Colonel Sepple: "AhaHA! Ah've got fahve aces! What have you got, suh?" Bugs Bunny: "I have got six aces, sir." I didn't understand why my dad laughed so hard at that when I first saw it, either.
@@tyjans370 No, my mistake. I was saying that it was like four Yakuza members they went against instead of five because the little one didn’t do anything at first. Yes, still impressive, regardless. Cheers. ✌️✌️
How wide is that binder? He sliced up both front wheels while lying cross because they didn't slice at the same time. It has to be around 3m wide so Milhouse uses A1 binders confirmed
That binder trick was one of the smartest things I’ve seen any of the Simpsons characters do. It might not actually work in real life, but it was pretty slick.
Okay wtf i was rewatching this while i was reading the comments and as soon as i started to read this comment the part that it is talking about comes up on the video
Joe Mantegna clearly has the time of his life voicing Fat Tony! In fact, Mantegna is on record as telling the writers that whenever Fat Tony appears, he'll provide the dialogue, even if it's just a few lines (he showed he meant it when he was in an episode that required him to make nothing but gagging sounds). It's always fun to see actors genuinely loving what they do. :D
Fact that Joe Magneta (forgive me if I misspelled) loved the role so much that he insisted that even if it's just for a sneeze, that he wants to voice Fat Tony.... that says something.
I love how he’s a scary mob boss yet is so involved with the simpsons, to the point they’re on friendly terms. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up being Bart godfather
Fat Tony: *Walks into Homer* "Uh. Homer, does Bart have a Godfather?" Homer:" What's a Godfather... Oh Like Marlon Brando" Fat Tony:" Uhm... Sort of I Would like to be the Boy's Godfather" Homer: "I Don't think he needs one of those Tony *One of Tony's Goons Showcases a Bat whilst another Brandishes Pistola* Fat Tony:" You Seem Homer I'm not asking I'm telling, Either you let me be his Godfather or shall we say an "Accident" will randomly Occur Capeesh(?!).
"I would like to remind you that accidents *WILL* happen." Literally the last thing you want to hear from anyone associated with the Mob, let alone the Mob Boss.
@@raul76603 my Dad, who worked extensively with the Japanese in Tokyo when he was in machine tool sales, said the exact opposite. He said they’re horrible to each other and everyone else all the time. Perhaps it’s just Japanese businessmen, but J still find it interesting because many people don’g understand that aspect of the culture: the malicious and toxic part.
"Now Homer, as you no doubt recall you were done a favour by our, uh, how shall I say... Mafia crime syndicate" Good to see you put some thought into tactful wording there Tony
Fat Tony is a character that got better in later seasons, at least to me (besides all the Fit Tony stuff; that was dumb). He started out as a generic drug dealer, but his schemes became a lot more creative over time (producing and dealing out rat milk, promoting a pretzel stand, making a ramp out of breadsticks, etc.)
Fat Tony is a irl Replica of a Mob Boss with charisma. You cannot run a gang without being reasonable and Fat Tony is very reasonable, except for the hot dogs. that was racist, but mad respect for the man 😂
The episode where he died would've been fantastic if they didn't bring him back as a skinny cousin. Like if anything, Louie should've taken the role as the boss.
The show itself scrapped the Fit Tony idea. When Tony is wearing a green shirt, he's the original. When the shirt is red, he's fit Tony. In the later seasons like 30, 31, he wears the green again. And he "died" back in the 25, I think
Man the truck -> trucktruck -> trucktrucktruck is one of simpsons best gags. Also the godfather references like FatTony's olive oil construction company.
Also how about this for versatility? He also played An FBI Agent named David Rossi on Criminal Minds, He joined in the midst of the Third season and stayed in for the next twelve, Almost 13 years he put into the show.
It was this fight that made me say, "Okay, it's official. Springfield has the most badass cartoon mafia." Fat Tony and crew are outnumbered by the *yakuza* and give as good as they get!
FT - "WHOs to say? does a peacock need all those feathers?" PS - "look youre getting a little philosophical for me" FT - "i suppose so they say it happens in the autumn years" PS - "well be that as it may" FT - "get your hand off my car"
“I’m afraid I must insist. Y’see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. ‘Where’s da money?’ ‘When are you going to get da money?’ ‘Why aren’t you getting da money now?’ ...and so on. So, please.....da money...” Hahaha, poor guy.
Legs being both genuinely talented at dancing AND being super opinionated on why he does not like Mark Hamill are very underrated moments from the same scene.
Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something from me in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you sir. Fat Tony: Ok, I will go. Guilt tripping a mob boss. And they say Homer isn’t smart.
I was looking for your comment. Just another blasphemy against Christians. They always make us look bad in the media. No Real disciple of Jesus Christ would ever do such a horrible thing. They always make us look like dorks and nerds, major hypocrites, and mentally ill. They obviously hate us with all their might. You will never find a positive role assigned to a Christian on any television show or movie, or even a book, other then The Bible of course.
@@servantofthelivinggod6192 It's the Simpsons, almost no one is portrayed as a perfect person. That's like getting upset that South Park made fun of a certain group of people even though they make fun of all groups in that show. Also, I understand hypocrites and mentally ill, but dorks and nerds? What's wrong with dorks and nerds? I don't think you should judge people based on their interests and hobbies as long as they're not hurting anyone.
@@majickman And its not even true that the media portray all Christians as bad. Quite the opposite. Perhaps it seems that way because there is now more media critical of Christianity and organised religion than there used to be, but there is still vast swathes of media that is not just "not mean" about Christians but that actively preach Christian values. Watch any Christmas movie on the movie channels and you'll struggle to find anything less than good Christian bois. American media in particular often promotes religion to a dogmatic extent, which most other western nations don't. So it sort of tickles me whenever Americans, of all people, accuse their media of containing an overall anti-religious bias (of course individual networks might, but that's the nature of having different networks).
7:18 “You mean the Mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony…I will say good day to you, Sir.” “Okay. I will go…” “Eyyy, wait a minute…”
I don't know why I really like the "hard nosed criminals listen to sheltered mom who steers them straight" trope, but I do. Marge educating the mob on Italian American stereotypes is my jam
4:02 I remember how Wiggum in the oldest episodes was smart, serious, & competent at his job. Now he went down the same road that Patrick Star walks on in circles...
"Our rats have not been fed artificial growth hormones. The FDA has not found a significant difference between milk from rats fed artificial growth hormones and untreated rats."
"You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return! Oh Fat Tony. I will say good day to you sir!" "Okay, I will go" I'm not sure if it's Homer's naivety or he's actually being clever.
Can I just say how underrated Louis is? Like, he adds so much to his appearance & gets such good lines that I honestly kind of wish he would get his own focus episode
And what about these? Johnny: The Boss, he’s got a thing for the Ya-Yas. (Near Louie and Johnny, Fat Tony is crying to the in-flight movie) Fat Tony: (Crying) Why was I born a man? (He blows his nose on his pizza slice instead of his white handkerchief from his jacket pocket) Fat Tony entertaining his men with Don Corleone’s orange peel in the mouth technique. (As well as Louie talking about his mom in this same scene) And the whole “Italian-American Mexican Standoff?” (From Maggie arriving at Luigi’s upon following Fat Tony’s gang to Moe saving Maggie by moving Fat Tony’s gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League to tears by Maggie’s innocence and how it changed Moe’s life)
7:34 eeeeeyyyy *Wait a Minute* 😆 🤣 and Homer waiting for the little Yakuza member to do something while he looks so serious. 💛Simpsons early visuals and comedic timing will always be one of the bests
Tight lips one of the best side characters on the show
"Johnny Tight Lips!!! Where'd they hit ya?"
@@neverdavenever I ain’t saying nothing
@@tyjans370 well what do I tell the doctor?
@@SlainOracle Tell ‘em to suck a lemon.
"Woah, who said I was even in the show?"
"You can really keep costs down when you don't pay for material or labour....or permits.........or land"
Words to live by.
The Donald Trump school of land development.
@@brianfoti4696 all builders are like that. you think kushner is any better
Agreed
Lol
@@skandakumar2457
Well, Trump's the most infamous for it since he's so brash about it.
"Give me one good reason i would'nt kill you right now..."
"Oh i have a great one, but you'll never get it out of me!"
Johnny Tightlips is the best
Lmao
This caught me off guard when I saw it, LOVE IT !
How dare you quote late season simpsons
"6 queens"
"Not so fast, 7 queens"
That's a joke that passed right over my head when I was a kid and had no idea how cards worked.
I bet legs was about to respond with an 8 queens
They were probably playing poker with a Pinochle deck.
and poker is only 5 cards
Colonel Sepple: "AhaHA! Ah've got fahve aces! What have you got, suh?"
Bugs Bunny: "I have got six aces, sir."
I didn't understand why my dad laughed so hard at that when I first saw it, either.
They’re playing with at least 4 different decks of cards there lol
For just three guys, they stood up pretty well against a group of Yakuza members.
Mafiosi are no pushovers.
And technically it was like four because the little one stood there for a while doing nothing.
I was talking about Tony, Louie, and Legs. My bad, I should’ve made that clear.
@@tyjans370
No, my mistake. I was saying that it was like four Yakuza members they went against instead of five because the little one didn’t do anything at first. Yes, still impressive, regardless.
Cheers. ✌️✌️
@@amosdraak3536 ahhh ok I understand lol
@@amosdraak3536 Yakuza member aren't either, have you seen what Kazuma Kiryu can do?
I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.
eh, just because Fat Tony is bad guy, does not mean he's bad guy, yes?
How wide is that binder? He sliced up both front wheels while lying cross because they didn't slice at the same time.
It has to be around 3m wide so Milhouse uses A1 binders confirmed
You would think, if he liked Garfield, then he would've thrown the other ring-binder out the window.
That binder trick was one of the smartest things I’ve seen any of the Simpsons characters do. It might not actually work in real life, but it was pretty slick.
Also, Garfield loves Italian food, so there's that.
“You are a hybrid. Half idiot, Half moron.”
“Woah! Where did that come from?!? Woah!”
It happened again, i was reading comments and rewatching the vid and the comment was well timed with the video
Wait they had hybrid cars in early 90s? Strange
I like how the one time johnny tight lips told someone the truth was to say there an idiot and a moron
@@ZA-eq4le That episode was from the mid two thousands
@@ZA-eq4le We all know that simpsons characters simply don't age. Must be the rat milk.
"But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him - He's gonna do something... and you know it's gonna be good!"
........... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!??!!
@@doesyomamaknowtho1468 Awww 😞
Subalawa!
And it was good. You can hear three guys dropping to the ground.
@@Pikkabuu I thought it was four.
“Your all talk Hamil! You never even finished Jedi school!” Lol
That impromptu dancing part kills me everytime.
All of Louie's lines in that episode were gold.
I literally laughed out loud
You're*
Classic Simpsons 🤣🤣
@4:54 Fat Tony just magically walking out from behind an extremely skinny tree is a very underrated gag.
I didn't even catch that the first time oh wow
Aside from his name it’s never once been acknowledged that he’s fat. I guess even the writers are afraid of Fat Tony,
yep
I didnt even know that happened until I payed attention to it thanks for turning me onto a funny clip
mmama is suck
I swear, "I'm seeing double here... Four Krustys!" is one of the greatest jokes ever told.
I once had the fortune to use that joke when I got introduced to twins one time. I was so proud of myself
@@solmoman Was your comment met with confusion or just polite but awkward laughter?
Same. This kills me too
As a wrestling/simpsons fan, I was really happy this one time Randy Orton had a body double and I was able to yell this line. 😂
7:30
I love how Fat Tony is legitimately disappointed in himself
You can actually hear the sadness in his voice when he says: "I will go..."
"Eyy wait a minute...."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon!"
Legs is always funny. Johnny Tightlips was an excellent addition. Que bella
I don't know why that's funny but I lol'ed really hard.
"dile que chupe limón" is also funny in spanish
i never knew italian is french.
I thought he said "Tell him to fuck a lemon" XD
Technically, it was Louie who asked Johnny where he was shot.
"I am not so much disapPOINTed as I am BLINDED with RAGE," says Fat Tony in calm, level tones.
Lol
Is it weird I’ve had an almost identical moment like that in real life?!
Okay wtf i was rewatching this while i was reading the comments and as soon as i started to read this comment the part that it is talking about comes up on the video
Honestly more intimidating that way.
Dumbledore said calmly
Joe Mantegna clearly has the time of his life voicing Fat Tony! In fact, Mantegna is on record as telling the writers that whenever Fat Tony appears, he'll provide the dialogue, even if it's just a few lines (he showed he meant it when he was in an episode that required him to make nothing but gagging sounds). It's always fun to see actors genuinely loving what they do. :D
They have the best performances.
But in A Fish Called Selma he's voiced by Phil Hartman
Fact that Joe Magneta (forgive me if I misspelled) loved the role so much that he insisted that even if it's just for a sneeze, that he wants to voice Fat Tony.... that says something.
Mantegna, really close
@@jaysmith1408 montagna
@@FreePalestineJahRastafari Monaghan
@@ikeisco2438 Monorail
@@christianfilmssstm8933 mahogany
Fat tony quietly saying “take that” and “come here you little squirt” was probably my favorite part
Yea😂😂👌
My favorite was “forgiveness please” since when was Yakuza so nice?
@@YourBunsKid I mean, the Japanese are known for being polite...at least to each other
@@YourBunsKid
They're nice to their employers, since that's who pays for their service
@@ianfinrir8724 THE JAPANESE? those sandal wearing, goldfish tenders?
This is a pretzel town, pretty boy
They should’ve called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Me: To the INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!
"Aay, you're not mad at me are ya?"
Public service announcement: you can order auntie Anne’s for delivery!
Fat Tony is gay for Moleman
"You're all talk Hamill, you never even finished Jedi School!"
😂😂😂
If only THAT line were in The Last Jedi...
The funny thing is he isn’t wrong. He left to fight Vader before he was done with training.
“You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?” What a great line. 😂😂
JFK and RFK to a tee in 1960.
Tony does not get mad he gets *STABBY*
@Bilal Khalid Skinner could have taken him
Lol
No HE gets the papehs , gets the papehs
Killed me too.
Fat fit Tony now
"Hey, Fat Tony! Y'still with the mafia?"
"Uuhh...ahem---yes, I am. Thank you for asking."
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
you mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?!
Lmao
The custom of small talk is always funny when applied to stereotypical foreigners
"Okay i will go"
"Ay wait-a minute?"
I love how he’s a scary mob boss yet is so involved with the simpsons, to the point they’re on friendly terms. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up being Bart godfather
Fat Tony: *Walks into Homer* "Uh. Homer, does Bart have a Godfather?"
Homer:" What's a Godfather... Oh Like Marlon Brando"
Fat Tony:" Uhm... Sort of I Would like to be the Boy's Godfather"
Homer: "I Don't think he needs one of those Tony *One of Tony's Goons Showcases a Bat whilst another Brandishes Pistola*
Fat Tony:" You Seem Homer I'm not asking I'm telling, Either you let me be his Godfather or shall we say an "Accident" will randomly Occur Capeesh(?!).
they did this episode but with Maggie instead
No, hes a legitimate buisness man
@@Frosty98206Capische*
"I would like to remind you that accidents *WILL* happen."
Literally the last thing you want to hear from anyone associated with the Mob, let alone the Mob Boss.
Like the killing of you by us..I couldn't stop laughing 😆🤣 comic gold...
Not my dyslexic ass reading Mob Boss as Bob Ross
Man, what an awesome Yakuza mob leader, asks for forgiveness after smashing a window open, 10/10 upstanding citizen
And then leaving through the front door
@@davidhong1934 yea, what an awesome guy! Even closed it behind him
Very nice!
The funny part about it that made me laugh is that its true they really are like that
@@raul76603 my Dad, who worked extensively with the Japanese in Tokyo when he was in machine tool sales, said the exact opposite. He said they’re horrible to each other and everyone else all the time. Perhaps it’s just Japanese businessmen, but J still find it interesting because many people don’g understand that aspect of the culture: the malicious and toxic part.
"You see, my wife has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies."
Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?
And so on, so please. The money.
Mom spaghetti
Legs, Louise, advance on them.
THERE THEY ARE!
"It's just a mob war, go back to sleep honey" is an underrated line
2:38 this interaction with Milhouse is so cute where we see Tony´s kind side with kids, he has a child afterall.
I wasn't expecting that to happen since he's a mob boss, but I love that scene too between Fat Tony and Milhouse.😮☺️
"Now Homer, as you no doubt recall you were done a favour by our, uh, how shall I say... Mafia crime syndicate"
Good to see you put some thought into tactful wording there Tony
Lmao what
Lmao
@Supernintendo Chalmers damn what did he say hahah
To be fair, Homer did ask him whether he’s still with the Mafia and Tony said yes
Speaking of wording what country are you in
Only The Simpsons could create an actual mob that only appear in few episodes and usually they have the best plots in them.
Fat Tony was originally supposed to be a one time character I think
@@irlmusic8001goes to show how funny/good a well written mob bit can be
Visit Mad Sopranos skit for reference
“Are you still in the mafia”
“Uh yes I am thank you for asking” 😂😂😂😂😂
4:53 Him stepping out from behind that tree is the most underrated joke of all time.
Fat Tony is a character that got better in later seasons, at least to me (besides all the Fit Tony stuff; that was dumb). He started out as a generic drug dealer, but his schemes became a lot more creative over time (producing and dealing out rat milk, promoting a pretzel stand, making a ramp out of breadsticks, etc.)
Those schemes are still from the classic era so you can't really call them later seasons.
fat Tony still manages to be funny in the new seasons
Fat Tony is a irl Replica of a Mob Boss with charisma.
You cannot run a gang without being reasonable and Fat Tony is very reasonable, except for the hot dogs. that was racist, but mad respect for the man
😂
The episode where he died would've been fantastic if they didn't bring him back as a skinny cousin. Like if anything, Louie should've taken the role as the boss.
The show itself scrapped the Fit Tony idea. When Tony is wearing a green shirt, he's the original. When the shirt is red, he's fit Tony. In the later seasons like 30, 31, he wears the green again. And he "died" back in the 25, I think
"Forgive us, please!"
You have to give it to the Yakuza.
They're polite killers!
9:21 I thought it was "forgiveness please"
@@brianfong5711 Same thing!
So we heard it a bit differently.
The Yakuza was polite. That's what counts! 😂😂😂
It's half the reason they managed to operate in broad daylight for so long.
Kiryu is a good boi.
Most mafias are polite
Man the truck -> trucktruck -> trucktrucktruck is one of simpsons best gags.
Also the godfather references like FatTony's olive oil construction company.
no its not. at this time the Simpsons were already crap.
“How can you say that when construction has already begun?” Nothing will ever compare to this show in its prime bruh
Fat tony is a cool villain I wish he was the main antagonist of the Simpsons movie
I don't know, he was never really a villain. Sure, he's a criminal, but a villain, or even an antagonist, I don't think that would suit him very much
@@futabamajima true but also I wish there was other mob fight scene in the Simpson’s
@@futabamajima yes he's more like a anti-hero to me than a villain.
“Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?”
Scorpio was supose to be the villain at the start actually then they changed it
5:29 I love how Fat Tony goes from having a friendly chat about getting old to being an intimidating gangster
Fun Fact:
Fat Tony is Voiced by Joe Mantegna.
The Godfather 3 Joey Zasa
looool
Everyone knows that
@@elgatofelix8917 I didn’t :p
Also how about this for versatility? He also played An FBI Agent named David Rossi on Criminal Minds, He joined in the midst of the Third season and stayed in for the next twelve, Almost 13 years he put into the show.
"I'm seeing double, four crusties" is such a good line
Close call: at “Forgiviness please,” I almost spat my tea onto my iPad.
Prease
Fat tony: Gets hit with nunchaku. Also Fat tony: "Come here you little squirt"
It was this fight that made me say, "Okay, it's official. Springfield has the most badass cartoon mafia." Fat Tony and crew are outnumbered by the *yakuza* and give as good as they get!
"Who says,does a peacock need all those feathers"That was a bit TOO philosophical for me as well.
They say that happens in the autumn years
FT - "WHOs to say? does a peacock need all those feathers?"
PS - "look youre getting a little philosophical for me"
FT - "i suppose so they say it happens in the autumn years"
PS - "well be that as it may"
FT - "get your hand off my car"
“I’m afraid I must insist. Y’see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies.
‘Where’s da money?’
‘When are you going to get da money?’
‘Why aren’t you getting da money now?’
...and so on. So, please.....da money...”
Hahaha, poor guy.
😂🤣
Nothing is worse than your wife not getting off your ass
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't say nothin!
on the subject of the pretzeled bread
"I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys!"
Gets me every time.
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KINKY
You’ve got to appreciate the yakuza member’s honor when he flies through their window. He gives them his best english.
causes disruption and damage then thinks a polite apology can make up for it. typical japanese
@@hugh.g.rection5906 Fo Givuness Preese
@@hugh.g.rection5906you’re not funny.
Legs being both genuinely talented at dancing AND being super opinionated on why he does not like Mark Hamill are very underrated moments from the same scene.
I think that's Louie. Legs will be the other one of the main trio.
@@HESHRocketWarhead I couldn't tell, and I went off of his tapdancing skills being what got him his name XD
The sopranos theme always gets me when going over the fat tony mob scenes🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 they nailed it
Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something from me in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you sir.
Fat Tony: Ok, I will go.
Guilt tripping a mob boss. And they say Homer isn’t smart.
Ehhh wait a minute..
@Gay Lord Proven by how Homer behaves and what he's CONSCIOUSLY capable of when that crayon isn't shoved against his brain.
I like that Tony looked down then tried to look him in the eye but couldn't.
It's a smart idea...at least until said mob boss decides on some payback for humiliating him.
He gets dumber and dumber with each season
Who else isn’t to surprised that Maud and Helen were willing to go along with having the yakuza kill Marge.
I was looking for your comment. Just another blasphemy against Christians. They always make us look bad in the media. No Real disciple of Jesus Christ would ever do such a horrible thing. They always make us look like dorks and nerds, major hypocrites, and mentally ill. They obviously hate us with all their might. You will never find a positive role assigned to a Christian on any television show or movie, or even a book, other then The Bible of course.
@@servantofthelivinggod6192 It's the Simpsons, almost no one is portrayed as a perfect person. That's like getting upset that South Park made fun of a certain group of people even though they make fun of all groups in that show.
Also, I understand hypocrites and mentally ill, but dorks and nerds? What's wrong with dorks and nerds? I don't think you should judge people based on their interests and hobbies as long as they're not hurting anyone.
@@majickman And its not even true that the media portray all Christians as bad. Quite the opposite. Perhaps it seems that way because there is now more media critical of Christianity and organised religion than there used to be, but there is still vast swathes of media that is not just "not mean" about Christians but that actively preach Christian values. Watch any Christmas movie on the movie channels and you'll struggle to find anything less than good Christian bois. American media in particular often promotes religion to a dogmatic extent, which most other western nations don't. So it sort of tickles me whenever Americans, of all people, accuse their media of containing an overall anti-religious bias (of course individual networks might, but that's the nature of having different networks).
I don’t think the yakuza were meant to kill Marge, just deal with the Springfield Mob.
For that matter when the little guy crashed through the window he asked for forgiveness.
I always laugh at Chief Wiggum accepting a Manhattan made by a child 😂😂😂
When fat tony said "ok i will go" he sounded genuinely sad, hes got to be the greatest side character in the show
"Okay. I will go..."
"Hey, wait a minute!"
7:18
“You mean the Mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony…I will say good day to you, Sir.”
“Okay. I will go…”
“Eyyy, wait a minute…”
Lol
0:35 Louie's just hanging out, business as usual
0:38 Louie grows suspicious of the audience
0:40 We're in the clear
"Come here ya little squirt... " Has to be my favourite Fat Tony line ever 😂
Tony was a savage 😂
He really was 😂
La traduzione pura in italiano è... " Fatti sotto, fottuto figlio di puttana.."
“Not so fast, 7 queens” 😂😂
i think 8 Kings would be better
Knowing Fat Tony I thought he was going to threaten him to forfeit the game unless he wanted a beating.
"What's a truck?"
"Don't play stupid with me!"
5:40 "Here's the first of what *I hope* will be many disabled students" is such a Principal Skinner thing to say 😂
"I prefer the cat he hates Monday's we can all relate" he's not wrong
Truck Truck and the Truck-Truck Truck is the best lol always gets me
What's a truck?
@@kresimirbozic1976 tuck: "a wooden disk at the top of a ship's mast or flagstaff, with sheaves for signal halyards"
In the first shot, there's a truck missing. But when the truck truck... Truck shows up, the truck is magically back
@@ninjaguyYT It fell off the truck truck didnt ya know?
Chief Wiggum: „I‘m not gonna rest until one of us is behind bars“
-pauses and realises what he just said
„...You!“
Such great writing
Smartest thing Wiggum's said in a while.
Johnny "Tight Lips" is the man🤣
I don't know why I really like the "hard nosed criminals listen to sheltered mom who steers them straight" trope, but I do. Marge educating the mob on Italian American stereotypes is my jam
Lol
"you are listing my broken dreams..."
That stage walk-in at 4:53 absolutely got me. I was stone faced the whole video and just completely lost it.
Underrated:
"You're all talk Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!!:
*ahem* "Greetings Homer!"
"Hey, Fat Tony! You still with the Mafia?"
"Um, yes, I am! Thank you for asking"
That small gag still makes me chuckle.😄
4:02 I remember how Wiggum in the oldest episodes was smart, serious, & competent at his job.
Now he went down the same road that Patrick Star walks on in circles...
I'm sure he still does a good job as a police officer despite his flaws.
Yet I remember him being dumb.
How does Wigum know the difference between pure and impure rats milk?
"Our rats have not been fed artificial growth hormones. The FDA has not found a significant difference between milk from rats fed artificial growth hormones and untreated rats."
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They spike the milk after bottling it. It's how they make orange juice.
my favorite fat tony line is him saying his wife was “whacked by natural causes”
I prefer the cat. He hates mondays. We can all relate
Truly.
@ATM Baer Just because he quoted something. I don't think so.
@ATM Baer I know, but it is a good quote. He might have just said it because it was funny.
edit: im retarded
@@appalacha7278 Bruh
The Yakuza vs Mafia scene is one of the greatest in the entire show
9:01
I remember being a child and thinking that was just so funny because I would think the same thing.
"You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony"
Lmao
"Okay, I will go....
Ehi, wait a minute"
Homer rolling that Nat 20 Charisma roll on Tony to make him leave is gold.
Fun fact: the voice actor for Fat Tony Joe Mantegna is the narrator for the audiobook of the Godfather.
Bruh I looked this up a week ago and nothing....week later...perfection
But...how is it weeks later if you looked it up a week ago?
I think I was looking for a fat tony comp I was finally happy someone payed respect to fat tony….
Johnny Tight-Lips was pretty good at surviving gun shot wounds.
"I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage." I'm stealing this line. 😄
Let’s be real though, fat tony and his mob are some of the most loved characters.
Crime doesn't pay *drives away in a limousine*
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now?"
*Johnny Tight Lips "There's a great one, but you ain't getting it outta me"
😂😂😂
I love how Fat Tony doesn’t get offended when Bart asks him flat out if they are crooks
4:53 the fact Tony comes out from behind a tree much too small to hide him is a great hidden gag
That electric guitar when Chief Wiggum enters is so great.
I say this line way more than I probably should in polite company: 6:10
"You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return! Oh Fat Tony. I will say good day to you sir!"
"Okay, I will go"
I'm not sure if it's Homer's naivety or he's actually being clever.
they're not the british mafia. It's favor.
@@marigold2450-ip7cz cry me a river
The "Truck Truck" joke really got me lol
*Louie:* You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi School.
"Y-y-you're not mad at me are ya?" I love Louie so much
"I am not so much disappointed, as I am blinded by rage."
There's a meme template if ever I saw one 😂
The fact that Homer managed to pull a Bugs Bunny on Fat Tony in the Pretzel episode made it so damn funny
Can I just say how underrated Louis is? Like, he adds so much to his appearance & gets such good lines that I honestly kind of wish he would get his own focus episode
I agree. A focus episode would be nice too considering he barely has his own personality
Not on here but the Linguo episode when Louis tells the robot they’re gonna wack him in the garbonzo and Linguo explodes!!! Hilarious!
The one missing here:
"What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?"
And what about these?
Johnny: The Boss, he’s got a thing for the Ya-Yas.
(Near Louie and Johnny, Fat Tony is crying to the in-flight movie)
Fat Tony: (Crying) Why was I born a man?
(He blows his nose on his pizza slice instead of his white handkerchief from his jacket pocket)
Fat Tony entertaining his men with Don Corleone’s orange peel in the mouth technique. (As well as Louie talking about his mom in this same scene)
And the whole “Italian-American Mexican Standoff?” (From Maggie arriving at Luigi’s upon following Fat Tony’s gang to Moe saving Maggie by moving Fat Tony’s gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League to tears by Maggie’s innocence and how it changed Moe’s life)
4:11 "What's a truck?" 😄
I can’t take 0:30 seriously with the mermaid man and barnacle boy song in the background 😂
That whole "It fell off a truck" sequence was so delightfully daft, it had no right being as funny as it was 😂
"I'm not gonna rest until 1 of us is behind bars!" LMAO Wiggums is hilarious man
7:34 eeeeeyyyy *Wait a Minute* 😆
🤣 and Homer waiting for the little Yakuza member to do something while he looks so serious.
💛Simpsons early visuals and comedic timing will always be one of the bests
Holy Hell! 0:37 - 0:38 Johnny Tight Lips was with Paulie and it looks like Christopher's profile from the Sopranos 🤣🤣