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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • We're here, we're clear ... we don't want anymore bears.

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  • @reagank.2268
    @reagank.2268 3 роки тому +4167

    “A LARGE BEAR like animal, most likely a BEAR”
    Best reporter ever

    • @bengonzales1182
      @bengonzales1182 3 роки тому +198

      "has wandered down from the hills in search of food, or perhaps, employment."

    • @System509
      @System509 3 роки тому +56

      A large Boulder the size of a small Boulder lol

    • @apemant
      @apemant 3 роки тому +13

      You got it man, best part 😂

    • @GamingClipStudios
      @GamingClipStudios 3 роки тому +6

      Funny af

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 3 роки тому +2

      2nd best, number 1 will always be the leprechaun in Alabama with the "amateur sketch"

  • @12Jakeyboy
    @12Jakeyboy 3 роки тому +1357

    "A bear has wandered down from the hills in search of food or perhaps employment" is one of my favourite lines in all of TV ever 😆😆

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker Рік тому +28

      It probably was searching for employment. See, the bears had hard times, what with the bees going on honey strike and them not getting some action in the cave. They need to bring in the bacon.

  • @dragonknightleader1
    @dragonknightleader1 8 років тому +7091

    $5 for ambulances, helicopters, and stealth bombers is pretty good.

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 5 років тому +384

      Alex it was monthly. So 60 dollars a year. When you are like homer, you can get a six-pack for that, back then.

    • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
      @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 5 років тому +201

      @@NotShowingOff More like $5 bi-weekly, that's $130 annually.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 5 років тому +173

      @@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Still, $130 a year with taxes doesn't sound bad. I work in a job that's minimum wage is $15 per hour. $130 would easily be taken care of with 2 days of work.

    • @BadBoyBobby85
      @BadBoyBobby85 4 роки тому +31

      Not if you never use them and never will

    • @zachattack5742
      @zachattack5742 4 роки тому +18

      Or $260 if you get weekly checks. 😆

  • @belowtwenty
    @belowtwenty 3 роки тому +2768

    I love that Homer is perfectly okay with paying $5 for an anti tiger rock but outraged at paying $5 for a bear patrol tax lmao

    • @Jay_76
      @Jay_76 3 роки тому +370

      It actually makes sense.
      The Anti-Tiger Rock was a one-time purchase. The Bear Patrol Tax is a repeating expense.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 роки тому +52

      Just like the cartoon reality we live in where people are eating horse de-wormer instead of taking a free vaccine.

    • @adamantiuscloudcat1799
      @adamantiuscloudcat1799 3 роки тому +31

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep I usually don't take anything for free. It has a trick most of the time.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 роки тому +37

      @@adamantiuscloudcat1799 Okay well take it for the donut then.

    • @azh698
      @azh698 3 роки тому +14

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep That "horse dewormer" has been certified for use in humans for certain conditions. The "free vaccine" is experimental technology and costs a fortune in tax money.

  • @Chronometry707
    @Chronometry707 4 роки тому +2227

    "Sir, there's an unruly mob to see you."
    "Does it have an appointment?"
    "Uhhhh, yes it does."
    "I phoned ahead!"

    • @Darkstar1484
      @Darkstar1484 3 роки тому +169

      That is honestly one of the most seymoujr skinner lines

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants 3 роки тому +65

      @@Darkstar1484 That’s why I love the joke so much, it’s very in line with his character.

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 3 роки тому +7

      Smart!

    • @gamingnerdgirlz
      @gamingnerdgirlz 3 роки тому +7

      Extremely smart.

    • @captaindreadeye6264
      @captaindreadeye6264 3 роки тому +4

      Later on...
      Are these idiots getting dumber or louder?

  • @matthewbarrett8479
    @matthewbarrett8479 4 роки тому +4390

    "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax"
    "that's the homeowners' tax"

  • @tyran5169
    @tyran5169 8 років тому +2679

    I love how Moe has his own truck for Barney.

    • @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698
      @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698 8 років тому +150

      Maybe having to carry a knocked out Barney on a truck happens more often than we know.

    • @mungarito2187
      @mungarito2187 4 роки тому +87

      The Moes truck may be one of my favorite all time scenes

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 4 роки тому +36

      This one scene Is funnier than all the Simpsons episodes in the last 15 years combined

    • @Peizxcv
      @Peizxcv 4 роки тому +63

      That truck is from Moe's panda and whale smuggling business

    • @CellarDoorx06
      @CellarDoorx06 4 роки тому +6

      The absolute star of this vid!

  • @rainmaker9300
    @rainmaker9300 7 років тому +3024

    That bear is actually really damn cute

    • @de132
      @de132 4 роки тому +140

      Bears can be really cute in real life too

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz 4 роки тому +50

      But you are their prey,so it's best to avoid them if you wanna live.

    • @gregkiteos1936
      @gregkiteos1936 4 роки тому +46

      Ned is such a drama queen. 😁

    • @elbownio5820
      @elbownio5820 4 роки тому +45

      It’s smile is heavenly 😊

    • @dutchvanderlinde4938
      @dutchvanderlinde4938 4 роки тому +11

      Ikr, I was thinking the same thing-

  • @MobileTech296
    @MobileTech296 2 роки тому +310

    I’m kind of impressed at how much gear they were able to get for the Bear Patrol by only charging $5 per person.

    • @willtheoct
      @willtheoct 2 роки тому +8

      $5 per american is 1.5 billion
      oligarchs love misusing that on stealth bombers

    • @peterpanda4296
      @peterpanda4296 2 роки тому +43

      @@willtheoct the bear patrol tax is only in springfield 😂

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Рік тому +14

      @@peterpanda4296 how many working residents live in Springfield though? If it's for example, 2,000, than $5 per employee/employer would've paid the city $10,000, which is definitely not enough for a bunch of bear patrol vans, and a freakin bear patrol jet in the sky

    • @peterpanda4296
      @peterpanda4296 Рік тому +13

      @@alvexok5523 of course thats not enough, thats the joke, i mean they literally have a stealth bomber lol

    • @Mscldrew
      @Mscldrew Рік тому +8

      You assume it’s a flat tax…. It could be a 10% tax on income over a threshold. Someone with a million dollar income could be losing 100k to bear patrol taxes.

  • @Adam-mh7zv
    @Adam-mh7zv Рік тому +1036

    I love how the bear wasn't even vicious, it was just curious and people were treating it like it had ravaged all of the neighbourhood.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +117

      That's the joke.

    • @lz8703
      @lz8703 Рік тому +41

      “You suck Mcbain!”

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard Рік тому +59

      That's sadly how a lot of people react to wild animals.

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 Рік тому +16

      Says a lot about our society

    • @Roark787
      @Roark787 Рік тому +27

      Not like they should get friendly or comfortable with it, but it's not intentionally going out of it's way to harm people because it's bored. You're more likely to find more malicious intent in a common household cat than in a wild bear.

  • @Tomapella
    @Tomapella 4 роки тому +3907

    I like how Barney manages to stay conscious for way longer than a full-grown bear after being shot with animal tranquilizer. Dude has some serious tolerance.

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 3 роки тому +45

      I thought the same thing

    • @bigbaba1111
      @bigbaba1111 3 роки тому +32

      Never noticed that mate.😂

    • @azisles02
      @azisles02 3 роки тому +52

      That's not really something he should be proud of though.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +7

      @@MaxOakland why the music symbol

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 3 роки тому +24

      @@seronymus it’s becaUse I’m a verified music artist. It was automatically added

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 7 років тому +4995

    This was peak Simpsons. Every joke lands and is still funny today.

    • @drtonni4920
      @drtonni4920 7 років тому +158

      gutz1981 they're looong gone now

    • @axelfoley1406
      @axelfoley1406 7 років тому +78

      I know. What a great series. At least we can always go back to the older seasons and still enjoy them. Even funnier now as an adult. Gotta thank Conan O'Brien for being one of the writers and produers during these seasons.

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 6 років тому +20

      Trumpsters: Ah not an illegal in site. The wall must be working perfectly!

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 6 років тому +3

      This is when it was starting go a little bit weak, not absolute poo, but not quite as good

    • @beffjaker7477
      @beffjaker7477 6 років тому +2

      gutz1981 yup...thats conan o brian for ya

  • @gmwdim
    @gmwdim 7 років тому +2387

    I love the animation of Lisa initially trying to decline Homer's offer to buy her rock, then shrugging and selling it anyways.

    • @kdash3215
      @kdash3215 4 роки тому +119

      If you can't beat 'em, take their money.

    • @aneilp7631
      @aneilp7631 4 роки тому +124

      I also love Homer looking in all directions to make sure there isn't a tiger in sight and contentedly putting the rock in his pocket after his savvy purchase.

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 3 роки тому +24

      Same. She's like nah, forget it.

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 3 роки тому +2

      I need a rock like that

    • @rendikuraniawa3086
      @rendikuraniawa3086 3 роки тому

      @@kdash3215 à 9za

  • @gabsy_ferreira
    @gabsy_ferreira Рік тому +410

    I love how confused and even friendly the bear looks while everybody panics

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax Рік тому +21

      I love how most of the comments start with "I Love". A programmed generation.

    • @peteswafflemeyer5620
      @peteswafflemeyer5620 Рік тому

      @@LordTalax
      people peddling this generational nonsense are just as stupid as they think the people they're addressing are. absolute cringe.

    • @matasstonkus3382
      @matasstonkus3382 Рік тому +3

      I love it

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 9 місяців тому +3

      The bear legit looks so friend shaped and huggable.

    • @LillyWhiteFairy
      @LillyWhiteFairy 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@LordTalaxhow tf is saying I love like what the op said "proof" of programing? Are we really at the point where saying something perfectly normal is somehow part of a conspiracy or something?
      Whatever generation you're from definitely isn't a good one.

  • @Spinner891
    @Spinner891 3 роки тому +291

    "Accessory to being a bear" gets me every time.

    • @fabiovezzaro7505
      @fabiovezzaro7505 9 місяців тому +4

      Sorry man can u explain the meaning of that sentence to me, non english speaker? 😁

    • @Spinner891
      @Spinner891 9 місяців тому +9

      @fabiovezzaro7505 When a person commits a crime, and another person is knowingly involved, they are an 'accessory to the crime' even if they didn't commit the crime itself.
      Like if somebody helped another person commit murder, they would be an 'accessory to murder'. It means that you weren't the person who directly committed the crime, but you knowingly assisted the criminal in committing the crime.

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 8 років тому +2383

    "A large bear-like animal, most likely a bear" XD

    • @joshuatewolde1837
      @joshuatewolde1837 4 роки тому +27

      Misanthropic Isolation 3:08 “And These Ones are “Smarter” that the Average Bear. They Swiped My Pic-A-Nic Basket!” XD 😂 😆 😝 🧺 🐻

    • @liebestitch689
      @liebestitch689 4 роки тому +33

      I think the bear is looking for employment

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 4 роки тому +9

      It’s like a freakin’ country bear jamboroo round here!

    • @bigblue9996
      @bigblue9996 4 роки тому +16

      "Fiery but mostly peaceful protests"

    • @xxxx85
      @xxxx85 4 роки тому +7

      "Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!"
      "That's the home OWNER tax."
      Hahahaha :D :D :D

  • @mattenryy
    @mattenryy 8 років тому +2266

    Looks like bad news for the Impson family... LMAO

    • @cgee7590
      @cgee7590 6 років тому +25

      DompyG That's it, if I'm going to be trapped in the house, I'm going out to buy some beer!

    • @benjaminurbina5391
      @benjaminurbina5391 5 років тому +8

      Thats the best part AJAJAJAJA

    • @mrbored975
      @mrbored975 4 роки тому +3

      Imp sons

    • @mrbored975
      @mrbored975 4 роки тому +1

      Simp sons

    • @Victory987
      @Victory987 3 роки тому +1

      Bad news for the Bears.

  • @theloniouskeys7812
    @theloniouskeys7812 7 років тому +613

    I liked when Lisa's advanced intelligence had an air of humility with it. In these days she was my favorite character.

    • @General_Eisenhower1945
      @General_Eisenhower1945 6 років тому +81

      TheloniousKeys781 when she wasn't a prick

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 років тому +26

      Come on.. Lisa has gotten way more interesting over the years. You're honestly going to tell me you liked her more when she was perfect and had no flaws?
      It's weird how some people hate her now because she's a much more well-rounded character and a more realistic kid.
      How does Bart get a free pass when he's been such a little shit from day 1? It's like, nooo, dog forbid that Lisa has a more capricious and rebellious side to her now and isn't such a Mary Sue anymore. We apparently can't have that; people will just have a fit if Lisa is suddenly interesting.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 років тому +20

      Based on what? All of your six years of Simpsons viewing? Son, I've been watching the Simpsons since it first aired, and I've seen all the characters develop over all that time. Lisa was originally amusing in the cartoon sketches in the Tracey Ullman Show; Then when The Simpsons spun off into its own show, Lisa was written as "the good child" opposite to Bart's "bad child", and that would be her defining role for years, until the writers started to make Lisa manic and quirky. Lisa has been given interesting character traits and flaws and is no longer "Little Miss Perfect". She doesn't just have all the answers anymore. Lisa can make mistakes, misjudge something, she can be conceited, neurotic, obsessive, she's prone to panic attacks and will even cross lines to protect her image and reputation. And despite all this, she still has more moral fiber than her family and believes in a better future for everyone.

    • @thomasmccann3679
      @thomasmccann3679 4 роки тому +4

      Advanced intelligence my ass .

    • @somethingiswrong1916
      @somethingiswrong1916 4 роки тому +53

      Now she is written to appeal to overweight women with arts degrees who walk around in comfortable shoes and scream and yell at white men.

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega 3 роки тому +396

    "If you want wild bears eatin your children and scaring away your salmon: that's your business." So subtle, yet so powerful

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 роки тому +17

      It's amazing what Homer can remember during certain situations lol

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 роки тому +1

      Better dead than bear. 🐻

    • @HandleJack
      @HandleJack 11 місяців тому +1

      Has the same ring as the immigration and trash commissioner episodes. And certain recent events.

    • @bengray8637
      @bengray8637 17 днів тому

      Homer may not be very bright, but even he can say what's on our minds.

  • @hawkerhellfire9152
    @hawkerhellfire9152 3 роки тому +508

    Quimby stealing Moes "pick-a-nick" basket is probably the most underrated joke in the whole series.

    • @TyTimeIsAwesome
      @TyTimeIsAwesome 3 роки тому +17

      I didn't catch that until I was older. It's hilarious as hell.

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 3 роки тому +2

      why is it funny?

    • @TyTimeIsAwesome
      @TyTimeIsAwesome 3 роки тому +45

      @@sgtpepper91 I suck at explaining jokes, but I'll try. This joke is layered in 3 parts. The first is that Moe claims these bears are smarter than average and capable of stealing- which is doubtful, plus it's coming from someone like Moe, so most likely he's just bullshitting. The 2nd part is that *it* *actually* *is* *true* because it was Quimby who stole it lol. The last layer is that Quimby, who is obviously quite rich from corroption and what not, has no reason to take a simpleton's picnic basket because he could simply buy something similar. So Quimby did it out of spite or evilness lol or stupidity who knows...

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 3 роки тому +10

      @@TyTimeIsAwesome Haha thanks, I was sure the joke was in the "pick-a-nick" pronunciation Moe used, but I guess I just had to watch the episode

    • @somethingodd1
      @somethingodd1 3 роки тому +45

      @@sgtpepper91 That is a reference to Yogi bear, a cartoon character who is infamous for stealing "pick-a-nick" baskets from people.

  • @jessestefanson9866
    @jessestefanson9866 8 років тому +1070

    "Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the Bears, I knew it was them."

    • @Neonprettykitty
      @Neonprettykitty 5 років тому +21

      Jesse Stefanson This is my favourite line ❤😂 Shame the video ended before it

    • @morganrichards1694
      @morganrichards1694 4 роки тому +69

      "if you want to pick on immigrants then pick on Willie!"
      "Willie please, the children want to pick on someone their own size"

    • @cptyolowaffle
      @cptyolowaffle 4 роки тому +10

      Those damn immagants! They’re taking all our bleach!

    • @thezenitsufan1249
      @thezenitsufan1249 4 роки тому +10

      According to the audio commentary of this episode it was originally titled the anti-immigrant song which was a parody of the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

    • @opencommentsbbcnewsnight1704
      @opencommentsbbcnewsnight1704 4 роки тому +5

      @Jesse Stefanson An extremely bad immigration policy is damaging the United States.

  • @kguy152000
    @kguy152000 8 років тому +649

    I love how Mayor Quimby is whiting-out signatures on documents when they enter.

    • @GreasyMcNasty
      @GreasyMcNasty 7 років тому +58

      That's awesome! I never noticed that either and I've seen all these episodes dozens of times.
      Another proof that this was the Golden Age of The Simpsons.

    • @jjjjjjjjj99
      @jjjjjjjjj99 4 роки тому +3

      2:53 never noticed that

    • @wellllew3591
      @wellllew3591 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah and he also eats from a picnic basket, maybe not just coincidentially the day moe's was stolen

    • @t8506
      @t8506 3 роки тому +3

      @@wellllew3591 Thanks captain obvious

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 4 місяці тому +1

      I also love how someone does something

  • @MIGHTYBOOSCH198
    @MIGHTYBOOSCH198 4 роки тому +921

    What gets me is the bear just peacefully minding his business whilst everyone else loses their minds.

    • @misterjder1.831
      @misterjder1.831 3 роки тому +29

      Yeah he's so chilled right

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 роки тому +58

      ikr it's so hilarious, it's probably the most peaceful bear and here's Ned driving like a madman and jumps through the window when the bear is just sitting there 😂

    • @arrownoir
      @arrownoir 3 роки тому +9

      Next time maybe he shouldn’t be a bear.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 роки тому +21

      That's the joke.

    • @Stingra87
      @Stingra87 2 роки тому +1

      "It's all part of the plan"

  • @GeneralESB
    @GeneralESB 3 роки тому +314

    I love how Wiggum’s aim is so bad that, despite pointing straight at the bear, he instead hit Barney even though he was no where near the bear.

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 3 роки тому +26

      *comic book guy voice* “worst police officer ever”

    • @ma3mc3mu-X
      @ma3mc3mu-X 9 місяців тому +5

      He must’ve graduated the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 4 місяці тому +1

      i love that too. What else do you love?

    • @danielannis2615
      @danielannis2615 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, you know what, when you really think about it, why’d they let this guy be Chief of Police in the first place?

  • @SinisterPixel
    @SinisterPixel 3 роки тому +183

    You have to admire Kent's commitment to accurate reporting. He remarks it's *most likely* a bear. Just on the off chance that it's later identified as something else 😂

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins Рік тому +6

      He also gives sensible, accurate advice to just chill for a bit indoors, which honestly makes everyone else's panic funnier

  • @ncc1701deee
    @ncc1701deee 4 роки тому +113

    It wasn't just the writers. The team of artists & animators from the "golden age era" of the Simpsons, were extraordinary.

    • @pochopmartin
      @pochopmartin 3 роки тому +15

      And the music! The plodding bear version of the simpsons theme just highlights the benignity of the bear and sets up the towns overreaction so perfectly.

  • @jackorox8140
    @jackorox8140 7 років тому +412

    Moe : "Yeah and these ones are smarter than the average bear. They swiped my pic-a-nic basket."
    Cracks me up everytime

    • @mrbrianandrewsmith
      @mrbrianandrewsmith 3 роки тому +46

      The fact that it was Quimby really brought it home.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 3 роки тому +13

      @@mrbrianandrewsmith Never got why he was eating a sandwich at that moment until now....classic Simpsons have so many layers to the humor, truly a great show

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 роки тому +5

      The AV-ER-AGE bear. 😂

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 роки тому +3

      Yogi reference.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому +1

      Homer:” It’s like freaking Country Bear Jamberoo around here!”

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 8 років тому +505

    We're Here! We're Queer! We don't want anymore Bears!

    • @Emoidiot187
      @Emoidiot187 8 років тому +8

      Jared Wignall are you quoting the show or just being loud

    • @Jared_Wignall
      @Jared_Wignall 8 років тому +34

      The show...

    • @agentprime2179
      @agentprime2179 7 років тому +36

      They cut out the mustache parade line.

    • @JulesDread
      @JulesDread 7 років тому +9

      I know, and that's the best part.

    • @gunsmithbasic
      @gunsmithbasic 7 років тому +15

      lol look at the video description. "we're here. we're clear..." why clean it up for the description??

  • @nekozombie
    @nekozombie 2 роки тому +112

    Skinner's "I phoned ahead" made me laugh so much for some reason

    • @HandleJack
      @HandleJack 11 місяців тому +3

      because even when he's part of an angry mob, he's still lame as hell.

    • @ThePyroSquirrel1
      @ThePyroSquirrel1 6 місяців тому

      “Am I so out of touch?”

  • @IyeViking
    @IyeViking 3 роки тому +55

    “A bear like animal, most likely a bear” Holy hell, genius!

    • @CasualGamer4K
      @CasualGamer4K 3 роки тому +4

      He’s in search of food or possibly employment.

    • @peterpanda4296
      @peterpanda4296 Рік тому

      @@CasualGamer4K arent we all :(

  • @Dave-sk9mn
    @Dave-sk9mn 4 роки тому +1287

    "I'm panicking neddy, I can't work the nob"
    that line always makes me giggle, its so ridiculously out of the blue, I mean its a doorknob lmao

    • @Chris-ln6so
      @Chris-ln6so 3 роки тому +55

      I feel like this exactly how I would be in such a crisis.

    • @billyjudd3326
      @billyjudd3326 3 роки тому +62

      Ned: 'screams 3 times and barges through the windows next to the doors".

    • @youkai3785
      @youkai3785 3 роки тому +46

      And meanwhile while Ned is panicking, the bear just sits there staring...

    • @Cove777
      @Cove777 3 роки тому +14

      Every person in a horror movie

    • @hllyenaylleth9576
      @hllyenaylleth9576 3 роки тому +50

      did anyone realize that it's a multiple joke, like she doesn't know how to work a nob, or 'junk'

  • @j.rangel1457
    @j.rangel1457 4 роки тому +1162

    “If I’m going to be trapped inside the house, I’m going out to go buy some beer” kind of foretells 2020 a bit

    • @neequayegill3951
      @neequayegill3951 3 роки тому +7

      Are you really trying to make this a "Simpsons told the future" thing? 🤨

    • @alexandertheresurrection2810
      @alexandertheresurrection2810 3 роки тому +2

      I know I plenty of beer in my fridge for 2020. :) 🍺 🍻

    • @TheAngelOfDeath01
      @TheAngelOfDeath01 3 роки тому

      Yeah, no kidding!

    • @andrewnada819
      @andrewnada819 3 роки тому +5

      So true!!!!if I'm going to be in lockdown, I might as well be drunk!!!! Lol

    • @brandonfrancey5592
      @brandonfrancey5592 3 роки тому +3

      "If I have to be stuck home alone in lockdown, I'm going to do it with all of my friends and family with me."

  • @2000sDigitalBoy
    @2000sDigitalBoy 4 роки тому +287

    "That's specious reasoning, dad."
    "Thank you, honey."

  • @johnathanryan2117
    @johnathanryan2117 3 роки тому +213

    Love how the bear simply looks around incredulously whilst all the people act like total buffoons.
    Back when the Simpsons was cleverly done.

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 2 роки тому +1

      The bear was really just being chill.

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 Рік тому +2

      Unless its hungry or has cubs around Bears don't pay humans much mind
      Well except for Grizzlies and Polar Bears, they may mess you up just for being in the wrong place

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 10 місяців тому

      ​@@ianlaswick9505outside of polar bears, most of the time bears are extremely chill, even grizzlies can just sit there existing in vibes. Bears have the ability to truly go no thought head empty

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336
    @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 роки тому +77

    I love how the bear just sits there and looks curious instead of doing anything threatening.

  • @alsunpilsut
    @alsunpilsut 6 років тому +323

    "Bad news for the... Impson family!" 😆😆😆

    • @jasminnemcdonald94A
      @jasminnemcdonald94A 3 роки тому +9

      That's your mailbox, Simpson!!

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 роки тому +6

      @@jasminnemcdonald94A D'oh!

    • @shadyavich4595
      @shadyavich4595 3 роки тому +9

      I love Homer's stupidity, always cracks me up

    • @HSimon1981
      @HSimon1981 2 роки тому +2

      I love that bit can't believe Homer is so stupid but it's funny

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 2 роки тому +2

      I consider this one of the best jokes of all time full stop. It has everything. Brilliant writing, incredible delivery, perfect execution, and a football to the groin!

  • @neilyoungboy
    @neilyoungboy 8 років тому +1215

    I love how the bear just looks at Ned and is like; Hi, do you wanna be friends?

    • @Stealth-ve7nw
      @Stealth-ve7nw 7 років тому +79

      Kevin Murphy LOL I know the bear looked like he was really confused by Ned.

    • @neothethorpeparkfan5512
      @neothethorpeparkfan5512 7 років тому +6

      Kevin Murphy lol

    • @willisner5836
      @willisner5836 7 років тому +8

      Kevin Murphy flanders is such a pussy

    • @TheDarkKRoo
      @TheDarkKRoo 7 років тому +12

      this is what flanders thought as he saw the bear "holy diddly iddly it's a bear!".

    • @laurajohnson7288
      @laurajohnson7288 7 років тому +5

      Kevin Murphy lol ikr lol he was just looking at Ned like hi what's your name⁉ you want to be friends⁉ lol

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 7 років тому +769

    One count to being a bear and one count to being an accessory to being a bear.

    • @matthewwyllie9041
      @matthewwyllie9041 4 роки тому +22

      The Scottish police

    • @kevinkent6351
      @kevinkent6351 4 роки тому +19

      Sweet dreams, Smokey....

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 4 роки тому +9

      They could have charged Barney with ketamine consumption...

    • @GSNRecords
      @GSNRecords 3 роки тому

      Wow, opening my eyes to the Simpsons being homophobic.

    • @CamMci
      @CamMci 3 роки тому

      @@GSNRecords huh?

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +81

    Ned Flanders: *jumps through window to escape bear*
    Bear, not having moved at all: *staring in disbelief*

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 місяці тому

      Bear: *no thought, head empty, B e a r*

  • @danroh001
    @danroh001 3 роки тому +12

    I like the detail at 0:37, George Bush's front yard across Simpson's place.

  • @WendiGonerLH
    @WendiGonerLH 8 років тому +1259

    I find it hilarious that the bear patrol, which was set up THAT DAY, managed to secure a Northrop Grumman B-2 "Spirit" Stealth Bomber

    • @Roushfan5
      @Roushfan5 8 років тому +213

      +Artyom Zaytsev For $5.00 a citizen as well. We need the Springfield accountant at the federal government. ASAP.

    • @TheGroundedAviator
      @TheGroundedAviator 8 років тому +37

      +Artyom Zaytsev Seeing as they cost $737 million apiece and that's a drop in the bucket in keeping them flying.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 років тому +68

      +Artyom Zaytsev And now the big question: why exactly would a neighborhood watch-style patrol unit intended to deter and relocate bears need a stealth bomber with cruise missile and nuclear capabilities?

    • @borealphoto
      @borealphoto 8 років тому +196

      +The Ugly Barnacle Think of the children.

    • @andreww1212
      @andreww1212 8 років тому +10

      +Artyom Zaytsev That gets me every time.

  • @zxKAOS1
    @zxKAOS1 8 років тому +345

    A $5 tax seems to be a pretty good deal given all of the personnel and craft they're getting.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 6 років тому +7

      Maybe the army just had a surplus and sold them to Springfield for a cheap price.

    • @mustangrt8866
      @mustangrt8866 6 років тому +16

      technically, if every citizen paid 5$ yearly, the bear patrol can get 4 B1-Spirits

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 6 років тому +6

      Mustang Rt depends on the size of Springfield given that it changes from small town to one with an international airport

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 6 років тому

      zxKAOS1 except no one wants to have to foot the bill even if it’s only an extra $5

    • @srujan00
      @srujan00 4 роки тому

      @@mustangrt8866 B-1s are Lancers, B-2s are Spirits

  • @sledge6693
    @sledge6693 8 років тому +398

    You left out the best part: Lenny asks Homer "Hey, that's the pretty catchy chant where'd you learn it?", to which he replies "Oh, I heard it at the annual mustache parade they have every year".

    • @Ophiuchus123456789
      @Ophiuchus123456789 7 років тому +3

      Sledge lmao!

    • @codename617
      @codename617 4 роки тому +24

      In reruns they cut out some gay jokes. I never even seen the episode where a gay moved in with the Simpson's and Homer got worried about Bart until a couple years ago on FXX

    • @AndiGravity
      @AndiGravity 4 роки тому +10

      @@codename617 -- Damned homersexuals...

    • @Chameleonardodavinci
      @Chameleonardodavinci 4 роки тому +7

      @@AndiGravity lmao. Marge is a homersexual

    • @nobody-tj1mv
      @nobody-tj1mv 3 роки тому +3

      It wasn't the upsloader. This is a TV recording. And the channel removed some scenes for time, I suppose.

  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 4 місяці тому +2

    The way Lisa silently goes "Eh, fifteen bucks is fifteen bucks" is one of my favourite bits. She may have integrity, but dammit that's some pocket money on the line.

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin 3 роки тому +45

    3:43 I love the voice acting. The subtle little “oh”

  • @taumpytears6999
    @taumpytears6999 8 років тому +596

    WE'RE HERE!!!
    WE'RE QUEER !!!
    WE DONT WANT ANYMORE BEARS !!!

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 8 років тому +13

      +Taumpy Tears "clear" not "queer"

    • @taumpytears6999
      @taumpytears6999 8 років тому +85

      +4exgold
      Never has there ever been an equal rights slogan that contained the words "we're here , we're clear".... unless its scientologists and they arent 'clear' either

    • @whyFreezer
      @whyFreezer 8 років тому +92

      +4exgold They're saying 'queer'.

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 8 років тому +30

      you guys r right, just confirmed on imdb....my bad

    • @romacechina
      @romacechina 8 років тому +16

      Wish the vid had the scene where homer mentions where he got the chant from. Though that would explain the joke of it.

  • @balzirus
    @balzirus 8 років тому +214

    U.S forrest service truck for the bear Moe's truck for barney LMFAO

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 7 років тому +50

    I live in BC where we get bears all the time and I can safely say that their reactions are VERY realistic!

  • @leandrotami
    @leandrotami 3 роки тому +48

    the way Flanders scratches the door with his nails, it always makes me laugh

  • @jordan4192
    @jordan4192 3 роки тому +22

    I love the 3 boxes of baking soda in the fridge. The little detail that reminds you that Marge Simpson is a total mom.

    • @TommyBNSF
      @TommyBNSF 5 місяців тому +1

      And no food

  • @amattchronism
    @amattchronism 8 років тому +39

    the 90s episodes had such great writing

  • @sixonesix3915
    @sixonesix3915 7 років тому +253

    I only just now realized that quimby swiped moe's pickenic basket

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 роки тому +12

      Me too. I thought it was just the way he carries his own lunch to work.

    • @tocotoucan7304
      @tocotoucan7304 4 роки тому +15

      @@lumpylumpyloo Woah, what? That's kind of extreme. This person didn't really do anything...

    • @nobrainsnoheadache2434
      @nobrainsnoheadache2434 4 роки тому +15

      Smarter than your average mayor

    • @june2420111
      @june2420111 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, while people are busy blaming the bears and immigrants, he's stealing people's lunch. Pretty much how politics and politicians actually work in real life.

  • @HumanAfterAll123
    @HumanAfterAll123 4 роки тому +437

    "If I'm gonna be trapped inside I'm gonna have some beer" never have truer words been spoken

    • @MercSamurai09
      @MercSamurai09 4 роки тому +34

      Alcoholics during the Coronavirus

    • @iThinkMyNamesBenH
      @iThinkMyNamesBenH 4 роки тому +11

      Sounds like me this entire year.

    • @MercSamurai09
      @MercSamurai09 4 роки тому +2

      DR. JOE ROGAN that’s gonna make it worse

    • @TheBushRanger.
      @TheBushRanger. 4 роки тому +2

      MercSniper 09 Alcoholics?

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 роки тому

      @@MercSamurai09 Long term, yes. At least you can buy happiness for a few hours :)

  • @zippo_muk9254
    @zippo_muk9254 3 роки тому +20

    Homer: “Now to drop gracefully... *through the windshield.”* 🤣

  • @bengray3245
    @bengray3245 Рік тому +12

    “Hey, if you want wild bears eating your children and scaring away your salmon, that’s your business!”
    Greatest line delivery.

  • @quinnfletcher3906
    @quinnfletcher3906 8 років тому +171

    I phoned ahead!

  • @evs251
    @evs251 7 років тому +1208

    "let the bears pay the bear tax" Hmmm.. This reminds me of someone

    • @legothoron1
      @legothoron1 6 років тому +22

      i wonder who

    • @alx6657
      @alx6657 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, I wonder who...

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 5 років тому +10

      Donald trump?

    • @alexandersteiner213
      @alexandersteiner213 5 років тому +76

      Leave the politics with your mama. We're here for the funny.

    • @sk8_bort
      @sk8_bort 5 років тому +135

      @@alexandersteiner213 Well, you came to the wrong place then, The Simpson have always been political.

  • @soko4710
    @soko4710 7 років тому +158

    I love barney's role in the bear-tranquilising scene. such perfect randomness...

  • @Squard25
    @Squard25 2 роки тому +6

    4:28 They have a fucking B2-Bomber for their bear patrol initiative? 😆

  • @stephenboulton8453
    @stephenboulton8453 2 роки тому +11

    "book em Lou, one count of being a bear... and one count of accessory of being a bear" XD

  • @fruitlion8
    @fruitlion8 4 роки тому +108

    I love the music as the bear walks in. Tells you from the start he's harmless :)

  • @gutz1981
    @gutz1981 8 років тому +244

    Sweet dreams Smokey!

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 6 років тому +6

      woah :)
      WOAH.... X_X

  • @FS28_
    @FS28_ 8 років тому +613

    We're going to get rid of the bears and make the bears pay for it!
    Homer2016

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 3 роки тому +38

    "That does it. If I'm going to be trapped inside the house, I gotta go out and buy some beer"
    That line is even funnier thanks to COVID.

    • @thedkm-4894
      @thedkm-4894 3 роки тому +1

      ...........

    • @tobito3100
      @tobito3100 3 роки тому

      I think of it all the time now lol.

  • @baardagaam
    @baardagaam 2 роки тому +8

    the Moe's truck loading Barney ,after the US Forest truck loaded the bear was so hilarious😄

  • @RobertMichael
    @RobertMichael 4 роки тому +153

    “I phoned ahead!”
    “We’re here we’re queer!”
    Every joke hits 😂😂😂

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 роки тому

      Catch chant there Homer

    • @diamanteduul8084
      @diamanteduul8084 Рік тому +1

      @WirelessNut I believe it is in fact 'queer'. I think it's something to do with pride rallys but idk what the exact reference.

  • @BennSimonn
    @BennSimonn 8 років тому +340

    I love the bear version of the Simpsons theme.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 8 років тому +47

      It's like something you'd see in banjo kazooie or donkey kong 64

    • @fricken99
      @fricken99 7 років тому +59

      It's the Impsons theme.

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 6 років тому +6

      Ben Simon Sounds like something you might hear on Winnie the Pooh.

    • @jacintaluppino9758
      @jacintaluppino9758 6 років тому

      Where can I see the reply to this

    • @jacintaluppino9758
      @jacintaluppino9758 6 років тому

      I mean the clip

  • @rob3125
    @rob3125 4 роки тому +104

    4:20 Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
    Lisa: That's the homeowner tax.
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 3 роки тому +2

      Well, anyway, he's still outraged. 😠

  • @Mscldrew
    @Mscldrew Рік тому +3

    Back when the Simpsons could cram 2 dozen hilarious lines you would remember and quote for the rest of your life into 4:31

  • @unicomaky
    @unicomaky 7 років тому +601

    This 4 minute and 31 second clip is funnier than a whole season of the newer simpsons episodes

    • @hint0122
      @hint0122 4 роки тому +38

      And it's funnier than a entire season of family guy

    • @dannidubig
      @dannidubig 4 роки тому +4

      Sadly true

    • @hint0122
      @hint0122 3 роки тому +15

      @ANIMATION WEB 3 i am 34 jackass

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 3 роки тому +10

      @ANIMATION WEB 3 Don't you have a tide pod to eat or some other dumb thing the internet told you to do?

    • @Slashco
      @Slashco 3 роки тому +6

      @@hint0122 True. New Simpsons is unfunny, but new FG is even worse.

  • @aweha
    @aweha 8 років тому +41

    Good thing they have a billion dollar stealth bomber keeping those bears away.

  • @skylarmontgomery3190
    @skylarmontgomery3190 8 років тому +96

    Would love to be charged with "accessory to being a bear"

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 3 роки тому +11

    "I phoned ahead!"
    Lol, gotta love principal Skinner 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrQwint22
    @MrQwint22 Рік тому +13

    You gotta love Ned desperately jumping through the window while the bear's sitting across the street mildly amused.

  • @benemlaw6428
    @benemlaw6428 4 роки тому +67

    Love the bears friendly smile while Ned looses his shit.

  • @raulmartinez3484
    @raulmartinez3484 8 років тому +714

    It is basically US politics in a nutshell.

    • @depp8444
      @depp8444 8 років тому +9

      You don't say.....

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris 8 років тому +61

      Raul Martinez this is basically how the US responds to rare events like terrorism or mass shootings.

    • @Raincentral003
      @Raincentral003 8 років тому +16

      The War on Terror is to keep you safe. Surrender liberty for safety. Oh wait, the American people already did.

    • @RollOnToVictory
      @RollOnToVictory 8 років тому +2

      Did you know some people in the US actually want more government?

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 8 років тому +20

      RollOnToVictory, Yes, they're called Democrats and leftists.

  • @soduno596
    @soduno596 8 років тому +104

    Let the bear pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax LOL :D

  • @stefcarrizales
    @stefcarrizales 2 роки тому +4

    0:05 that’s exactly how imagined bear music sounded like

  • @noahcarvalho2105
    @noahcarvalho2105 3 роки тому +12

    "If I'm gonna be trapped inside da house, I gotta go out and buy some beer."
    Yeah, just like 2020 ...

  • @LanceUppercut78
    @LanceUppercut78 8 років тому +262

    This is just so brilliantly hilarious on so many levels. There is nothing on TV today like this.

    • @andykishore
      @andykishore 7 років тому +9

      That is why The Simpsons is an iconic cartoon.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 6 років тому +3

      rick and morty? no? dont say no!

    • @BigK13372
      @BigK13372 6 років тому +1

      Amazing World of Gumball

    • @kn00tcn
      @kn00tcn 6 років тому +4

      there wasnt much at ANY point in tv history, very few shows are full of phd writers, scientists, & long hours of iteration

    • @ghhghh8170
      @ghhghh8170 6 років тому

      Futurama, rick n morty. Futurama especially had smart humor

  • @jareds.7063
    @jareds.7063 6 років тому +72

    What is so funny about this clip is that the bear is just sitting there, and everyone freaks out
    The bear just sits and gets a glimpse of everyday springfield life, such as
    Ned Flanders slamming his car into a tree and jumping through a window
    Homer swinging across a cable wire just to get to his car, only to literally fall right in front of the bear
    The policemen shooting Barney with tranquilizers instead of the bear
    Barney drinking the tranquilizer and belching moments before falling over

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 3 роки тому +10

      Now that you’ve catalogued it all I’ve gotta admit:
      That poor bear saw some weird s*it.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 роки тому +7

      When a wild bear is the most rational living thing in town.

  • @brocksamson9737
    @brocksamson9737 3 роки тому +11

    so many golden one liners. my god classic Simpson episodes take me back. I remember still being able to watch these on fox back through out the mid-late 90s. good times.

  • @chrisbarrett2117
    @chrisbarrett2117 2 роки тому +3

    “Book ‘em Lou! One count of being a bear! Annnnnnd one count of being an accessory to being a bear!”

  • @adamshane948
    @adamshane948 7 років тому +94

    0:12, Ned's scream is hilarious

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 8 років тому +283

    Why can't all bears be this innocent?!

    • @codename617
      @codename617 8 років тому +46

      +simbasorariku3 I blame the media. They're always portraying bears as vicious animals. Like in The Revenant and Goldilocks and The Three Bears.

    • @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698
      @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698 8 років тому +17

      +codename617 And even Disney with its "Brave". The human is only called "brave" because she defeats the terrible evil bear that actually wanted nothing to do with her, that's bearacism, Disney!

    • @codename617
      @codename617 8 років тому +8

      Well what do you expect? it's Disney. I wouldn't be surprised if they made a Goldilocks movie and the three Bears were made to be like offensive bear stereotypes. I am surprised that they made a friendly bear in the Jungle Book.

    • @drpenguin7653
      @drpenguin7653 8 років тому +27

      *offensive bear stereotypes*

    • @MARGARELON
      @MARGARELON 8 років тому +4

      +codename617 That f***** baloo? He's a "magical bear" and you know it! Always helping the homo sapiens...

  • @bobbobby1987
    @bobbobby1987 4 роки тому +43

    The amount of hilarious jokes packed in four and a half minutes is amazing!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Рік тому +5

    The fact that Barney stumbles around and drinks the rest of the tranquilizer for so long, yet an actual brown/grizzly bear gets knocked straight out instantly...
    That bear's a lightweight. Barney's been training his body for years! This is peak male performance!

  • @HCkev
    @HCkev 2 роки тому +5

    Barney is being picked up by a Moe's truck 😂

  • @samishomrani8255
    @samishomrani8255 8 років тому +165

    It looks like a bad news for impson family

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 роки тому +1

      That's the only family it was bad news for.

    • @Gearoidmcnaught
      @Gearoidmcnaught 3 роки тому +3

      The Impsons, already cancelled 😞

    • @cyka4075
      @cyka4075 3 роки тому +1

      Poor impson family

  • @Asukenick
    @Asukenick 8 років тому +91

    Looks like bad news for the Impson family. Always cracks me up.

  • @gregkiteos1936
    @gregkiteos1936 4 роки тому +92

    "If I'm going to be trapped indoors I'd better go out and buy some beer."
    Kind of relatable to what's going on in the world at the moment.

    • @tobito3100
      @tobito3100 3 роки тому +1

      Damn straight.

    • @joedirte716
      @joedirte716 3 роки тому

      DemocRATS running around wild ruined america

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 3 роки тому +2

      @@joedirte716 You understand republiCUNTS are the reason the second wave of unvaccinated spread is happening?

    • @pabloguzman8472
      @pabloguzman8472 2 роки тому +2

      Simpsons predicted covid alcoholism

  • @atomcraft4067
    @atomcraft4067 Рік тому +1

    A Bear looking for employment. Hilarious.

  • @R.P.Pyotrsovich
    @R.P.Pyotrsovich 2 роки тому +3

    When a Bear walks into Springfield....

  • @TigerShark97
    @TigerShark97 8 років тому +102

    A stealth bomber for bear patrol? Sure, why not.

  • @CornishCreamtea07
    @CornishCreamtea07 4 роки тому +27

    I like how the tranquilliser takes down a 31 stone bear in mere seconds, but takes a bit longer on Barney.

  • @lazylank
    @lazylank 8 років тому +44

    "That's the home owner tax." Gets me laughing so hard every time.

  • @Shaquille_ONeal
    @Shaquille_ONeal 3 роки тому +2

    The finger thing means the taxes.

  • @JC42023
    @JC42023 3 роки тому +15

    I love how Ned just totally freaks out at the bear when it just sits there smiling at him

  • @aaronsalentine7876
    @aaronsalentine7876 7 років тому +76

    Lisa i want to buy your rock 😂

  • @stevenwatchorn9816
    @stevenwatchorn9816 6 років тому +33

    I actually use the "Country Bear Jamboroo" line pretty frequently. It is useful in a surprisingly wide variety of situations.