Teacher: *cashes in their one * "I quit." *does a 360* "Hi. I am a teacher with years of experience " Administration: "How convenient. We just got an opening. You're hired" *counter resets to one *
@@osommcfury6535 At the very least, you have to incorporate a global assist cooldown to prevent infinites. Maybe allow one open-palmed strike just to keep them in the air, like in volleyball.
They choreograph a combo. Teacher 1 launches with giant swing, Teacher 2 grabs them and izuna drops them into the ground and Teacher 3 finishes with the moonsault off a lunchroom table.
A lot of psychologists end up needing their own therapist. I'd imagine Pat would be the psychologist for other psychologists just so they can let their patient vent about how stupid some of their patients are.
If every teacher gets 'one', then once a teacher spends their 'one', kids will take that as free license to do whatever, because the threat is gone. However, if every teacher gets 1d6? How many hits does Mr Johnson have? You don't know! The seniors say he cashed one in a few years ago, but was that his first? His second? His sixth? You gotta keep 'em guessing, keep the threat overhead.
I don't think you can't really messatsu cause I'm not sure a "thousand deaths" qualifies as "one", but you can totally izuna drop a kid from a building. From my perspective "one" means it can only have one hit in the combo, can't juggle the kid, can't cancel into the kid, but can 100% Genocide Cutter a child...
It makes it very easy to not bat an eye at violence that's for sure. Thank heaven I didn't get shaped too bad by my bullying or I would've been super into the camp of "violence solves problems and makes bullies think twice"
I’m so glad this was the specific thing that gets animated. Such a strong podcast segment. You see a teacher holding down-back in the corner and throwing out medium punches to build up super you stop whatever heinous crime you’re committing and run the fuck away like a coward.
"How much damage is it allowed to do? What kind of numbers are we talking about?" "You get one." "to what degree?" "THAT'S THE END OF THE POLICY!" lmfao
@@TrojanGamer10 it's also kinda like how UA-cam's community guidelines/monetization policies are deliberately unclear, because UA-cam doesn't want people to know where "the line" is because if people know the exact point between exceptable and unexceptable behavior folks will exploit loopholes and technicalities to get away with stuff that UA-cam doesn't want them doing...
@@night1952 that used to happen all the time until ppl stopped allowing other adults to say anything to their kids. Now folks just walk by as a kids being a shit in a store or something
I was a victim of habitual bullying throughout school and I endorse this message. UNTIL IT IS DONE. Also would agree with Pat that (at the least as far as I could tell anecdotally) my bullies did have fairly stable home lives and senses of self I was just weird and they thrived off the power/popularity they got from it.
As someone who bullied his entire class up until Middle School and I can safely say that .... everyone is a bully. I came from a fucked up house and was taught horrible examples on how to converse and react to human beings. Even if someone playfully teased me I taught to take that seriously and deal with it by threatening to fight them or even just sucker punching them. Since I was pretty naive and felt legitimately bad what I've done to people and lies I've spread I tried apologizing and that's when I realized everyone can be a bully. I made these two girls get into this drama thinking the other one hated them by forging a fake letter and slipping it into her desk. She opened her desk read the note and cried in the middle of class. After that they made up and realized the note was forged and then I overheard them and just admitted "Yeah that was me. I'm terribly sorry." to which they replied with a disgusted face "You? Pffft you're not smart enough to do that! We barely even hang out with you so it couldn't be you! As if..." I tried convincing them all day but all I was responded with was a cold shoulder not because they knew what I did and that I deserved it but because they never thought highly of me in the first place. They made themselves convinced it was some other kid and that was the end of that. But man that whole experience was eye opening. It's one of key moments where I started to try to be a better person because I realized not a lot of people even try in the first place. As I went on into higher grades I was now being bullied but oddly enough I was able to convince them to stop. Like no really I've made some young kids turn a new leaf by just being real with them. Most of my convincing was saying stuff like "You know if you wanted to... we could've been friends." "I don't know you." "Exactly, so why do you hate me?" and after long conversations they never talked to me again or even gave common kind gestures like holding a door for me or helping me with a test. Life is complicated and it really doesn't matter what home you come from because at the end of the day we all go at the same restaurants, schools, theaters, and events. What really matters is how that individual sees the world and interacts with it. Their home life is small stuff in the bigger picture because we're not always at home. Eventually we move out and become the person we choose to be.
@@tylercafe1260 Bravo. 👏🏻 I appreciate what you went through to learn the ropes in such a rough way, and I love that you even talked people out of the bad behavior. I think I can even apply this now as a young adult trying to digitally encounter "trolls/flamers," as a possible method of how to handle it constructively and quell dissent.
There’s no amount of “on top” that will be enough for some people. They will want more. In my experience, it has been the ones with stable, comfortable lives.
Can we add retail staff to the list of people that gets one? Because I've worked in a super market and had a gang of the most awful little shits ever and so often I thought "boy, I could just knock their little heads together so easily".
Retails workers get the one and get the whole family in that one, so if the parent(s) is/are blatantly ignoring their children/child, you can slap all of them.
One is too few. Give them five. Five is a magical number. I don´t know what education is like in the US, but here in Spain, most stages in your education are less than four years. That means that unless a kid is very specifically keeping tabs on you, they don´t know exactly how many you´ve got left. It is a very "Are you feeling lucky, punk?" kind of situation.
Ok how about this You get one free and every five years you work as a teacher with no incidents you get another . So you can stack them so if you meet a super shit head down the road you can fucking muda them. And that incentivizes young people to become teachers early on to begin stacking them so they can cash out big later.
I distinctly remember my middle school gym teacher being a Tekken fan and a Yoshimitsu main like me. Now I'm imagining him stopping a fight by pulling Yoshmitsu's Wheels of Hell on the bully. I like this image.
The fact that there are reflections on the locker handles and the bullies eyes shrink slightly at 6:49 are amazing little details I didn't expect to see
As a man who basically never got to shit at school because some asshole(s) constantly clogged toilets or stuck wadded up paper on the seats and then pissed on them among other “hillarious” pranks... Show no mercy on that glorious day, PleasantLee!
What pat says at 2:38 might sound crazy to some but its important to remember that commiting a crime because that crime happened to you does not make that crime legal. My therapist described it as "having been abused does not give you liscense to be an abuser". The unwillingness to walk away a better person is in itself a justification for said violence so those kids should absolutely be decked. Thier parents too
It doesn't sound crazy to me at all. They decided to take their anger out on a random innocent person instead of doing something about their own problems. Fuck 'em.
I like to describe it thusly: you have a kid (#1) that is dumb and throws a rock at another (kid #2) and it hurts that kid real bad he cries. If the hit kid (#2) goes on to hit kid number 3 knowing how bad it hurt he is worse than the kid (#1) who hit him. basically you know how much it hurts so you are the bigger piece of shit.
Something about "you get one" is the most scary and intimidating phrase ever. Can you make an animation of Pat trying to bully people off his Animal Crossing island?
Honestly, I really do agree with Pat here, I was bullied loads and I could not give a single shit about their home lives, wheather they had a bad home life or not, it wasn't my fault.
Remember an ultimate attack also counts as the teacher's "one" even if the ultimate hits multiple times. An example being Dante's attack "Judgement" which is an ultimate attack that hits multiple times.
"the winner" "The antagonist/bully" the reaction between those two tells you who was on which side of the line without knowing anything else about them.
Much as I love the silly looking models, I find myself impressed at the little details. Woolie's arms breaking dimensions before the Red Bull can, the kid's eyes shrinking in fear, it's actually kind of impressive tbh
and to tie this back to video games, if the teacher hasn’t given his/her “one” yet, give them a pin, maybe have it look like the renegade prompt from ME2
My parents grew up in the day and age where it was okay to beat kids, and they remember bullies getting beaten pretty badly by a teacher. Didn't change anything about them or how they treated other kids. But this bit was still hilarious though
if this system were in place, what would stop asshole kids from convincing other kids to mess with teachers by saying "don't worry, they already used their 1. You're in the clear."
I was abused at home by a step parent. Didn’t wind up a bully. Got through high school with plenty friends. Had a kid with a great home life tell me on my first day of drama practice “you don’t belong here”. Some people are just assholes. Pat’s right.
Little Billy: Fuck Mrs. Lee: Billy, step up here a minute. Alright class, I'm about to show you what we teachers call a "Dustloop". And remember, Mr. Davidson and Mrs. Jenkins haven't used their ones yet...
I remember my middle school social studies teacher coming down to our gym class and throwing dodge balls at us while we were supposed to be running laps. That is a man that used his One a long time ago and figured out a loop hole.
I can see a English teacher grabbing a yardstick and starts charging a Arc of Obliteration from Dragons Dogma & right before he/she lets it rip they hear “You get one!”
Really well made, loved it. Your videos are only getting better, honestly. I think you missed the reference at the end tho. "Mr Gracie" is most probably a reference to the Gracie Family, which is a family of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu fighters that not only invented the fighting style itself but are also the best BJJ fighters in the world. The visual gag of the teacher with the boxing gloves was hilarious, but in my mind the teacher was a huge brazilian guy with a kimono and a black belt entering class lol
Hey Mars Woolie. Pick up that Red Bull can. I like how Pat is higher in the frame because he is both sitting high on the (weed) couch and Woolie's camera is at a higher angle.
I dont see anyone appreciating this readily in the comments so let me do it here. I super appreciate the shitty but also clear old school recording camera grain effect from the 90's during the bully kicking the kid saga. It's exactly to me the perfect level of expressing that era of our childhoods. That kid on the ground in another life was the N64 kid during Christmas.
???? Pat thinks his collage professors are too old to use a computer?? he's been out of school like for like what? 10 years max? what ancient mummy's was teaching him to make him think professors of higher learning don't know how to work a computer?!
as long as the combo counter doesnt leave the screen you're still on your one
Get em in the infinite.
@@aleqthepredator Are you allowed to wobble the child past 300%?
@@SupermewX300 As long as he's still in hitstun
big man aleq LIGHT PUNCH
Fuck combo counter, stylish meter, you can drop a combo and keep the stylish going
One of my friends is a teacher, and I told her this. She was appalled: "It has to be one A YEAR" were her exact words
Give her a free hug
One per career is too few.
It's like a rare item in an RPG, it's too strong so you can't ever use it.
There HAS to have a cool down
They get a bonus at the end of the year if their “one” isn’t used
"the beatings will continue until society improves"
To be fair, some people 100% deserve to get beat. And maybe sometimes that person is a kid. Who knows? That's just life, man.
"thank you Sensei!"
Until it is done, so sayeth thee.
Until it is done!
Free your hate
It's like George Carlin said: as it turns out, incredibly aggressive and violent people think very highly of themselves!
What Carlin special was that again? I know I heard it before
@@EA89r try "you're all diseased"
If only that were true in all cases
Teacher: *cashes in their one *
"I quit." *does a 360* "Hi. I am a teacher with years of experience "
Administration: "How convenient. We just got an opening. You're hired"
*counter resets to one *
That’s genius my dude.
You know they'll patch that out after a few months
@@meavor
Make it so you have to wait a few months for the cooldown before you can do it again.
in the business we call that a reset
"BUT WHAT IF YOU DID THO" is the sequel for most of Pat's psychological questions
Nobody thinks to shit their pants as hard as they can because of societal constraints
But what if you did tho
"A submission hold has no predetermined time."
"it has a predetermined end!"
My God that's perfect
"So why'd you do it sir? Why did you Dropkick Billy off the classroom window?"
"MY ACTIONS ARE THOSE OF *JUSTICE* "
UTTERLY UNCLOUDED
"Your Honour, on that day I awoke to Justice!"
@@joeavreg2254 AFTER SCHOOL I WOULD PRACTICE MY KATAS AWAITING A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!
My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.
Litterally INFINETTE DROPKICK BILLY across worlds , guess you could say dirty deeds were done at a reasonable price .
This legit would be a God Tier Adult Swim show
BallerSwagBro9K it’s already a God-Tier capcom fighting game franchise... Rival Schools, and its sequel Project Justice!!!
Just hearing them shoot the shit to this animation.
God, the Zaibatsu at it's height could totally carry a show. It'd have to be stream of consciousness though, they don't seem to do well with scripts.
The show would be called simply, “You Get One”
@@AuntBibby iii 8
Remember as long as the kids in the air it still counts as one.
But if another teachers helps by extending the combo, would that count as their one?
@@osommcfury6535 At the very least, you have to incorporate a global assist cooldown to prevent infinites. Maybe allow one open-palmed strike just to keep them in the air, like in volleyball.
@@chaos2inferno the mental image of a teacher doing an infinite MvC3 style got me laughing. XD.
well in that case time to go get the stand arrow gonna ora ora some little shits
Can I get one restand or does hitting the ground end the combo whether the kid recovers or not?
*walks into my last day at work as a teacher* my HUD: BLOOD PUNCH READY
GOUGI U N L O C K E D
Heat level: 3
"HELL'S FLOOR"
"L-L-L-L-MAXIMUM"
@@JulesJuno737 *G O U G I*
RIP AND TEAR
*UNTIL IT IS DONE*
UNBREAKABLE
INCORRUPTIBLE
UNYIELDING
IN THE FIRST AGE
@@Razputin217 IN THE FIRST GRADE
Every teacher cashes in their one against the same kid.
Until that kid is done.
They choreograph a combo. Teacher 1 launches with giant swing, Teacher 2 grabs them and izuna drops them into the ground and Teacher 3 finishes with the moonsault off a lunchroom table.
Poor kid didn’t realize he was playing by Marvel rules.
@@GoldLight73 the question is,if a teacher gets a Happy Birthday,is it still one?
A person who exists Legal team of the district has to go case by case for that, under sub clause XXI in the castle super beast mandate
Could you imagine if pat actually became a psychologist? This is the kind of thinking he would push forward and research
one could argue he does a lot for peoples mental health already
DukeMoosey
Well he does wonders for me. My OCD is nothing compared to his
A true pioneer of the field.
A lot of psychologists end up needing their own therapist. I'd imagine Pat would be the psychologist for other psychologists just so they can let their patient vent about how stupid some of their patients are.
"Longitudinal study on Effective Coping Strategies for Mind Goblins" by Boivin, P., et al.
If every teacher gets 'one', then once a teacher spends their 'one', kids will take that as free license to do whatever, because the threat is gone.
However, if every teacher gets 1d6? How many hits does Mr Johnson have? You don't know! The seniors say he cashed one in a few years ago, but was that his first? His second? His sixth?
You gotta keep 'em guessing, keep the threat overhead.
Naw have it be one per year per class/grade that way no batch of kids inherits immunity
I prefer d20s
I actually love this idea holy shit
One free one, the rest punished as normal
Now this is Big BRAIN THINKING
“You get one.” Ok, gotcha. *Casually Messatsu’s the child*
DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS!! URRAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
I don't think you can't really messatsu cause I'm not sure a "thousand deaths" qualifies as "one", but you can totally izuna drop a kid from a building.
From my perspective "one" means it can only have one hit in the combo, can't juggle the kid, can't cancel into the kid, but can 100% Genocide Cutter a child...
I build up the RoyalGuard gauge by letting the child hit me multiple times, and then all of a sudden i'll grab their arm and Royal Release 'em
Isn't that like, anywhere from 3 to like 20 depending on the game? XD
The other day i had an internal discussion to come up with the most devastating ONE i could think of.
Interesting how Pat just took the whole "I've had a rough childhood" trope you see in most antagonists and went "I don't care, fuck that shit."
A lot of us had rough childhoods. Most of us didn't use that as an excuse to be habitual assholes to others.
You know, the bully may have had a rough childhood but the kid he abitualy beats the sh1t out of has probably a worse one
It makes it very easy to not bat an eye at violence that's for sure. Thank heaven I didn't get shaped too bad by my bullying or I would've been super into the camp of "violence solves problems and makes bullies think twice"
"You punched this child 72 times."
No, no, it was like a Fist of the North Star style deal, its fine.
"His feet were off the ground, as per Article 7 this is counted as a 'juggle' and therefore is still the 'one.'"
I’m so glad this was the specific thing that gets animated. Such a strong podcast segment.
You see a teacher holding down-back in the corner and throwing out medium punches to build up super you stop whatever heinous crime you’re committing and run the fuck away like a coward.
"How do I Approach a Teacher who is Pressing Down-back and has a Sonic Boom and Flash Kick." Part 1 of a 5 part series.
“Yo dude, stop mr. johnson’s got three bars.”
@@mr.miyagucci2116 "He's been teaching here thirty years and he still has X-factor! It's definitely level three!"
@@uncomfortablysilent5384 HE VEILED OFF DUDE ITS NOT WORTH IT
@@joannawood7352 "Oh shit I think that's the yell from the start of Ride the Fire! Stop picking on Timmy right now!"
Ah, yes. Pat's legendary compressed moss couch.
elmo chews on it to get high
@@idnyftw He's always hig-
oooooohhhhh...
"How much damage is it allowed to do? What kind of numbers are we talking about?"
"You get one."
"to what degree?"
"THAT'S THE END OF THE POLICY!"
lmfao
I love the end of the policy line. Sounds like a dictator for some reason
@@TrojanGamer10 it's also kinda like how UA-cam's community guidelines/monetization policies are deliberately unclear, because UA-cam doesn't want people to know where "the line" is because if people know the exact point between exceptable and unexceptable behavior folks will exploit loopholes and technicalities to get away with stuff that UA-cam doesn't want them doing...
Teachers giving out Izuna Drops to kids is something I’d pay to see.
I was thinking of straight up hits, but doing wrestling moves on a little shit would be awesome.
Take my taxes fund these People's Elbows
@@night1952 that used to happen all the time until ppl stopped allowing other adults to say anything to their kids. Now folks just walk by as a kids being a shit in a store or something
Rear naked choke a child into submission....wait okay maybe not that one.
Policy: you get one
Teacher: PSYCHO CRUSHER
I was a victim of habitual bullying throughout school and I endorse this message.
UNTIL IT IS DONE.
Also would agree with Pat that (at the least as far as I could tell anecdotally) my bullies did have fairly stable home lives and senses of self I was just weird and they thrived off the power/popularity they got from it.
As someone who bullied his entire class up until Middle School and I can safely say that .... everyone is a bully. I came from a fucked up house and was taught horrible examples on how to converse and react to human beings. Even if someone playfully teased me I taught to take that seriously and deal with it by threatening to fight them or even just sucker punching them. Since I was pretty naive and felt legitimately bad what I've done to people and lies I've spread I tried apologizing and that's when I realized everyone can be a bully. I made these two girls get into this drama thinking the other one hated them by forging a fake letter and slipping it into her desk. She opened her desk read the note and cried in the middle of class. After that they made up and realized the note was forged and then I overheard them and just admitted "Yeah that was me. I'm terribly sorry." to which they replied with a disgusted face "You? Pffft you're not smart enough to do that! We barely even hang out with you so it couldn't be you! As if..." I tried convincing them all day but all I was responded with was a cold shoulder not because they knew what I did and that I deserved it but because they never thought highly of me in the first place. They made themselves convinced it was some other kid and that was the end of that. But man that whole experience was eye opening. It's one of key moments where I started to try to be a better person because I realized not a lot of people even try in the first place. As I went on into higher grades I was now being bullied but oddly enough I was able to convince them to stop. Like no really I've made some young kids turn a new leaf by just being real with them. Most of my convincing was saying stuff like "You know if you wanted to... we could've been friends." "I don't know you." "Exactly, so why do you hate me?" and after long conversations they never talked to me again or even gave common kind gestures like holding a door for me or helping me with a test. Life is complicated and it really doesn't matter what home you come from because at the end of the day we all go at the same restaurants, schools, theaters, and events. What really matters is how that individual sees the world and interacts with it. Their home life is small stuff in the bigger picture because we're not always at home. Eventually we move out and become the person we choose to be.
@@tylercafe1260 Bravo. 👏🏻 I appreciate what you went through to learn the ropes in such a rough way, and I love that you even talked people out of the bad behavior. I think I can even apply this now as a young adult trying to digitally encounter "trolls/flamers," as a possible method of how to handle it constructively and quell dissent.
There’s no amount of “on top” that will be enough for some people. They will want more. In my experience, it has been the ones with stable, comfortable lives.
@@tylercafe1260 i don't know how i missed this comment every other time i've watched this clip but man, you're the coolest.
Animated social distancing. Love it.
Best part is this is accurate to the podcast
May as well animate Pat like a Death Stranding hologram. It'd be entirely accurate
Hmm you might want to check again. Somewhere at the end of their discussion.
The beatings will continue until moral improves.
Or until the assholes in training stop being as such, whichever comes first.
@@annabella1650 If people stop being assholes, morale will immediately improve.
@Spood Beest
True.
KFMDM!
Ah, the Big Boss method. Rough but effective.
Can we add retail staff to the list of people that gets one? Because I've worked in a super market and had a gang of the most awful little shits ever and so often I thought "boy, I could just knock their little heads together so easily".
Retails workers get the one and get the whole family in that one, so if the parent(s) is/are blatantly ignoring their children/child, you can slap all of them.
"Let me speak to your manager!"
"Sure but fair warning, they haven't cashed their 'one' in yet."
Retail gets one a month.
@@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle What about Black Friday?
@@machine1685 One every hour. No time limit, one stock with items on.
One is too few.
Give them five.
Five is a magical number. I don´t know what education is like in the US, but here in Spain, most stages in your education are less than four years. That means that unless a kid is very specifically keeping tabs on you, they don´t know exactly how many you´ve got left.
It is a very "Are you feeling lucky, punk?" kind of situation.
Ok how about this
You get one free and every five years you work as a teacher with no incidents you get another . So you can stack them so if you meet a super shit head down the road you can fucking muda them. And that incentivizes young people to become teachers early on to begin stacking them so they can cash out big later.
One per semester seems totally fair to me.
@@cgmaster2 we're minmaxing now!?
@@InvaderKaz2008 Minmax the child beatings
@@sleepythemis maximize your justice economy
I distinctly remember my middle school gym teacher being a Tekken fan and a Yoshimitsu main like me. Now I'm imagining him stopping a fight by pulling Yoshmitsu's Wheels of Hell on the bully. I like this image.
Teach and Tear
Until it is done.
The fact that there are reflections on the locker handles and the bullies eyes shrink slightly at 6:49 are amazing little details I didn't expect to see
It's great how expressive he manages to make these super simplistic models.
Lost Judgment brought me back here.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
i heard this bit and all i could think was "can't wait for remerai to get their hands on this" and you have DELIVERED PHENOMENALLY, as always!
gotta give the teachers a "1 free galactica phantom" card to cash in
And a super Argentine backbreaker for good measure
People: you get one
Teachers: MESSATSU
@Surpasingly Psyquieous UNTIL IT IS DONE
@Surpasingly Psyquieous *YEA BUT IT IS DONE IN ONE CLEAN MOVE*
"Man, this kid is really bad at breaking a sleeper hold, but he's not tapping out, so..."
This is like the most sociopathic I’ve seen Pat, it’s still very on brand
There's something about Pats confidence when saying "there is a predetermined end" that resonates with me.
I would like to extend this policy to the cleaners who clean schools. But I'mma need 20, not 1.
PleasantLee you do gods work sir, I always remember the janitor/handyman of my school having to put up with some bullshit and he was a cool as dude
And we lift the item restrictions. Learners have to put up with literal and metaphorical crap, they deserve to get rid of anger caused by it.
Cleaners get an extra one every time they have to clean up a deliberate mess made by an asshole, so you've probably got a good hundo stacked up.
As a man who basically never got to shit at school because some asshole(s) constantly clogged toilets or stuck wadded up paper on the seats and then pissed on them among other “hillarious” pranks... Show no mercy on that glorious day, PleasantLee!
20, but you can't use any items or that gross mop bucket water
What pat says at 2:38 might sound crazy to some but its important to remember that commiting a crime because that crime happened to you does not make that crime legal. My therapist described it as "having been abused does not give you liscense to be an abuser". The unwillingness to walk away a better person is in itself a justification for said violence so those kids should absolutely be decked. Thier parents too
It doesn't sound crazy to me at all. They decided to take their anger out on a random innocent person instead of doing something about their own problems. Fuck 'em.
I like to describe it thusly: you have a kid (#1) that is dumb and throws a rock at another (kid #2) and it hurts that kid real bad he cries. If the hit kid (#2) goes on to hit kid number 3 knowing how bad it hurt he is worse than the kid (#1) who hit him.
basically you know how much it hurts so you are the bigger piece of shit.
Pat says screw tragic backstories.
Bully: Oh, my mom actually abandoned me-
Pat: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Ok, a daily pat advice would be dope, ngl
Something about "you get one" is the most scary and intimidating phrase ever.
Can you make an animation of Pat trying to bully people off his Animal Crossing island?
It's like saying someone was "disappeared"
Teacher should get one heat move. Heat moves never killed anyone
It's all fun and games until the science teacher tombstones somebody.
At that point it's just fun
At least it saves the medical schools a bundle on getting practice cadavers!
Pat wishes his school had Great Teacher Onizuka
That Redbull bit at the end was amazing.
Honestly, I really do agree with Pat here, I was bullied loads and I could not give a single shit about their home lives, wheather they had a bad home life or not, it wasn't my fault.
Remember an ultimate attack also counts as the teacher's "one" even if the ultimate hits multiple times. An example being Dante's attack "Judgement" which is an ultimate attack that hits multiple times.
I LOST MY SHIT when he mentioned the Glory Kill flashing. Thank you so much for putting so much work into this
"You get one. You get one." - Patrick Boiven, 2020
Until it is done.
"the winner"
"The antagonist/bully"
the reaction between those two tells you who was on which side of the line without knowing anything else about them.
I mean Woolie did kill that guy for no reason.
@@JackgarPrime Woolie "PI" Madden.
2:35 I'm with Pat on this one lol
Now make a slide scrolling beat em up in this animation style. Final fight: Savior of the playground.
Angel Crossroads ...Capcom did you one better: they already made two low-poly-3D fighting-games set in a japanese highschool
Much as I love the silly looking models, I find myself impressed at the little details. Woolie's arms breaking dimensions before the Red Bull can, the kid's eyes shrinking in fear, it's actually kind of impressive tbh
and to tie this back to video games, if the teacher hasn’t given his/her “one” yet, give them a pin, maybe have it look like the renegade prompt from ME2
this is beyond perfection, this is the one
My parents grew up in the day and age where it was okay to beat kids, and they remember bullies getting beaten pretty badly by a teacher. Didn't change anything about them or how they treated other kids. But this bit was still hilarious though
I love that Pat still uses shitkid in his vocabulary.
I watched so much Best Friends back in the day shitkid is part of my everyday vocabulary lol.
if this system were in place, what would stop asshole kids from convincing other kids to mess with teachers by saying
"don't worry, they already used their 1. You're in the clear."
"And I don't care."
Damn straight, Pat.
"You get one."
"One what?"
_School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested._
well...it IS a bodily action
@@francescolombardi3438 NONE ITEM BASED no less!
@@javkiller thems the rules
"Oh yeah, those kids had it fucked up at home... and *I DONT CARE*."
Yeah, that's... yeah, man, you don't wanna play nice, I don't either.
I was abused at home by a step parent. Didn’t wind up a bully. Got through high school with plenty friends.
Had a kid with a great home life tell me on my first day of drama practice “you don’t belong here”.
Some people are just assholes. Pat’s right.
I wish teachers got one Bully Beatdown per school year. It would raise morale exponentially
Little Billy: Fuck
Mrs. Lee: Billy, step up here a minute. Alright class, I'm about to show you what we teachers call a "Dustloop". And remember, Mr. Davidson and Mrs. Jenkins haven't used their ones yet...
I remember my middle school social studies teacher coming down to our gym class and throwing dodge balls at us while we were supposed to be running laps. That is a man that used his One a long time ago and figured out a loop hole.
"as long as it don't connect"
"I can take them-"
"No. For A fact I know you cannot take the lunch lady. She has a fucking wicked right hook and you get winded doing 2 chin ups."
We are pleased to announce that the "rip and tear" law will be implemented into the school system this year
Its all jokes but seriously the overhanging threat of physical violence from an adult would make me act right quickly.
I can see a English teacher grabbing a yardstick and starts charging a Arc of Obliteration from Dragons Dogma & right before he/she lets it rip they hear
“You get one!”
I see Pat's teacher-bully combat policy follows the "No items, Fox only, Final Destination" act of 2001
Woolie's audible hesitation is palpable in this one.
Lost Judgment
Really well made, loved it. Your videos are only getting better, honestly. I think you missed the reference at the end tho. "Mr Gracie" is most probably a reference to the Gracie Family, which is a family of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu fighters that not only invented the fighting style itself but are also the best BJJ fighters in the world. The visual gag of the teacher with the boxing gloves was hilarious, but in my mind the teacher was a huge brazilian guy with a kimono and a black belt entering class lol
Pretty sure it's a gi, not a kimono.
@@BattleSpew Sure
I'm SO glad this moment got animated.
Hey Mars Woolie.
Pick up that Red Bull can.
I like how Pat is higher in the frame because he is both sitting high on the (weed) couch and Woolie's camera is at a higher angle.
They predicted Lost Judgement
Yagami, use Snake Style!
As a teacher, this is a really tough one to listen to. Funny, sure it is. But dude...dude...doooooode!
Just saying nobody messed with the teacher that got outta jail.
4:18 THAT'S THE END OF THE POLICY
Omg, the can falling into Woolie's side at the end was Pure Platinum. So good
"Class, your regular teacher is sick. I'm your substitute, Mr. Lesnar."
Pat: Every teacher gets one.
Teacher: *Plays Holy Wrath and draws Shirvalla the Tiger with it*
Jesus I love these "digital Muppet"-style of character models these use. they ad this whole new level of comedy to the whole thing.
The idea that that little ginger gremlin has a degree in psychology is very bizarre and unsettling to me
IZUNA DROP THE CHILD
Pat: The bully Woolie: Oh you mean the winner.
*Armchair psychologist crosses his leg* Tell me more about that
You missed the opportunity to just put masks on everyone so you don't have to animate the mouths.
Pat was ready for cuno
This is basically the plot to Lost Judgement
I dont see anyone appreciating this readily in the comments so let me do it here. I super appreciate the shitty but also clear old school recording camera grain effect from the 90's during the bully kicking the kid saga. It's exactly to me the perfect level of expressing that era of our childhoods.
That kid on the ground in another life was the N64 kid during Christmas.
Woolie: "At the end of the day, you make your decisions"
Also Woolie: "LOVE IS JUST CHEMICALS"
Patt: You get one.
Woolie: What does that entail?
Patt: YOU GET ONE!
This animation style is so fitting, and I love it.
When I heard of this, I knew to put my faith in you.
And carried it out, and more!
God bless you.
???? Pat thinks his collage professors are too old to use a computer?? he's been out of school like for like what? 10 years max? what ancient mummy's was teaching him to make him think professors of higher learning don't know how to work a computer?!
"Break the kid's nose, now he's got a really nasally voice"
did pat create psychicpebbles?
I would take it one step further and making one action per school you work at