@@thathitmann8282 I haven’t actually played the game, been waiting to buy it during black friday sales 😅 I’ll make sure to keep a lookout for “twin mommies” as per your recommendation
@@thathitmann8282 Reminds me of when I spent a night working on a kamikaze craft shaped like a penis designed to ram into ships with a nuke. Also had a harpoon missile variant that would bring it to the ship. Wasn't very effective most of the time, but it was damn funny.
"the rods rose from the depths, far too quickly for even a rogue superintelligence to calculate and counter, some with reinforced spikes and cutting wheels, others with nuclear explosives, they rose so quickly that the metal of our underbelly didn't even have enough time to transfer the force it was hit with, before the internals of our ship were already mangled. it was like Neter itself sought our cessation, and decided it was time to assure it beyond a scrap of doubt."
I need some of these wonderful monstrosities to be part of a custom campaign. Could you imagine people's reaction to seeing the giant spinning spear or getting ambushed by a group of the sea mines? it would be glorious! Heck, even just the impaler from the last video would be great.
Not to be boring, but I remember when I was messing with piston melee weapons like this... they don't actually work that well in practice. 😅 While the weapon itself can be cheap, they're so long, twitchy and heavy that they make the craft they're on very unstable and prone to going out of control. You need a lot of control thrusters/props to maintain position, and that's where your cost ends up going: making something stuffed with enough custom jets that it won't flip out when it extends The Toilet Brush of Doom. You touched on the real challenge of making melee weapons at the end: actually making a vehicle that can use it. XD Jolly good demonstration of silly science, though! 👍
16:27 ironically there is such a thing as too much dakka, I think you're firing so many projectiles that before they get to reach the target, they're despawned because of the projectile cap... xD
If you're a programmer, the LUA this game uses will pose zero challenge to you. Working with it's API will, however. It's very poorly documented. My missile code actually uses calls i've not seen in the in-game documentation, just on an abandoned forum.
@doktork3406 that absolutely tracks. I've started learning for a recent video, and I picked up LUA in a matter of hours. Then I spent about 4 hours trying to find the current aiming angle of a turret because of how janky the interface is.
This video give me an idea: using a bread-board to control a tractor beam and teleport nuke in your enemie and I use an similar piston with ram and I control the length by a bread-board, after adding a continous pivot to make it turn and using a random number generator to make the assembly vibrate more, the weapon is terifying
I wonder... The spinning wheel of FUCK at 11:35... could a separator and some 'tasteful' timing enable one to lob the last segment? I honestly don't play enough to know how well the momentum would transfer, or if the damage would even be good if it did. Purely speculative memery
Gotta be honest, lasers are my least favorite weapon system because they dont have an interesting counter (even bad aim) But this. This is a unique solition
Breaking news: Local ship extends “rod” and detonates a massive “load” on local SILFs
Desperate silfs in your area looking for rods
@@Bruhmomentos0979crazy
@@HiFenDinok have you SEEN the Anguish from the Twin Guard?
I've called her mommy. I'll admit it.
@@thathitmann8282 I haven’t actually played the game, been waiting to buy it during black friday sales 😅
I’ll make sure to keep a lookout for “twin mommies” as per your recommendation
@@thathitmann8282the gravitas makes me weep. The Anguish makes me leak from entirely different orifices
makes giant toilet brush, scrubs his enemies off the face of the planet
in today's video:
That Hitmann makes a toilet brush with knifes instead of bristles,
summons an eldritch gun-beast,
and re-invents the naval mine.
@@NuggetGal average 30-minute "fucking around" session in FTD. Nothing special here.
@@thathitmann8282 Reminds me of when I spent a night working on a kamikaze craft shaped like a penis designed to ram into ships with a nuke. Also had a harpoon missile variant that would bring it to the ship.
Wasn't very effective most of the time, but it was damn funny.
13:28 with enough autisim an actual shape shifting ramiel from evangelion may be possible
@@Shizkeb would you believe "Ramiel in FTD" is on the short list of future video ideas I have?
@@thathitmann8282all FTD players really do share the same braincell
My mind goes to tentacles when I see it. Either squid or eldritch monstrosity
"the rods rose from the depths, far too quickly for even a rogue superintelligence to calculate and counter, some with reinforced spikes and cutting wheels, others with nuclear explosives, they rose so quickly that the metal of our underbelly didn't even have enough time to transfer the force it was hit with, before the internals of our ship were already mangled. it was like Neter itself sought our cessation, and decided it was time to assure it beyond a scrap of doubt."
I need some of these wonderful monstrosities to be part of a custom campaign. Could you imagine people's reaction to seeing the giant spinning spear or getting ambushed by a group of the sea mines? it would be glorious! Heck, even just the impaler from the last video would be great.
Seeing a giant buzzsaw extending to strike a plane is hysterical
Like swatting a wasp out of the air with a feather duster
8:10 Lightning Hoods: "Hah! What can a mere toilet brush do against me?"
Mighty Toilet Brush: "Omae wa mou shindeiru."
Lightning Hoods: "Nani?!"
This is the only logical advancement of the technology, nuclear jousting.
You jest, but this straight up might be a meta addition to nuclear craft
I’m assuming in game but when I first read this is was like “how is this meta what country would even have the ability to make this”
@@masonbooh5941 lmao
@@masonbooh5941 America will find a way trust me
10:19 me giving my neighbors car a nice wash with the steel wool (its steel so its better)
Not to be boring, but I remember when I was messing with piston melee weapons like this... they don't actually work that well in practice. 😅
While the weapon itself can be cheap, they're so long, twitchy and heavy that they make the craft they're on very unstable and prone to going out of control. You need a lot of control thrusters/props to maintain position, and that's where your cost ends up going: making something stuffed with enough custom jets that it won't flip out when it extends The Toilet Brush of Doom. You touched on the real challenge of making melee weapons at the end: actually making a vehicle that can use it. XD
Jolly good demonstration of silly science, though! 👍
16:27 ironically there is such a thing as too much dakka, I think you're firing so many projectiles that before they get to reach the target, they're despawned because of the projectile cap... xD
Praise be clang may the jank be with you brother
I just can’t get over the scene where you’re literally just tickling the enemy to death
If you're a programmer, the LUA this game uses will pose zero challenge to you. Working with it's API will, however. It's very poorly documented.
My missile code actually uses calls i've not seen in the in-game documentation, just on an abandoned forum.
@doktork3406 that absolutely tracks. I've started learning for a recent video, and I picked up LUA in a matter of hours. Then I spent about 4 hours trying to find the current aiming angle of a turret because of how janky the interface is.
This video give me an idea: using a bread-board to control a tractor beam and teleport nuke in your enemie and I use an similar piston with ram and I control the length by a bread-board, after adding a continous pivot to make it turn and using a random number generator to make the assembly vibrate more, the weapon is terifying
God i cannot explain how much i love the shitty shopping cart jousting nuke.
You have earned yourself a like and subscribe :D
Ah Physics, everyone's least favorite class, but most favorite to break.
19:45 wait, this is just a WW2 Japanese lunge mine
@darkequation yes, but Imperial Japan quite notably didn't have nukes. Which means mine are better.
local man makes bobm on a stick in from the depths
Let me see: Shampoo, Conditioner and.... Nuclear Bomb?!
this is how they sunk the albemarle in the chesapeake. bomb on a stick.
Huh, I never even thought of turret stacking to increase rotation speed
You invented nuke jousting at the end there
I appreciate your exspeariments! =P
12:34 this made me laugh, what the hell???? It's so sudden and silly
yeah so this is called a pilebunker
Ive made something like that piston arm and put it on a melee tank. Did very well in testing.
1:30 , ah. that's the issue..
Ah yes, FTD Flyswatter
Nuclear spar torpedo mine
I wonder... The spinning wheel of FUCK at 11:35... could a separator and some 'tasteful' timing enable one to lob the last segment? I honestly don't play enough to know how well the momentum would transfer, or if the damage would even be good if it did. Purely speculative memery
I do wonder at this point why even have the simple weapons if they can't even damage anything.
Gotta be honest, lasers are my least favorite weapon system because they dont have an interesting counter (even bad aim)
But this. This is a unique solition
Angry Q-tip
The biggest QOL change FtD could make is not fucking up my camera when working with subobject (aaand allowing us to properly mirror them.)
It's a chimney brush
Rimworld cube mod when?
@@kael6596 most likely tonight or tomorrow.
20:00 nuke on a stick
Genius
Nuke on a stick
Jesus why isn't this video age restricted i feel violated
oh my sigma
Now throw some repair bots on it for more ammo?
Should try one with a drill
You built the fucking Dragonator
There are several jokes I would like to make, but is a bit too NSFW here
Hey, i was wondering if you knew how to fix screen tearing in from the depths? I'm kinda running out of ideas
Don Quixote??!?
@@RupertAndCheese I managed to take down the giant with a nuke. Proportional response and all that.
GALLOP ON, ROCINANTE! JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL!
Give this man 5 more likes to get him to 666 likes >:D
they are gonna nerf this, right?
@dripthanos5595 This is post-nerf. This was actually mindbogglingly busted a few years ago.
lua is simple
I didn't think you could do even more piston nonsense