The Simpsons S06E12 Home the Great - Stonercutters
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- Опубліковано 1 лют 2011
- Homer notices that Lenny and Carl are enjoying inexplicable privileges such as free soft drinks, massage chairs, and great parking spots at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Homer investigates and discovers that they are part of an ancient secret society known as The Stonecutters.
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20 years later and I still fantasize about that traffic shortcut
Urgh same
It's in Simpsons hit and run aswell
We all do.
Jealous?....
We all dooooooooo~ We all dooooooo~
The funny thing about the actual signing of the Declaration of Independence is that there are copies of receipts showing that the Founding Fathers bought an excessive amount of alcohol from a local tavern two days prior to the signing. So in all likelihood, the Founding Fathers were already either drunk or hungover when they signed the document!
It's amazing that Simpsons reveal so much truth when before I thought it was all just made up stories for fun. That means that episode where King George 3, George Washington, and Ben Franklin working together for some agenda was also true.
Also they didn't all sign it at the same time, it took a few weeks. The reason Hancock's signature is so big is because he was one of the first, later on they ran out of space so the sigs were smaller.
QUAFF! QUAFF! QUAFF!
ya America in a nutshell even our greatest moments was done by a couple off guys being drunk at the time
Truly the greatest country
"We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low life commoner!" is one of the greatest Simpsons lines ever.
Ah yes, but its then kicking the guy in the face that punctuates it so sublimely.
It's a line that makes no sense because they created a constitutional republic. The founding fathers were quite clear what they thought about democracy, aka mob rule.
Lol, you're not even a democracy. 2 of your last 4 Presidents were elected despite losing the popular vote.
Pretty accurate considering what the founders actually thought.
The Federalist Party in a nutshell
Love that his parking spot for work was literally next to his own backyard
It contradicts EVERY OTHER shot of their neighborhood in the entire series and creates tons of problems.
@@harizotoh7 Continuity was never a concern for the Simpsons.
@@thoughtfuldevil6069 it should be though it needs some logic. Like in most episodes homer is a big broncos fan but in the hank Scorpio episode he wants to own the cowboys and hank gets him the broncos and he is disappointed. Like what the hell homer in every other episode you love the broncos and that team had John Elway and Terrell Davis.
I’d trade continuity for quality writing any day
@@harizotoh7 I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder
2:24 _"We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low-life commoner!"_
lol
Iceland practicing democracy since 900:
*Sad music noises* 🤣
@@rejvaik00 they said greatest democracy
It’s Jefferson.
The have the bill from the Inn they signed the the declaration of independence in that scene isn't far from the truth. Copious amounts of alcohol and broken furniture
rejvaik and they’ve managed to influence the world how? Not anywhere close to the US’ economic, cultural, and technological dominance.
I will never get over how great the Stonecutters song is. I could still quote it word for word.
Who enjoys this funny song?
Who gets none of the words wrong?
@@solomonreal1977 WE DO! WE DO!
@@solomonreal1977
Who gives the song an extra verse?
With no time to rehearse?
@@GanonGhidorahwe do! We do!
I love how, for this one episode, the Simpsons' house backed into the power plant parking lot, by the movie their house was on the very edge of town, and both are contrary to the areal shot we get of the house that shows another house behind them.
They call it flexible reality.
"Who robs cave fish of their sight?" is the most underrated Simpsons joke ever
Lol, didn't Chief Wiggum once tell someone to dial 912? It's amazing how they connect all of these classic episodes because Wiggum was an active member of the Stonecutters as shown in the ending while they are singing at the table. God this show was incredible in the 90s. Nothing tops it.
Not to burst your bubble but Wiggum said that to get out of taking a 911 call to watch the lottery results. Not sure if it was intentionally done, but it would have been big secret for him to let out like that... = /
he said no, THIS is 912
this show was so GOOD
Still the best.
_Nothing_ tops it? What about a _really_ big biscuit? 🍪
Their secret organization has a giant stonecutters symbol on the front of their building 😂
Well seeing that freemason lodges have their symbol on the front of their lodge I don't see why this needed to be said lol
Knights order has a gigantic flag with a red cross and a big sign that says "knights order". It would be funny to take a dussin guys and just enter this secret headquarter uninvited lol
It's the same methods the Decepticons use.
I love how the martian is consistently in the singing scene
I always thought that became Kif in Futurama.
@@jordansweet8054 Well since Matt Groening created those characters, it could be Kif!
As a Freemason, I can confirm that this is 100% true.
+MutteringCondolences You guys rig the Oscars?
TheGroundedAviator
Why do you think it took Leo so long to win one? He just wouldn't do what he was told.
MutteringCondolences He's a free sprit!
shut uuuuupp......
So there really is a giant egg conspiracy?
"Who keeps the metric system down?"
still mad
Hilariously, that is actually pretty accurate to what happened at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Have you ever read about how much they were drinking during the convention? I honestly am not sure how they lived through the whole ordeal.
It's easy unless you're a little bitch.
cale42 That scene must be cut out in syndication. Don't recall seeing this before.
Roughly two bottles of wine and an assload of shots and beer per delegate. The founding fathers were drunk to the gills.
cale42 so essentially the school books gloss over the high level boozing that would have taken place?
I remember I never got the joke of homer driving to work just to be at he’s house. I use to argue with my dad that he should just walk or get a taxi and my dad trying to explain it was comedy purposes. I never thought it was funny but love the joke now . Now my kids ask me every time why drive to work when you are just behind your house. The circle of life 😂
“I think he should have to take a different oath”
“Everyone takes the same oath”
🤣🤣🤣
Cause he’s already kinda heavy you know
oh shit, Picard's number one.
make it so
Locutus....
Unless you watch the emoji movie in which he’s number 2
Sneaky 'ANIM8R' license plate there...
I saw that one. Bunch of crafty SOB's.
R8 dat and 3mi isl
1:29
"Nah, you've got the wrong number. This is 91...2.."
91...512 something
Got a Disney+ subscription but I'm still watching individual scenes in a weird resolution on UA-cam because the interface doesn't suck. What a time to be alive.
Simpsons is the best thing on earth....thanks for all the laughs...
You typed that as if they were no longer around. But that isn’t the case.
Plot twist : it's are run by the masons
I love the barbed wire addition to the Simpsons fence in the backyard. And how all of a sudden they live right outside the power plant parking lot.
Probably one of the best episodes they ever made.
Since we never hear about him anymore, I can only assume that Steve gutenberg and the stonecutters must have had one hell of a falling out
Jasper Beardley is a Stone Cutter. Took me 20 years to notice that. Good for him.
Noticin' that after 20 years, that's a paddlin'
The Stonecutters' song is legendary.
Who keeps the metric system down.
We do... we dooo.
Paper Gangsta ki
@Bilal Khalid America is on the metric system, every imperial unit is defined in metric.
@Bilal Khalid most American scientists and engineers use the metric system at work.
If you know what a metre is and what "nano" means then you know what a nanometre is and how many nanometres there is in a kilometer. Now, how many inches in a furlong ?
The metric system is a tool of the Devil!
My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!
Who holds back the electric car?
“Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? WE DO!”
Patrick Stewart can say anything and make my day XD "Let's get drunk and play ping pong!"
Lieutenant Yoshi that’s Patrick Stuart really?
@@Tman-gt7fk When you listen closely, the stonecutter chairman does sound a lot like Captain Picard.
@@redDL89 I heard on February 24th, 2019, a few hours after Queen Elsa Brown defeated Darkseid (after what he did to her seventh adopted son Steven Universe, when he shattered his gem with an Omega Beam,that is), your hero, Patrick Stewart, a.k.a. Number One, banished MY hero Queen Elsa Brown from the Stonecutters forever, even though he understood the loss of her boy, Steven, AND it was with a heavy heart. AND as a "final act of humiliation", she must walk back to her Townsville Ice Palace in her ice blue two piece swimsuit dragging behind HER the Stone of Shame, even though her Ice Palace in Townsville was a couple of blocks away. I STILL feel very bad for Queen Elsa Brown (from the "Frozen" saga) after she was banished from the Stonecutters forever by Number One. Shame on you, Patrick Stewart. And all you Stonecutters who doubted Queen Elsa Brown's heroics as well. And if THAT'S too Prime, then by ALL MEANS Prime me up!
@@redDL89 By the way, old friend, today is February 24th, two years since Queen Elsa Brown (from the "Frozen" saga) defeated that shnook Darkseid, and two years since Number One (Patrick Stewart) banished Queen Elsa Brown from the Stonecutters forever (all because of the Right of Vengeance Queen Elsa Brown put on Darkseid for what he did to her seventh adopted son, Steven Universe, when he offed him by shattering his gem with an Omega Beam, that is). AND two years since Number One punished Queen Elsa Brown by having her walk home in her ice blue two piece swimsuit dragging behind her the Stone of Shame. But it was NO BIG DEAL for HER, since first of all, she was strong enough to do it, since that Stone of Shame was twice as big as before and she's an Ultra Prime Ice Blue at the time, and secondly, she WANTED to feel the cold winter breeze on her ice blue two piece swimsuit clad body, and finally, her Townsville Ice Fortress was only two blocks away. I STILL feel bad for poor Queen Elsa Brown to this very day, even though Number One felt Queen Elsa Brown's pain of loss. Queen Elsa Brown lost her seventh adopted son, Steven Universe. The Stonecutters lost their chosen one, Kimberly Hart, to the Dark Side of the Power, that is. I will always remember this day. Never forget... Never forget......
Even when he does his duty?
"Same old parking spot eh dad" Boy homer sure is lucky to have taken that shortcut to work lmao!
😂
I genuinely think "Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!" is one of Patrick Stewart's all-time line deliveries.
0:37 i just realized they still have the giant tiki head Mr. Burns bought them from the episode Smithers kept burns from having his goons beat him up.
3:38 there's a fucking egg waving a stein around lol
it's the same egg that runs away from earlier (when Lenny is telling Homer how to become a Stonecutter)
its those egg council creeps, they got to you too didnt they Ryan?
I never noticed that. Hah!
2:41 on a serious note, as someone that struggled to make friends during school/uni, to finally find a social group and be a part of, I couldn’t have put it better than Hormer: “Its wonderful... I never felt so accepted in all my life”
I could so relate how it sucks that he got marginalised afterwards
So, wait... Every single citizen of Springfield is part of the Stone Cutters? Why the hush hush then?
Lorewalker Maohao their wifes wouldn’t approve
It's a secret.
"shut uuuuup"
That’s actually a very accurate representation of how the masons were in the 1950s. Literally the entire neighborhood would show up at the meeting. Not really a secret society if everyone is apart of it.
@@stevederp9801 Same as today. They are so secret they have a well marked building about 200 feet from my house. They tried to lure me in with some ritual called "BBQ Night" but I was too clever for them.
1:28 the "Anim8r" License plate gets me everytime
One of my fave Simpsons episodes.
Guess they ain’t holding back the electric car anymore
Chunks yeah but they're doing a good job keeping down the metric system
Nor the Martians...
wouldnt be so sure.
Because Elon is stonecutter too
@@rafikovtagir He is a Mason.
They were a bunch of party animals in 1776.
Quaff Quaff Quaff!
Remote Indigo Index that’s actually pretty close to what happened after they signed the declaration
Emperor Uriel VII: Here is the Amulet of Kings and Close Sure the Jaws of Oblivion...
And for one brief moment of an episode, the Simpsons lived directly behind the nuclear plant, making no sense at all why or how... or why Homer even drove to work.
It’s because they have tunnels everywhere it’s a play at how he doesn’t need to drive to work as he can just get there quickly through an unknown passageway showing that his house is closer to his job than he could ever get there driving
I wondered if this should have been the last episode or 2nd to last. It is so strange that almost all the main characters are part of a secret society that controls foreign governments, hides legendary cities and aliens and makes average people famous. And then it is never brought up again, even the other stonecutter branches around the world.
0:44 That handshake
I really want to know how David Crockett died at Alamo. :(
hzolee83 they were probably going to say suicide
I bet his slave did it when the opportunity presented itself.
You must be 18!
Crying, soiled, and afraid.
'Reaallly?'
'Yees, yes!'
Stonecutters sure have let steve guttenberg down all these years later
This is to date the only place i've ever heard of him
He was the star of several Police Academy films
My 7th great grandfather was a signor of the Declaration even though he wasn't a Stonecutter... but he was allowed to get drunk and play ping-pong in Independence Hall.
+Slap Happy Well I'd get drunk knowing I just invited an invasion!
The Declaration of Independence didn't start the war. It had been going on for over a year before the colonies decided to declare independence.
jhaberdasher If I'm not mistaken they had been offering peace offerings for some time?
It was full-fledged war. Parliament had declared a blockade of the colonies and George III had begun recruiting German soldiers to subdue them.
jhaberdasher Yeah by 76/77, but if I were correct they were trying a diplomatic solution for some time before that?
Such a simple thing but the 912 gets me everytime 😂😂
Man this has got to be one of the best episodes 🎉
Even the Eggman is a Stonecutter....damn i knew it! :D
Holy balls, I never noticed that before!
I'm surprised Homer isn't screaming bloody murder having to use the roller blades.
Remember watching this on VCR
The joke at 1:47 is genius on so many levels.
LOL xD
Seeing homer so happy is nice
Only Homer could take something as awesome as the Stonecutters and wreck it LoL
illumanati eye on the plumber scene in backround
AA meetings, beer night... gotta love the subtle jokes
I love "Quaff! Quaff! Quaff!"
2042: HOLY SHIT, SIMPSONS PREDICTED THIS!
They didnt predicted it since it was already happening. They were just exposing it to us
"He's already kinda heavy, you know."
Home the Great is the best episode ever
I enjoyed watching this episode
So much truth in this
2:25 ah, I remember back when everyone by concensus acknowledged us as a democracy
Based on the last scene in this clip basically 90% of Springfield's men are in this "secret" society!
Either A. they don’t want their wives to know about it, or B. they don’t like the remaining 10%. Either way, the Stonecutters are nothing more than a fun-loving club.
3:40 LOL the eggman is in the stonecutter too?
No, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2.
That song is a smash
“I think he should have to take a different oath”
how can they party like it was 1799 when it isn't 1799 yet
Sasha Carrillo prince reference
“Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999.” Prince song 1999, from the same name album.
Sasha Carrillo you kidding me really, 😒
It means celebrating New Years at the upcoming turn-of-the-century. Prince's song was from 1982, looking forward to celebrating the new millennium.
The leader sounds like he was voiced by Sir Patrick Stewart.
And that's because it was.
Yesss. YES.
Captain Picard makes for a great leader
2:06 I totally believe that's how it really went down, it sounds more real.
We must attach the stone of triumph to out799 for uploading this video more than ten years ago! Now, to the top of Mount Springfield! Incidentally, I live in the Shelbyville [Eugene] to the REAL Springfield, in Oregon. Matt Groening grew up here.
Top 10 Simpsons episode.
I still think about that traffic short cut tunnel 25 years after watching this.
Tragic how I wasn't recording my reaction to the tunnel scene.
when he's on the roller skates the license plate of the green car he uses to get up says "anim8r"
So the Declaration of Independence actually happened exactly like it says in the school history books except that they also through a loud party and trashed some guys house?
Were has this been my whole life😂😂👌🏽7
LMFAOOOOO holy, the 912 is so good
Homer wasn’t required to take a different oath because he has an extra strand of hair that zig-zags the back of his head, meaning he still had something to lose.
This is the only episode where their yard abuts the power plant. 🧐
At 1:30 the green cars registration plate is ANIM8D which is very similar to Animated.
Looks like 'ANIM8R' to me.
1:27 the green car's license plates spell out ANIM8R .
the animator is referring to himself as a mason
Cause he's already kind of heavy you know...
LOL the plates at 1:22 XD
Theres a lotta Mona Lisa’s in that hallway
Lol at the subtle "Anim8r" license plate
the animator is referring to himself as a mason
the license plate on the green car at 1:26 says ANIM8R
nice
0:54 I'm guessing that he wasn't at Homer's Ceremony last night must have been plumbing at someone else's 😂
The license plates in the parking lot said 3 MI ISL, and ANIM8R.
0:48 the secret handshake
How did they create the greatest democracy when America is not a democracy? It's a republic. xD The closest thing I can think of to being an actual democracy is Switzerland.
Nice
this is fucking gold
Heck. We were doing that stuff in DeMolay (kind of the youth-Stonecutters-in-training). As depicted of the founding fathers, they wanted to get through the ceremonial stuff and commence to throwing down. Most members brought a bicycling water bottle to things like dances; were even praised for having the foresight to stay hydrated. Let's just say the water bottles weren't filled with water. The whole clip is only 3 minutes long, but the best part is from 1:52 - 2:31. If nothing else, it was a "warm up" for the liver before we started university.
1.28 the licence plate says "ANIM8R"!!
I laughed WAAYYY too hard at 1:46 when he showed him the real number was 912