie, shirtless: So, this is what they call a heartwarming reunion?
    Machete Man, also shirtless: (flicks machete from his Iajutsu sheath) You got that right.

  • @danherondraws
    @danherondraws 3 роки тому +9

    6:21
    I just love how that last NO cuts, the timing is just right!

  • @EmeraldLance
    @EmeraldLance 3 роки тому +3

    Texas resident here. Truth is, sometimes I'll go out for some late night fast food, and I'll often find a private little space in a nearby parking lot to eat; I keep my car on because it's Texas and that air conditioner is life, even in the middle of the night. I wonder how often it really is crack heads, and how often it's someone like me who just wants a quiet spot to eat his Whataburger?

  • @NEEDbacon
    @NEEDbacon 3 роки тому +11

    Those pats in the beginning are the perfect representation of mind goblins.

  • @AwesomePolarBear
    @AwesomePolarBear 3 роки тому +13

    Holy shit flordia man behind pat at 3:04 genuinely made me jump lmao. Gread vid!

    • @Idnesra
      @Idnesra 3 роки тому

      Shit me too. It's really spooky.

  • @QuietViking
    @QuietViking 3 роки тому +7

    This is great! Whenever I thought about animating the Florida man story, I couldn't come up with how to do it. This is way better than anything I could come up with.

  • @Shiibbae
    @Shiibbae 3 роки тому +5

    The fact that there’s a canon CSB universe now is so inspiring, I couldn’t stop fucking laughing at all the callbacks from previous videos

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane 3 роки тому +2

    that warframe clip is just so perfectly edited. its better than the actual clips posted.

  • @daxter8792
    @daxter8792 3 роки тому +2

    6:25 strange I come across this video while me and my girlfriend are arguing about her clearly not blue comb being purple and she needs to call it purple because I can't find the blue comb she asks me to get until I remember and walk out with the clearly purple comb and ask if that's the comb she wanted.

  • @jamesk2325
    @jamesk2325 3 роки тому +3

    What on earth was the original context of the blue cat/purple space cat argument LMAO

  • @OutlawDin0
    @OutlawDin0 3 роки тому +3

    In Canada, they sit in electric vehicles at night and consume poutine.

  • @garrettmgrantham
    @garrettmgrantham 3 роки тому +1

    Legit answer for Woolie and Pat about the car being on early in the morning. Especially during the winter, we Americans hate being chewed out for being late to work due to weather, so we wind up getting there about an hour before the shift starts, and screw going into work a full hour early so we decide a nap may be in order, so we keep the car running to keep the heater going while we nap.

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 2 роки тому +1

    See, the empty, running car in the parking lot/street is pretty bad, but what's even worse is when the _door is just hanging open._ It's like, what, did someone steal some shit out of the car? Why would they turn on the engine instead of just use a headlamp? Was the driver forced to abandon their vehicle for some reason? It's like some horror movie shit where the ambiguity of the situation just puts you on edge. Don't get me started on when you find one on the side of the road in the middle of the woods (I live in the Oregon, so pretty much everywhere outside of the cities is "the middle of the woods," except for a little bit of desert in the South-East); I've found ones where the lights are off (but the engine's still running), the trunk is open, and there's no sign of the driver anywhere.

  • @daxsheepard9344
    @daxsheepard9344 3 роки тому +6

    Well that was fucking phenomenal. Really hope these don’t go away any time soon

  • @Eric-df4ob
    @Eric-df4ob 3 роки тому +42

    As a registered Florida Man, I can explain why we're so aggro.
    I'm not gonna tho...

    • @kiaayo
      @kiaayo 3 роки тому +7

      Meth, it's meth. Just say it's meth, we all know it's meth.

    • @lemon93
      @lemon93 3 роки тому +7

      It's a mix of meth, opium, and alcohol

    • @Eric-df4ob
      @Eric-df4ob 3 роки тому

      @@lemon93 As a registered Florida Man who never had the first two and barely drink alcohol...maybe?

  • @omfg322
    @omfg322 2 роки тому +1

    Shout out to the BORT license plate 4:35

  • @MrAgentIncognito
    @MrAgentIncognito 3 роки тому +1

    IDK what got me more, Canadaman channeling the spirit of Florida, or Pat yelling about Elmo Prime.

  • @thegoodoldays911
    @thegoodoldays911 3 роки тому +2

    Awwww. that ending is cute.

  • @feignsanity
    @feignsanity 3 роки тому +1

    They say Florida man, but the person they're describing is a type of person I see tons of here in California. Screaming angrily and incoherently at no one. They walk down my street some times. You get used to them.

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious 3 роки тому +1

    I love how this continues from the last video with evil clone Pat

  • @MatthewPherigo
    @MatthewPherigo 3 роки тому +3

    Man, you knocked it out of the park with this one. Your highest quality yet, every joke was a killer.

  • @Ehh.....
    @Ehh..... 3 роки тому +2

    A Kung Pow: Enter The Fist Reference? MAN OF CULTURE.

  • @McPatrick14
    @McPatrick14 3 роки тому +1

    Please don't ever stop making these.

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 3 роки тому +1

    I appreciate the florida logo as the summon circle and aggro music stinger, tyvm. Longer episode than expected, nice!

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 3 роки тому +6

    The answer to Woolie's question btw is the locals know who's car that is, and know not to touch it. Most likely yes a drug dealer's.

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 3 роки тому +10

    oh god, why hasn't somebody made a indie survival horror game of avoiding coming into contact with Florida man at 2 in the morning?!

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 3 роки тому +3

      Why? Resident Evil 7 already exists. Just pretend it's the Everglades and you won't be far off.

    • @Gojiro7
      @Gojiro7 3 роки тому

      @@WastedPotential17 because thats not Florida man in his natural setting, thats the hills have eyes / Deliverance + random Goo monsters

  • @Necrikus
    @Necrikus 3 роки тому +2

    Oh god, thanks for reminding me that Pat can't distinguish blue from purple. That whole thing was wild.

  • @gmkgoat
    @gmkgoat 3 роки тому +1

    Florida is one of my favorite states. The people there are exactly as insane as you have been led to believe

  • @abarainosa
    @abarainosa 3 роки тому +2

    This feels like a really weird episode of Supernatural.

  • @DKZK21
    @DKZK21 3 роки тому

    Sitting alone, in my car, on an empty parking lot, at 3am was basically part of my nightly depression routine about 3 years ago. I'd usually be munching on gas station snacks or eating like a fast-food sausage biscuit while listening to something to exacerbate and maximize my dour mood. I still do that actually but mostly cuz I forget to have dinner at a normal hour sometimes.

  • @Apple-ka
    @Apple-ka 3 роки тому +6

    Ya'll worried about floridaman meanwhile floridawoman is the reason I'm nervous at bus stops. She just sat next to me and just started peeing on the bench then got up and walked away.

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 3 роки тому +1

    I'm calling it 'The Sunshine State that God Forgot' from now on.

  • @trenchcoatjoe1891
    @trenchcoatjoe1891 3 роки тому +1

    Woolies encounter with Florida Man was meant to prepare him for Mr. Shakedown.

  • @Gaz_3
    @Gaz_3 3 роки тому +4

    contrary to what you may believe living in Florida for 3 years has been alot nicer than 16 years in Illinois.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon Рік тому

      I lived in Texas for a year. I'd sooner die than go back for a visit.

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 3 роки тому

    I used to work in a grocery store like Pat, and the one time I ventured close to one such vehicle as that in my quest to collect carts for my hour, I found an additional option as to why someone would do something like that: they could just be jacking it in the driver's seat and apparently getting off on the risk that they get caught, which in my unfortunate encounter I did indeed crash his fantasy.

  • @DivineXdarkness
    @DivineXdarkness 3 роки тому +1

    I'm loving these animations! Keep em coming (at your own pace of course. Please don't get burnt out like 99.9% of all animators/youtubers)

  • @BackwoodSpiritAnimal
    @BackwoodSpiritAnimal 3 роки тому

    One cannot overstate the quality of this or or any of these videos

  • @TenaciousP45
    @TenaciousP45 3 роки тому

    These are always awesome and i really like the animation style

  • @crimsonharvest
    @crimsonharvest 3 роки тому +20

    Canadians dont know about 100% of large parking lots being adjacent to fast food? Thats why I'm in the parking lot at 0300.

  • @MoogleBread
    @MoogleBread 3 роки тому +2

    I wish to live in a world full of pick up ddr players and midnight quilting

  • @oradrive745
    @oradrive745 3 роки тому +1

    I'm shocked a behelit hasn't appeared yet for the god hand in Florida

    • @jackpollard550
      @jackpollard550 3 роки тому

      Even the Godhand have abandoned that swamp.

  • @GoStReKoN
    @GoStReKoN 3 роки тому

    Man... I live in Florida, and have the majority of my life, and it's like... I haven't personally encountered HIM, but not only do I know the stories, I hear the stories about HIM in my own neighborhood. It's a constant struggle.

  • @kanetain2
    @kanetain2 3 роки тому +1

    I have to say, the sudden thousands of extra viewers on my one video was pretty confusing but I think I see why now

  • @Rinzler3757
    @Rinzler3757 Рік тому +1

    4:28 i have lived in Oklahoma and Arkansas all my life and thats fuckin wierd, wouldn't get close to them

  • @d3nyd
    @d3nyd 3 роки тому +1

    I mean, I sometimes used to sit in my car in a parking lot late at night with a bag of some Taco Bell when I needed to get away from my parents and/or roommates for a little bit or after a late night shift and I just wanted some chill-out time. And sometimes it gets cold so you have the heat on.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 3 роки тому +1

    Daily reminder
    Thanks to the band blue oyster cult
    Florida man is now a viable stand name

  • @thedualitysystem
    @thedualitysystem 3 роки тому

    This has to be your best animation yet. Really nailed the eariness of the Florida Man boss fight.

  • @drasticplastic1218
    @drasticplastic1218 3 роки тому

    Whenever Flordia man spawns, You can tell that he has appeared whenever you hear a mixture of The guardian stalker theme and rivers in the desert blare in the distance, with a pinch of one winged angel.

  • @Shogunelite
    @Shogunelite 3 роки тому

    Aggro range of Florida Man when he's not rambling is akin to Gen 1 Rathalos spotting you, worse yet is the boss music that starts

  • @dude10067
    @dude10067 3 роки тому

    You're animations are literally always worth the wait

  • @fellpony34
    @fellpony34 3 роки тому

    I absolutely love what you’ve done with these using audio from the podcast and Turing it into its own thing. Also I adore the low poly appearance for these

  • @Ryanfunk080
    @Ryanfunk080 3 роки тому

    This is incredible, the best you’ve done my man!

  • @RandoChrisYT
    @RandoChrisYT 3 роки тому

    Turn out I have the lesser known California Man as a neighbor. Now, I live above Sacramento. Everything above there is a whole different state compared to everything else. I was getting ready to take my cat to the vet when about 30 minutes before her appointment, the California Man appeared, wanting to someone to fight him. He only had a leather jacket and a brown dress on. I didn't have a weapon and I didn't want to risk my cat's safety so I had to bank on the police distraction, which thankfully happened.
    But I think the main difference between California Man and Florida Man is that California Man tends to cower away when met with difficulty while Florida Man has no set pattern. Which means I could probably sacrifice California Man for more time on the clock to get away from the Florida Man.

  • @zachq9005
    @zachq9005 3 роки тому

    I won't say it's NOT any of the reasons given, but one thing always bugged me that they didn't think about but I guess it makes sense because they are in cool to freezing Canada
    It's hot guys.
    In the US south its hot at night.
    Illegal things or not you in your car at night your melting without the AC.
    Love the animation!

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 3 роки тому

    Listening to Blue Oyster Cult’s Florida Man song. The more I’m hearing it it sounds like a television show about a “Dude” like character in Florida. Stories of different individuals under the Florida curse.

  • @centuronstar8688
    @centuronstar8688 3 роки тому +3

    I'd say mainly depends on what state, and where you specifically are. Although if it's in Florida and it's just in the middle of the parking lot with no stores around or open: It's probably drug related. That or someone waiting on somebody to show up which could or could not be also drug related.

  • @ankylosaurus1654
    @ankylosaurus1654 3 роки тому

    Lu Bu had a fucking nuts aggro-range in some missions in some games. What you could do was make generic soldiers stand between you and hope you're beyond the draw-distance by the time they're all dead.

  • @Gungho73
    @Gungho73 3 роки тому +1

    I don't like that florida man zooms in behind Pat.
    I don't like that.
    It makes me so ANXIOUS.
    Thanks for the video Remerai. You know after finally catching up to CSB after all these months, late night shifts, etc. There's still that sterile emptiness I feel inside with most episodes of their podcast content. It's just not the same. Seeing animators like you bring life to these moments still, despite everything thats changed, is honestly the bedrock the foundation of what keeps me coming back. So thank you for giving me that little piece back of my fan soul that always seems to want to wither away.

  • @coolgamer122
    @coolgamer122 3 роки тому

    I've been in a spot where I turn My cars AC on to fall asleep when I had no where to crash. But never the lights.
    And I only pulled up in a parking lot once, because I had to be at my work by 8 am, So since I had no where to stay, I slept in my car.
    I was then told by my boss that around 3:30am a police officer ran my tags, found no warrants, alerted the owners of the store of the incident, and I was told never to park overnight their again.

  • @ARandomClown
    @ARandomClown 2 роки тому

    i do enjoy loitering in parking lots with friends at like 1-2 am sometimes. go to somewhere that is open super late, get some calzones, blast music as everyone stands around and uses a car as a table

  • @ctrlaltdestroy91
    @ctrlaltdestroy91 3 роки тому

    1:19 - Oh my god I love that you used that clip of the guy rambling from the Simpsons.

  • @Bailey_Gaming
    @Bailey_Gaming 3 роки тому

    wow this is really good Remerai, some of your best work! i doft my cap to you sir!

  • @UltimateCarl
    @UltimateCarl 3 роки тому +1

    For me, at least, I'm usually on my phone. I work 3rd shift so 3AM is practically noon for me and when I'm normally active. People are shitty enough at driving during the day and they're even worse at night, so if I need to eat something, look something up, start a new podcast, or call/text someone I pull over to do it. Probably should turn my engine off more often when I do it, though.
    Also freshman year of college I hated my roommate so much that I spent the last three months of that year using the campus computers instead of my own and sleeping in my car to minimize how often I had to be around him.