Hi Team Coco, I can't listen to siriusxm in Europe, please can you post the rest of the talk with Jordan on UA-cam or your podcast channel. Conan and Jordan are pure gold!
It's probably best to explain Jordan's job by an actual example. Robert Smigel has a very good detailed account of what Jordan had to do to make the very first Triumph Insult Comic Dog clip happen in the Westminster dog show. It involve a lot of background logistic work, including sneaking the camera crew and equipment past the security. It's definitely a real job.
if you see how Sona squirms when Jeff Goldblum brings up Jordan, I get the sense some of Conan's staff have put the kabash on including Jordan more, or in any new way. If they had a travel show, something together, I would watch all the time. And I rarely watch the comedy host shows (kimmel, fallon, etc). I think the real genius is Jordan in knowing how to play opposite Conan.
FYI Jordan is a really sweet and thoughtful guy in real life. He used to come into my restaurant a lot, and at one point he gave me and a friend tickets to see the show, plus gave us a whole backstage tour and took a photo for us sitting at Conan's desk on stage. Really turned it into a once-in-a-lifetime experience for us! And he somehow found the time to send us an annual handwritten holiday card, too. I like to imagine that his day to day job is giving that extra level of thoughtfulness and care to everyone that comes through, whether they're big celebrities, guests, or employees, like an executive level maitre d'. And by the way, he does smile and laugh more in person, when he's not being actively ridiculed by Conan, lol.
@@henninglarsson6979 Yeah he did! Not that he asked for our personal info or anything like that. For at least a couple years, he sent cards to the restaurant addressed to me and the other staff he met there regularly, on official "Team Coco" holiday cards.
When I was in the Marines I had a 1Sgt like Conan whenever I had to input Data into the system on a computer he would walk in and be like "What the hell are you watching? Why does your hair look like a mushroom?!" Everyone else he just kinda ignored but always had a special interest in what I was doing like he had no idea wtf was going on lol.
@@MISNM0 True, but it really gets interesting if his fascination with you causes him to take off and put on his glasses more than five times in five minutes.
ahhh..I'd absolutely adore if Jordan and Goldblum got together and just talked on camera. Jeff Goldblum is so nice and affirming.. I imagine Jordan would really let his guard down with him!
Always amazed me how precise every aspect of his life is about his health, diet, clothing, body grooming, etc , and his office was like a hoarder bedroom.
Well, that's because despite everything Conan says here, Jordan Schlansky is not a real person but a character from Conan's show, loosely based on the real person.
While he does play up his personality a bit, this type of contradiction is seen in many real life people as well..Some parts of them are absolutely meticulous while others are completely ignored..I guess at a deeper level it tells something about priorities
@@ronnies379peterbiltexperie2 There was a writers guild strike so Conan had to improvise, what came out of it are the office episodes including the ones with Jordan
Seemed those writer goes on strike every couple of years, and as a results we always get something positive, and no one really misses them! Remind me, why are they striking for?
@@androgynousmaggot9389 To be fair the last writers strike (Not the one from last summer) is the reason there is so many reality shows on television now and why Donald Trump became so relevant and dangerous so it isn’t all positive when they strike
The best part of their relationship is Conan is completely impervious to all of the nonsense that comes out of Jordan’s mouth and Jordan doesn’t care about being laughed at by Conan. They’re both able to deflect each other perfectly without the other getting seriously offended. Its like they're playing social Tennis. Everyone needs someone like that in their lives. Someone who you can say exactly what you feel to them without need for justification or an expectation of judgement. Someone who you can laugh at in Italy.
I think he does. People like Jordan want others to believe they don’t care, but they hate being challenged, and they have people who see past the mask of arrogance they wear. Behind the disagreeable, narcissistic attitude is insecurity
Idk. I dont think it would be as good as you think. Jordan is like an absinthe that can only be consumed in small amounts otherwise its poison and toxic.
I have the impression that Sona doesn't like him very much. She's hardly present every time Jordan appears and when she is she makes annoyed - disgusted expressions. Plus, she never ever talks about him, being both workmates for a long time and all.
Letterman also did it, and I wonder if other hosts have done it in the past. But if you start out having bits with paid actors who appear just to say a line or two, or just stand in a costume and wave... it seems like a natural evolution to have an intern or staffer do that short bit instead of having to cast and hire an actor. Especially if you want to do bits with a plant in the audience, its a little more obvious if the plant is an actor whos done the show a bunch of times, but if the plant is a random staffer or intern, then its a little less obvious. Then before you know it, these random staffers are suddenly part of the segment actors stable. And the next thing you know they are sitting in a car with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube. The real genius step that Conan took I think was bringing the cameras behind the scenes on the writers and staffers, and just making the real everyday office intrigues part of the show. Who stole Sona's mug? Who's been eating all the free cake? Featuring specific staffers like Jordan and effects guy Bill Tull comes so natually out of all of that. And then he took it even a step further and they created a podcast where they talk about the nuts and bolts of how the show is made. And its incredibly fascinating to hear from all of these people who we know either their work, or we may have seen them in one of those office remotes. And then Conan continues the tradition by dragging Sona and Matt into his podcast. Overall I think it shows that Conan has a keen ear for what is funny, trusts his staff to also have that ear, and isnt bothered by letting someone else be funny on camera... even if they arent someone who wanted the limelight.
I like how Conan’s most viewed video in the past couple of months is the one with Jordan Schlansky. This goes to show how much we want to see Jordan more
@@danielsarmiento1591 a joke is really good if you have to explain it.... the joke is that it feels like the 90s was only 10 years ago but it was very long ago now, and we are all old (those born in the 70/80s)
@@douglemmikey1082 their dynamic definitely reminds me of Ricky and Karl and to this day, I will still throw on one of the old XFM shows to listen to when I'm bored
I was in Quebec City when I saw Jordan at a cafe eating crepes and walked up to him after he finished paying to see if he was who he was and if I could have a picture! He was so nice and friendly and it was definitely a highlight of my life!!!
It's gonna sound crazy but a few years ago I met a guy at work and we used to just say hi and bye to each other every day, as you do with a regular colleague, and that was it. Then one day for some reason I mentioned Conan and Jordan to him, as small talk. The fact that he knew who they were and that he started quoting them blew my mind because at that point in my life I had never met anyone in person who knew who these guys were. That was the day I met my best friend, my little brother, and if it weren't for Conan and specifically Jordan, we would have stayed just work friends. Thank you so much guys :)
Still can't get my head around if he is just a character made up for showbiz or if he is actually, Actually, like this. After all these years. Phenomenal.
He is playing a hyper exaggerated version of himself. He probably has similar tendencies and likes, but does not act to such a standoffish extreme. It's why it seems almost real
@@alexmangorove It’s probably because he is like that with the people he’s comfortable with. I somehow relate to him, so I’m sure he is not behaving like that towards the random people.
@@alexmangorove What bothers me is sometimes people assume that they would have the same dynamics, but that won’t be the case. So I disapprove the people who act like Conan towards him. He mostly plays along because he is aware of the situation and those things are on the camera.
I dunno about being unstoppable but there is a lot of tension for no good reason Conan is kind of giving him a hard time which maybe puts Jordan on defensive, but he's not entirely giving him a hard time and he's not entirely off.
OMG his first answer had me burst out laughing, immediately, setting the tone for their relationship forever...their chemistry is off the charts...he's gotta be a recurring guest somehow!
Hear me out: "An Associate Producer Abroad". Pay the licensing to Gervais if you have to. I would like to see no one more than JS trotting the globe, visiting major historical sites and cities and cultures, and being put into ridiculous travel circumstances that he has to wind his way out of. JS would jump at the chance I think because he would believe he could always outsmart Conan, Conan meanwhile is working to make life unbearable for Jordan as his trips continue on. Cat and mouse style.
This sounds accurate. Can't imagine trying to have a human conversation with someone that looks like they're thinking about killing you every time you talk to them.
His job is probably a bunch of mash up jobs. Probably a bit of technical, a bit of design, knows a little bit about showbiz and a little bit of admin and management. So, in essence, an unspecialized job to make sure day to day operations remain smooth
How much i love Schlansky clips cannot be measured...just him looking into the distance while everyone was talking about him, saying things like "strange man" and him barely nodding, made my day
I've seen him laugh and break character on some of Conan's episodes from time past. I'm not so sure he's isn't at least 10% faking his persona to get a laugh. I worked with a person like this who adored me , but they got under my skin like no tomorrow. I was the ONLY person this person in the workplace liked and it was I also the only person in which she seemed to respect. I had my own Jordan and it was kind of awesome but she said things that would make even the strongest men cower in fear.
@@TheAgentAssassin He is definitely leaning into it, but "breaking the character" part could happen to anyone in a comedic situation.. specially with somebody who's a comedy genius like Conan is😄 I'm surprised that Jordan can keep straight face most of the times
I love how Conan can't get over people's interest in Jordan. Every single time his name is mentioned, he talks about how people all around the world ask him about Jordan.
Conan loves to make people laugh. I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to work for decades to improve and master your craft, yet have random people not even give you credit for your decades of making millions of people laugh, and skip right to some guy that just rode life on easy mode on your coattails. But let's give credit to Conan. If he was as insecure as he says he is, he never would have let Jordan become popular.
I was two months pregnant with terrible morning sickness and the clips of Jordan and Conan were the best medicine. Especially with the biscotti, I couldn't stop laughing.
I love that the moment Jordan begins to speak in full sentences you immediately realize that he's barely putting on an act. The biggest surprise is him smiling.
These two guys need to restart Conans travel show, go around the globe, discover, observe and comment on various nations and cultures and to make the world a better place
Never clicked on a video so fast in my life. While most of the podcasts can be enjoyed through the audio in order to fully experience Jordan and Conan's interaction you must see it.
I love the chemistry between Conan and Jordan. Both of them are able to make fun of each other and countering their choice of words in their conversation. Hope to see more of Jordan on the podcast in the future.
I think he did say it once in the last episode of Conan, according to people in the audience. It wasn't very interesting and could probably be done in an hour per day. The rest of his time was probably spent planning trips to Italy.
Conan is one of those people that I am so happy we’re alive in the same time period because he’s a goddamn American treasure and it’s been such a privilege to have him (and Jordan, I guess) make me laugh regularly for decades! Thank you for your service to joy for the world, Conan O’Brian. I salute you 🫡❤
You think Sona and Gourley have a great comical chemistry with Conan and then Jordan Schlansky casually swings by just for 5 minutes, which is not even remotely his better appearences, and it's just on another level. What a legend
This absolutely had me in tears laughing, from the second Jordan responded. OMG you two are funny together. Absolute comedic treasure trove. Please never stop. PLEEEEASE!!!
There is a remote of the dinner they had in Japan or Korea, not sure which now. But somebody posted the whole thing instead of just what aired and it is basically that lol.
Jordan performed a variety tasks in order to ensure the survival and longevity of the Conan O’Brien show. The manner in which he performed these tasks were not important, but a favorable outcome was indeed reached which can be backed by the positive feedback and high ratings of said show.
"I thought that was kind of immoral, you know, in a way, to take advantage of someone with your limitations and exploit you" followed by Jordan closing his eyes trying not to laugh gets me every time.
There hasn’t been over 1 million views on a single video in the last 4 months worth of content Conan has brought us. GOTTA LOVE SCHLANKSY! Love them both😂
@@AquamarinaPearl I'm sure Conan has repeatedly asked Jordan if he's fine with the teasing: "You're a humorous person, and you make people laugh. Sometimes, that means calling me names or mocking my hobbies. I don't enjoy it, but I also wouldn't say I'm offended by it, either. You should not be asking if I'm okay with it; you should be asking yourself why you are okay with it?" *Conan starts laughing uncomfortably* "But if you need to insult me in order to entertain yourself and others, then so be it."
The bit where Jordan hounds Harrison Ford with Star Wars trivia, then wants Harrison to see his Lego Millennium Falcon he spent countless hours on, only for Harrison to fumble the Falcon in his hands and have it disintegrate to a million pieces…then the look on Jordan’s face…is absolutely hilarious!!! Jordan is a legend!
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It seems to me that it's US only. Conan is a worldwide phenom, we demand more across the globe :D
Channel 106? Well, I guess I'll listen anyway.
Is there a way to watch full podcasts or is it listen only and clips from UA-cam?
Can I listen to ur radio from China
Hi Team Coco,
I can't listen to siriusxm in Europe, please can you post the rest of the talk with Jordan on UA-cam or your podcast channel. Conan and Jordan are pure gold!
Jordan answering this like he's testifying in front of Congress is 10 out of 10.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I will never have enough of this
This is the perfect way to describe it 🤣
Jordan Schlansky: The most infamous associate producer in showbiz history with various duties, numerous titles and a multitude of responsibilities!!
And to add, he is also a deeply emotional man.
also a fake Italian.
I would like to finally know how he prepares his body in various ways.
And finally; absolutely _no bodyhair_
It's probably best to explain Jordan's job by an actual example. Robert Smigel has a very good detailed account of what Jordan had to do to make the very first Triumph Insult Comic Dog clip happen in the Westminster dog show. It involve a lot of background logistic work, including sneaking the camera crew and equipment past the security. It's definitely a real job.
Jordan Schlansky has made an entire career out of deflection. He never skips a beat. It's masterful to watch.
he woulda made way more as a lawyer, we all owe him a debt of gratitude
"those who need to know.. know" - Jordan Schlansky
if you see how Sona squirms when Jeff Goldblum brings up Jordan, I get the sense some of Conan's staff have put the kabash on including Jordan more, or in any new way. If they had a travel show, something together, I would watch all the time. And I rarely watch the comedy host shows (kimmel, fallon, etc). I think the real genius is Jordan in knowing how to play opposite Conan.
He’s magnificent 😂
@@JohnFilson-ht8ikvarious people know
FYI Jordan is a really sweet and thoughtful guy in real life. He used to come into my restaurant a lot, and at one point he gave me and a friend tickets to see the show, plus gave us a whole backstage tour and took a photo for us sitting at Conan's desk on stage. Really turned it into a once-in-a-lifetime experience for us! And he somehow found the time to send us an annual handwritten holiday card, too. I like to imagine that his day to day job is giving that extra level of thoughtfulness and care to everyone that comes through, whether they're big celebrities, guests, or employees, like an executive level maitre d'. And by the way, he does smile and laugh more in person, when he's not being actively ridiculed by Conan, lol.
Wait what, Jordan sent you holiday cards annually??
What a guy
Thanks for sharing this story.
@@henninglarsson6979 Yeah he did! Not that he asked for our personal info or anything like that. For at least a couple years, he sent cards to the restaurant addressed to me and the other staff he met there regularly, on official "Team Coco" holiday cards.
Nice try Jordan.
There was something epic about this. Like a villain from Season 1 showing up in Season 7 after everyone thought he was dead.
and the villain is even stronger than ever!
What would make you think he is still alive. Maybe he is the first autonomous AI and can't answer questions outside his programming.
@@MrManueleh perhaps he was never alive. Any grown man with a bill whip has to be dead inside.
I always thought he was just sad or morose but he is mean too? Love it either way
Not even a professional hitman could assassinate him. Conan knows, he "hired that guy to kill him".
I could watch these two bicker for 18 hours straight. Their chemistry is just the weirdest, most enjoyable hilarious thing.
When I was in the Marines I had a 1Sgt like Conan whenever I had to input Data into the system on a computer he would walk in and be like "What the hell are you watching? Why does your hair look like a mushroom?!" Everyone else he just kinda ignored but always had a special interest in what I was doing like he had no idea wtf was going on lol.
What are you doing for the other six?
Oddly specific.
but not 19 hours, that would be weird
gotta get those 6 hours in
The fact that Jeff Goldblum has admitted that he binged watched Jordan's videos and asked Conan about him solidifies that Schlansky is a true legend.
There really is no higher honor than being fascinating to Jeff Goldblum. Except for being Conan's associate producer apparently.
@@MISNM0 😂😂😂
@@MISNM0 True, but it really gets interesting if his fascination with you causes him to take off and put on his glasses more than five times in five minutes.
ahhh..I'd absolutely adore if Jordan and Goldblum got together and just talked on camera. Jeff Goldblum is so nice and affirming.. I imagine Jordan would really let his guard down with him!
who is jeff goldblum?
Always amazed me how precise every aspect of his life is about his health, diet, clothing, body grooming, etc , and his office was like a hoarder bedroom.
Well, that's because despite everything Conan says here, Jordan Schlansky is not a real person but a character from Conan's show, loosely based on the real person.
@@joachimb5721 - He's just an exaggerated version of himself
it's called autism spectrum disorder
While he does play up his personality a bit, this type of contradiction is seen in many real life people as well..Some parts of them are absolutely meticulous while others are completely ignored..I guess at a deeper level it tells something about priorities
Don't forget the exact amount of water he drinks.
The writers strike was one of the best things to every happen to Conan. Genius thrives in desperation
What happen?
@@ronnies379peterbiltexperie2 There was a writers guild strike so Conan had to improvise, what came out of it are the office episodes including the ones with Jordan
Seemed those writer goes on strike every couple of years, and as a results we always get something positive, and no one really misses them! Remind me, why are they striking for?
@@androgynousmaggot9389 To get paid fairly...wtf
@@androgynousmaggot9389 To be fair the last writers strike (Not the one from last summer) is the reason there is so many reality shows on television now and why Donald Trump became so relevant and dangerous so it isn’t all positive when they strike
The most important figure in television history
yeah, and this Conan O'Brien guy is alright too i guess
@@Jpuclin yeah... that guy is funny
I concur!
Absolutely
If there was a fan club or meet and greets, I'm there.
"One of my responsibilities was NOT to explain to YOU what I do". What a great non-answer lmao
You = his own boss 😂😂😂
He's a nonworker! He's just a general non all around. 😅
And you say that to your boss is a bold move to make 😂
Which is made even funnier when he later contradicts himself by saying "Im indifferent, Im here to answer the questions you ask me"
The best part of their relationship is Conan is completely impervious to all of the nonsense that comes out of Jordan’s mouth and Jordan doesn’t care about being laughed at by Conan. They’re both able to deflect each other perfectly without the other getting seriously offended. Its like they're playing social Tennis. Everyone needs someone like that in their lives. Someone who you can say exactly what you feel to them without need for justification or an expectation of judgement. Someone who you can laugh at in Italy.
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
I’m so glad I have friends like that lol
I want a dynamic like that
I think he does. People like Jordan want others to believe they don’t care, but they hate being challenged, and they have people who see past the mask of arrogance they wear. Behind the disagreeable, narcissistic attitude is insecurity
Dude..that has to be one of the smartest comparaison.. @@canonkingsley6569
Can we get a full podcast episode with Jordan as the guest alongside Matt and Sona, I would love to see how he interacts with others?
Idk. I dont think it would be as good as you think. Jordan is like an absinthe that can only be consumed in small amounts otherwise its poison and toxic.
He’s been on the Inside Conan pod, there’s clips on youtube
I want this every single day. 😂😂😂😂
I have the impression that Sona doesn't like him very much. She's hardly present every time Jordan appears and when she is she makes annoyed - disgusted expressions. Plus, she never ever talks about him, being both workmates for a long time and all.
Sona would probably end up in a hospital because of all the laughing
You know you are good when it is entertaining enough for your audience to talk to your own staff
Letterman also did it, and I wonder if other hosts have done it in the past. But if you start out having bits with paid actors who appear just to say a line or two, or just stand in a costume and wave... it seems like a natural evolution to have an intern or staffer do that short bit instead of having to cast and hire an actor. Especially if you want to do bits with a plant in the audience, its a little more obvious if the plant is an actor whos done the show a bunch of times, but if the plant is a random staffer or intern, then its a little less obvious. Then before you know it, these random staffers are suddenly part of the segment actors stable. And the next thing you know they are sitting in a car with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube. The real genius step that Conan took I think was bringing the cameras behind the scenes on the writers and staffers, and just making the real everyday office intrigues part of the show. Who stole Sona's mug? Who's been eating all the free cake? Featuring specific staffers like Jordan and effects guy Bill Tull comes so natually out of all of that. And then he took it even a step further and they created a podcast where they talk about the nuts and bolts of how the show is made. And its incredibly fascinating to hear from all of these people who we know either their work, or we may have seen them in one of those office remotes. And then Conan continues the tradition by dragging Sona and Matt into his podcast. Overall I think it shows that Conan has a keen ear for what is funny, trusts his staff to also have that ear, and isnt bothered by letting someone else be funny on camera... even if they arent someone who wanted the limelight.
Basically what the Howard stern show did
@@patreekotime4578 dude no one’s reading all that
@@iGaveLiaHIV It's probably Jordan with a fake id
@@iGaveLiaHIV 😅😅, why did u do that to Lia ? 😮😮😊😊😊
I love that they're talking about him in detail and he's there, just sitting silently
"You have to tell me. That's not my responsibility."
Perfect right out of the gate.
I appreciate that Jordan prepared his body in various ways before attending this interview with Conan.
I like how Conan’s most viewed video in the past couple of months is the one with Jordan Schlansky. This goes to show how much we want to see Jordan more
I can’t believe Jordan has been irritating Conan for as long as I’ve been alive. Good job Jordan.
but 1994 was only 10 years ago..... oh no, i'm old
@@emu_warrior 10 years?
@@emu_warrior 😂
@@danielsarmiento1591 a joke is really good if you have to explain it.... the joke is that it feels like the 90s was only 10 years ago but it was very long ago now, and we are all old (those born in the 70/80s)
I was born in 2003 so... completely relatable XDDD
Arguably the funniest unexpected duo on the internet of all time. How can you not laugh when they interact
I'll take Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington as my #1. But these guys are decent second.
@@douglemmikey1082 100%. And Stephen is the icing on the cake of that duo.
@@douglemmikey1082 their dynamic definitely reminds me of Ricky and Karl and to this day, I will still throw on one of the old XFM shows to listen to when I'm bored
I was in Quebec City when I saw Jordan at a cafe eating crepes and walked up to him after he finished paying to see if he was who he was and if I could have a picture! He was so nice and friendly and it was definitely a highlight of my life!!!
They must have had his setting on “friendly to humans”
@@Tonyhouse1168😂😂😂
@@Tonyhouse1168that sounds like something conan qould say 😂😂😂😂
Jordan mastered human friendliness in various ways.
hey I really have to know, please reply if you can, DID HE SMILE?
It's gonna sound crazy but a few years ago I met a guy at work and we used to just say hi and bye to each other every day, as you do with a regular colleague, and that was it. Then one day for some reason I mentioned Conan and Jordan to him, as small talk. The fact that he knew who they were and that he started quoting them blew my mind because at that point in my life I had never met anyone in person who knew who these guys were. That was the day I met my best friend, my little brother, and if it weren't for Conan and specifically Jordan, we would have stayed just work friends. Thank you so much guys :)
wow, crazy that he turned out to be your brother, huh?
I was expecting to read best friend, brother and husband but good for you
I am a simple youtube watcher. I see Jordan Scelansky. I ready my body in various ways 😂
😂😂😂😂😂good one!!
Who's that?
I see what you did there!
who?
Various lotions and creams
Still can't get my head around if he is just a character made up for showbiz or if he is actually, Actually, like this. After all these years.
Phenomenal.
He is playing a hyper exaggerated version of himself. He probably has similar tendencies and likes, but does not act to such a standoffish extreme. It's why it seems almost real
The most phenomenal is that they tell you over and over that he really is just like that, and people still can't believe.
@@alexmangorove It’s probably because he is like that with the people he’s comfortable with. I somehow relate to him, so I’m sure he is not behaving like that towards the random people.
@@alexmangorove What bothers me is sometimes people assume that they would have the same dynamics, but that won’t be the case. So I disapprove the people who act like Conan towards him. He mostly plays along because he is aware of the situation and those things are on the camera.
@@alexmangorove Dude, that is part of the joke.
Finally, we get a real celebrity on the podcast.
😂 yep
not even a minute in I'm already laughing. these two are unstoppable
For real, bwahahahaha!!!! 😂😂
I dunno about being unstoppable but there is a lot of tension for no good reason
Conan is kind of giving him a hard time which maybe puts Jordan on defensive, but he's not entirely giving him a hard time and he's not entirely off.
fr 1 minute in and I am literally laughing my ass off. I've missed this duo
That short "Hi" had me laughing ;D
The sas! "I didn't realize I was functioning as an audio engineer" 🤣
Conan needs to make Jordan a co-host. Their relationship is pretty dynamic - i.e. like an old married couple.
Conan, Sona, Matt AND Jordan?
What a beautiful, chaotic nightmare that would be.
It works in small doses....I wouldn't want to see/hear it all the time
It might be too powerful tbh. Like it would overwhelm the topics at hand or their guests
I think they would kill each other. That’s why the dosage is limited.
Would definitely get more viewers than Conan and Sonia
OMG his first answer had me burst out laughing, immediately, setting the tone for their relationship forever...their chemistry is off the charts...he's gotta be a recurring guest somehow!
l put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
these two are way more interesting than most celebrities. the matt sona conan trio is also really fun to just listen to
"Are you close enough to the microphone?"
"You have to tell me, this is not my responsibility"
Yup, that's the Jordan we all know and love
Right out of the gate 😂🍀
You would think out of all the various tasks and responsibilities he has...
For real, this guy is one of my favorite comedians. He's so good at this
I love how Jordan is so detailed and breaks everything down and can go on forever with his responses so funny 😂
This was awesome. We NEED a yearly Conan and Schlansky Special!
Make that a monthly special. :)
I agree. Hire Schansky, fire Matt.
Hear me out: "An Associate Producer Abroad". Pay the licensing to Gervais if you have to. I would like to see no one more than JS trotting the globe, visiting major historical sites and cities and cultures, and being put into ridiculous travel circumstances that he has to wind his way out of. JS would jump at the chance I think because he would believe he could always outsmart Conan, Conan meanwhile is working to make life unbearable for Jordan as his trips continue on. Cat and mouse style.
Monthly
Weekly
Jordan is a style icon with various styles and an assortment of accessories
The bullwhip was, the funniest.
I interned at LNCOB in 1999… none of us interns had any idea what Jordan did and all of us were chilled by his presence.
he had various duties and responsibilities
So he did show up at work. That's something.
This sounds accurate. Can't imagine trying to have a human conversation with someone that looks like they're thinking about killing you every time you talk to them.
@@yooein at 12:30
His job is probably a bunch of mash up jobs. Probably a bit of technical, a bit of design, knows a little bit about showbiz and a little bit of admin and management. So, in essence, an unspecialized job to make sure day to day operations remain smooth
it's FINALLY HAPPENING people!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOY to the world- I didn't know how happy this would make me
Why is there no full version of this podcast? It’s a crime to have any less than 8 hours of Jordan!
@@ryangovender7032 How is it called?
@@marcel3879 Jordan Schlansky Needs a Friend... or something.
@@ryangovender7032 i can’t find his episode on Spotify. May i ask if it’s a full episode of him or a segment? I can’t find his name in the title.
I'm looking for the full version too. Did you find it?
This is from the radio show.
How much i love Schlansky clips cannot be measured...just him looking into the distance while everyone was talking about him, saying things like "strange man" and him barely nodding, made my day
I like how out of all the videos that conan has made so far for the podcast this one gets the most views
The realest unreal unintentional comedian who's more indifferent than anybody😂
America's Karl Pilkington?
I've seen him laugh and break character on some of Conan's episodes from time past. I'm not so sure he's isn't at least 10% faking his persona to get a laugh.
I worked with a person like this who adored me , but they got under my skin like no tomorrow. I was the ONLY person this person in the workplace liked and it was I also the only person in which she seemed to respect.
I had my own Jordan and it was kind of awesome but she said things that would make even the strongest men cower in fear.
@@TheAgentAssassin He is definitely leaning into it, but "breaking the character" part could happen to anyone in a comedic situation.. specially with somebody who's a comedy genius like Conan is😄 I'm surprised that Jordan can keep straight face most of the times
@Un árbol A multitude of various things.
@@RedeemingTheUneven2 I was looking for someone to say this. KP is definitely the OG. KP looks after me
Jordan Schlansky glaring at the end - he being the one guy not laughing - is the most Jordan Schlansky thing in this video.
"you are being an incredible prick already" made me laugh harder than I have in MONTHS. God Conan is the best.
I love how Conan can't get over people's interest in Jordan. Every single time his name is mentioned, he talks about how people all around the world ask him about Jordan.
Conan loves to make people laugh. I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to work for decades to improve and master your craft, yet have random people not even give you credit for your decades of making millions of people laugh, and skip right to some guy that just rode life on easy mode on your coattails. But let's give credit to Conan. If he was as insecure as he says he is, he never would have let Jordan become popular.
The irony of Conan asking for a succinct answer from Jordan and then Conan talking for 5 minutes haha. Would love to watch the rest of this
Their trip to Italy was absolutely hilarious.
I barely survive from laughing too hard watching that series lolll
"Prego Prego rastafariann"
I was two months pregnant with terrible morning sickness and the clips of Jordan and Conan were the best medicine. Especially with the biscotti, I couldn't stop laughing.
Biscotto (if you only had one)
@@curlykutie Jordan would be proud 😂
@@curlykutiedang, beat me to it 😅
I have a public playlist of ALL Jordan Schlansky clips in chronological order (75 videos in total including this one) on my channel :)
How are you and your lil baby 🙏❤
Jordan is a once in a lifetime human being. We and the planet are all the better that he is here with us. Conan protect him forever at all costs.
YES !!!!!! it finally happened. the return of Jordan schalnsky. this is a dream come true. thank you for doing this Conan, please do this more often.
Even after all these years Jordan knows just how to push Conan’s buttons in all the right ways 😂
Brilliant 😂😂
To be fair, Jordan has a point at the end about Conan having the responsibility to know what his employees did 😂😂
I suppose, the only one actually didn't do anything (but enchanted Conan and everyone else with her presence) was Sona.
@@thewaldfe9763 that's true! I think it's 'coz Sona was honest about it 😂😂
I love that the moment Jordan begins to speak in full sentences you immediately realize that he's barely putting on an act. The biggest surprise is him smiling.
It’s surely played up a little for the camera but it’s wild to see how he’s like his on screen self lol
The man, the myth, the legend.
Matt Gourley
2:40 It's the slow blink Jordan gives after Conan says "to take advantage of someone with your limitations and exploit you". 😂
Thank you for pointing this out! So funny!
These two guys need to restart Conans travel show, go around the globe, discover, observe and comment on various nations and cultures and to make the world a better place
Bro the dynamics and the chemistry are unmatched between these two
I really appreciate the Conan-Schlansky dynamic. Thank you for putting it to film!
Never clicked on a video so fast in my life. While most of the podcasts can be enjoyed through the audio in order to fully experience Jordan and Conan's interaction you must see it.
I love the chemistry between Conan and Jordan. Both of them are able to make fun of each other and countering their choice of words in their conversation. Hope to see more of Jordan on the podcast in the future.
“What a cloud of nonsense.”
I will now use this line in my daily life.
Please please please make him a weekly feature check in!!! Crafts with Jordan, Cooking with Jordan, Italian with Jordan etc!!!
Conan’s nuclear sub metaphor was genius, and Jordan’s response was high art.
I had to stop listening and wait for my husband to come home from his submarine to confirm his accuracy 6:11 he was right.
It's basically what all the politicians do 😅
So glad to see Jordan on the show! 1 of the greatest unintentional comedy duos!
He prepared his body in various ways getting ready for this interview.
😂😂😂😂
Only Jordan can make me laugh just by saying "Hi" 😂
He does have a true gift
Love the chemistry and banter between these two, always a pleasure.
I genuinely thought for a moment that finally, he is going to reveal what his responsibilities were as an associate producer.
I think he did say it once in the last episode of Conan, according to people in the audience. It wasn't very interesting and could probably be done in an hour per day. The rest of his time was probably spent planning trips to Italy.
Same 😭
If he had then something probably would've made sure that we wouldn't get to hear it. Maybe the audio would've failed
Jordan is a blessing to us all, in various ways!
These 2 together will always bring a smile to my face.
Right off the bat, Jordan: "You have to tell me, that's not my responsibility." 😂
Finally, this is what everyone wants. When is the Netflix show coming out? “Conan and Jordan around the world”
"Conan and Jordan prepare the world in various ways"
Conan is one of those people that I am so happy we’re alive in the same time period because he’s a goddamn American treasure and it’s been such a privilege to have him (and Jordan, I guess) make me laugh regularly for decades! Thank you for your service to joy for the world, Conan O’Brian. I salute you 🫡❤
The pain of never seeing Norm on the podcast, it does bring me joy that the man who clearly owns a doghouse made it.
Jesus....these terrible Norm call backs that have been done to death and now actually destroyed Norms jokes are cringe af.
@@avidadolares you're an acid-tongued arab
We'll just have to treasure our time with Norm in the past. But damn that that wouldve been fun
It's sad that Conan was never on Norm's podcast either. would have been epic
@@avidadolares It keeps his legacy alive.
You think Sona and Gourley have a great comical chemistry with Conan and then Jordan Schlansky casually swings by just for 5 minutes, which is not even remotely his better appearences, and it's just on another level. What a legend
They tread a fine line between raising their blood pressure to new highs and comedy gold. It's immense talent and discipline on their part. Bravo.
His sarcasm really kicks and bites. I love Jordan S.
Finally! I waited for him to come on the podcast for so long😂
One of the very few people who can get genuine laughter out of conan. When he laughs for real it's a quiet belly laugh
We need Coco back on TV. With this "associate producer"..man.. never knew how much I missed this "duel"
Conan and Jordan is the gift that keeps on giving.
The podcasting event of the century
Conan roasting Jordan to his face will never not be hilarious
I can never get enough of this natural harmonic dynamic here. It's perfection. MORE JORDAN!!!!
This absolutely had me in tears laughing, from the second Jordan responded. OMG you two are funny together. Absolute comedic treasure trove. Please never stop. PLEEEEASE!!!
“An arrogant and unhuman tone” 😂 perfectly describes Jordan. I love when he’s on screen
Jordan has an incredible poker face while his colleagues are talking about him 😂
I love Jordan's passion and depth of knowledge in his interests and hope to hear more from him!
I want to see Jordan and Conan argue for a full hour. That would make me so happy.
There is a remote of the dinner they had in Japan or Korea, not sure which now. But somebody posted the whole thing instead of just what aired and it is basically that lol.
Jordan performed a variety tasks in order to ensure the survival and longevity of the Conan O’Brien show. The manner in which he performed these tasks were not important, but a favorable outcome was indeed reached which can be backed by the positive feedback and high ratings of said show.
Within 4 seconds of conversation this is already gold 0:37 Please never stop this
I would watch any number of seasons with both of these together in a traveling series.
Haha the first, "I didnt know I was an audio engineer" XD
"I thought that was kind of immoral, you know, in a way, to take advantage of someone with your limitations and exploit you" followed by Jordan closing his eyes trying not to laugh gets me every time.
That's not what happened but go ahead and imagine whatever you want to imagine Bubba.
I can tell you're lying to your own self by the way. Cause you know very well, that's not what happened.
@@fyfyi6053wtf is ur problem lol
The man, the myth, the enigma. I love these two together it’s so great lol
I love that Jordan Schlansky never tries to be anything other than himself
It’s an act.
@@xploration1437 its not, he has a illness
@@xploration1437 And how would you know?
@@kalleidemation you see him break character in a couple interactions they have. It’s on UA-cam.
@@xploration1437 yeah he laughs and stuff so what? He’s not allowed to ever laugh?
There hasn’t been over 1 million views on a single video in the last 4 months worth of content Conan has brought us. GOTTA LOVE SCHLANKSY! Love them both😂
I love that the animosity between these two is still alive and well all these years later
Can you guys please just start a podcast together? It will rule the world!
Conan kinda doesn't like other's talking over him.
Only if Conan stops berating him all the time it’s not fun to listen to him bickering at Jordan the whole time lol he needs to leave our Jordan alone
@@AquamarinaPearl I'm sure Conan has repeatedly asked Jordan if he's fine with the teasing:
"You're a humorous person, and you make people laugh. Sometimes, that means calling me names or mocking my hobbies. I don't enjoy it, but I also wouldn't say I'm offended by it, either. You should not be asking if I'm okay with it; you should be asking yourself why you are okay with it?"
*Conan starts laughing uncomfortably*
"But if you need to insult me in order to entertain yourself and others, then so be it."
@@jacobshirley3457 is there a video of this exchange? thx
@@smartbart80 I was just making it up, lol.
We need Conan and Jordan as permanent segment on this show at least once a week. Make Jordan Associate Producer Again! #MJAPA 😂
"Do you consider this a full time occupation?" Always gonna love Schlansky.
The bit where Jordan hounds Harrison Ford with Star Wars trivia, then wants Harrison to see his Lego Millennium Falcon he spent countless hours on, only for Harrison to fumble the Falcon in his hands and have it disintegrate to a million pieces…then the look on Jordan’s face…is absolutely hilarious!!! Jordan is a legend!
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Harrison slipped
Thanks for the interview !
I speak for everyone when I say we want to see more travel specials with these two