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  • @LedyE
    @LedyE 2 роки тому +11371

    "females only care about looks"
    "If my wife doesn't look like a supermodel after 3 kids I'm leaving her"

    • @iamwritingrightnow8217
      @iamwritingrightnow8217 2 роки тому +1298

      „Hey bro we should start a podcast where we talk about how awful women are. That will surely get us laid.“

    • @0megaWarrior
      @0megaWarrior 2 роки тому +729

      @@iamwritingrightnow8217 "And rich too! But be careful because then all the women who already want us will want our money too! Because that's all women want is our money!"

    • @carlpanzram2012
      @carlpanzram2012 2 роки тому +241

      Thisis hilarious, but this contradiction makes sense. The "i judge woman critically on how they look" is only a reaction to them thinking that woman judge THEM critically.
      They Dont want to be in the judged group, their view of woman makes them think women only view men as drones to be used for money and sperm. This puts them low in the hierarchy, And as overcompensation THEY adapt a mentality where ITS JUST BETA MALES that get treated like this by women, so THEY need to be ALPHA MALES that treat WOMEN that way.
      I hope you can follow my reasoning.
      Tldr, they think woman are cruel to men, so they are cruel to woman.
      Its the typical behavior of someone who has been hurt or abused. They have become the abusers.
      Its kind of sad in a way, but it's quit typical human behavior.

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 2 роки тому +79

      1:37
      *"I have no mouth and I must scream" some dumb shit."* Lmaooo

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 2 роки тому +161

      @@carlpanzram2012 You hit the nail on the head. They're the ones who'll complain the most about Victim Mentality, when they themselves are the ones espousing it.

  • @joshfish5228
    @joshfish5228 2 роки тому +39094

    A guy gets dumped once when he’s 15 and then his entire personality becomes about money and hating women

    • @thecasual4698
      @thecasual4698 2 роки тому +1438

      And I took that personally.

    • @somethingsomething3996
      @somethingsomething3996 2 роки тому +1747

      Yeah but they usually flip their shit when I accuse a guy of being gay when his entire personality is hating women, its funny to watch them become so defensive

    • @LassetUnsSpielen
      @LassetUnsSpielen 2 роки тому +81

      that year has not treated him well...

    • @zinnia5659
      @zinnia5659 2 роки тому +908

      @@somethingsomething3996 they way they’re so obsessed with women while simultaneously hating them, it’s like .... sounds like you wanna be us? A bit sus if you ask me.

    • @lemmings6516
      @lemmings6516 2 роки тому +59

      But don't worry he'll get over it, they aren't the stronger gender for nothing 😂

  • @cooler5827
    @cooler5827 Рік тому +3148

    3 guys, one braincell.
    The much needed sequel of 2 Girls, one cup.

    • @dominquedestine777
      @dominquedestine777 Рік тому +34

      Underrated comment

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Рік тому +77

      What brain cell

    • @Nname-xk6bv
      @Nname-xk6bv 11 місяців тому

      Whats the difference really,the 2 girls and the 3 guys vomit and shit onto each other mouths on camera,at least the girls were getting paid,whats these goobers excuses.

    • @DE.V.S
      @DE.V.S 10 місяців тому +13

      I hate you for reminding me of that forsaken video.

    • @darealestfarter
      @darealestfarter 9 місяців тому

      The girl has that brain cell these 3 guys don’t have a single brain cell it’s basically like talking to a really bad ai

  • @That_Revenant_Guy
    @That_Revenant_Guy Рік тому +366

    These guys are the embodiment of the phrase: "I have two braincells, and they're both fighting for third place".

  • @thebeast5215
    @thebeast5215 2 роки тому +37967

    "Girls only care about looks"
    At the same time: "I'll leave my wife and children if I think she starts to look ugly"
    Big brain

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz 2 роки тому +475

      The Noam Chomsky of Chads

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 2 роки тому +2214

      that dude probably doesn't understand what Projection means

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 роки тому +667

      Lol any guy that says girls only care about looks are average looking men with shitty personalities. Women will fuck a man that makes them smile and laugh all day.

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 2 роки тому +88

      Is this the same podcast that called women "boxes of vaginas" and fcking other girls is just like them pissing then moving on and it shouldn't be offensive or it's another podcast

    • @crestfire8008
      @crestfire8008 2 роки тому +289

      I had a guy online also say that girls are shallow and only go for looks. But science show that women go for men with higher status and intellect, not looks. I guess it's more comfortable to believe girls aren't attracted to you because of your looks instead of your low intellect and low status

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 2 роки тому +13579

    Dude hears the word "respectful" just once and writes a goddamn incel manifesto.

    • @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799
      @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 2 роки тому +28

      The pot calling the kettle? "An incel manifesto" you are an incel

    • @bigbabado8296
      @bigbabado8296 2 роки тому +584

      @@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 But how though? They said nothing for that conclusion to be reached

    • @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799
      @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 2 роки тому +8

      Penguinz digusts me, his attempt at ruining my reputation wont work well for him

    • @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799
      @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 2 роки тому +6

      Penguinz is decades older then me 🤣🤣 "grandpa"

    • @yetislasagna7487
      @yetislasagna7487 2 роки тому +469

      @@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 how old r u 7? i could tell tbh

  • @left-2-write28
    @left-2-write28 8 місяців тому +216

    I love how optomistic these guys are about "when my wife" or "if my girlfriend" yeah, they're putting the cart before the squid.

    • @AccanWish
      @AccanWish 2 місяці тому +4

      I’m not familiar with that idiom of sorts

    • @skwyd3341
      @skwyd3341 Місяць тому +8

      @@AccanWishthe usual idiom is cart before horse but I think they changed it to squid to indicate that they have no chance instead of just getting ahead of themselves

  • @Jacoobus_Maximus
    @Jacoobus_Maximus 2 роки тому +7520

    These guys have spent their whole lives mastering the art of talking but not saying a single thing

    • @JoeSmith-db4rq
      @JoeSmith-db4rq 2 роки тому +163

      Oh they’re definitely saying something… I just don’t wanna fuckin hear it lmaooo

    • @abiyoyo9831
      @abiyoyo9831 2 роки тому +53

      It’s a good skill to have. They just apply it inappropriately

    • @ESFDragxnFistGamer
      @ESFDragxnFistGamer 2 роки тому +86

      Too much. F bombs and fragmented sentences with no context.

    • @23onmywrissssttt
      @23onmywrissssttt 2 роки тому +6

      The Kyrie Irving school of Communication

    • @shadowssniper5282
      @shadowssniper5282 2 роки тому +13

      I think you got those flipped buddy. They mastered the art of saying a lot of things but never actually talking. I just realized that you might have meant the same thing because talking and saying are synonyms but whatever. I spent thirty seconds writing this so I’m going to post it.

  • @eyesofthecervino3366
    @eyesofthecervino3366 2 роки тому +5344

    "Women cheat more than men. This is because I, a man, am so loyal I would give my wife, the mother of my children, one (1) warning to stay hot and thin before I ditched her."

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 2 роки тому +51

      funny cuz it's true they do

    • @naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947
      @naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947 2 роки тому +4

      seethe

    • @alejandraayala8815
      @alejandraayala8815 2 роки тому +14

      That would also be assuming all the men she cheats with are single, if not then 😬

    • @Tennababy
      @Tennababy 2 роки тому +1

      @@jdmnissan With who?

    • @BloodHavik
      @BloodHavik 2 роки тому +23

      @@jdmnissan Yes women in general....Let's lump them all in a group. You go out into the real world, honey, and you will be able to see those studies are bullshit. Of course there will be some women attracted to that....same with some men. But not women in general. Nice try.

  • @davidbutler1622
    @davidbutler1622 Рік тому +846

    Watching your wife go through pregnancy and giving birth to your child gives you a whole new perspective and respect for her.

    • @getsetgo1239
      @getsetgo1239 8 місяців тому +36

      Respect 🔥🔥

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 7 місяців тому +46

      Based. Not even kidding.

    • @yankeesbeballin
      @yankeesbeballin 7 місяців тому +16

      1000%

    • @teff7
      @teff7 7 місяців тому +53

      I'm way more attracted to my wife now that she's had my 3 kids.

    • @cintaminbunny
      @cintaminbunny 6 місяців тому +25

      He doesn't have respect which is why he got so upset that that's the first thing the lady mentioned.

  • @ghostyboi9186
    @ghostyboi9186 9 місяців тому +156

    you know someone is just an insufferable person when "fuckin'" comes out of their mouth every other word

    • @spidertheo3613
      @spidertheo3613 2 місяці тому +18

      You just insulted all of Scotland XD

    • @sttonep242
      @sttonep242 12 днів тому

      I can’t believe how many grown men act and talk like cringy teenage boys. Just awful.

  • @anthon0360
    @anthon0360 2 роки тому +10502

    What scares me is two things:
    1. These people are allowed to vote.
    2. There are other men who listen to these podcasts, nodding their heads thinking they're listening to the goddamn messiah

    • @mostpassiveuser8904
      @mostpassiveuser8904 2 роки тому +607

      It scares me that I share my humanity with them.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 роки тому +169

      Don't stoop to their level. They'll say "these people are allowed to vote" in reference to people they don't like.

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. 2 роки тому +37

      1. if voting worked it would be illegal for non-corporate citizens.
      2. their message and delivery is trash but its based on truth

    • @anthon0360
      @anthon0360 2 роки тому +394

      @@FractalPrism. based on truth around the type of girls these guys date, but those people are inherently damaged by society to act the way they do, including how these people even see women to begin with. Both sides are to blame for a failed relationship, you can't just point the finger at one person and absolve yourself of all responsibility.
      The way these men even treat relationships is laughable because they view their partner as a commodity, not a human being. And if they actually loved properly, not lusted, they would be preaching a different doctrine

    • @vulifromtokyo1131
      @vulifromtokyo1131 2 роки тому +16

      Theres way worse people that also are allowed to vote idk what ur trying to say with this XD

  • @YoursViChannel
    @YoursViChannel 2 роки тому +10367

    Some people need to understand they can just talk to their friends normally and it doesn't have to be a podcast

    • @rubyaddison5446
      @rubyaddison5446 2 роки тому +322

      Exactly 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 2 роки тому +175

      😂😂😂😂 this is beyond facts.

    • @LiebeXHaine
      @LiebeXHaine 2 роки тому +165

      😂 welcome to the new era........shit hurts my brain and soul

    • @kayemendi4501
      @kayemendi4501 2 роки тому +20

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal 2 роки тому +158

      They're the types to invest in nft and Crypto, commodifying reproducible digital spaces and jpegs. Of course they'll try making money off their personal relationships and their psycho babbles.

  • @dokkodo.dame12
    @dokkodo.dame12 10 місяців тому +141

    Too many podcasts and shows like this on YT corrupting and poisoning the minds of young boys. Thank you MoistCritikal for calling these clowns out and proving how pathetic these types of people are.

    • @sugmanots
      @sugmanots 10 місяців тому +4

      Fr.

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 7 місяців тому +11

      not just these but also so many of these "men" who are constantly influencing the youth, not just young boys but also young girls. i hope that we can stop this madness

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 Рік тому +314

    7:30
    These guys: women only care about a man’s future
    woman: i care about your past
    These guys: stop explaining women, WE’RE explaining women.
    woman: 👁️👄👁️

    • @theozlander4629
      @theozlander4629 2 місяці тому +3

      Those ‘men’ were actually painful to watch.

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 2 роки тому +3263

    When she said "be respectful" they probably thought she was asking for way too much.

    • @joeyjojos5839
      @joeyjojos5839 2 роки тому +413

      Most dudes like that say that respect is earned, not realizing that respect means human decency and not kissing someone's ass.

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 роки тому +209

      Man it's so difficult to be respectful to women. It's hard to be nice and kind towards women. Why can't they allow us to treat them like crap?
      (Sarcasm)

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 2 роки тому +146

      @@joeyjojos5839 I agree, I treat people with respect by default. If you don't treat people with respect what is their motivation to treat you with respect?

    • @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799
      @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 2 роки тому +1

      Haha, you treat people with respect? When did i stop being a human and get relegated to animal status and lose my rights? 🤣

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 2 роки тому +81

      @@daniboy4153 Yeah, women actually enjoy being treated like crap because they go for the bad boys. Demanding respect while simultaneously not giving any in return isn't a double standard, it shows dominance. (I am also being sarcastic)

  • @poly4166
    @poly4166 2 роки тому +20706

    Charlies acting like these guys are dumb like he doesn’t recognize the genius it takes to clone yourself twice then share your brain between 3 people

  • @dngn4774
    @dngn4774 Рік тому +80

    You can easily tell the moment any of these guys luck into a meaningful relationship with a woman, they’re going to pretend they never knew their other podcast bros. You can’t build a long term friendship off of hate.

    • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
      @cacophonousantiquarian8803 8 місяців тому

      Pretty sure these guys are literally incapable of attracting women

    • @GoodTimeForARoll
      @GoodTimeForARoll 6 місяців тому

      I actually did. My now best friend learned I liked Harry Potter and that I play Harry Potter games and she assumed I hated a certain group of people, anyway we had such a big fight but it ended with us in dms becoming best friends, we text every day now

    • @dngn4774
      @dngn4774 6 місяців тому +8

      @@GoodTimeForARoll Her assuming you hated a group of people via miscommunication isn't the same as you both hating a group of people and bonding over those negative feelings. My point was there's a short shelf life to relationships that begin in reactionary spaces such as bigotry or intense anti-fandom.

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 2 місяці тому +20

    "So my opinion is-"
    Alphas: "LET ME EXPLAIN YOUR OPINION"

  • @TBAG
    @TBAG 2 роки тому +5727

    combined IQ of those three guys: 2

    • @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799
      @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 2 роки тому +1

      "2" thats the age penguinz goes for, penguinz is a known nonce.

    • @chi_chai
      @chi_chai 2 роки тому +94

      3.5 or 0.5 if you take away the approximate 1.5 deviation I assume they have. As a regular persons is 15 points up or down. So lowering the bar is best for them. I'd say the latter of 0.5.

    • @cactus.man_
      @cactus.man_ 2 роки тому +139

      @@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 reading your comments makes me feel sad for you

    • @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799
      @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 2 роки тому +1

      Feel sad for me? Cool, if you want to feel sad for a person trying to live there life while being harassed by a bunch of weirdos and nonces on the internet thats up to you. 🤣🤡

    • @redlobster1143
      @redlobster1143 2 роки тому +118

      @@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 sheesh, buddy. Pipe down, will you? Just stop embarassing yourself for a minute

  • @bellagarzia9653
    @bellagarzia9653 2 роки тому +7721

    So lemme get this straight- according to the alpha male community if I’m with a guy that has more money than me I’m a gold digger, but if I’m with a guy that has less money with me I’m dumb and need to get a guy that can support me and the 10 kids I’m supposed to have by 30 (old maid), but I also need to stay in the house and be a house wife who keeps up with her appearance while contributing financially. Got it💀think I’d rather just off myself

    • @Us3r739
      @Us3r739 2 роки тому +950

      These guys think they’re the shit😹someone’s gotta humble them down

    • @6steveo9
      @6steveo9 2 роки тому +280

      It's 2022. No matter what you do you're wrong.
      And racist. Probably.

    • @muzoriichi
      @muzoriichi 2 роки тому +188

      Yeah its confusing ASF

    • @K.YouTube2
      @K.YouTube2 2 роки тому +183

      @@6steveo9 So you ARE racist? Caught.

    • @6steveo9
      @6steveo9 2 роки тому +58

      @@K.UA-cam2 it's a micro aggression actually

  • @user-np3ui3bv7z
    @user-np3ui3bv7z 7 місяців тому +8

    The longer I live on earth the more I understand why roosters scream when they wake up in the morning.

  • @TheRoark
    @TheRoark 2 роки тому +4557

    That guy who said he would abandon his wife and kids as soon as she doesn't meet his physical standards of beauty is such a tool.

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому +503

      The thing is, it's kind of a self fullfilling prophecy. Their worldview and outlook on women will only attract women who fit their idea of what women are. Any self-respecting, good woman of substance is not going to want to go near them.

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 2 роки тому +264

      He's adding onto the list of children who are left fatherless

    • @floopsiemcsoops6008
      @floopsiemcsoops6008 2 роки тому +215

      It just means he'll never be in a fulfilling relationship if he keeps this up. You could date the hottest person in the entire world and at some point after some years they'll be kind of plain to you. That shit happens when you see the same face every day. You can still be attractive to each other and that's important but if it's the main thing it's never going to last. When you get older all of this shit just isnt going to be as important.

    • @zackshafto3040
      @zackshafto3040 2 роки тому +12

      What are you talking about, he’s talking about not wanting to be with someone who lets themself go and that goes both ways let’s say ur a women and you married a man and after you get married he let him self go got fat stopped really caring about how he looked you would want to leave them as well

    • @Orthodoxzee
      @Orthodoxzee 2 роки тому

      Yeah don't leave just cheat

  • @mykillmybonus7375
    @mykillmybonus7375 2 роки тому +812

    their female guest is more alpha than all 3 of them combined

    • @cycy8699
      @cycy8699 2 роки тому +60

      How did they even get her on there

    • @vanessashola6806
      @vanessashola6806 2 роки тому +39

      @@cycy8699 probably a family member

    • @ripvon3199
      @ripvon3199 2 роки тому +8

      Can feel it straight through the screen yikes

    • @chriskagero4583
      @chriskagero4583 Рік тому +4

      @@cycy8699 they definitely paid her to come

  • @yourmusictastesuks
    @yourmusictastesuks Місяць тому +147

    "when- you're rich- idk like- and when I'm in that bracket- you know"

    • @christianferguson224
      @christianferguson224 Місяць тому +13

      Like my reply so I get reminded of this comment.

    • @prapp1974
      @prapp1974 Місяць тому

      What the

    • @bradbrowne4987
      @bradbrowne4987 Місяць тому +4

      Type shii ya know?

    • @frib7836
      @frib7836 13 днів тому

      100th like! Also these guys will never make that bracket

  • @mr.veritech211
    @mr.veritech211 Рік тому +23

    4:00 "you old battleaxe". never even contemplated such an insult

  • @mattiastowson12
    @mattiastowson12 11 місяців тому +22

    It’s so suspenseful because you’re always waiting for the next piece of the sentence

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 2 роки тому +3271

    >wife ages
    >"Become young again or i'm out"
    >Abandons the children because she can't reverse aging
    >Complains that women only care about looks

    • @leonardilifter
      @leonardilifter Рік тому +117

      >profit

    • @saturnxx7109
      @saturnxx7109 Рік тому +11

      Ultimate move

    • @nosegoogl7515
      @nosegoogl7515 Рік тому +66

      dhar man plot

    • @user-rx7uh9mg4f
      @user-rx7uh9mg4f Рік тому +156

      > she's a gold digger because she wants him to provide while she pushes a whole human out of herself, and has to mostly raise them while he stands around awkwardly watching them and not helping much

    • @itsmrme4951
      @itsmrme4951 Рік тому +3

      @@user-rx7uh9mg4f Troll

  • @ShayeDeeeee
    @ShayeDeeeee 2 роки тому +7736

    Listening to these guys' voices, vocabulary, and personalities I can't tell if they're 17yo virgins or 49yo alcoholics

    • @anaturicnik9353
      @anaturicnik9353 2 роки тому +459

      They broke the rules of time and space to become both at once

    • @kemma_
      @kemma_ 2 роки тому +63

      they're just "woke" y'know

    • @ieroine
      @ieroine 2 роки тому +216

      I’ve met 17 yo guys with more education and proper vocabulary than those

    • @millicent8
      @millicent8 2 роки тому +282

      As a 17 year old virgin I take offence. Most of us can actually form a coherent sentence.

    • @serenityssolace
      @serenityssolace 2 роки тому +21

      @Harshvardhan Singh Guys, not all virgins are like that though

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 10 місяців тому +59

    2:05 I'm not native english speaker, I'm not even close to native english (Ukraine), and even I can make more complete sentences. Why make a podcast, you know.. where you talk a lot like on radio, if you can't talk?

    • @SirLukedatgoat
      @SirLukedatgoat 14 днів тому +1

      You know it’s bad when someone who speaks an entirely different language than yo cyan speak your language better.

  • @avocadobe
    @avocadobe 11 місяців тому +13

    "If you can't find time in between fighting pregnancy, traumatizing births, cooking thrice a day, changing diapers, folding loads of laundry, playing and teaching kids, calming fights, cleaning the house, tending sick children, running errands and vaccuuming out cars to hit the gym for two hours a day to maintain Gigi Hadid looks, I'm gonna leave you."--That toolbox

  • @nerdycat22
    @nerdycat22 2 роки тому +4238

    The guy that said he's gonna demand his wife stay hot after having his children cracked me up. He tries to sound like a hardass, but you can tell by the tremble and stutter in his voice that he'd never have the balls to say that to a woman, let alone the mother of his children.

    • @nyumyu4265
      @nyumyu4265 2 роки тому +285

      These men really expect wemon to be dolled up before and after giving birth for them, it literally takes some women’s bodies YEARS to recover from the trauma it does on the body. Not to mention they expect us to look pretty 24/7, even after surgery, fluctuating hormones, DELIVERING A BABY, yet are the most irritating boring average looking men possible.

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 2 роки тому +565

      nah if my man isn't absolutely jacked at 80 years old, I'm throwing him away 😤

    • @creatureofhabit7049
      @creatureofhabit7049 2 роки тому +178

      @@Getout634 in his grave?

    • @murkythunder
      @murkythunder 2 роки тому +8

      @@nyumyu4265 it don't take years, all the celebrities do it within one year you just makin excuses

    • @coldhands1892
      @coldhands1892 2 роки тому +266

      @@murkythunder celebrities are well known to get plastic surgeries after birth dude

  • @turtles717
    @turtles717 2 роки тому +2383

    They used the word “fuck” and “fucking” so much that it’s the only word can be distinguished from their sentences.

  • @dieengie337
    @dieengie337 8 місяців тому +24

    Always when i feel like Im pathetic, stupid, or not enough these alpha dudes give me strengh, thanks to them I know that there are more pathetic idiots than me. Thank you for your sacrifice

  • @seanb9409
    @seanb9409 Рік тому +8

    Just noticed their neon sign typical of these podcasts except they don’t even have one it’s just a generated image displayed on a tv

    • @TUNEYTOWNTV
      @TUNEYTOWNTV Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MsOdd86
    @MsOdd86 2 роки тому +6771

    These guys spend HOURS a day talking about their hypothetical wife’s, hypothetical riches, yet I’m willing to bet they haven’t talked to a woman outside of a business context in years and make less than $40,000

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 2 роки тому +412

      Someone really should say this to them but we know they're too emotional to hear the truth

    • @entertainmentonly5842
      @entertainmentonly5842 2 роки тому +245

      Crazy how some people will want women so bad they’ll mistreat them and think it’s right 😂

    • @commonomics
      @commonomics 2 роки тому +313

      They’re def the kind of guys you have to walk on egg shells around because they’ll blow up at the most minor inconvenience and blame the entire universe for being personally against them

    • @SlayingSin
      @SlayingSin 2 роки тому +12

      @@entertainmentonly5842 if these guys are part of MIGTOW, and are as focused in their careers as they claim they are, then their goal isn't to obtain pussy. Did you bother listening to their arguments or what they were saying or are you using selective hearing to only listen to Charlie's wildly hyperbolic reactions and disingenuous projections?

    • @decoraqueena6413
      @decoraqueena6413 2 роки тому +228

      A lot of these dudes just think up imaginary women and scenarios and then get mad at them together.

  • @megatron4466
    @megatron4466 2 роки тому +2606

    "I have no mouth but I must scream some dumb shit" is a fire podcast name

    • @Masonia_
      @Masonia_ 2 роки тому +51

      Great book too

    • @fuzzynuttz5092
      @fuzzynuttz5092 2 роки тому +15

      @@Masonia_ yea that and heart of darkness are some of the best literature I have ever read

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord 2 роки тому +1

      @oh no penguinz joining the alpha podcast ua-cam.com/video/L1yFvb1ShgQ/v-deo.html

    • @IlanFritzlerswagmaster
      @IlanFritzlerswagmaster 2 роки тому +4

      sounds like a cum town bit

    • @RileyNewcomb
      @RileyNewcomb 2 роки тому +3

      Literally read this as he said that lmao

  • @kiero1236
    @kiero1236 11 місяців тому +9

    That hugging a pillow on the sofa move is just too Alpha. I can't handle it.

  • @GK-vc9fs
    @GK-vc9fs 9 місяців тому +8

    all 3 of them making Fresh look like a neurosurgeon

  • @FaithlessFlight
    @FaithlessFlight 2 роки тому +7050

    Rule of thumb: anyone who calls themselves ‘alpha’ are probably not and still need their mummy to tell them they’re doing a good job.

    • @jean-lucpicard581
      @jean-lucpicard581 2 роки тому +331

      This whole "alpha" shit is based on wrongly attributing traits to wolves in captivity that they don't have in the wild. Wolve-packs have a hierarchy but it's based on family structure and not alpha, beta, gamma etc. That's a kind of ranking that only develops in captivity since most wolves are not from the same family. In humans it also seems to emerge in prisons etc. So this whole debunked concept is a pile of BS from the get-go xD.

    • @FaithlessFlight
      @FaithlessFlight 2 роки тому +149

      @@jean-lucpicard581 Yeah it's almost as if they've misconstrued 'masculinity' with 'alpha' traits - just makes them seem real insecure lol

    • @splithairchavez2081
      @splithairchavez2081 2 роки тому +14

      @@FaithlessFlight I mean, u gotta understand that we're monkeys, the stronger more aggressive monkeys were seen as alphas, it is a thing, but these guys arent alphas, they're mistakes

    • @FaithlessFlight
      @FaithlessFlight 2 роки тому +95

      @@splithairchavez2081 there are for sure ‘alpha’ traits - but they’re expressed, not spoken: Like being a leader, strong, courageous etc.
      Most people that claim to be ‘alpha’ are just insecure with have a Napoleon complex 😅

    • @pitybreaker6625
      @pitybreaker6625 2 роки тому +10

      I‘d say everytime someone calls himself alpha and is actually serious.

  • @dea9457
    @dea9457 2 роки тому +1921

    As a woman, they made me imagine clearly what it would be like when a mother regrets the existence of her own child 😬

    • @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799
      @youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder who this was directed at. 🤣🤡

    • @DreamItCraftIt
      @DreamItCraftIt 2 роки тому +236

      @@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 I see you in a lot of comments replying standing up for these fresh and fit losers. That's embarassing as fuck.

    • @whatthedogisdoing5393
      @whatthedogisdoing5393 2 роки тому +110

      @@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 hey you just gave me that same feeling she mentioned

    • @AlphaAceEX
      @AlphaAceEX 2 роки тому +45

      @@DreamItCraftIt it's a new account, made like 1h ago, probably troll acc

    • @sidemanshorts3532
      @sidemanshorts3532 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rN55-aamkOA/v-deo.html
      Don't missed it.

  • @kevinmurphy5878
    @kevinmurphy5878 8 місяців тому +5

    This channel is an absolute gold mine. I cannot believe i just now found it

  • @yogawombat9199
    @yogawombat9199 Рік тому +7

    Love it how the one guy was so scared to be in a conversation with a girl, for the first time in his life, that he had to cuddle a pillow to calm his nerves

  • @waaaaaaaack5099
    @waaaaaaaack5099 2 роки тому +2751

    Charlie clowning on the alpha male community is actually super important. It’s easy to fall into the redpill community as a young guy when you don’t have whole lot of guidance. you end up coming across this information and feeling like it’s the truth. Charlie clowning these nerds is really useful to see how this content is mostly rage bait

    • @naterdawgg
      @naterdawgg 2 роки тому +354

      I was actually thinking the same thing. Charlies views on content like this are really healthy for young kids who look up to him rather than finding creators like these guys

    • @Sohelanthropus
      @Sohelanthropus 2 роки тому +31

      Nah, the redpill can help you if take its good aspects and facts, there are guys who take it too seriously tho

    • @megamanx1291
      @megamanx1291 2 роки тому +331

      @@Sohelanthropus There are absolutely no good aspects of the redpill community, don’t justify your own views upon others

    • @mannypardoacedetective856
      @mannypardoacedetective856 2 роки тому +13

      @@beatm6948 I'm not sure a video by a guy who couldn't get a girlfriend so he became the girlfriend is very insightful

    • @ohBoyahandle
      @ohBoyahandle 2 роки тому +118

      @@mannypardoacedetective856 cranky cuz women love her more than they do you arentcha

  • @babynyxe4784
    @babynyxe4784 2 роки тому +3416

    Guy: "Women don't care about men's past, they care about their future"
    Girl: "um, actually I do care about your past-
    Guy: "N O ."

    • @gazzwars5355
      @gazzwars5355 2 роки тому +441

      That is absolutely CLASSIC for men like this. They tell women how women are, and when women are like "no, we're not actually like that" they're like, "nah, we know better than you".

    • @nikkikah2356
      @nikkikah2356 2 роки тому +74

      @@gazzwars5355 edit: edited for better context and clarity and less finger pointing on gender
      the irony is men like this hating this too. Self prescribed alpha men, like on this podcast, hate when women make assumptions on men, reasonably so! No one like baseless accusations! Yet, they do it, knowing they’d hate the same done to them.

    • @gazzwars5355
      @gazzwars5355 2 роки тому +66

      @@nikkikah2356 Let's not say "men", let's say "men like this", because I am certainly nothing like these men, and putting people in buckets as simple as "men" and "women" is what has caused this kind of mindset in the first place.

    • @nikkikah2356
      @nikkikah2356 2 роки тому +33

      @@gazzwars5355 Absolutely, and unfortunately because I wasn't thinking I meant to put that in my original statement (which the absence of context of "men like this" absolutely doesn't help to my original case at all 😂). I am grateful for your add in.

    • @ericbenner3953
      @ericbenner3953 2 роки тому +6

      @@gazzwars5355 Manplaining at it's finest.

  • @QCSPro
    @QCSPro 11 місяців тому +1

    Old battle axe?? Lmfao love that commend. Great video you've made sir.

  • @nickoalskalivas
    @nickoalskalivas 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you penguin this was legit one of the hardest things to stomach but I needed to see this

  • @jasonborne5359
    @jasonborne5359 Рік тому +39

    3:28 that hurt so bad lol.. even his bros felt uncomfortable and then the “relax buddy” crushed his soul bc he’s supposed to be this big alpha male and he’s getting shit on right off the rip 🤣

  • @illnessbutmakeitmental8365
    @illnessbutmakeitmental8365 2 роки тому +4265

    The disappointed sigh that guy let out when the girl said she wants a respectful guy is so funny to me

    • @anorphannamedchrono5798
      @anorphannamedchrono5798 2 роки тому +386

      His "Alpha" brain couldn't handle or even begin to comprehend the girl's opinion, so he resorted to the only thing he knew how to do

    • @LeftIsFascist
      @LeftIsFascist 2 роки тому +31

      Although saying "id like a respectful women" is condidered rude by many.

    • @j.ceasar
      @j.ceasar 2 роки тому +352

      @@LeftIsFascist by who?

    • @andrerabie8095
      @andrerabie8095 2 роки тому +246

      @@LeftIsFascistName one

    • @bored3542
      @bored3542 2 роки тому +127

      @@LeftIsFascist name someone who has said that there probably has but I've never heard anyone say that

  • @kenny42069
    @kenny42069 2 роки тому +3850

    I love how they talk about the idea of women "preserving value", basically admitting that they only view women as sexual objects :/

    • @sabmo3514
      @sabmo3514 2 роки тому +23

      You can only view people the way they portray themselves so if the women they see on insta, snap chat and all the other social sites only show themselves as sex objects then can you blame them for thinking this way?

    • @shanteevbhatia3931
      @shanteevbhatia3931 2 роки тому +598

      @@sabmo3514 They decide what type of women they want to follow on social media and leave social media I'm sure they must have come across plenty of normal women in their daily lives. There is no excuse for this sort of mindset.

    • @sabmo3514
      @sabmo3514 2 роки тому +14

      @@shanteevbhatia3931 false, its common knowledge that the most successful women on social media are the ones they are describing so to say they are looking for them when they are the first and sometimes the only thing on most of the social media sites is abit ridiculous, btw I'm not condoning their view point I'm just stating why they think this way

    • @BeruCampos
      @BeruCampos 2 роки тому +107

      An independent woman is the thing they fear the most. They are shitty human beings looking for a woman to be their mommy

    • @olenabogdanov
      @olenabogdanov 2 роки тому +77

      No ones forcing you to look at women in porn -you keep making that choice on your own and giving these companies money to make more.
      So how about you stop looking af women in porn and find better female role models. Congrats fixed your entire mindset. You're welcome.

  • @schmiticus1
    @schmiticus1 7 місяців тому +7

    A spelling bee between these guys and Floyd Mayweather would be epic.

  • @giantorres5457
    @giantorres5457 Рік тому +4

    Idk why I haven’t started watching you sooner, you’re hilarious man🤣

  • @ToriCastell
    @ToriCastell 2 роки тому +3739

    Their idea of an ideal woman is the kind of girl that’d run in the opposite direction if she saw them.

    • @aleco678
      @aleco678 2 роки тому +355

      No their ideal idea of a woman is a man

    • @thedopepineapple9917
      @thedopepineapple9917 2 роки тому +209

      @@aleco678 nothing wrong with that.
      You're not a man till you've had a man~Ghandi probably

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 2 роки тому +67

      @@aleco678 too bad they can’t be honest to themselves

    • @FINNlSH
      @FINNlSH 2 роки тому +53

      They want an anime waifu. Sad stuff

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 2 роки тому +2

      @@aleco678 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gdbwnv9707
    @gdbwnv9707 2 роки тому +11136

    "Women preserve their value, men create it" is like the alpha male equivalent of "live, laugh. love"

    • @rawkguy4896
      @rawkguy4896 2 роки тому +170

      Hahahaha thats one of the best comparisons I've ever seen on UA-cam

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Рік тому +207

      Also wouldn’t this mean that women are inherently more valuable.

    • @bbydykdyl7779
      @bbydykdyl7779 Рік тому +240

      Except worse, because at least there is some positivity in the second one.

    • @jirehbochung5983
      @jirehbochung5983 Рік тому +27

      I know the guys that says this does a poor job of delivering it but I do agree with the saying tho, how is it wrong?

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Рік тому +165

      @@jirehbochung5983 not surprised just by looking at your profile photo

  • @qualicumjack3906
    @qualicumjack3906 8 місяців тому +1

    I come back to this video about once a year for the “fitness chicks?” part.
    The genuine wild happiness in all of their eyes.
    Its like National Geographic

  • @OBEYKING14
    @OBEYKING14 9 місяців тому +11

    Charlie called undertakers theme a marvel song💀💀 6:45

    • @jenko1017
      @jenko1017 Місяць тому

      Fr, one of the greatest themes in WWE

  • @quinnarnold8733
    @quinnarnold8733 2 роки тому +5368

    "They all vomit that exact same line into each others mouths."
    This is honestly why I watch Charlie. Sometimes the way he puts things is so damn clever.

    • @ilikemusic4367
      @ilikemusic4367 2 роки тому

      it’s literally a room of insecure people who took an L in high school and group up to reinstate their masculinity to each other

    • @roboguard96
      @roboguard96 2 роки тому +61

      He's an international treasure

    • @Cookie-xo3tk
      @Cookie-xo3tk 2 роки тому +11

      He said this line while i was reading this hahaha

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 2 роки тому +22

      He’s a damn wordsmith

    • @ctpp64
      @ctpp64 Рік тому +3

      do you guys not talk to normal people? these are pretty average insults

  • @Jocelyn12700
    @Jocelyn12700 2 роки тому +3729

    what killed me is the “girls who workout,” because those are the exact type of guys who get insecure when a woman can out lift them or beat them in athletics. they want a toned woman, but not a woman who challenges their fragile egos

    • @skarbuskreska
      @skarbuskreska 2 роки тому +432

      They also want and not want the athletic women at the same time, they want her toned, but when she is, she is not "feminine" enough anymore, they hate fat, when ironic how big boobs and big hips are literally build up heavily by fat. In conclusion, they don't know what they want at all.

    • @Doc-hp5wf
      @Doc-hp5wf 2 роки тому

      @@skarbuskreska ignore this alpha bs they think being muscular is alpha and that's it .That's not what being alpha means it's taking responsibility becoz ur a man with no amount of muscle in u r body . They are good podcasts that actually do something good but this same as toxic feminism . How can u expect u r baby mama to be the same after birth , so if u don't want her after that then u r only for looks , that's fcuked up .

    • @Indomitable_Alykat
      @Indomitable_Alykat 2 роки тому +212

      Literally! These are the same type of dudes who will belittle athletically-built women for having a six pack but not boobs or a bubble butt. They want fitness IG models with plastic surgery; they don't want actual women who lift

    • @jennywhat6108
      @jennywhat6108 2 роки тому +82

      Exactly. They want IG fitness model not the one who can bench their deadlift max

    • @Neon-lt5jl
      @Neon-lt5jl 2 роки тому +15

      @@jennywhat6108 You've watched one too many Disney movies im afraid. Men are physically stronger than women on average. This is a scientific fact.

  • @user-ls3gv8mj3g
    @user-ls3gv8mj3g 8 місяців тому +3

    These guys definitely post Thomas Shelby quotes when something happens in their life

  • @jode94
    @jode94 7 місяців тому

    Omg as soon as I heard that the hero music was added by THEM and not later for comedic effect, I had to pause the video to laugh. I haven't stopped laughing yet

  • @Larrylove6996
    @Larrylove6996 2 роки тому +5189

    This is what happens when a group of dudes who say “BRO, we should definitely start a podcast!!” actually go through with making a podcast… wow that was tough to watch

    • @JT-oh6nm
      @JT-oh6nm 2 роки тому +8

      Lmao true

    • @blitzblix9455
      @blitzblix9455 2 роки тому +79

      a lot of dudes create podcasts and it funny
      these are just incels that decided to make a podcast

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 2 роки тому +28

      @@blitzblix9455 the problem is the 'group of'. One person making a podcast and then inviting guess usually has something to say or wants to chat. The moment it starts as a group, group think kicks in.

    • @kittykat490
      @kittykat490 2 роки тому +49

      LITERALLY that's the vibe. It's the same as the "bro you could totally be a standup comedian dude like you'd kill it bro" guys... they got drunk together a few times and had a few """""deep"""" conversations that sounded exactly like this and were like "yoo we should like make a podcast out of this shit bro"

    • @stonefree7973
      @stonefree7973 2 роки тому +14

      This is a real life Family Guy skit lmao

  • @thesasquatch1861
    @thesasquatch1861 2 роки тому +9120

    "they sound liked skipped dialogue in a fallout game" thats the most well placed and brutal put down I heard in ages, youre fucking funny man

    • @amkingdum7440
      @amkingdum7440 2 роки тому +30

      💀💀

    • @sakura9959
      @sakura9959 2 роки тому +9

      fr lol

    • @stealyour4090
      @stealyour4090 2 роки тому +67

      It’s because they ain’t confident enough to even speak their thoughts

    • @batteryacid2649
      @batteryacid2649 2 роки тому +66

      Well, they do sound like npcs repeating all the same comments all over the net.

    • @Affan404
      @Affan404 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @leoninenoble
    @leoninenoble 2 місяці тому +4

    "Yeah, plus, like too, when youre in that bracket..of fuckin, really financial... I'm not-but one day, when-I will be in that bracket of like, being fuckin...really fuckin rich as fuck...
    I feel like, you know-especially! like, idk...like a lot of dudes get played for their fuckin money..."
    "Yeah yeah, a lot..."
    "-and be made, look, like a fuckin fool. After-cause after a while too, you know, money can only you so far with gettin 🐈 n shit...an-an-a-a-and it's true, augh, fuck em tired of em"
    His entire monilogue.

  • @snowtorious8015
    @snowtorious8015 2 роки тому +1077

    “Sounds like someone skipping through dialogue options in a fallout game “ 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord 2 роки тому

      @Rista Andini penguinz joining the alpha podcast ua-cam.com/video/L1yFvb1ShgQ/v-deo.html

    • @user-ky3wp6gc5z
      @user-ky3wp6gc5z 2 роки тому +1

      @Rista Andini youngi is the fat one since she's butter right?

    • @RileyNewcomb
      @RileyNewcomb 2 роки тому +3

      Tell me why I read this at the exact same that Charlie said it Lmaoo

    • @sidemanshorts3532
      @sidemanshorts3532 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rN55-aamkOA/v-deo.html
      Don't missed it.

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 2 роки тому +3

      Mmmm I love bots

  • @bakalee1452
    @bakalee1452 2 роки тому +528

    I used to be a low key incel, turns out I was actually gay.

    • @jacobzboyan5465
      @jacobzboyan5465 2 роки тому +73

      This comment is hilarious

    • @hellomynameis5760
      @hellomynameis5760 2 роки тому +17

      Lmao im dying rn

    • @Eternally_Moon
      @Eternally_Moon 2 роки тому +3

      Mika, love, your awful selfie that made you look like you were being nuked by the sun does not make up for that even MORE awful joke you just made

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 роки тому +65

      @Having An OnlyFans Isn’t A Job jesus who hurt you

    • @giovanni4180
      @giovanni4180 2 роки тому

      @Alaska Bane YIKERINOS WHO HURT YOU SWEATY? fucking npc tier insults 🤣

  • @HunterJs2
    @HunterJs2 Рік тому +4

    It’s like they split their brain three ways and each of them have that much computing power.

  • @gingerbill128
    @gingerbill128 Рік тому

    I am new to your channel and making my way through some of your video's , this is my favourite so far . Both your comments and the podcast clips . Not sure how these people became so delusional about woman but they really do live in their own sad little world.

  • @VM-3
    @VM-3 2 роки тому +2135

    Imagine carrying/pushing out the greatest joy of someones life and then being hit with an ultimatum for doing so.

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 роки тому +14

      They see children as trophies to prove they're "not a genetic dead end" or whatever tf they're saying now. Overly macho dudes aren't exactly the nurturing type.

    • @Jstrelts
      @Jstrelts 2 роки тому +63

      "What its not about looks?! Dont you lie!!!"

    • @justdo-it2748
      @justdo-it2748 2 роки тому +14

      @@errortryagainlater4240 They're hardly macho 😭

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 роки тому +7

      @@justdo-it2748 lmao true, I meant putting on the bravado 💀

    • @koiyune4492
      @koiyune4492 2 роки тому +9

      As someone who hates children, it absolutely wouldn't be the greatest joy of my life

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 2 роки тому +2193

    These guys radiate “everyone instinctively avoids me at parties” kind of energy

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Рік тому +7

      If they were like that they would've been Chad thundercocks like charlie

    • @doeydays1490
      @doeydays1490 Рік тому +35

      They've got "cover your drinks" vibes

    • @c6ssie
      @c6ssie 8 місяців тому +2

      They scare me

    • @gemmad-m3083
      @gemmad-m3083 7 місяців тому

      ​@@doeydays1490😂😂

  • @zacheryleppaie2645
    @zacheryleppaie2645 8 місяців тому +1

    Homie referencing I have no mouth but I must scream

  • @crossbowcat
    @crossbowcat 7 місяців тому +3

    none of these men have ever felt the touch of a woman

  • @millerdowneyy
    @millerdowneyy 2 роки тому +2525

    "Guys look at girl's pasts. Women look at a man's future." That actually makes guys look worse tbh. Women are willing to look past guys past potential failures and help him out in his future endeavors whereas a guy would be stuck on her past. I don't know why they think this makes them look better.

    • @christiantaylor1495
      @christiantaylor1495 2 роки тому +34

      Because you judge by track record, obviously.

    • @dragonlord1225
      @dragonlord1225 2 роки тому +74

      This statement is supposed to reference the bio-evolutionary differences between male and female.
      Usually men don't like it if a woman slept with (too many) guys "in the past", this increases the chance that 1. she will do it again and 2. a child from her will not be yours making you a biological failure as you failed to pass down your genes. A woman doesn't have this problem for obvious reasons, thus she lies more importance on what the man can provide "in the future" and on emotional affection rather than physical affection like men do.
      It's just an evolutionary development.
      It's quite interesting though in my opinion. Unfortunately many people try to frame biologically predefined behaviours as bad or "evil'. Because they don't understand it, especially if they are from the other sex.
      That's a popular experiment amongst psychology professors, where they ask the students whether they would prefer if their SO cheated by sleeping with someone or by just having an emotional affair. Most boys prefer the latter, most girls don't mind the physical affection as much as the emotional affection. For the simple reason that emotional affection towards another woman significantly reduces the chance that her offspring will be cared for by a second parent.
      And children with a father are more likely to survive and succeed than children with only a mother, because of the survival of the fittest law most people nowadays are this way.
      Hope this makes the statement more understandable ❤
      I am not sure though, whether those guys understood the thought behind it. 😂 It's like most of the argument floating around in those "(insert colour here) pill" groups. They take a reasonable point and repeat it without understanding the context, in order to flip it into some "all women are becoming bad feminist hoes" narrative, which is wildly wrong. They say the kind of things that make sense if you turn of your brain, but once you think about it and compare it to your expirences IRL it's just outright ridiculous.😂
      (There are always exceptions to everything of course).

    • @millerdowneyy
      @millerdowneyy 2 роки тому +21

      @@christiantaylor1495 ?

    • @coffin3050
      @coffin3050 2 роки тому +262

      @@dragonlord1225 please eat stapling pins

    • @coffin3050
      @coffin3050 2 роки тому +17

      @@christiantaylor1495 no

  • @tbnd6183
    @tbnd6183 2 роки тому +6810

    we need this woman on charlies podcast so she can talk about how bad her experience was ... thoughts....!?!?!?!?

  • @cameronfilyaw2282
    @cameronfilyaw2282 7 місяців тому

    That first clip was hilarious😂

  • @strangeoldman
    @strangeoldman 7 місяців тому

    always worth a rewatch

  • @vSeabass
    @vSeabass 2 роки тому +5006

    It completely went over their heads that a woman could possibly, maybe, be more prepared than them for an interview THEY THEMSELVES are conducting 😂

    • @purplewine7362
      @purplewine7362 2 роки тому +75

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar your uncle lied to you and you'll never achieve anything in your life

    • @sidemanshorts3532
      @sidemanshorts3532 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rN55-aamkOA/v-deo.html
      Don't missed it.

    • @Tezwah
      @Tezwah 2 роки тому +37

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar Make good content to get subscribers, don't beg. It makes people think you want something for nothing and don't want to put effort in, which makes people not want to subscribe to you. You need to change your method because this one is the worst option and makes you appear pathetic.

    • @ray_tupper_eTosser
      @ray_tupper_eTosser 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tezwah don't they just do this then sell the channel?

    • @MatchaCutie14
      @MatchaCutie14 2 роки тому +6

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar I know you want views on your channel but this ain't it. This isn't the way to go. You're literally spamming the same message in every comment section, perhaps you are comment botting, but this is way too annoying.

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 2 роки тому +2393

    Being a man doesn’t mean that you abandon your wife and kids when your wife starts to age. Thats pretty much the textbook definition of what it means to be a coward. That’s the mindset of a middle schooler and these clowns should be treated with the same level of respect that middle schoolers deserve.

    • @zackshafto3040
      @zackshafto3040 2 роки тому +7

      He wasn’t talking about aging he was talking about letting yourself go

    • @ShinyFood
      @ShinyFood 2 роки тому +199

      @@zackshafto3040 yea but he should talk about it with his wife to both continue to stay fit. the way he said it was so insulting

    • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
      @PhoenixRiseinFlame 2 роки тому +330

      @@zackshafto3040 so your wife lets herself go and you leave your children fatherless? That’s still cowardice and should be treated as such

    • @zackshafto3040
      @zackshafto3040 2 роки тому +4

      @@PhoenixRiseinFlame no it’s not, and it goes both ways, let’s say your a women and you get married to a man and after your married he lets himself go, gets fat stops caring for himself and how he looks you’d leave him too

    • @zackshafto3040
      @zackshafto3040 2 роки тому +3

      @@ShinyFood I don’t know and I don’t think he’s married he was talking about in General about it in a podcast

  • @jimmyspeedball3512
    @jimmyspeedball3512 Рік тому +4

    I knew it was gonna be bad, but oh my god. "I fuckin.. like..need some fuckin money..cause like ..fuckin women..like..take all of it and shit. Fuckin.."

  • @user-uh9hj5if3c
    @user-uh9hj5if3c 2 місяці тому

    Love the undertaker intro playing in the back lol

  • @CreeperRealm18
    @CreeperRealm18 2 роки тому +1853

    These guys are very detached from reality, and it shows.

    • @RavenDots115
      @RavenDots115 2 роки тому +55

      I don’t think they get out much at all because only people that isolate socially still try to divide people up based on superficial things. Just because a woman didn’t like them that doesn’t mean it’s cool to downtalk women. We’ve all had crushes that never liked us back but you move on and be mature about it.

    • @soniaiboyako4023
      @soniaiboyako4023 2 роки тому +29

      @@RavenDots115 exactly! some ppl are absolute assholes when turning someone down and that's not okay but rejection in and of itself isn't an asshole move, it's gonna happen regardless and you're not due reciprocity. you're gonna get rejected in your lifetime and you'll reject other ppl knowingly or not like... apparently learning how to handle frustration and being told "no" without turning violently misogynistic is a super hard task to conceptualize let alone tackle

    • @Manic_Panic
      @Manic_Panic 2 роки тому +19

      The problem with these guys and others like Fresh & Fit is that they base the dating game as a giant, real life tinder app with only basic e-girls.
      Some of the things they say are correct but only within the context of a dating app such as the whole appearance/rich thing.
      Actually meeting people and developing a relationship progressively and naturally avoids (in most cases) the superficial stuff since you got to know them before the dating crap.
      Another thing that bugs me is that most of these podcasters invite women with onlyfans rather than inviting random average women to further try and prove their point to their audiences that this is "all they're going to get" which is intellectually dishonest.

    • @Crypted112
      @Crypted112 2 роки тому +14

      @@Manic_Panic that and they generalize so much. instead of identifying that yes, there are going to be people (both men and women) who are interested in just money, they generalize and say ALL women want nothing but cold hard cash. they also can't stay consistant on a topic, like saying women are in the wrong for not finding a dude attractive because of how they look but also saying they'd leave their hypothetical wife if they put on weight after having children.

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 2 роки тому +2

      @@Manic_Panic This is true in theory, but I still say you have to be attractive for any type of real long lasting relationship to work no matter if you meet your girlfriend in public/college/school/club whatever.... Why you ask? a few reasons. 1. Most women only find around 5 to 10% of men actually attractive. 2. Even if the woman loves a guys personality, if he isn't good looking, she isn't going to want to be judged by her friends.. 3. The woman wants her friends to say nice catch.. he is pretty damn cute girl etc... of course as the woman ages, shallow reasons regarding a mans looks like this becomes more and more unnecessary, but than it becomes more about how much the man makes. I do agree about red pill podcasts being a waste of time since they only bring on women with shallow standards and looking to promote their onlyfans.. Even though I agree with what they can say from time to time when it comes to most women, they all have unlikeable personalities and most of them are annoying as fuck to listen to

  • @anthonycoster8774
    @anthonycoster8774 Рік тому +6203

    I wholeheartedly endorse men to follow alpha male ideologies because it reduces my competition in the dating scene 😂😂

  • @sleepy6476
    @sleepy6476 Рік тому +2

    "You gotta think you're the best before you are the best." That's called deluding yourself.

  • @igorolszewski7546
    @igorolszewski7546 8 місяців тому +2

    They remind me of my and my friends in grade 3 having a conversation just after we learned cuss words 💀

  • @amberw7494
    @amberw7494 2 роки тому +3630

    I legitimately feel bad for these guys bc there’s no way a person can go through life with this mentality and end up happy and fulfilled. They’re setting themselves up to be miserable.

    • @sheshashosha2474
      @sheshashosha2474 2 роки тому +385

      They’re already miserable

    • @whitewilliam9786
      @whitewilliam9786 2 роки тому +225

      Or end up on a sex offender list

    • @batbat1209
      @batbat1209 2 роки тому +252

      They deserve to be miserable if they just view women like this

    • @lauraj6290
      @lauraj6290 2 роки тому +34

      @𓂀 umm. calm

    • @kenirainseeker539
      @kenirainseeker539 2 роки тому +81

      @𓂀 Which is why you're commenting here, I'm sure

  • @seanjones2524
    @seanjones2524 2 роки тому +3320

    Him: "Women want guys for money and we should stop it"
    Also him: "If my wife/girlfriend puts on weight after pregnancy then I will give her one warning before leaving her and allowing my child be raised in a single-parent household"

    • @ballsdeep9400
      @ballsdeep9400 2 роки тому +44

      To be fair both partners should keep up their physical image a good amount.
      - I didn’t mean giving your wife a warning after being pregnant was right I meant putting on excessive amounts of weight.

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin 2 роки тому +489

      @@ballsdeep9400 Most people don't have a perfect body after having kids??? I don't think you should break up with someone just because they gained a bit of weight after having fucking children.

    • @stuarteaston1629
      @stuarteaston1629 2 роки тому +55

      @@KatzeKriegerin Well you clearly can't read properly because that's not even what they said. All they said was both people in a relationship should do their best to look decent. No more no less. Stop getting mad for no reason.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 роки тому +43

      @@KatzeKriegerin Or just don't have kids.

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 2 роки тому +313

      @@stuarteaston1629 seems like you AND the Hisoka guy commenting both can't read properly cause the original comment was about women putting on weight after having kids, not about women no trying to look decent. Seems like you're the one getting mad for no reason.

  • @TonyGunk23
    @TonyGunk23 2 місяці тому

    6:51 lmaooo he said the avengers music when its the Undertaker’s theme music. I love Charlie 😂😂

  • @pliquie2773
    @pliquie2773 Рік тому

    7:03
    *cue the orchestra*
    “ayyyyy, cheating… and 🐈… what’s up with that?”
    😂 too good charlie

  • @07kamichamakarin
    @07kamichamakarin Рік тому +3901

    Imagine having a father like those 'alpha guys' and you're a girl.

  • @Chris-vl1fn
    @Chris-vl1fn 2 роки тому +2653

    "And when she's mentally checked out, she'll entertain any dude...I'm not saying you, there are always exceptions to the rule."
    The misogynism behind that statement is astounding.

    • @askeladd6115
      @askeladd6115 2 роки тому +25

      Yep

    • @Yrkr785
      @Yrkr785 2 роки тому +180

      “It’s true even if it’s not true all the time because I said so”

    • @coolhobo5630
      @coolhobo5630 2 роки тому +97

      Lmao after this podcast they ran back to their moms.

    • @mimimi42069
      @mimimi42069 2 роки тому +49

      how is it not hypocritical to only value women for their looks and body but shame women who do the exact same thing by only valuing a rich persons money??? whaaatt?? (neither of which is okay, you can’t just use people for what they have and expect to call it a “loving” relationship)

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 2 роки тому +5

      @ditto3ful They earn for something while being the opposite of what they claim they wish

  • @ssspike1696
    @ssspike1696 4 місяці тому

    I love that they are huddled around a dinner table with a static image on the tv screen behind them XD

  • @ethanbell6762
    @ethanbell6762 Місяць тому +2

    That podcast has like the most closeted energy I've ever seen.

    • @IneffableFoxy
      @IneffableFoxy 16 днів тому

      These three men were made for each other and just don't realize it yet

  • @Camothor10
    @Camothor10 2 роки тому +222

    When some women say “all men do is talk about sports beer and boobies” these are the guys they re talking about

  • @thaloblue
    @thaloblue 2 роки тому +537

    They want a gym girl so bad they don't realize they're getting kicked out of gyms because they won't leave the poor women alone

  • @selinalehnsherr1043
    @selinalehnsherr1043 Рік тому +2

    Literally dying at the council meeting. “Tities What do we think?” Lolol literally killed me

  • @SquatPenguin2
    @SquatPenguin2 Рік тому +2

    Right after Charlie said que the orchestra my heater kicked on.

  • @That__Guy
    @That__Guy 2 роки тому +1462

    Also she is literally the only person in the room that is capable of speaking into a mic without it clipping

    • @spinniboi
      @spinniboi Рік тому +104

      yes the audio made me visibly cringe. these guys giving the mic the gawk gawk 9000R

    • @a-terrible-fate532
      @a-terrible-fate532 Рік тому +66

      @@spinniboi they are outing themselves by holding the mic like that. They are gawk 9000 pros.

    • @aangionas9676
      @aangionas9676 Рік тому +9

      @@a-terrible-fate532 gawk, gawk, gawk. Sound like a crow 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
      @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 Рік тому +8

      @@spinniboi STOPPPPPP LOL

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 2 роки тому +682

    Ngl, this podcast ALMOST could come off as satire. It's ALMOST funny. Like when they ask what a man should bring to a relationship and the lady goes "Well respect..." And they all immediately seem disgusted, pissed off and condescending. It ALMOST seems like a joke... But then you watch the damn podcast and you go "...oh". The entire podcast seems to be the "As a man, I know how women are" mentality but as a podcast series.

    • @xFarce
      @xFarce 2 роки тому +77

      It’s crazy how these people are out there in real life lmao. It’s a horrifying look into the human condition, what event or series of events drives someone to be so hateful towards women as a collective. Individualism goes out the door with these people.

    • @pascualsmithvaldes9038
      @pascualsmithvaldes9038 2 роки тому +13

      Honestly yes, but what makes it terrible is they believe everything they say.

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 2 роки тому +20

      And if you argue with them, your a cowardly man or a woman speaking nonsense. It is literally how incels think, (in line with the contrapoints video). Its why they stay there too. Because in their mind, you are lying to them, and you are always lying to them, and therefore, unless you agree with them, you are deceitful.

    • @megamanx1291
      @megamanx1291 2 роки тому +8

      I love how feminism makes these man so goddamn insecure they end up becoming those clowns

    • @fagtoryworker5537
      @fagtoryworker5537 2 роки тому +1

      They can always justify it with Poe's law

  • @HelloDapp
    @HelloDapp 8 місяців тому

    Charlies working so hard for us hes getting sluggish. He quickly recharges through alternator in his camera though and were back to normal quickly.

  • @kylegeorg8445
    @kylegeorg8445 Рік тому +2

    @6:30 it wasnt Avengers music, it was the Undertaker entrance music from WWE lol.

  • @thebonepossy
    @thebonepossy 2 роки тому +921

    Basically they try to attact women through looks and money and get upset that the people they attract are shallow. That's not a women problem it's a poor judgment of charecter problem.

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 2 роки тому +58

      Exactly. Another thing, it's not just a lot of women are sugar babies... It's also a lot of men. There are gay sugar babies/daddies and straight sugar babies. But that goes against their argument of women being shallow and only caring about money.

    • @seethetruth7427
      @seethetruth7427 2 роки тому +11

      THIS. a guy i was talking to complained about how girls r gold diggers and they r only after the money. then proceed to flaunt his wealth and ask me out 🤠 no wonder he attract the same people he bitch about. naturally i blocked him lol his ego is disgusting

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 роки тому +62

      _Exactly._ They need to remember the old dating wisdom: "if everywhere you go smells like shit, check the bottom of your shoe." Sometimes you ARE the problem.

    • @breadshapiro1315
      @breadshapiro1315 2 роки тому +5

      Well said, Bone.

    • @anthonymaslow798
      @anthonymaslow798 2 роки тому +21

      Funny thing is, they aren't incredibly good looking guys. They are about as mediocre as it gets. Lol