Spending 20 Hours Beating the Pyre (to settle a one-sided argument)

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  • @blablabla798
    @blablabla798 Місяць тому +135

    >watches movie called "Home Alone"
    >"So much house"

    • @Artem4egg_
      @Artem4egg_ 28 днів тому +5

      Should've watched House, M.D.

  • @suturesunder3465
    @suturesunder3465 Місяць тому +180

    The hater energy in this video was oppressive, not a single moment was wasted in ensuring that the sheer bile that had welled up within from the dark pits of your malaise were put into its production. Everything from the craft itself to the random aside to watch someone indifferently glower at the worst possible quality footage of a movie while you yourself derided the whole situation. Not one laugh was not maniacal, not one response to a mechanical malfunction wasn't venomous, you even made an evil meeting room with evil chairs for hater type activities. You even had a cat (evil, presumably, partaking in evil activities). You have taken a mere morsel of external doubt and fostered it into a raging inferno of hatred, a literal flame war. You have inspired me to go out and make the world a worse place for everyone and not even for sport but simply because the option is available.
    This confirms my subscription

    • @greencumulonlover6988
      @greencumulonlover6988 Місяць тому +9

      this comment might be the best comment i’ve ever read on this entire platform
      can we shake hands?

    • @suturesunder3465
      @suturesunder3465 Місяць тому +7

      @@greencumulonlover6988 of course
      🤝

    • @greencumulonlover6988
      @greencumulonlover6988 Місяць тому +8

      @@suturesunder3465 my man
      🤝

    • @jackeyboy6538
      @jackeyboy6538 Місяць тому

      Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my ship. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for UA-cam comments at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

  • @Tom-tv3zh
    @Tom-tv3zh Місяць тому +91

    ah yes, Slay the Pyre

  • @alexkalug
    @alexkalug Місяць тому +47

    i would unironically watch your 1.5 hour reaction video to that guy reacting to fucked up home alone in german

    • @fillymcwinkenbob4234
      @fillymcwinkenbob4234 Місяць тому +4

      and I'd say to make it a drinking game: everytime the man comments take a shot, but I'm fairly certain that he'd be sober at the end of it

  • @heinzaballoo3278
    @heinzaballoo3278 Місяць тому +35

    Came for the FTD, stayed for the random 'reaction' commentary.
    That was honestly golden, almost had trouble breathing for a bit there

  • @fillymcwinkenbob4234
    @fillymcwinkenbob4234 Місяць тому +15

    "If you say anything contrary to what I already believe you are attacking me. You are attacking my character. You are attacking as a person. You probably want me to die ... if you disagree with me you are a fascist."
    Subscribed

  • @baconboi7796
    @baconboi7796 Місяць тому +67

    But can the Pyre beat the baguette?

    • @alert2
      @alert2 Місяць тому

      the baguette is an unholy abomination of death and destruction. Nothing can beat it

    • @dripwastaken7884
      @dripwastaken7884 Місяць тому +5

      (The nuke would split it)

    • @mopsbauch7469
      @mopsbauch7469 Місяць тому +5

      No

    • @peanutdog8849
      @peanutdog8849 Місяць тому +4

      It lost hard

    • @theofficialfcq6011
      @theofficialfcq6011 Місяць тому

      He mde a video about it and baugette won crazy enough ​@dripwastaken7884

  • @Steve-s4b
    @Steve-s4b Місяць тому +3

    "This place is perfect for evil, skullduggery and chicanery" already made this a 10/10 video.

  • @personzz1789
    @personzz1789 Місяць тому +13

    This is great, but I must say that personally the easiest way I have defeated the Pyre was just with two craft with strong APS circling it. It has zero ability to deal with multiple targets.

  • @dripwastaken7884
    @dripwastaken7884 Місяць тому +20

    I want to inform you that shift delete exists. Its very painfull watching you remove blocks individually.

  • @Zane12ai
    @Zane12ai Місяць тому +5

    82% of the budget is the council room, each chair costs more than the average city makes AND spends in a year.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Місяць тому +5

    The rant in the middle about people disagreeing with you was beautiful. It almost sounded like the shit you'd hear a dystopian leader say!

  • @leopardspheel3638
    @leopardspheel3638 Місяць тому +29

    The most unhinged ftd youtuber:

    • @hentaable
      @hentaable Місяць тому +4

      The most "hinded" ftd youtuber:

    • @leopardspheel3638
      @leopardspheel3638 Місяць тому

      @hentaable wha?

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Місяць тому

      ​@leopardspheel3638 the joke is supposed to be either
      "The least unhinged FTD ytber" or "the most hinged FTD ytber" followed by showing something crazy, to insinuate everyones crazy what youve done is instead say a really normal comment

    • @leopardspheel3638
      @leopardspheel3638 Місяць тому

      @@molassesman4066 you have made me even more confused than I was before 👍

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Місяць тому

      @leopardspheel3638 i give 1 more go
      By changing it from least unhinged (the normal format) to most unhinged, sentence doesnt work anymore as you accidentally called op crazy and everyone else sane

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 Місяць тому +21

    Did you know munition warners don't need to be connected to the AI to function?

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  Місяць тому +9

      Huh. I did not. I could have sworn they did at one point. I could just by crazy.

    • @zarnox3071
      @zarnox3071 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@thathitmann8282 From what I've seen of older crafts (before my time), it probably used to be a requirement, but it hasn't been necessary for years.

    • @notoriousectotherm
      @notoriousectotherm Місяць тому +1

      They look exactly like the other AI detection components. It's a little unintuitive ngl

    • @STORMTROOPER-vo1wn
      @STORMTROOPER-vo1wn Місяць тому

      Holy crap

  • @aerbon
    @aerbon Місяць тому +16

    actually stacking propellers behind each other does reduce thrust per propeller. you wouldn't usually go beyond 2 for thrust. stacked propellers are good for compressing air.
    if this doesn't make sense to you then allow me to explain. imagine a tube with many propellers along it, each trying to accelerate the air from the previous. the amount of air going in has to be the same as the amount going out, so as each fan speeds up the air it gets stretched out, which means pressure drops, aka you get closer to a vacuum, and propellers do not work in vacuum.
    Also, speeding up faster air requires more power, which means less thrust for the same power.
    the one benefit stacking propellers has is contra-rotation, but you only need two for that.

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  Місяць тому +8

      @aerbon I wasn't being very specific, but I was talking about contra-rotating propellers, like the big ones I had at the back for yaw and pitch control.
      Contra-rotating propellers create less turbulence than single props, and are actually significantly MORE efficient than two singles (not as powerful as two singles, but more fuel and space efficient).

    • @aerbon
      @aerbon Місяць тому

      @@thathitmann8282 yes but you wanted to use a long stack of small props for lift and that is a no-no

    • @Katvanished
      @Katvanished Місяць тому

      @@thathitmann8282 props are actually sick, I've tinkered with them, and their thrust is so high it doesn't really matter if you lose a bit of power - I have a dreadnought that's reaching 2m with only dual props for lift with HA grates over them, and it dies long before it loses lift. just add a ton to your craft

  • @heinzaballoo3278
    @heinzaballoo3278 Місяць тому +3

    18:45 Me, furiously reprogramming a random teleprompter to make it say the one true answer:
    Second Sunrise:

  • @GP22855
    @GP22855 Місяць тому +5

    Best youtuber instant subscribe I like bro's energy
    Omg you're the guy who made the rotating cannons too and I'm already subscribed

  • @lhommedelayaute1989
    @lhommedelayaute1989 Місяць тому +60

    I like you.
    This is a hate comment.

  • @techsbyglebbagrov7470
    @techsbyglebbagrov7470 Місяць тому +1

    Spending 20 hours beating the pyre and evolving into discovering thanos tactics

  • @notoriousectotherm
    @notoriousectotherm Місяць тому +2

    28:49
    Oh is that how you're supposed to use teleporters. Neato!

  • @MarstanLP
    @MarstanLP Місяць тому +3

    Very quickly becoming one of my favorite FTD creators. Really enjoy this type of format, and really really enjoy your humor!
    Would love if you could make something like a compilation video, or a series, of all the different cheese tactics in the game. As a way to give the newcomers to FTD, that are coming from the popu-tubers, some training wheels to stand on.

  • @user-nk2cu1zq3p
    @user-nk2cu1zq3p Місяць тому +3

    One of my favorite campaign craft is the Event Horizon although it is quite vulnerable and not nearly as difficult as the pyre those shotguns are just so satisfying.

  • @Thetankracer
    @Thetankracer Місяць тому +6

    Go home propellers, you're drunk

  • @dripwastaken7884
    @dripwastaken7884 Місяць тому +3

    The new singularity should be better than the pyre (if it ever comes out)

  • @dthree4496
    @dthree4496 Місяць тому +3

    The reaction video is crazy. Ty for putting me on

  • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
    @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 7 днів тому

    I find it quite interesting that what was apparently your first thought to kill a wedgespamming frontsider was a weapon choice that was almost uniquely ineffective against both wedgespam and frontsiders

  • @Eggit27
    @Eggit27 Місяць тому +1

    The facet seems like a ship that dwarves would use

  • @requinranger168
    @requinranger168 Місяць тому +8

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
    Consider me part of your haters now. We grow ever stronger, especially after you summoned us.

  • @nikkorap
    @nikkorap Місяць тому +3

    ngl that oblivion bgm slaps

  • @Spearmaster-and-suns
    @Spearmaster-and-suns Місяць тому +3

    You nearly killed me IRL with the scream while I drinking my Dr pepper lol

  • @snowdrop9810
    @snowdrop9810 Місяць тому +17

    Can I just say, you fell for the same exact pitfall in armoring that the Pyre did. That being wedgespam. Wedges are not god. Wedges in 80% of scenarios are bad. Wedges are only good vs high energy kinetics. Though, to give you some credit, the pyre also has shitty weapons that fire high energy kinetics(which is why they're bad, high energy kinetics are bad, just use pac or laser for pierce weapons smh). Though, you propably could've used a lams system to shoot down the shells as well, or stay super far away and evade.
    If you're wondering how best to kill it with a straight up brawl, the answer is flank it, dump crams into it from the flank, and defend missiles with interceptors(best anti large missile in the game other than dodging) and the cannons you are best off tanking or using lams, eitherway they're suboptimal cannons anyway since they're iirc Railgun kinetics(absolute garbage).
    Alternative to crams from flanking is dumping mass numbers of missiles, which tend to hit from the sides, which is where the pyre is weak on.
    However, if you want to really hit the face of the pyre, you want to use Plasma. Remember when I said wedges are really bad? Yeah, Plasma is exceedingly potent against HA wedges. Wedges make big & chonky plasma shots over 2-4 times more effective.
    Also, iirc the Kobold is atm the most optimized & cost efficient craft in from the depths campaign, esp when it gets its brain update. Even that is easy to hard counter and beat, though it actually needs really dedicated counters that can both hit it through its evasion, and chunk through its thick & bulky armor before it drills holes deep into your craft that disable your weapons. Or the classic flank attack tactics which are the bane of all frontsiders.

  • @roesimu134
    @roesimu134 Місяць тому +33

    18:39 out-nuke it, using the method explored in a previous video titled "From The Depths' Strongest Weapon is better with Nuke".
    edit: In your videos, you claim to know the strongest weapon in FtD, the most reliable/cheapest form of missile defense and the best shape for ships. In this video you use none of those.
    I would understand it if you only used one or two of these technologies, seeing as you are trying to achieve something quite specific. However, using none shows a lack of conviction in your own statements.
    kind regards,
    Your biggest hater

    • @nocanseegreen3845
      @nocanseegreen3845 Місяць тому +3

      Nukes and cheeses are crutches for bad designers

    • @nocanseegreen3845
      @nocanseegreen3845 Місяць тому +4

      just got to the point in the video where he says propellers are nonfunctional and wishes dediblades were back nvm I'm a hater too now

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 7 днів тому

      @@nocanseegreen3845ehh, they have easy counters… not many campaign craft will counter them but a decent amount of player craft will

  • @JohnMcFist
    @JohnMcFist Місяць тому +1

    Oh hey, someone else who felt personally challenged to beat the Pyre! I think I might've had an easier time getting the W, but your video is much better than mine 😂

  • @stijnjanssens571
    @stijnjanssens571 21 день тому

    man i slept on this video, and now i kinda feel stupid..
    amazing work once again haha!

  • @notoriousectotherm
    @notoriousectotherm Місяць тому

    The Skyrim music is peak; i love it

  • @CasualSnake_D2
    @CasualSnake_D2 Місяць тому

    I thought you figured out anti-missile strats already lmao, that video was awesome

  • @Shaun_Jones
    @Shaun_Jones Місяць тому

    I wonder if you can beat the Pyre by just spawning like eight Twin Guard Alarmeds and smacking it with 16 drill-nukes.

  • @webkinskid
    @webkinskid Місяць тому

    love the energy of this video

  • @cowcannon8883
    @cowcannon8883 Місяць тому

    3:07 Yah i though that the new props clearance thing was a bug but no it is intended that the check is infinite distance and give the same debuff to clearance. Its to make it so the more exposed the stronger they are. like i understand but its kinda half killed the efficiency of my steampunk designs.
    the trick with them is making them wide rather than tall its based on its surface area. you can have armored internal ones but its honestly better to use a CJE most of the time when you want high and reasonably efficient thust. because CJE when built big can actually be more efficient than the single block thrusters. nearly full clearance props are the most efficient and give kinda similar thrust per block as CJE when on the larger side.

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 Місяць тому +3

    I gotta know, how do you record those building timelapses?

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  Місяць тому +6

      Mashing the undo button via macro, and reversing the footage.

  • @etiennebratschi2091
    @etiennebratschi2091 Місяць тому

    I really, REALLY like the way your brain works

  • @dripthanos5595
    @dripthanos5595 Місяць тому

    bro did not just recreate the espada's council room from bleach

  • @_ERR_404_
    @_ERR_404_ Місяць тому

    I don't think anything can get through that armor

  • @ethangames5189
    @ethangames5189 Місяць тому +5

    16:50, i disagree. you are big enough to have haters, but how can anyone hate you?

  • @therealhobojoe568
    @therealhobojoe568 Місяць тому

    I normally just make giant armoured satellites in spcae that shoot giant particle cannons lmao

  • @ruludos1977
    @ruludos1977 Місяць тому +2

    so much house

  • @humanperson9049
    @humanperson9049 Місяць тому

    Most sane from the depths player

  • @nzuiz
    @nzuiz 25 днів тому

    10:29 i busted out laughing so hard

  • @BorderWise12
    @BorderWise12 Місяць тому +6

    ... it wasn't me who did an 'um, actually' at you, right? If I was, sorry about that. I didn't mean to annoy you. 😅
    Anyway, this video is great (minus the random German-React-Home-Alone bit, that was weird). How do you do that time-lapse? It's awesome! 😃
    Striking parallels with my own little mental journey with the Pyre:
    1. Never fight it in the wild.
    2. Hear about it from other people.
    3. Think 'how hard could it be'?
    4. Realize it is, in fact, hard.
    5. Descend into despair and madness.
    6. Say 'screw it, I just want to kill the thing, let's get nuts'.
    7. Finally kill the Pyre somehow. Yippee! 🥳
    As for whether it's actually the hardest Neter vehicle... I would still say it is, right up until the SD gets updated with new horrors. But as ever, the FtD experience is a subjective one. Someone out there probably had a much harder time with something else. 🤷
    Also: don't want to take full credit, but I love that I might've started a trend of murdering the Pyre in various ways. Fire good indeed! 😁👍🔥

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  Місяць тому +5

      No, it wasn't you. And even if it was I meant this video in jest.
      As for the timelapse I do the building all at once, save the version, then use a macro to mash the undo button, retrofit the ship back to the state I saved it in, and then reverse the footage (you might notice that in my last timelapse my rambot rose up out of the water onto one of the balconies because of that). I was quite proud of that technique, I thought it was clever :). Glad somebody noticed it.

    • @BorderWise12
      @BorderWise12 Місяць тому +1

      @@thathitmann8282 Cheers! I'm going to have to try that sometime, the result is very pleasing to watch. :)

  • @Arlojmikk
    @Arlojmikk 29 днів тому

    the timelapses are cool

  • @GTARogelio1
    @GTARogelio1 Місяць тому +1

    How do you do the time-lapse?

  • @CasualSnake_D2
    @CasualSnake_D2 Місяць тому

    how would Looooooooong ship do against Pyre?

  • @moumdoh
    @moumdoh Місяць тому

    deep sea PAC submarine
    edit : also you need better steam engine tetris please

  • @randomperson6176
    @randomperson6176 Місяць тому

    Most emotive German reactor be like

  • @nakuroyuki
    @nakuroyuki Місяць тому

    Been watching a lot of your vids, and I'm wondering how you do the build timelapse block by block thing

  • @Sub-blox_BombCr
    @Sub-blox_BombCr Місяць тому

    he chose to become twitter 16:55 - 17:22

  • @sosecherofsky7985
    @sosecherofsky7985 25 днів тому

    Fire is insane ngl, I use 25-50mm autocannons at 2400RPM firing incendiary rounds, rips anything

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  25 днів тому

      @@sosecherofsky7985 My go-to is similar; high RPM 48mm kinetic shells.

    • @sosecherofsky7985
      @sosecherofsky7985 25 днів тому

      @@thathitmann8282 Fire + kenetic goes so hard with low calibre guns

  • @elizabethfernandez9466
    @elizabethfernandez9466 26 днів тому

    So much house!

  • @shotgunsideshow8958
    @shotgunsideshow8958 Місяць тому

    dude this is so peak, i came for the major hating and stayed for the schizophrenic rambling and so viel haus

  • @RupertAndCheese
    @RupertAndCheese Місяць тому

    You're right, I AM racist.
    And that board of directors room is great.

  • @giovanni9136
    @giovanni9136 Місяць тому +1

    The final solution to the PQ(Pyre Question)

  • @2v02
    @2v02 Місяць тому

    Committing thoughtcrimes against a dude I just saw online

  • @notoriousectotherm
    @notoriousectotherm Місяць тому

    Your problem was trying to take on the pyre in a fair fight. If you're fighting fairly, you're fighting wrong. Be scummy, be cheesy.

  • @crazyphrenic
    @crazyphrenic Місяць тому +1

    Hello, love the videos.
    I am here to inform you that they have added a spawn menu on "x", or maybe you have a reason not use it, if so, I would like to hear your reasoning.
    Have a nice day, bye :)

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  Місяць тому +2

      @crazyphrenic actually, it's existed for a while. It's just that back in my day it was so clunky I never used it, so I'm slowly breaking the habit.
      Also, there are some ships that just aren't in the menu, and you can't control spawn faction in the x menu.

    • @crazyphrenic
      @crazyphrenic Місяць тому +1

      @thathitmann8282 Good to know that not all ships are there, but you can change the vehicle faction, though I remember the setting being named counterintuetively...
      It's about 0 o'clock in germany right now, I can tell you the name of the setting in about 16 hours.

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  Місяць тому +1

      @crazyphrenic i can probably figure it out, lol. Thanks

    • @crazyphrenic
      @crazyphrenic Місяць тому +1

      @@thathitmann8282 Well, have a nice day, honestly can't wait to see the next thing you construct.

  • @milesscanlan3771
    @milesscanlan3771 Місяць тому +2

    The pyre isn’t the hardest vehicle in ftd, the flying squirrel is

  • @Raw774
    @Raw774 Місяць тому

    So much house

  • @devoncampbell3607
    @devoncampbell3607 Місяць тому

    hell yea.

  • @masterb2130
    @masterb2130 Місяць тому

    You know what? I think this dude is wrong about some of this stuff....

  • @arthurg1425
    @arthurg1425 Місяць тому

    Misslez

  • @duwang2324
    @duwang2324 Місяць тому

    Ram the pyre

  • @janKoloja
    @janKoloja Місяць тому +4

    "This will not be made material efficient" bro look at the aps system you're destroying right now for the love of god use ammo clips
    also, shift+delete gets rid of a weapon system or type of block instantly so you don't need to destroy every block

    • @thathitmann8282
      @thathitmann8282  Місяць тому +3

      That shift+delete is huge, actually. I didn't know that.
      As for not using clips. I'm gonna keep it a stack and a half; I just forgot.

    • @snowdrop9810
      @snowdrop9810 Місяць тому

      ​@@thathitmann8282 just, dont shift delete while looking at metal/alloy. Trust me. You will not enjoy the immense suffering that causes

  • @MinecraftSurge
    @MinecraftSurge Місяць тому

    Kinda ass... Proximity doom crams with 0.05 second fuse would put it down ridiculously cheap.
    Short range large thump missiles would put it down. Low fire rate doom tail would pen it all the way through. Overclock 2.0 pacs would pen it all the way through. Really you just need a lams system big enough to delete it's munitions and use doomsday weapons on it.... There's no faction crafts in the game that a 100k may weapon system can't penetrate in one shot.
    Also you can use point and maintain distance, with a 6 second strafe left and 4 second strafe right, and then put thrusters on roof and bottom of your craft that you set to strafe left and right, and you can bounce your craft around like the torp. Try being torp for cheap if you want a real challenge

  • @razzmattix5170
    @razzmattix5170 Місяць тому

    Bc you wanted haterish comments. If your craft is so powerful and the pyre is so weak, then beat 3 pyres at once while still being cheaper than a single pyre

  • @kaelsmith7359
    @kaelsmith7359 23 дні тому

    I love that there way mor comments then the UA-cam average comment to view rashio

  • @cdmonmcginn7561
    @cdmonmcginn7561 Місяць тому

    subscribed

  • @MrCatofdoom
    @MrCatofdoom Місяць тому +12

    I am going to ignore the inherent fascist nature of the evil council room.

  • @hentaable
    @hentaable Місяць тому

    moar.....

  • @marckasprzyk9276
    @marckasprzyk9276 Місяць тому

    o the pyre thats easy just make a mass-driver to teleport nuclear payloads into the middle of the craft using the speed glitch

  • @dripwastaken7884
    @dripwastaken7884 Місяць тому +1

    18:46 build better

  • @sarasPP
    @sarasPP Місяць тому

    skill issue + washed

  • @holli987
    @holli987 Місяць тому +1

    2rd

  • @hentaable
    @hentaable Місяць тому

    Dude, no joke, you should get a vtuber model and go with it. Just continue doing videos like this.