who says hes wrong maybe not on first base but after that ? once he takes that deal who says he dont end up like burns good ol right hand choreboy , i dont even wanan know those 2 doing ,no offence dont even think its romantic ,.
he slips it in his pocket mon ? XD and scratches his back tap tap tap table kachik kachik hands udner chin liek some schoolgirl dont like this looking legit
I'm missing the "do you want to bribe or blackmail me?" "you'll know when you drive away with broken legs ...in your brand new Porsche" or something. It was hilarious but I can't find it anywhere.
@@Idran I find that the quality of Simpsons episodes declines gradually after Season 7, but 8 through 12 still have a lot of really funny moments worthy of being called "classic" IMO, even if the episodes themselves are of lower quality.
@@IdranMost people would agree that seasons 3-10 were the golden years of the show. Considering the show has been going for over 30 years, I would say season 9 falls under classic Simpsons. That's my view on it anyway.
I think he wants bigger sums like in the millions you give him a stack or sack he's not going to know how much it is but if you openly say it he's gonna take it
100%. I worked for a NSW state government department for 21.5 years. The fine print in you signing to work for them is the gag order that they place on you. If you go against the grain, you're screwed.
@@mc5967And The Simpsons is (in part) responsible for a lot of the fear-mongering perceptions of nuclear power plants. Nuclear power is an essential part of the solution to climate change, and we are foolishly ignoring it due to said fear-mongering.
Homer made a safety inspection report that was high stacked , they did not pay attention to it till, 20 years later. thats how they care. they take a while to pay attention.
3:35 It's a shame they zoomed it in the old episodes for newer broadcasts since the original showed a ton of money on the table where now you can only see a tiny amount since the picture is so stretched out and zoomed in. Makes the joke not land as well as it used to but still funny.
4:55 The real hilarious part is the idea that there'd be an exchange of cash instead of an order for thousands of the politician's books or just hiring a "consulting firm" that _happens_ to have Bill Clint- I mean the unnamed politician on their board. Don't worry, though. He doesn't take a salary. He just gets a bonus at random times for no reason whatsoever.
that last clip 💀 reminds me of a tiktok impersonation of how cops write books: "each day organized crime finds a new, sick, twisted way to make money....and each day we find new ways to catch 'em..." meanwhile how the ex-mafia guys write books: "the cops? ohhh yeaaaah, love the cops, always took our bribes, hell, our entire operation wouldn't have work without the cops on our side!"
If The Simpsons is an accurate parody of American society, then the highly repetitive theme of bribery is a searing indictment of it. Nevertheless, it’s hilarious!
I about died laughing when Mr Burns was at the Kwick-E-Mart and quickly took the 200 extra bucks while no one was looking even though it's literally chump change to him lol
I'm missing the "do you want to bribe or blackmail me?" "you'll know when you drive away with broken legs ...in your brand new Porsche" or something. It was hilarious but I can't find it anywhere.
3:45 I was thinking it would be funny if while they waited outside smoke started to come under the door and when they opened it, the money would be burning.
3:38 - 3:40 Couldn’t resist commenting again. Counting those stacks of bills on the table, and assuming those are bundles of twenties (with 100 twenties per bundle), that could come to approximately $74,000 USD in early 1990’s money. EDIT: 4:02 - 4:07 Also noticed about four of those bundles were stuffed in his pockets. Assuming those are bundles of twenties (with 100 twenties per bundle), that’s about $8,000 USD in early 1990’s money.
"Backdoor shenanigans" 😂
Subtle, real subtle
im flattered maybe even a little curious
@@mrspacecat6049but the answer is NO!!
The box, THE BOX!
Maybe I’m a bit slow but, was he accepting the bribe or was that a different joke?
@@NippleInflation he was accepting the bribe
@@NippleInflation Yes, but he played his choice of bribe like a game show contestant.
The boat's a boat but the Mystery Box could be anything.
Even a boat!
I lived my life based on that quote.
4:02 He accepted the bribe to overlook the bribe, but he still pinned him on the safety violations. Expertly played.
He didn't accept any bribe? He just said he would overlook the attempt to bribe him this time.
It’s in his pockets…
It's a ring toss game
@@S_t_i_c_k_y_R_i_c_e His name is Bart.
@@ironhell813 No, it isn't. Look at him when he's going out the door. No money in the pockets.
I always love how Homer is completely wrong about Burns’ intentions, yet his answer still makes perfect sense.
who says hes wrong maybe not on first base but after that ? once he takes that deal who says he dont end up like burns good ol right hand choreboy , i dont even wanan know those 2 doing ,no offence dont even think its romantic ,.
he slips it in his pocket mon ? XD and scratches his back tap tap tap table kachik kachik hands udner chin liek some schoolgirl dont like this looking legit
I mean, there's back-door shenanigans and then there's ... back-door shenanigans!
@@flowertrueI would like Smithers opinion on that
4:35 The fact the chief of police is handing Moe a bribe, mid trial LOL
It's just his laundry
@@zena2239weird that his laundry is in a sack with a $ sign on it.
@@predetor911 Laundry ain't free you know
@@predetor911 They just didn't have any other bag to use at the moment. :)
What season and episode was this?
"uhhh, you know, one of those loser countries" sounds ironically hilarious coming from Moe of all people.
especially after stealing the fan from fan man and rescuing people from said "loser countries". 🤣
Sudan
It reminds me of someone
I dont know, Moe has had a business for many years. He may not be a full loser
I'm missing the "do you want to bribe or blackmail me?" "you'll know when you drive away with broken legs ...in your brand new Porsche" or something. It was hilarious but I can't find it anywhere.
That's Drawn Together
@@Claudiostuff yes
@@Claudiostuff
Can't find that either....
@@Claudiostuffi I knew it was from drawn together
Anyone find the clip? I cant find it
'And the Oscar goes to-'
'I've got to win this one. I've bribed everyone in Hollywood!'
'-George C Scott, in Man Getting Hit By Football'
Ah yes, the apology Oscar
ironically, he was known for rejecting Oscars.
The Simpsons gave me an unrealistic expectation of how often I should expect to receive bribes in my day to day life.
Depending from your position, it may be realistic.
I wonder if the Simpson are also accurate about this but we the public don’t get to see it🤔
You're not important. That is why it is an unrealistic expectation for you.
Homer responding to Chief Wiggam's first insistence of a bribe with "I understand." always gets me. Classic Simpsons was so damn clever/funny!
It's a ring toss game 🙂
He’s Bart
Time to throw a grenade:
Is season 9 really still classic era?
>:D
@@Idran I find that the quality of Simpsons episodes declines gradually after Season 7, but 8 through 12 still have a lot of really funny moments worthy of being called "classic" IMO, even if the episodes themselves are of lower quality.
@@IdranMost people would agree that seasons 3-10 were the golden years of the show. Considering the show has been going for over 30 years, I would say season 9 falls under classic Simpsons. That's my view on it anyway.
“Rats?! I’m outraged! You promised me dog, or better!”
higher*, not better
@@IABITVpresentsVirgin.
@@lordbottaro4549 I'm just correcting the quote 😅
I love the comically large $5000 tag on the coat, just incase you didn't understand it was an expensive coat
Just in case you didn't understand it was an expensive coat, AND recently bought.
"I un-der-stand..."
Omg Marge just immediately saying 200 and then considering refusing the bribe is just flawless.
The scene of Burns bribing Judge Snyder, ‘I’ll take that Statue of Justice too’
SOLD!
That wasn't technically a bribe, that was just him paying his fine (for dumping nuclear waste in a local park) with the money he had in his pocket.
You forgot the scene where the mafia tries to bribe the beer baron detective
Say... This is kind of nice...!
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer "Fine you win, we'll stick to smuggling heroin"
@@DigiWorldOnesee that you do!
"If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to bribe me...!"
"Is there some confusion on this!?"
lmao
the 3:21 joke kills me everytime. It isn’t very conspicuous is it.
Right? I mean, I get why he doesn't want the dollar sign on it but is a non descript brief case really necessary?
3:06 dunno why, but the clinking of the beer really got me. 😂
I wasn't expecting that and it floored me watching him walk out with a case of beer stuffed in his pockets.
@@deBebblerYeah, what the fuck was that?😂
We never found out what was in that mystery box...
It could be anything, even a boat!
@@Gregbot9000 You know how much we've wanted one of those!
$5000
The box couId be anything... it couId even be a washer and dryer!
You know how much we've wanted one of those!
You're acting like this is the first time I've done something stupid. Remember when we were supposed to get that boat?
It could even be a box.
The older I get the more I appreciate the washer and dryer
Homer is a man of pure, incorruptible integrity.
I think he wants bigger sums like in the millions you give him a stack or sack he's not going to know how much it is but if you openly say it he's gonna take it
@@victormontes7007 He just wants some donuts and beer and he is sold.
My favorite 05:22, Krusty's unveiling his inner thoughts in an over-the-top manner, and acknowledging it at the end just does it for me.
5:32
“Let’s just say it moved me…TO A BIGGER HOUSE!! Oops. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Oh dear.”
That's the origin of that expression even. Every time you hear someone say you said the quiet part out loud it's from this scene originally.
New South Wales in a nutshell
The corruption is a lot more subtle by comparison, on the Simpsons.
Pretty much
100%. I worked for a NSW state government department for 21.5 years. The fine print in you signing to work for them is the gag order that they place on you. If you go against the grain, you're screwed.
Québec
Especially The Police During 1960’s To Early 90’s
Homer is surprisingly immune to corruption.
When he was young, he was immunized with a full dose of stupidity: one crayon to the brain
he's a better person than Marge.
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 That's because she's a Karen
nah, might just be using the wrong currency, could prob bribe him with donuts
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 she has a gambling problem but when did she take bribes?
It's a ring toss game!
I would prefer the nondescript briefcase over the sack with a dollar sign on it...lmao
1:15 Homer’s not dumb. He just knows that bribing a police officer would get him into a lot more trouble
Alexa, show me the most wrong possible take on this joke
“He’s Bart.” 🤣
“It’s a ring toss game.”
you forgot wiggums saying, "cant you read the badge, CASH BRIBES ONLY!"
“I ordered a ‘double-double’, but they gave me a ‘double-double-double-double’!” 🍔
2:12 ''gentleman i have decided there will be ah, no investigation, now if you'll excuse me i'll go away'' hahaha.
"The box! The box!" 🎁
I've heard Joe Mantegna practically *begs* the writers to write more Fat Tony stuff because he absolutely loves it.
That, and no one gives a shit about him otherwise
Wish someone would bribe me.
Gotta do something worth bribing
gotta have da powa
Burns prolly would have paid for Lisa’s braces
Dental plan!!
Fat Tony: You didn't see nothin'. (Bribes cops big bucks)
"I don’t know why people are always bad-mouthing the mafia!" 😄
@@ff3player *casually drives by with illegal booze*
It's a ring toss game
Ironically bribes don't work with nuclear power plants. The US government is extremely touchy about nuclear power plants having any code violations.
Dude it's a Simpsons episode
Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic
@@georgewang2947 _second homer walks past the window_
@@mc5967And The Simpsons is (in part) responsible for a lot of the fear-mongering perceptions of nuclear power plants. Nuclear power is an essential part of the solution to climate change, and we are foolishly ignoring it due to said fear-mongering.
Homer made a safety inspection report that was high stacked , they did not pay attention to it till, 20 years later. thats how they care. they take a while to pay attention.
I never thought there could exist a compilation full of a bunch of bribes scenes from one show. Well done. Nice job finding these and well edited
I wish I was important enough to be bribed. Then I’d have nice things.
Be a private eye.
Cashed up cheating husbands pay handsomely to solve problems...or so I have read.
"we were collecting canned goods for the starving people in...ah you know, one of them loser countries"
💰
Burns wasn't trying to bribe Homer, he was seducing him
No, Homer misunderstood. Burns wanted to slip money in his pocket.
He was trying to go in for those backdoor shenanigans.
The money and the stupid man is still here
4:57 Lisa saw the world for what it is.
Nowadays, more and more cops aren’t even considering accepting bribes
Oh good… my laundry… is done
Wonder why Mr. Burns is involved in most of the cases, even in one that he is not supposed to be involved (when Apu tries to bribe Cop Marge).
The mayor is involved in most of them too.
Well, he is richest man in Springfield, of course he would be involved.
3:35
It's a shame they zoomed it in the old episodes for newer broadcasts since the original showed a ton of money on the table where now you can only see a tiny amount since the picture is so stretched out and zoomed in.
Makes the joke not land as well as it used to but still funny.
"I don’t know why people are always bad-mouthing the mafia!" 😅
The Simpsons will forever be one of the best written shows ever
TIMBER!
"the washer and dryer next to the lovely Smithers" always gets me.
"Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious--"
I've used that line a few times.
"Oh good. My laundry is done."
😂 Outstanding.
I like how Homer and Wiggum's intelligence can both hover between an IQ of 40 and 90 depending on what the scene calls for.
You should have included the one with Burns, envelope marked bribe, empty
That one about Lisa really hurts a lot she lost all hope
yep, but just remember: there are some goods in this world and they're worth fighting over
@@jwnomad Nothing couple of Benjamins won't solve. Lisa just refuses to acknowledge, how world works.
@@ceu160193If the world works that way, its a shitty world. And a world we made that way. No doubt she would be sad about our failure.
GCWSAP (bmrk)
4:55 The real hilarious part is the idea that there'd be an exchange of cash instead of an order for thousands of the politician's books or just hiring a "consulting firm" that _happens_ to have Bill Clint- I mean the unnamed politician on their board. Don't worry, though. He doesn't take a salary. He just gets a bonus at random times for no reason whatsoever.
Your tinfoil hat's a bit tight, isn't it?
@@kahnadah The fact that you have no idea what "money laundering" is is not a brag.
You couldn't ... You couldn't have picked a worse time 🙄
that last clip 💀
reminds me of a tiktok impersonation of how cops write books:
"each day organized crime finds a new, sick, twisted way to make money....and each day we find new ways to catch 'em..."
meanwhile how the ex-mafia guys write books: "the cops? ohhh yeaaaah, love the cops, always took our bribes, hell, our entire operation wouldn't have work without the cops on our side!"
‘There wasn’t even any nuclear material in it!’
I wonder if the new seasons kept the stuffed endangered polar bear.
The prohibition episode was so ridiculous and accurate portrayal of the actual 1920s prohibition era.
man I never realized just how corrupt Springfield is lmao
If The Simpsons is an accurate parody of American society, then the highly repetitive theme of bribery is a searing indictment of it. Nevertheless, it’s hilarious!
Well it's hilarious because it's true
"Oh, good. My laundry is done."
The sheer balls to hand him the money right in front of the judge. And nobody says anything.
Don't you put *_your_* laundry in a sack with a dollar on it
I think this is the first time I have seen Eddie speaking and he sounds pretty nice.
I about died laughing when Mr Burns was at the Kwick-E-Mart and quickly took the 200 extra bucks while no one was looking even though it's literally chump change to him lol
The box! The box!
"Wait a minute is he coming on to me?"
I guess it's appropriate that Mr Burn and Mayor Quimby were involved in most of these lol
I love Homer screaming with his eyes 😂👁👁
When you iron out the inequities in your labor laws.
That Wiggum one reminded me of that Reno 911 episode where they failed to get Terry to give them free tacos at the restaurant.
Didn't give him nearly enough time to take all that money.
Sounds like Jim Varney
It is
I like how people bribe indirecly
@3:33 Harry hadn't quite settled on the Mr. Burns voice yet.
“Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America”
I'm missing the "do you want to bribe or blackmail me?" "you'll know when you drive away with broken legs ...in your brand new Porsche" or something. It was hilarious but I can't find it anywhere.
Why are you saying Mr. Burns is bribing Homer? He's clearly hitting on him.
Where is my bribe for not pointing out that it's less than six minutes?
My grandpa used to smuggle hooch during the depression.
Damn, Marge looks amazing in a cop uniform and with her hair like that!
3:45 I was thinking it would be funny if while they waited outside smoke started to come under the door and when they opened it, the money would be burning.
That video is so true in today's judicial system that has done nothing to reduce the number of in mates filling up all the prisons.
3:38 - 3:40
Couldn’t resist commenting again.
Counting those stacks of bills on the table, and assuming those are bundles of twenties (with 100 twenties per bundle), that could come to approximately $74,000 USD in early 1990’s money.
EDIT:
4:02 - 4:07
Also noticed about four of those bundles were stuffed in his pockets. Assuming those are bundles of twenties (with 100 twenties per bundle), that’s about $8,000 USD in early 1990’s money.
What episode was the last scene from with Lisa?
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
When Bush Sr. was in office.
@johnnycaruthers7180 You're still doing that unfunny Reddit shit in 2024?
This especially makes me feel super sorrowful considering how corruption has absolutely ruined my country
You promised me dog or higher.
Wait, did Mr Burns remember Homer's name? Impossible
Sure im flattered, maybe a lil curious 😂
The sacks with the dollar signs on them 😂
This is the FDA and most city Government
"It's a ring toss game" 🤣
"Oh good, my laundry is done"
VOTE QUIMBY !!!!
He called him Homer 😭😭😭Good old times