Caught My Son Watching P*rn | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 29 січ 2024
  • Parents, how you deal with catching your kids watching p*rn?
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    Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
    People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
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  • @mr.rashadgrice79
    @mr.rashadgrice79 4 місяці тому +4040

    "64!!!!!!...That Boy Been Up All Night, He Must Be Tired "!!😂😂😂

  • @Paulm000ney
    @Paulm000ney 4 місяці тому +2162

    “What kinda p*rn?”… Let’s be real, that’s our main concerns as a father in 2024. 😂

    • @marlonbascombe3427
      @marlonbascombe3427 4 місяці тому +61

      Facts 😂

    • @redfs7414
      @redfs7414 4 місяці тому +56

      The only concern

    • @DC-pp8xf
      @DC-pp8xf 4 місяці тому +119

      That’s unfortunate considering some of the common damaging effects of pornography for users can include addiction, isolation, increased aggression, distorted beliefs and perceptions about relationships and sexuality, negative feelings about themselves, and neglecting other areas of their lives.

    • @marlonbascombe3427
      @marlonbascombe3427 4 місяці тому +62

      @DC-pp8xf no sense of humor huh? Ofc most of what you said is common knowledge, but let ppl react to a stand up comedy act.

    • @Boogy816
      @Boogy816 4 місяці тому +26

      ​@@DC-pp8xfyeah if you're stuck on it, gotta take things in moderation

  • @npxavier7050
    @npxavier7050 4 місяці тому +2783

    The uncle's response was real and hilarious! 😂

    • @tamikahayden2947
      @tamikahayden2947 4 місяці тому +40

      Keeping it 100 uncle.

    • @FreshurDenUent
      @FreshurDenUent 4 місяці тому +20

      I am uncle

    • @uhuraruth8177
      @uhuraruth8177 4 місяці тому +31

      that’s prolly why he told the uncle cause he knew he’d let him know that he wasn’t in real trouble.

    • @Officialkenbreland
      @Officialkenbreland 4 місяці тому +7

      I wanna like this it’s 444 likes 😢

    • @helloxonsfan
      @helloxonsfan 4 місяці тому +3

      Yep! ...& it's the captivating storytelling for me... 🤣 😂 🤣

  • @mikeddh2018
    @mikeddh2018 4 місяці тому +2791

    From pre poured juice to this. Hassan is growing up too fast. 😂😂😂

    • @gcchair7634
      @gcchair7634 4 місяці тому +102

      The whispering …serial killer

    • @APrime25
      @APrime25 4 місяці тому +30

      That’s all I was thinking through the whole set! 😮😢😂

    • @keakjm
      @keakjm 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KayGee725
      @KayGee725 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidnairn8687
      @davidnairn8687 4 місяці тому +5

      I was thinking the samething😂

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 4 місяці тому +2191

    I've been a parent for so long I'm also a grandparent to a 13 year old. But if I heard "I like big booties" from my 13 year old grandson I would have laughed my ass off and taken him to get ice cream

    • @francesjohnson4443
      @francesjohnson4443 4 місяці тому +15

      😅😅😅

    • @renoirrandy7241
      @renoirrandy7241 4 місяці тому +10

      💯

    • @SensationalJourneys
      @SensationalJourneys 4 місяці тому +21

      Try hearing it from all 3 of your 4 year Old son's

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 4 місяці тому +82

      @@SensationalJourneys 4 years old? What a playa! 😂
      I remember being about 5 or 6 and seeing my neighbor sunbathe in the back yard. I didn't know where "it" was but I knew I wanted it.😁

    • @uhuraruth8177
      @uhuraruth8177 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @LosersStatus
    @LosersStatus 4 місяці тому +770

    Your son is a man of culture, I see.

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn 4 місяці тому +12

      HUZZAH MEN OF CULTURE GOOD MORROW TO YOU KIND SIRS !!!

    • @simplyliving4011
      @simplyliving4011 4 місяці тому +8

      We rally again

    • @THESILVERNARUTO
      @THESILVERNARUTO 4 місяці тому +4

      A heart from Ali.... Magic happened here

    • @parker45872
      @parker45872 3 місяці тому

      U know boys who watch that young grow up to thinks all woman want that and they force woman to do that this is nothing to be proud of

    • @DJIntelligent
      @DJIntelligent 12 днів тому

      No he's not

  • @look-out-4-1-another
    @look-out-4-1-another 4 місяці тому +751

    "Wait, you ain't tell me 64 pxrns!" 🤣 Bruh, I am sitting here absolutely losing it! 🤣

  • @garethoreilly6948
    @garethoreilly6948 4 місяці тому +1498

    Bro I didn’t even read the title I just clicked because it’s Ali and it popped up 🔥👏😅

  • @FH-cn3mg
    @FH-cn3mg 4 місяці тому +668

    Hassan, I feel you man. I like'em too. It is what it is! 🤣

    • @zelbongrimmage3770
      @zelbongrimmage3770 4 місяці тому +8

      Hey I like his son you go boi😂😂😂

    • @rockytolbert2669
      @rockytolbert2669 4 місяці тому +3

      shiddd I was looking at my uncles beta max tapes and playboy books when he would leave the house . back in the late 70's and early 80's, I was around 7 or 8 then

    • @nasirkhairi3064
      @nasirkhairi3064 4 місяці тому

      Even worst... with the VHS tape got stuck inside the player coz the electricity got cut off all of a sudden, and you hear your parents car coming back...​@@rockytolbert2669

    • @jgmommy2815
      @jgmommy2815 4 місяці тому +1

      Shidddd me too ! 😂

    • @user-yj3ow2ym5x
      @user-yj3ow2ym5x Місяць тому

      Lol

  • @bb2757
    @bb2757 4 місяці тому +506

    I live in Dallas, and let me tell you. Those south dallas women are no Joke!!!! Every conversation feels like I’m fighting for my life 😭

    • @MrBmick79
      @MrBmick79 4 місяці тому +15

      Especially if they went to S.O.C.!!!

    • @lamarlandry188
      @lamarlandry188 4 місяці тому +9

      I live outcha too n u rite...

    • @Modeltypekat
      @Modeltypekat 4 місяці тому +9

      😂😂😂😂 not too much on the South Dallas women fellas

    • @TIENxSHINHAN
      @TIENxSHINHAN 4 місяці тому +7

      @@MrBmick79lol true about Soc women but Soc ain't in South Dallas it's Oak Cliff lol. Not that South Oak Cliff women are any different😂

    • @ryryarmonn1118
      @ryryarmonn1118 4 місяці тому +1

      Aye i love me a Real Woman from the hood. Im from Oak Cliff. Lol

  • @HashiriyaSquadron
    @HashiriyaSquadron 4 місяці тому +444

    The bit where you said, your brother doesn't have kids and that little pause.....😂😂😂😂

  • @worldadventuretravel
    @worldadventuretravel 4 місяці тому +393

    Siddiq is one of my favorite American comics and by far the best storytelling variety.

  • @gilfordmccormack8140
    @gilfordmccormack8140 4 місяці тому +193

    " That boy been up all night he must be tired" lol 🤣🤣🤣.

    • @ggarcon89
      @ggarcon89 2 місяці тому +2

      So considerate

  • @MrSteve-hy9yo
    @MrSteve-hy9yo 4 місяці тому +232

    this whole skit was comedy gold.

  • @gloriousbeard459
    @gloriousbeard459 4 місяці тому +269

    “I like big butty dad” I been a parent a long time as well, I would have broke instantly 🤣🤣☠️☠️. You’re hilarious my man.

  • @noodlecompany8123
    @noodlecompany8123 4 місяці тому +138

    I can relate to this. Just a couple of days ago my 9 year old son tell him that he liked to look at his teacher's butt I had to leave the room to laugh, his mom was mad but I was very proud

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor 4 місяці тому +23

      Well you’ve got to teach him to be discreet about it at least

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 4 місяці тому +9

      @@JacyndaMinor nah he gotta learn that himself if you out here teaching him how to rubberneck he gone get some weird ideas later 😭 and it’s all coming back to you when he get caught

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor 4 місяці тому +15

      @@tbuckley2031 well I didn’t mean like, showing him how to be creepy, I mean letting him know that openly staring at certain parts on people is rude/creepy and then let him figure out how to check butts out without being rude or creepy. But you’ve gotta let him know that’s not polite, lolz, I mean I can remember so many teachers’ butts from school tho- I get it

  • @SuperDuperAwesomeEpicSwagSauce
    @SuperDuperAwesomeEpicSwagSauce 2 місяці тому +27

    “It runs in the family” is crazy 😂

  • @jenniferd.820
    @jenniferd.820 4 місяці тому +199

    The boy and the uncle told the truth 🤣🤣

  • @MichaelGee-zs3xr
    @MichaelGee-zs3xr 4 місяці тому +168

    One of the funniest comedians out rn 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Ray-pp5qb
    @Ray-pp5qb 4 місяці тому +113

    His son always whispering. 😂😂😂

  • @deijavu2960
    @deijavu2960 4 місяці тому +54

    I used to see him at the Improv in Houston all the time (with my now ex). This was over 11 years ago. After each show (no matter if he was the headline or not), Ali would be out talking to people saying ish like "they famous, I'm not so I'm out here saying wassup yall," in the lobby while ppl exited. My partner and I had horrible social anxiety so we never said anything. We would just watch him be amazingly down to Earth while he spoke to people. Yall, he really is a good man. Ali, you are owed more flowers than we give you. Much love 💐 🎉

  • @spg3331
    @spg3331 2 місяці тому +32

    most outlandish thing about this story is the fact that they are swimming 🤣

  • @user-gq2yv2bs8g
    @user-gq2yv2bs8g 4 місяці тому +74

    Ali, please don't change, we are rooting for your prosperity my brother!!!!

  • @matthewdar886285
    @matthewdar886285 4 місяці тому +76

    Unc tried. He tried 😂😂😂

  • @PapiGrande1
    @PapiGrande1 4 місяці тому +55

    When you say "I called my brother" all I can think about is...SCAM!!! 😂

  • @YEP_THATS_IT11
    @YEP_THATS_IT11 4 місяці тому +59

    Every father's response!😅😅😅 my sons father had the same reaction

  • @lsporter88
    @lsporter88 4 місяці тому +70

    I like em too...not much you CAN do about that!😅😂🤣🤣👊🏾✊🏾

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 4 місяці тому +109

    I’m a simple man I see Ali , I click like 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Fourthaboveall
    @Fourthaboveall 4 місяці тому +48

    Ali has the funniest stories🤣🤣

  • @Rob-gf3pb
    @Rob-gf3pb 2 місяці тому +5

    As a dad i legit said “what kind of porn” right before he said it lol

  • @meganbray
    @meganbray 4 місяці тому +38

    Parenting is so much fun!! 😂😂😂

  • @mely28mel
    @mely28mel 4 місяці тому +39

    This man is a force of nature his storytelling and play by play accounts are impeccable

  • @defrocker6792
    @defrocker6792 Місяць тому +6

    Damn, ten years old, I was still playing with action figures at that age.

  • @juicyfruit7974
    @juicyfruit7974 4 місяці тому +28

    Another classic Hassan story!!! ❤❤

  • @yuflysolo1833
    @yuflysolo1833 4 місяці тому +36

    Thanks, Sir. Another hilarious drop for these streets!
    See you in a month & some change! (Tickets purchased; patiently waiting 😁)

  • @untamed903
    @untamed903 Місяць тому +3

    When he said South Dallas, I knew it was a wrap. Ratchet City😂

  • @_JRythmixx_314
    @_JRythmixx_314 4 місяці тому +30

    Yo dawg on top of the comedy….the storytelling is unmatched 😂🤣😂 the setup and delivery is unbelievable!

  • @SochinDachi
    @SochinDachi 4 місяці тому +24

    Bro. Absolutely immaculate storyteller lmao.

  • @RealTeeZee
    @RealTeeZee 4 місяці тому +9

    Ali always kills it! We need hour specials on Netflix ASAP!

  • @grommike3726
    @grommike3726 4 місяці тому +18

    That’s a good story. Ali is a master of telling.

  • @vernaereed1810
    @vernaereed1810 4 місяці тому +29

    I freakin' love this dude❤

  • @c0uchsl0uch
    @c0uchsl0uch 4 місяці тому +14

    For me, the funniest comedians are the ones who tell the funny stories, like this cat, i think hes there with the big boys

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 4 місяці тому +9

    I love listening to his stories so much

  • @devinrodriguez5661
    @devinrodriguez5661 4 місяці тому +7

    He So Authentic Nd Himself Dawg Exactly Why He So Great‼️💯

  • @kristinemunholland8980
    @kristinemunholland8980 4 місяці тому +3

    Hilarious. And so sweet that your son is honest. Glad you were there to calm his mom down.....

  • @ethanguthrie2854
    @ethanguthrie2854 4 місяці тому +8

    Parents will beat u for literally no reason. That’s not something to get beat over. U need to seriously talk to him and make sure he understands the situation.

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 3 місяці тому +6

    😂 1:02 “porn porn porn porn” that echo would’ve had me dead 💀

  • @jaeloncanady1473
    @jaeloncanady1473 4 місяці тому +4

    That south Dallas shit is a fact 😂

  • @iacobenimememachine3982
    @iacobenimememachine3982 Місяць тому +3

    Aye, u cant even hate on him, lil bro got some taste aight 😂

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 місяці тому +29

    Love this bit, not sure why I didn’t get notified that you had a new clip out. I have to go searching for it, kinda BS is that 🤔🤔🤔
    Side note, dope suit Ali

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor 4 місяці тому +2

      Make sure the little bell icon is set up to notify you of his posts!

    • @JacyndaMinor
      @JacyndaMinor 4 місяці тому +1

      Oh and I agree about the suit, I also liked his shoes they look like sharks to me

  • @shanehancock8405
    @shanehancock8405 4 місяці тому +8

    That runs in the family 🙈😂😂 always amazing Ali !

  • @kole9158
    @kole9158 4 місяці тому +13

    Ali's timing and how he structures his stories is second to none

  • @nunyabusiness3516
    @nunyabusiness3516 4 місяці тому +17

    I love me some Ali!!!!!Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @Subfightr
    @Subfightr 3 місяці тому +4

    Absolutely incredible story teller

  • @michaelrafales2782
    @michaelrafales2782 2 місяці тому

    Man,
    Keep doing what you doing. You're hilarious and a fantastic story teller

  • @jazmyn3097
    @jazmyn3097 Місяць тому +1

    Much love brother Siddiq. Watching you has been such a captivating and amazing experience and I’d love to hear more stories like this! Hassan is sumn else lol it runs in the family 😂😂😂😂 you like what you like right 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @alphasky03
    @alphasky03 4 місяці тому +7

    Ali never misses. OMG that was hilarious!!!😂😂😂❤

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 4 місяці тому +3

    I fw this 😂 stand up is fire 🔥

  • @myravirgil5302
    @myravirgil5302 4 місяці тому

    I love this man’s stories.

  • @blackty3477
    @blackty3477 4 місяці тому +2

    My favorite comedian!! He’s up there with Patrice!

  • @helloxonsfan
    @helloxonsfan 4 місяці тому +4

    It's the captivating storytelling for me...!!! 🤣 😂 🤣

  • @sunnygiovannitwo
    @sunnygiovannitwo 4 місяці тому +5

    South Dallas checking in!❤

  • @OneLovePeace
    @OneLovePeace 4 місяці тому

    love you, love you, love yah. thank you

  • @thirdeyeopen22
    @thirdeyeopen22 3 місяці тому +1

    I LOVE HIM!!! He is a god in comedy! With NO fear!!! Quite refreshing!!!! 🙏🏿💯💖✨

  • @Ryhillchibulls
    @Ryhillchibulls 4 місяці тому +11

    This is great

  • @dstturk26
    @dstturk26 4 місяці тому +11

    HE IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

  • @10o.-.-_-.-o010
    @10o.-.-_-.-o010 4 місяці тому +1

    Great bit! Relatable, moves well, good imagery, and honest.

  • @ashleyj7011
    @ashleyj7011 4 місяці тому +1

    We coming see u in February 😍 Cant wait 💯💯

  • @Biotoze
    @Biotoze 4 місяці тому +3

    Damn Ali a serious parent for still saying the dad line. I would’ve cracked IMMEDIATELY

  • @lorajones5297
    @lorajones5297 4 місяці тому +3

    I just Love Your Family.Enjoyed you in Chicago LAST Friday, trying to Get tickets for Indy.I live in Gary so it's just a 2 hr drive.

  • @normancore9522
    @normancore9522 4 місяці тому +1

    I watch all Ali videos !!

  • @CaringIndiv02
    @CaringIndiv02 13 днів тому +1

    I love the way his jokes are well articulated.
    Great job! 👍👏 Love it.

  • @JohnSmith-ii3cu
    @JohnSmith-ii3cu 4 місяці тому +17

    The young one speaks truth. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilike6430
    @lilike6430 4 місяці тому +7

    This is y he is so funny to me he's in my top 5 all time

  • @arosaka
    @arosaka 4 місяці тому

    that was amazing delivery its dope to see your growth

  • @ctbtits
    @ctbtits 4 місяці тому +1

    This was gold!!

  • @c.wilkins1725
    @c.wilkins1725 4 місяці тому +7

    Always hilarious!!😂😂

  • @burkefox3208
    @burkefox3208 4 місяці тому +10

    I sent this to my son 🤣🤣🤣

  • @husseinabdulkadir4570
    @husseinabdulkadir4570 4 місяці тому

    Ali Siddiq is the man.. Genious

  • @Theresa5387
    @Theresa5387 4 місяці тому +7

    Lawd!!! This man is sooooo funny!!!!!

  • @sawolgebre5406
    @sawolgebre5406 3 місяці тому +3

    Ali you are hilarious mannn! Thanks for the laughs Brotha!

  • @noeticparadigm1576
    @noeticparadigm1576 2 місяці тому +1

    The delivery in this story is impeccable.

  • @janithsamarasinghe341
    @janithsamarasinghe341 4 місяці тому +2

    This guy never misses

  • @surge1229
    @surge1229 2 місяці тому +4

    this is why you always use incognito mode and a VPN

  • @j.lingle4713
    @j.lingle4713 2 місяці тому +3

    If he had followed up with - “and I cannot lie” 😂

  • @jermaineallen2879
    @jermaineallen2879 4 місяці тому +1

    Great story telling that clip went by super quickly.

  • @yahneeta3461
    @yahneeta3461 3 місяці тому

    I’d love to see the full show

  • @Xceedpvp
    @Xceedpvp 4 місяці тому +8

    Dam first 2 minutes had me dying been a long time since i laughed at some stand up

  • @lexy231
    @lexy231 4 місяці тому +9

    Found out my son was doing the same thing. I came to get advice 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Girrrrrrrr
    @Girrrrrrrr 4 місяці тому +1

    Unc speakin TRUTH up in there.

  • @user-hm6kz3zd6v
    @user-hm6kz3zd6v 4 місяці тому

    I JUST LOVE ALI . I CAN'T MISS NOT ONE OF HIS VIDEO THEY BE SO FUNNY. I LOVE YOU ALI. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @jeffreypinder9398
    @jeffreypinder9398 4 місяці тому +17

    We had all daughters...and we had issues with them growing up. Hilarious, Ali.

  • @snapcentrel
    @snapcentrel 4 місяці тому +6

    What type of porn? Had me rolling!

  • @priscillasimpson6541
    @priscillasimpson6541 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 man i love your crazy self 😂😂 ty for always making me laugh til tears are rolling down my face 😂😂😂

  • @user-hb5gs7nk8q
    @user-hb5gs7nk8q 4 місяці тому

    Ali is the best of the best . He’s the goat when it comes to storytelling. The best. My favourite comic.

  • @JustInfiniteSpeed
    @JustInfiniteSpeed 2 місяці тому +4

    I see Hassan is a man of culture. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @clegz2
    @clegz2 4 місяці тому +3

    😂😂😂😂 I literally went through that with my son and his mom…..that story was basically me

  • @emmanuelquaye4744
    @emmanuelquaye4744 4 місяці тому

    Great story telling

  • @LookingForAName...
    @LookingForAName... 4 місяці тому +1

    Ali's storytelling is the best

  • @monnie1027
    @monnie1027 4 місяці тому +7

    😂😅😂😅❤ this Ali he's Hilarious 😂😅😂😅