I was only going to watch a few minutes of this, but you guys kept me glued. For a UA-cam video over 70 minutes, that's really, really rare for me. Well done!
Beckoning Chasm Actually, this video is one of my favorite, along with the Star Wars Holiday Special and Foodfight ones. But I have some morbid fascination for those abominations...
And before the black veil takes his consciousness away, a small leave gently falls on the still, crystal clean water... And the guy is like "aw, fucking hell!"
Absolute Zero By the way, did I missed something or this drunkard just took his car and drove until he found random guys to pick a fight with, only to get kicked in the balls? I know TJ and Paul just pointed that out but man! I'm just utterly confused... And yeah, this quote is pretty awesome! Now I'll call my own gonads "jelly beans". I'm a woman but that still works, except for the "sausage part" as y'know... I don't have a dick. But as I always say feminity isn't an attribute I have, so when I die and they perform a n autopsy on me they just might find a prostate...😁
I think Anthony A. White is that first kid witch had the homework chewed and petted the kat on the beginning of this "movie". In other words, a kid wrote, produced, directed, CGI'ish it , "designed" apparels, edited, mixed, shooted and acted this shit. Praise for him.
God deemed CC unworthy of his God-like cat powers And reverted him to a normal cat but let him keep his Devine intelligence, so to prove to God that he is a worthy Christian kitty he must punish sinners
1989jolle Wow, that actually makes sense. I was wondering why the cat is killing everyone, if he had a goal or something, and now I feel dumb that I didn't realize sooner that it was the God chosen cat's work!
Do 'Trick or Treat' next, it is a free movie that the creators don't give a damn about. The cool thing about the move is that it stars Gene Simmons and contains cameos from Ozzy Osbourne.
The car explosion was filmed better than I thought it was going to be, surprisingly enough. Still not saying much though. At least they tried practical effects instead of resorting to horrific CGI.
wolfrit69 That movie has such horrible acting, but I always found the ambiance and premise interesting. That might be a nice addition to the series, but there's like thousands of bad movies, they'll never go out of a job, but they might not live long enough to cover it! Unless they have a voting system, but I don't think they do.
As a descendant of slaves in America, I am proud to call myself an American today. In all of its injustice, imperfection, and unrealized idealism, there is no place I would rather call home.
yo this is a great way to help other youtubers! your giving this guy a lot of attention. he may be bad but he might be the next ed wood! good job guys.
The video at the beginning was fucking great... I just wish there was a little less commentary while the video was playing... Other than that, great job Paul!
Same here. I only meant to watch a little to kill time before work. But DAMN! Scenes of static nothing, then outright cat-murder. Yikes, now I need a drink. "Hello boss, not gonna make it today, getting good and tight due to evil cat."
Videos on this site suggestions, starve,visitant,kingdom come,the cloth,ominous(2 movies with that name, both horrible, both on this site),the ouija experiment, death of a ghost hunter,haunting at foster cabin, haunting of the innocent, playdate, devil's tower
Hey People I was out whoring for rent money during a critical faze of this whole paradigm. Halp! Is there some video or anything that explains why TJ left DP? Is anyone in the know?
wow! i used to watch that all the time when I was a kid. my babysitter had a vcr and like 2 tapes. I think the other one was a richard simmons workout or something.
+Synthetic Karma It was the 1st vhs tape I ever saw. Followed by "Adventures in Babysitting". We had Richard Simmon's Sweating to the Oldies too. Good times
That first video felt like a cult initiation primer. Maybe it's the marriage to religion, but whatever brand of American Conservatism that is really does have that cult feel about it.
Hm, this film is genius. Towards 49 minutes, you can clearly see that they aimed for a cat in heat tune in the singer's voice. ... That shit is strangely entertaining. But Neil Breen is better.
I was only going to watch a few minutes of this, but you guys kept me glued. For a UA-cam video over 70 minutes, that's really, really rare for me. Well done!
Fuckin A.
Beckoning Chasm Actually, this video is one of my favorite, along with the Star Wars Holiday Special and Foodfight ones. But I have some morbid fascination for those abominations...
No animals went unharmed by the making of this film
I’ve found that this series is fantastic to listen too while half asleep.
It’s like really neat, it’s a mental exercise or something.
Mr. Pool Cleaner: *In his Final Moments...* Well...at least I cleaned my damn pool...
And before the black veil takes his consciousness away, a small leave gently falls on the still, crystal clean water... And the guy is like "aw, fucking hell!"
54:41 Best quote in cinema history. You're welcome.
Absolute Zero By the way, did I missed something or this drunkard just took his car and drove until he found random guys to pick a fight with, only to get kicked in the balls? I know TJ and Paul just pointed that out but man! I'm just utterly confused...
And yeah, this quote is pretty awesome! Now I'll call my own gonads "jelly beans". I'm a woman but that still works, except for the "sausage part" as y'know... I don't have a dick. But as I always say feminity isn't an attribute I have, so when I die and they perform a n autopsy on me they just might find a prostate...😁
I like the creationist cat reference
18:38 for the only good part of the movie
I think Anthony A. White is that first kid witch had the homework chewed and petted the kat on the beginning of this "movie". In other words, a kid wrote, produced, directed, CGI'ish it , "designed" apparels, edited, mixed, shooted and acted this shit. Praise for him.
This made stealing all of my grandma's crohns disease pain medication totally worth it!
mama drank wow what a piece of shit...were they good tho.
A movie where CC punishes the shodomites?
Oh she you're right
God deemed CC unworthy of his God-like cat powers And reverted him to a normal cat but let him keep his Devine intelligence, so to prove to God that he is a worthy Christian kitty he must punish sinners
1989jolle he's targeting those who didn't believe the applebys orgy story .
1989jolle Wow, that actually makes sense. I was wondering why the cat is killing everyone, if he had a goal or something, and now I feel dumb that I didn't realize sooner that it was the God chosen cat's work!
It's evil CC from the mirror universe.
I like the double feature with the shorter movie. Keep it up guys!
Paul is the SaltMidget.
Kievan Rus paul is the tallest saltmidget. He is the salt mine.
Do 'Trick or Treat' next, it is a free movie that the creators don't give a damn about. The cool thing about the move is that it stars Gene Simmons and contains cameos from Ozzy Osbourne.
Seriously I will pay you $1K to do that commentary!
So it stars gene Simmons the most money hungry fuck boy around and they don’t care about the movie at all ?
Yeeessss! It's perfect for CinemaForCynics!
Believe me that movies is unintentionally hilarious
I strangely like the garage metal.
TJ Kirk + Paul’s Ego + Cinema Snob + Nostalgia Critic = fucking awesome
I FREAKIN LOVE THIS DWARF AND VIKING MOVIE CRITIC COMBO DUO!
TJ and Paul both look like they could be in the Norsemen TV show on Netflix.
18:39 your welcome america
Very cool. I'm glad I bought The Evil Cat at a pawn shop and ripped it for UA-cam. $2 well spent.
Thanks for letting me know about this so I could catch it live UA-cam and definitely not 4 hours after the fact! :D:D:D;D:D
The end credits and your commentary on it were by far the funniest part of this whole thing!
Beavis and Butthead impersonations were awesome
i thought the same thing!
The car explosion was filmed better than I thought it was going to be, surprisingly enough. Still not saying much though. At least they tried practical effects instead of resorting to horrific CGI.
Anyone else like to put one or a playlist of cinema for cynics vids on while going to bed?
I don't know if you guys know but the film "inbred" is on you tube and it is fantastic
You guys gotta do "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats" from 1977.
wolfrit69 That movie has such horrible acting, but I always found the ambiance and premise interesting. That might be a nice addition to the series, but there's like thousands of bad movies, they'll never go out of a job, but they might not live long enough to cover it! Unless they have a voting system, but I don't think they do.
49:44 i live near festus... these people exist
Why wasn't this movie called Purr Evil? WHY?
I'm really loving the "I only have a clean amp that I stole from the Church I play for during service" type of guitar sound playing.
YES MY FAVORITE SERIES ON THE CHANNEL
Well at least I got to see this before it gets flagged for nudity...
what a masterpiece
"You ain't killin' no mo of ma niggas nAow."
Lmao
The best part of this was all the random butt rock.
And the fact that the cat murdered somebody with a fucking spear.
so, we're pretty much all universally rooting for Evil Cat.
Paul make more fucking movie reviews.
You guys would probably have a good time reviewing Dead Alive. It's public domain too.
This movie had balls of yarn.
Tony White is truly the next Robert Rodriguez
Watch birdemic next
As a descendant of slaves in America, I am proud to call myself an American today. In all of its injustice, imperfection, and unrealized idealism, there is no place I would rather call home.
yo this is a great way to help other youtubers! your giving this guy a lot of attention. he may be bad but he might be the next ed wood! good job guys.
WTF Happened to Saw?
Yes, please
Steven Aiello He got turned into a cat. 😘🐈
The real sin is having 45 second ads that cant be skipped
Yawn* - Yeah! - Yawn* - Yeah! - Yawn* - Yeah! - Yawn* - Yeah! - Yawn* - Yeah! - Yawn* - Yeah!
What A Movie. :-)
I hope Paul is extremely grateful he has TJ to prop him up.
The mario guy has a pokemon trainer hat on.
Music was pretty good, i enjoyed that
Lol I fell asleep watching this
Going to sleep now listening to this too,tho with a fucked up twist; sharing my bed with two cats lol
The video at the beginning was fucking great... I just wish there was a little less commentary while the video was playing... Other than that, great job Paul!
I got Cool Cat Loves To Rock n Roll flashbacks, man.
Please please watch the gingerdead man: passion of the crust.
_Full Moon Features_ won't allow that.
true art
Paul, Paul, a Dwarf.
Movie?
MOVIE?!?
What're you doing movie?!?
This movie is fucking hilarious
Worse than Canyon Trail.
Whoa now, let's not go crazy here!
No.
Nothing is worse than Canyon Trail except maybe Garbage Pail Kids.
27:25 Hooooo boy. That's... wow.
Very nice.
This is CC's rival, the Devil's chosen cat...
In Canada and the USA, both Democracies, Socialist ideas they like are used in both countries.
Same here. I only meant to watch a little to kill time before work. But DAMN! Scenes of static nothing, then outright cat-murder. Yikes, now I need a drink. "Hello boss, not gonna make it today, getting good and tight due to evil cat."
a small feature before the main feature reminds me of mst3k. Push the button Paul!
They should of hire a cat from cats from hell . Lol they picked the nicest cat to put in this movie
I'm watching this with my cat jinx
THIS WAS PRETTY GOOD
deffff goooood movie
Paul is a yard gnome
Now I can't help imagining some dp fan having bought a yard/garden gnome or two and painted em to look like TJ & Paul😆
18:40 :D
kitty possessed
Starting music is sexy.
You boys should do Cynics Vs Trash Humpers. It's Harmony Korine at his worst.
8:10 is that leslie graham?
Clifton L. Gayness Jr.
I thought the cat from Pet Sematary was scary
Cemetery Man (1994) IT'S ON UA-cam
Blood hands!!!!!!! Where are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Videos on this site suggestions, starve,visitant,kingdom come,the cloth,ominous(2 movies with that name, both horrible, both on this site),the ouija experiment, death of a ghost hunter,haunting at foster cabin, haunting of the innocent, playdate, devil's tower
That femmy red glove though.
Hey People I was out whoring for rent money during a critical faze of this whole paradigm. Halp!
Is there some video or anything that explains why TJ left DP?
Is anyone in the know?
You guys have to watch Glen or Glenda?!?
Boobs 5 minutes in and my uncle Randy's band...Oscar anyone?
Watch Night Of The Clown. It's an old VHS film with a trailer on UA-cam. Old as fuck like 2007 type shit.
2007 is "old as f*ck?" I learn something new everyday.
I actually watched this shit a week ago. You bastards just made me watch it twice.
Kick'in Chicken!!!
When will we be getting the Quentin Tarantino remake?
No Disaster Artist review? Why not?
"Monster in the Closet". It's Paul Walker's 1st film and Fergie is in it too. It's so bad its terrible.
wow! i used to watch that all the time when I was a kid. my babysitter had a vcr and like 2 tapes. I think the other one was a richard simmons workout or something.
+Synthetic Karma It was the 1st vhs tape I ever saw. Followed by "Adventures in Babysitting". We had Richard Simmon's Sweating to the Oldies too. Good times
You should review all hasbro films battleship my little pony Jen and the holligrams
Still better dialogue than Lucas'.
Watch this one next! ua-cam.com/video/HyOjwZo6QhU/v-deo.html
WATCH DOUBLE DOWN! IT'S ON UA-cam FOR FREE AND IT'S HILARIOUS!!! 10/Breene
That first video felt like a cult initiation primer. Maybe it's the marriage to religion, but whatever brand of American Conservatism that is really does have that cult feel about it.
Frizzurd lies
Frizzurd Nope!
I thought the demon or whatever it was was legit scary. The rest was laughable but way better then Foodfight!
Double cam?
PAUL REVIEW A TARANTINO MOVIE
Do you know da whey.
This movie is so bad; if it were not for the demonic cat and his hilarious fatalities, I would not be watching this.
This movie is nothing compared to the STEELMANSVILLE road horror franchise
Hm, this film is genius. Towards 49 minutes, you can clearly see that they aimed for a cat in heat tune in the singer's voice.
... That shit is strangely entertaining. But Neil Breen is better.
What is that intro