I LOVE YOU | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 17 гру 2023
- How do you respond to “I Love You” if you don’t feel the same?
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Tickets: AliSiddiq.com. #TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. - Комедії
“That’s what’s up” 😂😂😂😂
I Love Everyone ❤
I said that to my kids dad when we first met. 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classic 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
6:42 the woman who screamed “scoot over” is my spirit animal 😂😂😂🤣🤣
“Love starts in a one bed, one bath” 😂😂😂
I had a friend (that wanted to be more) tell me he loved me and I said "dude, don't do this"
His response "your response doesn't negate or diminish how I feel about you".
Listen, that was either the response of a grown ass man or a well seasoned player 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 Now that was funny, because it’s something I’d say back in the day…that’s some playa shyt 😂😂😂
Grown ass man!
He was right though! And same goes for your feelings. His response doesn't negate. lol
"Dude, don't do this." 😂😂 That is hilarious!
The new king of comedy, I said what I said.
Facts
I would have to agree
❤
No lies detected
“It’s good to be loved “ 😂
Ali up on stage rearranging the furniture a million times 😂😂😂😂😂
You say.." I'm so happy you told me. I've had a hard time finding someone like you to be in my life and I'm so grateful for you"
Damn, smooth amd sneaky with it😅
This nigga is hilarious bruh ever since Mexican boots i been tuned in bruh aint missed once
We all love you Ali Siddiq!
That sandwich says i love you without words and that's what a man is used to
You the man Ali. Keep going. Your comedy saves lives.
And with this one, he saving relationships too
I literally wonder how do the waitresses and waiters hold their composure and stay on their job 😅 because I would be dropping drinks, pausing and standing there cracking the hell up, and talking to people about how funny you are @Ali Siddiq 😂😂😂 hands down to you boo, your comedy is unmatched! ❤😊
It's easy, This guy ain't funny
@@steviec1156 There's always a hater 🤭😅😂🤣
@@steviec1156but yet you’re here watching it….ok😑😑
@yanevaknow1017 Who said I watched it? I came, I saw , I heard , I bounced. How long does it take to come to a conclusion of some not worthy of your time. I'll wait. Not long.
😂😂😂
Ali you sit on the throne with some of the great comedians such as Redd Fox, Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor,Robbin Harris,Dick Gregory...... keep bringing the laughs🤣 my brother PEACE AND LOVE 💯💯
legends gonna legend. ali killing it.
He is definitely speaking the truth
“Scoot over”!! I’m crying & wheezing!! Bruh I can’t! Man we need these laughs. Appreciate you brother 🙏🏾
Bruh Im at work and done slipped under my desk laughing 😂😂😂😂
I had a woman say "I love you." I said "We met 3 weeks ago, i dont even know ur middle name. Dont jump the gun." And that shit DID NOT go well which i feel like worked out best for me cause i think shes crazy.
Ali Siddiq Done told the most Romantic Scenario that no movie was able to comeup atleast in this decade.
Shout out to the black lady laughing for me in the back, that is exactly how I felt 😂✊🏽
Yasss Ali, that's how me and my husband started..one bedroom, one bathroom😂🤣🥰
Scoot over is crazy 😂
"Requestion my question!" 😂😂😂 This mane don't miss!!! 😂😂😂
Keep being great king🙏🏾
Ali, who the hell doesn't love you? ❤❤❤ How you turn reality into something universally funny. What a gift, and I love you. ❤️
One of the best most truest moral filled jokes ever
❤ I love your comedy😂
Whew, been on the receiving and giving end of this one 😅😂😂
I love how he makes the truth so funny with how he spins it😀😀😀😀
This was brilliant! Ali never stops surprising me.
Peace and Blessings Brother Siddiq❤ I’m here for it😂
Already got my tickets for your Shreveport show.
Man, a guy told me he loved me one time, I said. I do too😂😂😂😂
I use that one too 😂
That's my standard reply. 😂😂😂
Right I say "same"😂😂😂😂❤
This happened to us on vacation. We both got food poisoning at a resort. It was horrible.
wait so you sat back to back? I honestly just wanna know if that's possible cause that'll change how we apartment hunt.
"Don't requestion my question!!" 😂😂😂
"move over" 😂😂😂
Had me cacklin' at the end!😂🌠👑🔥
I ❤ me some ALI COMEDY
Can't get enough Ali!🤣🤣
Hello Ali Siddiq. "Ali I love you, that's what's up"😁😁😁😁
He is talking about the 5 languages of love. Good book!
"Flush it you're by the handle"😂😂😂😂
I love it. What an ending. Amazing haha! Well played sir. Well played.
I love his standup comedy!!
Yo those black ladies loud ass laughs are really adding to the bits lolol
This is more than comedy.. Take notes‼️😎🤌🏿
I love Ali Siddiq for being himself , for being REAL, for being 💯! Every video is worth watching because you NEED to KNOW what you will hear this time 😂😂👋🏿👋🏿🔥
Two things…. “Loved two times in a year” and the “dirty ass food truck” took me all the way out!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ali you my guy!!!! I can’t wait to see you in Dallas!!!! 👑👑
I just love alis explanation of the world its refreshing
This man is HILARIOUS, he be having me HOLLERING & CACKLINGGG 🤣🤣🤣
The word love has more meaning to us. We don’t just throw it around
I BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND 14 YEARS. MET WHEN WE WERE 19. DATED 20. HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME FIRST.😊
Dirty a food truck 😂 and the 1 bed one bath 😂😂😂 truth
Flush it, you by the handle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE MAN RIGTH HERE! ALI! 😂 💯
“I love me too” would be my response 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you
My guy is back! This was genuinely funny
That’s wassup is very much me 😂
New subscriber here. I just realized I've been watching your videos for months and wasn't subscribed. My bad. I love your comedy.
Flush it youre closer to the handle! 😂😂😂 im over here tripping!
That’s real love ❤😂😂
I hve to watch Alis bits a coupla times over cause im reading the comments at the same time.. wana see if other ppl love this guy as much as i do❤watching from South Africa and to me hes the BEST in the game.. Period
3:29 I JUST SAY " DITTO " 😂😂😂
Yesssssssss Aliiiiii
No one can deny Ali is a BMF!! Much luv&respect from Hawaii brahda🙏🏽🤙🏽
Someone said men ain't complicated they are SELFISH AF and this cement it and I am moving like this from now on.
Good luck with that.
Enjoy your work bro keep it coming
Yo Ali... U Throw'd tf off' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right back at ya Babe!!🥰 #mygriot
This made me cry 😂😂😂 it’s so damn true!
"I got love for u but just not in love with u yet" if she can't respect it then its watever if im not in love with u ill rather tell u that then lie then down the road regret the shit
I say "You should" or "I know"and ain't We lucky?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😊😊😊😊😊😊
I fucks wit you ali
"Ain't we lucky" is crazy 😭
@@gintoki_sakata__ We ain't lucky? 😂
Im imagining trying out using “Ain’t we lucky” and not getting shanked
@@oyoyoyo7624😂
Scoot over🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
Good teaching ❤
Thank You
"DAS WASSUP!"😂😂😂😂😂
For Reals!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ali is my favorite comic, can't wait until you come to Nashville
Ali, you know you got issues!!😂😂😂
I love your comedy and your realness real❤😅
I love him
And I appreciate that like frfr
I’ve gotten a pat on the shoulder! 😂😂😂
Scoot over lmfaoooo. That's funny as hell
Good to see you in my hometown 😊
Man , I need to see your show in Houston
Laughing is good to my soul
When are you coming back to Houston?
I love you Ali!! I am happy to hear your thoughts.
Facts
U R masterfully funny. Can hardly wait till U come 2 the Beacon.I love U 💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖
Dats wats up was my first thought 😂 Ali the truth!
Thank you!
🔥♥️🙏
😂😂😂😭😭😭 flush it you by the handle
I texted my boyfriend I love u. he texted back a gif saying duh😂😂😂
Maaaan look...my favorite response to "I love you" is "I know" 🤷🏾♂️
Oh NOOOOOOOO!! Not dripping with the facts that’s why I say “ Thank you for loving me “ ❤❤❤
Hilarious 😂😂
I enjoy this honestly cuz when u do say it back ik you genuinely mean it i hate rejection but its plenty mfs that lie just to get what they want don't lie to me but its not what u say its how u say it u say its nice to be loved and imma say aint it tho and cuddle into ya side
"dont try to requestion my question", i need to show that part to my girl😩😩😩