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Home Depot | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 4 гру 2023
- I am not a handy person and have no business being in Home Depot no matter how many UA-cam videos I watch. Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on UA-cam
Tickets: AliSiddiq.com. #TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
I can attest to the accuracy of this lol. A white man saw me looking confused in Home Depot in the wood aisle. I needed very small pieces and they don’t cut them small. This man gave me his number, told me to put everything back and he’d cut me some wood from his personal stock at home. I met him in a public place the next day to pick up the wood he cut for me FOR FREE lol
I am a white dude and I have never seen anyone white do all that for a stranger, cute bullshit story though😂
@@yeahyeahwowman8099 I KNOW WHITE GOLKS WHO WOULD AND WHO DO
@@kenyapressley6706 I think the keyword is you know them, sometimes non white people's stereotypes for white people are bizarre🤣
@@yeahyeahwowman8099 maybe you just are not nice 🤷🏾♀️
@@564Clayton maybe you believe dumbass stereotypes, lol
3:57 “Trinkets sir. I’m not handy, they’re trinkets!” Love this skit.
I can say as an electrician i have helped many people who look lost in that section. Giving advice on what to use that's best and its has also given me a bunch of side work. I love this style of story telling and have a new favorite comedian.
This Black electrician agrees with you. I have gotten much side work and awesome discounts in trade just from being helpful to strangers while getting supplies for myself.
Bless you! 😂😂😂😂
Ali, you have that casual charisma to surpass Any comedian. Keep grinding bro, you have a wonderful formula
I appreciate that
@@AliSiddiqComedyI’m not sure if you will even see this 😂 but you are one of the best comedians of this generation 🤝🏾🫡 me and my mom love your comedy specials, and she’s a diehard Christian 🤣. The way you structure your sets is phenomenal! All I can do is inspire to become like you and the greats that came before you 🫡❤️ keep being great my Guy 🤝🏾‼️ hopefully I’ll be able to meet you one day and shake your hand 🤝🏾
@@AliSiddiqComedyYou know what they say: If you aren’t handy, you better be handsome. Lol, you surely have the handsome covered.😉
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That casual charisma combined with his unparalleled storytelling ability is a recipe for success.
This man is one of the best story tellers out there!
Ali is quickly becoming a goat like Dave. His jokes have depth and the punchline is always somewhere around the corner. It hits when you least expect it.
His jokes also work internationally. Top notch
AS is a triple threat: screenwriter/playwright with comedic talent. His 'Home Depot' is twist and turns! Caught me off-guard. 😂 Salute Big Dawg!!
I honestly feel like I've been strong armed into having a new favorite comedian. I didn't even know I was looking for one. Bro keep putting out quality content. Keep going homie....
Man foreal.. I agree ..and he is funny as shi*
Agreed
I'm a prick, and I think the writing is great.
This is so funny 😂
Same here I have been watching all his videos today while cleaning house.
I've had the ugliest attitude all day, just low vibrational as hell lmao and in 5 minutes you've managed to bring so much joy back into my spirit i'm RL crying. 😭 You purged this anger outta me in minutes. I really need you to make it so, so, SO big. Wishing absolute success and prosperity unto you x's 1,000 Ali. ❤
Wow comedians are really important. Am glad this great comic has such a positive impact
Ali truly does. A friend was negative, a mean neighbor parked in my spit and I'm watching Ali with a smile. All my sadness is gone. ❤
I have this man on repeat for the same reason. ❤
FYI: that's a trick maintenance folk use to get side jobs... Hang out at Lowe's or Home Depot, watch for The Lost or The Confused, help them get what they need -- including the trinkets -- tell them what they need to do, then give them your number "in case you get stuck". They might not call on the garbage disposal, but they'll call on the dishwasher...
[Done it a few times myself.]
He aint lying😂...I've helped people with that confused look & took them to the parts& trinkets section
One of my favorite comedians! Ali Siddiq!
I totally agree! I’m about to watch him live for the 4th time in 2024😉👌🏽
What's the link to the full show? U know it?
That old man heard "Brutha" and literally had no time for the Bull$hit😂
This reminded me of a Josh Johnson set where he starts off this story with something along the line of you know how bad an interaction is going to be based off of how many times a person says "hey brotha"
If its once, not bad. Totally normal.
If its "hey brotha hey brotha hey brotha hey brotha hey brotha"...thats a crack head and its going to be some bullsh!t. 😂
Ofc, its the latter. Its a great set, its on his page on here.
And me thinking it was just me who had to deal with our people at home Depot...😂😂😂
Hell nah fam. Hell frikken nah XD
Wait, what?
You actually *TALK* to somebody at Home Depot? I'm calling BS.
I started keeping track this past summer because of a conversation at work; I haven't spoken to a Home Depot employee for my past six visits. Tomorrow will be seven.
Incidentally, I have helped people that looked lost. I do that a lot.
I am an old white guy.
I go to Lowe's because Home Depot employees will make you feel like fighting somebody
This guy gives me a reason to get up. He’s like a modern day Dr Seuss. THANK YOU!
Dr. Seuss??? lol I need this explained please lmaoooo
@@MarayaGavin5839for real 😂😂 I hope he makes a skit out of this
@@qisyn7 lmaooooo yessss 🤣🤣🤣 he needs to make skits out of everything he says lmaooo
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Full show came out in March 2023.
Let’s collectively thank our White Brothers for seeing us confused in the hardware store and immediately helping us out. I usually leave Home Depot or Lowe’s with more knowledge than I went in with 😂
I love this!!!!! Yessssss we all brothers and sisters ❤️ I know that wasn't your point but it warmed my heart
Look man… I’m at the point where I just click any video I see of yours and automatically hit like… then watch. Also your opening “hey” is somehow incredible.
I'm Hispanic and I ain't embarrassed to HAM it up....."hire a Mexican"😊
Facts!!!
Learn English first. 😂😂😂😂😂
Make sure the Mexican don’t got on boots
@@phantom_blade555 4reals!!!!
FACTS they know how to do everything.❤
Ali always drop something when we all need a laugh. 😂😂
Not a fresh ass tracksuit.. but a fresh ass suit!!! Ali goes outside and has new material. Life is comedy😂😂😂
I see what you did 💯😂
Peace and Blessings Brother Siddiq. You’re a master of your craft.
It's his sit down for me.. I LOVE it!❤❤❤❤❤❤
Gotta love the way brother Ali tells his jokes. Hes goat of story teller of our generation!
😂😂”clamps and trinkets” 🤣🤣
My Nephew STAY IN Home Depot 😂😂😂😂 He is a Contractor
I literally had that “lost look” today while in Home Depot.
Thank you for sharing your gift with the world and lifting our spirits! Blessings be upon you and yours! Keeping Shining!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ALI Siddiq. If anything pop up I ain seen ion care what I'm doin, I watch it or listen. Evn thangs I've seen I'll re-watch just to uplift a down day.. Thank you Ali!
You are absolutely right. They are trinkets!! 😂😂😂
I'd give a limb just to listen to Alis experiences and outlooks on the world at a BBQ lol
That would be the greatest BBQ ever non stop laughing.
😂😂😂😂 I've had similar thoughts
Learning honor from a pimp sold me on him
Thats dangerous. Aliand food dnt mix. You'd have to call an ambulance
Im that guy in home depot who helps other customers. Yes, ill give my number and say " call if you need my help". Im black though...😂😂😂
Ali stay bringing the laughs 😂😂😂
Doctors should prescribe a daily dose of YOU EVERY DAY. You are so humble and hilarious beyond words. Blessings, Love. and PEACE to you always KING.
One of my absolute favorite comedians by a long shot! Ali you got IT!
I introduced your vids to my boyfriend and now I see him almost binge watching them laughing…you are so endearing to listen and watch..much love from the island 🇯🇲🇯🇲
Man I love a comedian who reflects on day to day situations and Ali is the greatest..real GOAT at his craft.
Pure genius. The setup of the bit, the build up and the punchline. Also using creative repetition to establish a running gag, not to mention the elaborate use of props. Genius.
I work at Lowes. Yo sista here and will HELP you anytime. Love u Ali😅
Mike and Domini are good. Two of a kind ❤️
😂😂😂😂😂😂 excellent tag and recall 💐 “i was Late…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too real
My Brotha you always know how to tell a story and keep people entertained at the same time. I see you going even further, so keep up the good work bruh.
You going to be the next spokesman for Home Depot!!! I could see the commercials now!!! Hilarious as always Ali❤❤
Man I ain't got time for yo bs...lmao😂😂😂😂
It’s the way you said bullshit with your whole chest for me 😂😂😂😂😂
My guy I love him. The Domino effect series has been what I needed in my life. Dealing with the loss of my mama Ali made me think about my childhood and how u was raised. Keep going Ali 🐐
Can't wait to see you Saturday!!! Welcome to NOLA baby🥰
Ali is freaking hilarious!!! This guy provides life lessons while making you laugh.
Ali Siddiq, one of the most consistent dudes out there I fucking love him man
Ali Siddiq is the GOAT!!!
😂❤😂❤😂❤
Ali is in my top 5.
He is an amazing storyteller and humorist!!!
This cracked me up. We all need each other 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are one of the smartest, most creative comedians I have seen in a long time. Your stories are refreshing and your timing phenomenal! I will see you in Birmingham next month. Keep pressing Ali. Love you Brother
Love how casual your intros are. Top shelf
When i see Ali's Saddiq's name or face anywhere, I immediately click. Every single video interview or stand-up is worth the time to watch very intelligent, hilarious, relatable, storytelling, comdedian!
Saw you live in Memphis twice. Once at Chuckles years ago, and at Minglewood Hall last Friday. Truly one of my favorite comedians ever. Thank you for everything you've given. Truly funny 🙏🏾
As someone who works at home depot he is absolutely on money with this one 😂😂
Bruh funny AF I be binge watching his comedy specials alot 💯
This entire scenario is me 😂😂 I'm glad to know it's not just me. Seems like I always end up with better guidance from a random stranger. 😂
*Ali* is the BEST !
Short and sweet, I laughed all the way to the end. You're a gem, listen to you every, living, single day 😂❤️
It would be so cool if Ali started doing commercials for Home Depot. He’s so relatable-lol!❤
UA-cam is the platform G and I can't knock home depo 😂😂😂😂 you truly are a gem.. 💎
I live in Jamaica, so being able to finally see more of your material was the highlight of my day.
OMG……I’m freaking crying and my face hurts 😆🤣🤣😂😂. Thank you for sharing……..much blessings
this made me HOWL out laughin 🤣😅😁😭
Ali siddiq thank you so much I apologize that you have been though what you have been though , with that being said you went through what you went through to not just to become a better man and person but help those/ others through you being honest, real, comedy and story telling you have helped so many people without even knowing or trying thank you so much be safe and happy holidays much love from Maryland United States of America I got mad respect for you my brother as the king you are real talk 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Love your stage presence! One of the best storytellers there is.
I definitely can replace a garbage disposal lol
Your standup is sooo comforting and familiar but funny, like I'm at my aunties house listening to a story on the plastic couch. Lmaooo the trinkets bit!
Broooo your jokes are too accurate! Too funny, shared with the family 😂
Yup, you that dude my brother! Always got me rolling! Keep doing your thing. Ma'a Salaam!
Much love from the Bahamas bro! Your life story is amazing, and your comedy is incredible.
He's my favorite comedian rn .. Hands down 🤣
As a 30 year HVAC contractor - I LOVE trinkets! 😎
And I am here because Roy Wood Jr said Ali is his favorite comic working today. And I trust Roy.
lol the renter to home owner dilemma: crap, I have to fix stuff now? 😂
I'll tell you this, I was not handy at all 15 years ago. Now I do all of my repairs myself and machine my own parts. It takes time to learn these things.
Soooo happy to hear the Brother moved away from the prison jokes. Hes hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Keep it going Brother.
“I was late…”
“…..fair enough….”
😂😂😂😂
Frfr the dads at home depot are the best, them dudes know everything
Ali KILLS it EVERY time!!! Are you EVER coming to Vermont?!!!
Stopping a UA-cam video at Step 4 like I'm a boss when Step 9 says to use a blowtorch I don't own is exactly how I go about life 🤣 Ali, you're the best 🔥💜
I completely feel u...I NEVER read directions and get to step 4 and b effed up at step 6 😂😅
Hilarious once more just wandering around in home depot.
The "I got it" after watching a UA-cam video must be one of the most universal things on Earth. I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣
Li you always gone be the 🐐 joe!!! When Netflix give you that right number I know you gone go hard and come with a dope a special... ALOT of comedians get specials on there completely bomb but I know for a fact THAT YOU gone eat that shit up!! Comedians like you and Corey Holcomb (5150 gaddamnit) gone absolutely break Netflix when they get off that bullshit and pay yall brothers what they owe and what yall worth for your specials... Keep blessing us bro... 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
You are my new go to comedian. Love your work.
Why Ali is funny to me, I like the way you tell your story, the gesture, the expression! This is the type of stand up I am into
Loved this and your videos!!! Can't wait for what's next! MUCH LOVE FROM THE BAHAMAS ❤️ 🇧🇸
This guy is hilarious & needs his own TV SHOW & or movie!!!!!
Can't wait for to come back to levity live West nyak
Every time he sits down... you know that "hey." is coming!
You're so funny!! You made a regular story so interesting!!
Spot on with the UA-cam learning. Hilarious.
As a frequent customer at LOWES AND HOME DEPOT the brother is not lying for the most part.
Iove yur stories big bro keep the hustle going bc yur inspired me to start my stand up career 🌟 😂😂
_"Trinkets"_ killed me.
It really be like this. White men just be regulars at Home Depot doing contractor gigs full time and helping lost individuals in the process.
His timing and facial expressions kill me 😂😂😂
Underrated Comedy, Peace King ✌️
Nobody and I mean NOBODY tells a story like Ali!! One of the best in the game!!!
That’s me ALL DAY! “I got it.” with all the confidence at the half video mark. Then all night at Home Depot because I don’t have half the tools I need. 😂😂😂
Much love and respect brother Ali. I can listen to your hilarious stories all day.