*Opens chrome chest* YOU'VE WON: 1 0,02 player skin ffffgfffffffffffFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU My friend : - and thats why im taking a break from CS:GO BASED ON A TRUE STORY Now i wanna hear yours!
My fuckin god, I haven't laughed so hard in days, this is brilliant, the best part is the one with the bomb defusing where they compliment him at the end, you're a god damn genius!
I wouldn't be surprised if I had a brain tumor from the amount of crates Ive gotten in TF2. I also imagine it grows every time I get one and every time I actually cough up the cash for a key and find out its bullshit.
Tf2 skins: I complete a contract: American pastoral (Rocket Launcher) I unbox 2 of each crate for skins: Shell Shocker (Rocket Launcher), Aqua Marine (Rocket Launcher), Masked Mender (Medi Gun) and some shotgun skin. I unbox 1 more of each crate: Aqua Marine and Masked Mender 1) Fail unboxing2) Completely fail unboxing3) ???4) PROFIT!
The video ends... I briefly scroll down into the comments. I see flamewars, i see blood. I see people copy and pasting like it is what keeps them alive. After getting nightmares forever, i scroll up again... Holy shit that scared me.
TypicalJamie Ehhh.. .standart feel for csgo openings? No, I mean, really. WTF, where are yo ueven living? IT's like 5% chance to get your moeny back from case.
It's a good thing I don't care about crates or cases. Any sane person would know not to open these things for just some fictitious item and prove they are not suckers. So to all you newbies out there, don't even buy keys to such crates and cases and just buy games on sale on the steam store.
The Administrator Stranges are ok because they go for a good price as soon as you unbox. What's bad is 4 gun mettle rocket launchers (2 were the same) and 2 gun mettle medi guns that are the same. I have to wait for them to cost something reasonable.
I love how that guy pats his head
you done me proud son ^^
+Ultra Sound *Pats your head*
R.I.P defusing without hands 1999-2015
Thanks, and have fun
xd
Thx for the Negev | Desert Strike Battle Scarred
haha xD
+Gaben Thanks for ruining my finances. Thank you.
Pooolskaaaa biało czeeerwoni!!!
You just delayed HL3 by 20 years.
Dx
Damnit!
5
@@ProdTensi 5 indeed.
@@ProdTensi nope
haha, nice touch with the price on the key :D
liked for good comment and good taste in music
John M ha, thanks dude
Use the force
The force of bricks?
TheBrickMaster250 The force of KRAKEN?
Force of sky
Thats in pretty poor taste on the day Leonard Lemony died
PG Wooster Who the heck is Leonard Lemony
GabeN dissliked this video 14 times.
*****
28
29
30 now it's have "3" !!
HL3 confirmed
HO. LY. FUCK.
Neko CaptainNoob 33 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HL3 CONFIRMED WITH MORE PROOFS
Of course the SAS didn't praised the almighty Gabe for 10 min before opening the case, amateur...
Beautiful.
best work.
Whoever made this - thank you, for making us smile :)
what a program's you used?
Forsyng its pure cs:go gameplay
wieziesz
lol
wieziesz
ohhh, dude, pls told me :D
NitroNinja
1st, i'm try :D
second, r u sure?
NitroNinja Im sorry but if you had a hard time understanding what he said the first time then maybe you are the one that should learn english
Love that disappointed "Ahh" when he opens the crate, it sounds so genuine despite the fact that it's cropped from some voice line.
*Opens chrome chest*
YOU'VE WON:
1 0,02 player skin
ffffgfffffffffffFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
My friend :
- and thats why im taking a break from CS:GO
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Now i wanna hear yours!
opened 2 chroma cases, got 2 glock catacombs
Tek Mek
Your avatar couldn't be better for a comment like that.
Maxaxle Wake up, see i have 1 chroma case in inventory, *fuck it* lets open it, gets a FN Marble Fade Flip Knife
Well those were preaty rough days you had.. :/
*whispers*
I know shit about cs go
datam0sh You lucky bastard
Maxaxle Atleast they were both Factory New
CG GABE! This was awesome.
If cs go was real everybody would just shoot the lock on the crate.
The death stare in to a bomb always helped the CTs win.
Same thing for opening cases in Dirty Bomb. Gets me every time.
Did anyone else think he was gonna shoot himself at the end?
Yes i did.
I thought he was gonna turn around and try to shoot gaben...
Keyword: TRY
I love how gaben appears at the end
Thanks, and have fun.
He could have sold the crate for 15 dollars, but Gaben's keys are very tempting.
0:20 "You're a champion, sunny" Funniest thing I've seen in a while. xD
My fuckin god, I haven't laughed so hard in days, this is brilliant, the best part is the one with the bomb defusing where they compliment him at the end, you're a god damn genius!
Gaben says "Thanks and have fun"
I LAUGH OUT LOUD every time I see this! Awesome work!
gaben in the background: "Thanks and have fun!" XDD
That's actually amazing in many ways! :D Great animation and funny video :D
I just cried...
BEST VIDEO EVER
Pull yourself together lad!
Gaben looks kreepy... true horror of ingame economic
I wouldn't be surprised if I had a brain tumor from the amount of crates Ive gotten in TF2. I also imagine it grows every time I get one and every time I actually cough up the cash for a key and find out its bullshit.
Godammit Gabe
You should make one called "Unboxing a knife in csgo" and have the guy spazm all over the place.
Hello darkness my old friend
It's kinda scary that no one of them casts a shadow.
Just wait to end of the year the prices for keys are gonna cost more than the game itself.
The plot should be a stranger opening case side by side with you and he gets a knife. True story, happens every time. Kappa
GabeN!
Tf2 skins:
I complete a contract: American pastoral (Rocket Launcher)
I unbox 2 of each crate for skins: Shell Shocker (Rocket Launcher), Aqua Marine (Rocket Launcher), Masked Mender (Medi Gun) and some shotgun skin.
I unbox 1 more of each crate: Aqua Marine and Masked Mender
1) Fail unboxing2) Completely fail unboxing3) ???4) PROFIT!
now its nelsons crates that are trolling NELON IS REACHING GABEN LEVELS OF TROLLING D: D: D: D:
Énorme travail ! :D
That is why you should get skins from the community market.
This made me laugh uncontrollably xD
12/10 accurate
FIRST AND NO BLUE SNEHELL!
i summon you, blue shell!
Gabe Newell AS YOU WISH, MASTER
Blue Shell NEGTORY!
TheAtheistGamer Do you have a fedora collection?
kiefac thePugged I DO NOT OWN A FEDORA MY KIND SIR.
I love how all the team watch him defuse the bomb lol
Haha the moment all CTs look at the one defusing is pretty creepy :D
*How to defuse bomb:*
1- Use M4A4
2- Crouch
3- Look at the bomb
4- profit
Every fucking time
The logic in the video: Stare at a bomb and it will be defused.
This is just... Are you an oracle?
that was so true it hurt
rip the force
dat sexy pic
Why you are here too? c:
Gumball because he is soo... STUPID! >:c
Кирлджифук Стан Hey shut up! I am not stupid
*****
I prefer the chicken
Gumball k
The video ends...
I briefly scroll down into the comments. I see flamewars, i see blood. I see people copy and pasting like it is what keeps them alive. After getting nightmares forever, i scroll up again...
Holy shit that scared me.
GABEN!!!
Lol so true and nice animation btw keep it up!
They(SAS) just crouch and aim at the bomb, even didn't cut any wires, the bomb has been defused.
this is so true!
the moments when the key u bought was more worth than the gun u got out of the case xD
TypicalJamie Ehhh.. .standart feel for csgo openings? No, I mean, really. WTF, where are yo ueven living? IT's like 5% chance to get your moeny back from case.
big money, no wammies, big gains
damn that was amazing
CS:GO - Case opening in a soup can
"We are all going home tonight"
Well except your 2.50
*€2,15
For the US its $2.50
I cry everytime :*(
Thanks....
Except for my friends who unbox $200 worth of guns in a day and ask me why i don't open cases.
Wow, mate :D Well done!
Case opening simulator 2015
Is this team fortress 3?
Obviously. They dropped the cartoon style I guess.
What's team fortress? I'm playing TF:GO
kid detected man that a different game name is counter strike global offensive this is Not free to play thats 12$
lol when gaben shows up
Perfect Video Man ! xD
All prais Allmighty gaben !!!
0:19 bunch of pyro watching the bomb
5 years later I realize you indeed delayed the game. SHAME ON YOU SIR. I SAID SHAME ON YOU!
Gabe WHY!? WHY GABE!?!?
subscribed! man u r doing awesome vids!
So true
That's why I mostly sell/trade the cases...
Anytime I give it a try I end up regreting it....
This is AWESOMEEE!!! Good Job!!! Keep it UP!!!!!!!!!!!)))))
brazilian keys are R$8.29
Ω ArturKratos Ω #MAFIAESPARTANA 1% of the minimum wage, just for better comparison
I wonder if Gabe Newell has seen this.
I actually profited from 2 cases in a row.. But lost on many, many cases (20, I think, or smthing)
seems legit
On steam everywhere
Biba brought me here
that's why I hate gambling.
You don't understand how to win at gambling.
It's a good thing I don't care about crates or cases.
Any sane person would know not to open these things for just some fictitious item and prove they are not suckers.
So to all you newbies out there, don't even buy keys to such crates and cases and just buy games on sale on the steam store.
Chicken Defusal Mode.
Exactly the same in TF2. Opened a few crates the other day, wanna know what two of them were? Strange Dalokohs Bars.
The Administrator Stranges are ok because they go for a good price as soon as you unbox. What's bad is 4 gun mettle rocket launchers (2 were the same) and 2 gun mettle medi guns that are the same. I have to wait for them to cost something reasonable.
oo crab ! :D
Great
THE MUSIC IS FROM METAL GEAR SOLID 3 !!!
HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA !
TF2 Crate unboxing sound?
why he is so happy?Its just a case!
no shots were fired so no shots were missed
Why do people get Gabe Newell involved, he's not involved in any of the sales of ingame items.