Geralt: “It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.” *Tune in next week for another riveting installment of “Jaskier and the Audacity of This Bitch”*
That moment of choice is the when you know how wrong this is going to go for you but you really do care is both exhilarating and scary... I do it a lot
lol I love that that's basically how so very many of my honest thoughts and opinions have started, as well as many an argument, especially when I'm telling someone exactly what I think of them when I'm pissed off. (^__^) I have no regrets with that either, though I probably should lol
as much as i love Jaskier for stepping up and showing Geralt what a bitch he was in season 2 but oh god do I miss little season 1 Jaskier with all his fancy clothes and jokes
I mean I still thought he had nice clothes and I kinda liked these ones better in ways than his old ones, these ones werent as obnoxious but still regal and fancy and stylish hehe (I still liked his old ones tho)
I was honestly so pissed off how everyone just disregarded him, after everyone coming to him with a "Jaskier, I need your help". He literally ran into a monster fight that a bard has no business of being in (outside of d&d) and they still totally forgot about him once everything is over. One day he's going to beat them up with his lute and I'm hyped to see it
The key is to lose your filter and be surprised by what comes out of your mouth, then just roll with it like being a weirdo was part of the plan all along. I mean, I've thoroughly embarrassed myself, but at least it was funny.
Pulling double duty as both punching bag and doormat at the same time for someone who will never respect or aknowlage your devotion for them? Well you do you, at least he is fabulous while at it
jaskier wrote two break up songs throughout the series and their both great also the part where geralt says that his singing sounds like a pie with no filling is funnier when you know jaskiers actor is in a band
I really hope him and Ciri grow a bond and he becomes her sass queen uncle because just like when he came to Geralt she definitely needs this type of🕺energy🕺 in her life right now to lighten things up
@@humanmarshmallow she considerd triss a sister as far as i remember The netflix series really did a lot of characters dirty I suggest you play the games or read the books!
I never see anyone pointing this out but I, personally, am absolutely besotted with the fact that Jaskier spends pretty much the entire bathtub scene from season 1 *limpwristing shamelessly* - no straight man could EVER. The show sure has its faults but you cannot deny that Jaskier really is the most wonderful chaotic bi representation we could ever ask for. What a king.
Well, ignoring the point that they just do not have the balls to aknowlage it outrigte. They have him sing both the fantasy version of Jolene and of "Burn" from Hamilton, but still pretend like he might be totaly straight...
I love that you included like every s2 scene with him in it hahaha they didn't hold back this season. That whole "artist" monologue he did was def an allegory...
i mean, artists are definitely under threat in dictatorships though. like, i see where you're coming from, jask is most definitely some flavour of gay, but his artist monologue was valid in its own right.
The fact that Geralt is strong enough to take that from jaskier's hands in less than a second feels like he wanted to see what disaster was jaskier going to make
Jaskier is the literal best and is so so not straight. But that’s why we love him. You know he wrote Burn Witcher Burn while sobbing in his dark recently smashed up apartment. I love how he totally has a low key crush on both Geralt and Yen by the end of s2.
I was having a really bad day and then I watched this and I remembered that Jaskier existed and that he always was able to find the funny in the horrible situations through sarcasm. I honestly feel better because of this video. Thank you.
"YOU...NEED A NAP!" Jaskier, my absolute favorite lil cupcake, I would die for you AND kill for you. I need a full show with Jaskier as the main and Geralt as his sulky bodyguard.
I forgot how hysterical some of this show's dialogue is; watching this video has me in stitches. "Where the fuck are my clothes, Jaskier" in particular made me laugh so loud one of my neighbours opened their window and scowled lmao
This is great but I can't help thinking about how they wrote Jaskier in this season omfg the whole thing about that rock ?? being the only reason Jaskier takes part in the final battle ?? Please don't make me laugh 😭🤧
It didn't occur to me until I watched that scene a million more times how funny it was that Jaskier tried to play tug of war with Geralt. Just... witcher strength and all that. I didn't think about that at first but that's hilarious. He only asked him to let go probably to keep the jar from breaking lol!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact! The cave at 8:01 onwards is Rydal Cave in the Lake District, and is one of my dad and I's favourite walking/swimming spots! (not the cave the lake right by it the cave that Jaskier is bathing in isn't very good for swimming)
Everyone always thinks about Ciri and Yennefer when its mentioned that “people bound by destiny will always find each other” in regards to Geralt, but nobody ever talks about how Jaskier “randomly” stumbling upon Geralt time and time again (like the scene at 1:32)is proof that Jaskier is also a part of that Destiny
The pie thing is actually a good critique, he's saying Jaskers singing is really technically proficient but it's lacking real emotional substance, if anything his singing is too perfect and hence doesn't feel real.
Considering that Henry Cavill is about as emotive as a piece of cardboard, Jaskier is ABSOLUTELY needed on this show, in like every scene. Not only does he carry it, he lifts it up, throws it in the air, and catches it again, all while singing a ridiculous song!
So... you're upset because Cavill is doing a good job of portraying the character of Geralt? In your opinion, should everyone be a chaotic drama queen? Are people not allowed to be quiet and reserved?
I loved the “goodbye, good luck, good riddance” line as well. He’s so extra in everything, it’s great. (That _was_ Jaskier’s, right? I’d hate to be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I’m not).
It stresses me out when he goes into the water in his trousers and boots. It's particularly the boots that are troublesome! But anyway, hope he's in S3 lots!
“Don’t fucking ‘Jaskier’ me, I’m talking; This is how this works.” That line showed how much he’s developed in his time away from Geralt 🥺
we stan a self worth glow up
I loved that scene sm
@@alexcap5748wtf? 'Stan a self ... glow up'?? Is this even spoken Engrish?? amirite??
@@glytchd it is, in fact, english. 💀 how you gonna be online in 2022 and not know the slang that’s existed for two decades.
@@glytchd my dude it's modern slang -_-)
No bard can ever be straight, but he just goes the extra way
He’s straight
Ngl this man is the whole spectrum and it’s amazing
I love this
My favorite scene is missing: "I hate to break it to you, but this ship has sailed shippwrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean."
Yeah I wish they added that one the amount of sass is just 👩🍳💋
I couldn't stop laughing at that part 🤣
"Ow."
100% agree!!!!!!
@@jivoochi I have no idea why my phone tells me to translate this.. lol
the sooner the showrunners realize he's a main character, the better
😂😂
Oh yes 😅😅
Suspect he’ll get a spin off series some time likely
oh yes. He is why the Witcher is so funny :D
Yep he’s the best
I forgot how iconic he was in the first season 😭😭
he really was lmao
Geralt: “It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.”
*Tune in next week for another riveting installment of “Jaskier and the Audacity of This Bitch”*
Missed opportunity to say "The Bard, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch" 🤣
You just made my day lmfao
Absolute win comment
Jaskier, the Witcher, the witch and the audacity of this bitch
Jaskier and the Audacity of This Witch*er
“Am I gonna say it? Yeah, I’m gonna say it.” Has been the start of a LOT, not all, but A LOT of the conflict in my life
That moment of choice is the when you know how wrong this is going to go for you but you really do care is both exhilarating and scary... I do it a lot
When you have adhd and no filter it’s pretty much the cause of everything
@@zachlewis9751 Yes as another ahdher I agree to this.
lol I love that that's basically how so very many of my honest thoughts and opinions have started, as well as many an argument, especially when I'm telling someone exactly what I think of them when I'm pissed off. (^__^)
I have no regrets with that either, though I probably should lol
I feel this 😅 I’ve definitely had that debate in my head and it has ended in conflict many times
As a chaotic bisexual, I have never felt more validated by a character in my life. 🤣
Omg Same lmaoo
oh, same
He’s the representation we needed.
Petty, dramatic and a total flaming hot mess while looking absolutely fabulous in my messiness. That’s me to a T.
Came here to say exactly this😄
as much as i love Jaskier for stepping up and showing Geralt what a bitch he was in season 2 but oh god do I miss little season 1 Jaskier with all his fancy clothes and jokes
he'll probably get them back, they're kind of mid-war right now
He’s also like 10-20 years older
Still wears fancy clothes wym
I mean I still thought he had nice clothes and I kinda liked these ones better in ways than his old ones, these ones werent as obnoxious but still regal and fancy and stylish hehe (I still liked his old ones tho)
They gave him trauma 😔
Jaskier's a undisputed Queen. I absolutely love him. And sincerely think he should be more appreciated by the other characters
I was honestly so pissed off how everyone just disregarded him, after everyone coming to him with a "Jaskier, I need your help". He literally ran into a monster fight that a bard has no business of being in (outside of d&d) and they still totally forgot about him once everything is over. One day he's going to beat them up with his lute and I'm hyped to see it
Since when were dudes called queens 💀
@@sauce6746 since they acted this queeny.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 tell em queen
I think we all aspire to be like Jaskier, even if it’s only a little bit. I for one, would love to be as confidently chaotic as him.
The key is to lose your filter and be surprised by what comes out of your mouth, then just roll with it like being a weirdo was part of the plan all along. I mean, I've thoroughly embarrassed myself, but at least it was funny.
It can get pretty tiring at time. 🤣
Pulling double duty as both punching bag and doormat at the same time for someone who will never respect or aknowlage your devotion for them? Well you do you, at least he is fabulous while at it
@@SingingSealRiana no, I said being confident in my comment. A lot of that other stuff doesn’t sound very nice.
Bruh same. He is so authentically himself and I love him.
He's literally the best part of every scene he's in. That's factual. Besides for the Lord asking him to drop his trousers cause that's just hilarious
Jaskier washing in the river he's got a better body than geralt
"YOU NEED A NAP!!!" 😭😂 He was so offended 💀
When someone critiques his art (S1 by the river with Geralt, S2 with the dock attendant on the ramp) he really doesn't cope well, does he? 🤣
I cringe every time people are unnecessarily mean to my boy Jaskier :(
I feel sorry for how much you have to cringe
The Wii music really ties it all together
Really? I've grown to hate it cos it's in like every video like this ever 😭
It’s the perfect chaotic background loop.
Just realised he has a tuning fork in his necklace. What a cute detail!
That's actually Joey Batey's own necklace that he had added to Jaskier's outfit. The maroon leather coat was also his idea, although not his property.
@@Karak971 Really? That's so cool!
@@Karak971 It might be my unhealthy obsession with leather longcoats but damn I'd give my left ovary to have one of those.
@@LittleChaosMachine I aint got ovaries but same
Haha stimmt 😂
jaskier managed to steal the whole show with limited screentime. the power.
Indeed, a true testament to how well this actor plays him
"she saved your life, jaskier. I cant let her die" geralt you fruity sonofa
HELP REAL
I love when he meets Ciri for the first time. She completely ignores him storming past and he says something like “like father like daughter” I think
jaskier wrote two break up songs throughout the series and their both great
also the part where geralt says that his singing sounds like a pie with no filling is funnier when you know jaskiers actor is in a band
He’s a musician? I didn’t know that.
@@johnnykopp7304 the band hes in is called amazing devil and as far as i know he wrote all his songs for the series too
@@caprikosero that's neat, I've got to look him up.
@@johnnykopp7304 please do their music is... amazing>:]
just listened to his band and damn
I really hope him and Ciri grow a bond and he becomes her sass queen uncle because just like when he came to Geralt she definitely needs this type of🕺energy🕺 in her life right now to lighten things up
Oh buddy
If they follow the books or games it's only going to get worse
@@albinopenguin6894 no don’t tell me that! A girl can wish! I want this family to happen!
🥺uncle Jaskier and aunt Triss🥺
@@humanmarshmallow she considerd triss a sister as far as i remember
The netflix series really did a lot of characters dirty
I suggest you play the games or read the books!
@@albinopenguin6894 am I going to cry if I read the books?.
@@humanmarshmallow uhhh
Yesn't?
Jaskier is just adorable
Love him he really makes the show for me
I never see anyone pointing this out but I, personally, am absolutely besotted with the fact that Jaskier spends pretty much the entire bathtub scene from season 1 *limpwristing shamelessly* - no straight man could EVER.
The show sure has its faults but you cannot deny that Jaskier really is the most wonderful chaotic bi representation we could ever ask for. What a king.
OH MY GOSH, REWATCHING THAT SCENE HE REALLY IS 😭
someone on tumblr made a reaction meme out of it lmao
omg im not the only one who clocked this 😭😭😭
He’s straight, get over it
Well, ignoring the point that they just do not have the balls to aknowlage it outrigte. They have him sing both the fantasy version of Jolene and of "Burn" from Hamilton, but still pretend like he might be totaly straight...
the way i can memorise all his lines in season 1. his presence really gives me so much serotonin bless
"his smile" "defo about geralt" ... This shit is my inevitable demise
I love that you included like every s2 scene with him in it hahaha they didn't hold back this season. That whole "artist" monologue he did was def an allegory...
i mean, artists are definitely under threat in dictatorships though. like, i see where you're coming from, jask is most definitely some flavour of gay, but his artist monologue was valid in its own right.
It's the fact that he hears something outside his cell and still keeps singing😂
The little snort Geralt makes after Jaskier said he made new friends get over it is amazing
"Hugging... We are hugging!?"
My reaction everytime someone hugs me.
I lost EVERYTHING with the "Muppet sound". I laughed so much that I'm crying
"These boots were NOT made for walking..."
Good to know I wasn't the only person who thought that when I watched that scene for the 1st time 🤣
People all over the Continent: witchers are mutant monsters!!!
Meanwhile Jaskier 2:54
The fact that Geralt is strong enough to take that from jaskier's hands in less than a second feels like he wanted to see what disaster was jaskier going to make
I feel like Jaskier is one of only a couple people to get away with telling Geralt no
I think the biggest shock I had in Season 2 was how ripped Jaskier is when he bathed in the lake 😂
Jaskier: You basically told me to f*ck off.
Gerald: 🥺 only a little...
Jaskier is the literal best and is so so not straight. But that’s why we love him. You know he wrote Burn Witcher Burn while sobbing in his dark recently smashed up apartment. I love how he totally has a low key crush on both Geralt and Yen by the end of s2.
His song while he's in jail is so goddam catchy and I love it.
This dude was so in love with geralt it's not even funny. They spent TWO DECADES adventuring together, at this point just tie the knot already
“She lost her magic? 😦”
“Yea! Ik! It was great! 😃”
The more I watch the djinn clip the more I think they're not talking about singing.
THANK you
Jaskier’s impressions of Geralt are completely spot on lmao
I was having a really bad day and then I watched this and I remembered that Jaskier existed and that he always was able to find the funny in the horrible situations through sarcasm. I honestly feel better because of this video. Thank you.
“Like a sexy goose,” is perhaps the best pick-up line ever! 😂
"YOU...NEED A NAP!"
Jaskier, my absolute favorite lil cupcake, I would die for you AND kill for you. I need a full show with Jaskier as the main and Geralt as his sulky bodyguard.
I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching the same 2 scenes with Jaskier in it again and again. Lmao this guy just radiates so much chaos. 😂
7:53 That look is very rich coming from you, Geralt, and if you don't know why, ask Roach!
Jaskier is always fruity and I strive to follow in his footsteps-
This aged like very fine and fruity wine
I'm here to celebrate confirmed canon fruitiness!!!
Jaskier puts the "hot" in "hot mess".
I forgot how hysterical some of this show's dialogue is; watching this video has me in stitches. "Where the fuck are my clothes, Jaskier" in particular made me laugh so loud one of my neighbours opened their window and scowled lmao
basically most of his screentime
I'm here after season 3 I can confirm that yes, jaskier it's kinda fruity and I'm here for that
Geralt's voice when asking for his clothes😭😭😭😭
This is great but I can't help thinking about how they wrote Jaskier in this season omfg the whole thing about that rock ?? being the only reason Jaskier takes part in the final battle ?? Please don't make me laugh 😭🤧
2:32 that face never fails to make me spit out my drink
Bruh he straight went thru all 5 stages of grief within seconds BAHAH XD
5:40 Yen: Geralt must have left a sour taste in your mouth?
5:44 Jask: no one leaves any tastes in my mouth
me: 👀
I love Jaskier but I miss his colorful outfits. For me he´s a main character with not enough screentime. I want more Jaskier!!!
I love Roach just existing in the back of this scene (2:00)
Also, 2:12 is priceless
It didn't occur to me until I watched that scene a million more times how funny it was that Jaskier tried to play tug of war with Geralt. Just... witcher strength and all that. I didn't think about that at first but that's hilarious. He only asked him to let go probably to keep the jar from breaking lol!!!!!!!!!
When your ex comes to save you from jail
Fun fact! The cave at 8:01 onwards is Rydal Cave in the Lake District, and is one of my dad and I's favourite walking/swimming spots! (not the cave the lake right by it the cave that Jaskier is bathing in isn't very good for swimming)
THE WAY I CACKLED AT THE "he sounds like a muppet" PLEASE
I never forgive them for killing this adorable baby creature.
"You could hang portraits off my nipples right now!" 🤣🤣🤣 I CAN'T I'M DYING!!
Everyone always thinks about Ciri and Yennefer when its mentioned that “people bound by destiny will always find each other” in regards to Geralt, but nobody ever talks about how Jaskier “randomly” stumbling upon Geralt time and time again (like the scene at 1:32)is proof that Jaskier is also a part of that Destiny
6:16 "am I gonna say it? Yeaah I'm gonna say it" 10/10
Jaskier: I made NeW FRienDs, Get Over It.
Geralt: " _this bitch_ "
"Kill me, I'm ready" I die laughing every time 0:09
The pie thing is actually a good critique, he's saying Jaskers singing is really technically proficient but it's lacking real emotional substance, if anything his singing is too perfect and hence doesn't feel real.
Thank you for reminding me why I love Jaskier so much
He's a bard..... by D&D standards "being fruity" is par for the course
"You have the most incredible neck. It's like a, a sexy goose."
How can you not like this man?
I hope season three has more Jaskier appreciation, it's what he deserves
GOOD NEWS
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"Sshhhiiiitt... .. you're busy.. yeah" the most relatable character
8:50 is a whole ass mood 😂I've absolutely woken up/been woken up like this
Yen: This is my boyfriend Geralt and this is HIS boyfriend Jaskier.
jaskier is everything i wish i could be
3:16 my poor baby!
Jaskier: *Meep meep~ meeep!*
Me: 🥺👌
Jaskier is such a MOOD! 😂
He brings me such joy
I love the relationship between Jaskier and Geralt, there like to chaotic brothers
The way he actually has a bf now 😭❤ our little baby got a crush
3:11
Jaskier: *marry me*
Geralt: what?
I haven't even watched the series yet and I already love his character
Buff Jaskier in S2 is *very nice*
I’m literally in love with this character
he's a bi icon we need to protect with our lives
Secondary characters always steal the show.
Yen and Jaskier's cattiness is my favorite
he took fruity to the next level in season 3 😉
2 seconds in and already I’m wheezing I love this man so much
I LOVE WATCHING THIS AFTER A ROUGH BREAKUP honestly the best comfort i could ever recieve
I love this platinum blond batman and his fruity sing song robin
I forgot how iconic he was in the first season . "YOU NEED A NAP!!!" He was so offended .
He's honestly the best part of the show. I mean this is a good version of Geralt and most other characters are well done, but Jaskier steals it.
I like how his clothing color looks like snow White's dress he is indeed a damsel in distress lolol
Considering that Henry Cavill is about as emotive as a piece of cardboard, Jaskier is ABSOLUTELY needed on this show, in like every scene. Not only does he carry it, he lifts it up, throws it in the air, and catches it again, all while singing a ridiculous song!
Well to be fair, Henry Cavill is doing an amazing job given the fact that Geralt is about as emotive as a piece of cardboard as well
It’s called harmony, my dear : indeed, Jaskier is the talkative part of the duo but that’s precisely what makes Geralt quiet snark so much better !
So... you're upset because Cavill is doing a good job of portraying the character of Geralt? In your opinion, should everyone be a chaotic drama queen? Are people not allowed to be quiet and reserved?
It’s almost as if Gerald is supposed to be as emotive as a piece of card board
2:10 why does it sound like Jaskier calls Geralt "bro"-
I loved the “goodbye, good luck, good riddance” line as well. He’s so extra in everything, it’s great. (That _was_ Jaskier’s, right? I’d hate to be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I’m not).
Yes, he says that to Yen after smuggling her and the refugees onboard.
Gonna watch the Witcher just for him now 😂
It stresses me out when he goes into the water in his trousers and boots. It's particularly the boots that are troublesome! But anyway, hope he's in S3 lots!