It's Hotter Than The Sun! - Apple Pie Stand-off - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC

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  • After goading an old adversary from his school days, Alan decides to defend himself with a hot Apple pie.
    Taken From I'm Alan Partridge Series 2
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  • @drfabulous2804
    @drfabulous2804 3 роки тому +462

    “I cannot hit customers, I’ve been told” is probably the most underrated quote in the show

    • @brianm2881
      @brianm2881 3 роки тому +62

      One of the best running jokes in the show is the subtle, and not so subtle, hints at Michaels mental instability.

    • @josephharley9448
      @josephharley9448 3 роки тому +1

      @@brianm2881 Michaels mental state is big enough to run another show like max and paddy morphed out of phoenix nights

    • @EchoDissolve
      @EchoDissolve 3 роки тому +42

      That and "There's one in the bathroom, but I've no cause to use it" when asked if Michael has a spoon.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 роки тому +9

      "Go and stand by the Yakults"

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 2 роки тому +3

      No one was injured during the filming of this episode, with the exception of Michael who died.

  • @ronvlaarsvar6867
    @ronvlaarsvar6867 5 років тому +263

    It's hotter than the sun has worked its way onto my commonly used phrases list

    • @mickeypearce244
      @mickeypearce244 4 роки тому +8

      'A spring in your step is last thing you need on a cliff top", has made it into mine

    • @gemmagray9160
      @gemmagray9160 4 роки тому +3

      I just said it to my landlord during a serious conversation :S I looked up this clip so I could laugh at myself and for some light relief!

    • @gemmagray9160
      @gemmagray9160 3 роки тому +1

      @@stevechristie2569 I was when this was first shown. And used to work in a petrol station. Haven't seen these in full for a while tbh. What am I missing?!

    • @KiwiCrisis
      @KiwiCrisis 3 роки тому +1

      'Hotter than the sun' is a common phrase..

    • @antonywithnoh2923
      @antonywithnoh2923 3 роки тому +1

      Same here, as well as "never gonna use 'em," "unbelievable," "he hasn't seen me, I'll get 'im later," "ten minutes Lynn!", "I'm confused," and "I'm gonna cook all the food".

  • @fu563
    @fu563 6 років тому +356

    That roar Alan makes after biting into the apple turnover is priceless

    • @eightiesboy
      @eightiesboy 3 роки тому +9

      8 mins lolololololllolol

    • @joebloker8585
      @joebloker8585 3 роки тому +1

      It’s terrifying

    • @billybear2333
      @billybear2333 3 роки тому +3

      @@eightiesboy 8 minutes is ridiculous it needed 2 max

    • @thedeepesthat4029
      @thedeepesthat4029 3 роки тому +5

      @@billybear2333 Any pastry product that contains a sugar based liquid filling, will reach astronomical temperatures in seconds. I would say 1 minute MAX would be enough in a 800W+ Microwave to get the apple pie to a cooked temperature thats safe from inflicting oral scalding (given the consumer gives a cooling down period of aproximately 40 seconds).

    • @billybear2333
      @billybear2333 3 роки тому +3

      @@thedeepesthat4029 You've made me take a long hard look at my previous estimate and laugh at how foolish I was, you are right that 1 minute is plenty and I will make sure it does not exceed that in future unless I am in the mood for some glucose based 3rd degree burns!

  • @liammurray89
    @liammurray89 2 роки тому +31

    “Don’t know that word, carry on.” 🤣🤣 the little quotes always make me laugh!!

  • @thomasweldon8333
    @thomasweldon8333 4 роки тому +372

    Alan partridge must be the most rewatchable comedian ever

    • @chriswakefield9538
      @chriswakefield9538 4 роки тому +11

      David Brent

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 4 роки тому +5

      @@chriswakefield9538 Nah, but a close 2nd.

    • @emmylou4522
      @emmylou4522 3 роки тому +9

      I binge watch the whole lot frequently and find it equally as funny every time!

    • @JohanHerrenberg
      @JohanHerrenberg 3 роки тому +3

      @@emmylou4522 Same here!

    • @carpii
      @carpii 3 роки тому +2

      Michael Scott

  • @TheThejpmshow
    @TheThejpmshow 2 місяці тому +8

    That roar of pain is just brilliant when he bites into the molten bramley apple 😂

  • @CelticSaint
    @CelticSaint 4 роки тому +77

    'Shotgun in the mouth' - that line by Micheal always cracks me up The look on his face lol

    • @mrneutral8423
      @mrneutral8423 Рік тому +5

      in the mooth.

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint Рік тому +2

      @@mrneutral8423 I stand corrected said the man in the orthapedic shoe...

  • @hugodrax71
    @hugodrax71 Рік тому +18

    "Go and stand by the Yakults" 🤣

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 роки тому +42

    I love how he hesitates while saying "one up your bum" like a child who's still learning about rude words.

    • @garethgill1
      @garethgill1 Місяць тому +1

      Great observation. So true. 😂

  • @taylorsansom1955
    @taylorsansom1955 3 роки тому +42

    Steve coogan is irreplaceable! He’s got a very rewatchable personality I love him! 😂😂

  • @MrAdriaxe
    @MrAdriaxe 7 років тому +80

    My favourite "back of the net" ever.

  • @neilstamp9444
    @neilstamp9444 6 років тому +231

    Go and stand by the yakults

    • @circle2867
      @circle2867 5 років тому +9

      coincidence there was a yakult ad just before this? haha

    • @lartranslation6929
      @lartranslation6929 3 роки тому

      that was sooo funn

    • @KerryNeeds
      @KerryNeeds Рік тому

      I want to say this to someone in a shop 😂

  • @dontsqueezethecheese
    @dontsqueezethecheese Місяць тому +1

    Much as I love Alan, Lynne is totally underrated with her mannerisms. The way she says "8 minutes" gets me every time.

  • @chriswyatt9869
    @chriswyatt9869 4 роки тому +16

    Every line in this show is golden

  • @Stupoider
    @Stupoider 2 роки тому +26

    "It's still corporal punishment, see you in Strasbourg" Classic

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 5 років тому +82

    Every time I walk past a Starbucks I always think its a suicide hot spot.

    • @ezo2161
      @ezo2161 Рік тому

      I sometimes consider it when I pay £4 for some froth and burnt mud

  • @theinscrutablebaldness2597
    @theinscrutablebaldness2597 6 років тому +27

    Honeycomb Yorkie... what a time to be alive!

  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant 2 роки тому +13

    Only just noticed how he perfectly resembles the stupid book cover of himself on the shelf behind him when he's brandishing the apple pie.

  • @ThinLynottFan
    @ThinLynottFan 3 роки тому +12

    So relatable 😂 "Don't know that word, carry on"

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 Рік тому +10

    “…having washed my hands.” 😂😂😂

  • @Anu_Sol
    @Anu_Sol 6 років тому +228

    Needless to say, Alan had the last laugh.

    • @placidrenegade
      @placidrenegade 5 років тому +11

      Wilson Scraddock needles to say I had the last laugh!

    • @bigsexy.6686
      @bigsexy.6686 4 роки тому +27

      @@placidrenegade *Needles to say, I took Drugs.*

    • @wbrennisen2982
      @wbrennisen2982 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @newbarker523
    @newbarker523 3 роки тому +77

    This sketch is just so dense with excellent humour. There's probably enough packed into these four minutes to make an hour long American comedy show.

  • @SuperZedd
    @SuperZedd 7 років тому +204

    See you in Strasbourg!

    • @mdp2323
      @mdp2323 7 років тому

      SuperZedd b

    • @carolinejanemccooey5889
      @carolinejanemccooey5889 5 років тому +3

      that's my 2019 hashtag. Yet, you have already coined it. Ok, hashtag me 2 hashtag class action case in Strasburg? Does that work?

  • @trevorcolgan7468
    @trevorcolgan7468 4 роки тому +10

    Could go your way, could go mine.... Glorious 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @robparry1692
    @robparry1692 2 роки тому +6

    1:07 “it’s a suicide hotspot” - “what Starbucks”?! 🤣🤣

  • @Georgie14
    @Georgie14 Рік тому +15

    American here and I just discovered Alan P and I’m hooked! I fancy myself a fairly keen eye of British humor so I’ve no idea how I missed all this brilliance.

    • @mrneutral8423
      @mrneutral8423 Рік тому +2

      Glad you enjoy it :)

    • @pryan9892
      @pryan9892 9 місяців тому +1

      Hope you’ve caught up with everything…including the movie!

    • @Georgie14
      @Georgie14 9 місяців тому +2

      @@pryan9892 obsessed with the movie!

  • @tommyboi9
    @tommyboi9 5 років тому +85

    "I cant hit customers iv been told"

  • @simonmoore2380
    @simonmoore2380 5 років тому +9

    Much as you’re almost certainly not supposed to, I always find Alan’s revenges and “last laughs” on people highly admirable. I heartily endorse the approach 🙂

  • @alfamonk
    @alfamonk 7 років тому +258

    Lynx Africa..

  • @AwfulWaffle8474
    @AwfulWaffle8474 3 роки тому +10

    0:25 what you want to say to your bosses when they skirt around the fact something went wrong.

  • @bwbs98
    @bwbs98 5 років тому +60

    "I cannot hit customers, I've been told!"

    • @carpetfluff35
      @carpetfluff35 5 років тому +12

      And you just know when he was told there was another five minutes of Michael asking questions that started' 'but what if they...?'

  • @deanappleby9534
    @deanappleby9534 6 років тому +18

    There enough supplies in here for 3_weeks, wanna mars bar, swivel

  • @CRSmusicproduction
    @CRSmusicproduction 4 роки тому +6

    Lovely stuff

  • @Rob-jf9jn
    @Rob-jf9jn 4 роки тому +8

    “ Its hotter then the sun “ 😂

  • @BillSikes.
    @BillSikes. 5 років тому +9

    Comedy Gold, Alan always has the Last Laugh🤣🤣

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 7 років тому +101

    I don't sweat, I use Lynx Africa.

  • @Notacrime2023
    @Notacrime2023 Рік тому +2

    “Have you a battery for an Ericsson?” should be a standard greeting. (Especially at funerals).

  • @jackcavill8303
    @jackcavill8303 Рік тому +4

    See you in Strasbourg 😂😂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому

      I think they've got bigger fish to fry.

  • @johnnycasswell7290
    @johnnycasswell7290 2 роки тому +2

    Want a Mars bar? Swivel!!😂😂

  • @CammieRacing
    @CammieRacing 3 роки тому +25

    God, back when petrol was 77.9p a litre...

    • @wonga72
      @wonga72 2 роки тому +3

      2002 to now is 1.67 price rise. So 77x1.67 = 128.6p so petrol is still around the same price. As wages have followed inflation.

    • @RyanODon
      @RyanODon Рік тому +2

      This country

  • @questioneverything3026
    @questioneverything3026 3 роки тому +8

    Fact For The Day,
    Michael (Simon Greenall) does the voice for the Go Compare Alexander The Meerkat,
    Absolute legend "cup of beans".

    • @antonywithnoh2923
      @antonywithnoh2923 3 роки тому +1

      "Crabsticks don't actually contain any crab and manufacturers are legally obliged to label them 'crab-flavoured sticks'. Another one of those tomorrow".
      lol but seriously though, that genuinely was an interesting fact, thanks for sharing it!

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 2 роки тому

      'She looked like Bob Dylan'.

  • @callummarch3970
    @callummarch3970 3 роки тому +6

    I canny hit customers, I’ve been told 😂

  • @RaxusPrime29
    @RaxusPrime29 6 років тому +12

    2:10
    That sound will never be repeated so perfectly by any other human in existence.

  • @drubber007
    @drubber007 2 роки тому

    Got to be my favourite line out of them all. "I heard you clinking" is second 🤣

  • @151mattwilson
    @151mattwilson Місяць тому

    I love that this line is quoted in my 5 year old daughter's favourite episode of Danger Mouse

  • @placidrenegade
    @placidrenegade 5 років тому +23

    According to Michael there are enough supplies here for three weeks.

  • @BubblyJubbly
    @BubblyJubbly 10 місяців тому +2

    2:12
    So iconic.

  • @Tetlee
    @Tetlee 5 років тому +8

    "could go your way, could go mine, either way one of us is going down" one of my favourite ever Partridge scenes.

    • @georgec2894
      @georgec2894 5 років тому +1

      Tetlee Is this the same Tetlee that frequents the better quality boxing channels? If so, your choice of sport and comedy is superb!

    • @Tetlee
      @Tetlee 5 років тому +1

      @@georgec2894 the very same. Cheers 👍

    • @LorrDx
      @LorrDx 4 роки тому

      So this is where you get your kicks when you're not watching the pontiph???

  • @paulbats6996
    @paulbats6996 18 днів тому

    Great to see my old school in the opening sequence.

  • @avybenfield508
    @avybenfield508 3 роки тому +8

    Starbucks is a suicide hotspot. The subtitles are hilarious. "What a mouse behind a swivel"

  • @thebossman80s
    @thebossman80s 7 років тому +22

    I've been using lynx Africa for years

  • @KODELINER
    @KODELINER 2 місяці тому

    Remove yourself from the theatre of conflict never fails to make me laugh

  • @Mark-lj1dj
    @Mark-lj1dj 4 місяці тому

    Want a Mars Bar? Swivel 😂

  • @jamesgallagher1362
    @jamesgallagher1362 7 років тому +40

    Bouncing back books not on top of the microwave oven then all of a sudden they appear out of nowhere ooh the lex files

    • @mrsmith7936
      @mrsmith7936 7 років тому +2

      never seen that before cheers

    • @timothygraham4304
      @timothygraham4304 7 років тому +3

      Looking at it, they've been there before and after Lynn opened the microwave but not while she did it.

    • @holbs88
      @holbs88 6 років тому +7

      God that’s good

    • @WPTHFC
      @WPTHFC 6 років тому +1

      Can I shake your hand again?

    • @JAY1892
      @JAY1892 6 років тому

      James Gallagher
      Pulped! 😂

  • @MasterofPuppetsx
    @MasterofPuppetsx 2 роки тому +1

    "It's still corporal punishment: see you in Strasbourg!"

  • @monstermunch4956
    @monstermunch4956 7 років тому +39

    Don't know that word - carry on...

  • @awsome03000
    @awsome03000 Рік тому

    Invidious and detritus, most elegant hilarious words in from the person in charge.

  • @lukew7343
    @lukew7343 3 роки тому +1

    Go and stand by the Yakults 🤣

  • @nchcroy3877
    @nchcroy3877 6 років тому +3

    Want a mars bar? Swivel!!

  • @maldegaar
    @maldegaar 3 роки тому +1

    I don't remember this having a laughter track.

  • @nahimgood
    @nahimgood 7 років тому +9

    See you in Strasbourg

  • @plumspizzatime8646
    @plumspizzatime8646 6 років тому +10

    2:10 best few seconds ever

  • @angleruk3190
    @angleruk3190 10 місяців тому

    Your alright you ...arrrggghhhhhh 😂😂😂

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 6 років тому +19

    I think I'll have a pint of bitter

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland 6 років тому +4

      christschinwon with a gin and tonic and a baileys irish cream...... oooooh ladyboys

    • @rickoneillable
      @rickoneillable 5 років тому +4

      I’ll have a bottle of blue nun.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas Рік тому +1

    Africa survived as a Lynx (or Axe if you like American things now) brand because of this scene
    And to a lesser extent Voodoo and Java

  • @jimmyj9609
    @jimmyj9609 6 років тому +3

    Back of the net!!!

  • @natureisallpowerful
    @natureisallpowerful 5 років тому +4

    Want a mars bar?/swivel

  • @ToolReviewsofToolsIUse
    @ToolReviewsofToolsIUse Рік тому +2

    Needles to say, he had the last laugh.

  • @m3anthony
    @m3anthony 6 років тому +37

    8 minutes would be very very hot.

  • @cicstommy
    @cicstommy 3 роки тому +9

    I’ve always thought Alan Partridge was the prologue to David Brent.

    • @JohanHerrenberg
      @JohanHerrenberg 3 роки тому

      Seeing the still-continuing evolution of Alan Partridge, David Brent is more of a very good footnote.

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 2 роки тому +1

      David Brent is only tolerable in short doses, you wouldn’t want to watch a whole film about him.

  • @louisparr6557
    @louisparr6557 5 років тому +2

    Step away from the theatre of conflict

  • @_PrimetimePranks
    @_PrimetimePranks 5 років тому +5

    He got the lab assistant pregnant .

    • @antonywithnoh2923
      @antonywithnoh2923 3 роки тому

      Never sees the kid.

    • @zufgh
      @zufgh 3 роки тому

      @@antonywithnoh2923 ...back of the net...

  • @leeosborne3793
    @leeosborne3793 4 місяці тому

    "See you in Strasbourg!"

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 6 років тому +3

    Could go your way Could go mine.

  • @openyourheart6161
    @openyourheart6161 4 роки тому +9

    Id use four fingered one save one for myself at the end having washed my hands.

  • @andym28
    @andym28 Рік тому +2

    Honeycomb yorkie? Was that created?

  • @craigbranno8193
    @craigbranno8193 Рік тому

    Nobody..NOBODY beats ALAN

  • @brandons5426
    @brandons5426 2 роки тому +1

    I always thought that bloke looked like a smaller/older version of Oleksandr Usyk 😂😂😂😂

    • @18veee18
      @18veee18 Рік тому

      😂 Which bloke, Michael?!

  • @lifeson90
    @lifeson90 10 місяців тому

    the best thing you can say about I'm Alan Partridge is it's up there, with Fawlty Towers

  • @3coldcapricorn227
    @3coldcapricorn227 4 роки тому +1

    Back of the net!

  • @eldrai8804
    @eldrai8804 8 місяців тому +1

    I cant hit customers, I've been told

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 7 років тому +2

    it's hotter than the sun

  • @aleks1845
    @aleks1845 3 роки тому +1

    Say it like it is, it went tits up

  • @deformednutsack9886
    @deformednutsack9886 3 роки тому

    It’s hotter than the sun!?😂

  • @HM-se1ig
    @HM-se1ig 6 років тому +1

    Starbucks?😂😂😂

  • @Slarti
    @Slarti 3 роки тому +2

    How embarrassing, I use Lynx Africa too.

  • @stephendines1936
    @stephendines1936 4 роки тому +1

    Want a Mars bar? Swivel

  • @liamsproston5647
    @liamsproston5647 4 роки тому

    Every time I watch him I notice more

  • @criticalbil1
    @criticalbil1 4 роки тому +13

    Look, I love Alan Partridge, but I have to ask: at what point did Lynn manage to draw on the guy's back?? :D

    • @antonywithnoh2923
      @antonywithnoh2923 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, that's a question I've been trying to ignore for the past who knows how many years lol. My wife just asked the same thing. The answer is..........she did it in a deleted clip? Just kidding, I don't know. There is no answer to this question. Or maybe there is? I just don't know it.

    • @KobraVR
      @KobraVR 3 роки тому

      Yeah when??? I didn't get that whole sketch at the end because of it 😕

    • @benmatheson1189
      @benmatheson1189 3 роки тому +1

      Lynn did it with a long marker pen

    • @paulwoodford1984
      @paulwoodford1984 Рік тому +1

      i think lynn must have done it while at the school. It’s the only thing that makes it plausible.

    • @_ATW_
      @_ATW_ 11 місяців тому

      She did it at the school I think. I agree with the other comment - it's not plausible any other way if we're to be realistic.

  • @daleunwin4742
    @daleunwin4742 6 років тому +7

    Michael gave Steve Coogan his first break. Fact

    • @andym28
      @andym28 6 років тому +2

      Dale Unwin Kit Kat?

  • @DJFREDHEAD2010
    @DJFREDHEAD2010 5 років тому +3

    AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH hahahaha

  • @samlasley798
    @samlasley798 7 днів тому

    Why is there a “no windsocks” sign behind Michael lol

  • @charliegeorge.
    @charliegeorge. Рік тому +1

    And if I squeeze it!!..

  • @ONLY1RICKYHATTAN
    @ONLY1RICKYHATTAN 5 років тому +3

    Chicken Stock

  • @abidabdelaziz9936
    @abidabdelaziz9936 6 років тому

    Im here because of CodeWars, and glad I am! hahahaha

  • @rtfury6503
    @rtfury6503 4 місяці тому +1

    A Cheque for £230

  • @musography6958
    @musography6958 2 роки тому

    There's a bit of Saxondale in that classroom scene ;)

  • @jj9749
    @jj9749 5 років тому

    that is a magic microwave

  • @LuisCarruthers
    @LuisCarruthers 3 роки тому +1

    1:46 Not sure you'd see that flag in the background on today's BBC.

  • @nathanwilliams9695
    @nathanwilliams9695 Рік тому +1

    Lynx Dipping