It's because it was so uncharacteristic of the level-headed Geralt to panic like that. Completely out of character and caught me by surprise. I laughed for a good 10 minutes.
there was a vampire in oxenfurt hunting drunks and I remember the katakan said something like your tasty, and geralt was like come at me bitch in his monotone voice, it was awesome
She's probably the sister of the spooked old woman who prophesied Redanian Armageddon of warts AND mange if Geralt didn't stop the hooligans vandalising the shrines.
From The Witcher 2: Bounty Hunter: Do you realize that you have a huge bounty on your head, Witcher ? Geralt: Yeah. Too low for the risks involved though.
Never had a PC fit to run much of any games, as much as I'd like to play the first 2 Witchers. But damn is that a good line. I can picture exactly how flatly he'd say it, too.
@@Poet482 I had the same issues.... always wanted to play witcher 1 and 2. But once I managed to do that, I've realized that I was wasting another experience of the life time. Any Witcher 3 lover will enjoy the first two parts as if they were the next new witcher game. I hope you get the chance to try them
@@illiiilli24601 well. you can just buy an used office computer whatever if it sff or mt for under 100 dollar and gt 1030/rx 560 for another 100 dollar and boom gaming machine. if i have 300 dollar the 100 dollar left will be anything beside cpu and gpu. like ram/sdd/peripheral anything else
@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 I was thinking RX 470 into an optiplex, and was assumig third world countries are more expensive but yeah that works too
@@markotodorovic4559 -With tenure means in the profession a long time and earned respect/credibility, like he's been a badass Witcher for decades and would have a pension in a normal job.. However, the way he says it is full of sarcasm and contempt. Love it.
Thats one of reasons why I'm happy for him to be with Yen. She has a personality only he doesn't mind in the least, and he has a taste for bad puns only she could love. Imperfections indeed, more admirable that they engage in them rather than trying to change each other into someone the other is not. As a result they are more open with each other in ways the rest of the world doesn't often see.
I love "There's nothing behind me. I'm a Witcher, I'd have heard it. Just like I can hear your heart. It's pounding. Like a liars'." He's flexing so casually, this is my kind of super powered protagonist
2:39 one of the most badass scene in the history of the gaming but its lack the ending dialogue : dont touch him dont look him dont even think about him !
Did you know that if you kill the Noonwraith before taking the quest's notice or talking to the questgiver, you won't have the option to refuse the coin?
Chadonraz Interesting, i didnt know that one. I had the choice to refuse but i still took the coin because it was early in the game and i needed some money.
The amethyst you receive if you refuse the coin may actually be more valuable than 20-22 (depending on your negotiating) crowns, at least if you sell it to a craftsman. :P
Witcher 2 I like to play as a kimd hearted but quick to fight geralt. Witcher 3 I like to play as a kind, wiser, older, and more passive aggressive Geralt who doesn't start fights but ends them.
well novigrad is slavic word mean new city you have Novigrad city in serbia , Entire republic "Novgorod Republic" in russia and city with that name Novgorod , soo slavic nations drink alot of vodka :)
9:35 "FOR IT IS ONLY FAIR YOU FACE A THREESOME" i was really hopping this was foreshadowing for Triss and Yen threesome. i died when i saw what really happened.
Watching this made me want to play the Witcher one more time for the 3rd time And I already went through all options the first 2 times by saving and loading at critical points.
I'm currently playing NG+. Aerondight just out classes every silver sword in NG+ imo. Even the relics you get are no where near as good and high damage as leveled up and charged Aerondight.
3:10 Not sure if you can do it after the "I'm a witcher" because I said "Care for a drink", but after that choice, I loved the dialouge you can pick where he says "Is it just me or is it none of your fucking business" when they keep questioning Geralt
Dumbass of the day: "I could fuck you up by meself!" Geralt: "If I had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind my..." *(pauses so you can literally HEAR him mentally running through the scenario, trying to find an outcome where this guy has a prayer, and utterly failing)* "Actually, no, not even then." Entitled Noble fool of the day: "I am not fluent in the common tongue." Geralt: "Probably mastered the basics though? 'Hands up! Kill them!'" Entitled Noble fool of the day: *(cannot even offer a decent argument because Geralt's not wrong)* "No..."
Geralt doesn't need Igni to roast people.
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Fun fact: You can cast axii on the goat so that you don't need to ring the bell for the goat.
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You have changed my life.
WHY DIDNT I LOOK AT THIS COMMENT BEFORE PLAYING THE GAME A HUNDRED TIMES
John Smith I knew my second play though but my first was tedious
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
"Bear! Bear! Run, you stupid piece of shit!" One of the best lines in the game, if you ask me. Gets me every time. :D
Not bad.
It's because it was so uncharacteristic of the level-headed Geralt to panic like that. Completely out of character and caught me by surprise. I laughed for a good 10 minutes.
"Watch out! Behind you!"
*Geralt's face be like: Bruh, really?*
what quest was it? dont remember doing it
Joseph Waters think it was white orchard
@@yuanxu656I know this comment was 3 years ago, but it’s a quest in White Orchard: ‘Precious Cargo’
“Right. What do I know, I’m just a witcher ...” GOLD !
"Bound by a sacred oath..."
"Oh, that's rough. Sympathies." I just now got it.
@EpicJafeth13 I took it to mean he got married XD
there was a vampire in oxenfurt hunting drunks and I remember the katakan said something like your tasty, and geralt was like come at me bitch in his monotone voice, it was awesome
That was without a doubt the best witcher contract in the game.
Nope :) In the Blood and Wine DLC, where you have to save the goose if you decide to go after Sylvia Henriette.
I just played that last night. I was laughing my ass off at drunk Geralt singing sea shanties in his monotone voice. I was crying I laughed so hard.
He said: Come out and fight bitch :D actually XD
Listen, I know these are Geralt quotes, but he doesn't say the best line
FOUND ME PAN HAVE YE
Wahhbajack 😂😂
ME PAN
She's probably the sister of the spooked old woman who prophesied Redanian Armageddon of warts AND mange if Geralt didn't stop the hooligans vandalising the shrines.
'tis not me paaaan.
Sarcastic geralt gives me life.
"Only got one prick though, in case you were wondering about that too.."
"Don't touch him.."
Why is this so funny?
From The Witcher 2:
Bounty Hunter: Do you realize that you have a huge bounty on your head, Witcher ?
Geralt: Yeah. Too low for the risks involved though.
Never had a PC fit to run much of any games, as much as I'd like to play the first 2 Witchers.
But damn is that a good line. I can picture exactly how flatly he'd say it, too.
@@Poet482 I had the same issues.... always wanted to play witcher 1 and 2. But once I managed to do that, I've realized that I was wasting another experience of the life time. Any Witcher 3 lover will enjoy the first two parts as if they were the next new witcher game. I hope you get the chance to try them
@@Poet482 hopefully you can save around 300 USD for a PC some day, that'll be more than enough to run the Witcher 1 at 60fps
@@illiiilli24601 well. you can just buy an used office computer whatever if it sff or mt for under 100 dollar and gt 1030/rx 560 for another 100 dollar and boom gaming machine. if i have 300 dollar the 100 dollar left will be anything beside cpu and gpu. like ram/sdd/peripheral anything else
@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 I was thinking RX 470 into an optiplex, and was assumig third world countries are more expensive but yeah that works too
I always end up killing the bear before I rescue Princess so I never heard his line when the Bear shows and I died laughing.
Me too XD
Run u stupid piece of shit 😂😂
4:16 Bear. Bear, run you little piece of shit! LOOOL!
More like
bear. BEAR. Run, you little piece of shit!
BEAR. BEAR! RUN YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.
Honestly it's Geralt's most panicked moment in the entire game.
You are damm right
CuzaCutuza He dropped the batman voice for that line and I love it
My favorite part was 4:16.
"Bear! BEAR! RUN, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SH#T!"
Clearly that wasn't one of Geralt's favorite quests. xD
I love that part. Made me laugh
One of the rare frustrated Geralt moments
“If I had a bag over my head and both hands tied- no, not even then.” Always loved that line.
Geralt of Rivia, Witcher, with tenure. XD
What does it mean?I tried googling it...
@@markotodorovic4559 -With tenure means in the profession a long time and earned respect/credibility, like he's been a badass Witcher for decades and would have a pension in a normal job.. However, the way he says it is full of sarcasm and contempt. Love it.
@@lisamedcalf6986 Ahhh... thanks
It is pretty funny and clever
2:25 the Nilfgaardian’s comeback was even better though.
“We started with idioms. Don’t play with fire, for example”
"Now piss off to the wood, go play yer flute'' Funniest quote of the video and it wasn't even Gerald's.
When geralts drawing sucks more than the trolls drawing
I like the Troll. He ain't smart, but he's a funny one.
Hey. No one said geralt was the master of everything.
When
when that's the fucking point of the joke
@@someguy7703 i don't kill trolls , they're funny imo
Some day I aspire to have a way with words like Geralt of Rivia
Geralt of Rivia, witcher, with tenure. This game has such a good sense of humor.
8:05 "Now piss off to the woods, go play your flute."
Geralt: "This one time, at band camp..."
Geralt reminds me a lot of Clint Eastwood my favourite quote is the "I'm a Witcher" speech option
"Heard you wondering about my swords... well one's for monsters, the other, for humans..."
you really got an imp problem?... or is that an IMPerfection in the notice. Geralt trying to be funny with the same serious voice as always.
Thats one of reasons why I'm happy for him to be with Yen. She has a personality only he doesn't mind in the least, and he has a taste for bad puns only she could love. Imperfections indeed, more admirable that they engage in them rather than trying to change each other into someone the other is not. As a result they are more open with each other in ways the rest of the world doesn't often see.
Aeryn Sun Not to mention they have a pun-off with each other...That’s true love right there.
@@solaire2271 Like the dog/wolf puns in the Skellige Craven quest. I loved that Witcher banter. He did it with Regis too, especially in the books.
CD Red did a great job capturing the Geralt from the books. Its fantastic
Sadly, Cyberpunk 2099 wasn't as good as this🙄
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick......lmao
kas36spires Not bad
"Tired of life?"
Lolololol
4:16 best quote of all
I love "There's nothing behind me. I'm a Witcher, I'd have heard it. Just like I can hear your heart. It's pounding. Like a liars'."
He's flexing so casually, this is my kind of super powered protagonist
1:30 was the best moment of the game
Damn I look old.
But he still smash hot young woman
That was so goood 😂😂
@@easyhq4475 You mean 90-100 year old women that look 20? Lol
@@uku5252 yup
@@uku5252 How about Shani? She's not old.
Sir, you must leave. Baron's men are coming. Geralt: "Haven't finished my drink yet" tfs vegeta: HE'S SO FKING COOL!
Damn i love this game so much... Lets all enjoy this because games like this come once like every 15 years...
I've never laughed this hard playing a vid game. The books did the same, esp when Regis was involved.
Yup
John North London Games like this only come out every like 15 years?
The Witcher 3 and RDR2 are only 3 years apart.
The Guy Very different games to be sure, but very similar in terms of quality
@@lisamedcalf6986 The dwarfs were always funny as well.
best quote is probably this
You Don't Need Mutations To Strip Men Of Their Humanity. I've Seen Plenty Of Examples.
2:39 one of the most badass scene in the history of the gaming but its lack the ending dialogue : dont touch him dont look him dont even think about him !
After 78 years, 230 asses and 22 Roaches... you aged very well Geralt. But you became OLD XD
Nickolaus Afon Holy Shit, He Fucking Old?!
He is more than 78
Geralt has to be at least 97. ( as Vesemir says "You're nearly a century old yourself")
Nate Higman if he was 97 when the game released then soon he is 100 😂😂
Rin Okumura witchers age much more slowly
I admire Doug Cockle’s voice, but also hearing how great Henry Cavill did for his voice too, I can’t help but love both of the men’s performances.
4 1/2 years later and I am still cracking up over this game. And still loving your compilations. 😀
Lisa Medcalf you’re the sweetest ❤️ happy to bring a little joy your way!
@@DaniJGaming - Aw thanks! Just want you to know your efforts are appreciated. 😁
This man knows what he wants. Also he calls all his animal friends Roach. He loves Roach so much he gave him his own category.
taking the coin from the man instead of giving it back for his daughter is the worst decision i hqve made in the whole game
Did you know that if you kill the Noonwraith before taking the quest's notice or talking to the questgiver, you won't have the option to refuse the coin?
Chadonraz Interesting, i didnt know that one. I had the choice to refuse but i still took the coin because it was early in the game and i needed some money.
The amethyst you receive if you refuse the coin may actually be more
valuable than 20-22 (depending on your negotiating)
crowns, at least if you sell it to a craftsman. :P
If u refuse the money it'll give you a lot more xp which is better than 20 crowns
The soundtrack to the Baron's story is amazing 4:36
Jakub Nowak one of the best gaming soundtracks hands down
I love how the troll's work is even better than the official Redania's symbol. You can see it in some places, at Oxenfurt's Armorer, for example.
Redania symbol looks like Poland symbol
Witcher 2 I like to play as a kimd hearted but quick to fight geralt. Witcher 3 I like to play as a kind, wiser, older, and more passive aggressive Geralt who doesn't start fights but ends them.
I like the Geralt's dry humour and sarcasm because sometimes he's just too tired to deal with a thing for the 100th time.
Sure wish TFS did an abridged series. Geralt is basically Alucard with a bucket of gravel for a voice box.
"Go back to Maid Bilberry and apologize for being an ass." I wish these encounters would have carried on longer.
Imp-perfection
7:40
"PISS OFF TO THE WOODS GO PLAY YOUR FLUTE" lmfao perfect insult for an elf
8:30 The fact that is running and talking calmly makes me laugh
11:02 thats filthy frank fufuf
Aditya Sahu no
Aditya Sahu who??
Lol
I love how the alcohol in this game is always vodka :D (except in blood and wine of course)
well novigrad is slavic word mean new city
you have Novigrad city in serbia , Entire republic "Novgorod Republic" in russia and city with that name Novgorod , soo slavic nations drink alot of vodka :)
Yep I am serbian and I yes we drink vodka
Polish people drinks a lot of vodka
'I can fuck you up by me self' hahahaha I died laughing xD
3.14 talking about his sword... actually, geralt got 3 sword..
1 for monster
2 for human
3 for women
I knew "damn I look old" was gonna be in here
I MAKE TROUBLE GO AWAY. I'M A WITCHER. WOAH ... HOW TO SUM UP WHAT U DO IN LIFE WITH THE SHORTEST PHRASE EVER. NIIIICE ♡
2:13 probably the funniest shit I've heard all day.
IMP PERFECTION BADUM TSSSS
2:23 cuts out geralt getting destroyed by the general
4:27 That one is quite ironic given the Blood and Wine Quest where Roach actually talks.
I like the french translation at 3:22
He added about his prick "unfortunately for all of those ladies"
Which i think is quite cool and funny
4:16 The best xDD
9:35 "FOR IT IS ONLY FAIR YOU FACE A THREESOME"
i was really hopping this was foreshadowing for Triss and Yen threesome.
i died when i saw what really happened.
My favorite quote is actually the DLC when he confronts Olgierd’s posse. It’s just pure epic ness
"You never revealed yourself to be a witcher" I HAVE FUCKING CAT EYES YOU FOOL!!!!
"DAMN I LOOK OLD"
The way he says: „I can see that.” in 2:36 …im having chills
Ahhh a voice so smooth its like gargaling 2000 grit sandpaper
"Run you stupid piece of shit!" - Geralt of Rivia
Watching this made me want to play the Witcher one more time for the 3rd time And I already went through all options the first 2 times by saving and loading at critical points.
Makes me fall in love with the gamr again and again.
5:45 Wish you picked the 2nd one as well and showed it, love that quote
I like how Geralt spins his sword before engaging enemies in a dialogue. (in a few of them)
I haven’t fully watched the video but there’s a sidequest where geralt calls a monster lardass and it was the hardest I’ve laughed playing this game
Listen here lardass, you're gonna be satisfied with what you get or I'll feed you to the ravens.
Geralt of Rivia, Greedy god quest
You cut out the captains comeback! I love the playing with fire quote haha
Geralt reminds me of my last trip to London as an American.
Did you happen to be a werewolf at the time?
"Bear. BEAR! Run you stupid peice of shit!"
Had me laughing pretty hard hahaha
Glad I'm not the only one who strangely had rain for most of the game
“Wind’s howling....” “looks like rain....” 😆
3:28 just turn on captions, just do it....
Wtf
hMmm TiTty booBies !
lol
You have no idea how much better every quote is in any slavic language.
The Russian translations, I saw, were different from the English.
Geralt of Rivia - Has a Wild Hunt problem but spends his time getting a goat
"I'm a Witcher"
"Don't touch him"
SMARTEST MAN IN THE FUCKING GAME RIGHT HERE.
I like how you are fully equiped at the start of the game
RyGry new game + 👍🏻
I'm currently playing NG+. Aerondight just out classes every silver sword in NG+ imo. Even the relics you get are no where near as good and high damage as leveled up and charged Aerondight.
4:27 the Ron Swanson of the 1200's
14 full play throughs, DLC’s included, about to start my 15th and I doubt I’ll ever tire of the dry wit and savage comments. This game is everything.
"... Got only one prick though "
" Don't touch him"
2:16
Heavily underrated quote
Propably because Geralt got told right after it
I totally forgot about 9:25 LMAOOO geralt sounds so amused
"You've got the all important quality all Roaches have; you don't talk much"
About that...
Best part is when he says "hmm"
1:52
"Cool story bro, but did I ask?"
That pig quest was so hysterical.
3:10 Not sure if you can do it after the "I'm a witcher" because I said "Care for a drink", but after that choice, I loved the dialouge you can pick where he says "Is it just me or is it none of your fucking business" when they keep questioning Geralt
started another playthrough yesterday and i'm having lots of fun
white orchard music hits you in the feels
The game doesn't need speech skill because it's already maxed out
Badass comment.
"winds howling"
In novigrad when sigi reuven is being described to Geralt and he says 'sounds like the description of a lame rock Troll' is brilliant
Dumbass of the day: "I could fuck you up by meself!"
Geralt: "If I had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind my..." *(pauses so you can literally HEAR him mentally running through the scenario, trying to find an outcome where this guy has a prayer, and utterly failing)* "Actually, no, not even then."
Entitled Noble fool of the day: "I am not fluent in the common tongue."
Geralt: "Probably mastered the basics though? 'Hands up! Kill them!'"
Entitled Noble fool of the day: *(cannot even offer a decent argument because Geralt's not wrong)* "No..."
Even salty after Cyberpunk you can't deny how Good TW3 was!
"Only got one prick though in case you're wondering about that to"
"Don't touch 'em-"
XD